Sms Jokes English

PART 1

SMS JOKE 1

Do not postpone today’s work for tomorrow …..

U can also do it Day after tomorrow. So enjoy life..!! Great people think great! SMS JOKE 2

1 man wanted to get married He gave an add in a news paper “WIFE WANTED” Next day he received 1000s of letters saying

“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”

SMS JOKE 3

Shakespeare said … … … … Nothing to me Did he say something to U? SMS JOKE 4

As a friend I asked U stone U gave me statue I asked U leaf U gave me a flower I asked Ur kerchief For my tears But U gave Ur hand Really U R Deaf..!!

SMS JOKE 5

My life story .. .. INTERVAL .. .. THE END Full and full suspense Dnt tell any1 OK?......Even If they beat U U don’t OK? SMS JOKE 6

100s of years have passed, Millions of theorems derived, Billions of formulae made, But still.., X is unknown & XXX is well known!

SMS JOKE 7

Read this fast. Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee OK congrats. U r selected to work in the ‘railway station’

SMS JOKE 8

A sardar puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle. Do U know Y? To make d pencil taller stronger & sharper… He is very intelligent like U….

SMS JOKE 9

Women live better, longer & lead peaceful life, Y Answer: Very simple. Women don’t have wife

SMS JOKE 10

I think I’m disturbing U always. Sorry this is my last msg & I’ll nvr msg U any more. Good bye

Never expect this from me I’m born 2 disturb U 4ever!!!

SMS JOKE 11

Two sardar in museum looking at Egyptian mummy Sardar 1: look so many bandages. Pakka accident case. Sardar 2:ya ya ..Lorry number Also written B.C 1760 SMS JOKE 12

Sardar goes to petrol bunk, Reads notice: DON’T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE. He calls every one & says DON’T CALL ME I am at petrol bunk. SMS JOKE 13

Some idiots say “Behind every successful man, There is a woman” But nobody knows the fact that ‘Women go behind successful men’

SMS JOKE 14

There is always a board: “DRIVE SLOWLY” Near schools. But no board near girl’s college. U know Y Bcoz ‘VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW THERE’

SMS JOKE 15

“TRUE FACTS”  There is no volcano in India.  No theatres in Bhutan.  No rain at day time in Nepal.  No coconut trees in UP.  No rivers in Arabia.  No trees in Antarctica.  No snakes in Hawaii island.  No mosquitoes in France.  No brain in Ur head.

SMS JOKE 16

LOVE STORY OF A DOCTOR I was in 12th She was in 12th I got MBBS She got Bsc I was doing MBBS She got Msc I was doing MBBS She got a Phd I completed MBBS. She got a Doctorate. She got married . I was preparing for PG entrance She is the mother of two children, I am doing my MS Her child is in 1st std I completed MS. Her son passed 10th I hv opened my clinic.

The greatest ironyToday is my ENGAGEMENT! & Today is her tubectomy

SMS JOKE 17

Why boys go to temple..? Because temple is the only place Where U can find Pooja Deepa Aarthi Archana Aradhana Jothi etc., God is great

SMS JOKE 18

What is the difference between Complete & finished? If U find a good wife U R complete Otherwise U R finished

SMS JOKE 19

Fact of life One women brings U Into this world crying And the other ensures U Continue to do so For the rest of Ur life

SMS JOKE 20

Mahesh : Dr please give me a sleeping pill for my wife Doctor : But U had taken 1 just yesterday. Mahesh :Yeah she has just woken up.

SMS JOKE 21

Tension: when wife is pregnant. Terror: when girl friend is pregnant.. Horror: when both are pregnant … Tragedy: when U R not responsible for both..

SMS JOKE 22

1 hand on clutch 1 hand on accelerator 1 ear listening songs 1 ear on mobile 1 leg on gear & Other on brake & Eyes on girls What a multi talented Indian Boys…

SMS JOKE 23

HEALTH TIPS Don’t eat maggi, panipuri,pizza fried rice Chocolates ice creams & cakes Because it will cause stomach pain When U eat WITHOUT ME

SMS JOKE 24

Nurse 1: Yesterday my husband saw my love letter Which is given by our doctor? Nurse 2: Then what happened? Nurse 1: My husband took that Letter to the shop & brought tablets. SMS JOKE 25

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF FASHION? 1. Fashion? lungi with a zip 2. Laziness? Asking lift for morning walk 3. Craziness? Get blank paper Xerox. 4. Honesty? Pregnant women taking two tickets 5. De-hydration? Cow giving milk powder. 6. Hope? A 99 year old women going for RC to get life time incoming….

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