English Jokes

1.Strong Days Why are

Saturday and Sunday strong days?

Solution Number 1

Because they are not weekdays!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA!

HA! HA! HA! HA!

HA! HA! HA! HA!

2. The Ocean How do you cut the ocean in half ?

Solution Number 2

With a sea – saw!!!

3. Apples.

If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples how many apples would you have?

Solution Number 3

3!!!!!

4.Which Bus?

Which bus crossed the ocean ? Solution Number 4

Christopher

Columbus 5.Witches and Brooms

Why do witches have broom? Solution Number 5

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! 6. Letters.

What starts with “P” ends with “E” and has millions of letters??

Solution Number 6

Post Office

7. Cows & Bells Why do cows have bells?

Solution Number 7

Because their horns

don’t

work!!!!!!

8.

M.

Why shouldn’t we put the letter “M” into the refrigerator?

Solution Number 8

Because it turns ice into mice !!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA!

9. Cyclops. Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Solution Number 9

Because he only has one

pupil

!!!!!!

10. The English Alphabets. How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

Solution Number 10

18 letters!!!! 3

in The

7

in

English

8 in Alphabet

O.K.????

English Jokes…. @englishclub .com by.. Mr.kamolpan jammapat