Jokes Sms Tamil Part One

PART ONE

SMS joke 1 A man tries to keep mobile on the table It falls down.

Then he tries to keep the mobile in chair Again it falls down. Do you know why?

Antha mobile la balance illa. ________________________________________________________ *************************************************************************** SMS joke 2 Boy 1: Machan antha ponnu sevudunu nenaikiren Boy 2: ean machan Boy 1: naa I LOVE YOU sonna, nethu than puthu seruppu vangunenu solra da

SMS joke 3 Interaction in different ages: LKG Girl: Pencil tharuviya? Boy: missukita soliduvaen! 4th std: Girl: Pencil tharuviya? Boy: indha 12th std: pen kodukka mudiyuma? Boy: oh my god. Black vaenuma,blue vaenuma red vaenuma, green vaenuma? COLLEGE: Boy : un pen sariya ezhudhalanu ninaikiraen. Indha ennoda pen use panniko..! OFFICE: Boy: Pudhusa pen vangunen.... Ezhidi pathutu kudu.! EPDI IRUNDHAVANA EPPADI AAKITANGA. Inda girlsae ipadi than. _____________________________________________________________ ************************************************************* SMS joke 4 Dr. K.O.Rangan . Psychotherapist, wanted his name to be painted on a board In front of his clinic. But the uneducated painter painted

Dr. KORANGAN, PSYCHO THE RAPIST.

SMS joke 5 En girl friends number tharaen! She is very sweet… Joliyaa kadalai podalam… Evalau neram vendumaanaalum pesalam… Ava number note pannikonga… Airtel na 121 Aircel na 121 Reliance na 367 BSNL na 123 Vodofone na 111 No no no thanks ellam venampa ENJOY _____________________________________________________________ ************************************************************* SMS joke 6 Bar poem 1. Anbukku- BAR 2. Arivukku –BEER 3. Azhakuku- WINE 4. Sandaikku- FULL 5. Natpukku- CUTTING 6. Vanga - NEE 7. Kudika- NAAN Have a mabbu nite…

SMS joke 7 Tok tok tok

Yaru athu? Nan than Nan than na yaru Sms vanthiruken Ena visayam Yenga thala gud nite sola sonaru ****************************************************************

SMS joke 8 Son: appa chinna veeduna enna appa? Appa : yean pa Son : therinju vachikalamnu than pa Appa : theriyama vachikkita than chinna veedu…

SMS joke 9 Boy : KAADAL vanthaal solli anupu Girl: varalana Boy : SMS la un thangachi number’a anuppu… _____________________________________________________________ ************************************************************* SMS joke 10 Oru manithanukku Vetriyai karpikkum guru yaar theriyuma? Parents, Relation, Friends Lover, Teacher, Ivargal yaarumillai. ‘THOLVI’ … than

SMS joke 11 Today is MMS day MMS means : “MAKE MONKEYS SMILE” I did my job. Now you send it 2 all ur monkey friends! ( NOTE :enake thirumba anupuna ratham kakki savaa) ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************** SMS joke 12 Asin mother: yendi poison sappite? Asin: crying…. Asin mother: solludi enna karanam? Asin: intha SMS padikkiravar kitta I LOVE YOU solla ponen. Enaku munnadi Shreya kitta avaru sollittar Athan. Asin mother: athukku Shreya thane poison sappidanum. Nee yaen sappitta?..

(vachitomla aappu…)

SMS joke 13 100 bookku padichu arivali aavathai vida , 10 nimidam oru arivalikitta pesurathu best. So nee eppa venumnalum enakku call pannalam ok ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************* SMS joke 14

SUN NEWS 07:59:57 07:59:58 07:59:59 08:00:00

Aasaiya parunga..! Dappa mobile la sun news varuma…!

SMS joke 15 Oruthar ooruku ponaru Appo avarukku Benadryl syrup kuduthanga … Y?

Katorku sendra Idamellam Syrup(u)… ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************** SMS joke 16 Ungalukku oru lovely gift tharaporen Close your eyes Ready, 1 2 3 4 5 Asuku busuku, Neenga kanna moodave illa So, no gift. OK va

SMS joke 17 Nee seitha paavangalai pokka Intha manthirathai 108 times sollu.. “_____ nallavan” Idha edit panni unn name pottu innoru pavathaseiyathae ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************** SMS joke 18 Kaipulla Nee Freea Irunda Kotta Thaandi Padichu parru ___________

Othukuren Vettiyathan Irukkae nu Othukuraen

SMS joke 19 Nightla Enthirichu Mobile la Eduthu Unakku Good night SMS anupi Un Thookatha keduthuttu Thirumba thoongura Sugamirukae.. AAHAA..! ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************** SMS joke 20 Neenga love Panravangala iruntha Press down

Maatiniya, iru unga amma Kitta solraen

SMS joke 21 WHAT IS LOVE? Oru kolathula kokku irukkum(girl) Menu irrukkum(boy) Thanni irukkum(money). Thanni dry aana Kokku parandupoyidum Menu ange settu podium ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************** SMS joke 22 Thennai maratthuku keela 5 police nikkuranga Yaen theriyuma??.. “kolai vilum” nu than By CBI postku try pannuvor sangam ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************** SMS joke 23 Naan yen unnai ninaikiren? Un kooda pesuren? Unakku msg pannuren? BECAUSE

Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa

SMS joke 24 Aval ennai kadanthu Sellum pothellam En idhayathai thottu Parthu kolkiren.. Gokka makka.. Namma pocket money Thappichuthuda saamy… ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************** SMS joke 25 Tamil natil mottham 3 kadal, 75 aaaru, 237 eari, 1836 kulam, 3200 Vaaikal, 3259 kuttai 58000 kinaru Irukku. Ivlo irunthum yen chellam Kulika maatengra..? Po poi kuli..

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