Meeting Report

Meeting Report Attach the meeting agenda and minutes for reference. No staples please.

1. Meeting details Date ___/_____/_______ Time _______ to _______ Location ________________________________________ Meeting Purpose __________________________________ _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________

Chair _____________________________________________ Invited

Present

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Valid Other/ excuse Scapegoat

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2. Meeting review Was the agenda followed?

Notable contributions:

c   Yes

___________________ arrived latest.

c   No

___________________ left earliest.

c   As if it were the very Word of God, from which we dared not deviate.

___________________ stayed awake throughout.

c   It was a vague aspiration, sort of. Ish.

___________________ asked the most obvious question.

c   The original agenda was not followed, no. Someone’s private agenda went just fine, thank you very much.

­___________________ clouded the chairperson’s mind. ___________________ evaded multiple well-justified attempts on his or her esteem, sanity, or life. ___________________ leaned the furthest back on a chair.

The chairperson was:

___________________ had the most alarming body odor. ___________________ committed career suicide.

c   Effective c   Ineffective c   Tyrannical

The meeting was successful in:

c   Less use than a paperweight

c   Achieving all goals laid out in the agenda

c   Asleep c   Only borderline human, in the opinion of some present

The refreshments provided were:

c   Sucking c   Making everyone feel like he or she contributed c   Making everyone listen to a very boring and selfimportant speech c   Nothing

c   Adequate

c   Less than nothing

c   Inadequate c   Eaten by the time I got there c   Used as currency the way convicts use cigarettes c   Apparently surplus rations from World War II

c   Reaching a critical mass of nothing, sucking all participants into a black hole of nothingness c   Destroying participants’ will to live c   Producing the longest chain of paper clips yet

3. Action items c   See minutes

c   Seppuku

c   Avoid more meetings

c   Restock refreshments

c   Murder

c   Avoid meetings religiously

c   Bring a pillow next time

c   Murder/suicide pact with other attendees

c   Cancel all future meetings

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