Jokes On Sms

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Jokes SMS •

Once three cheethis were sitting. Just then a haathi passed by. ‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’ Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

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Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one.. you know the reason .. Why ? . . .

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Every Morning You Are The 1st Thing That Come To My Mind, I Wish I Would Start My Day With You In My Bed. I Love Your Feel To My Lips, . . .

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Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho Jaye, Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye, Sms Karun Ladkiyonko, Naam Tera Aaye, Maar Tujhe Pade Aur Kaleja Mera Thanda Ho Jaye…

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Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye, Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya… Batao kyun? ..

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Jokes SMS •

Feeling Bored? Think Of Me. Feeling Sad? Call Me. Feeling Lonely? See Me. Feeling Sleepy? Dream Of Me. Feeling Hungry? Call Me First, Don’t Go Alone…

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Great People Talk About Ideas. Average People Talk About Things. Small People Talk About Other People, And Legends Never Talk… but… . . . .

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Shahjahan Ne Tajmahal Ki Har Minaroko Dekha, Har Khidki Ko Dekha, Har Diwaroko Dekha, Aur Bola . . . . .

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Jokes SMS •

Aaj Didar, Kal Yaar, Parso Pyar, Phir Ikrar, Phir Intezar, Phir Takrar, Phir Darar,

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You Are The One One Who Can Cure My Sleepless Nights. By Giving Me Your Picture To Put On My Beside. Will Work Wonders To . . . .

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