June 11, 2009 - 9 Lines

Cloud 9 Ranch Club Inc.

Kids Pool Sunday - Thursday Friday & Saturday

10:30AM -10:30PM 10:30AM - 11PM

Firewood 5 sticks for $1.00 Available only at the Gatehouse

June 11, 2009

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Attention Campers If you have an emergency and need first responders please call 417-284-7321. Storm Shelters are located in the Pre-Teen and in the basement of the Chapel.

Chapel Sunday Services

10 AM

Station Sunday - Thursday Friday & Saturday

8AM - 6PM 8AM - 8PM

Accounting Office Monday - Friday

8AM - 4PM

Trading Post Sunday - Thursday Friday & Saturday

8AM - 8PM 8AM - 9PM

Restaurant Monday - Saturday Sunday

6AM - 8PM 7AM - 2PM

Preteen & Teen Center Sunday Monday - Wednesday Thursday - Saturday

1PM - 9PM 11AM - 9PM 9AM - 11PM

Horseback Riding Hours Thurs. -Mon. 9AM; 10:30AM, 1PM Please sign up at the Trading Post the day before. Limited to 10 persons per ride. Trail Rides; Reminder for all members & guests: Please be careful when out riding your ATV’s, when you come upon a horse ride you need to stop for them to pass by before you continue on your way. I’ve been informed that some people are not even slowing down. Please be aware of this & stop for the rides. Pavilion Sunday - Thursday 11am - 8pm Friday - Saturday 11am - 11pm MOVIES Friday-Mr. Magoriums Wonder Empo. 7 pm Saturday- Daddy Day Camp 7pm

Big Top Thursday - Sunday

12pm - 7pm

Calendar of Events June 11th ---Goulash supper, all you can eat plus tea or coffee for $4.00, garlic bread and dessert @ 5PM in the Patio room June 12th --- Goulash dinner $4 bowl and drink refill on goulash $1 @ 5PM in the Club House June 17th ---Cake and Ice Cream for birthdays & anniversaries @ 1Pm in the Club House June 20th ---Father’s day pot luck bring covered dish and dessert @ 5PM in ht Patio Room

---Tuesday Bunco 1pm, $2 entry fee ---Every Wednesday @ 6:30pm 9pm Pokeno in the Patio Room, Bring Pennies! ---Thursday Card Bingo 6:30pm ---Every Friday @ 7PM until ? The Cloud 9 Jammers will be playing music in the Patio Room. ---Saturday Adult Bingo (16 & up) 5:45 Share the wealth and 6:30 Regular games ---June 16th @ 6:30PM Planning a pitch tournament. Watch 9Lines for details. Jail warrants for sale at the Gas Station, Restaurant, and Poker Run. If you would like to help with the Poker Run or Jail please sign up!!

Fun Addicts

Conservation Committee

---Every Saturday @ 2pm Family Bingo in the Patio Room!! (Except June 13th due to Annual Meeting) July 4th- Saturday -- Hawaiian Luau during the poker run

Congratulations to Bob Daniels a guest at the Ranch from Orlando Florida who caught a 5 ¼ Rainbow trout while visiting the Ranch.

Craft House

September 6th - Sunday -- Cowboy theme party during the Poker run

WILL BE CLOSED JUNE 13TH FOR THE ANNUAL MEETING AND ON SUNDAY!!

(Times and Dates will be announced at a later time. Be sure to check the 9-lines.) *Contributions are greatly appreciated.*

We will be having Craft classes on Wednesday at 10AM. Bread Dough roses are the next project. There is a charge for the materials used. Please come in and sign up for the class & join the fun!!

Fish Stocking Schedule 2009

Friday Friday Friday Friday

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Friday – June 19 Friday – July 2 Friday – July 17 Friday – July 31 August 14 August 28 September 4 September 18

750 lbs 1,000 lbs 750 lbs 750 lbs 750 lbs 650 lbs 1,000 lbs 750 lbs

All proceeds go to keep up the Craft House and to benefit the Ranch. All workers are volunteers, If you have a few hours to spare come and see us in the Craft House. We will be having another Bake Sale July 4th; all donations of baked goods will be appreciated. Flea Market tables for that day are still available and are $4.00 each. Check at the Craft House to rent tables.

Coffee Club Reminder Everyone please pay your 75¢ for your cup of coffee!! Please do not use filters for your popcorn.

Attention Members & Guests Please help us recycle your aluminum cans by putting them in the designated wire containers that are sitting next to each trash dumpster!! Thanks!!

School House The School House monthly meeting will be held on the second Tuesday of each month at 6:30PM in the Patio Room. Volunteers needed to sit at the School House Saturday afternoons from 1PM-3PM to allow people to see inside. Next regular meeting will be July 14th at 6:30PM in the Patio Room!

Activities Committee Please tie all of your garbage bags before putting them in the dump station. Thank You

Quilt Raffle @ the Trading Post Will be raffled Labor Day Weekend Tickets $1 for 1 or $5 for 6

2009 Campground Host *Lonesome Pines #75- Doris Thomas *Foggy Hollow #3- Ruth Williams *Melody & Trlr Row L027- Richard Danley *Hill Country #4- Kadye Ward *Wilder Springs #39- Cindy Kohlmiller *Powder Mill #110- Marie Pilkinton

The Activities Committee would like to invite folks Young & Old to come & enjoy our meeting for fresh new ideas. We meet on the 2nd & 4th Wednesday of every month at 10AM in the Patio Room. Put it on your calendar so you don’t forget. If you need more information you can contact anyone on the committee ask the Office or Gatehouse where we are located & stop in for a visit. Lynn Thomas, Chair Person; Doris Thomas, Chico Valencia, and Joe Miller & Pat miller. Anyone of us would enjoy hearing your ideas & comments.

Trading Post News The Season is here! Hope you have had a great year so far, but if you are at Cloud 9 Ranch now you ARE having a REAL great time, so lets get started. Come on over to the Trading Post to see all the new stuff we have this year. We now have Hot pretzels, Nacho’s, Chili Cheese Nacho’s, Hot dogs, Polish sausage, Bratwurst & microwave sandwiches. There are also new designs of T-shirts, Doggie clothes, Camp stoves, BBQ pits plus lots more!!! Come on in to see us & we will be glad to help you out. Then if you want to go to the Family pool don’t forget to come to the Concession stand for you pool supplies: Beach balls, Fun noodles, Swim rings, Goggles, Diving sticks, Beach towels & Little swimmers undies. Of course we still have; Smoothies, Snow cones, Nachos, Chili cheese nachos, Popcorn, Chips, Candy, Ice Cream bars, Soda, Powerade, Vitamin Water, & Water . So come & have a good time at the Ranch. Don’t forget to come & Play the Batting Cages. If you see Lighting or hear Thunder…

Employees of the Month: George Nelson - maintenance /1st Luke Long - Ranger 2/ 2nd place April Bachman - Restaurant/ 3rd place ABOVE & BEYOND AWARD Dennis Lash - maintenance Be sure to vote or donate prizes to Kadye Ward Hill Country #4 for your choice of employees!! Ranch Riders Club Do you have a trade, skill or talent? Would you be willing to help the Ranch? The Ranch Riders Club is creating a list of individuals that can be utilized on projects around the Ranch saving us all money. If you would like to have your name added to the list you could provide your contact information, trade, skill or talent using any of the following methods: •

Go to http://ranchriders.org and select the Contact Us page. Fill in your information.

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Send e-mail to [email protected] containing your information.

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See one of the Ranch Riders officers and give them your information.

…the Pool will be Closed!!!

Bylaws Committee The Bylaws Committee invites members to provide suggestions for revisions or additions to the Ranch Bylaws. Suggestions can be sent to the Ranch office and marked: Attention Bylaws committee or members can log onto http://cloud9ranch.net and the designated Bylaw Forum to post suggestions. As work progresses the Bylaw Forum will be utilized for members to give continued comments on Bylaw changes. Members are encouraged to contact committee chairman, Don Willis at [email protected].

Poker Run Dates Saturday, July 4, 2009 Sunday, September 6, 2009

We will share the list of contacts with the Ranch Manager so he can utilize your talents also. Thank You and we appreciate your support.

DON’T MISS IT! GOSPEL SINGING @ CHAPEL SUNDAY JUNE 14 @ 6PM. COME & BRING YOUR INSTERMENT & TALENT. EVERYONE WELCOME!! BRING SNACKS OR DESSERT FOR FELLOWSHIP TO FOLLOW!

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Restaurant Menu Friday -12th Breakfast - Pancakes & Sausage Lunch - Bacon Cheese Burger & Fries Dinner - Catfish Dinner Saturday - 13th Breakfast - Biscuits & Gravy w/Bacon Lunch - Buffett Dinner - Ribeye Dinner Sunday - 14th Breakfast - Buffett Lunch - Cook’s Choice Monday - 15th Breakfast - 2 Eggs, Bacon, & Toast Lunch - Chicken Fried Steak Dinner - Meat Loaf Dinner Tuesday - 16th Breakfast - French Toast & Bacon Lunch - Fish Sandwich & Fries Dinner - Pork Tenderloin Dinner Wednesday – 17th Breakfast - Loaded Baked Potato Lunch - Open Face Roast Beef Dinner - Pork Steak Dinner Thursday - 18th Breakfast - ½ Biscuit & Gravy w/Hash Browns Lunch - BBQ Pulled Pork Dinner - Lasagna & Garlic Bread

There are more ways than ever to communicate to us what’s on your mind. Traditional and online channels are always open to member and non-members alike. Official Website. With a thousand visitors a week, cloud9ranchclub.com is the best source for information & news E-Mail us. Visit our Website at cloud9ranchclub.com and click About Cloud 9 and Contact Us for our office E-Mail addresses Twitter. Users can follow & “Tweet” about Cloud 9 Ranch at twitter.com/cloud9ranch Be our fan on Facebook. Log on to your Facebook account and search for Cloud 9 Ranch Club YouTube Videos. Visit YouTube.com and search for Cloud 9 Ranch Club to see some great videos from the ranch Read 9-Lines. Current and past additions of the 9-Lines newsletters are available online. pdfcoke.com/Cloud%209 Members Portal: Visit the “unofficial” online community at cloud9ranch.net to hear from the members themselves Phone or Cell. (417) 284-7321. Our friendly office staff is available to answer your Cloud 9 questions Write a letter. Attn: Cloud 9 Ranch Club, PO Box 50, Caulfield, MO 65626

1. Steel posts have been places at the entrance of Cold Cave to prevent ATV’s from driving into it. Defacing a cave is against Ranch rules and State Regulations. 2. Reminder to Fishermen, you can only do Catch & Release when fishing with fly or spinner baits not minnows, power bait, or scented plastic baits. When you have harvested your 5 trout you can not do Catch & Release. If you have your position limit (10 per license or 20 per family) you shouldn’t be fishing at all. ~~Thank You Frank Shores

Thanks to everyone who had anything to do with those comfortable chairs in the Clubhouse. Aren’t they nice? Special thanks to Kevin for your time and picking up the chairs. ~Bubba & Judy~