Closed Captioning Ep 9

1 00:01:56,321 --> 00:01:57,970 - Ginger, enough. - Thank you. 2 00:02:28,723 --> 00:02:29,746 Humans. 3 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,073 Honestly, Bill, I don't know what you see in them. 4 00:03:58,234 --> 00:04:03,996 Synchro : Arrow et mpm 5 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:09,502 www.sub-way.fr / www.seriessub.com 6 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,753 How did I end up with you people? 7 00:04:30,217 --> 00:04:31,277 Jesus. 8 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:34,164 Mother Mary in heaven. 9 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:39,726 I'm so sorry, Mama. I'm so sorry. 10 00:04:39,951 --> 00:04:42,502 When Ginger is finished, glamour her for me. 11 00:04:42,622 --> 00:04:45,552 Are you sure? She's been glamoured one too many times already. 12 00:04:45,672 --> 00:04:47,411 Who knows how much of her is left. 13 00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:49,583 It's either that or turn her.

14 00:04:50,351 --> 00:04:51,813 You want her? 15 00:04:52,646 --> 00:04:54,962 Please, I'm not that desperate. 16 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:57,042 - Glamour it is. - Excellent. 17 00:05:02,685 --> 00:05:04,950 Come. I'll buy you a Blood. 18 00:05:15,051 --> 00:05:17,402 - Thank you. - How do you stomach that stuff? 19 00:05:17,564 --> 00:05:19,196 Don't you find it metallic and vile? 20 00:05:19,372 --> 00:05:21,616 I don't think about it. It's sustenance, that's all. 21 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:26,226 What? 22 00:05:26,425 --> 00:05:27,807 If you're their poster boy, 23 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,714 the mainstreaming movement is in very deep trouble. 24 00:05:31,485 --> 00:05:33,900 Tru Blood. It keeps you alive, 25 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:36,036 but it will bore you to death. 26 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,842 - Let's cut to the chase, shall we?

- You killed a vampire, Bill. 27 00:05:40,115 --> 00:05:41,241 For a human. 28 00:05:42,889 --> 00:05:45,479 - What are we gonna do about this? - What do you have in mind? 29 00:05:46,114 --> 00:05:47,850 - I'll take the girl. - No. 30 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:55,273 You can have anyone you want. Why do you want her? 31 00:05:55,393 --> 00:05:56,962 Why do you want her? 32 00:05:58,497 --> 00:06:00,345 You're not in love with her, are you? 33 00:06:01,308 --> 00:06:03,864 - Sookie must be protected. - Now, that sounds like an edict. 34 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:06,603 But it couldn't be, because I would know about that. 35 00:06:08,043 --> 00:06:09,120 Admit it. 36 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:11,619 You love her. 37 00:06:13,986 --> 00:06:15,849 If I hadn't done what I did, 38 00:06:16,614 --> 00:06:18,464 would you have let his disloyalty stand?

39 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,982 Whatever I did to Longshadow, I wouldn't have done in front of witnesses. 40 00:06:22,102 --> 00:06:24,553 Especially not vampire witnesses. 41 00:06:26,355 --> 00:06:27,840 Not smart, Bill. 42 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,342 Not smart at all. 43 00:06:40,549 --> 00:06:43,170 All I'm saying is, Lafayette didn't have to kidnap him. 44 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:45,073 And I'm pretty sure he left with some V. 45 00:06:45,234 --> 00:06:47,374 Hey. If you wanna make the same arrangement 46 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,409 with Eddie Lafayette's got, then have at it. 47 00:06:49,529 --> 00:06:53,099 This is the only thing I could think of to get you out of blowing a vampire. 48 00:06:56,155 --> 00:06:58,352 You done this before, haven't you? 49 00:06:58,737 --> 00:07:00,046 - Done what? - This. 50 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,230 Kidnapping vampires. 51 00:07:03,986 --> 00:07:07,115

Jesus. I should have known something wasn't right 52 00:07:07,235 --> 00:07:10,664 the second you walked into my life carrying that big bag of crazy. 53 00:07:10,784 --> 00:07:13,615 'Cause any woman with a purse that big is bound to have something in it 54 00:07:13,735 --> 00:07:15,703 - I don't wanna know about. - Jason. 55 00:07:16,661 --> 00:07:20,845 Baby, you're sweet, but you've gotta mellow out. 56 00:07:30,003 --> 00:07:31,685 What the fuck is this hippie music? 57 00:07:45,648 --> 00:07:46,789 Put these on. 58 00:07:49,894 --> 00:07:52,099 Thank you, but I'm fine, really. 59 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:55,342 I'm just gonna dry out my hair and be on my way. 60 00:07:55,672 --> 00:07:57,878 You're not going anywhere. Eric and your boyfriend 61 00:07:57,998 --> 00:08:00,065 aren't nearly done talking just yet. 62 00:08:01,239 --> 00:08:02,052 Is 63 00:08:02,584 --> 00:08:05,519 - Bill in some kind of trouble? - That's for the boys to figure out.

64 00:08:05,639 --> 00:08:08,741 Right now, what you need to do is change out of your clothes. 65 00:08:11,736 --> 00:08:13,787 There's vampire in your cleavage. 66 00:08:17,732 --> 00:08:18,792 Allow me. 67 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,384 Thank you. 68 00:08:28,223 --> 00:08:30,970 I'm beginning to understand the fuss everyone's making over you. 69 00:08:35,096 --> 00:08:36,536 Hey there, Pam. 70 00:08:37,305 --> 00:08:38,811 Who's your new friend? 71 00:08:41,242 --> 00:08:42,482 Nice to meet you, Sookie. 72 00:08:43,562 --> 00:08:45,525 Right. Nice to meet you too. 73 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,273 You don't have to be so scared. 74 00:08:48,393 --> 00:08:50,241 They're really very nice here. 75 00:08:54,321 --> 00:08:55,392 AMY: Here. 76 00:08:57,095 --> 00:08:58,972 - You got him? - Yeah. 77

00:08:59,092 --> 00:09:01,694 Tape the windows shut. Here. 78 00:09:05,201 --> 00:09:08,109 Clear this out. We gotta clear all this shit out. 79 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,269 - Lift his legs. - I got it. 80 00:09:15,324 --> 00:09:17,357 - Ready? - How's this one go? 81 00:09:17,477 --> 00:09:19,102 Tie his arm there. 82 00:09:25,819 --> 00:09:26,924 What? 83 00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:31,364 I guess I got a little paranoid after 9/11. 84 00:09:32,483 --> 00:09:34,695 No, 'cause after New York and D.C., 85 00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:36,953 terrorists were gonna come straight to Bon Temps. 86 00:09:37,164 --> 00:09:39,572 - And I said I was paranoid. - Get his feet. 87 00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:42,349 What are you gonna do to me? 88 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:45,337 I was kind of wondering that myself. 89 00:09:46,682 --> 00:09:48,388 We're gonna drink from him.

90 00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:49,841 And then what? 91 00:09:50,427 --> 00:09:52,885 Dude, I got this. What's the plan? 92 00:09:53,046 --> 00:09:56,098 Jason, can you please try to live in the now with me. 93 00:09:57,318 --> 00:09:59,021 I do live in the now. 94 00:09:59,644 --> 00:10:02,938 In fact, I've gone entire months without thinking about shit. 95 00:10:03,099 --> 00:10:06,224 But the truth is, right now, the now kind of sucks. 96 00:10:06,686 --> 00:10:09,236 And if we both can't admit that, then we are 100 percent fucked. 97 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:18,453 - Who wants the first taste? - Well, I ain't doing it. Not like this. 98 00:10:18,638 --> 00:10:21,456 - Thank you. - I said, stop talking to me. 99 00:10:21,618 --> 00:10:23,323 Come with me, baby. 100 00:10:23,443 --> 00:10:27,071 - Don't let your fear get in your way. - Look, it ain't fear, all right? 101 00:10:28,015 --> 00:10:29,515 It's just... 102

00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:35,470 He's looking me right in the eye. 103 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,640 It ain't right. 104 00:10:40,527 --> 00:10:41,685 Look at him. 105 00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:45,412 - Fine. I'll see you when I get back. - Wait, wait, wait. 106 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,414 Ain't you supposed to cut it with aspirin? 107 00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:49,902 No, there's no risk of clotting when the V's this fresh. 108 00:11:05,302 --> 00:11:06,395 My God. 109 00:11:11,513 --> 00:11:12,734 You look... 110 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:15,972 really happy. 111 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,922 Come on, baby. 112 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,817 Come with me. 113 00:11:34,025 --> 00:11:36,082 Don't. Don't do it. 114 00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:39,743 I said, don't talk to me. 115 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,972 What exactly did you do to my mama?

116 00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:03,056 You were here. You saw it. 117 00:12:03,176 --> 00:12:05,892 Yeah, but I wanna know exactly how and why it worked. 118 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,362 'Cause I'm already taking a monster leap of faith 119 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:10,130 even considering this demon crap. 120 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,347 Fine, then. 121 00:12:12,017 --> 00:12:13,485 It's like this. 122 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:15,567 Your mind, your... 123 00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:19,182 Your body, it's just a physical manifestation of your soul. 124 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,451 And your soul is sick. 125 00:12:22,696 --> 00:12:24,793 My soul don't wanna get ripped off. 126 00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:30,777 - How's your mama doing? - She's doing great. 127 00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:32,921 But she believes in shit like this. I don't. 128 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,873

If you don't believe 129 00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:39,086 then why'd you come all the way out here tonight? 130 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:45,308 How much it'll cost me? 131 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:50,137 - 799,95. - What? 132 00:12:50,308 --> 00:12:52,105 799,95. 133 00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:54,191 Cup of rum's on the house. 134 00:12:54,361 --> 00:12:56,114 My mama paid less than half that. 135 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,904 What I do takes varying amounts of energy, 136 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,982 and involves varying amounts of risk. 137 00:13:02,102 --> 00:13:03,984 Now, what you got inside you 138 00:13:04,104 --> 00:13:06,787 is much more powerful than what your mama had. 139 00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:08,457 Much more dangerous too. 140 00:13:08,972 --> 00:13:10,569 I'm worse than her? 141 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:14,494

I once found that woman on the ground, eating her own vomit 142 00:13:14,614 --> 00:13:17,466 'cause she didn't wanna waste the alcohol she lost bringing it all up. 143 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:25,077 Think about it. 144 00:13:26,069 --> 00:13:27,259 But not for too long. 145 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:33,105 You can't afford to keep pushing people away. 146 00:13:35,035 --> 00:13:37,660 Your loneliness is spreading to your eyes. 147 00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:41,140 It's becoming a part of who you are. 148 00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:46,207 You're one hell of a saleswoman, aren't you? 149 00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:49,792 Next time you're alone 150 00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:52,876 stand in the mirror and count backwards from 10. 151 00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:56,189 If you can get all the way down to zero, 152 00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,632 then I'm wrong. 153 00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:03,058 But if you can't stand your own company for 10 seconds,

154 00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:07,366 how you gonna expect to do it for the rest of your life? 155 00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:16,923 So you're not in any trouble? 156 00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:18,959 A simple slap on the wrist, that's all. 157 00:14:19,079 --> 00:14:21,050 You swear? Because Pam made it sound like... 158 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,163 Pam was turned almost 100 years ago, 159 00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:26,848 and yet somehow still behaves as though every day were Halloween. 160 00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:29,903 She's all drama and theatrics. 161 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:31,323 I assure you, 162 00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,926 everything's gonna be fine. 163 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,632 I'm gonna take a shower. I still feel like there's blood all over me. 164 00:14:45,605 --> 00:14:47,406 Don't look up. 165 00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:01,183 Wait, wait, wait. 166 00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:03,570 First

167 00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:05,881 we have to thank the vampire 168 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,174 for the gifts that he's bestowed upon us. 169 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,374 - We are grateful... - Fuck you. 170 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,918 ... for your gift to us. 171 00:15:18,099 --> 00:15:19,287 Ignore him. 172 00:15:41,596 --> 00:15:43,090 Can you see it? 173 00:15:44,472 --> 00:15:45,773 Where are we? 174 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:47,894 Nowhere. 175 00:15:49,402 --> 00:15:50,591 Everywhere. 176 00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:53,183 Together. 177 00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:29,815 Aren't you tired? 178 00:16:30,811 --> 00:16:33,333 Every time I close my eyes, I see her face. 179 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,602 Your cat? 180

00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,234 Gran. 181 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:41,146 But now that you mention it, Tina's in there too. 182 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:47,383 You do know that I'm not gonna let anything happen to you? 183 00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:50,798 That I am here for you, 184 00:16:51,954 --> 00:16:53,105 to protect you? 185 00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:55,445 And what if I don't wanna need to be protected? 186 00:16:55,565 --> 00:16:57,384 What if wanting to be protected makes me feel 187 00:16:57,504 --> 00:17:00,362 like the helpless little girl I used to be all over again? 188 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,239 All of the things that you need to be protected from, 189 00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:10,264 all of the trouble you're in, 190 00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:12,742 you're in because of me. 191 00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:15,056 So 192 00:17:15,748 --> 00:17:18,664 you needing to be protected has nothing to do with you

193 00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:21,234 or who you are. 194 00:17:23,163 --> 00:17:24,663 All of it is my fault. 195 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,229 So why don't you just go to sleep, 196 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,042 and let me be the one to worry about it? 197 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,471 All the trouble I'm in. 198 00:17:44,178 --> 00:17:45,880 It's mine. I chose it. 199 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:49,303 - I chose it when I chose you. - Yes, but... 200 00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,991 Don't you think I wanna blame somebody else? 201 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,909 But what happened to my gran, 202 00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:57,598 and now to poor Tina, 203 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:02,316 it's my fault. And it's sweet of you to try to take it on for me, 204 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:05,753 but if I let you, I'd be so mad at you, I'd never be able to look at you again. 205 00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:08,629 And right now your face

206 00:18:09,194 --> 00:18:11,677 is just about the only thing getting me by. 207 00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,375 So why don't we just leave it on me, okay? 208 00:18:19,218 --> 00:18:20,059 Very well. 209 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:34,532 Night, Bill. 210 00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:02,945 - You're a fucking dead woman. - Oh, my God! 211 00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:06,981 Honestly, you are like a little boy. 212 00:19:08,219 --> 00:19:09,424 Did I scare you? 213 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:15,215 Come here, lie down. I wanna show you something. 214 00:19:20,113 --> 00:19:22,121 - What we looking at? - The trees. 215 00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:25,156 But we're not just looking, we're listening too. 216 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,808 Listening to trees? 217 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,410 Can you hear that? 218 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:35,081

It's like the leaves are talking. 219 00:19:36,037 --> 00:19:37,178 They're laughing. 220 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,276 Because they're ticklish. 221 00:19:43,754 --> 00:19:44,754 That's right. 222 00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:55,492 We still high? 223 00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:01,677 Because I don't normally talk like this. 224 00:20:02,207 --> 00:20:03,282 Plus, 225 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:05,748 I'm feeling kind of lightheaded too. 226 00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:09,717 You're talking like this because your mind is starting to open up. 227 00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:14,006 And you're lightheaded because you haven't eaten anything. So here. 228 00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:16,908 Have an almond, 229 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:18,370 they're raw. 230 00:20:24,444 --> 00:20:25,929 Oh, my God. 231 00:20:28,368 --> 00:20:29,452 These crazy good.

232 00:20:29,572 --> 00:20:33,024 That's why we gotta change the way you eat. Raw foods. Nothing processed. 233 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:36,010 Because the cleaner the body, the cleaner the soul, 234 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,323 the cleaner the experience. 235 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,138 Cleaner than last night? 236 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,380 Much cleaner. 237 00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:03,280 He'll stop. 238 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,579 He'll stop. 239 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,650 Ain't you worried somebody's gonna hear him? 240 00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:18,069 We live in the middle of nowhere of the middle of nowhere. 241 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:21,993 - Yeah, I guess, but... - He isn't a person, Jason. 242 00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:24,175 Did I say he was? 243 00:21:24,656 --> 00:21:25,973 All I'm saying is... 244 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,092 My truck, for example. It ain't a person either.

245 00:21:31,611 --> 00:21:34,530 But I still fill it with gas and give it oil from time to time. 246 00:21:35,186 --> 00:21:38,006 - You're saying we should feed him now? - Ain't he gonna die if we don't? 247 00:21:38,218 --> 00:21:39,342 Who cares? 248 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:46,348 I just... I still think we should have a plan, that's all. 249 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:47,808 I do have one. 250 00:21:50,618 --> 00:21:51,719 And here it is. 251 00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:54,371 Everything's gonna work out, because it has to. 252 00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:57,494 That ain't a plan. 253 00:21:57,614 --> 00:21:59,453 Because when I am with you, 254 00:21:59,573 --> 00:22:00,925 what I feel... 255 00:22:01,836 --> 00:22:04,294 I've never felt that with anybody else ever before. 256 00:22:06,947 --> 00:22:08,528 And I'm a person that... 257 00:22:08,812 --> 00:22:11,656 That a lot of bad stuff has

happened to in the past. 258 00:22:12,486 --> 00:22:14,307 And so I deserve this. 259 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,763 I love you. 260 00:22:30,704 --> 00:22:31,949 Oh, my God. 261 00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:36,490 Oh, my God. I mean, why is it that we all need to be loved, 262 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:39,259 but then when somebody finally says, "I love you," 263 00:22:39,379 --> 00:22:40,937 people just run scared. 264 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,610 I love you, 265 00:22:45,088 --> 00:22:46,855 whether you like it or not. 266 00:22:47,948 --> 00:22:49,650 I'm not afraid to admit it. 267 00:22:52,159 --> 00:22:53,190 Know what? 268 00:22:57,197 --> 00:22:58,449 You're right. 269 00:22:59,966 --> 00:23:01,080 Fuck it. 270 00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:05,301 I love you too. 271

00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,216 Say it again. 272 00:23:20,338 --> 00:23:21,912 - l... - Come on. 273 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,642 You get it once, that's all. 274 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,220 Ten. 275 00:23:29,179 --> 00:23:30,179 Nine. 276 00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:32,059 Eight... 277 00:23:33,529 --> 00:23:35,957 Don't you knock? What if I was doing something private? 278 00:23:36,136 --> 00:23:39,437 I taught you that was a sin against God. So if I walk in on you doing it, 279 00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:41,681 it's your problem, not mine. What do you want? 280 00:23:41,801 --> 00:23:44,716 - Sam's here to see you. - You ain't sleeping with him, are you? 281 00:23:44,878 --> 00:23:46,527 What makes you jump to that conclusion? 282 00:23:46,647 --> 00:23:48,629 He brung flowers. Men only bring flowers 283 00:23:48,749 --> 00:23:50,864 if they already slept

with you and looking to again. 284 00:23:50,984 --> 00:23:54,143 That especially goes for white men, as black men are less prone to grovel. 285 00:23:59,835 --> 00:24:00,857 What do you want? 286 00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:06,113 To apologize for anything I said that hurt your feelings 287 00:24:07,103 --> 00:24:10,491 - and sort things out between us. - That's a load. It's sex he wants. 288 00:24:13,576 --> 00:24:15,389 - She drinking again? - Nope. 289 00:24:15,509 --> 00:24:18,159 That's her, stone-cold sober. 290 00:24:19,356 --> 00:24:20,994 - Look, you should go. - Why? 291 00:24:21,114 --> 00:24:23,430 Because I'm just too fucked up for this. 292 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:25,400 I hate to break it to you, you're not the most 293 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,592 fucked up person in this house, much less this town. 294 00:24:27,754 --> 00:24:29,820 What do you think this is between us anyway? 295 00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:32,906

We were clear from the beginning it was just gonna be us fucking. 296 00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:34,441 It's too late for that. 297 00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:37,077 - What are you, a masochist? - No, I'm not at all. 298 00:24:37,197 --> 00:24:39,429 But I've spent my life running away from people 299 00:24:39,549 --> 00:24:42,482 or pinning my hopes on somebody I can't have. I'm done with that. 300 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:45,926 Like it or not, you've reminded me that I'm a social animal. 301 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:48,797 I'd rather deal with your fucked up shit than be alone. 302 00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:50,891 Here's some fucked up shit for you to deal with. 303 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,426 Do you know that right now, 304 00:24:52,546 --> 00:24:54,577 I'm thinking I have a demon inside me? 305 00:24:54,939 --> 00:24:56,371 And the solution is have 306 00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:58,799 some crazy ass lady who lives in a bus out in a swamp 307 00:24:58,919 --> 00:25:01,835

perform a $800 exorcism on me that there is no way in hell I can afford? 308 00:25:05,249 --> 00:25:06,106 So go ahead. 309 00:25:06,226 --> 00:25:08,591 Now try and tell me you still want something more with me. 310 00:25:08,752 --> 00:25:11,678 Not if it's gonna be like this. But I'd like it if we could have... 311 00:25:11,865 --> 00:25:13,138 We can't, all right? 312 00:25:14,175 --> 00:25:17,559 Look, just go, okay? Get out of here and save us both a lot of misery. 313 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,307 All right, I'll see you at work. 314 00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:31,965 Oh, my God, it's beautiful. 315 00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:33,600 I know, right? 316 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,036 So you guys having an engagement party or what? 317 00:25:36,156 --> 00:25:38,643 We'd like to, but I don't know where we'd throw it. 318 00:25:38,763 --> 00:25:40,707 You know, our place isn't big enough. 319 00:25:43,707 --> 00:25:45,780 You could have it here, if you like.

320 00:25:46,999 --> 00:25:49,449 Oh, thanks. But I wouldn't wanna put you out like that. 321 00:25:49,669 --> 00:25:53,012 You wouldn't be putting me out. It'd be like any night, except I'd 322 00:25:53,132 --> 00:25:55,805 close the place to the public for you and your nearest and dearest. 323 00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:59,126 That would be amazing. 324 00:25:59,304 --> 00:26:02,437 Except I was thinking could we maybe do it in the warehouse next door? 325 00:26:02,649 --> 00:26:06,647 Or even outside? 'Cause if we did it in here, it'd feel like work, you know? 326 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,887 You were thinking, huh? 327 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:11,972 About the party I only just now offered to throw for you? 328 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:17,577 You are a spectacular man. 329 00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:21,707 And you are one hell of a conniving suck-up when you need to be. 330 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:26,954 I'll cover the catering and the band. 331 00:26:27,388 --> 00:26:29,505 Alcohol and all the other incidentals are on you.

332 00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:30,548 Got it. 333 00:26:30,811 --> 00:26:33,393 And I may be conniving, but I still mean it. 334 00:26:33,513 --> 00:26:36,345 You are gonna make some woman extremely happy one day. 335 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,598 Maybe I'll meet a woman who's willing to take that chance with me. 336 00:26:39,718 --> 00:26:42,855 - Morning, Sookie. - Ain't nothing good about this morning. 337 00:26:58,258 --> 00:26:59,640 "Secret Sauce"? 338 00:27:00,281 --> 00:27:02,400 Who you fucking kidding? Since when is it right to call 339 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,725 mayonnaise a fucking secret? 340 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,259 I don't know. 341 00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:07,778 I kind of like it, though. 342 00:27:08,507 --> 00:27:10,546 You can like it all you want to. 343 00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:12,049 It's still mayonnaise. 344 00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:14,668 What are you thinking?

345 00:27:16,163 --> 00:27:18,878 Thinking fucking roots should learn where to grow, them. 346 00:27:21,261 --> 00:27:22,359 What? 347 00:27:29,018 --> 00:27:30,018 Wait! 348 00:27:32,472 --> 00:27:33,472 Wait! 349 00:27:37,808 --> 00:27:39,205 The fuck, man? 350 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:41,619 Shut it down! 351 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,205 Get the fuck off me! 352 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,664 Asshole. 353 00:27:44,825 --> 00:27:46,959 What the fuck is wrong with you? You got a screw loose? 354 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,864 - You could've killed me, you know? - I'm sorry, I know. 355 00:27:49,984 --> 00:27:52,334 But this ain't just some root growing up out of nowhere. 356 00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:54,174 It's connected to that tree. 357 00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:56,457 Everything we see, man, it's all... 358

00:27:56,577 --> 00:27:58,886 - It's all connected... - The fuck are you talking about? 359 00:27:59,048 --> 00:28:00,647 You some kind of tree hugger now? 360 00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:02,683 You gonna kill your best buddy to save a tree? 361 00:28:02,803 --> 00:28:04,084 Chill, son. 362 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:06,219 I could give a fuck if you're sorry! 363 00:28:06,522 --> 00:28:09,897 I'm about to get married. There are people that count on me! 364 00:28:10,059 --> 00:28:12,608 Okay, come on. Let's go get you cleaned up. 365 00:28:16,219 --> 00:28:17,219 Shit. 366 00:28:20,253 --> 00:28:21,492 Is everything all right? 367 00:28:25,116 --> 00:28:27,521 Tell me, Hoyt, were you on the football team? 368 00:28:30,299 --> 00:28:33,367 - Were you on the football team? - No, I wasn't. 369 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,778 Then you do not call me Jay. You got that? 370 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:51,533 Yeah, I'm sorry.

371 00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:54,188 Goddamn it, Jay. 372 00:28:57,499 --> 00:28:58,607 Goddamn it. 373 00:29:04,715 --> 00:29:07,060 - What can I get for you today? - Your boss around? 374 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,283 Tell him you're looking for him. What can I get you? 375 00:29:09,403 --> 00:29:11,451 Don't know, I haven't decided yet. 376 00:29:12,672 --> 00:29:14,313 And while you make up your mind, 377 00:29:14,433 --> 00:29:16,957 how about I tell you what you can get for me? 378 00:29:17,077 --> 00:29:20,331 I'd love to have whoever's killing off my family's head on a platter. 379 00:29:20,451 --> 00:29:22,320 Think you could arrange that for me? 380 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,555 I don't appreciate your tone, Miss Stackhouse. 381 00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:27,708 And I don't appreciate my officers of the law enjoying casual lunches 382 00:29:27,828 --> 00:29:30,186 while there's a killer out there trying to hunt me down. 383

00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,855 Did you know he got into my house again last night? 384 00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:34,908 - He did? - Yes, and he killed my cat. 385 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:36,824 He cut her head off and took it with him. 386 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:39,146 Jesus. How come you didn't call the station? 387 00:29:39,315 --> 00:29:41,238 Because they would've send you. 388 00:29:41,399 --> 00:29:43,845 And if I had called, you'd still be here right now 389 00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:46,119 acting like you don't know what you're gonna order 390 00:29:46,239 --> 00:29:48,078 even though you always have the cheeseburger. 391 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,457 Hey there, Detective, I'll take your order. 392 00:29:50,577 --> 00:29:52,192 - No, it's my table. - I got it. 393 00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:55,014 Just take a break. It'll do you some good. 394 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,754 What can I get for you?

395 00:30:03,431 --> 00:30:05,387 Go with the goddamn cheeseburger and fries. 396 00:30:22,275 --> 00:30:23,592 Listen, you all right? 397 00:30:24,711 --> 00:30:26,293 Sometimes I wish I smoked, you know? 398 00:30:26,413 --> 00:30:29,949 So you could sneak outside without anybody knowing there's something wrong. 399 00:30:34,855 --> 00:30:36,761 I'm really sorry about your cat. 400 00:30:39,097 --> 00:30:41,308 Maybe I shouldn't have come in today. 401 00:30:41,428 --> 00:30:43,050 Yeah, I was gonna say, why did you? 402 00:30:43,769 --> 00:30:44,811 I don't know. 403 00:30:44,931 --> 00:30:46,546 Maybe because lately it seems like 404 00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:48,682 if I called in sick every time somebody I loved 405 00:30:48,802 --> 00:30:51,058 got murdered I'd never make it in for a single day of work. 406 00:30:51,947 --> 00:30:53,686 Don't you think Sam would understand? 407 00:30:53,848 --> 00:30:56,290 I guess. But if I went home,

what would you do? 408 00:30:56,475 --> 00:30:58,592 Me? What's it got to do with me? 409 00:30:58,712 --> 00:31:01,330 Well, with Arlene doing nothing but showing off her ring 410 00:31:01,450 --> 00:31:04,238 to anybody who will look at it, you'd be the only one waiting tables. 411 00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:07,250 Yeah, she is gonna be a handful, that one. 412 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:10,706 Can you imagine what she was like the first time she got married? 413 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,358 What about you? 414 00:31:14,478 --> 00:31:15,828 You ever been married? 415 00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:18,345 Is this the part where the sister 416 00:31:18,465 --> 00:31:20,629 as what the girl's intentions are with her brother? 417 00:31:21,969 --> 00:31:24,737 Because right now, I am all about protecting Jason. 418 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,990 He misses you, Sookie. 419 00:31:29,241 --> 00:31:31,025 - Right. - No, he does.

420 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,827 I mean, between your grandma passing 421 00:31:33,947 --> 00:31:36,312 and then what happened afterwards with you... 422 00:31:37,419 --> 00:31:39,382 - He told you about that? - Yeah, he couldn't not. 423 00:31:39,502 --> 00:31:42,484 - I mean, he's a mess about it. - Well, you wouldn't know it. 424 00:31:43,929 --> 00:31:46,548 I know what you must think of him. 425 00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:50,451 And I get why you're mad at him, I do. 426 00:31:51,398 --> 00:31:52,453 But he loves you. 427 00:31:54,201 --> 00:31:56,789 You still got people around you who love you. 428 00:31:58,872 --> 00:32:01,488 And all I can hope is that maybe one day, 429 00:32:01,608 --> 00:32:03,921 I can be counted in among those people. 430 00:32:05,946 --> 00:32:09,437 You are way too good for him. You know that, right? 431 00:32:10,022 --> 00:32:11,431 Of course, I know that. 432

00:32:11,551 --> 00:32:12,879 I'm not stupid. 433 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:40,961 You can call me all the names you want, but I am confident in my position 434 00:32:41,081 --> 00:32:43,163 that when the day comes that I meet my maker, 435 00:32:43,283 --> 00:32:44,700 it is I who will be allowed 436 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:47,541 to pass through the gates into the glory of eternity. 437 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,971 Thank you, Reverend. Miss Flanagan, would you like to turn the conversation 438 00:32:51,091 --> 00:32:52,439 back to the VRA? 439 00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,223 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 440 00:32:54,385 --> 00:32:57,611 After the massacre of three of our kind in Louisiana earlier this week 441 00:32:57,731 --> 00:33:00,976 I think the world should take notice of the fact that we have not retaliated. 442 00:33:01,096 --> 00:33:02,482 And we will not. 443 00:33:02,643 --> 00:33:06,186 Which leaves us with the question of exactly who is hunting whom 444 00:33:06,306 --> 00:33:09,740 - out there in America tonight?

- I applaud your rhetoric. 445 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:11,259 That was very impressive. 446 00:33:11,379 --> 00:33:13,072 Shut the fuck up! 447 00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:24,836 Thank you. Thank you. Please, I... 448 00:33:25,154 --> 00:33:27,774 What is it? I need you to move me. 449 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:31,176 Too much pain. This chair is digging into my skin. 450 00:33:31,391 --> 00:33:32,845 Thought y'all couldn't feel pain. 451 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:35,282 When you don't drink, 452 00:33:35,402 --> 00:33:38,471 your body... Your whole body aches more than anything 453 00:33:38,591 --> 00:33:40,227 I ever felt when I was alive. 454 00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:41,389 Please? 455 00:33:42,109 --> 00:33:44,986 - Well, if I move you, will you shut up? - I promise. 456 00:33:45,912 --> 00:33:48,495 - This better not be a trick. - It's not. 457

00:33:48,615 --> 00:33:50,429 And don't you fucking bite me. 458 00:33:50,549 --> 00:33:52,885 I don't even have the energy. Just, please? 459 00:33:56,056 --> 00:33:57,337 Jesus. 460 00:33:57,457 --> 00:33:59,940 For a vampire, you sure are a doughy fuck. 461 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:01,060 I'm sorry. 462 00:34:04,131 --> 00:34:06,145 There. That any better? 463 00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:08,360 I think so, yeah. 464 00:34:09,671 --> 00:34:12,586 Yeah, good, 'cause now I'm all fucked up. 465 00:34:26,052 --> 00:34:27,428 What the hell? 466 00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:36,310 I found an envelope full of cash in my cubby. 467 00:34:37,898 --> 00:34:40,370 - You know anything about it? - We'll talk after work. 468 00:34:40,532 --> 00:34:43,123 - You know I can't... - I said, after work, all right? 469 00:34:43,303 --> 00:34:45,671 Anyone needs me, I'll be in my office.

470 00:34:57,423 --> 00:35:00,690 Yes, he's done it again. Another lovely shot. 471 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,828 A hole in one. 472 00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:34,633 - Nice to meet you. - Chow is Longshadow's replacement. 473 00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:42,307 I take it by your being here, there was no way around it, then? 474 00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:45,712 I can't really say. Didn't exactly look into it. 475 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,513 Tell me, 476 00:35:49,436 --> 00:35:52,235 do you enjoy it, living halfway up his backside the way you do? 477 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,530 Yes, it's nice. You should try it. 478 00:35:56,076 --> 00:35:58,491 We're gonna have to stop by the bar where Sookie works first. 479 00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:02,078 She needs to know that I'll be gone. 480 00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:05,150 Don't forget how this started. 481 00:36:05,407 --> 00:36:07,083 She came to Fangtasia to help you. 482

00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:08,710 Fine. 483 00:36:09,361 --> 00:36:10,377 Go to the bar. 484 00:36:10,624 --> 00:36:12,546 Might be smart to check out the competition. 485 00:36:13,341 --> 00:36:14,466 Yes, indeed. 486 00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:16,146 What's your game? 487 00:36:16,830 --> 00:36:17,996 Excuse me? 488 00:36:18,285 --> 00:36:20,697 You were playing Wii. What's your game? 489 00:36:20,817 --> 00:36:21,817 Golf. 490 00:36:22,111 --> 00:36:24,039 What's your best score on Pebble Beach? 491 00:36:24,438 --> 00:36:26,791 - Seven under. - Mine's 11 under. 492 00:36:29,506 --> 00:36:31,482 I liked Longshadow better. 493 00:36:31,778 --> 00:36:33,022 It still hurts? 494 00:36:34,356 --> 00:36:35,777 That went right away. 495 00:36:36,387 --> 00:36:38,466

I guess that's a perk of me doing V. 496 00:36:39,204 --> 00:36:40,214 But this... 497 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,995 This stretching just feels so goddamn fucking good. 498 00:36:44,325 --> 00:36:45,393 Another perk. 499 00:36:48,486 --> 00:36:51,019 Then what's with the weight, dude? I thought all you vampires 500 00:36:51,139 --> 00:36:52,548 were supposed to be in shape. 501 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,713 We are what we were when we were turned. 502 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:56,507 I led a very sedentary life. 503 00:36:57,233 --> 00:37:00,291 - What's sedentary? - Desk job. I was an accountant. 504 00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:04,072 Sat around a lot, ate a lot of junk food. 505 00:37:05,575 --> 00:37:07,912 How's someone go from being an accountant 506 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,415 to being a vampire? 507 00:37:09,779 --> 00:37:11,640 It wasn't the straightest line. 508

00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:15,797 I always had this sense that it wasn't 509 00:37:16,056 --> 00:37:18,081 really my life I was leading. 510 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,501 But I convinced myself it was the life I wanted. 511 00:37:22,464 --> 00:37:23,568 Then one day, 512 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,376 about a year ago, 513 00:37:25,496 --> 00:37:27,747 I came home from work to find my wife crying 514 00:37:28,734 --> 00:37:30,860 like her whole family had just died. 515 00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:34,653 Turns out my son had had a fist fight at school. 516 00:37:35,798 --> 00:37:39,342 So one of the kids suggested to him that I might be a fucking faggot. 517 00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:43,393 Kids are morons. 518 00:37:44,212 --> 00:37:47,229 That's precisely the reaction my wife wanted me to have. 519 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,507 And when I didn't... 520 00:37:50,676 --> 00:37:54,353 - What, she never even had a clue? - How could she, when even I didn't?

521 00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,654 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 522 00:38:01,105 --> 00:38:04,414 Comes a point in life when you realize everything you know about yourself, 523 00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:06,619 it's all just conditioning. 524 00:38:09,073 --> 00:38:12,126 It's the rare man who truly knows who he is. 525 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,585 At least I accomplished that. 526 00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:20,590 I guess it helps that you don't look all that gay. 527 00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:26,039 Most of the gays I've come across, 528 00:38:26,159 --> 00:38:27,784 - they look like... - You. 529 00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:30,576 You're what we're supposed to look like. 530 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:36,626 Anyway, after she left me and took my kid, 531 00:38:37,495 --> 00:38:39,980 I went to a gay bar, hit on a couple of men. 532 00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:41,988 Got laughed at.

533 00:38:42,329 --> 00:38:43,197 Or pitied. 534 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,972 Then I saw this one guy. 535 00:38:47,177 --> 00:38:49,338 He was even less of a looker than me, 536 00:38:49,704 --> 00:38:53,367 and he had beautiful young men all over him. 537 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,752 Somebody told me he was a vampire. 538 00:38:56,913 --> 00:38:58,291 I guess I just thought: 539 00:38:59,165 --> 00:39:00,339 "That's for me." 540 00:39:02,378 --> 00:39:04,515 After that, it was just a matter of time 541 00:39:04,635 --> 00:39:07,021 before I found someone willing to turn me. 542 00:39:08,841 --> 00:39:09,723 That's crazy. 543 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:12,476 I told you it wasn't the straightest of lines. 544 00:39:17,517 --> 00:39:18,351 So... 545 00:39:20,664 --> 00:39:23,470 how did it work out for you? With the guys and everything?

546 00:39:27,895 --> 00:39:28,783 You tell me. 547 00:39:37,486 --> 00:39:40,633 - I'd like that on the side, please too. - Okay, coming right up. 548 00:39:45,415 --> 00:39:47,872 - What's going on? - His place is even more depressing 549 00:39:47,992 --> 00:39:49,450 than I thought it'd be. 550 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:52,242 - What are they doing here? - Give me a minute 551 00:39:52,362 --> 00:39:53,809 and then we'll talk. Where's Sam? 552 00:39:53,973 --> 00:39:56,020 - I don't know. Why? - He's in his office. 553 00:40:00,021 --> 00:40:02,792 - Try to behave yourself. - Don't I always? 554 00:40:06,542 --> 00:40:07,845 It's Bill Compton. 555 00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:10,688 I need a minute of your time, if that's all right. 556 00:40:12,947 --> 00:40:13,956 It's open. 557 00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:19,054 - Who's this? - His name's Chow. 558

00:40:19,174 --> 00:40:21,003 - He need to be in my office too? - Yes. 559 00:40:21,757 --> 00:40:24,423 I have very little time, so I'll be brief. 560 00:40:25,066 --> 00:40:26,545 I've been called away. 561 00:40:27,906 --> 00:40:30,763 And I need you to watch over Sookie, protect her while I'm gone. 562 00:40:33,487 --> 00:40:34,892 That's just priceless. 563 00:40:35,052 --> 00:40:37,530 Don't expect her to be too keen on the idea. 564 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,731 Sookie hates feeling like she doesn't have her independence. 565 00:40:40,891 --> 00:40:43,968 I'm really starting to get fed up with you telling me who Sookie is. 566 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:45,319 I know. 567 00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,100 And I also know how you feel about her, 568 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,615 and I don't like it. 569 00:40:49,946 --> 00:40:53,160 But I'm asking you because you're the only one I can ask. 570 00:40:53,674 --> 00:40:57,247

You're the only person I know of who can protect her in my absence. 571 00:41:02,201 --> 00:41:03,446 Will you do it? 572 00:41:06,241 --> 00:41:07,497 Of course I will. 573 00:41:08,843 --> 00:41:11,309 But I'll be doing it for her, not for you. 574 00:41:14,422 --> 00:41:15,431 Thank you. 575 00:41:23,311 --> 00:41:26,568 So simply present this card at the door when you get to Fangtasia, 576 00:41:26,966 --> 00:41:28,739 and the first round is on me. 577 00:41:29,499 --> 00:41:32,366 Also, Thursdays are ladies nights, so be sure to bring a date. 578 00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:34,243 That is, if you can get one. 579 00:41:35,831 --> 00:41:36,900 She got you. 580 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,666 - Thanks, ma'am. - Not him. 581 00:41:41,077 --> 00:41:43,168 - He doesn't get one. - What gives, bro? 582 00:41:46,098 --> 00:41:48,082 What'd you do to your arm there... 583

00:41:48,868 --> 00:41:49,678 bro? 584 00:41:56,802 --> 00:42:00,190 - I take it your business here is done? - I came to talk to Sookie. 585 00:42:01,972 --> 00:42:04,398 I'll give you three minutes. We have a tribunal to get to. 586 00:42:05,884 --> 00:42:06,692 What? 587 00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:08,761 Come with me. 588 00:42:11,148 --> 00:42:13,606 Before I go, a word of advice: 589 00:42:15,401 --> 00:42:18,607 We know when a human has wronged us. We can smell it. 590 00:42:21,421 --> 00:42:25,224 Do not make the mistake of letting the pretty blond vampire lady on television 591 00:42:25,344 --> 00:42:27,279 make you feel too comfortable. 592 00:42:28,497 --> 00:42:30,504 We may not have retaliated... 593 00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:32,666 yet. 594 00:42:34,954 --> 00:42:36,480 We know who you are. 595 00:42:40,584 --> 00:42:41,899 Have a nice night. 596 00:42:43,263 --> 00:42:45,566

- I have no choice, I have to go. - Why? 597 00:42:45,686 --> 00:42:48,827 - Because I killed a vampire. - I know that, I was there, remember? 598 00:42:48,947 --> 00:42:50,986 He was gonna kill me. You were defending me. 599 00:42:51,704 --> 00:42:54,808 If one of you killed another one of you defending one of us, you don't think 600 00:42:54,928 --> 00:42:57,300 - there would be a trial? - I'll come with you then. 601 00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:00,037 I can and I'm going to. I wanna testify for you. 602 00:43:00,197 --> 00:43:02,039 Damn it, Sookie, you can't. You can't come. 603 00:43:02,199 --> 00:43:03,677 And you can't testify. 604 00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:06,428 You will not be welcome there. 605 00:43:07,174 --> 00:43:08,360 You lied to me. 606 00:43:08,942 --> 00:43:11,355 You said that everything was gonna be okay, 607 00:43:11,475 --> 00:43:12,848 but it's not, is it? 608 00:43:16,568 --> 00:43:18,047 I honestly don't know.

609 00:43:22,168 --> 00:43:24,293 Just look after yourself, all right? 610 00:43:25,861 --> 00:43:27,808 I've asked Sam to watch over you. 611 00:43:27,928 --> 00:43:29,771 I wish you hadn't have done that. 612 00:43:30,552 --> 00:43:33,041 Be smart, Sookie, and just let him. 613 00:43:33,788 --> 00:43:36,488 There's still somebody out there who wants to kill you. 614 00:43:38,391 --> 00:43:39,202 Fine. 615 00:43:39,888 --> 00:43:40,851 I will. 616 00:43:42,538 --> 00:43:44,511 - Thank you. - And time. 617 00:43:52,207 --> 00:43:53,545 If I had any feelings, 618 00:43:53,665 --> 00:43:56,426 - I'd have the chills right about now. - Not me. 619 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:07,579 Now. 620 00:44:29,823 --> 00:44:30,948 You all right? 621 00:44:33,016 --> 00:44:34,508 Look, I'm sorry about... 622

00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:38,458 Right now I don't even remember what it is I'm supposed to be mad at you for, 623 00:44:38,869 --> 00:44:40,866 so why don't we both just forget it, okay? 624 00:44:40,986 --> 00:44:42,314 That's good by me. 625 00:44:45,176 --> 00:44:47,206 - It was in the flood. - A flood? 626 00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:48,789 Oh, my. 627 00:44:50,590 --> 00:44:51,858 It was the shits. 628 00:44:53,165 --> 00:44:55,643 But you gotta play the hand you're dealt, I guess. 629 00:44:55,763 --> 00:44:57,173 And when you say you... 630 00:44:57,293 --> 00:45:00,464 were living at your grandmother's, I take it to mean your grandfather was 631 00:45:00,584 --> 00:45:01,790 already gone? 632 00:45:02,751 --> 00:45:03,866 I'm so sorry. 633 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:06,610 Why? It wasn't your fault. 634 00:45:06,730 --> 00:45:10,669 It's that a boy needs a man in his life to teach him what it means to be a man.

635 00:45:14,171 --> 00:45:15,059 Whatever. 636 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:17,623 That's the hardest part of all this for me. 637 00:45:18,238 --> 00:45:19,242 My boy. 638 00:45:19,838 --> 00:45:22,387 He's got nothing but women around him now. 639 00:45:22,672 --> 00:45:24,226 He needs me. I'm not there. 640 00:45:26,732 --> 00:45:28,646 I'm sure he'll be all right. 641 00:45:29,674 --> 00:45:31,036 I mean, look at me. 642 00:45:35,282 --> 00:45:37,020 Don't you try to glimmer me. 643 00:45:37,370 --> 00:45:39,014 Amy warned me about that. 644 00:45:39,290 --> 00:45:41,281 I'm too depleted to glamour you. 645 00:45:42,901 --> 00:45:45,285 That's something I haven't quite mastered yet, anyway. 646 00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:48,455 Really? You can't just do it? 647 00:45:49,385 --> 00:45:52,152 Learning to be a vampire doesn't happen overnight

648 00:45:52,272 --> 00:45:54,419 any more than learning to be a man does. 649 00:45:59,045 --> 00:46:00,420 You gonna marry her? 650 00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:02,725 Who, Amy? 651 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:04,858 I don't know. 652 00:46:06,684 --> 00:46:08,727 We haven't been together that long. 653 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:11,477 But... 654 00:46:15,153 --> 00:46:16,715 just between you and me? 655 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,237 - I could really see her being the one. - She's not. 656 00:46:22,502 --> 00:46:24,492 - What? - Don't do it. Don't marry her. 657 00:46:24,612 --> 00:46:26,770 - Ain't none of your business. - She's a psychopath. 658 00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:28,597 - Fuck you, Eddie. - She is. 659 00:46:28,717 --> 00:46:30,889 She is far more dangerous than I could ever be. 660 00:46:31,009 --> 00:46:32,157 That's enough.

661 00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:40,264 Look, I gotta go out and get some more beer. 662 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:44,028 But while I'm gone, keep your fucking howling to a minimum. 663 00:46:51,221 --> 00:46:52,900 Can we talk about it now? 664 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,037 Sure. 665 00:46:56,269 --> 00:46:58,003 That's not talking about it. 666 00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:02,119 I can't take it. 667 00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,572 - I appreciate it, I do. But... - You're keeping it. 668 00:47:04,732 --> 00:47:07,824 - You can't tell me I'm keeping it. - It's my money, so, yes, I can. 669 00:47:07,944 --> 00:47:10,662 - You're a stubborn son of a bitch. - That makes two of us. 670 00:47:16,548 --> 00:47:18,979 You really believe you have a demon in you? 671 00:47:24,254 --> 00:47:26,720 I think I got something inside me that is... 672 00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:28,000 scared... 673

00:47:29,673 --> 00:47:30,929 and pissed off... 674 00:47:32,010 --> 00:47:33,113 and mean... 675 00:47:33,492 --> 00:47:34,655 And fucked up. 676 00:47:37,825 --> 00:47:39,522 Think it's stupid, don't you? 677 00:47:39,642 --> 00:47:43,298 Look, two years ago nobody even knew there was such a thing as vampires. 678 00:47:43,731 --> 00:47:46,103 Now we gotta deal with them every goddamn day. 679 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:49,240 And who knows what else is out there? 680 00:47:51,026 --> 00:47:52,714 Eight hundred bucks? That's... 681 00:47:52,834 --> 00:47:54,289 That's a lot of money. 682 00:47:59,229 --> 00:48:00,795 People in this town drink a lot. 683 00:48:02,268 --> 00:48:03,454 I'm doing okay. 684 00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:18,182 So I guess I'm having an exorcism. 685 00:48:19,386 --> 00:48:20,523 You're welcome. 686 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,320 I don't know how to ever thank...

687 00:48:31,064 --> 00:48:32,867 Interesting night, huh, Sook? 688 00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:34,213 I guess. 689 00:48:34,647 --> 00:48:36,443 Maybe a little too interesting. 690 00:48:36,563 --> 00:48:38,509 Shit, ain't no such a thing as too interesting, 691 00:48:38,629 --> 00:48:40,011 only too dull. 692 00:48:41,371 --> 00:48:42,808 How big is your dick? 693 00:48:50,111 --> 00:48:52,914 You know what? There is such a thing as too interesting. 694 00:48:59,299 --> 00:49:01,064 - Where's Arlene? - She just left. 695 00:49:01,411 --> 00:49:03,569 Of course she did. Listen, I have to get out of here. 696 00:49:03,689 --> 00:49:06,131 Would you mind covering the rest of my side work for me? 697 00:49:06,614 --> 00:49:09,238 Sure, but is that really the best idea, 698 00:49:09,358 --> 00:49:11,370 - you going home by yourself? - I'm not going home. 699

00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:14,195 I'm going to stay at Bill's. No one'll come looking for me there. 700 00:49:14,547 --> 00:49:17,126 - Okay, then. - Thanks, I owe you one. 701 00:49:20,234 --> 00:49:21,467 No worries. 702 00:49:55,176 --> 00:49:56,453 While I got you alone 703 00:49:56,573 --> 00:49:58,705 I wanted to say thanks for everything you've been doing. 704 00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:01,115 You're fitting in great around here. Really. 705 00:50:01,235 --> 00:50:04,855 I should be the one thanking you. Lord knows I really needed this job. 706 00:50:05,365 --> 00:50:06,739 But you are welcome. 707 00:50:07,673 --> 00:50:09,469 So, where are the others? 708 00:50:09,692 --> 00:50:13,219 Arlene {\said she}had to get back to her kids, Sookie took off a couple of minutes ago. 709 00:50:14,046 --> 00:50:16,041 - What? - I know, I tried to stop her, but... 710 00:50:16,161 --> 00:50:18,700 - She say where she was headed? - She was going to Bill's. 711 00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:19,976

Goddamn it. 712 00:50:24,437 --> 00:50:25,599 Hey there, Sam. 713 00:50:27,162 --> 00:50:29,564 Turns out that little story you told me the other day 714 00:50:29,684 --> 00:50:33,004 about growing up in a nudist colony didn't exactly check out. 715 00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:34,581 We need to talk. 716 00:50:35,207 --> 00:50:36,405 Sure, just... 717 00:50:37,503 --> 00:50:40,455 You know, I forgot something in the bar, but I'll be right back. 718 00:50:40,928 --> 00:50:41,738 Okay? 719 00:50:58,341 --> 00:50:59,345 Hey, dog. 720 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:02,727 Screw you too. 721 00:51:21,405 --> 00:51:25,374 My God. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to sneak up on people like that? 722 00:51:26,314 --> 00:51:28,419 What are you doing so far away from home? 723 00:51:29,884 --> 00:51:32,259 Tell you what, why don't you come spend the night with me 724

00:51:32,379 --> 00:51:34,800 and I'll take you back to Merlotte's tomorrow, okay? 725 00:51:43,252 --> 00:51:44,252 Come on. 726 00:51:44,987 --> 00:51:46,478 It's night-night time. 727 00:51:48,199 --> 00:51:49,160 Come on. 728 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,207 Come on. 729 00:51:52,186 --> 00:51:54,612 You know, if we're gonna be sleeping together, 730 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,477 we're gonna need a name to call you by. 731 00:51:57,862 --> 00:51:59,600 What do you think of "Dean"? 732 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:03,729 - I like it too. - Dean. Dean the dog. 733 00:52:05,282 --> 00:52:08,091 Look at you, looking away. What a gentleman. 734 00:52:11,111 --> 00:52:14,622 Here, would it make you more comfortable if I got under the covers? 735 00:52:24,396 --> 00:52:25,417 Come on. 736 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,431 Hop up in bed with me.

737 00:52:28,298 --> 00:52:31,797 You can't sleep on the floor all night. You're gonna catch a draft. 738 00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:32,986 Now, 739 00:52:33,209 --> 00:52:34,110 hop up here. 740 00:52:38,121 --> 00:52:39,483 Good boy, Dean. 741 00:52:42,791 --> 00:52:43,988 Sweet dreams. 742 00:53:20,794 --> 00:53:21,804 Wake up. 743 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:25,794 Wake up. 744 00:53:27,124 --> 00:53:28,017 Here. 745 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,846 You brought me Tru Blood? 746 00:53:33,457 --> 00:53:34,584 Just drink. 747 00:53:44,984 --> 00:53:46,663 You're on my feet. Uploaded by Alooloo [email protected]