Closed Captioning Ep 8

1 00:00:06,148 --> 00:00:08,778 Sookie, are you okay? You want some water? 2 00:00:09,987 --> 00:00:10,987 Four? 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,585 You're sure you found 4 bodies? 4 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:17,247 - We shouldn't even be telling you this. - Not now. Not with me. 5 00:00:18,766 --> 00:00:21,015 There's 4 sets of remains inside four coffins. 6 00:00:21,135 --> 00:00:23,619 Oh, my God. We can't let you go in there. 7 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:25,658 If you don't take your hands off me right now, 8 00:00:25,778 --> 00:00:27,322 I swear to God, I will kill you. 9 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:29,594 Sweetheart, you don't wanna come up here. 10 00:00:29,714 --> 00:00:31,264 Jiminy Christmas. 11 00:00:32,503 --> 00:00:34,829 - That's what happens to vampires? - Evidently. 12 00:00:35,765 --> 00:00:37,314 Plus, we got three more. 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,865

I hope you skipped breakfast. 14 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:43,182 Did Bud send you up here to make an ID? 'Cause... 15 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,093 Sookie, you okay? 16 00:02:02,118 --> 00:02:04,240 Synchro: mpm, Arrow 17 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,174 True Blood 1x08 - The Fourth Man In The Fire 18 00:02:10,835 --> 00:02:13,064 www.sub-way.fr 19 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,211 - Bill Compton. - To leave a voice message, 20 00:02:27,331 --> 00:02:29,221 press one or just wait... 21 00:02:52,642 --> 00:02:53,651 Shit! 22 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,931 Mama, it's not even 8. 23 00:03:01,051 --> 00:03:03,161 Good morning, baby. Did I wake you? 24 00:03:03,281 --> 00:03:05,059 I'm almost done. Just a couple more loads. 25 00:03:05,179 --> 00:03:07,482 - These are half full. - Useless to me. 26

00:03:07,642 --> 00:03:09,025 Just fuel for demon fire. 27 00:03:09,842 --> 00:03:12,155 The bottle kept him alive for 40 years. 28 00:03:12,379 --> 00:03:15,783 As long as I keep the stuff out of my house, he ain't never coming back. 29 00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:19,286 - Let's see how long you can keep it up. - Forever. 30 00:03:19,406 --> 00:03:21,663 Gotta be. I'm down to my last chance. 31 00:03:22,131 --> 00:03:25,860 - You didn't have a drink today? - Didn't need one. Didn't even want one. 32 00:03:28,169 --> 00:03:31,673 - Is that maple syrup? - Check the kitchen. I made hoecakes. 33 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:39,991 Are you serious? 34 00:03:40,214 --> 00:03:43,636 - I haven't had hoecakes since... - Since your grandmama was alive. 35 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:46,208 I always could make 'em, just never did. 36 00:03:46,328 --> 00:03:47,836 The demon never let me. 37 00:03:58,526 --> 00:04:01,077 - You made these with bacon grease. - It's the only way. 38

00:04:03,733 --> 00:04:05,224 You eat, baby girl. 39 00:04:05,575 --> 00:04:08,005 I got me some more devil juice to take out. 40 00:04:19,114 --> 00:04:20,652 Goddamn. 41 00:04:22,391 --> 00:04:23,391 You... 42 00:04:24,937 --> 00:04:27,496 You are not like anybody I ever met. 43 00:04:28,598 --> 00:04:30,667 I was just gonna say the same thing. 44 00:04:32,244 --> 00:04:33,641 Jesus. 45 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,885 It felt like the whole world came together. 46 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:38,589 Me, you, 47 00:04:38,882 --> 00:04:40,349 the bed, the house. 48 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:43,639 - We were all one big giant... - Organism. 49 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:46,151 Yeah, mine was huge. 50 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,785 I never knew vamp blood could do something like this to you.

51 00:04:52,679 --> 00:04:53,912 You know what? 52 00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:56,450 Neither did I. I mean... 53 00:04:56,952 --> 00:04:59,852 I've had V partners before, but this was... 54 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:03,473 on a totally different planet. 55 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:06,225 You're an extraordinary being. 56 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:11,105 - What's that supposed to mean? - I mean, in some ways, we barely 57 00:05:11,265 --> 00:05:13,407 know each other, right? But you felt that. 58 00:05:13,723 --> 00:05:17,105 Tell me that that wasn't just me. We tapped into each other. 59 00:05:17,225 --> 00:05:19,251 No, I felt it. We tapped. 60 00:05:20,297 --> 00:05:23,701 There's something old and good and wise 61 00:05:24,165 --> 00:05:26,502 deep down in you. I have to know that person. 62 00:05:26,622 --> 00:05:27,997 Come on, cut it out. 63 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,830 Nobody who knows me

has ever called me wise. 64 00:05:31,214 --> 00:05:33,044 Then nobody really knows you. 65 00:05:38,123 --> 00:05:39,556 Are you blushing? 66 00:05:45,047 --> 00:05:46,585 I don't want you to go. 67 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:52,716 I was planning on just burning through, 68 00:05:52,836 --> 00:05:55,215 but if you have a place for me to crash 69 00:05:55,335 --> 00:05:58,068 then for you, I might just stick around 70 00:05:58,188 --> 00:05:59,510 - for a little bit. - Stay. 71 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:00,745 Stay with me. 72 00:06:02,518 --> 00:06:04,248 I don't wanna ever leave this bed. 73 00:06:04,368 --> 00:06:07,159 Let's just screw and do V until we starve. 74 00:06:09,731 --> 00:06:12,525 Sure. But, I mean, let's hold off on the screwing. 75 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:14,498 I'm a respectable girl. 76

00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:16,103 What? 77 00:06:17,026 --> 00:06:18,089 Did I hurt you? 78 00:06:19,203 --> 00:06:22,025 I'm sorry if I got carried away, it was just so amazing. 79 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:24,095 We didn't have sex. 80 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,853 What do you call what we been doin' for the past six hours? 81 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:30,732 We were together on V, 82 00:06:30,852 --> 00:06:33,562 deeper than I've ever felt with anybody ever before. 83 00:06:33,722 --> 00:06:35,574 But physically, we barely touched. 84 00:06:37,644 --> 00:06:39,610 - I promise. - That's not possible. 85 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:41,112 Panties still on. 86 00:06:48,203 --> 00:06:50,995 - What... the fuck? - I told you. 87 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,624 It's better than sex. 88 00:07:02,696 --> 00:07:04,831 Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing?

89 00:07:04,951 --> 00:07:08,097 Opith the J.C. I'm cleanin', what does it look like? 90 00:07:08,368 --> 00:07:11,559 - Watch your feet. I just waxed. - I hope you mean the floor. 91 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,398 - Can I help you? - I'm up to my elbows in Easy-Off. 92 00:07:18,867 --> 00:07:20,814 - My mama made me hoecakes this morning. - So? 93 00:07:20,934 --> 00:07:22,556 She cooked me breakfast. 94 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,372 When's the last time you saw my mama lift a finger before noon 95 00:07:25,492 --> 00:07:27,743 for anything besides Mad Dog 20/20? 96 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:30,114 We went into the woods to get a $445 97 00:07:30,234 --> 00:07:32,746 hoodoo exorcism last night. You do not wanna get me started 98 00:07:32,907 --> 00:07:34,635 - on that. - My grandmother's dead. 99 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,749 At least you got someone to make breakfast for you. 100 00:07:36,869 --> 00:07:39,039 You ever stop thinkin' about what's happening with others

101 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,700 - before you barge in on them? - Sorry. I didn't me... 102 00:07:42,202 --> 00:07:44,089 Oh, my God, are those fang marks? 103 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:47,386 So what? It means someone cared for me when everyone else left me high and dry. 104 00:07:47,546 --> 00:07:50,178 No wonder you're crazy. A vampire made a meal of you. 105 00:07:50,298 --> 00:07:53,462 Why am I the only person that doesn't think vampires are monsters? 106 00:07:53,582 --> 00:07:56,562 They drink our blood. What's to say Bill won't leave you 107 00:07:56,722 --> 00:07:58,752 - once he's had his fill? - Do you have any idea 108 00:07:58,872 --> 00:08:00,234 what I've been through today? 109 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,669 - A friend would ask. - Don't tell me how to be your friend. 110 00:08:02,789 --> 00:08:05,070 - I'm the only one you got, goddamn... - Lord's name in vain. 111 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:07,264 - Fuck off. - Get out of my house! 112 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:10,932 I've gotten very good at losing people like you.

You are only making it easier for me. 113 00:08:11,052 --> 00:08:13,788 Bitch, I don't even wanna be here. If you are hell-bent on being alone 114 00:08:13,908 --> 00:08:15,883 in this world, I ain't gonna stop you. 115 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:29,349 Oh, man. 116 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:32,269 I wanna not have sex with you again so bad, 117 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:33,774 you don't even know. 118 00:08:33,996 --> 00:08:35,781 I think I got some idea. 119 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,667 But that V that we did was the last I had. 120 00:08:41,601 --> 00:08:42,914 Where do we score some more? 121 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:45,006 When we need more, we'll go out and get it. 122 00:08:46,105 --> 00:08:48,678 Don't be greedy. We'll be okay for a while. 123 00:08:48,798 --> 00:08:51,565 - Just eat your breakfast. - You sure you don't want some? 124 00:08:51,941 --> 00:08:55,369 - Pepperoni and sausage. - No, thank you. I only eat organic.

125 00:08:55,489 --> 00:08:58,499 The cleaner my body is, the more intensely I feel the V. 126 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:02,820 Why do you have two televisions in the same room? 127 00:09:03,092 --> 00:09:06,326 The bottom one's busted. I just keep it 'cause it was my parents'. 128 00:09:09,123 --> 00:09:10,872 Can I ask you how they died? 129 00:09:14,699 --> 00:09:16,871 - I don't like to talk about it. - Okay. 130 00:09:20,797 --> 00:09:22,265 It was a flash flood. 131 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,252 They were caught on the bridge down by the Parish Road 132 00:09:25,372 --> 00:09:26,902 and got swept out in the river. 133 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:29,096 My little sister and I... 134 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:32,253 were staying at our gran's while they went out. 135 00:09:32,729 --> 00:09:34,849 They didn't think I could look after Sookie by myself, 136 00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:36,537 even though I was almost 11. 137

00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,976 Sometimes I think, 138 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,980 if I was a better kid, 139 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,845 they wouldn't have had to drop us off at gran's. 140 00:09:48,335 --> 00:09:50,718 Then they wouldn't have been on the bridge at the exact point 141 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,360 when... 142 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,366 So your grandma raised you after that? 143 00:09:57,486 --> 00:09:58,977 Yeah, I moved back here 144 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:01,441 when I was 18, 145 00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:04,986 even though gran would have rather kept an eye on me. 146 00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:07,670 Yeah, she passed too. 147 00:10:07,952 --> 00:10:08,952 Last week. 148 00:10:09,322 --> 00:10:11,130 God, I'm so sorry. 149 00:10:11,471 --> 00:10:12,481 Goddamn. 150 00:10:13,925 --> 00:10:16,508

I don't mean to be spillin'. I never do this. 151 00:10:16,628 --> 00:10:18,424 You never talk about things 152 00:10:18,544 --> 00:10:21,012 with anybody? You don't talk to your sister? 153 00:10:21,242 --> 00:10:22,498 Least of all her. 154 00:10:23,303 --> 00:10:24,956 She brings out the worst in me. 155 00:10:25,076 --> 00:10:27,296 We had this big fight after gran died 156 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,811 and I hit her. 157 00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:30,668 I tell you, 158 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,290 I am 159 00:10:34,558 --> 00:10:36,437 the worst brother in the world. 160 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,107 That's ridiculous. 161 00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:43,399 I've seen who you are inside. 162 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,764 I've been there. 163 00:10:47,165 --> 00:10:48,233 And you're good.

164 00:10:52,179 --> 00:10:53,353 Do you hear me? 165 00:11:13,729 --> 00:11:16,265 She's a beauty. You want it for your office? 166 00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,353 We'll put it over the bar. 167 00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:22,514 Drunks like talking to the animals. 168 00:11:23,444 --> 00:11:24,478 Check it out. 169 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,114 Possum prick. 170 00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:29,646 - Where'd you get that? - Shot one last week. 171 00:11:29,766 --> 00:11:32,274 It was gonna stuff it but I left it back out. It got to raining, 172 00:11:32,394 --> 00:11:35,717 then three days later, ain't nothing left but possum sludge and bones. 173 00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:39,043 I saved this, though. Possums have a two-pronged penis. 174 00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:41,290 It's supposed to bring good luck. 175 00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:44,534 Terry, let's keep that story between us. 176 00:11:45,065 --> 00:11:47,120

The girls might get the wrong idea. 177 00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:58,036 - What was you doing out this morning? - Why? 178 00:11:58,644 --> 00:12:01,882 You wouldn't have been running through the woods without no clothes on, would you? 179 00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:05,450 - Why would I do that? - I don't know. 180 00:12:05,816 --> 00:12:07,280 That's why I'm asking. 181 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,814 I was out fishin' and I could have swore 182 00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:12,703 I saw you blazing buck-naked through the trees. 183 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,153 It wasn't me. 184 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,757 I was working on my car. 185 00:12:20,297 --> 00:12:22,327 It looked an awful lot like you. 186 00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:25,587 Except you wear clothes. 187 00:12:32,426 --> 00:12:33,518 I don't know. 188 00:12:34,447 --> 00:12:36,358 Maybe I'm seein' things again. 189 00:12:36,478 --> 00:12:39,601

Except usually when I see people who ain't there, it's... 190 00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:42,556 - It's the insurgents. - Yeah. 191 00:12:44,893 --> 00:12:47,308 Only this fella I saw, he didn't look like no insurgent. 192 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:49,787 But you said he was running, though, huh? 193 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,197 Plenty of cover in the trees. How could you tell for sure? 194 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,070 And I believe you saw what you saw. 195 00:12:57,230 --> 00:13:00,177 I just don't know why anyone would run naked through the woods 196 00:13:00,651 --> 00:13:02,260 - in broad daylight. - Yeah. 197 00:13:03,354 --> 00:13:04,763 Maybe you're right. 198 00:13:06,008 --> 00:13:07,018 Shit. 199 00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:11,039 I hate bein' this way. 200 00:13:12,412 --> 00:13:13,764 It's all right, buddy. 201 00:13:14,152 --> 00:13:15,152 Come on.

202 00:13:16,652 --> 00:13:18,519 We're a long way from Fallujah. 203 00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:52,561 COMPTON BELOVED HUSBAND - BRAVE SOLDIER 204 00:16:15,637 --> 00:16:16,644 Not the neck. 205 00:16:29,943 --> 00:16:31,819 Where the hell is Sookie today? 206 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:38,912 Here you go, honey. Sorry it took so long. 207 00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:40,744 Intense. 208 00:16:41,678 --> 00:16:45,045 All these animals on the wall, it's like a natural history museum. 209 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,518 - I never noticed them. - How could you not? 210 00:16:49,023 --> 00:16:52,320 Every one of these animals lived a life full of experiences 211 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,002 that we can't even imagine. 212 00:16:54,122 --> 00:16:56,744 Does it weird you out? We could go someplace else. 213 00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:59,053 Everyone has to eat, right? 214 00:16:59,405 --> 00:17:02,263 We're all links on the universal food chain.

215 00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,784 See? Squirrel eats nuts, 216 00:17:04,904 --> 00:17:07,570 snake eats the squirrel, gator eats the snake. 217 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:10,717 And we can eat pretty much anything we want. 218 00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,581 It's the circle of life. 219 00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:14,995 Jesus Christ. I wanna lick your mind. 220 00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:16,806 Let's have lunch first. 221 00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:22,943 Order up. 222 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,965 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I'm late. 223 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,158 Listen, I heard about the fire. I'm real, real sorry. 224 00:17:30,278 --> 00:17:32,136 - How you holding up? - He's alive. 225 00:17:33,528 --> 00:17:34,556 - What? - Bill. 226 00:17:34,716 --> 00:17:37,557 They said four bodies. I thought Bill was one of 'em.

227 00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:40,014 - He wasn't? - He's fine. In fact, 228 00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:42,341 he's wonderful. 229 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,317 - That must be quite a relief for you. - You have no idea. Anyways, 230 00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:48,789 no need to worry about me. I'm great. 231 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,810 Sweetie, where you been? I'm up to my eyeballs in tickets. 232 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,437 You look so beautiful today. 233 00:17:59,071 --> 00:18:01,959 I love you, even if you are a bigot sometimes. 234 00:18:04,662 --> 00:18:05,939 What's with her? 235 00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:07,162 Bill's alive. 236 00:18:07,491 --> 00:18:08,968 What? But I thought... 237 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,592 I know. So did I. 238 00:18:10,752 --> 00:18:11,759 Order up. 239 00:18:12,205 --> 00:18:14,171 I'm comin'. Hold your horses.

240 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,514 He got my message that something bad might be brewing, so he figured 241 00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:20,393 - he spent the night in the graveyard. - Doesn't it get cold out there? 242 00:18:20,553 --> 00:18:21,769 He was in the ground. 243 00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:25,446 So after I couldn't find him, then hearing about those four bodies 244 00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:28,359 at that burnt-up house, you can imagine what I was going through. 245 00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:31,185 I mean, that must have been something terrible. 246 00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:32,605 You don't know. 247 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:36,051 They said there was three vampires that come in the other night. 248 00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:39,631 - Who's the fourth body? - Some fangbanger, they're saying now. 249 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,998 Some vampires like to keep a human around for sex... 250 00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:44,249 and blood. 251 00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:48,889 I'll get your Cokes. 252

00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:54,486 - I Thought you said "order up". - I did. New girl took 'em. 253 00:18:54,606 --> 00:18:55,606 New girl? 254 00:18:56,984 --> 00:18:58,847 BLT, cheeseburger, well-done, 255 00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:01,182 fried egg on white, hot wings, 256 00:19:01,302 --> 00:19:02,769 smoked sausage, 257 00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:04,732 tuna melt, 258 00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:08,059 and the chicken fried steak must be for you. 259 00:19:08,852 --> 00:19:12,328 - Thank you. We've got a four-top open. - Isn't she something? 260 00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:17,218 - She's with you. - I know you're pissed at me, but... 261 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,666 I really want you to like her. 262 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,957 Sorry about that. You looked really swamped 263 00:19:25,117 --> 00:19:27,415 and the natives were gettin' restless so... 264 00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,629 You're Jason's sister, right? It's...

265 00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,509 I've heard so much about you. 266 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,174 - Who are you? - My name's Amy. 267 00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:35,277 - Amy Burley. I'm with Jason. - With me. 268 00:19:35,397 --> 00:19:38,681 You must be Arlene with the beautiful red hair. It's so nice to meet you. 269 00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,286 How'd you know all the table numbers? 270 00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:44,347 I waited tables in college so I just assumed clockwise. 271 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,486 You know, table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 272 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:51,044 I think the guys at table 5 like you, 'cause they left you a really nice tip. 273 00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:55,191 I think we might have found a replacement for Dawn. 274 00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:56,697 Looks like you did too. 275 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,457 What? 276 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:14,756 Don't you touch that, sweetie pie. Mama'll take care of the laundry.

277 00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:18,417 My goodness. Lettie Mae, ain't she the spittin' image of you. 278 00:20:18,537 --> 00:20:20,078 That's a compliment. 279 00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:22,849 Tara Mae, you remember Mable Simpkins, don't you? 280 00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:25,213 - From the church. - That's right. And why don't we see 281 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,613 - your smiling face there no more? - 'Cause I stopped goin'. 282 00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:31,350 It's never too late to come back. 283 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:34,838 Lettie Mae left us for two years and we welcomed her back today 284 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:36,863 - like she had never gone. - I heard the call. 285 00:20:37,023 --> 00:20:38,865 The good Lord said, "Lettie Mae, 286 00:20:39,025 --> 00:20:41,467 "you been away too long. Your church needs you. " 287 00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,256 You should have heard her testify. 288 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,888 The entire congregation was filled with the spirit. 289

00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:47,940 Yeah, I bet she was full of it. 290 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:51,502 - Your mama's an inspiration to us all. - Glory to God. 291 00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:55,590 Girl, why don't you come to Bible group on Tuesday? 292 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,147 Got plenty of nice young men and fruit punch. 293 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,365 A little religion do you a world of good, baby girl. 294 00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,889 Shit. Are you even listening to what you're sayin'? 295 00:21:03,302 --> 00:21:06,186 You can lie to yourself and everyone else but when you go to bed, 296 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,773 you are just as fucked up and miserable as I am. 297 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,321 And goin' to church and wearing a crazy-ass hat 298 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,149 ain't gonna make you a better person. 299 00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:16,692 She got a demon in her. 300 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,175 My granddaughter had a demon in her.

301 00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:20,643 They everywhere. 302 00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:22,998 Sure, I understand. 303 00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:24,862 It's no problem. 304 00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:32,835 Every time I get a night off, my babysitter falls through on me. 305 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,587 You know, 306 00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:36,630 I like kids, Arlene. 307 00:21:38,556 --> 00:21:39,613 Donuts too. 308 00:21:41,179 --> 00:21:42,130 Maybe, 309 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,598 if you brought a lady friend along. Lisa likes a female in the house. 310 00:21:45,984 --> 00:21:48,017 I ain't had a lady friend since I come home. 311 00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:51,270 That's some bad luck for you, I guess. 312 00:21:53,608 --> 00:21:55,316 Did something happen there 313 00:21:55,479 --> 00:21:58,122 that you been... keeping to yourself?

314 00:21:58,671 --> 00:22:01,490 'Cause you could talk to me, you know, if you're wantin' to. 315 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:04,503 No, I'd... 316 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:07,151 I'd just as soon sit here and listen at you. 317 00:22:07,765 --> 00:22:09,070 I like your voice. 318 00:22:09,908 --> 00:22:11,339 And your clavicles. 319 00:22:15,573 --> 00:22:17,686 I've been admiring your necklace all day. 320 00:22:18,132 --> 00:22:20,936 Oh, thanks, it's a lariat. I made it. 321 00:22:22,681 --> 00:22:24,246 You make jewelry? 322 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:28,746 It's a easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one, if you want. 323 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,708 Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver. 324 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,522 You know my brother's a dog, don't you? 325 00:22:39,642 --> 00:22:40,642 I'm sorry? 326 00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:43,491

He's all charm and smiles in the beginning, 327 00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:45,499 but the second he gets tired of you, 328 00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:47,464 he's gonna stop callin'. 329 00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:50,372 Before you know it, he's off with some other floozy. 330 00:22:52,535 --> 00:22:54,413 Not... not that you are one. 331 00:22:55,065 --> 00:22:57,622 But trust me, it's as regular as the seasons. 332 00:22:58,403 --> 00:23:01,216 You seem like a sweet girl. I don't want you to get hurt. 333 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,713 You know, 334 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:08,932 I don't think Jason's realized even half of what he's going to be. 335 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:13,519 I wouldn't be so quick to judge. You might be surprised at what he's capable. 336 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,512 - I've been meaning to talk to you. - What's the matter? 337 00:23:24,632 --> 00:23:26,621 I've just been a mess lately. 338 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:29,183 You know, with the kids

and the double shifts 339 00:23:29,303 --> 00:23:32,565 and Rene and everything, it's been awful hard. 340 00:23:32,685 --> 00:23:35,923 And I've probably said some things that I don't mean, 341 00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:37,962 but that's the pressure talking. 342 00:23:38,419 --> 00:23:40,284 I love you like my own sister. 343 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,516 And you know that, right? 344 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,427 I appreciate that. Thank you. 345 00:23:48,015 --> 00:23:50,297 And sure, I'll babysit your kids tonight. 346 00:23:50,623 --> 00:23:53,689 - I... I didn't... I mean... - I heard you talkin' to Terry. 347 00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:55,362 I'm a better choice. 348 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,398 We'll drop 'em off at 8. 349 00:23:59,518 --> 00:24:03,278 Rene's taking me to Ruston to see that Oak Ridge Boys tribute band. 350 00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:05,005 Ooh. Fun. 351 00:24:18,786 --> 00:24:21,778

You look mighty pretty tonight, Tara. That's a nice color on you. 352 00:24:21,898 --> 00:24:22,908 Fuck you. 353 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,088 I'm sorry, w... 354 00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:25,759 was that sexist? 355 00:24:27,539 --> 00:24:29,028 May I have a word with you? 356 00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:30,191 In my office. 357 00:24:35,252 --> 00:24:38,086 Hey, I get it. You said yourself hirin' me might not work out. 358 00:24:38,206 --> 00:24:39,352 I piss people off. 359 00:24:39,472 --> 00:24:42,312 If you wanna fire me, fire me. I totally understand. 360 00:24:42,687 --> 00:24:45,152 You and I are the only ones who get it. 361 00:24:47,249 --> 00:24:49,649 It's everybody else who's fuckin' themselves up. 362 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:08,295 I mean, you've been doin' it for over a hundred years. 363 00:25:09,351 --> 00:25:10,982 Doesn't it get predictable? 364

00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,568 Not with you, it doesn't. 365 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,343 You're entirely different. 366 00:25:19,263 --> 00:25:22,107 And the beauty and the tragedy of it is... 367 00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:26,348 Is that you don't know just how different you are. 368 00:25:28,865 --> 00:25:31,396 Please tell me if I'm doin' something wrong. 369 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:36,670 There's nothing more natural than the act of makin' love. 370 00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:42,023 Who am I to try to change what comes naturally to you? 371 00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:44,228 But if you could change something... 372 00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:47,314 I wouldn't change a thing. 373 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,646 What's it like to sleep in the ground? 374 00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,939 It's not exactly comfortable. 375 00:26:09,716 --> 00:26:10,877 But it is safe. 376 00:26:12,978 --> 00:26:16,786 Which, if I recall, is what the three voice mails required of me that night.

377 00:26:20,472 --> 00:26:21,528 Oh, crap. 378 00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:25,293 Arlene. I forgot, I told her I'd babysit the kids. 379 00:26:25,706 --> 00:26:26,750 Shall I go? 380 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,416 Stay. It'll be good for her. 381 00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:33,890 You can put some pants on, though. 382 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,819 What's wrong? What took you so long? 383 00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:50,818 I was out back in the yard. 384 00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:53,323 - In your nightie? - The cat got out. 385 00:26:53,944 --> 00:26:56,450 - Made friends with a squirrel. - Mommy, look, it's a vampire. 386 00:26:58,096 --> 00:26:59,996 You didn't mention that you had company. 387 00:27:00,281 --> 00:27:01,923 I didn't think I had to. 388 00:27:02,043 --> 00:27:05,056 Well, I got a right to know who's looking after my children. 389 00:27:06,455 --> 00:27:07,524

Here we are. 390 00:27:08,216 --> 00:27:09,455 Is there a problem? 391 00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:13,374 Take it easy, chère. 392 00:27:13,494 --> 00:27:16,778 Mr. Compton's raised a couple of them little ones himself maybe, yeah? 393 00:27:17,028 --> 00:27:18,267 That's quite right. 394 00:27:21,528 --> 00:27:23,156 Keep these on you, 395 00:27:23,506 --> 00:27:24,506 you hear? 396 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,640 And... 397 00:27:27,264 --> 00:27:29,190 stay close to your Aunt Sookie. 398 00:27:29,487 --> 00:27:31,222 They'll be fine, I promise. 399 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,535 - Who wants pizza? - Me. 400 00:27:33,655 --> 00:27:35,321 Good, 'cause that's what we're havin'. 401 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:36,809 You can eat pizza? 402 00:27:36,929 --> 00:27:38,703 Well, unfortunately, no,

403 00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:40,861 but I understand it's delicious. 404 00:27:44,074 --> 00:27:46,465 You know what's good about sex that people never mention? 405 00:27:47,095 --> 00:27:49,782 For anywhere between five minutes to an hour, 406 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:51,980 you forget your own fucked-up life. 407 00:27:52,568 --> 00:27:53,881 Only if it's good. 408 00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:57,470 If it's not, it reminds you just how bad your life really is. 409 00:27:57,796 --> 00:27:59,729 Then I guess you're pretty good. 410 00:27:59,849 --> 00:28:01,933 Thanks, you're not bad yourself. 411 00:28:04,045 --> 00:28:05,746 Easy on the praise, honey. 412 00:28:08,244 --> 00:28:09,244 What? 413 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,319 - No, you're good. - But? 414 00:28:12,645 --> 00:28:15,805 Nothing. It's good. You're good. 415 00:28:16,156 --> 00:28:18,237 - What am I doin' wrong? - Nothin'.

416 00:28:20,392 --> 00:28:23,204 I... see... It's so minor, it doesn't even matter. 417 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:24,371 What is it? 418 00:28:24,617 --> 00:28:26,581 - Don't do this to me. - Spit it out. 419 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:28,371 Sometimes... 420 00:28:30,094 --> 00:28:31,094 you grunt. 421 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:32,747 - I what? 422 00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:35,791 It's... It's natural. Nothing to get worked up over. It's just a sound. 423 00:28:35,911 --> 00:28:38,165 A gruntin' sound? Like a farm animal? 424 00:28:39,727 --> 00:28:41,513 No, it's... it's... it's athletic. 425 00:28:41,842 --> 00:28:43,898 Like tennis players when they serve. 426 00:28:44,109 --> 00:28:45,492 You mean like Serena? 427 00:28:47,262 --> 00:28:49,354 What, because I'm black, I sound like Serena Williams? 428 00:28:49,514 --> 00:28:52,566 - That's not what I said.

- You racist son of a bitch. 429 00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:55,437 How can I be racist? I just had sex with you. 430 00:28:55,557 --> 00:28:56,711 You asshole. 431 00:28:56,831 --> 00:28:59,113 Why'd you have to go and take the only good 10 minutes 432 00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:01,515 of my entire day and ruin it like that? 433 00:29:02,578 --> 00:29:06,198 - I think it was more than 10 minutes. - Oh, fuck you. Fuck you all. 434 00:29:06,590 --> 00:29:09,285 - All who? - Everybody. Fuck everybody! 435 00:29:15,479 --> 00:29:16,547 Whipped cream. 436 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:17,966 - Yeah. - Me too. 437 00:29:18,086 --> 00:29:20,303 I hope you can finish this before your mother comes back. 438 00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:22,639 No problem. I ate a whole jar of mayonnaise once. 439 00:29:23,257 --> 00:29:24,592 I had to watch. 440 00:29:25,175 --> 00:29:26,861 How come you can't have ice cream?

441 00:29:26,981 --> 00:29:29,813 You might say that I'm lactose intolerant. 442 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,987 Just like my Aunt Fern. 443 00:29:32,107 --> 00:29:34,515 Except she don't tolerate Mexicans. 444 00:29:35,054 --> 00:29:37,118 Aunt Sookie, is Bill your boyfriend? 445 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,095 Bill, would you say that you're my boyfriend? 446 00:29:41,743 --> 00:29:44,642 Well, I suppose I'd have to ask permission from Coby and Lisa. 447 00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:47,752 Would it be all right if I was Aunt Sookie's boyfriend? 448 00:29:47,872 --> 00:29:49,230 Do you buy her flowers? 449 00:29:50,108 --> 00:29:51,542 Why, no, I haven't yet. 450 00:29:52,077 --> 00:29:54,252 You better. Rene buys flowers for mama all the time. 451 00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:56,292 Then I will have to mend my ways. 452 00:29:56,412 --> 00:29:58,140 You do that. Then we'll talk. 453 00:29:58,959 --> 00:30:00,342 Can we see your fangs?

454 00:30:00,657 --> 00:30:02,510 I don't think that's gonna be possible. 455 00:30:02,921 --> 00:30:03,964 Why, certainly. 456 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,443 I think we got a flat tire. 457 00:30:16,768 --> 00:30:18,807 Come on, baby, the kids are waitin' on us. 458 00:30:18,927 --> 00:30:22,263 I don't wanna leave them with that vampire longer than I have to. 459 00:30:22,383 --> 00:30:25,034 Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm gettin' to it, woman. 460 00:30:31,215 --> 00:30:32,215 Baby. 461 00:30:32,441 --> 00:30:33,441 What? 462 00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:35,262 Pass me that Maglite, will you? 463 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,215 Crap, it's burnt out. 464 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,231 Are you sure? 465 00:30:53,096 --> 00:30:54,274 You better check it. 466 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,274 I just put some fresh batteries in there.

467 00:31:07,895 --> 00:31:09,098 Arlene Fowler... 468 00:31:10,905 --> 00:31:12,280 would you do me the honor 469 00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:14,250 of bein' my wife? 470 00:31:26,192 --> 00:31:28,949 Why didn't you say anything at the Red Lobster? 471 00:31:30,811 --> 00:31:32,500 I know I've done it four other times, 472 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:33,901 but it never gets old. 473 00:31:34,021 --> 00:31:36,480 Oh, I'm so thrilled for you two. 474 00:31:37,392 --> 00:31:39,231 Would you be a bridesmaid for me again? 475 00:31:39,392 --> 00:31:42,310 Why, of course. You hardly have to ask. 476 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:45,236 Oh, honey, I love you so much. 477 00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:49,248 Maybe you two are next, huh? 478 00:31:52,071 --> 00:31:54,002 Well, I mean, when it becomes legal. 479 00:31:57,311 --> 00:31:59,047 Mommy, what's going on?

480 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,456 Sweetie, 481 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:02,726 you're gonna be my flower girl. 482 00:32:11,435 --> 00:32:12,517 Morning, dear. 483 00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:16,911 Did you make all this? 484 00:32:17,031 --> 00:32:19,516 I borrowed some of your grandmother's old recipes. 485 00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:21,850 But the handiwork is all mine. 486 00:32:22,346 --> 00:32:24,316 I don't even know where to begin. 487 00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:27,753 Well, I would start with the biscuits. They just came out of the oven. 488 00:32:31,611 --> 00:32:33,162 Gonna be clear skies all day. 489 00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:35,157 Wait, Bill, it's light out. 490 00:32:39,101 --> 00:32:40,483 I suppose it is. 491 00:32:53,731 --> 00:32:55,439 No. No, I'll make the call. 492 00:32:56,096 --> 00:32:58,600 His mama passed a couple years back, but he had some 493 00:32:58,913 --> 00:33:00,257

family in Kentucky. 494 00:33:00,377 --> 00:33:02,590 His dentist confirmed the match just a bit ago. 495 00:33:02,710 --> 00:33:04,678 I thought you should be the first to know. 496 00:33:06,034 --> 00:33:07,034 Goddammit. 497 00:33:07,773 --> 00:33:08,773 Why Neil? 498 00:33:09,745 --> 00:33:11,428 He was such a quiet kid. 499 00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:14,076 I'd have never thought he'd get mixed up with fangers. 500 00:33:15,928 --> 00:33:16,745 Damn. 501 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:19,490 To have nothing left of you to ID but teeth. 502 00:33:20,464 --> 00:33:23,663 You wanna maybe let one of the homes in Monroe handle him? 503 00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:32,151 He worked for me. I owe it to him. 504 00:33:33,049 --> 00:33:35,558 Give me a couple hours, I'll come over and claim him, okay? 505 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,640 Okay. Thanks, Mike. 506

00:33:46,574 --> 00:33:47,581 Pretty tore up? 507 00:33:47,701 --> 00:33:48,911 Blind-sided him. 508 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,520 Had no idea Neil was a fangbanger. 509 00:33:52,427 --> 00:33:54,280 Jesus, Bud, the kid was creepy. 510 00:33:55,062 --> 00:33:57,827 What 19 year-old goes to work for a funeral home? 511 00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,792 I worked in a slaughterhouse when I was 15. 512 00:34:01,405 --> 00:34:03,140 They made me clean chitlins. 513 00:34:05,706 --> 00:34:08,875 Speaking of freaks... 514 00:34:15,963 --> 00:34:16,963 And that's it. 515 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:20,399 I got no control over what people do after they leave the bar. 516 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:23,004 You remember anyone being unusually angry 517 00:34:23,124 --> 00:34:25,148 over what those vampires did to your bar? 518 00:34:25,268 --> 00:34:26,734 Everyone. We were all angry.

519 00:34:27,189 --> 00:34:29,524 Heck, you might as well interrogate the whole town. 520 00:34:30,839 --> 00:34:32,078 Between you and me, 521 00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:34,797 I wouldn't be heartbroken if you didn't find who did it. 522 00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:36,310 You know what I'm sayin'? 523 00:34:36,934 --> 00:34:40,211 Old Mrs. Stackhouse, on the other hand, now that's a real tragedy. 524 00:34:41,202 --> 00:34:44,136 Her and Dawn and Maudette Pickens, one right after the other. 525 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,005 You fellas got any leads on that? 526 00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:50,343 We're workin' on some right now. 527 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,574 Good. I'm pullin' for you guys. 528 00:34:56,071 --> 00:34:58,725 You remember anything else, we'll be havin' a burger inside. 529 00:34:59,475 --> 00:35:00,662 Come on, Andy. 530 00:35:10,671 --> 00:35:12,119 One other thing. 531 00:35:13,339 --> 00:35:16,509 You recall spendin' any time out in the woods lately?

532 00:35:20,088 --> 00:35:21,088 Some. 533 00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:24,501 But you knew that already, didn't you? 534 00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:31,143 If... 535 00:35:31,471 --> 00:35:32,843 If I tell you, 536 00:35:34,022 --> 00:35:35,601 You have to keep this a secret. 537 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,209 All right, nobody in town knows. 538 00:35:40,711 --> 00:35:43,811 But, I come from a family of naturists. 539 00:35:44,137 --> 00:35:45,429 Like bird watchers? 540 00:35:45,549 --> 00:35:47,829 No. No, not naturalists. Naturists. 541 00:35:49,055 --> 00:35:50,718 Naturists believe in 542 00:35:51,056 --> 00:35:51,957 a freer 543 00:35:52,077 --> 00:35:54,363 clothing-optional kind of lifestyle. 544 00:35:55,529 --> 00:35:56,798 You're a nudist? 545

00:35:57,381 --> 00:35:59,168 No. Good Lord, no. 546 00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:01,997 But my folks were, 547 00:36:02,266 --> 00:36:04,071 I'm embarrassed to say. 548 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:07,410 They spent most of their lives at a nudist colony. 549 00:36:07,829 --> 00:36:09,378 Oh, yeah? Around here? 550 00:36:10,651 --> 00:36:12,757 No, in Texas, just outside Beaumont. 551 00:36:14,469 --> 00:36:15,469 But, 552 00:36:16,868 --> 00:36:18,329 ever since they passed, 553 00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:20,641 I honor their memory once a year by... 554 00:36:21,358 --> 00:36:24,475 taking a run through the woods the way they used to. It's... 555 00:36:25,146 --> 00:36:26,813 It's my private way of mourning. 556 00:36:27,261 --> 00:36:29,009 I'm sorry if anybody had to see it. 557 00:36:40,228 --> 00:36:41,228 What? 558 00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:44,063 Hooker, you done got took.

559 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:48,399 That was no damn exorcism, that was a straight-up con job. 560 00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:50,318 You know what the fucked-up thing is? 561 00:36:50,438 --> 00:36:51,788 - What? - It worked. 562 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:55,023 It was like aliens beamed down and switched out her brain. 563 00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:57,525 Then that was 445 well-spent. 564 00:36:57,929 --> 00:36:59,872 Shit. Happy dance. 565 00:37:00,617 --> 00:37:02,482 You should be glad to be rid of that... 566 00:37:02,937 --> 00:37:05,016 - That's your mom. I ain't gonna say it. - Fuck that. 567 00:37:05,345 --> 00:37:07,201 All the shit you've built up 568 00:37:07,321 --> 00:37:10,770 doesn't go away because a hoodoo woman moves some rocks around on your belly. 569 00:37:11,022 --> 00:37:12,624 I thought you said it worked. 570 00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:15,024 I thought you said it was a con job.

571 00:37:15,144 --> 00:37:17,888 Heifer, it's not a con job if you got your money's worth. 572 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:19,683 Hell. 573 00:37:19,803 --> 00:37:21,055 And who knows? 574 00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:23,468 It might do you some good too. 575 00:37:23,588 --> 00:37:26,494 I don't have another 445 to waste on bullshit. 576 00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:29,367 You just saying that 'cause you don't understand it. 577 00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:31,244 And trust me, 578 00:37:31,579 --> 00:37:34,572 this world is filled with things we will never understand. 579 00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:39,418 Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft, 445's a bargain. 580 00:37:46,494 --> 00:37:48,684 - Hey, what you doing? - Vitamin. 581 00:37:49,197 --> 00:37:51,279 I've never seen you take a vitamin before. 582 00:37:51,718 --> 00:37:52,809 So what? 583 00:37:52,929 --> 00:37:55,681

You've never seen me put on deodorant or wash my hair 584 00:37:55,801 --> 00:37:58,710 or feed my cat, have you? But I do all those things. 585 00:37:59,035 --> 00:38:01,193 I don't need a permission slip from you. 586 00:38:16,563 --> 00:38:17,563 Christ. 587 00:38:26,019 --> 00:38:27,019 Good day? 588 00:38:29,504 --> 00:38:30,621 I need V. 589 00:38:31,899 --> 00:38:33,140 What? 590 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:35,987 I thought you said you didn't need any again until... 591 00:38:36,107 --> 00:38:38,075 - you needed it again. - Well, I need it. 592 00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:44,176 Look me in the eye. 593 00:38:44,678 --> 00:38:46,331 Tell me that you don't want it too. 594 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,911 Yeah, of course I do, 595 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,030 but Lafayette won't sell it to me.

596 00:39:32,668 --> 00:39:34,443 I texted you three times. 597 00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:38,981 - Why didn't you reply? - I hate using the number keys to type. 598 00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,048 What are you listenin' to? 599 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,690 From my younger days. 600 00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:48,053 It's really quite beautiful if you know Old Swedish. 601 00:39:51,285 --> 00:39:53,167 I have a favor to ask of you. 602 00:39:53,986 --> 00:39:55,486 A favor or an order? 603 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,524 Depends on how you look at it. 604 00:40:03,629 --> 00:40:04,731 Honestly, 605 00:40:05,066 --> 00:40:07,489 did you think you could keep her to yourself? 606 00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:15,664 It feels a little like stalking, don't it? 607 00:40:18,957 --> 00:40:21,255 It's the most natural thing in the world. 608 00:40:21,529 --> 00:40:22,539 The hunt.

609 00:40:23,299 --> 00:40:26,662 People used to do this all the time before we got complacent with cloned beef 610 00:40:26,782 --> 00:40:28,653 and prepackaged dinners. 611 00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:53,077 Headlights off. 612 00:40:53,614 --> 00:40:54,873 You done this before? 613 00:40:54,993 --> 00:40:57,444 Stay five lengths behind, 10 if we get on the Parish Road. 614 00:41:26,668 --> 00:41:28,321 Well, hey there, sweetness. 615 00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:29,863 You ready to party? 616 00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:34,215 I'll take that as a yes. 617 00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:35,786 Nasty. 618 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,683 I bought this specially for you. 619 00:41:58,578 --> 00:42:00,185 I remember you said 620 00:42:00,553 --> 00:42:02,437 you go for merlot. 621 00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:04,766 I said I worked at Merlotte's. 622 00:42:05,204 --> 00:42:07,276 But whatever.

Pour me some anyhow. 623 00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:45,100 All right, baby. Eddie juice first. 624 00:42:46,033 --> 00:42:47,151 Then we play. 625 00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:13,843 Oh, there it is. 626 00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:27,286 I always look forward to Monday nights. 627 00:43:28,269 --> 00:43:30,065 First Heroes, then... 628 00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:31,652 you. 629 00:43:34,757 --> 00:43:37,908 What fun is it being a vampire if all you do is watch TV? 630 00:43:38,413 --> 00:43:39,944 Well, I like TV. 631 00:43:41,903 --> 00:43:43,936 I'm just sayin' you should try the bars. 632 00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:46,084 I know you like getting laid too. 633 00:43:46,204 --> 00:43:48,086 Why should I go to the bars? 634 00:43:48,897 --> 00:43:50,087 I got this. 635 00:43:58,181 --> 00:44:00,094 You like me, don't you, Lafayette?

636 00:44:04,573 --> 00:44:06,058 Sure, I like you. 637 00:44:08,509 --> 00:44:09,530 I mean... 638 00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:13,996 even if I wasn't helping out with the blood, you'd still 639 00:44:14,729 --> 00:44:15,909 want me, right? 640 00:44:17,338 --> 00:44:19,199 Why you even got to ask me that? 641 00:44:21,547 --> 00:44:22,954 I'd hate to think 642 00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,652 it's just business for you when you come over. 643 00:44:25,772 --> 00:44:26,839 Of course not. 644 00:44:27,909 --> 00:44:30,669 What, you think I fool around with all my business associates? 645 00:44:32,558 --> 00:44:33,982 Ah, there we go. 646 00:44:42,149 --> 00:44:45,809 Now show me what a dirty old vampire you is. 647 00:45:10,463 --> 00:45:12,147 I want you so bad... 648 00:45:13,663 --> 00:45:14,726 I ache.

649 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:23,911 Well, come on, baby. 650 00:45:24,951 --> 00:45:26,527 I'll take care of you. 651 00:45:34,406 --> 00:45:36,193 You said you wanted to go out tonight. 652 00:45:36,564 --> 00:45:38,602 I did not mean Fangtasia. 653 00:45:38,785 --> 00:45:40,581 I mean, really, all those pathetic people 654 00:45:40,701 --> 00:45:43,316 who come here looking for sex with vampires. 655 00:45:43,436 --> 00:45:45,118 I know. It's despicable. 656 00:45:45,861 --> 00:45:47,330 You know what I mean. 657 00:45:47,805 --> 00:45:50,024 So, what, five, 10 minutes? 658 00:45:50,193 --> 00:45:52,258 As long as Eric requires us. 659 00:45:52,378 --> 00:45:54,586 You mean as long as he requires me. 660 00:45:54,871 --> 00:45:57,289 Didn't even have the decency to ask me himself. 661 00:45:57,409 --> 00:46:00,133 You are mine. He didn't need to ask your permission.

662 00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:02,386 He cannot check me out like a library book. 663 00:46:02,506 --> 00:46:04,304 Unfortunately, Sookie, he can. 664 00:46:04,693 --> 00:46:07,295 - Eric is sheriff of Area 5. - Sheriff? 665 00:46:07,555 --> 00:46:09,632 It's a position of great power among our kind. 666 00:46:09,752 --> 00:46:11,407 We do not wanna anger him. 667 00:46:11,851 --> 00:46:15,779 As long as the requests are reasonable, we should accede to his wishes. 668 00:46:35,992 --> 00:46:38,517 I had this crazy dream this morning. 669 00:46:39,436 --> 00:46:41,441 We were sitting, eating breakfast, 670 00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:44,994 and all of a sudden the sunlight set you on fire. 671 00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:52,774 It wouldn't happen quite that way. 672 00:46:55,593 --> 00:46:57,524 The sunlight would severely weaken me 673 00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:00,417 and eventually, of course, I would die. 674 00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:03,740

But I wouldn't burst into flames. 675 00:47:07,364 --> 00:47:08,910 Not right away, at least. 676 00:47:11,359 --> 00:47:12,599 So I guess 677 00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:15,522 we'll never have breakfast together. 678 00:47:38,142 --> 00:47:39,596 I knew you'd come. 679 00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,111 Let's go inside. 680 00:47:48,109 --> 00:47:49,742 No, I'm quite certain. 681 00:47:49,902 --> 00:47:51,935 We keep extensive records here. 682 00:47:52,055 --> 00:47:55,226 All the way back to 1958. 683 00:47:56,245 --> 00:47:58,209 Never had anybody by the name of Merlotte here. 684 00:47:58,479 --> 00:48:01,045 And you're sure you're the only nudist colony in the area? 685 00:48:01,329 --> 00:48:02,505 Naturist community. 686 00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:04,299 We're the first, finest and only 687 00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:07,196 clothing-optional sanctuary in all of Jefferson County.

688 00:48:07,316 --> 00:48:08,375 All right. 689 00:48:08,742 --> 00:48:11,432 - Thanks very much. - You come visit us, you hear? 690 00:48:11,799 --> 00:48:13,099 Got a barbecue every month. 691 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:22,140 Pam, Longshadow and I are partners in this club. 692 00:48:23,089 --> 00:48:27,032 And we recently noticed that $60,000 has gone missing from our books. 693 00:48:29,170 --> 00:48:30,258 And Bruce... 694 00:48:32,464 --> 00:48:34,055 is our accountant. 695 00:48:34,447 --> 00:48:36,998 - Perhaps you can listen to him. - He's not saying anything. 696 00:48:37,284 --> 00:48:38,445 Don't be coy. 697 00:48:40,078 --> 00:48:42,794 It's humbling enough to turn to a human for assistance. 698 00:48:45,186 --> 00:48:48,092 - We know what you can do. - And I know what you can do too. 699 00:48:48,822 --> 00:48:50,451 Why don't you just glamour him? 700 00:48:50,571 --> 00:48:53,553 Now, don't you think we tried

everything before summoning you? 701 00:48:54,762 --> 00:48:55,762 So... 702 00:48:55,921 --> 00:48:57,972 it would be a great favor to me 703 00:48:59,931 --> 00:49:01,522 and to Mr. Compton if you help us. 704 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:06,611 If I find out who did it, then what? 705 00:49:06,995 --> 00:49:10,761 We'll turn that person over to police and let the authorities handle it. 706 00:49:11,183 --> 00:49:13,867 Hundreds of years old and you're still a terrible liar. 707 00:49:14,029 --> 00:49:15,039 Come on. 708 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,690 I'll make you a deal. 709 00:49:18,704 --> 00:49:22,163 If you promise to hand over the person who did this to the police, 710 00:49:22,909 --> 00:49:25,266 I'll agree to help you any time you want. 711 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,346 All right. 712 00:49:28,993 --> 00:49:29,801 Why not? 713 00:49:36,801 --> 00:49:40,458

Shit, what's this crazy bitch doing? Why did I agree to work for vampires? 714 00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:44,340 Goddamn it, I knew it was a bad idea. I've been straight with these fuckers. 715 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,067 Gotta be an idiot to steal from them. 716 00:49:46,228 --> 00:49:48,861 Jesus Christ, I was the one who reported it. 717 00:49:49,215 --> 00:49:51,434 Bruce, it's okay. Take a deep breath. 718 00:49:53,473 --> 00:49:55,110 Did you steal their money? 719 00:50:00,399 --> 00:50:03,042 No, no. You gotta believe me. I didn't do it. I swear to... 720 00:50:04,593 --> 00:50:06,093 Do you know who did? 721 00:50:09,041 --> 00:50:12,042 No, I wish. I would turn that fucker in. Who was it? 722 00:50:12,162 --> 00:50:14,083 Couldn't have been Ginger. She's too dumb. 723 00:50:14,203 --> 00:50:16,654 Although she's hot as shit. I'd fuck her if I could. 724 00:50:16,774 --> 00:50:18,382 He's tellin' the truth. 725 00:50:18,502 --> 00:50:21,060

You trust the skinny human to clear the fat one? 726 00:50:25,542 --> 00:50:26,889 Bring the next one in. 727 00:51:23,953 --> 00:51:25,441 You got cash? Are you buying? 728 00:51:25,561 --> 00:51:29,038 Just remember your lines, that's all I need from you. I'll handle the rest. 729 00:51:29,267 --> 00:51:30,954 I'm not gonna have to have sex with him? 730 00:51:31,074 --> 00:51:32,984 I said that I will handle it. 731 00:51:36,925 --> 00:51:39,124 I know you probably don't think I'm all that smart, 732 00:51:39,244 --> 00:51:41,599 but I do know that that vampire can kill us both 733 00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:43,441 before we even get in the door. 734 00:51:45,765 --> 00:51:46,944 You'll handle it. 735 00:51:49,632 --> 00:51:50,608 What the hell is that? 736 00:51:51,076 --> 00:51:54,213 While the wing nuts on the left keep pushing their so-called 737 00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:56,030 vampire-rights legislation,

738 00:51:56,611 --> 00:51:59,360 I'm more concerned with basic human rights. 739 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,262 The right for our sons and daughters 740 00:52:01,382 --> 00:52:04,306 to go to school without fear of molestation 741 00:52:04,426 --> 00:52:06,648 by a bloodthirsty predator in the playground 742 00:52:07,221 --> 00:52:08,461 or in the classroom. 743 00:52:08,581 --> 00:52:11,428 Someone has got to take a stand for public safety 744 00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:13,739 over permissiveness and immorality. 745 00:52:14,144 --> 00:52:17,053 If you ask me, he's protesting a little too hard. 746 00:52:17,422 --> 00:52:19,414 Come out of the closet, Reverend Steve. 747 00:52:19,534 --> 00:52:22,765 I know plenty of friendly vampires who'd like to take a bite out of you. 748 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,895 Oh, but truly, it's inflammatory talk from folks like Steve Newlin 749 00:52:29,328 --> 00:52:32,113 who make me ashamed to call myself a human.

750 00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:34,883 Thanks for watching. 751 00:52:35,003 --> 00:52:36,289 We'll be bite back. 752 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:47,588 Who is it? 753 00:52:48,262 --> 00:52:50,242 I'm a friend of Lafayette Reynolds. 754 00:52:50,362 --> 00:52:52,033 He sent me for you. 755 00:53:00,196 --> 00:53:01,429 Jesus Christ. 756 00:53:01,589 --> 00:53:03,124 - Get his feet. - Are you kidding? 757 00:53:03,244 --> 00:53:04,724 - Get his feet! - Okay, okay. 758 00:53:05,008 --> 00:53:07,518 No, please! I'll give you anything you want. 759 00:53:07,638 --> 00:53:09,520 - Shut up! - Amy, what the hell? 760 00:53:09,696 --> 00:53:10,938 No names, dumb ass. 761 00:53:11,098 --> 00:53:12,898 I thought we'd take a little blood and go. 762 00:53:13,058 --> 00:53:14,763 - Shut the fuck up.

- Jeez. 763 00:53:14,883 --> 00:53:16,711 - Now, come on, lift. - What? 764 00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:17,737 Lift him up. 765 00:53:21,562 --> 00:53:23,159 Please! No! 766 00:53:23,698 --> 00:53:26,465 No! I'll do anything you want. Please. 767 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,635 This is the last of our humans. 768 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,763 Yummy. 769 00:53:45,745 --> 00:53:47,934 This woman has some questions for you. 770 00:53:48,104 --> 00:53:50,071 Be a good girl and answer them, will you? 771 00:53:50,191 --> 00:53:51,638 Aye, aye, master. 772 00:53:52,681 --> 00:53:53,856 Don't you touch me. 773 00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:56,624 Hold her still. 774 00:54:00,349 --> 00:54:02,531 Ginger, someone's been stealing money from the bar. 775 00:54:02,970 --> 00:54:03,991

Really? 776 00:54:05,145 --> 00:54:07,052 Don't look at me. I didn't do nothing. 777 00:54:07,172 --> 00:54:09,057 I'll beat the shit out of you if you say I did. 778 00:54:09,177 --> 00:54:10,892 It wasn't me that took it. 779 00:54:11,012 --> 00:54:12,505 She didn't do it... 780 00:54:13,472 --> 00:54:15,044 - but she knows who did. - What? 781 00:54:15,949 --> 00:54:16,965 Fuck you. 782 00:54:17,085 --> 00:54:19,500 Shit. How'd she know? I didn't tell anyone, I swear. 783 00:54:19,930 --> 00:54:22,537 Fuck, he's gonna kill me. 784 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:25,093 Who? Who's gonna kill you? 785 00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:27,098 Ginger, honey, what's his name? 786 00:54:30,135 --> 00:54:31,913 It's blank, like her memory's been erased. 787 00:54:32,033 --> 00:54:33,813 I don't know anything, I swear. 788 00:54:33,973 --> 00:54:36,030

- She's been glamoured. - It's a vampire.