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• FRIENDSHIP ,;*"*;, is like *; ,;* a __)(____ TRee..... It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown . • Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide • Love b4 Marriage* Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe… *Love after Marriage* “baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe • U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? -1-

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? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH* • UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !! • In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness 6.susu: isliye karke sona . • What was GOD’s First Reaction when he made a Negro(African)? Socho… -2-

Apni SMS & Shayari www.smsshayari.tk Funny SMS

Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! • Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. • An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back! • Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito. • Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D • Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!” Gal: Great! I want 10 of them -3-

Apni SMS & Shayari www.smsshayari.tk Funny SMS

• Y do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! • How will a rat purpose a cat…?? ? ..?? ? “Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon.. O Billo Rani..!!;-) • Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt. • Teacher: what is meant by “I MISS YOU” . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai “Mein tumhari miss hon!” • Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, -4-

Apni SMS & Shayari www.smsshayari.tk Funny SMS

anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p • Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!! • f u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message. • Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”. • Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap. • A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging -5-

Apni SMS & Shayari www.smsshayari.tk Funny SMS

& Competition improves service! • Who let you get on the horse You witch’s child? . . . . Can’t understand? . . . . . Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d • Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends:p • Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. -6-

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• What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they… I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon • Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! • Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked toobut if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected! • Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping. -7-

Apni SMS & Shayari www.smsshayari.tk Funny SMS

• Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush • What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. • A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married. • In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay. -8-

Apni SMS & Shayari www.smsshayari.tk Funny SMS

• A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! • If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist! • What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! • Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students

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Apni SMS & Shayari www.smsshayari.tk Funny SMS

• If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it’s called High Blood Pressure:p. • Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right! • Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

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