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Pyaar Bina Jeena (1) Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali, Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo GOOD NIGht Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta. Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega Share This Comments (122) Changes Filed under: Poems by Grace | “Friends forever,” you promised. “Together till the end.” We did everything with each other. You were my best friend. When I was sad, you were by my side. When I was scared, you felt my fear. You were my best support If I needed you, you were there. You were the greatest friend, You always knew what to say: You made everything seem better. As long as we had each other, Everything would be okay. But somewhere along the line, We slowly came apart. I was here, you were there, It tore a hole in my heart. Things were changing, Our cheerful music reversed its tune. It was like having salt without pepper, A sun without its moon.

Suddenly we were miles apart, Two different people, with nothing the same. It was as if we hadn’t been friends; Although we knew deep in our hearts Neither one of us was to blame You had made many new friends And luckily, so had I But that didn’t change the hurt The loss of our friendship made me cry. As we grow older, things must change But they don’t always have to end. Even though it is different, now, You will always be my friend. written by Phyllis Lin Share This Comments (8) Dosti Shayari 1 Filed under: Shayari, Serious Shayari, Funny Shayari by Shayar | Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai, Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho…. …. Toh itihaas banaati hai ! Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari ! Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga ! Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai ! Filed under: Funny by Shayar | ………Beggar Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de, Doosre ki nahi to apni de de, Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega ………Lawyer I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …., eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom,,,,,,,, I’m looking for should……..strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence. ………Boatman Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat. ………Banker Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. ………Shaayar Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai, Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye, Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi, To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi. ………Bevda (Drunker) Wanted a girl. Girl’s gather should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for a trial. Sample should be ample. ………Car Mechanic

Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear. HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : (Read More…) Share This Comments (11) Bewafaa Shayari Filed under: Shayari by Shayar | pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye Tum bhi jano mein bhi janu lahere aati hai jati hai phir kyu likha naam mera kinare par tum bhi jano mein bhi janu dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti ZINDAGI TO BEWAFA HAI EK DIN THUKRAYEGI MAUT HI EK SACCHI MEHBOOBA HAI( baki sab bakwaas) EK DIN ZAROOR AAYEGI Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum Dil Ko Manana aGar Hota Aaasaaan Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan (Read More…) Share This

Comments (108) Funny SMS [Love] - 1 Filed under: Love / Pyaar, Funny, SMS by Shayar | I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the “E”,… so pls can I have “U”? You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always… (Read More…) Share This Pages: 1 2 3 kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”, Comments (213) Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu) Filed under: Funny, SMS by Shayar | Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki.. Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS.. Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye. D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako… Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki.. Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.. Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian… hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay… Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo! (Read More…) Share This Comments (358) Funny SMS Jokes 1 Filed under: Funny by Shayar | Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME! If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand. When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here. When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget. DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart. a friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when it is u…” Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life….. Share This Comments (11) Ishq Vishq Pyaar Vyaar Filed under: Love / Pyaar by Shayar | Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam, Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai baat reh gayi Filed under: Shayari, Serious Shayari by Shayar | Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi, par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi ————————————– Din jo guzar gaye hai yunhi Raat bhi dhal gayi hai yunhi Koshish tho bahut ki dil ne Zuban pe baat rah gaye yun ————————————– chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinaraa in maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara ab hawaein kareingi, roshiniyon ka faisla jis diye main jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega ————————————– Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad aati hai, kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain, woh subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hain, jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai. ————————————– e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein. ————————————– Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya ————————————– (Read More…) Share This

Comments (193) Pehle Din ki Shuruwat Filed under: Shayari by Shayar | Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai? ————————————– Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana. ————————————– Jis Shaam Mere Lab Per Tera Naam Na Aaye, Khuda Kare Aisi Shaam Na Aaye…. Aai Jaane Wafa, Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahin, Afsaana Likhnu Aur Tera Naam Ma Aaye. ————————————– Kadam Kadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya, Pada Jab Wakt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya. Kasam Kaii Thi Is Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki , Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya. ————————————– Falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha idhar mera ghar, udhar uska aashiaana tha pohunch rahee thi kinaare kashthi-e-umeed us hi waqt is toofaan ko bhi yahaan aana tha?

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning.... Kya yehi pyar hai? Din me chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, ang ang me dard vahi, ji na lage kahi. E khuda kya yehi pyar hai? KHUDA: Nahi beta, yehi CHICKEN GUNYA hai. Posted by Shayar at 5:47 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Attraction I Like Seeing you I Like Hearing you I Like 2spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others, as you are the attraction of the “ZOO” Posted by Shayar at 5:47 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Women’s Life Women’s Life is very Hard Morning: Wash Clothes, Afternoon: Dry Clothes, Evening: Iron Clothes, Night: Remove Clothes, Mid Night: Search Clothes. Posted by Shayar at 5:46 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Girl Friend ke Saath Girl Friend ke saath, kamre ke andhar,

table ke upar, batti ke neeche, De tacatac……….tacatac…. De tacatac……….tacatac….

Stupid I am playing table tennis. Posted by Shayar at 5:45 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Sai Kumar’s Dialouge Sai Kumar’s (Telugu Film Hero) famous dialouge: Exams lo kanipinche aa 3 papers, 1.Ans Paper, 2.Q Paper, 3.Hall Tkt aithe…. aa kanipinchani 4th papare ra SLIP.. Posted by Shayar at 5:45 AM 0 comments

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Dance Kaun Karega? Har karz dosti ka ada Kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda doston ko salamath rakhna, warna mere bachon ke Shaadi mein dance kaun karega? Posted by Shayar at 5:44 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Future Teacher asked her Student that what will they become in the future? Raj: Doctor Ram: pilot Pinky:Mother Sam: I will help Pinky… Posted by Shayar at 5:44 AM 0 comments

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Formality Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi. Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…. Posted by Shayar at 5:43 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Falling in LOVE Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata, I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho Sardar: I AM Falling in Love. Posted by Shayar at 5:42 AM 0 comments

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Testing ur BLOOD Pls wait. II 33% IIII 66% IIIIIIIIII 100%Complete! Result: “HIV” H: Honey I: In V: Veins

Thats why U r so Sweet Posted by Shayar at 5:42 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Tube Light Three lights saving the earth from dark, One Sunlight, Two moonlight, Third YOU - My Sweet Friend TUBE LIGHT. Posted by Shayar at 5:41 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Marriage Power A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends. A cat came there and danced. Tiger asked who are you? Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage….Gud Nite. Posted by Shayar at 5:40 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Sunday

One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday n ask Thursday whether Friday has told saturday that “Sunday” is Holiday. Posted by Shayar at 5:44 AM 0 comments

Labels: Funny SMS Zoo I Like seeing u. I like hearing U. I like spend my time with u. But u r always surrounded by others,

as u r attraction of the “ZOO” Posted by Shayar at 5:43 AM 0 comments

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Husbands

Boy friends r like panipuri, tastes gud any time. Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy, eaten frequently Husbands r like dal rice, eaten whn there is no choice..

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Labels: Funny SMS Dosth kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”, aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai, aur maango to inkaar karta hai… Posted by Shayar at 5:41 AM 0 comments

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Cat & Elephant

cat: How old r u? Elpht: im just 5yrs. Cat:5?but u r lookin so big. Elpht:im a complan boy. Cat:im just 30 Elpht:30?but ur lookin so small Cat:im a santoor girl.

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Take Bath

Good Morning! Have u done two most important things in the morning..?

1.PRAY - so that u may live. 2.TAKE BATH -so that others may live!

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Labels: Funny SMS Thinking of Hi What r u doing? Thinking about me? How Sweet! I’m also doing d same thing…. Thinking of me!

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Dosti ka TajMahal

Musibat ka qutuamimar ho tum Tension ka charminar ho tum Aafat ka Golgumbaz ho tum kya karu ye bhi kehna padtha hai ki Dosti ka TajMahal bhi ho tum

re sang sahi

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu, Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu, Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me, Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu. Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai, Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai, Par hai re meri futi kismat, Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi. Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu. Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi, Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya. Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki, Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.. Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar, Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna, Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar. Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Begana kaho ya deewana, Suno is dil ka fasana, Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.. Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye, Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai. Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina, gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina, jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein, bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!! Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka, humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain… exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI. Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein. Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai. Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi, Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi. Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare, Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…. waaaaahhhhhhhhh… Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi… Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii…. Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya LOVE This word is not made only For lovers. It's also made for those Friends who are better than lovers... Good morning When I was walking alone I wished dat I wud quickly Reach the end of the road. And when U walked with me I wished dat the road wud Never end bcoz U r my sweetest friend Good morning Hotho pe hasi Aankho mein kushi Gam ka kabhie naam na ho Yeh Subah le aaye apke liye itni KHUSHI, jiski kabhie sham na ho... Good Morning Zindagi guzre HASTE HASTE Pyaar or khushi mile RASTE RASTE Ho mubarak aapko naya savera Kabul karo hamara SALAAM NAMASTE Good Morning

BBCV1391 A Smile is a curve that Sets many things straight and Wipes wrinkles away Hope you give a lot and receive a lot My qouta :-) Good Morning

Never expect things to happen... Struggle and make them happen Never expect yourself to be given a good value... CREATE a value of your own Good Morning **Just be yourself** Silence, Peace, and Love Will arise like tidal waves and Will go on coming to you from UNKNOWN sources... Good Morning Do not take life too seriously

Always find time for laughter Bcoz it adds years to your life... Take care Good Morning Dreams visit us when we are asleep But God is truly wise He awakes us up each day And gives us every chance to Make our dreams a reality Good Morning

My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes. Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice but always around U. Gud Morning. May you begin this day May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu I try to be best friend I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee. I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day morning has come in a special way Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. gd morning to start your day! A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day! Receive my simple gift Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care! Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Gd Morning Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day! The Word ‘Hello’ means H The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind The sun rises into the sky The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning Your soul came back Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me. Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane… Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum… Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai… Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai, dono mein farakh sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai. jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega , tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko , jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai , pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai, Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi, Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi! Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo…. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai. Jindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari. Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste. Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai, Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai, Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai. Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam, Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono, Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam. is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye. Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata, Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye. Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree, Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari. Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete. Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri, To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete. Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda, Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi. Arey do boond dosti ke pi le, Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi. Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum, Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum. Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum. Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,

Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai. Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte, Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte. Darta hai dil unki ruswai se, Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte. Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi, Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi. Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare, Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi. Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha, To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote. Har khushi kam hai, Tera gum bhulane ke liye, Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai, Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai . Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen, Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai Ittefaq se hum mile, Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye, Ittefaq se hum dost bane, Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi, Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Nigahein nigahon se mila kar to dekho Dil ki baat bataa kar to dekho Sab kareeb aayenge tumhare Tum ek hafta lagatar Naha kar to dekho! Good Morning When u run so fast 2 get sumwhere U miss the fun of getting there Life is not a race Take it easy Listen 2 the music b4 the song is over... Good Morning

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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara… Gud nite ! Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali, Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo GOOD NIGHT

Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Ha Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti! Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, A Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.! Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha 2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say “govinda govinda

dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night

h gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson ..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum. (From:ASHU - LUCKNOW))

it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its to late ! (From:asad - )

Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing at u... (From:Sunny - Dhaka))

Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye. (From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge. (From:kishan - raigarh))

In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! (From:Chomparu - Maldives)

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population. (From:Ram - nashik)

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!! (From:Raja - Chennai)

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! (From:Raja - Chennai))

In candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE BILL (From:prachi - )

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.. (From:Jerry - Ahmedabad))

S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me

(From:kishan - raigarh)

afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata (From:pakhi - gujarat))

MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI.... (From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT)

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! (From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de** U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ???? (From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - ) ** Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! ** (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS (From:gauri - mumbai)

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! (From:Faizan Jahangir)

Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta he chale aana (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

one day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to come to the court al most eery month the theif said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday (From:nadeem - Hyderabad)

Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!! (From:mahesh - kolhapur)

2 live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!! (From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)

Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai. (From:Deepak - Delhi)

Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai. (From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand)

gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye. (From:ali - india)

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo (From:afshan - khi)

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details... (From:afshan,khi)

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA.. ** (From:vicky - surat)

chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi. (From:shafic - purna)

I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!! (From:prity - Amsterddam)

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love hearing it. . . . (From:Afshan )

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du. (From:Afshan )

JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai. (From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir)

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.** (From:sachin - jtc)

what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala (From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata)

Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing; Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date! ( From : Drb )

msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...** (From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni)

AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN (From: SIM )

jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...** (From:waqaar - kuwait)

LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko (From:ehuzefa Jalgaon)

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi... (From:ZOORASH )

tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!! (From:mash - )

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi. (From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad)

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. (From:munira - )

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN..... (From:Rishi - guwahati)

Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!! (From: - Surat)

husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai (From:zafar - faizan)

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! (From:patel_sagar - rajkot)

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye (From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan))

hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai (From:asif - baroda)

Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...! (From: 0 - Surat)

Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P)

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.)

Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai (From:Rahul - Mumbai)

ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA. (From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai. (From: - Surat)

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon (From: - Surat)

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. (From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar)

Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa (From:ashish negi - Delhi)

Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! (From:ihsan mobile num - )

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .)

Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei (From:trishita - andhra pradesh)

chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE (From:sidra - )

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay... (From:Sundeep - Sindh)

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...? (From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)

If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again.... (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ************************************ ************************************ * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ))

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....

Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken. (From:Talha Siddiqui - )

Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... ..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . . (From:Imran Sultan - , )

Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai.... (From:kuldeep kumayu - indore)

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE. Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine KahaPaise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon (From:shumaila - khi)

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga.. (From:Smruuti - Cuttack)

Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena, Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena, Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-) (From: Shayar, Jalgaon)

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE. (From: kishan - jaipur)

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. (From: Bhushu - kalyan)

tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho (From: vikash sureka - cuttack)

Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye (From: Rajat - New Delhi)

Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe... "Abe gadhe ab utrega kese". (From: Sayyed Azeem)

tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !

lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai. woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah! Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!! Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai. Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khushnaseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ?? Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega. Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai. Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra. Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena. Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha. Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam. Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.

Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki. Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai... Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara... (From:Sunny - Dhaka)

zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti (From:ashish upadhyay - indore))

koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko. (From:Pushpak - Pune))

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye (From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))

twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far... (From:Sunny - Dhaka))

Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz (From:Mirza Imran Amjad) )

dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY (From:Karan - bombai))

Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient??? (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par. (From:Noor - ))

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push. (From:Raja - Chennai)

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U (From:Raja - Chennai))

why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ thats your personal matter! (From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad)

I read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar?

(From:kishan - raigarh)

KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA (From:PALLAV - BARODA)

I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!! (From:pal:love - Raipur))

water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain ** (From:ketan - surat)

Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... (From: Nitin, Mumbai) It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge.** (From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad)

Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha (From:JUI - Bangladesh)

jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.** (From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)

Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.** (From:anamika - pune)

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. (From:Faizan Jahangir )

One day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont have even a rupee in your pocket. (From:nadeem - Hyderabad)

A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes. (From:za slaeemi)

palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! (From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)

ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!! (From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai. (From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch)

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain (From:Atul - )

Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??** (From:Jyoti - Mumbai)

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! (From:afshan - khi)

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have! (From:afshan,khi)

share sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya (From:shirish - jalgaon)

Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great (From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule)

wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE. (From:Afshan)

SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. (From:Afshan )

NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI (From:aarti - jtc)

ARZ HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI (From:VASCO - INDIA)

Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali.... (From:ehuzefa (jalgaon))

Santa went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara..... (From:sona - mumbai) If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!! When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai.. (From : Jeetu)

ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai (From:yuvraj - jalgaon)

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad (From:Shayar - Nashik)

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror! (From:Halima - Australia)

Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.** (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi? (From:Pranjali - Pune)

interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab (From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai! (From:Yogesh J. - Poona)

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT. (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha (From:neal - pune)

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon! (From: - Surat)

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. (From:patel_sagar - rajkot)

Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI... (From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)

jo ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon aaqri. (From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad)

Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.)

Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals (From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon)

PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI (From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD)

apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha.. (From:sufian - hyderabad)

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai..... (From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon)

Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge (From:Manish - guwahati)

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! (From:sagar - rajkot)

Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan.. (From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)

A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney. (From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona RRote rehna ki phone kab ayega.. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya.............. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin............. (From:kimi - canada)

Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA (From: - Surat)

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. (From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune)

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! (From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE)

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!! (From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

mein ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga (From:ashish - mp)

When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR! (From:Rajan - Gurgaon)

Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI (From:anand - pune)

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, LLove, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!! AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. 12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha (From:ashish )

Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !, mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua (From:bhushan - nagpur)

woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae.. (From:Alijat - Rawalpindi)

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai (From:Sonal - New Delhi)

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI... (From:Jyoti - Chembur)

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! (From: Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)

Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi, Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi. (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga, jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga (From: Bhushu - Kalyan)

Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai? (From: Sufi - bhilai)

Din mein diya jalane se kya, Raat mein diya bujhane se kya, e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti, Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya. (From: l vamshi)

Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi. (From: Anupam Tewari)

Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee. Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah! Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah! ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad! Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se. ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna (you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another version) Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya. Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya. Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain! Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila. Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko. Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare. Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay. Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali... Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah. Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she & pour a spoon of poisson ..... became Lara Lara... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

(From:Sunny - Dhaka)

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch ho tum. nahin hoti (From:ASHU - LUCKNOW))

(From:ashish upadhyay - indore))

it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana change your finger now its to late ! hai uda do sale ko. (From:asad - )

(From:Pushpak - Pune))

Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, but laughing at u... Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye (From:Sunny - Dhaka))

(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))

Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....

twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:Sunny - Dhaka))

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye. ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... (From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.

QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz

(From:kishan - raigarh))

(From:Mirza Imran Amjad) )

In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure....

dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

(From:Karan - bombai))

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! mental patient??? (From:Chomparu - Maldives)

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.

Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.

(From:Ram - nashik)

(From:Noor - ))

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))

(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab 2 Throw Ur Mobile!! utrega kaise (From:Raja - Chennai)

(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb always BRUSH UR TEETH...! Mt.Everest? Girl: A push. (From:Raja - Chennai))

(From:Raja - Chennai)

In candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE BILL

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

(From:prachi - )

(From:Raja - Chennai))

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!

(From:Jerry - Ahmedabad))

(From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad)

S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me

I read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar?

(From:kishan - raigarh)

(From:kishan - raigarh)

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA

(From:pakhi - gujarat))

(From:PALLAV - BARODA)

MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in BOL SAKTA..HAI.... my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!! (From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT)

(From:pal:love - Raipur))

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere water again !!! (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! (From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de**

(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain ** (From:ketan Earth may- surat) stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... (From: Nitin, Mumbai)

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir............................... SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ???? rickshaw Kar lenge.** (From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - ) ** (From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad) Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! ** again....... ha ha ha (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

(From:JUI - Bangladesh)

Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai 4m SWEETS vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.** (From:gauri - mumbai)

(From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.**

(From:Faizan Jahangir)

(From:anamika - pune)

Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta he chale aana

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

(From:Faizan Jahangir )

one day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to come to the court al most eery month the theif said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday

One day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont have even a rupee in your pocket.

(From:nadeem - Hyderabad)

(From:nadeem - Hyderabad)

Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!! Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes. (From:mahesh - kolhapur)

(From:za slaeemi)

2 live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!

palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!

(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)

(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)

ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai. hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!! (From:Deepak - Delhi)

(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)

Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand)

(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch)

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango ullu ke pathe reh gaye. to inkaar karte hain (From:ali - india)

(From:Atul - )

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??**

(From:afshan - khi)

(From:Jyoti - Mumbai)

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no details... beauty so the world needs YOU after all! (From:afshan,khi)

(From:afshan - khi)

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA.. **

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!

(From:vicky - surat)

(From:afshan,khi)

chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.

share sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya

(From:shafic - purna)

(From:shirish - jalgaon)

I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!! duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great (From:prity - Amsterddam)

(From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule)

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think hearing it. . . . that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE. (From:Afshan )

(From:Afshan)

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du. day, and each time I get a different answer. (From:Afshan )

(From:Afshan )

JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.

NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI

(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir)

(From:aarti - jtc)

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....

HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

(From:VASCO - INDIA)

tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.**

Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....

(From:sachin - jtc)

(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon))

what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green Santa went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. dala Bolo Tara rara.....

msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...**

jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!! When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni)

(From : Jeetu)

AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN

ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

(From: SIM )

(From:yuvraj - jalgaon)

(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata)

Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing; Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date! ( From : Drb )

(From:sona - mumbai) current ho na ho,

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek tere ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...** aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad (From:waqaar - kuwait)

(From:Shayar - Nashik)

LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko

wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!

(From:ehuzefa Jalgaon)

(From:Halima - Australia)

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...

Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.**

(From:ZOORASH )

(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya ..!!!!!!! bipasha basu nachegi? (From:mash - )

(From:Pranjali - Pune)

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete... whole body was born in punjab (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)

Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad)

(From:Yogesh J. - Poona)

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...

(From:munira - )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....

U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.

(From:Rishi - guwahati)

(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!

khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

(From: - Surat)

(From:neal - pune)

husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

(From:zafar - faizan)

(From: - Surat)

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt suffer!!! bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. (From:patel_sagar - rajkot)

(From:patel_sagar - rajkot)

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar to Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO nahana chahiye Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa (From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan))

(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai

A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...

(From:asif - baroda)

(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)

Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...!

jo ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon aaqri.

(From: 0 - Surat)

(From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad)

Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li....

Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P)

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.)

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...

Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...

(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.)

(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

(From:Rahul - Mumbai)

(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon)

ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.

HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI

(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD)

Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai yeh dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh nada Jawani nahi hai. ALLOUT chalu tha.. (From: - Surat)

(From:sufian - hyderabad)

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....

(From: - Surat)

(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon)

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge

(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar)

(From:Manish - guwahati)

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! (From:ashish negi - Delhi)

(From:sagar - rajkot)

Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan.. (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.

(From:ihsan mobile num - )

(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.... Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha ! (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....

Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .)

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak hai...hi!hi!hi!.... chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya.............. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaateko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin............. (From:trishita - andhra pradesh)

(From:kimi - canada)

Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE BHUT AAYA (From:sidra - )

(From: - Surat)

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

(From:Sundeep - Sindh)

(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune)

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! nahi!! (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE)

Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?

mein ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga

(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)

(From:ashish - mp)

When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur hand 2 lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, bridge and show u where to jump from.... THAKUR! (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:Rajan - Gurgaon)

Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se never makes the same mistake again n again.... sula diya.... (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ************************************* ************************************* * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ))

(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken. (From:Talha Siddiqui - )

tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/inaam... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI (From:anand - pune)

Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... ..... Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... mirror & SMILE. . . . (From:Imran Sultan - , )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,Lki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please donate Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why much more SMS,Its in ICU... boys go to college regularly.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai....

If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....

(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore)

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE. Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine KahaPaise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:ashish )

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front 12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film mein angoor... dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din to baat hi alag hoti hai..... tumko kutta katega.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley high B/P... javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...

Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....

larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !, mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From:bhushan - nagpur)

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae.. Pichle Janam Ke paap hain. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon

(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi)

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai

(From:shumaila - khi)

(From:Sonal - New Delhi)

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

(From:Smruuti - Cuttack)

(From:Jyoti - Chembur)

Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena, Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena, Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

(From: kishan - jaipur)

(From: Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi, Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.

(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.

(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Botal chhupa hisab do kafan mein, kabar mein jab mangega khuda to peg bana kepiya diyakarunga, karunga (From: Bhushu - Kalyan)

(From: Bhushu - kalyan)

Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai? (From: vikash sureka - cuttack)

(From: Sufi - bhilai)

Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye Din mein diya jalane se kya, (From: Rajat - New Delhi) Raat mein diya bujhane se kya, e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti, Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya. (From: l vamshi)

Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe... "Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".

Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi. (From: Anupam Tewari)

(From: Sayyed Azeem)

tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !

Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee. Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal? TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai. woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us wah! wah! wah! par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu mumtaz nahi milti bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad! After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!! Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se. Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye yaa leke jaaoge Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya mujhe chashma lag gaya Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad (you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah suno...Bhow..bhow jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another version) hai Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai. Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya. Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khushWoh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant ... What's The Big-Deal ?? wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega. Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai. Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra. Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena. Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha. Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam. Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai. Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki. Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai... Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum

Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya. Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain! Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila. Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko. Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare. Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay. Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah. Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali... Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah. Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi

Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum

Zindagi Bedard hai yeh kisi ki amanat nahin hoti, Zindadi amant hoti to har modh pe yun kayamat nahi hoti,

dil ko sambaal kar rak ae mere dost, Ishq ki kaid me kabhi Zamanat nahi hoti.... Aaja ki abhe mahobbat ka mousam nahi guzra, aaja ki abhe waadiyo per berf nahe jami hai, khushbo ke hawaao se sitaro ke hado tak, sab kuch hai is sher mein bas tere ishq ki kami hai Mahobbat Karnay Keh Bhi Khuch apne Adaab Hotay Hain, Jaagti Aankhoon Main Bhi khoobsorat Khawaab Hotay Hain, Har Koi muskurakar Dekhe Yeh zarrori Tu Nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, shabnami Aankhoon Main Bhi Sailaab Hotay Hain...............

Hamari tamanna thi mahobbat mein ashiyan banane ki, Bana chuke to lag gayi nazar zamane ki, usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain aankhoo mein aasoon, Aashiyan bana ke saza mili hai muskurane ki............. teri chahto ki duniya kitni dilkash lagti hai, teri bheegi saas ki mahak kitni aarjue bunti hai, khoya hai bahut kuch jabse tumko paya hai humne, phir bhi din rango aur her raat deewali si sajti hai teri nasili nigaho ki garmi pathar ko bhi pighla de, tere husn ki ek jhalak kitne he tajmahal banva de, bheegi saanse,sone sa rang,aadao main naster hain tere insaan to kya tu farishto ka bhi imaan dagmaga de. zindagi ki khusbu ho, her lamha tumse he sajayenge, raaz na ho koi, her ankahi baat tumse he batayenge, kab se intjaar main hain aankhain, dhadkan ghabrati hai aa jao sanam to aaj fir hum mausam sajaye aur baharo ko bulayenge

tum se subah, tum se he shaam hoti hai, tum se khushi, tum se he suru her baat hoti hai, na door jana, jee na payenge ek pal bhi tum bin, tum zindagi, tumhare liye he kab se rooh tarasti hai. Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.! Hame apni mohabbat m kho jaane do, har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hei, mujhe Mahobbat ke aaghosh mei kho jaane do tadap ki aag hei judaai ki baahon mei,,,,,,,,, mujhe aaj es mohabbat se mill jaane do..... meri saans chalti hei tere naam ki aahat pe,

mujh benaam ko es naam m kho jaane do,,, kasam tujhe chalne wali hawaon ki sanam hai, mujhe es Mahobbat ki aaj mei jal jaane do.. Inkaar ko Ikraar kehta hain, Khamoshi ko Izhaar kehte hain, Kya Dastoor hai iss Duniya ki dekho, Ek Dhokha hai jise sab Pyaar kehte hain… Kahin chand asman men kho gaya Kahin chandani bhi bhtak gaya Main charagh wo bhi bhuja hua Mera pyar najane kahan mujhse bichhad gaya... I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone... Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.

I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying! I MISS U DEAR....

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER YEAH I MISS U Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was... "noh ss!w !" It didn't made sense until u read it upside down i miss u itna u miss me jitna i miss u tabse

u miss me jabse i miss u tab tak u miss me jab tak u miss me na janay kab tak but i miss u murtey dam tak PEHLE BAHUT PEETE THE USNE KASAM DE KE CHHURA DI, JAB DOSTON KE SAATH BAITHE USKI KASAM DE KE PILA DI.

Anjaan the kyun jaan bane Khamosh zubaan se kuch kehne lage Soye armano ko jagake dil mein Muskura rahe ho khud anjaan bane Waqt ne sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai, Zakhm kuch aise bhi apno ne diye hai mujhko, Ab koi haath milata hai to bhi darr lagta hai... Bahut karib magar zindagi se door hun main, Ghamon se door hun phir bhi khushi se door hun main, Yeh baat aur hai ki tu door nahin mujhse, Teri nigah mein rahkar tujhi se door hun main

Hame nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai.. Tere shehar me kis se milain,,,,,,,,,,,, ham se tu chhuuteen mehfilain,,,,,,,,,, har shakhs tera naam leta hai,,,,,,,,,, har shakhs tere husn ka deewaana hai! meri band aankhoin ka saccha kwaab ho tum, meri tanhaio ke sawalo ka javab ho tum, ab to khudai bhi ruth jaye to gum na hoga meri duniya, kaynaat mera chaand ho tum ek ada unki dil churane ki, ek ada unki dil main bas jaane ki, ek chehra unka chand sa, aur ek zid hamari chand ko pane ki Woh Jo Hamare Liye Khas Hote Hain, Jinke Liye Dil Mein Ehsaas Hote Hain, Chahe Waqt Kitna Bhi Door Kar De Unhe, Door Reh Ke Bhi Woh Dil Ke Paas Hote Hain........... Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako, Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako, Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai, Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako.....

Mushkilo Se Aapki Mulakat Na Ho, Udaas baithe Raho Aisi Koi Baat Na Ho, Dua Hain Ke Mehfilo Se Saje Zindagi Aapki, Bas Mujhe Pukar Lena Agar Koi Sath Na Ho… chand ko dhaka ghataon ne] toh baarish ho gayi, chand nikla ghataon se to yeh khwahish ho gayi, ke chand sa woh chehra dekhoon un zulfon ki ghataaon mian ke baithoon teri aagosh main ke saun teri chaoon main. Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai, pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai.... Koi Jagah na thi dil mein mohabbat ke liye, aapki nazar giri toh jagah ho gayi,,,,, Bure zamaane mein achha bankar jeene ki,

hume maut ki sazaa ho gayi,,,,,,, Zindagi humaari hai har pal dhalti shaam, chehra aapka dekha toh subha ho gayi..... Muskurahat apne chupaate hain woh,,,, zamaane mein pehchaan ho jaane do,,,, Nafrath bhare is zamaane koh kya khadar,,,,,, khud koh humaara Ahbaab ban jaane do,,,, Nafrath agar Afshaan hain toh mohabbat Afroz,,,, ki iski chamak mein zamaane koh jal jaane do,,,,,, Parda rahe humpar yeh toh hum bhi chahate hain,, chaahat par seh humaari toh pardaa dhal jaane do

it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away

R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u

i'll drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!

I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of time and in every moments of the day. HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE... TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT AATI HA I heared some whisper ur name, but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U ! Tum nahi aaye lekin, Tumhari yaad chali aai hai. Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai. Dil mein tumhari tasveer, Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai. Tumhe kya battain Tum bin kitne akele hain. Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,

ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi Dil ko kya ho gaya khuda jaane yon hai aisa udaas kya jaane eh diya maine haal aur dil apna sko hum jaane ya khuda jaane Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!! Kitna pyaar karte hain tumse Kaash tumko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye Magar aisa na ho ke Woh hosh mein tab aaaye Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaaye Kya kahun tujhe Khwab kahun to toot jayega. Dil kahun to bikhar jayega, Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, Maut se pehle to tera saath Choot na payega!

~Sapno ki tarha aakar chali gayi Apno ko bhula kar chali gayi kis bhool ki saja di Usne pahele hasaya pir rula kar chali gayi Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..............!

Usne kaha dil mai hai kya Maine kaha hasrat Teri Usne kaha takta hai kya Maine kaha soorat Teri Usne kaha chahta hai kya Maine kaha khidmat Teri Usne kaha pachtaega Maine kaha kismat Meri

tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi. sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi

Bikhre ansu ke moti hon pinaa sake teri yaad mein saari raat hum so na sake beh na jaaye har yaad teri yeh sochkar hum ro na sake…

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, toh hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, toh hum behosh ho gaye...

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi…

Nafhraat bhari es duniya main tumhe pyaar na milega agar pyaar kiya hai tumne to srif dagah hi milega yakeen nehi meri baat par to ek baar kar lo pyaar jis main mujhey to mili hai srif haar….

Tum kya jano kya hoti hai Tanhai, tute hue Patte se pucho kya hoti hai Judai, yu Bewafai ka ilzam na de Dost, is wqt se pucho k kis wqt teri yad na ayi….

Waqh ne saath chorddiya farkh pada jab tune mu morliya Loge to bewafai bhi karte hai emaandari se par tune bewafai ki haad tak paar karli bewafai se….. Kia Sazaa Doon Us Ko Jis Ne Mohabbat Mein Humara Dil Tordh Diya Gunnah To Hum Ne Kiya Tha Jo Us Ki Baaton Ko Mohabbat Ka Rang Diya Nakam mi koshish kiya karte hai hum unse ulfat kiya karte hai kudrat ne hamari kismat main ek tuta tara bhi nahi rakha aur ek hum hai jo chand ki arzoo rakha karte hai kiseko pyar ki rusvai mar dalegi kiseko pyar ki sachai mar dalegi kiseko pyar ki gahrai mar dalegi fir bhi sayad koi bach gaya use tanhai mar dalegi asu one mujse pucha tum muje bar bar kyu bulate hai maine asu o se kaha main une yaad karta hu per tum kyu chale ate ho……… koi shekwa na krengey na azmaye ge tum jahan paon rakho gey yeh dil bechayege hum tumhari wafa ki chah me pyar hi pyar lotaye gey…… bohot kuch tojh se badh kar bhi mayasar hai magar na jane kyon kame tere koi pori nahi karta…

Aaj itni bhi muyassar nahi hain maykhanay mein, Jitna hum chor diya karte thay paymanay mein …. hum chahte the jise vo cahte hai kisi aur ko aur khuda na kare, vo chahte hai jise vo chahen kisi aur ko Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai, pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai…. ***************** Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.! gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye, ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye, humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko, vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye, Bahot accha likha hai… Its touching and the shayari which can be success to touch ones heart is great. Naa lana mere jaan ko mere janaje me, meri mohabbat ki toheen hogi… Mai char logo k kande par hounga or mere jaan paidal hogi…

Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki Jaago Grahak Jaago!

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao. Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar?? no visits... Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai. Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA" Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain. Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ??

no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya? Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,

Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR... Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi... Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai...

Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le. Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain. Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa

stupid style hai??

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,

aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,

Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y YOU. Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti! Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Humein mita sakte ho to mita do Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. HOLI MUBARAK Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de. Happy Holi Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari. HAPPY HOLI Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak! Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,

Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai, Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein, Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate... Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI. She is Basanti @ JL JL JL JL JL JL she will Not dance.Coz Basanti kutto ke samne nahi nachti.... Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!! Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

.Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... Khuda aapko har khushi de, Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.. Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!! Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, God apun se pucha, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, Kidhar jana mangta ? dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki... SWARG YA NARAK ? Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!! bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge. Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, ov o Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain, l e YU ov o Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi, l e Yu Ham khud kaise kahe ki L V e ou hum aapse pyaar karte hain. HARI OM!! Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai... Hum din me bhi soya karte hai. Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo.

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain

Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga. Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain. Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai, Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,

Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi, Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai... Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle... Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate???? Jaago Grahak Jaago! I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta. Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double, Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble, Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit, Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi. Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein. Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar. Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar, Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum, New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME Es Naye Saal mein Jo tu chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar. Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.

Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo! Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho? Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega? Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,

Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta, Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho, Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho, Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho. Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum, Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum, Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum. Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein. Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK* Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!! Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad. Wish u a Happy new year. Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas. Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK. Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana, EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse, Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar. Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada. Sabko EID MUBARAK Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.

Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko, Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko, Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain, Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai,

Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID for you.... Wish You...EID MUBARAK. Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,

kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,

Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,

Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,

Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID. EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please.... Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali! Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses. Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho * HAPPY DIWALI * Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho. Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi" Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega. Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye. Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI" Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali * Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai. Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin. Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI...

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte, Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Dil se main naraaz tha, Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun, aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha..... Zagmagate rahe... Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho... Happy Diwali Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya. Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. Medical Shayari

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai! Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai! Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne. Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge. Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati. Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'

What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe. Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?

A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum. Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar the chicken or the egg? bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.

O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! 4 roses, just for you! Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha. Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj mulaqat ho jaye. kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main tere deedar ko tarasti hain. kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. RANI - Before marriage. Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? LAXMI - After marriage. Santa: Suicide karne ke liye BAI - After children. Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye ;****; o( @..@ )o Girl: Will u marry me?

"(---)" Paichan kaun?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun?

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan.

Santa: Tu Gangubai

Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi haathon pe saja lena. ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho.. Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain.

Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.

Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: mangte hain. Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Maa: Bolo beta. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. mil gaya. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti. Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har Plz don't read this baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. Nahi to ho jayega Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar Kya? bhi dekh rakha hai. Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ?

TIME WASTE!!

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat basana... waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye mubarak ho.. na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A."

Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye.... Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye. Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi. Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.

Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..

Think... think... think... Marjava & Mitjava

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.

Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...? Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai. Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,

Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,

Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.

kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.

Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.

Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.

Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya...

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat

H-ot O-ne in million

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne. Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila. Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai? Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..

N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... Fuddu se yaad aaya Kaisa hai tu..!! School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya... INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge! Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love. ,.,., ( 'c' ) >' < KEM-CHHO? ,.,., ('c' ) >' < MAJA MA CHHO? ,.., c" .)

>' < TABIYAT PANI? OK ! Toh sms karo nee baba !!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo

kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,

tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain.. Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57

Sal

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12". Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye, tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.

Hue

Phir Bhi No PROGRESS!

why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi

INDIA Ki Bholi Janta

KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar

hamara SMS padh rahi hai... Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). U r Ultimate U r Lovely

U r Likable U r Unique

In short ...... U r ULLU !!!

Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi, mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par, jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi.. Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main. Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai. Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai.. Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye.. Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.. Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal. Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.

U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi.. Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.... Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho.. Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..

Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga.. Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..

Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua...

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa.. Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.. Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye... Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

ere muh se niklega?

Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri, Shamshan mein piya karunga, Jab mange ge hisab khuda.. To unhe bhi ek peg bana kar diya karunga. HAR KALI TUMSE KHUSBU UDHAR MANGE, AFTAB TUJSE NUR UDHAR MANGE, RAB KARE TU DOSTI AISE NIBHAYE, KI LOG MUJSE TERI DOSTI UDHAR MANGE Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, HUMNE SOCHA KI TUMHARE CHAHNE WALE SIRF HUM HAI, LEKIN TUMHARE CHAHNE WAALON KA KAFILA NIKLA. JAB HUMNE SHIKAYAT KI KHUDA SE,

TO KHUDA BHI TUMHARA CHAHNE VALA NIKLA Na vo ikarar karti hai na vo inkar karti hai Na vo ikarar karti hai na vo inkar karti hai, kambhkat mere hi sapno me aake mere hi dost se pyar karti hai. Paani mein Whiskey milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. unki yaad mein humne saari umar guzar di unki yaad mein humne saari umar guzar di per wohi nahi aaye jinko humne udhar di…… Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai, Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai, Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam, Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai…. shayad woh aisi hogi ya phir woh vaisi hogi jane woh kaisi hogi Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Apni palko par kisiko na bithao, kyuki palko par to sapne baste hai, bithana hai to dil me bithao, kyuki dil me sirf apne baste hai.

CHHOD NE KI BAD KADAM KADAM PAR BAHARO NE SAATH CHHOD DIYA. PADA JAB QOKT TO APNO NE SATH CHHOD DIYA, KASAM KHAI THI IN SITARON NE, SAATH DENE KI, SUBAHA HOTE HI SITARON NE SAATH CHHOD DIYA. JAB JAB YEH SURAJ DHALNEY LAGTA HAI, US KA NAAM MERE HOTHON PE KHILANA LAGATA HAI, KUCHH IS TARAHA SE YAAD ATI HAI, ZINDEGI KA HAR PALA MEHEK LAGTA HAIN. Jab mein chala jaunga, Duniya chorr jaunga, Shikwa naa karung tumse, chupchap chala jaunga, Wada toh naa kiya tha tumse phir bhi nibhaunga, Marr kar bhi sirf mein tujhe hee chahunga !!! Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao. Kaifiyat yun naa rahi teri ki tuh mere gham mein sharik ho… Hum jo thae woh rahe ghaafil mohabbat ki ruswaiyon mein !!! Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hothon se to lagati hai Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:) Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti

Lehar aati hai aur kinare se palat jaati hai yaad aati hai aur dil mein bas jaati hai dono mein bass itna hi farak hai ke lehar bewakht aati hai aur Jaroorat hi nahi alfaaz ki, Dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota Dur se khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.........

KOI KEHTA HAI DOSTI NASHA BAN JAATI HAI,KOI KEHTA HAI DOSTI SAJA BAN JAATI HAI.PAR DOSTI KARO AGAR SACHE DIL SE, TO DOSTI JEENE KI WAJAH BAN JAATI HAI. dosti ko bhulana fitrat nahi hamari, aap se dur rehna majburi hai hamari, jeene k liye sirf saans kafi nahi, ap jaise dost ka hona bi zarurat hai hamari Phool ki suruvat kali se hoti he, Zindegi ki suruvatg dosti se hoti he Dosti ki suruvat apno se hoti he, aur Apno ki shuruvat appse hoti he So keep smiling Har kaliappse khusbu udhar mange, Mohhabat apse pyar udhar mange, Rab kare aap aisi dosti nibhaye ki Log mujhse dosti udhar mange. Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nehi hota Har musafir zindegi ka sahara nehi hota Milte hain bahat log is tanha jindegi mein, Par koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota…….. Waqt guzarta raha par,saanse thami thi, Mushkura rahe the hum par aankhon me nami thi, Saath hamare sara janha tha par apki kami thi Tujhe mile bina tera hal bata du, hai hamari dosti me dam itna, ki tere aankho k ansu apnee akho se gira du.. pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se, pal var k liye tum mere sath raho, pal var me kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum mere paas raho

Phoolon ki har kali Khusbu de aap ko, Suraj ki har kiran Roshni de aap ko, Hum to kuch deney ke kabil he nahi Deney wala har khusi de aap ko. Dard Kafi Hai Bekhudi Ke Liye, Maut Zaruri Hai Zindagi Ke Liye, Kaun Marta Hai Kisi K Liye, Hum To Zinda Hai Sirf Dosti Ke Liye Phoolon ki mahek churaye to kaise Suraj ki kiran chipaye to kaise aap aaur hum me ho kitna bhi fasala hum aap jaise dost ko bhulaye bhi to kaise? Har kali tujhse khushbu udhar maange, aaftab tujhse nur udhar maange, rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ke log mujhse teri dosti udhar maange… Chand lamhon ki zindagi hai nafrat se jiya nahi karte, dushman ki kya shikayat kare, ab to dost bhi wafa nahi karte… dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye, dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye, dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki, waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.

Na Chahat hai Sitaro ki, Na tamanna hai najaro ki, Na aarju hai jannat ki, Na khwaish hai baharon ki, aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye tho kya zarurat hai hazaron ki My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes. Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice but always around U. Gud Morning. Smile-is a language of love, Smile-is a way to get success, Smile-is to win the hearts, Smile-improves your personality, Smile-improves our friendship. So keep smile on your lips always Three lights saving the earth from dark, One Sunlight, Two moonlight, Third YOU - My Sweet Friend TUBE LIGHT. Dosti ke phool har mausam me khilte hai, dosti ke badal har mausam me baraste hai, Hum SMS bheje ya na bheje ye sach hai ki har pal hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai. .**,,**. * frnds * *.Love.* “*,*” Pas dis ‘HEART’ 2 Al ur FRNDS&Also 2ME. if 3Com Back, today u’ll get a Big Surprse Friends are like a page in a book of Life every page with different subject but best friends are the index page of covering all the subjects… HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

A Lover Say “i ll be with u in all ur troubles”. but a GUD FRND says “U ll hve no trouble whn i am with U” I waited 8 months 2 c d WORLD. 2 years 2 WALK. 3 Years 2 TALK. 5 years 2 STUDY… But I really waited 23Yrs 2 have a GUD frd Like “U”. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. Ek tanha taat me aapki yaad aayi, Tanhai mitane ko hamne ek cigreate jalai,Na jane kaisi kayamat chhai ki cigreate ke dhuyen ne bhi aapaki tasveer banai. (From:Dilip Bari - Bhopal) Dipak mai agar noor na hota, tanha dil majbur na hota. Hum khud aapse roj milne aate, agar aapka aashiyan itni door na hota. (From:sohan kandari - utteranchal)

log kehte hai koshish karne se to khuda bhi milta hai, lekin hame to vo bhi na mile, ab isme hamari kahata kya hai jo hamne uinhe hi khuda mana tha. (From:Ruchin Tyagi - Dehradun) Mann se bhul jana aap ki phitrat hi sahi, Magar hamesha bhul pana aapki kismat main nahi. Koshish karke dekh lo, Khud ko bhul jaoge par hamein nahi. (From:Devendra - PUNE) Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,Hum hain ki unse pyar kya karte hain...Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara bhi nahi likha,Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya kartehain:) (From:*DANYAL KHAN - U.S.A.) Deewane hai tere naam ke, is baat se inkaar nahi, kaise kahen hame aapse pyaar nahi. Kuch to kasoor aapki adaaon ka hai, ham akele gunagaar nahi. (From:Mohammed Mahboob Hussain - Hyd, now in California)) Kasti chali kinara chut gaya, aasma se sitara toot gaya, tu bhi tau aaj tak nahi sudhara, jaha dekhi dewaar wahi moot diya (From:Maddy - Dehradun)

Kabi Suni thi ek kahani ek raja ki hoti thi ek rani, Ub to ek raja ki hoti hain kitni hi raniya hur roz banti hain jana kitni hi kahaniyan , phir bi na badli yeh baat purani ka ek raja ki hoti (From:sana - lahore) Samne ho manjil to raste na modna. jo man me ho wo khwab na todna. har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe, bas sitare chunne k liye kabhi zamin na chhodna. (From:sandeep - chandrapur) Us DIL se PYAR karo jo tumhe dard de, Par us DIL kabhi DARD na do jo tumhe pyar kare, Kyonki tum duniya ke liye koi 1 ho, Par kisi 1 k liye tum puri duniya ho jindagi ke liya jina jaruri hai jine ke kiye arman jaruri hai dil main chahe hazaar gum ho phir bhi aapke chere pe muskan jaruri hai (From:sumit vashishtha - delhi) ) Zindagi ko ek rangeen kalpana samjho, Subah ko sach ,raat ko sapna samjho, Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to, Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho. (From:ashu - meerut) Khoobsurat hai zindagi khwaab ki tarah Jaane kab tut jaye kaanch ki tarah Kisi mod pe mulakat ho gayi humari to Aankhein mat mod lena anjaano ki tarah. (From:farhan khan - india BHOpal)) jindagi ke liye jina jine ke liye arman jaruri hai, dil main chahe hazar gum ho phir bhi aapke chare par muskan jaruri hai. (From:sumit vashishtha - delhi) :::JINDAGI::: Humame Etani Khubi Nahi Ki Aapke Dil Main Ghar Kar Jayenge, Magar Etna Jarur Hai Ki Apko Yad Karne Pe Majboor Kar Jayenge.... (From:Shatrudhan - Jaipur) kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai (From:Sumit goyal - Siliguri) Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

(From:Sumit goyal - Siliguri) Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaye.... Bemisaal pyar kehte hain use,Jab kisi ki saansein kisi ki jaan ban jaaye.... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.-(India) Aaj teri yaad hum seene se laga ke roye,Tanhai mein tujhe paas bula ke hum roye.... Kai baar pukara is dil ne tumhe aur har baar tumhe na paakar hum roye.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.-(India)) Is zamane se bahut alag ho aap,Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho aap.... Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,Jab hume yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap... (From:narayansahu - )) jaanna chahte ho k kitna yaad karte he tumhe, to baarish ki bundegin lo, jitni hha aaye utna aap kaete ho ,jitni gir jaae utna hum karte he (From:pradeep - bhusawal) Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hai, kuch pal ke liye gum bhula lete hai, kaise bheeg sakti hai aapki palkey, aapke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai.. (From:Monty - MumbaI) geele kagaz ki tarah hain zindagi apni, koi jalata bhi nahin koi bahata bhi nahin, is qadar hain akale rahaon mein dil ki, koi bulata bhi nahi koi batlata bhi nahin (From:mohit - friend) pathar ko pani me mat pheko use koi aur v pita hai jindegi ji li hai to thoda aur hass ke jilo, kun ki tumhe dekhake koi aur v jita hai. (From:papu kanhu - Balsore) Hushn walon ki gali mein gujarna nehin, Jahar kha lena magar Dil lagana nehin, Hushn wale bahut nazuk hote hein, DIL lagake Dil tod dete hein. (From:Suraj - Orissa)) Mana ki bhool jana apki fitrat hai sahi, per hume bhool pana apki kismat mein nahi , yekin na aye to ajmake dekhlo ,khud ko bhool jaoge lekin humko nahi. (From:silupradhan - rourkela)) muskra do zara khuda kay waste sham-e-mehfil main roshni kamhaitum hamara nahin to kiya ghum hay hum tumhare to hainyeh kiya kam hay. (From:faheem - ahmeed) Tanhai ko humdam ki zarurat hai, Har zakhm ko marham ki zarurat hai Muddat se bechain hai ji apna Shayad ek naye gham ki zarurat hai (From:deepak - mumbai) Apne hissey ki jindagi toh hum ji chuke chunni babu...ab toh bus dhadkano ka lihaj karte hai....kya kahen ye duniya walo ko..jo..akhiri saans per bhi aitraaj karte hai. (From:Shubham - Shamli) Khoobsurat hai zindagi khwaab ki tarah Jaane kab tut jaye kaanch ki tarah Kisi mod pe mulakat ho gayi humari to Aankhein mat mod lena anjaano ki tarah. (From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye Aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye Hum izhaar karne mein thore dhile ho gaye Aur unke haath peele ho gaye. (From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) Dil ka rishta hai hamara Dil ke kone mein naam hai tumhara Har yaad mein hai chehra tumhara sms nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath rehne ka waada hai hamara. ************** (From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) Pyaar kise kehte hain Ab jaan paye hain hum Agar tumse n milte Toh is shabd se bhi Anjaan reh jate hum.

(From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE YUN HI SAHI USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA (From:vijay Aggarwal - Patiala) khirki se jhank kar dekha to bahar koi nahi tha, bahar jab aakar khirki mein dekha to bhi koi nahi tha (From:naveen - delhi) kabhi jindgi main kisi se pyar mat karna ho jaye to kabhi inkaar mat karna chal sako to hi chalna is raha par kabhi kisi ki jindgi barbaad mat karna....... (From:sunil - delhi) Tamana Karte ho jin khushion ki woh khushiaan aapke kadmon me ho Bhagwan aapko Woh haqeeqat me de Jo socha aapne sapnon me ho (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) Tanhai ko humdam ki zarurat hai, Har zakhm ko marham ki zarurat hai Muddat se bechain hai ji apna Shayad ek naye gham ki zarurat hai (From:deepak - mumbai)

khud hi raste tabahi k nikale humne, kar diya dil kisi patthar k hawale humne, ai logo hume mat sikhao kya hoti hai mohabbat ,khud k hi ghar jalakar dekhe hai ujale humne! (From:kedar patil - pusad (MS))

ab kehne ko kuch nahi hai kyun ke mera dil ab khush nahi hai zindagi jiye ja rahe hain zi ndagi main koi sukh nahi hai (From:zeeshan - lahore)

wo jo humse pare-pare baithe hai, hum Un par mare baithe hai, itna sunkar Vo apne husn par itna garur na kare, kyoki jo usne bhi pare baithe hai hum un par bhi mare baithe hai (From:raj

Mana ki bhool jana apki fitrat hai sahi, per hume bhool pana apki kismat mein nahi , yekin na aye to ajmake dekhlo ,khud ko bhool jaoge lekin humko nahi. (From:silupradhan - rourkela)

Hushn walon ki gali mein gujarna nehin, Jahar kha lena magar Dil lagana nehin, Hushn wale bahut nazuk hote hein, DIL lagake Dil tod dete hein. (From:Suraj - Orissa)

in aankhon mein aansoo aaye na hote, jo tum peeche mudkar muskuraye na hote. tumhare jaane ke baad ye khayaal aaya , kaash tum mere zindagi mein aaye na hote..........(From:krishna chandran - bangalore)

assi haseen aaj bharo ki rat hai eak chand assma pe eak mera pass hai dene wale tune koi kami na ki kisko kya mila ya to mukadder ki baat hai (From:vasudev - jabalpur)

Vo jo mehfil men aaye baithe hen, apne haaton men mera dil liye baithe hen, paas jaker jo poocha humne to bole, haton men mehndi lagaye baithe hen. (From:Hitendra - Gurgaon)

Raat gumanam hoti hai,Din kisi ke naam hota hai,Hum jite hai kuch is tarah, Har lamha aapake naam hota hai. (From:Pramod Ahirwar - Nagpur)

Pyase ko ek katora pani kaafi hai,Ishq me chaar pal ki zindagani kaafi hai.... Dubne ko samandar me jaaye kyon,Unki palkon se tapka woh ek aansu kaafi hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.) India))

Jab bhi Aapko Phool dena chaha, Kaanton ka Guldasta thama dala, Par Aapke PYAR ka kya kehna, Aapne Kaanton ko bhi Phool bana dala. (From:Anirban Mukherjee - Orissa) Na thi jisko pyaar ki kadar , itfaq se usi ko chah rahe the hum,usi diye ne jalaya haathoko,jisko hawa se bacha rahe the hum......... (From:Kalpesh H.Patel - Bhuj-Kutch) Are kitna hai jaalim jamana hare ek raaj ko chupana padta hai., dil me ho gum magar bhari mehafil me muskurana padta hai., (From:dadaga shailesh m. - from bidada)

Rulaane se pahale ek baar hasaya to hota, kasoor kya tha es dil ko bataya to hota! Mili saza uss khata ki jo ki na humane, Kassh HUmane tujhse Dil lagaya na HOta!! (From:tasnu - vijayawada)

zamne se nahi, tanhai se daarte hai, payar se nahi, rushwai se daarte hai, milne ki umang bhaut hoti hai dil me leakin, milne ke beed teri judai se darte hai. (From:mahesh, - kolkata)

lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, 7 PHERO k satth koi apko bhand jaeja, abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo , kya pata kal kaun cartoon apko saup diya jayega... (From:[email protected] - nanded)

Na thi jisko pyaar ki kadar , itfaq se usi ko chah rahe the hum,usi diye ne jalaya haathoko,jisko hawa se bacha rahe the hum.... (From:sarika - jalgaon)

Rulaane se pahale ek baar hasaya to hota, kasoor kya tha es dil ko bataya to hota! Mili saza uss khata ki jo ki na humane, Kassh HUmane tujhse Dil lagaya na HOta!! (From:SAGAR - JAIPUR)

royegi ye aankhe muskrane ke baad, aayagi ki raaten din dhal ne ke baad,kabhi rutha nahi mera yaay mujse, saayad ye zindgi nahi rahe tera ruthne ke baad. (From:mahesh - kolkata)

Ye apnepan ka rishta bhi bada ajeeb hota hai sab apna apna naseeb hota hai rehte hai jo nigahon se dur hamari wohi dil ke sab se kareeb hota hai (From:manmohan - delhi)

Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti (From:RAJ,09339462079 - KOLKATA)

socha tha is kadr unko bhul jayenge.dekhkar bhi undekha kar jayenja.par jabjab samneaya unka chehra.socha isbar dekhle agli bar bhul jayenja. (From:dr.yashwant dhawale - bhopal)

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam, tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge (From:Shahid Shaikh - jalgaon) ho zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi kya jis main yadein nahi who yadein he kya jis maintum nahi who tum he kya jis main hum nahi (From:sagar - rjn)

Aaj ham unhe bewafa bana ke aaye hai, unke khato ko pani me dubo ke aaye hai, koi nikal ke padh na le woh khat, iss liye ham pani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai. (From:Bhavik Ved - Jalgaon)

Aaye na tumha bhale yaad hamari, Hum hamesha karenge fariyad tumhari,Bewafa the tum, Na kahenge kissise kabhi, Kehenge ki shayad kami thi wafe meri hamari. (From:Ritam Das - Kolkata)

ishq mein ya anjam paya hai hath par tute mu se khoon aya hai aspatal gaye to nurso na ya farmaya hai bharo phool barsap mera mehboob aya hai (From:muzzammil - hyderabad)

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,Kisi ke dil ko lag jaye vo bat na kehna, Milte hai hum jaise log bahut kam,IsliyeKABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA. (From:deepak verma - )

Bachelors morning prayer: radheradhe kudi fasa de!! hare murari mie kuwari!! jai hanuman pat jayemeri jaan!! wahe guru ji da khalsa ek soni kudi di lalsa!!!! (From:poonam pal - delhi)

khushbu aati hai gulab se. gulab ke pedo se nahi.ishk hota hai dil se .jism se nahi. (From:rajat gautam - )

Aasma ke tare aksar poochte hai humse , kya tumhe aaj bhi intzar hai uske laut ane ka , or ye dil muskara ke kehta hai , mujhe to ab tak yakin nahi hota unke chale jane ka (From:Taswin Meher - hyderabad)

Aap ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi labz, Voh kum hei, Khusnasib hei hum ki aapne jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hei! (From:sanjay gajbhiye - bhopal)

Waqt to Nadiya k pani k tarha hai, kyo ki usi bahete hue pani ko tum dobara nahi chhu sakte, is liye jindgi ko har Waqt ok enjoy karo... Jotu (From:Jyotindra - Gandhidham)

kab toot jaye kasam hi to hai, Kab Badal jaye nazar hi to hai, Tum Mere saath ki adaat na dalna, kab choot jaye zindagi hi to hai (From:Yousuf - Hyderabad)

PYAR EK SAI HO TOH APNAPAN HAI ,PYAR 2 SAI HO TOH DEEWANAPAN HAI, PYAR 3 SAI HO TOH PAGALPAN HAI,OR PHIR BHI COUNTING NARUKE TOH KAMINAPAN HAI (From:ARVIND - GURGOAN)

raat kya dhali sitaare chale gaye, gairon se kya gila kare jab apne chale gaye, jeet sakte the ishq ki baazi to hum bhi, par unhe jitaane ke liye hum haarte chale gaye (From:divya - )

un haseeno jo khud ko haseen samjhati hai,un deewano se bacho jo khud ko dewaane kehte hai warna hum deewane or hassen dono ki list top maar jayenge. (From:jai - agra)

Itna dard hai ki ro bhi nahi paa rahe hain, Hosh gum hain, nahi jaante kahan jaa rahe hain, Humne to tumhare siwa duniya bhi nahi dekhi, Aaj bhari duniyan mein tanha nazar aa rahe hain. (From:Sameer - Hyderabad)

Hasne ke bad phir rulati hai duniya, Jaane ke bad phir bulati hai duniya,Kya zindagi me koi kasar baki thi jo marne ke bad phir jalati hai duniya. (From:shashi - mumbai)

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye DIWALI Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. (From:satish - kolkata)

Ajse ApkeYahn DhanKiBarsatHo,MaLaxmika VAS ho,Har DilpeApkaRaj ho,Unnatika SarpeTaj ho,Gharme shantika VAS HO.HPYDiwali (From:Sourabha Talegaonkar - Kolhapur)

Ye vaada hai tumse hamara, tutega na yeh rishta hamara, agar sanso ki dor toot gayi, to lenge janam dobara dene ko sirf saath tumhara... (From:Anindya Das - kolkata)

kiya tum wahi ho jise main yaad karta ho,zindagi se sirf yahi fariyaad karta ho,ki tum milo mujhe zindagi main kahi, ye dua khuda se main aaj karta ho. niyaz (From:niyaz - faridabad)

Saath rehte rehte yuhi waqt guzar jayega, dur hone k bad kon kise yad aiga, jeelo ye pal jab hum sath hai, kal ka kya pata waqt kahan le jayega Dastak di kisi ne Kaha khushiyan laya hon inbox chota na par jaye itni duain laya hon naam hai mera Sms Apko buhat adab ke sath Salam kehne aya hoon (From:Adeel Ashraf - Pakistan)

KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA (From:PALLAV - BARODA)

Janaza mera uth raha tha, Phir bhi takleef thi unko aane mein, Bewafa ghar mein baithe puch rahe the, aur kitni der hai lejane mein.. (From:snehit - jalgaon)

sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta.. nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta... (From:preeti - mumbai)

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam... Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum... Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum... Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain.. HUM (From:Manoj - Delhi)

Itne karib aye ke dur ho gaye, Itane hanse ki rone ko majbur ho gaye, Aur ansuon ko apana mukaddar bana liya, tanhaiyon ke shahar me ek ghar bana liya. (From: Ashutosh)

unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata(i love u ). (From:amit - rohini)

Pal-pal tarse us pal ke liye,Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal ke liye... Socha tha use zindagi ka ek hasin pal bana lenge,Par woh pal ruka bhi to kuch pal ke liye.... Woh pal aisa tha ki inkar na kar paaye,Duniya ke dar se ikrar na kar paaye... Na thi zindagi jiske bina mumkin,Usne chod diya aur hum sawal na kar paaye... Bikhri hui zulfoon ko apni pehchaan bana lo, rakhna hai mujhe qaid to zanjeer bana lo, kaagaz pe lakeeren to bahut kheech le tumne, ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo (From:Shahir Raz - Swindon UK)

aasoon ko bahut samjhaya...tanhaye me aaya karo....mehfill mein yun mazak na udaya karo, is par aasoon tadap kar boli...itne log mein aapko tanhaa pate hain , isi liye hum chale aate hain! (From:meet - mumbai)

Gamket ashu dikha nahin sakte, Apna hak jata nahin sakte, Kitne anmol hain app hamare liya yeh baat hum aapko batain nahin sakte.** khuda kare ek bhi haseena na rahe is jahaan mei, ek aaj mare ek kal mare mela lage shamshaan mei, ravivaar ka din ho kafan na mile bazaar mei, baris ka mausam ho aag bhi na lage samshaan me. Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte. Ho aapki life me khushiyo ka MELA, Kabhi bhi na aaye koi JHAMELA, Sada sukhi rahe aapka BASERA, Wishing you Happy 2006 and Refreshing Savera... Zuban se keh nahi sakte,Khuda se fariyaad karte hain... Jab tumhara dil zor se dhadke,To samajh lena hum tumhe yaad karte hain... Maana K Bhul Jana Aap Ki Fitrat Hi Sahi * * * * Magar Humein Bhul Jana Aap Ki Kismat MeiN Nahi * * * * Agar Yaqeen Naho To Aazma K Dekh Lena * * * * Apny Aap Ko Bhul Jaaoge Par Humein Nahi.. * Yu Dur Rahekar Duriya Badhaya Nahi Karte. Apno Ko Kabhi Sataya Nahi Karte, Har Waqt Jise Tumhara Khayal Ho, Usay Apnie Awaz Ke Liye Tadpaya Nahi Karte... EK PAL MAIN USNE HAMARI ZINDAGI SAWARDI, EK PAL MAIN USNE HAMARI ZINDAGI UJAD DI, KASOOR HAMARA SIRF ITNA THA KE, IN DO PLAON MAIN HUMNE SARI ZINDAGI GUZAARDI. Is subahki tanhaie se, Is dardki gehrayie se, Ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai... zara Samjho in Fizaoun ki jubanko, Aaj fir tumhe koi yaad kar RAHA HAI patthar ko itna na pujo ki woh devta ban jaye ,kise ko itna na chaho ki woh bewafa ban jaye.** JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE BANAYA HOGA, USKO BHI SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA.. SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME BHEJEIN, FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA.. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain,Kuch begane kuch apne hain.. Na jane kya kashish hai,Khyaalon me aap dur hokar bhi kitne apne hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda Hotho ki zuban mere aansu kehte hain,Chup rehte hain phir bhi behte hain...In aansu ki kismat dekho,Yeh unke liye behte hai jo aankho me rehte hain... Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho... Kyunki... Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen ho jati hai (From:sampat - vizag)

Hathon ki lakiron par kabhi vishwas mat karna.., Kyunki taqdeer unki bhi hoti hai..................... jinke haath nahi hote hai, (From:sampat - vizag)

Dil jeet le vo zigar hum bhi rakhta hain... Qatl kar de vo nazar hum bhi rakhte hain... Aapse vada hai hamara muskurane ka... varna aankhon me samander hum bhi rakhte hain... (From:sampat - vizag)

Gulab ko bhi Kamal bana dete, Unki ek nazar pe gazal bana dete, kambhakt marta nahi hai hum pe koi, Varna MUMBAI main bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete. (From:TUSHAR TAWRAI - KASODE)

Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! (From:wa - )

subah se tbiyat kharab lag rahithi, tantrik ko dikhaya to bola kisi PAPPI ko etawar ke din SMS kar do thik hojaoge , ab achha mehsus kar rahahu............. (From:suresh kumar - india)

pyar ko pyar ka toffa nahi dete, dil ko jajbat ka toffa nahi dete, dene ko to hum apko chand dete magar chand ko chand ka toffa nahi dete. (From:punit - bhuj)

phol hu gulab ka chambele ka mat samach na aasiq hu tera saheli ka mat samach na (From:shahbaz - asansol)

Tumko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke sath magar ham na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena, par teri yaad ke hakdar ham hi honge. (From:chandan_chaudhari18 - )

Bina dekhay us ki tasweer bana sakta hon...Bina milay us ka haal bata sakta hon ...Meri MOHABBAT main itne taqat hai kay apni aankh kay aansoo us ki aankh say gira sakta hoon (From:Arslan - Multan)

bhul se kabhi hame bhul na jana , pyar se kabhi hum se rooth na jana , kyun ki may hi hoon tumhari jane jana. (From:toslim - dhaka)

Aankhon se aansu kyo jalak aate hai, Tanhaiyon me gham kyun yaad aate hai, Aansu pochkar koi yeh bata de hume, Dur rehne wale aksar yaad kyun aate hai… (From:vinay prajapati - Ujjain)

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai (From:amol - mumbai)

Apni kismat per aitbaar kisko hai, mil jaye yeh pyar yeh aitbaar kisko hai, koi yaad hi dard ke paas le jati hai, varna dard se pyar kisko hai. (From:Manish Soni - New Delhi)

Tareef Na Kar Meri, Jab Tareef Karneko Mann Kare, tho karle Tareef Khudki, Meri Tareef Khudba Khud Hojayegi. (From:Shahir Raz - Swindon - UK)

Dastoor mohabbat ka hai yahi Hasti ko Mitana Padta hai,...jis gham ko farishtay sah na sakey woh gham bhi uthana padta hai (From:Prashant - New Delhi)

bhaut door hai humare ghar se, tumhare ghar ka kinara, par hum hawa ke har jhone se puch lete hai, kya haal hai tumhara. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Milda ohi jo mukadaran vich hunda, Banda bande to kujh nahi kho sakda. Ohdi rehmat di hove raza jekar, Te oh vi mil sakda jo naseeba vich nahi ho sakda. (From:Ajay Gupta - Mandi)

Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia,Globardentin..... Yeh saari bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain.... SMS Karte rehna....Baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

JAB AKELE HOTE HAIN, AAPKO YAAD KAR LETE HAIN, JAB AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN, TO THODA RO LETE HAIN, JAB THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN, JAB AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN, (From:VED PRAKASH SINGH - BULANDSHAHR)

Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi... Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath hogi....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia,Globardentin..... Yeh saari bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain.... SMS Karte rehna....Baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Aaj hai Sabhi Masroof, Farak Sirf Itna Hai, Koi Ghar Banane Mein, To Koi Ghar Jalane Mein. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

gar fanus ki jid hai bijliya girani ki, to apni bhi jid hai ashiya yahi banani ki. (From:kamal - delhi)

Din sara yaadon me guzar jata hai,Phir bhi raat ko aapka hi khayaal aata hai... Kuch yaadein is kadar ban jaati hain ki,Aaine me bhi chehra aapka nazar aata hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Beetey hue lamhe yaad na kar,Ae ishq hume barbaad na kar... Aankhon ke samandar sookh gaye hain,Ab inse barsane ki fariyaad na kar.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse, yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse, bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse, khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Ur SMS is breakfast for me,Ur SMS is lunch for me,Ur SMS is dinner for me... But today is not my fast then why r u not sending SMS to me...??? (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Barsaat aaye aur zamin gili na ho, Dhoop nikle aur sarson pili na ho, Aiye dost tune ye kaise soch liya, Ke teri yaad aaye, aur tere mobile me mera sms na ho. r-r (From:Radhey-Radhey - PILANI)

tere ek pal ka sath jannat hai meri, mere haaton me tera haath khwahish hai meri, tu rahe sanam is dil me dhadkan ban ke, tu jo ruthe to ho kyamat meri. (From:shanawaz - kolkata)

Chand ki chandni shayad madham pad jaye, Pholon ki khushbo shayad fheki pad jaye, Par hamari dosti mehakti rahe, Shayad zindagi ke lamhe kam pad Jaye (From:prabhat - meerut)

tere ek pal ka sath jannat hai meri, mere haaton me tera haath khwahish hai meri, tu rahe sanam is dil me dhadkan ban ke, tu jo ruthe to ho kyamat meri. (From:vishwas - gohana (haryana))

Har pyaar me aisa mod kyon aata hai,Ek saathidusre ko tanha chod jaata hai... Janmo tak saath nibhane wala pyaar,Begano ki khatir apno ka dil tod jata hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Each day with someone new,Id look & never find another u.... The world is full of people,I know its true yet no one could ever equal the friend I found in u... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Apni zindagi se kuch pal de-de mujhe,Aaj na sahi tu apna kal de-de mujhe... Khushi de ya na de marji teri,Apna dukh aur dard tu chal de-de mujhe.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Roothe jo zindagi to mana lenge hum,Mile jo gum to nibha lenge hum... Bus tum rehna saath hamare,Pighalte aansuon me bhi muskura lenge hum.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,Na rang na roshni hai tere bagair.... Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai,Bas dhadkan thami hai tere bagair.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

My frequency of messaging u may be less,But the time period I remember U is more.... Thats why science says frequency is inversely proportional to time period.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Jarurat nahi alfaaz ki,Pyar to chiz hai bas ehsaas ki... Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,Dur se khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Diwane hai hum tujhe bhi bana denge,Dil me tere pyar ki shama jala denge.... Raho chahe jitne bhi patthar dil banke aap,Par yaadon se apni tumko bhi rula denge.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

PYAR,pyar sab kehtein hain, lekin karta KOI nahi, is pyar,ishq aur muhabbat mein miltein hain SIRF zakhm-lekin BHARTA koi NAHI (From:muhammed burhan - Bangalore)

Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,Dil na chah kar bhi khamosh reh jata hai... Koi sab kuch kehkar dosti jatata hai,To koi kuch na keh kar bhi dosti nibhata hai.... (From:ABIR - bangladesh)

A husn tujhe dekh kar chand bhi sarminda hai ,bhool se kabhi kabristan se mat gujar jana ,varna murde bhi kahenge hum jinda hai (From:pankaj jangid - mumbai)

Aahista Aahista Wo mere dil main utterne lage.. Meri khudi ko muhe se juda kerne lage.. Na jane kab wo hummare honge …. Na jane kab hum …..hum !!!!!!!! Na jane kab hum …..hum !!!!!!!! unke dil ke kinnare honge. (From:Ravi Jaiswal - Lucknow, UP)

teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, 1 pal ki judai mudat si lagti hai, pehle nahi tha socha par abb sochne lage hai hum, zindagi k har lamhe me teri Zarurat si lagti hai. (From:avinash - delhi)

Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karoon, Tu hi bata teri yaad jo aaye to kya karoon, Hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar dekh loon tujhe, Kismat agar woh lamha na laaye to kya karoon (From:Dhaval Ninawe - New Panvel)

Soe kahan pe? Aankh ne takiye bhigoye hai... Aaj hum bhi kisi ke liye khoob roye hai... Dil ke darvaaze ko har waqt khula rakhte hai... Jaane kis waqt tera bulaava aa jaye... Kabhi khood pe, Kabhi halaat pe rona aaya... Baat nikli, To har ek baat pe rona aaya... (From:Dhaval Ninawe - New Panvel)

Aansuo mein raatbhar rona pada , Tere milan se to haath dhona pada , Tera milna tha khwaab mera ; Khwaab laane ke liye sona pada... (From:Dhaval Ninawe - New Panvel)

Aaine par bhi parda kar ke dekha humne, Khud ko itna bhi tanha karke dekha humne. Pata chal gaya us roz kitne sacche hain hum, Us roz khud se vada kar ke dekha humne. (From:Shashwat-vatsa - (Allahabad))

aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate, dil se aapko kaise bhula paate,kaash ki aap sanso ke alwava aaine mei bhi base hote, khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate!!!! (From:zubi - )

phool hun gulab ka chameli ka mat samazna aashiq hun aapka aapni saheli ka mat samazna (From:amit - amravati)

aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate, dil se aapko kaise bhula paate,kaash ki aap sanso ke alwava aaine mei bhi base hote, khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate!!!! (From:saloni - delhi)

Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai, mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai, jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chere se, har shaks mujhe azmaana chahta hai (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Aap rutha na karo humse, mere dil ki dhadkan bhad jaati hain, dil to aapke naam kar hi chuke hai, jaan baaki hain woh bhi nikal jati hai. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah, aankhon be bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah, kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se, unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Unko aazmakar dekh liya, ek dhoka khakar dekh liya, kya hua hum hue barbad, unhone to apna dil behlakar dekh liya. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Rone do aaj humko do aankhe sujane de,Bahon me le le aur khud ko bheeg jane de... Hai jo seene me qaid dariya woh chhut jayega,Hai itna dard ki tera daman bheeg jayega.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Is behte dard ko mat roko,Yeh to saza hai kisi ke intezar ki... Loh inhe aansu kahe ya diwangi,Par yeh to nishani hai kisi ke pyar ki.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,Har dil mohabbat ke kabil nahi hota... Rota woh bhi hai jo duba hai ishq-e-dariya me,Aur rota woh bhi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Zakham humne mohabbat me unki khaye hain,Chiraag raah me unke jalaye hain... Thirak rahe hain woh geet aaj sab ke hothon pe,Jo mohabbat me unki humne gaaye hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Nigahein dar par lagi hain aur hum udas baithe hain,Tere aane ki lekar aas baithe hain.... Yu hi nahi tez hui dhadkan,Aisa lagta hai aap hamare paas baithe hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kuch phool hum par gire ,Kuch phool un par gire.... Bas fark sirf itna tha ki woh apni duniya basa rahe the,Aur hum is duniya se ja rahe the.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Qatal hua mere dil ka,Aankhon mein sara jahan aa gaya.... Gum is baat ka nahi k qatal hua mere dil ka,Gum is baat ka ki qatilon me unka naam aa gaya.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mohabbat me imtihaan aasan nahi,Pyaar sirf paane ka hi naam nahi... Mudaatein beet jaati hain kisi ke intezaar me,Yeh sirf pal do pal ka kaam nahi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage.... Aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se,Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aaj phir aaina puchta hai,Ki teri aankhon me nami kyon hai... Jiski chahat me khud ko bhula diya,Uski chahat me kami kyon hai, (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Zindagi zakhmoo se bhari hai Waqt ko Marham banana Seekhlo Harna to Mout ke Samne hai Fill hall Zandagi se jeetna seekhlo (From:Shaikh hafeez - (KS)Gulbarga)

sapne unke such hote hain jinke sapno main jaan hoti hai @ pankh se kuch nahi hota hoslon se uddan hoti hai (From:iqbal latif - chakradharpur)

KAB UNKI PALKO SE IZHAAR HOGA, DIL KE KISI KONE MEIN HAMARE LIYE PYAAR HOGA. GUZAR RAHI HAI RAATEIN UNKI YAAD MEIN, KABHI TO UNKO HUMSE MILNE KA INTEZAAR HOGA. (From:ASHRAF SIDDIQUI - LUCKNOW)

DHAG SUB ANSON SE DHOYE HAIN JAB BHI TANHA HUYE HAIN ROYE HAIN DIL MAIN KUONKAR NA UGE YAAD TERI DIL MAIN TERE HI KHAWAB BOYE HAIN (From:Emon - Dhaka)

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! (From:Emon - Dhaka)

MAIN AKELA KAHA TERE WAJOOD KA SAYA SAATH HAI JAWAN RAAT MAI CHAAND CHANDNI KE SAATH HAI DURIYA KAHA DOOR KAR PAATI HAI HUME SAPNO MAI HI SAHI TERE HAATOHN MAI HAATH HAI (From:rupam - jamshedpur)

girabat ki zindagi ham jiya nahi karte,peecha ham kisika kiya nahi karte ,gar dil me hai mohabbat to keh dena varna dil ham kisi ko diya nahi karte. (From:rajiv hirani - pune)

muskhkilon sa app ki molaqat na ho.udas baitho esi koi baat na ho..dua hai k mehfulon se saje zindagi app ki..bas mujhe pukar lena agr koi sath na ho, (From:musa - )

lakho mein ek ho tum zawaab nahi tumhara,tum humein chahte ho naseeb hai hamara,log kehte hai ki chand ka ek tukda ho tum ,par chand ek tukda hai tumhara. (From:nishant - palwal)

Dekha nahin hain koi tujhsa..., Dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayenge...; Jab tak deedar na ho tera..., Hum marr ke bhi chain se na marr paayenge (From:ana - mumbai)

Nibhanei seekhi hai dosti saans lene se pehle, na ho yakin to imtihan le lo, hum saath honge tere har mushkil kadam par, yeh jaan niklegi tere aansu nikalne se pehle.

(From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao(U.P)

meri taqdeer teri mohtaj to na thi meri tasveer ki abha betaaj to na thi woh meri hi nazar thi jisne tumhe pari banaya warna tum mumtaj to na thi... (From:DEVENDRA - C.G)

Shaam suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai,Shama parwane ko jalna sikhati hai.... Girne wale ko hoti to hai taqleef,Par thokar insaan ko chalna sikhati hai...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Nazar ko nazar ke ishaaron ne mara,Chaman ko chaman ki bahaaron ne mara..... Yeh dil tha akela aur gum they hazaron,Akele ko mile ke hazaron ne mara.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Humein aasuo se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata, milti hai khushi to use khona nahi aata, seh lete hain har gum haske, log kehte hain humein rona nahi aata. (From:Nikhil - Pune)

Nikalte hain aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti... Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yaad aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.) India)

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,Kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jayenge... Hum aapki parchai hai yaad rakhna,Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

jab bhi kisi ko karib paya hai kasam khuda ki wahi dhoka khaya hai kyo dosh deto ho kato ko ye zakham to hamne phulo se paya hai (From:nitin - pune)

Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai,Tadpane ke liye sirf yaadein reh jaati hain.. Kya fark padta hai DIL ho ya SIGRATE jalne ke baad raakh hi reh jaati hai.... (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon (India))

hum agr apse mil nahi patay......... asa nahi k ap hman yad nahi atay......... mana dunya k sub rishtay nibhay nahi jatay.......... mugr jo bus jatay hen dil men bhulay nahi jatay (From:robina - )

Tum jo jaa chuke ho zindagi se, har taraf se hum barbaad ho gaye; Muskuraate hain khud ki maut par, aansoo chhipaane mein ustaad ho gaye (From:Aditya - Nagpur)

Jab bhi kisi ko karib paya hai kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hai kyo dosh dete ho kanto ko ye zakham to humne phoole se paya hai. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Ruth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage itne dur hue ke bahut yad ane lage kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal me jab tumhe pane me mujhe jamane lage. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Ab kai tu chahatoon ka yeh mausam bura na tha, Par ussay pahlay wo bhi tu uljha hua na tha. Kaisa azaab tha kay bicharnay ki rasam main, Jo murr kay dekhta tha wo pathar hua na tha. (From:Qudsia Begum)

Anjane me dil gawa baithe,Is pyar me kaise dhoka kha baithe.... Un se kya gila kare bhul hamari thi,Jo bina dil walo se dil laga baithe.. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,Is jahan me koi hamara nahi hai.... Chhua unka daaman to woh haskar bole,Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Woh chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi,Parwane ka shamaa ke bin guzara to nahi... Mere dil ne suni hai mitthi si awaaz kahi,Aap ne hume pukara to nahi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Anjane me dil gawa baithe,Is pyar me kaise dhoka kha baithe.... Unse kya gila kare bhul hamari thi,Jo bina dil walo se dost bana baithe.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Na jane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi ata. na jane kyu hale dil batana nahi ata . kyu sathi bichad jate hai hamesha hamse .shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi ata.... (From:wali - )

hamne jo apne gam aapko de diye hote, aapne to apne hosh kho diye hote, yeh to hum hain jo is haal main muskurate hain, aap hote to kab ke ro diye hote (From:sanjay - india-delhi)

Na jane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi ata. na jane kyu hale dil batana nahi ata . kyu sathi bichad jate hai hamesha hamse .shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi ata....

(From:Surjadeep Roy - Asansole)

Nai nai si lagti hain ye zindagi tere aane ke baad. Gham judai ka khatm kar dega hume tere jaane ke baad. Har kami ganwara hain sanam, gar saath ho tumhara. Jaane anjaane ban gaye ho tum jine ka sahara. Teri yaadon mein doobe huan hain ab subho shaam mere. Neend to jaati rahi, ab mere khwab bhi ho gaye hain tere. Zulfo ko raat, chehre ko chaand jab se keh gaye ho tum, Bheed mein sab se juda aur haseen mujhe bana gaye ho tum. Yaadon se teri behalta nahi ab dil ye mera. Such ho jaaye sapna mera gar ban jaaon saaya main (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

kitna pagal hai ye dil hawa mein tumhara paegaam dhoondta hai is jagah mein tumhara nishaan dhoondta hai aasman mein tumhara ye naam dhoondta hai sitare magar batate nahin nazare yahan ke manate nahin zhonke kabhi kuch jatate nahin ye ishare bhi dil ko samjhate nahin virane mein tumahara ye saath dhoondta hai kitna pagal hai ye dil virane hai hamare tum hamare nahin (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Dhoka na dena ke tujpe aietbar bahut hai, ye dil tere chahat ka talabgar bahut hai, teri surat na dekhe to dikhai kuch nahi deta, hum kya kare ke tum se pyar bahut hai. Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai, Yaad teri bahot sataati hai, Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n, Teri soorat ubhar ke aati hai

(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

DOOR DOOR TAK DEKHTA HOON MANZIL NAHIN DIKHTI, ABHI NAHIN TO KABHI DEKHNE KI KHWAHISH RAKHTA HOON.. KHOI KHOI RAHON MEIN BHATAKTA RAHTA HOON, KISSI ANJANE KI YADON MEIN KHOYA RAHTA HOON, DEKHNE KI KHWAHISH HAI USKO, KASH MIL JAYE MERI WO MANZIL JISKI MEIN TAMANNA KARTA HOON. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau, suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kahase Lau, Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,, Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau... Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se. (From:manish - guwahati)

Raste par mat baitho hawa tang karegi, Gujare hue lamhon ki saja tang karegi, Kisi ko mat lao dil ke itne kareeb, uske jane par uski har ek ada tang karegi. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) Gulshan ki fakat fulo se nahi kato se bhi jinat hoti hai. jine ke liye duniya me khushiyon ki he nahi gam ki bhi jarurat hoti hai (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi, Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam, Agar tum door rehkar bhi hame yaad rakho. isase badkar hame koi enaam nahi.. (From:suhaas - mumbai)

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe.... Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,Hum aankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.... Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi... (From:anamika - pune)

Ik ada uski dil lubhane ki, Ik ada uski nayi umeed jagane ki, Ik chehra uska chand ke jaisa aur Ik ziid humari us chand ko pane ki ...! (From:Varun Kaushal - Baijnath Kangra Himachal )

tadpa sakogi jab tak chalegi sanse HAMARI,jab na honge mehfil me to shayad mehsus karogi kami HAMARI, kya dhundhogi ret me samandar ko jab na rahegi pav ki nishani (From:kamal - baroda)

Aankho Pe Ghamoun Ke Pehre Hain,Zakham Jigar Ke Gehre Hain Faryad Karain To Kis Se Karain , Dunya Wale To Behre Hain (From:iqra - hyderabad)

Raat hui jab shaam ke baad, Teri aawaz aayi har baat ke baad, Humne khamoosh rehkar bhi deekha,Teri aawaz aayi har baat ke baad. (From:nadeem - india)

pholoon ke har kiran mahak de aap ko suraj ke har kiran roshni de aap ko hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi dene wala har kushi de aap ko. (From:shahrukh lehri - quetta)

Intezar ka jo metha dard diya he tumne, Mujh par bada ehsan kiya he tumne, Yeh hichkiyan bhi to nahi aati kambakht, Jo sochun k yaad kiya he tumne.. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai, Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Sukhe patton se pyar kar lenge, hum to tum par etbaar kar lenge,tum ye to kaho, tum hamare ho sanam, hum zindagi bhar intzaar kar lenge. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Yadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai kaano me gunjti sehnai si lagti hai aap karib hain to aapnapan hai, warna seene me saans bhi parai si lagti hai. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se. (From:manish - guwahati)

Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,Har naam ko sar-e-aam pukaara nahi jaata.Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki baatein,Yunhi to is khel mein harra nahi jaata.... (From:manish - guwahati)

Aankhen oonchi hui to dua ban gayi,Aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi.Jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,aur uth kar jhuki to ADA ban gayi... (From:manish - guwahati)

zindgi sb ko mile,zaruri to nahi.dosti sabko mile,zaruri to nahi...kuchh log hame bahut yaad aate hain par hum bhi unhe yaad aayen,zaroori to nahi... (From:tanvi - batra)

Dil gumsum, Zubaan Khamosh, Aankhein aaj num kyon hai. Jo kabhi apna hua hi nahin use aaj khone ka gum kyon hai... (From:Vinita Biswas - Kolkata)

dard to bahut hoga jab huma aap se juda honge .....roenge hum magar aansoo na aaenge ...............jab saath koi na de aapka awaaj hame dena .......aasma per bhi honge to laut aayenge (From:kaustubh - raebareli )

Sabko dost banane ki adat hai hamme, apani alag pehchan banane ki adat hai hamme, kitna bhi gehra jakaham de koi, utna hi jayada muskarane ki adat hai humme. (From:M P Vegad - Rajkot)

hasane ke bad kyon rulati hai duniya, jaane ke bad kyon bhulati hai duniya, baki rehti hai kya kasar zindgi me, ki marne ke bad bhi jalati hai duniya...... (From:ankur patel - ahmedabad)

Aap ke khayalo se fursat nahi milti,hame ek pal ki rahat nahi milti,mil to jati hai saans kuch,bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti. (From:parvesh - chandigarh)

Dil cheer k dekh lo mera, Tasveer usi ki hogi, Kabhi hille agar is Dil k darwaje, Toh aahat usi ki hogi. (From:Atul - )

sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, nalene se meri jaan jati hai, kasise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon jabki sans se pehle teri yaad hai. (From:shashi shekhar - noida)

OR KOI GAM NAHI EK TERI JUDAI KE SIVA, MERE HISSE ME KYA AAYA TANHAI KE SIVA! YU TO MILAN KI RAATE MILI BESUMAAR, PYAR ME SAB KUCHH MILA SEHNAI KE SIVA!! (From:Priyaan Yash - Chandigarh)

Aap ke khayalo se fursat nahi milti,hame ek pal ki rahat nahi milti,mil to jati hai san kuch,bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti. (From:shilpi - h.bagh)

Hame ashkon se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata, milti hai khushi to use khona nahi aata, seh lete hain har gham muskurakar, aur log kehte hian hame rona nahi aata. (From:imtiaz - Aurangabad)

nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari, khyal rakhna apna kyonki saanse aakpki jaan hai hamari.... (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,Kisi ne hume diwana kaha.... In aankhon me aansu tab aaye,Jab apno ne hume begana kaha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kis dil se unki wafa mangu,Kis pal se unse milne ki taareekh mangu... Mujhe to dar hai unhe kho dene ka,Kis Khuda se unko paane ka naseeb mangu.. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Log samajhte hain humne unhe bhula rakha hai,Woh kya jaane dil me chupa rakha hai... Dekhe na koi unhe meri aankhon me.Isliye palkon ko gira rakha hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kaash samajhte woh is dil ki tadap ko,To yu na hume rusva kiya hota.... Aapki yeh berukhi bhi manzoor thi hume,Bas ek baar hume samajh liya hota.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Tere hote hue bhi tenhai mili hai,Wafa kar ke bhi bewafai mili hai.... Jitni dua ki tumhe paane ki.Us se jyada judai mili hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Unko pyar karne ka hisab na aayega,Meri kisi bhi baat ka jawab na aayega... Hum to jagte rahenge unke hi khayaalon me,Aur unko so kar bhi hamara khawab na aayega... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Dard mein koi Mausam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho Pyasa to Panise gujara nahi hota, Dekhe zara koi Bebasi humari, Hum uske ho jate hain jo humara nahi hota (From:Lipta Arora - Delhi)

yuhi kabhi sapno ko dilse lagaya karo,kisi ke khwabon mein aaya jaya karo; jab bhi ji ho ki koi tumhe bhi manaye, bas hume yaad karke rooth jaaya karo... (From:siddarth - bangalore)

Apki ek muskurht ne hamary hosh uda diye.. Apki ek muskurht ne hamary hosh uda diye.. Hum hosh me ane hi wale they.. Ki app fir se muskra diye. (From:ashish jha - delhi)

Har subha ko ek kiran ki talash hoti hai. Har sham ko ek chand ki aas hoti hai. Chand aur suraj ki shakl roti saman hoti hai, Jiski har gareeb ko pyaas hoti hai.. (From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)

Naam na lo us mohabbat ka mohabbat hum bhi kar chuke hai, duniya zinda samajhti hai par yaaro hum to kabke marchuke hai.. (From:ehuzefa)

Khudko Zameen Tujhe Aasman kehte hain, teri Khushi ko apna Armaan kehte hain, Kehne waale tumhe mera dost kehte hain, par hum to tumhe apni JAAN kehte hain. (From:Shirish - Mumbai)

pyar mien humne kya paya, kabhi khud roye to kabhi aap ko rulaya, zulm pe zulm karti gayi duniya, aur ek main tha jo uff bhi na kar paya (From:gurjeet singh - panipat(haryana))

Hoton pe hansi, aankho mein Khushi, gam ka kahin naam na ho, aap ke liye, har pal le aaye itni Khushi, Jiski kabhi shaam na ho. (From:Sushil - Mumbai)

Aaj kuch yaad kar raha hai dil,Kisi ki fariyaad kar raha dil...Chupke se keh diya dhadkano ne k,Tujhe hi yaad kar raha hai dil... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Zindagi ki raahon pe jab aage jaoge,Picche ek saaya tum har dam paoge... Mud ke dekhoge to tanhai hogi,Agar mehsus karoge to hume paoge... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Naaraz hona aapse galti kehlayegi,Agar aap humse naraz ho to yeh saanse tham jayengi... Hanste rehna hamesha yu hi,Aapki hansi se kisi ki zindagi me bahaar aayegi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kabhi zarurat pade to sabse pehle hume awaaz dena,Agar koi shaq ho to aazma lena.... Zindagi tumhare liye chod denge,Maut hamare liye chod dena.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Waqt ke saath halaat badal jaate hain,Apno tak ke khayalaat badal jaate hain... Jab bura waqt aata hai pyare,Khud apne hi jazbaat badal jaate hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Duniya ki daulat dabaye rakhna,Husan ki bagiya chupaye rakhna..... Kahi kisi ki nazar na lag gaye,Thoda sa kajal lagaye rakhna.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabak hota hai,Yeh jawani ka zamana bhi ajab hota hai.. Kaun si baat ne kis sakhs ka dil tod diya,Bolne wale ko aehsaas bhi kab hota hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Dil jale ka dil kaun todta hai,Kisi murde ko zinda kaun karta hai... Hai dil me agar pyar kisi ka,To woh dil le kaun sakta hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Inkar woh karte hain ikrar ke liye,Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye... Ulti chaal chalte hain ishq karne wale,Aankhein band karte hain didar ke liye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kabhi to sab jaane pehchane lagte hain,Kabhi to apne bhi begane lagte hain... Woh hume chod gaye to ehsaas hua,Kabhi kabhi kisi ko samjhne me zamane lagte hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Ilzam lagane walon ne ilzam lagaye lakh magar teri saugat samjhkar hum dil se lagaye baithe hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Bichde hue saathi ro-ro kar na saza de,Dua karna Khuda se phir se mila de... Bojh judai ka uthaya nahi jaata,Dushwar hoga jeena markar kaise bhula de.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mit gaye hain sab zakham,Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya.... Saza puri ho gayi,Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya.... (From: ehuzefa (jalgaon))

Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein,Najdik ho to nazar uthayi nahi jaati... Yeh ishq ki ag hi aisi hai,Lag jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati...... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte, lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte (From:Shaikh Mazher - Mumbai)

Teri Tasweer meri Ankhon main Basee kyun hai Jidhar dekho bus udhar tu hi kyun hai Teri yadoon say wabasta meri takdeer hai lekin Tujhe naa paa ker meri takdeer roothi kyun hai Mujh ko hai khaber asaan nahin tujhe haasil karna phir bhi yeh intizaar yeh bekarari kyun hai Barson guzar gaye meray tanhayee main lekin Meri baanhon ko aaj bhi tera intizaar kyun hai Teri chahat ki kasam khoon kay aansoon royaa hon Ab nahin hai kuch bakee phir yeh jaan bakee kyun hai.. (From:Ahsan - )

Tum dil ko bekrar kyo nahi karte, Meri mohabbat par atbar kyo nahi karte, Jee nahi sakta hoke juda tumse, Lekin tum to mohabbat ka izhaar nahi karte... (From:Ahsan )

vaadon par wo aitbar nahi karte, hum zikre mohabbat sare bazar nai karte,darta hai dil unki rusvaai se aur woh sochte hai ki hum unhe pyar nahi karte (From:priya - delhi)

Ae Dil-e-Nadan tujhe hua kya hai,Aakhir is dard ki dawa kya hai.... Hum ko unse hai wafa ki ummed,Jo nahi jaante ki wafa kya hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jivan bhar saath nibhaye.... Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palo mein bhi jivan bhar ka saath de jaaye.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Arz Hai!!!Tum mujhe bhul na paoge,Is kadar hum tumhe yaad aayenge... Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna,Teri aankhon me hum nazar aayenge.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas,Meri tasvir lagana apni tasvir ke paas... Taki dekhe to log kahe,Dekho Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya.... Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kis Khuda se teri wafa ki taarif maange,Kis pal se tumhe milne ki taarikh maange.... Mujhe dar hai tumhe khnoe ka,Kis Khuda se tumhe paane ka naseeb maange.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Na kabhi yeh chupaya ki pyar kitna hai,Na kabhi yeh jataya ki dard kitna hai... Bas ek hame aur us Khuda ko malum hai ki aapse mulaqat ka intezar kitna hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko.. Zamana kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko.. (From:vasco - india)

Dhoond lo koi tumhe mil hi jayega, magar hamari tarah pyar tumhe kaun kar payega, mumkin hai chahat ki nazar se koi dekh le tumhe, aankhen hamari kahan se payega... (From:Takia Kalam - Mumbai)

mohabbat mujhe thi ussi se sanam, yado me uski tadapta raha, maut bhi na rok sahi meri chahat ko, kabr me bhi ye dil dhadhakta raha (From:surendra bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)

Dil Ne tere pyaar per majboor mujhe kar diya Is jahan ki har khooshi se dhoor mujhe kar diya Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne paas tere aane ka Us qadar dunya ne tujh ko dhoor mujh se (From:Ahsan)

Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte. (From:MA - )

TADAP K DEKHO KISI KI CHAHAT ME,TO PATAA CHALE K INTEZAR KYA HOTA HAI, YUN HE MIL JAYE KOI BINA CHAHE ,TO KAISE PATAA CHALE K PYAAR KYA HOTA HAI. (From:RAVI SHANKER PANPEY - NEW DELHI)

Aapke shaher me kaali ghata to chati hogi, phoolon ko thodi si sharam to aati hogi, aap lakh chupaye duniya se magar, akele me hamari yaad to aato hogi... (From:Shirish Tomer - Mumbai)

Kalam uthaya lafz nahi milta,Jisko dhund rahe hain woh shakhs nahi milta...Phirte hain woh zamane ki talaash me,Bas hamare liye unhe waqt nahi milta.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote, yun chand ke pehlu mein sitare na hote. Hum isliye karte hai apki parvah kyonki dil ke karib sare nahi hote..! (From:Shirish - Mumbai)

tere aane ka khayal achha hai , umeed ka te jaal achha hai , unse puchha kya hua aane ka , muskura ke vo bole saval achha hai. (From:pratul - jalgaon)

Samundar ki ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,Ret pe likhe naam kabhi tik te nahi.Aap kehte ho ki tum patthar dil hai,Par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi.. kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.. tujh se mile zamana hua magar... yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.. (From:Deepak Saini - Badli Delhi)

Tair na hai to beach me tair kinaro me kya rakha hai... Tair na hai to beach me tair kinaro me kya rakha hai .... mohaabat karni hai to baho me kar isharo me kya rakha hai... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aetabar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai. (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

Ankho me aansu aa jate hai, phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai, Yeh mohobbat bhi kya cheez hai yaarro, jisse karte hai usise chupani padti hai (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

zindegi terebina adhura hai.najane q teremere beech meinye doori hai. sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.per teri ek muskan meri kamjori hai (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

Kasam khate hai ki peena chod denge,Kasam khate hai ki botal tod denge...Lekin jab hotho se lagate hain jaam,To kasam khate hai ki kasam khana chod denge... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Jinhe chahte the hum jaan se jyada,Wo hi humse ab dur huye...Kya kya khawab dekhe the humne,Kuch toot gaye kuch todne par hum mazboor huye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Tujhse jab jab milne ki ummeed nazar aayi.Mere paaon me zanzeer nazar aayi....Gir pade aankh se aansu aur,Har aansu mein aapki tasveer nazar aayi... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Pyasi nigaho ne harpal unka dedar manga,Jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga....Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,Jab humne apni har dua me unka saath manga... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Bikhre ashko ke moti hum piro na sake,Uski yaad mein saari raat so na sake...Beh na jaaye aansuon mein tasvir uski,Bus yehi soch kar hum ro na sake... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

wade pe wo hamare aitbar nahi karte ,hum zikr-e-riste sare izhar nahi karte,darta hai dil uski ruswai se,wo sochte hai ki hum unse pyar nahi karte. (From:varsha - hyd)

Chiraagon ki roshni jab zara hili, laga tumhari ek aahat si mili, jaake dekha jab dar pe, to phir wahi kafir hawa mili.. (From:ZOORASH)

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo.... Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo (From:Shivani - )

aakhir kab tak bachayege khud ko , in hasino ke nigaho ke teer se ,ek din hum bhi nisana honge, jaise ranjha huye the (From: Nitish, Kharagpur) heer se Pyar ke naam par deewane chale aate hain,Shama ke pichhe parwane chale aate hain...Tum bhi chale aana meri maut pe,Us din to begane bhi chale aate hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Surakh aankho se woh jab hame dekhte hain,Ham ghabrakar aankhein jhuka lete hain...Kaun milaaye un aankho se aankhein,Suna hai woh aankho se apna bana lete hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Is do pal ki zindagi me tanhai kyo hai,Logo ko humse ruswai kyo hai... Is duniya me insaan kam nahi,Phir hamare saath sirf hamari parchai kyo hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(Lucknow))

Mohabbat aisi yhi ki chipayi na gayi,Chot dil pe thi isliye dikhayi na gayi...Chahte nahi the un se dur hona,Par duriyan itni thi ki mitai na gayi... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(Lucknow))

Baddi muddat se chaha hai tumhe,Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe...Tujhe bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(Lucknow))

Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,Pal do pal mein safar kat jayega...Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo,Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Duaaon ki bheed mein ek dua hamari,Jisme maangi har khushi tumhari...Aankho mein hamari aansu hain to kya,Har aansu mein hai tasvir tumhari... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Hum se puchho kya hota hai pal-pal bitana,Bahut mushkil hota dil ko samjhana... Yeh zindagi bit hi jayegi,Bas mushkil hota hai kuch palo ko bhulana... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aeisi bewafai ki usne,Mohabbat bhi badnam ho gayi... Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasul ki usne,Ki hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haque hai,Har rooh ko ek aah ka haque hai... Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain duniya mein,Hume bhi ek gunaah ka haque hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Haatho se gir gayi kakiren kahi,Bhul aaye hum apni takdire kahi... Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena,Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haatho me saja lena.... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aasani se dil lagaye jaate hain,Magar mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain... Mohabbat le aati hai un raaho pe jahan,Diyo ke badle dil jalaye jaate hain... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (jalgaon))

Saahil se milkar bhi kinare nahi milte,Dhunde bhi to sahare nahi milte... Jaane woh log hi kyon dil mein utar jaate hain,Aksar jinse kismat ke sitare nahi milte... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

kise apna kha jay sabhi dil tor jate hai sajakar dil ki mahfil ko akela chhor jate hai (From:ravirajjaismin - patnacity Bihar)

HOTI NAHI HAIN MOHABBAT SURAT SE,MOHABBAT TO DILSE HOTI HAIN....SURAT UNAKI KHUD BA KHUD LAGATI HAIN PYARI...., KADAR JINAKI DILME HOTI HAIN. (From:LINA K. - NASIK (MS))

hr geet ke piche saaj hota hai . hr baat ke piche raaj hota hai . badnami se mat darna sanam. chamkte chand mein bhi daag hota hai. (From:ajeet - satna)

Khusbhu ki tarah aap K pas bikhar jayenge, Sukun bankar dil meutar jayenge, Zara mehsus karne ki kosish to kijiye, Dur hote hue bhi pas nazar aayenge. (From:- Surat)

Gam is kadar mila ki gabhra ke pe gaye, Khushi thodi si mili to mila ke pe gaye. Yuto na the hum pine ke aadi Sharab ko tanha dekha To taras khake pe gaye (From: - Surat)

Aankhou ki gehraayi ko samaj nahi paate, Hoth he magar kuch hum keh nahi paate, Apni dil ki baat kis tarah kahe tumse, Tum wahi ho jinke bina hum reh nahi paateh!:-??? (From: - Surat)

Ban K ajnabi mile the zindagi K safar mein kahin, In yaadon Ki lamho ko kabhi bhulayenge nahi, Agar yaad rakhan fitrat hai aapki, To bhul jane ki Adat hum mein bhi nahi. (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Har labz ko kagaz pe utara nahi jata Har naam ko sare aam pukara nahi karte Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki batein Yuhi is khel me hara nahi jata (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

har khusi khusi mange aapse,jindagi jinda dili mange aapse,ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,ki chand bhi roshni mange aapse (From:bipin - )

har khusi khusi mange aapse,jindagi jinda dili mange aapse,ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,ki chand bhi roshni mange aapse (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai,kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyon hoti hai,ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai. (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

hamari to dua hai koi gila nahi,wo gulab jo aaj tak khila nahin,aapko har din wo sab mile,jo dunia me aajtak kisi ko mila nahi. (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

jo tu chahe wo tera ho,roshan raaten aur khubsurat savera ho,jaari rakhenge hum duaao ka silsila,kaamyab har manjeel par dost mera ho. (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

Chehre par Haseen Cha Jati Hai, Aankho main Nami Aajati hai, Jab Tum Mujhe Apna Kehte ho, Aapne aap par Guroor Aa jata hai....! (From:Sundar - Mumbai)

In Yadoon aur Lamhoon ko apnay seenay kee kitaab main Sanbhall kar rakhna..Agar zindgee kay kisee kay morr par hamaree yaad Ajaye to is kitaab ko khool kar parr lena Sakoon Milay Gaa (From:Farhad Bahawalpur)

Nazre mila kar nare chura mat lena,Dost bana kar dushman bana mat dena...Maana ki tumse bahut door rehte hain hum,Isi baat ka bahana banakar bhula mat dena... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)))

Jalao koshisho ke deepki raat subah ho gaye,Tumhari aankh ke akas se hi kaynat ban jaye... Apne ko itna zindadil banao,Zindagi aise jiyo ki arthi bhi baarat ban jaye.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai,Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai... Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum,Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aankho ki awwaz kuch aur hoti hai,Aansuon ki ag kuch aur hoti hai.... Kaun chahta hai bichadna apno se,Par kismat ki baat kuch aur hoti hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Jo hai dil mein batakar to dekho,Chahat ko honthon pe lakar to dekho.... Sab kuch mil jayega usi pal,Lekin mohabbat ko ek baar jatakar to dekho.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Manzil bhi nazar aati gai,Hum bhi kadam badhate gaye.... Faasle bhi kam na hue,Apno se juda hum hote chale gaye.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Chand ke liye sitare anek han, lekin sitaron ke liye chand ek hai. Aapke liye to hazaron honge, lekin hamare liye aap hi ek hain. (From:rashmi - orissa(berhampur)

Log kehte hai hamein adat hai muskurane ki, magar woh kya jaane yeh ada hai gam chupane ki. (From:Rajni) Tumse jo ummid na thee,Wo dard tune de deya,Tumko jamane ke sare khusiya mele... ja tere hisse ka sara dard hamne le leya....

(From:rajeev kumar"azad" - purnea (Bihar))

Ye meri talaash ka jurm hai ya meri wafaa ka kusoor hai.. Jo dilke jitna paas hai wo nazaro se utna hi door hai... (From:kuldeep - indore)

Raat ki tanhai se darte hai.. hum kagaz ki parchai se darte hai hum..Ye duniya saath chale na chale.. Par aapke sth ki umeed karte hai hum... (From:kuldeep - indore)

Titliya fulo pe mandrati to hongi... Bhawro ka dil lubhati to hongi... Hum to tadapte hai aap ki yaad mein..Hichkiya to aapko bhi aati hongi... (From:Huzefa Ezzy - -Jalgaon)

hoto ki juban ye aasu kahte hai..jo chup rahte hai fir bhi bahte hai..Aur in aasuo ki kismat to dekhiye..Ye unke liye bahte hai..jo in aakho mein rahte hai.. (From:kuldeep - indore)

Saza chahe kitni bhi ho, Mohabbat se kam nehin, Saza chahe kitni bhi ho, Mohabbat se kam nehin, Kisi ko Mehboob milta hai to kisi ko Baddua tak nehin. (From:soum - Berhampur (Orissa))

kash hum apke mobile no. hote , har waqt aapko yaad to rahte,bhale aap hume badal dete , par humse bichadane ki khabar bhi aap sabko dete .... (From:Huzefa Ezzy-Jalgaon)

kush tu hi mere dil ka mafhum samajh le, yeh hastha hoa chehra tu zamaneh keh liyeh hai (From:farazulhaque - delhi)

Mil kar tanahiya ka aehsas usne duna kar diya. Dil kiya kuch is tarah abad ke suna kar diya (From:vinay - Mumbai)

Meri Subho ko tum roshni de do, Meri shyamo ko tum chandani de do, Mangta hu tum se main apni zindagi, Meri zindagi ko tum zindagi de do. (From:vinay - Mumbai)

Thi ummid jin se badi badi woh mile jo aaj toh yun mile.Main nazar uthake tadp gaya ,woh nazar jhukake chale gaye. (From:samreen - hyderabad)

ye dosti ke ristey bhi ajeeb hote hain sab apne apne nasib hote hain rahte hain jo nigaho se door wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain (From:rahulbob - jaisalmer)

Yaad teri jab bhi aati hai,Neend meri kho jaati hai.Aankhein band to sapna dekhti hai,Khuli aankho ko bhi tera didar nazar aata hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Khushi se dil ko aabaad karna,Gamo ko zindagi se aazad karna.... Hamari to bas itni guzarish hai,Bhul se kabhi hume bhi yaad karna.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Gamo mein hasne walo ko rulaya nahi jaata,Lehron se paani ko hataya nahi jaata... Banne wale ban jaate hain apne,Kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jaata... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Hum na rahenge fasaane na rahenge,Phir yaad aane ke zamane na rahenge.... Tum yaad to karoge hume,Magar paas bulane ke bahane na rahenge.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka gola..... Main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka gola..... .....Aur woh bewafa boli,Thanda matlab Coca Cola....

(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Wo kya karenge pyaar tumse, Jo tum tak pahuchne ko laashein bicha denge!Pyaar to humne kiya hai,Ki, tum tak pahuchne ko khud ko laash bana denge (From:Shishir Singh - Jaipur)

Gamo main hasane wale ko rulaya nahi jata, pani se lehron ko hataya nahi jata,banne wale ban jate hain APNEkisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata. (From:neelam chaurasia - jabalpur )

wada kiya tha miloge shabab main .wada kiya tha miloge shabab main .liken jab shabab aaye toh wah zalim aaye nakhab main. (From:samreen - hyderabad)

KEHTE HAIN KE ESHK MAIN NEEND UDJATI HAI ARE KOI HUM SE BHI DIL LAGAYE HAME NENND BAHOOT AATI HAI (From:samreen - hyderabad)

KUCH PHOOL UN PAR THE ,KUCH PHOOL HUM PAR THE,FARQ SIRF ITNA THA KI WOH DUNIYA BASA RAHE THE AUR HUM IS DUNIYA SE JAA RAHE THE. (From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

PHOOL KI HAR KALI KHUSBU DE APP KO ,CHAND KI HAR KIRAN ROSHAN KARE AAP KO, HUM TOH KUCH DE NAHI SAKTE PER DENE WALE HAR KHUSHI DE AAP KO. (From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

AANKEIN TERI HO,AANSU MERE HO,DHADKAN TERI HO SANSE MERI HO,JAB HUM DOSTI MAIN JUDA HO KAR MAR BHI JAYE TO KAFAN TERA HOO AUR LASH MERI HO. (From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

Chaha to bhout tha ki, aapni palko se tumhare dil par, aapna naam likh du, par aaisa kaha kar paya main, jab bhi aapni chanchal palko se tumhara naam likna chaha, aanshuo ki nami se sab dhundla sa gaya, tumne bataya nahi, maine jana nahi, fir bhi jane kyun aaisa lagta hai ki.......tumhare dil ke kisi panne par sayad mera naam lika hai (From:Ashish - Meerut )

NA DALO KAFAN MERE CHEHRE PE,MUJHE ADAT HAI MUSKURANE KI NA UTHAO MERE JANAZE KO MUJHE UMEED HAI KISI KE ANE KI. (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

AAP KO MISS KARNA ROZ KI BAAT HAI, YAAD KARNA AADAT KI BAAT HAI ,AAP SE DUR REHNA KISMAT KI BAAT HAI,MAAGAR AAP SE MILNA NASEEB KI BAAT HAI. (From:samreen - hyderabad)

Zindagi main humesha naye log milenge, Kahin pe Zyada to kahin pe kum milenge, Aeitbar zara Soch ke Karna, Mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe HUM milenge. (From:- Surat)

Kuch bikhre sapne aur aankhou mai NAMI hai, 1 chhotasa aasma aur umido ki ZAMI hai, Yuto bahut kuch hai zindagi mein, Sirf jise chahtehe hai uski kami hai. (From:Huzefa Ezzy - jalgaon)

Fir na simtegi agar Mohabbat bikhar jayegi, Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi, Jo khushi de tham lo daaman uska, Zindagi ro K nahi has K guzar jayegi. (From: - Surat)

Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo (From:Jignesh Patel - Mumbai)

har kali tujhse khusbu udhar maange, aftab bhi tujhse noor udhar maange, khuda kare teri-meri dosti aisi ho, ki log mujhse teri dosti udhar maange.

(From:amjad ali - ranchi)

hamne socha hum chahte hai unko, par unko chahne walo to duniya nikla,,dil ne chaha sikayat kare khuda ko ,par khuda bhi unko chahne wala nikla. (From:sumit - rourkela)

Dard gum ka dil se mitya na gaya, Humne lakh chaha par bhulaya na gaya, Koi unse jake puche to sahi, Ki vo khud ruthe hain ya humse manaya na gaya. (From:Deepak Sharma - Ambala Cantt, )

DIL KI LAGI KO NA KOI SAMJHA HAI, NA KOI SAMJHE GA..... JIS SHAKS KO DEKHO DEWAANA BANA PHIRTA HAI........... (From:JALAL AKBAR )

DHARAKTE HUWAY DIL KA QARAR HO TUM.... IN SAJI MEHFILON KI BAHAR HO TUM.... TARASTI HUI NIGAHON KA INTIZAR HO TUM.... SONO KI ZINDAGI KA PEHLA AUR AAKHRI PYAR HO TUM.... (From:JALAL AKBAR)

IK IK PAL SADIYON SA LAGNE LAGA HAI... YEH KAISA NASHA HAI KE DIL BEHKNE LAGA HAI... KUCH AUR NAHIN ISE PYAR KEHTE HAIN YAARO... JIS KA JADOO NAS NAS MEIN SAMANE (From:JALAL AKBAR )

Parakhna mat parakhne main koi apna nahin rehta, kisi bhi ayine mein der tak chehra nahin rehta . muhabbat ek khushboo hai humesha saath chalti hai,koi insan tanhai mein bhi tanha nahin rehta (From:Umair Ahmed)

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,Jhuki nazaro ko ikraar kehte hain...Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,Kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Dilo me aarzo ke diye jalte rahenge,Aankho se aansoo nikalte rahenge...Tum shama ban kar dil me roshni to karo,Hum mom bankar yu hi pighalte rahenge... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Gam-e-Zindagi ke maare hain,Har baazi jeet ke haare hain...Yeh jo meri jholi me patthar hain,Sab mere chahne walo ne maare hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Na dil se hota hai na dimag se hota hai,Yeh pyar to ittefaq se hota hai... Aur kya kaheien pyar karke bhi pyar na mile,Yeh ittefaq sirf hamare saath hota hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Aankhon mein samai hai surat teri, dil mein shupa hai pyaar tera, tu aa chahe na aa, harpal karenge intezaar tera. (From:Rupinder Singh - Moga (Punjab))

mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahin hoti,ishsq se duniya khatam nahin hoti,agar saath ho zindagi main doston katho zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahin hoti ... (From:k.kiran kumar - rambha,orissa.)

Dard apnata hai paraye kon.kon sunta hai aur sunaye kon. woh jo apne hain kya woh apne hain.kon dukh jhele aazmaye kon. aaj phir dil hai kuch udas udas, dekhiye aaj yaad aye kon. ab sukoon hai tau bholne main hai,lekin us shaks ko bhulaye kon (From:Umair Ahmed - )

Ae mere hamnasheen chal kahin aur chal, is chaman mein ab apna guzara nahin. baat hoti gulon tak tau sehlete hum,ab tau katon pe bhi haq hamara nahin. jab gulistan ko khoon ki zarorat pari sab se pehle hamari hee gardan katee,phir bhi kehte hain humse ye ahle chaman ye hamara chaman hai tumhara nahin. aaj aaye ho aur kal chale jaoge yeh muhabbat ko meri gawara nahin,umr bhar kaa sahara bano tau bano chaar din kaa sahara sahara nahin (From:Umair Ahmed - )

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilayegi.Har hawa kissa Hamara Sunayegi.Hum itani yaaden bhar denge aake dil me,Na chahate hue bhi aapako yaad hamari aayegi. (From:Irfan Shaikh Jalgaon )

Pyar nahin karna tha humse, dillagi to na ki hoti, ae bewafa beech samundar mein lakar mara, ek kashti to di hoti. (From:shiv - delhi)

bichadne ka khayaal seh nahi paata, dil ki baat keh nahi paata, hai zindagi mein is kadar majburiya, maut bhi nahi aati zinda bhi reh nahi paata.. (From:Vicky Bogra - allahabad)

bina humrahi k kaun ji saka hai,bina suta k kaun kamiz c saka hai,zulme dard tho garib ko sabhi dete hai magar unke dukh ko kaun pi saka hai ........!!

(From:ameet agarwal - rourkela,orissa)

Kaho usise jona kahe kise se, maango usise jo dede khushi se, chahoo use jo tumhe milaye zindagi se, Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khushi se. Shubodayam.

The importance of a dear friend in our lives is like d importance of our heartbeats! Though they r not visible, they silently lend u d gift called LIFE.. Koe raaz aisay hotay hai jo kah nahi jate koe dil aisay hotay hai jo thod nahi jatay our kuch dost aisay hotay hai jisay chuda nahi jaata Musibat ka qutuamimar ho tum Tension ka charminar ho tum Aafat ka Golgumbaz ho tum kya karu ye bhi kehna padtha hai ki Dosti ka TajMahal bhi ho tum

If u Need a 4end and there are 100steps btween us. U can take 1step to get near me and i will take all 99 steps to be there 4U. Ishq Mohabbat to hazaro karte hain, Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain, Hum to na Ishq na Mohabbat karte hain, Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein. Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein. Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge. Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me. Tum na mile koi gum nahi, bus bath karo ye milne se kam nahi, dosti me dhoka de jaye wo hum nahi, aur aap sab ki dosti “rang de basanthi” se kam nahi

s… Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge tou dosti kaun karega, a khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega… Friendship is a Network that needs no recharge, no validity, no signal Problems….. Just make Sure u never switch off ur HEART.

pyar karate hai wo bahot aasanise magar jane kun mukar jate he dardse wo, tanha ho jate he hum aase haal me jab har bar na samaz sako humko wo (From:mangesh - jalgaon) us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de, par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare. kunki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho. (From:sohan kandari - utteranchal))

kabhi khusi se khusi ko nahi dekha,tumahre baad kisi ko nahi dekha ,yah soch ke ki tare intjar lazmi hai,tamaam umra ghadi ki taraf nahi dekha. (From:rakesh - rathod) likho aisa ki kalam bhi rone per majboor ho jaye,her lafz mein dard bhar do itna ki padne wala milne ko majboor ho jaye (From:vijay - delhi) Kasur na unka hai na mera,Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe..Woh pyaar ka ehsaas jatate rahe,Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.. (From:*DANYAL KHAN - U.S.A.)) TUFANO KO SHADI ME BULAYA NAHI KARTE KYUNKI JAB TUFAN AATE HAI TO AASIYANE UDD JAYA KARTE HAI ABHI IS BACK (From:ABHI - KANPUR ) AAJKAL LABJO KO JUBAAN HUM DE NAHIN PAATE HOTH KHAAMOSH HAI KUCH KAH NAHIN PAATE YE PYAAR NAHIN TO KYA HAI JO BIN TUMHE DEKHE HUM EK PAL BHI RAH NAHIN PAATE Mana ki bhulna hamari aadat hi sahi,Magar aapko bhul jana hamare bas mein nahi. Dil chahe to aazma ke dekh lo,Hum bhulna bhul jayenge par aapko nahi... (From:sabir - india) khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na hoti to khwabon me bhi un se mulakhat na hoti, yeh dil her ek gham ki wajah hai , yeh dil na hota to koi baat na hoti. (From:abdulrahman ruqi - hyderabad,barkas) Koi sham aati hai tumari yad lekar, koi sham jati hai tumari yad lekar, hame to us sham ka intjar hai, jo aaye tumhe sath lekar ! (From:namit - indore)

Rait par naam kabhi likhte nahi, Kyonki rait par likhe naam kabhitikte nahi, Log kahte hai hum patthar dil hai, Par patthro par likhe naam kabhi mithte nahi. (From:sudhir - saharanpur) DIL SE AAPKA KHAYAL JATA NAHI AAPKE SIVA KOI YAAD AATA NAHI JI CHATA KI AAPKO ROJ DEKHU PAR WO WAQT KABHI AATA NAHI.. (From:sumit vashishtha - delhi ) AAP GARO KI BAT KARTE HO HAMNE TO APNO KO AAJMaya hae aap kanto se bachker chelte ho hamne to pholo se jakhm khaya hai (From:pradeep tyagi - massage) Na juban se,nanigaho se,na dimag se, na rangose, na gift se, na greeting se, aap ko Happy velentine direct dil se!!! (From:salman - hyderabad)) khoobiya utni to nahi hai humme ki kisi kedilmain ghar bana payenge par bhoolna bhi aasan na hoga aisa jaroor kuch kar jayenge. (From:sumit vashishtha - delhi) Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon (From:Sumit goyal - Siliguri) dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko yun to honge lakho deewane is chand kay chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko

(From:Sumit goyal - Siliguri) Saamne na ho to tarasti hain aankhein,Yaad me teri barasti hain aankhein.... Mere liye nahi inke liye hi aa jaao,Aap ka bepanaah intezaar karti hain aankhein.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.-(India) HUM NAZRO SE DUR HAI ANKHO SE NAHI,HUM KHWABO SE DUR HAI KHAYALOSE NAHI,HUM DIL SE DUR HAI DHARKAN SE NAHI,HUM APSE DUR HAI APKI YADO SE NAHI... (From:Amit Mondal - Kolkata)) Na juban se,nanigaho se,na dimag se, na rangose, na gift se, na greeting se, aap ko Happy velentine direct dil se!!! (From:pradeep - bhusawal) Ulfat mein kabhi yeh haal hota hai, aankhen hasti magar dil rota hai, Maante hai hum jise manzil apni, humsafar uska koi aur hota hai. (From:Monty - MumbaI) who zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi kya jis main yadein nahi who yadein he kya jis maintum nahi who tum he kya jis main hum nahi (From:mohit - friend) muahabat ke diye jalakar to dekho Zara dil ki duniya basakar to dekho Tumhe na ho jaye humse muhabat to kehna, zara humse nazarein milakar to dekho. (From:Kritikesh - UP) Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi Jo aap shabdon ko samajh payenge Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye Hazaron alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge. (From:Raghvendra - New Delhi) Khuda har nazar se bachaaye aapko, Chand Sitaron se zyada sajaye aapko, Gham kia hai bhool jae aap, Khuda itni khushiyaan de aapko.... (From:Aatif - Hyderabad, India) Tanha sa tha bheed mein,Socha koi apna nahi taqdeer mein... Ek din aisa hua ki tumne hume apna dost maana,To laga kuch khaas tha meri haath ki laqir (From:suhil ) Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai? (From:raj) kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti , kash aapse mulakat humari na hoti , sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko to aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti (From:anuj das Umar ki rah me raste badal jate hai, Waqt ki andhi me insan badal jate hai, Sochte hai tumhe itna yaad na kare lekin ankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai. (From:khan - saddar) Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi Jo aap shabdon ko samajh payenge Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye Hazaron alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge. (From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) Har pal ne kaha ek pal se Pal bhar ke liye aap mere saamne aa jao Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao. (From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) Na chaho kisiko itna ki Tumhari chaahat tumhari majboori ban jaye Par chaho kisiko itna ki Tumhari chaahat uske liye zaroori ban jaye. ************** (From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) Kabi badli hui takdeer nazar aati hai Yaadon ki bas ek zanjeer nazar aati hai Pade bhi to kya pade yaar Mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasweer naazar aati hai.

(From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior) Umar ki rah me raste badal jate hai, Waqt ki andhi me insan badal jate hai, Sochte hai tumhe itna yaad na kare lekin ankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai. (From:Aanuj Yadav - Agra) Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai,Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai...Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai... (From:monika - delhi) ishq wale aakho se aakho ki baat samajh lete hai sapno mai mil jaye to mulaqat samajh lete hai rota to aasmaan bhi hai apni zamin ke liye lekin log use barsaat samajh lete hai ......... (From:sunil - delhi) Patthar bigalte nehi, aag use bigal dete, Ladka bigarte nehi, ladkiyan use bigra dete. (From:Subham Rakshit - Kolkata) kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti , kash aapse mulakat humari na hoti , sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko to aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti (From:anuj das - jagdalpur)

muskra do zara khuda kay waste sham-e-mehfil main roshni kamhaitum hamara nahin to kiya ghum hay hum tumhare to hainyeh kiya kam hay. (From:faheem - ahmeed)

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai? (From:raj

yeh khamosi ka razz hum jante hain---yun chup rahene ka andaz hum jante hain---yakeen nehi ata to apne dil se pucho ----app se bahetar app ko hum jante hain (From:kaustav - kolkata)

Tanha sa tha bheed mein,Socha koi apna nahi taqdeer mein... Ek din aisa hua ki tumne hume apna dost maana,To laga kuch khaas tha meri haath ki laqir (From:suhil - )

aaj khushion ki koi badhai dega,nikla hai chand to dikhai dega,ae mohabbat karne walon zara dekh ke mohabbat karna,ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega. (From:UTKARSH - NOIDA)

Na gujarna aaj ke din kisi masjid ke paas se,kahin log chand samajh kar apna roja na tode de,aur kafa khuda tumse kahin husn bana na chod de. (From:Ansuman(aryan) - berhampur(orissa))

Har raat ke chand pe hai noor aapse, Har subha ki os ko guroor aapse. Hum kahe to kaise kahe, Aye jaan hum mar jayende rehkar door aapse. (From:raj sharma - bhopal)

zamne se nahi, tanhai se daarte hai, payar se nahi, rushwai se daarte hai, milne ki umang bhaut hoti hai dil me leakin, milne ke beed teri judai se darte hai (From:sushil - bikaner)

Unki Khushboo, Phir Bhi Unnki Khushboo Hai, Unki Khushboo Se Baag Jalate hain, Jheel Me Jab Dekhle Wo Chehra Apna, Jheel Me Bhi Chirag Jalate Hain... (From:Saahir - Solapur)

kiya tum wahi ho jise main yaad karta ho,zindagi se sirf yahi fariyaad karta ho,ki tum milo mujhe zindagi main kahi, ye dua khuda se main aaj karta (From:niyaz - faridabad))

Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte, bin kahe bhi jee nahi sakte,Aa khuda aisi takadir bana wo khud aakar kahe Hum AApke banaa reh nahi sakte..... (From:umesh - Jiyapar)

Aaj ham unhe bewafa bana ke aaye hai, unke khato ko pani me dubo ke aaye hai, koi nikal ke padh na le woh khat, iss liye ham pani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai. (From:Bhavik Ved - Jalgaon)

kash tumay maloom hota kasi guzar rahi ha meray dil par.. phatar bhi roo paday te mera dard-e-wafa sun kar tum to insaam ho (From:Adnan - Saudi arab )

Tum se bichda to mat puch kidhar jauga, chupchap teri gali se guzar jauga, jab tujko hogi mere haale paresha ki khabar to ask bankar tere gaalo se lipat jauga. (From:Manoj Verma - Delhi)

payar ka pahela, ishq ka dosra, mohabbat ka tishra alfaz adhura hota hai,isiliya hun sirf tumhe chhata hai, kyonki chahhat ka har alfaz pura hota hai (From:mahesh, - kolkata)

bina dekhe uski tasweer bana sakta hoon bina mile uska haal bata sakta hoon mere mohhabbat me itani takat hai ki mai apane aankh ke aansu uski aankh se gira sakta hoon (From:ruhan - solapur)

nashe hi nashe se kamate hai log,hawa me jahar udate hai log milti hai mout yaha ek bar ,me bhi ,jane kyon kisto me mar jate hai log. (From:rahul goyal - bhopal)

Tum chaand ho jisse saab yaad karte hai, humari kismat to taroon jaise hai,hume yaad karne to dur, log aapni khushi k liya humari tutne tak ki fariyad karte hai (From:mahesh - kolkata)

aankho me anshu ko ubharne na diya, mitti ke moti ko bikharne na diya, jis raah me the tera kaadmo ke nisan, us raah se kisi ko guzarne ne diya. (From:mahesh - kolkata)

Chalte chlate mai khood ruck jata hu Kisi Ahat par jab mai palat jata hu Yaad teere suba sham kuch istarha ki Hosh me atha hu aur fir bewosh ho jata hu Tab tum bhaoot yaad athi ho (From:moin - gorakhpur uther paradesh)

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata (From:RAJ,09339462079 - Kolkata)

Badi Mehnat se Meri Duniya Lutai Hogi, Meri Mohabbat ki Hasti Bhi Mitai Hogi, la tere pairon me marham laga du, Mere dil ko thokar marne me chot to ayi hogi..!! (From:zaki - mustafa)

Badi Mehnat se Meri Duniya Lutai Hogi, Meri Mohabbat ki Hasti Bhi Mitai Hogi, la tere pairon me marham laga du, Mere dil ko thokar marne me chot to ayi hogi..!! (From:Omar - Unknown)

Na thi jisko pyaar ki kadar , itfaq se usi ko chah rahe the hum,usi diye ne jalaya haathoko,jisko hawa se bacha rahe the hum......... (From:Kalpesh H.Patel - Bhuj-Kutch)

DIRIYON KI NAA PARWAH KIYA KIJIYE DIL JAB BHI PUKARE BULA LIJIYE HUM DOOR JYADA NAHI AAPSE BAS APANI AAKHON KO PALKONSE MILA LIJIYE (From:RUHAN - SOLAPUR)

Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte, bin kahe bhi jee nahi sakte,Aa khuda aisi takadir bana wo khud aakar kahe Hum AApke banaa reh nahi sakte..... (From:umesh - Jiyapar)

surat se kya lena dena, Pyar to dil kai baat hai,Dil se dil mila kar to deko, Pyar kaise hota hai. (From:Abhijit Nag - Kolkata)

Jab bhi Aapko Phool dena chaha, Kaanton ka Guldasta thama dala, Par Aapke PYAR ka kya kehna, Aapne Kaanton ko bhi Phool bana dala. (From:Anirban Mukherjee - Orissa)

aap ko bhul jauun na mumkin si baat hai aap ko na ho yakeen yai aur baat hai jab tak rahengi saans tab tak rahogi yaad yai saanse hi toot jayen to aur baat hai (From:sameer - india )

ae chand tu chamak chahe na chamak hamein koi gham nahi,kyonki ye sms padhne wala bhi ek chand hai jis ki chamak tujh se kam nahi. (From:Shakir - Kolkata)

BHOOL SE AGAR KOI BHOOL HOJAYE TO BHOOL SAMAJH KAR US BHOOL KO BHOOL JANA. BHOOLNA SIRF BHOOLKO PAR BHOOL KAR BHI BHOOL SE MUJHE NA BHOOL JANA... (From:sunny - KSA)

Dil ke Dard ko Pine Wala Kya Jane Prem Ki riwaj ko jamana Kya Jane Hota he Taklif Kabar me Phul Rakhne wala Kya Jane. (From:chittaranjan nayak - balasore (orissa))

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,Kisi ke dil ko lag jaye vo bat na kehna, Milte hai hum jaise log bahut kam,IsliyeKABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA. (From:FARHAN -)

ae chand tu chamak chahe na chamak hamein koi gham nahi,kyonki ye sms padhne wala bhi ek chand hai jis ki chamak tujh se kam nahi. (From:rizwan khan - aurangabad)

Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai, Yaad teri bahot sataati hai, Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n, Teri soorat ubhar ke aati hai (From:paresh - )

yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai soach ki gehrai mein, hume math dhoondna duniya ki bheed mein, humen milenge tumhe tumhari parchaai (From:anvesha - kolkata)

is shehare namuraad ki izzat karega kaun ham hi chale gaye to mohabbat karega kaun is ghar ki dekh bhaal ko viraaniyan to hoon jaale hata diye to hifazat karega (From:Faizul Haque - Jamia Millia Islamia)

Teri zudai ka hur ek lamha meri zindgi ki dua kar rha hai, ye hota nhi hai zuda mere dil sai, tera dard mujh sai wafa kar rha hai. (From:darde dil - sarojini nagar,delhi)

Na jaane mujh ko kya ho gaya hai, Aur main yeh kya kar raha hoon, Jaanta hoon tu meri kismat mein nahi hai, Phir bhi tujhe paane ki dua kar raha hoon. (From:Sameer - Hyderabad)

* aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho * HAPPY DIWALI * (From:satish - kolkata)

Apun wishing u a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast n dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy diwali” (From:dinesh chandrika - jalgaon)

Gul ne Gulstan se Gulfam bheja hai, sitaron ne asman se salam bheja hai, ap ko dil gihraiyoon se dilly Eid Mubarak, Ye pegham hum ne apko Advance mein bheja hai. (From:Fahad Jan - Ghotki,Sindh)

socha hain humney tumhare liye, kuch bhi karengey tumhare liye, pal main milegi jo khushiya nai, unko chunegey tumhare liye. niyaz (From:niyaz - faridabad)

Aye chand itna na akad humne kayee cgand dekhe hai Tum mein tho daag hai humne bedaag dekhe hai (From:Vijay - Pune)

who zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi kya jis main yadein nahi who yadein he kya jis maintum nahi who tum he kya jis main hum nahi (From:vipin kumar - )

Muskaan tere hoton se kahin jaye na, Aasu teri palko pe kabhi aaye na, Pura ho har khwab tera, Jo pura ho na sake wo khwab kabhi aaye na......With Love (From:Kamlesh Badhai - Balaghat (MP))

Do you know d relation btwn 2 eyes?Dey blink 2gather, dey mov 2gather, dey cry 2gather, dey c thngs 2gthr n dey sleep 2gthr But STIL DEY NVR SEE EACH OTHER. (From:Shailesh - Mumbai)

Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho, Intezaar kisika karne lage ho, Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho….. jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai APUN KA SMS (From:sandy - hyd)

Nadiyon se kinare chhut jate hai, Asman se tare tut jate hai, zindagi ki rah me aksar aisa hota hai, jinhe ham chhate hai, wahi hum se ruth jate hai. (From: Ashutosh)

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi!!... (From:aiman pasaha - pakistan)

Dard aur gam ka apno se paya sila,Bewafai gale se lagate rahe... Chahat se siharta raha tanbadan,Hum akele me aansu bahate rahe.... ** Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mujhe,Aaj na sahi apna kal de do mujhe... Khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari,Apna dukh aur dard to de do mujhe... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Intezaar rehta har shaam tera,yaatein katati hain le-le kar naam tera... Muddat se baithe hain yeh aas paale,Ki aaj aayega koi paigaam tera.... ** Open your eyes.. because you have just received a text message from someone who want to know whether you are still alive or dead.. and want to know how are you (From:Chomparu - Maldives)

Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi.. kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.. tujh se mile zamana hua magar... yun laga koi mujse Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi... (From:suhas - Baramati)

Meethe gud main mil gaya til, udi patang aur khil gaya dil, Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap k liye Happy Makar Sankranti.. Agar sawan ki ghata ghire hai to grajte-grajte baras jayega...Hogi dua uparwale ki to aapka naya saal haste haste gujar jayega... bul se bhi kisi ko na rulana jindgi me sabko hasana ,dusman ko bhi gale lagana fir bhi koi gam hoto apun ko phone lagana. Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me,To dekho in aankho me.... Baarish to har ek liye barasti hai,Lekin yeh aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai.... Gamket ashu dikha nahin sakte, Apna hak jata nahin sakte, Kitne anmol hain app hamare liya yeh baat hum aapko batain nahin sakte. (From:Gautam - Tezpur,Assam)

Sukhe Hue Phool Jab Kitabo Mein Mil Jayenge, Bhool Se Phir Hum Tumhe Yaad Aayenge, Ehasaas Hoga Hamari Chahat Ka, Jab Dur Bahut Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge. Rait par naam kabhi likhte nahi, rait par likhe naam kabhi tiktey nahi,log kehte hain ki hum pathar dil hain,lekin patharon par likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi AANKHO ME MEHFOOJ RAKHANA SITARE,AB DOOR TALK SIRF RAAT HOGI.... MUSAFIR HUM BHI HAIN, MUSAFIR TUM BHI HO,SHAYAD KISI MOD PAR PHIR MULAQAT HOGI....! Bin tere jab bhi raat hoti hai,Deewaron se hi baat hoti hai... Sannata puchhta hai sawaal humse,Tere Naam se hi to shuruaat hoti hai... Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.... duriya bohut hain par itna tum samajlo ke pas rehe kar bhi koi rista khas nehi hota, Aap meri dil ke itne pass ho ki duriyo ka ehesas nehi hota Maine khuda se ek duwa mangi....duwa me khuda se apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de to doon....magar tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri lambi umar ki duwa mangi.... HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO. MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI. BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP (From:sampat - vizag)

Ek ajeeb si kashish hai tujhme ki hum tere hi khayalon mein khoye rehte hai… ye soch kar ki khwabon mein milogi tum …. Hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain…!!! (From:sampat - vizag)

shikayat na hoti shararat na hoti nazaro me kisi k nazakat na hoti na hoti bekarari na hote hum jo duniya me kambakht ye mohabbat na hoti (From:firoz - delhi)

chham-chham karti aayi thi, chham-chham karti chali gayi, chham-chham karti aayi thi, Chham -chham karti chali gayi, mein sindhur le ke khada raha khada raha, woh rakhi bandh kar chali gayi (From:Diwakar - Faridabad)

dil dil hota hai tum kaya jano payar kaya hota hai dil se tare yaad mitana challa houn main khud apni hasti mitana challa houn (From:arjun singh - jammu kathua)

acha khasa baithay baithay gum ho jata hon... ab main aksar main nahin rehta tum ho jata hon (From:fahim - faisalabad)

Tumko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke sath magar ham na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena, par teri yaad ke hakdar ham hi honge. (From:chandan_chaudhari18 - )

pyar ko pyar ka toffa nahi dete, dil ko jajbat ka toffa nahi dete, dene ko to hum apko chand dete magar chand ko chand ka toffa nahi dete. (From:punit - bhuj)

dur humse itna mat jao ki fasley kam na hone paye, tum mudkar dekhna chaho aur hum nazar na aye. (From:anu chauhan - delhi)

Falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha, idhar mera ghar udhar uska aashiyana tha, pahunch rahi thi kinare pe kashti, ussi waqt ies toofan ko yaha aana tha. (From:vinay prajapati - Ujjain)

Pal Pal Tarse The Us Pal Ke Liye,Pal Aaya Bhi To Kutch Pal Ke Liye, Socha Tha Use Zindagi Ka Ek Hasin Pal Bana Lenge, Par Woh Pal Ruka Bhi To Bus Ek Pal Ke (From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga(Aajtak) - Bhuj-Kutch)

Prayatna majha pahela nakar deu nakos, maana pasun kele me prem nakar deu nakos. (From:Baburao - Wardha)

Poonamki rat mein Chand Badal jata hain? waqt ke sat sat Insan Badal jata hain ? Sochate hain ki Apko Tang Na Kare, Par Sochate Sochate Plan Badal Jata hain? (From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad {Mumbai})

aaj socha ki paigaam kya bhejun! ap jese logon ko khitab kya bhejon! koi phool ho to muje nahi pata, jo khud gulab ho use gulab kya bheju!!! (From:priya - london)

Kaash khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti, hame bhi uski koi pahchaan hoti, bhar dete aapke har pal ko khushiyo se, keemat uski chahe meri jaan hoti.. (From:Charu P - )

Dil diya jaan ki hadh thi,jann di eitbaar ki hadh thi.mar gaye par khuli rahi yeh ankhen.yeh teri intezar ki hadh thi (From:imran - india)

pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti, kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti, dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai, nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Lafz me kya taarif karu aapki,Aap lafz me kaha bandh payenge... Kabhi meri aankhon me jhank kar dekh,Hazaron alfaz khud-b-khud bikhar jayenge... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Unke labon ki ek muskurahat saare gam door kar deti hai,Unki bahon me jakar duniya simat jaati hai... Kaha sambhalunga itne sneh ko,Ki zindagi kam si lagti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

jab maan se ka ho to maan nahi ho ta jub dil se kaho to dildaar nahi ho ta or jub ankho se kaho to pyar nahi ho ta

(From:payal tailor - )

ager hum naraz hue to hame manaane ke bajaye khud hi ruth gaye.Ye kaisa pyar hai tuhara ki pehle rulaye phir hasaker chal pade (From:mad - heart)

Is zamane se bahut alag ho aap,Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho aap.... Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,Jab hume yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Log chchod dete hai apna banake, Rishta gairo se jod lete hai....! Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake, Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.... Apna bana ke.....! (From:VINAY DEULKAR - TELHARA )

Raatein gumnam hoti hai, Din kisike naam hota hai, Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai, Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai. (From:rahul - jabalpur)

Arz hai-Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye,Kisi se pyar na kar Khuda ke liye... Jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ek din,Tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Mere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye..... (From:Raj - Pune)

kitani jaldi mein mulakata guzar jati hai. pyas bujhati nahin aur barsat guzar jati hai. apani yadon se kah do is tarah se na aya kare, nind ati nahin aur raat guzar jati (From:randhir - dhanbad)

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, Har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai (From:asif - jogeshwari)

Kya Mila Tumhe Socho, Humko Azmaane Mein Aag Lag Gayi Aakhir, Har Taraf Zamane Mein. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti, hume v usko pehchan hoti, bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se, kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti. (From:Poonam - Delhi)

Main woh aajad ghata,Tumne jise baandh liya... Apni dharti me mujhe naya aakash diya,Bhula baitha hoon apne ko tumne itna pyar diya.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

What is trust? Trust is a feeling that a one year old child has,When u throw him up in the air & catch him again...He still laughs & enjoys... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Troubles are like a washing machine,It twist turn & knock us around... But in the end we come out brighter & better than before....Good Morning.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aapki aankhon mein hume mil gayi panaah,Chahe samjho dillagi ya samjho gunaah.... Bhale hi koi hume diwana karar de,Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti mein Fanaa.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Sharabi ilzaam sharab ko deta hai,Aashiq ilzaam shabab ko deta hai... Koi nahi karta qabool apni bhool,Kaanta bhi ilzaam gulab ko deta hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kahan koi aisa mila jis pe dil luta dete,Har ek ne dhoka diya kisko bhula dete... Apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,Karte bayaan to mehfil ko rula (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Tanha sa tha bheed mein,Socha koi apna nahi taqdeer mein... Ek din aisa hua ki tumne hume apna dost maana,To laga kuch khaas tha meri haath ki laqir (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Tamam gum bhul jaane ko ji karta hai,Ab ek baar muskurane ko ji karta hai.... Bahut ji liye yaadon ke sahare,Ab tere paas aane ko ji karta hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Husan wale khub wafaaon ka sila dete hain,Har mod pe ek naya zakham dete hain... Ae dost is jahan me koi apna nahi,Jab aag lagti ho to patte bhi hawa dete (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

aaj dur se hi koi salaam kar gaya... Apni dhadkane benaam kar gaya.... Saasein girvi raki thi jiske pass....Aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaya... (From:Adil - Hyderabad)

ZIndagi ko khushi chahe kum dijiye-jo bata na jaye woh GUM dijiye-aaj likhen gey dastane wafa, mere pyar ke khoon mein duba kar kalaam dijiye (From:muhammed burhan - bangalore)

jab kismat bhi tera sath choud de. us roz bhi tera sath nibhayenge.kabhi dil se yad karke dekh lena.hum khuda ke ghar se bhi laut ayenge. (From:mannu - delhi)

aaj dur se hi koi salaam kar gaya... Apni dhadkane benaam kar gaya.... Saasein girvi raki thi jiske pass....Aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaya... (From:kuldeep - indore)

Hum Aise nahi jo aapko gam me chhod jayenge, hum aise bhi nahi jo aapko tanha chod jayenge, hum to aap k aise deewane hain jo ruk gayee agar aapki sannse to apni sanse aapse jod denge. (From:Vimlesh - Delhi)

Chaha Tha Unhe Hale Dil Sunana, Chaha Tha Unhe Junoone Mohhabatt Dikhana, Nasme Laye The Hum Dil Kured Kured Kar, Per Alfaaz Bhi Chale Gaye Unhe Dekh Kar (From:Dhaval Ninawe - New Panvel)

Didar- E- yaar ki tamanna ko machal baithe bahekne hi wale the ki sambhal baithe aarmaan tha tumhe apni daastaan-e- jindgi sunau Tum aaye kareeb to armaan bhi nikal baithe (From:Dhaval Ninawe - New Panvel)

Kuchh pal ke liye aa jaao vaapis , Hum dil ki kahaani keh denge... Samje na tum aankho se ; Voh baat zubaani keh denge.... (From:Dhaval Ninawe - New Panvel)

door tak sehra samandar ki tarah lagne laga, Doobna bhi ab mukaddar ki tarah lagene laga. Bas eak aaina tootne ki der thi, Main bhi bahar se andar ki tarah lagne (From:Shashwat-vatsa - (Allahabad))

Har Na ka matlab inkar nahin hota,jaise nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahin hota. Ye aur baat hai ki hum unhe pa na sake, pyar main sirf pana hi pyar nahin hota (From:Shashwat-vatsa - (Allahabad))

Mat pooch mere sabr ki inteha kahaan tak hai...... tu sitam kar le teri takat jahaan tak hai.... wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi.... humein to dekhna hai to bewafa kahaan tak hai..... (From:Amit Tiwari - New Delhi)

Milna ittfak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Woh itna door hua jitna karib tha... Use dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli pera naseeb tha.... (From:arz - blo

meri cheekhti hui aankhon ne, hai vo manzar dkha, Har yar ke hoton par hansi hathon main khanjar dekha. Is kadar deewana tha roshni ka vo, Abke bar diwali par usne ghar jala kar dekha (From:Nishant Rai - Delhi)

Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti, har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti, Na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai, jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Yeh dil tere pyar ka talabgaar bahut hai, kya kare hume aapse pyar bahut hai, kab tak jiyenge yun tanhaiyon me, hume aapke aane ka intezaar bahut hai. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

ye socha na tha dil lagane se pehle, ki rone lagenge muskurane se pehle, umeedon ka suraj na nikla na chamka, use grahan lag gaya jagmagane se pehle. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

Ashaq aa jaate hain aankhon me rone se pehle,Har khawab hai tut jaata sone se pehle... Ishq hai gunah yeh to samajh gaye,Kaash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone se pehle.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Nazron se nazron ka takrav hota hai,Har mod par kisi ka intezar hota hai.... Dil rota hai aur zakham haste hain,Isi ka naam pyar hota hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Pyar jo karte hain anjam ki parwah kiye bagair,Sachh hi ki pyar andha hota hai... Zindagi gujar dete hain jo ek khushi ke bagair,Sachh hi ki pyar bewafa hota hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Nasibon ki baat karne se taqdir nahi badalti,Dilon ke baat karne se dil nahi badalte.... Jo bewafa hai sang-dil beimaan,Unke chahne se unke dil nahi badalte.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Hum tp pehle sr hi aapke hain,Kya jarurat hai aazmane ki... Yaad na karo to koi gam nahi,Par khawahish na karna bhool jaane ki... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Pyar kar lia nibhana abhi baaki hai,Pyar ka nazrana abhi baaki hai.... Waqt pade to dena ek awaaz,De denge jaan shayad ab wahi dena baaki hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Jab hume unse mohabbat thi ,Tab unhe hamari mohabbat par shaq tha.... Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari mohabbat ka tab hum par kisi aur ka haq tha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mohabbat ko log gum samajhte hain,Par mohabbat kya hai woh hum samajhte hain... Kuch log ruswa karte hain mohabbat ko,Magar haqiqat kya hai woh to sirf hum samajhte hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mulaqat waqt ki mehmaan ho gayi ,Nazar ki duniya viraan ho gayi... Kya kare saans bhi meri ab nahi rahi,Yeh zindagi aap pe kurbaan ho gayi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Woh mausam wo bahar uske samne kam thi,Saath guzra hua waqt woh fiza kam thi.... Door to aakhir hona hi tha zalim,Kya kare in haathon me saath rahne ki lakirein hi kam thi... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Maut aani hai sabko,Phir bhi apni zindagi ka anjaam chahta hoon... Mujhe unke sahare ki sakht zarurat hai,Phir bhi bas ek pal ke liye unka saath chahta (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Milna ittfak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Woh itna door hua jitna karib tha... Use dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli mera naseeb tha.... (From:archana - varanasi)

Main khud hi uski gali se kam gujarta hoon,koi masoom kyo mere liye badnaam ho jaye,ujale hamari yado ke mere sath hi rahne do, na jane kiss gali me meri jendagi ke sham ho jaye. (From:jitu - indore)

teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, 1 pal ki judai mudat si lagti hai, pehle nahi tha socha par abb sochne lage hai hum, zindagi k har lamhe me teri Zarurat si lagti (From:shekhu - kwa)

ABB UMAR HO GAYI HAI DIL KI KITAB MAIN KUCH KHUSK PATON K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA JAZBE TAMAM KHO GAYE LAMHON KI DHOOL MAIN ABB DIL MAIN DHARKANO K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA (From:Emon - Dhaka)

Dil hai mohabbat se bhara..phirbhi majboor rahta hu...mohabbat kam na kar dena...ki tumse door rahta hu (From:Saeed - Pune)

Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai,Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai. Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai. (From:sagar shinde - nashik)

Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya, Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya, Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan, Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao U.P)

Ae Khuda aapne Chand Pe Etna Guru na Kar, Ek Chand sa PYAR hum bhi rakhte hai, Jab Tarif hoti hai Tere Chand ki, Log Misal mere PYAR ki Dete hai! (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

jaroorat hi nahi alfaas ki, dosti to cheez hai bus ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, door se bhi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)

kasme tooti ham khamosh rahe waade toote to dil ghabra utha,bikhare khwabon ne tadap badai aapse to mili hame bewafai.par is dil ne kee hamse wafai dil ka manjar jaahir na kiya. hothon ne kasme nibhaye na gila na shikwa kiya....tab paak rooh ne tanha dil ko samjhaya beijjat na kar apni wafa is kadar mere yaar mohabbat karna ho to apne aap se kar. (From:rajiv hirani - pune)

Chale aao hum tumhe yaad karte hai, ye woh gunaah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hai, jala ke dil me hasraton ke chirag, apke aane ka intezaar karte hai. (From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao(U.P)

Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo

(From:Umar - )

Milna ittfak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Woh itna door hua jitna karib tha... Use dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli pera naseeb tha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

dekho awaj dekar paas hume paoge,aoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,dur rehkar bhi tum he pe najar hai meri,haathon se tham lenge jabbhi thokar khaoge. (From:sharad pathak - bhopal)

Mahek teri aaj bhi meri saanson me hai,Har ek ada teri meri aankhon me hai.... Tu bhale mita de apne dil se,Mera wajud magar teri jagah aaj beri yaadon me hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.) India)

Dil me tumhare apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge. (From:Humaira )

Raakh ho gaya chama armano ka,Naamo nisaa na bacha mere afsano ka.... Babadi pe rajo gum kaisa yaaron,Hashr yahi hota hai deewano ka.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paaye,Zamaae ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye... Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,Chod diya unhone aur hum sawaal na kar paaye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aasman ko pata tha ki raat kya hoti hai,Zuban ko pata tha ki baat kya hoti hai... Ab tak anjan tha jin thapedon se main,Woh bewafa bata gayi ki bewafai kya hoti hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

dard jab pyar ki ho to sharab se pee lena , jab dil se dard uthe to hoto se dadaa lena aur yaad jab meri aaye to dil ke aine me dekh lena (From:sourav jain - kolkata)

Dard e dil ne dekho kitna gam jhele hai, mere masoom dil mai zakhmoke mele hai, mehfil ki khwahish thi mujhe yaron, dekho zindagi mei aaj hum kitne akele (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Kab khayal unka dil me nahi hota kab dard dil se juda nahi hota kuch to majburiya rahi hogi unki bhi bhala yuhi kahi koi bewafa nahi hota. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Ab kai tu chahatoon ka yeh mausam bura na tha, Par ussay pahlay wo bhi tu uljha hua na tha. Kaisa azaab tha kay bicharnay ki rasam main, Jo murr kay dekhta tha wo pathar hua na tha. (From:Qudsia Begum - )

Zikar unka hi aata hai mere fasane me,Jinko jaan se jyada chaha humne zamane me.... Tanhai me unki hi yaad ka sahara mila,Nakamyab rahe jinhe hum bhulane me.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Dete ho kyo yeh dard bas hami ko?,Kya samjhoge tum in aankhon ki nami ko?.... Yu to honge lakhon deewane is chand ke,Chand kya mehsus karega ek taare ki kami ko.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Bheegi palkon ke sang muskurate thev hum,Pal pal dil ko behlaate the hum... Woh door the humse to kya hua,Unhe yaad rakhne ke liye hi to bhulaate the hum.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Pal bhar me toot jaye woh kasam nahi,Aapko bhool jaye woh hum nahi.... Tum hume bhool jao is baat me dum nahi,Kyonki tum hume bhool jao itne bure hum nahi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

gum na kar e dil, jo tujhe unki rehgujar nahi milti, mayus na ho sabhal zara jo teri manzil nahi milti, tere arman lutte hai to lutne de, har jagaha duniya itni sangdil nahi milti. (From:Umesh Pandey - Delhi)

A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega... Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR, Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega (From:saurabh kumar - jamshedpur)

Muddat ho gai un tanhaio ko guzare, fir ab bhi in aankho me, woh khamoshi kyu hai? Tod diya yakin mohabbat par se jisne mera, woh sakhs ab bhi pyaar ke kabil kyu hai? Chun chun kar jiski yaadon ko aapne jivan se nikala maine, woh ab bhi mere din me raat me shamil kyu hai? Yaad na aai mujhe chahat jiski, mere dil par ab bhi uski hukumat kyu hai? Khatam ho gaya jo rishta, woh aaj bhi sans le raha hai, mere vartamaan me jivit, woh ab bhi shamil kyu hai?? Kyu..?? (From: ehuzefa - Jalgaon)

Dil dard karta hai jiski dawa tumho, Chu kar jo gudgude kar jaye wo hawa tum ho, Kabhi-Kabhi aankhon se beh jati hai wo yaad tum ho, Us yaad se jab dil khil uthta to hothon par muskurahat tum ho, Aaj sirf itna kehna hai mein sirf tumhara aur meri sirf tum ho..

(From:kishan - raigarh)

Woh katchi galiyon se mein chalta gaya Un mein tushje dhoonta hua Mein kutch nirash sa ho gaya Us gali ke shor mein Mujhe sirf teri hi awaaz sunaie deti Jab pata chala tu chali gayee Yeh ankhon mein teri soorat kutch reh gayee Har ek ladki mein teri khoobsurati dikne lagee Logon ne mujhe deewana karaar diya Bus uske baad kya hona tha Dusre dil dene walon ke jaise Mera bhi janaza uth gaya (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Kitna sundar kitna nyara mere desh ka har ek nazara sina taankar khada Himalay pavitra paavan Ganga ki dhara prem ka pratik bana Taj Mahal he bhktajno ka ghar Gurudwara kahin Allah-O-Akbar ki sada he kahin Ram Naam kisi ne pukara Girjaghar mein dip jala he Hari naam ka rat laga he Gandhi, Subhash, Bhagat Singh ke lahoo ne isko sincha ise sanwara kahin khet dulhan se sajhe he khalihaano mein mele se lage he kaumi ekta aur akhanditta ki jinda mishaal he desh hamara Tulsi Daas ke dohe kahin pe kahin pe gunjti he Sant Waani Awliya-O-Allah ka watan he ye he hindustaan hamara Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Isaai Hum sabhi he bahi-bhai hum he ek duje ka sahara haan (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Daastaan-e-gham-e-dil unko sunaii na gayi baat bigdii kuchh aisii ki banaii na gayi Sab ko ham bhool gaye josh-e-junoon mein lekin ek teri yaad thi aisi ki bhulaai na gayi (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste. Mera har ikrar tere har inkar se behater hoga, mera her din teri har raat se behater hoga, ager yaken na aae to doli se ghank kar dekh lena, mera janaja tere barat se behater hoga. (From:abhinit(smcet, mech) - jaipur)

Yadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai kaano me gunjti sehnai si lagti hai aap karib hain to aapnapan hai, warna seene me saans bhi parai si lagti hai. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai, Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Tamanna phir machal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Ye mausam phir badal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Nahi milte jo tum mujh se to sab humdard hain mere zamana mujh se jal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao.... (From:VINAY - Delhi)

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsas to hota hai, ki shayad koi hume yaad to karta hai. Milne na aaye to kya, hum par chand lamhe to barbaad to karta hai...

(From:anamika - pune)

Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan (From:vineet - delhi)

Jindgi Me Kabhi Kessi Se pyar Mat Karna , Galti Se bhi Ho jay To inkar mat karna ,chal sako to chalna is raho main ,varna kisiki jindgi barbad mat karna (From:Raju H.Vasani - Webcom-Bhuj-Kutch)

Tamanna phir machal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Ye mausam phir badal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Nahi milte jo tum mujh se to sab humdard hain mere zamana mujh se jal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao.... (From:VINAY - Delhi)

Tammana phir machal jaaye agar tum milne ajao, Ye mausam bhi badal jaaye, Agar tum milne ajao, Mujhe Gham hai ke Maine is duniya mein kuch nahi paaya, Ye gham ab door hojaaye, Agar tum milne ajao.. (From:nadeem - india)

Gulshan ki fakat fulo se nahi kato se bhi jinat hoti hai. jine ke liye duniya me khushiyon ki he nahi gam ki bhi jarurat hoti hai (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Raste par mat baitho hawa tang karegi, Gujare hue lamhon ki saja tang karegi, Kisi ko mat lao dil ke itne kareeb, uske jane par uski har ek ada tang karegi. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

Socha tha isbar unko bhul jayenge, Dekhkar bhi unko undeha kar jayenge, par jab jab samne aya chehra unka, socha isbar dekh le , agli bar bhul jayenge.. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

kabhi kaha na kisise tere fasane ko, jane kaise khabar lag gayi zamane ko! Dua bahaar ki mangi to itni ful khile, Kahin jagah na mili mere aashiyaneko!! (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)

pathar pani pe mat maro ,use koi aur bhi peeta hai, zindagi jeeni hai to pyar se jeo, tumeh dekh ke koi aur bhi jeeta hai. (From:onkarraj - dharamsla)

tujh se bicharne ka khayal seh nahi paata phir bhi dil ki baat keh nahi paata kyun hain aakhir zindagi mein is qadr majbooriaan maut bhi nahi aati, zinda bhi reh nahi paata (From:manish - guwahati)

teri har berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne..... mohabbat ka har karz ada kiya humne..... mat soch humne tujhe bhula diya.... khuda se pehle tera hi sajda kiya humne ....... (From:manish - guwahati)

Hamne jab suna lafz tanhai ka, Yaad aaya LAMHA unki judai ka, Bohat samjhaya is dil ko HANNAN, Kyun karna intezar aisi BEWAFAI ka. (From:Shaikh Hannan - Mumbai)

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge. (From:ROHIT SHARMA - JODHPUR (RAJASTHAN))

Dil tor diya, chita bhi jalaa dena, kafan na mile dupatta uda dena, koi puche rog kya tha to nazar jhukakar mohabbat bata dena. (From:Sayantan Das - Kolkata)

Sar Jhukaogay tu pathar bhi daiwta hojayega, Itna na chaho ussay, wo bewafa hojayega. Hum bhi darya hain, hamain apna hunar maloom hai, Jis taraf chal pare raasta hojayega. (From:Sadia - Zain)

Kisi fakir ka kabhi aitbar mat karna, Dosti ki hado ko kabhi paar mat karna... Kho doge use hamesha ke liye, Jo achchha lage use kabhi pyar mat karna... (From:reshmaa - )

Yaadon me hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna, Nazaron se dur pal dil ke paas rakhna, Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho, Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna... (From:Dipali - Pune)

Pyar ka jazba bhi kya khwaab dikha deta hai Ajnabi chehre ko mehboob bana deta hai (From:Atul - )

Dil se unhe na kabhi bhula paye hum Kaise karte ye gunaah jab khat bhi kabhi na koi jala paye hum (From:Atul - )

need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko.. Zamana kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko.. (From:arif - sec bad)

need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko.. Zamana kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko.. (From:shanu - ne w delhi)

Tumse roz milne ko dil chahta hai, Kuch sunne sunane ko dil chahta hai. Tha kisike manane ka andaaz aisa, Ki phir se rooth jane ko dil chahta hai. (From:Lucky - Indore(M.P))

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai.pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.... (From:saleem - bangalore)

Dil ki mehfil me ujala kijiye,Ek pyar bhara geet gaaya kijiye.... Zindagi khoobsurat ban jayegi,Apno ke liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... Khuda aapko har khushi de,Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Apni woh mulaqat kuch adhuri si lagi,Paas ho ke bhi thodi duri si lagi... Hontho pe hasi aankhon me majboori si lagi,Zindagi me pehli baar kisi ki duri si lagi.. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mohabbat ka sila kuch nahi,ek gum ke siw mila kuch nahi... Saare armaan to jal ke khaak ho gaye,Log kehte hain phir bhi jala kuch nahi... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Ek pyar karne wale ne Duniya ko sochne par majbur kar rakha.... Bana ke TAJMAHAL usne Mohabbat ka naam amar kar rakha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Jisko humne samjha apna uske daaman me daag tha,Hum mar rahe the ro-ro kar... Par us bewafa ke mann me Uska hi khayal tha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga, to khud bhi zaroor ajmaya hoga, Hamari to aukaat hi kya hai, Is ishq ne khuda ko bhi zaroor rulaya hoga. (From:Lipta Arora - Delhi)

Har sagar k do kinare hote hain, Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain, yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho, Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain.... (From:Nitin Manocha - Delhi)

Aey Kaash Ki Aapka Ghar Humaare Ghar Ke Saamne Hota,Aapse Baat Naa Sahi , Dekhnaa Tou Naseeb Hota.... (From:Gourav - CUTTACK)

Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko par khuda se badkar yar mila humko na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki hamein a dost!! Teri dosti se woh pyaar mila humko.. (From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)

Chahne se har baat nahi hoti.. Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti.. Jo pasand hai dusron se zyada.. Unse Kambakht mulakat nahi hoti! (From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)

Bahut Ajeeb Se Lagte Ho, Dur Rehkar Bhi Dil Ke Bahut Kareeb Lagte Ho... Malum Hai Tumhe Hum Paa Na Sakenge, Phir Kyun Tum Hume ,, Humare Naseeb Lagte Ho.... (From:Raj - Bhubaneswar)

Ajmaish Pyar Main Jaruri hoti hai. Na mil paana kisi ki majboori hoti hai. yaad door se dost ko kar to sakte hai. lekin Dil ki hasarat to mulakat se puri hoti hai. (From:Pravin Wankhede - Amalner, Dist Jalgaon)

GAGAN KE TOOTEY TARO KA HAAL KISNE PUCHA HAI,JANHA MEIN DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI ,SABHI NE PHULO KO CHAHA HAI SULAGTI RAKH PE DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI (From:DEV - KOLKATA)

rado gham se bhara fasana he,aaj ro ro tujhe sonana he,teri yaadon ka ik samandar he,doob k humko paar jana he (From:farah - oslo,)

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge... Par maan jana manane se,Warna yeh bheegee palkein le ke kaha jayenge... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aazmaish pyaar me jaruri ho sakti hai,Na mil pana kisi ki majburi ho sakti hai... Yaad dur se kar sakte hain,Par dil ki hasrat to milne se he puri ho sakti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati... Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,Na lene se meri jaan jati hai... Kaise kahu ki sirf saans se main zinda hoon,Jabki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Musafir ke raaste badalte rahe,Mukaddar me chalna tha chalte rahe.... Woh kya the jisne hume thukra diya,Magar umar bhar haath milte rahe.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mere dost pehle sher sunate hain,Phir puchte hain tujhe ye kaha se milte hain... Unka bhi dil meri tarah tuta hua ho to,Unhe pata chale yeh to tanhaiyon se milte hain... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Palkon ki is luka-chhipi ko dil kehta hai main pyaar maan loon... Na keh ke woh hans deti hai,Kaise main inkaar maan loon.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe.... Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,Hum aankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Lamha lamha karke zindagi banayi,Zindagi mohabbat me simat aayi... Mohabbat thi to tanhai na thi,Warna kaise door hoti yeh tanhai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake,Khayalon me kisi aul ko la na sake.... Kisi ko dekh ke aansu to poch liya,Par kisi ko dekh ke muskura na sake.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,Har pal adhuri si lagti hai... Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jod de,Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Khushi mile to baat lenge hum,Gam ke andhere ko bator lenge hum.... Tum na karna apni aankhein nam,Tere badle ro lenge hum.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Bikhre ashko ke moti hum piro na sake,Uski yaad me saari raat so na sake.... Beh na jaaye aansuon me tasvir uski,Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

mehak mohabbat ki kabhi kam na hogi....zindagi mohabbat se kabhi kam na hogi....saath jo zindagi main agar aaap ka ho....to zindagi JANNAT se kam na hogi!!!! (From:zony)

Yeh raate itni tanha kyon hoti hai, sabko apne kismat se shikayat kyo hoti hai, yeh kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti hai, jise hum paa nahi sakte usi se hume muhabbat kyon hoti hai.

(From:Pinku - ranchi)

Har Ek Baat Pe Kahte Ho Tum Ki Tu Kya Hai Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaz-E-Guftagu Kya Hai Ragon Main Daurte Phirne Ke Hum Nahin Qayal Jab Aankh Se Hi Na Tapka To Phir Lahoo Kya Hai (From:Iqra - )

Har Khushi kam hai, Tera Ghum Bholane Ke Liye, Ek Tera Hi Ghum Bus Hai, Zindagi Bher Rulane Ke Liye (From:Ahsan )

sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju, aap jesse saaks ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to kya kahe, jo khud Gulab ho use gulab kya bhejun... (From:VAIBHAV WADGAONKAR - JALNA)

Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein,Najdik ho to nazar uthayi nahi jaati... Yeh ishq ki aag hi aisi hai,Lag jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati...... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Hum to yu hi bekhudi me keh baithe ki hume koi yaad nahi karta... Jis ka ho tere jaisa dost woh kabhi Khuda se bhi fariyaad nahi karta.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Abhi to Baaj ki asali udaan baaki hai,Abhi to aapka imtihan baaki hai... Abhi tak to aapne jami dekhi hai,Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Manzil unhi ko milti hai,Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai.... Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,Hoslo se udaan hoti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,Kaano me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai... Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,Khawhishon se bhara ho harc pal..... Daman bhi chota lagne lage,Itni khushiyan de aapko aane wala kal.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

duniya jise neend kahti hai , jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai.......... aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai , par woh unse milne ki tarkib hoti hai... (From:alok - patna)

Aarzu honi chahiye kisiko yad karne ki,Lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain..waqt hona chaahiya kisike sath guzarne ke liye, Bhane to apne aap ban jate hain.. (From:vasco - india)

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi.... (From:bb - nasik)

kal humare aangan mein chaand utra, sitaron ko gavara naa tha, hum to sitaron se bhi bagawat kar lete, par kya karte chaand hi humara naa tha. (From:gurjeet singh - panipat(haryana))

Jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye Khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye Ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki Afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.. (From:Ahsan - Hyd)

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi.... (From: Jeetu)

Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon me chhupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti hai mohobbat, usne shayad humari mohobat nahi (From:Shirish Tomer - Mumbai)

Duniya jise neend kehti hai,Jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai....Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,Par woh unse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Rang wale rang se tasveer badal dete hain,Nikle hue kamaan se teer badal dete hain... Tumse mere do aansu na badle gaye,Badalne wale to taqdeer badal dete hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Jab Kabhi apko koi gam sataye, koi baat dil ko na bhaye, aankhen sagar chalkaye, yaad karke dekhna hame, kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaye. (From:Shirish - Mumbai)

Dost hain to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai,Dost na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hoti hai....Sara khel to dosti ka hai,Warna arthi aur baarat ek saman hoti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Hasrate mohabbat ki laqiron se mit gayi,Teri judai se meri mohabbat bheeg gayi....Ab to gujregi benoor zindagi,Kyo wo mujhe tanhai de gayi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

zindagi bata kidhar jana hai har taraf maut ka aashiyana hai,kah do koi ham aaj bhi mohabbat karte hain,aa jaye kabar par agar aansu bahana hai. (From:ashu - )

Rooth gaye jo aap,, dil ke tukde hazaar ho gaye. Hanste hue the ham, bikhar ke zaar-zaar ho gaye. Nadaan hami the, soch ye sharm-saar ho gaye. Suhkr Khuda ka, do bol aapke, jeene ke aasaar ho gaye. (From:Saurabh Gupta - Agra)

karib rehne ki chah to hamaen bhi thi,par na jane kyon faasle hi darmiyan aaye... marz ki dava to le lete hum bhi,par na jaane kyon jakhm nazar hi nahin aaye (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko Log chehre tak bhul jate hai Tum samandar ki baat karte ho Log aankho me dub jate hai (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka - Fir Tumhari yaad aayi. Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko - jo tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi. (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

Juban khamosh aankhon mein nami hain,Yahi ek Dastan-e-Zindagi hai...Yu to har zakham bhar jaate hain,Kaise bharegi wo jagah jahan aap ki kami hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Rutho mat hume manana nahi aata,Dur mat jana hume bulana nahi aata...Tum bhul jao tumhari marzi,Magar hum kya kare hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Dosti ke bhi kuch andaaz hote hain,Jagti aankho me bhi kuch khawab hote hain... Zaroori nahi ki gum me aansu nikle,Muskarati aankho mein bhi sailaab hote hain.. (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

Meri dua hai tu sabse nek sirat ho,Teri tarah tera dil bhi khoobsurat ho...Dua se pehle mile tujhko jo tu chahe,Dua ko bhi tere haathon ki zarurat ho... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

Ek dil mere dil ko jalan de gaya,Zindagi mujhe jeene ka kafan de gaya...Laakho phulon me se ek phul chuna hamne,Jo kaanto se gehri chubhan de gaya.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Dil se yeh dua hai hamari,Zindagi tumhari sanwar jaye... Har nazar mein bas pyar nazar aaye,Tumhe jiski talaash hai DOST,Khuda kare woh khud tumhari talaash mein aaye... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aetabar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai. (From:ZOORASH )

jana na maine pyar main , manjile nishan ko . ek din jo tumko pa gaye, bus pa gaye jahan ko. (From: Nitish, Kharagpur)

mehki baharo main tumhe foolo ki tarah dekha hai,baraste sawan main tumhe boondo ki tarah dekha hai,saza rakhe hai jo khawab apni zindagi ki raho main, un raho main tumhe apni dulhan bane dekha hai. (From: Nitish, Kharagpur)

Zindagi ke kya haal sunaye,Har shaam udasi ke naam hai... Uski yaad me aankhein nam hain,Ek haath me cigaratte hai ek haath me jaam hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Chupke se chand ki roshni aapki ho jaaye,Dheere se hawa aapko kuch keh jaaye... Dil se jo chahte ho wo maang lo Khuda se,Hum bhi dua karenge ki woh aapka ho jaaye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(Lucknow))

Ek silsile ki umeed thi jinse wahi faasle banate gaye...Hum to paas aane ki koshish me the jane kyo wahi duriyan badate gaye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(Lucknow))

Bahut mushkil se kal ki raat guzri hai,Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai...Na neend aaye na khawaab koi,Bas aap ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(Lucknow))

Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsaas banaya,Phool ne maali ko kuchh khaas banaya... Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya,Mohabbat ne kitno ko PARO aur DEVDAS banaya... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Raat chirago se saja rakhi hai,Shart botal se laga rakhi hai...Shayad aa jaaye koi humse bhi pyasa,Yahi soch ke humne thodi si bacha rakhi hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

CHAHNE SE KOI CHEIZ NAHI HOTI, HAR MUSKURAHAT KHUSHI NAHI HOTI.. KEHNA CHAHTE HAIN BAHUT KUCH MAGAR, KABHI ALFAZ TO KABHI ZUBAAN SATH NAHI HIOTI.. (From:gk_k19 - U.P.)

Phir ek bewafa ko Dost bana baithe,Uski saadgi se phareb kha baithe... Pattharon se haiapna rishta purana,Phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum,Teri taqdir mein har khushi likh dete... Jo mod tujhe kamyabi dilaye,Har lakir ko us taraf mod dete.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aap he humari dilnashi hai,Aap he humari har khushi hai...Kar lijiye kabul hamari dosti,Kuch he palo ki to zindagi hai.. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mana ke khawab na ban sake teri aankhon ka,Ashq ban ke teri sama jayenge... Mar ke bhi tumse juda na honge,Khak ban ke teri galion mein bikhar jayenge... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Mujhe koi jeene ki hasrat nahi hai,Agar tumko mujhse mohabbat nahi hai... Bhula do yeh rangish ki baatein,Mujhe gam uthane ki aadat nahi hai... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Sun sako to ek kahani hoon main,Rakh sako to ek nishani hoon main...Paa sako to ek saaya hoon main,Rok na saki jise saari duniya woh ek bund aankh ka paani hoon main... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

reth par kabhi naam likhte nahi reth par likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi aap kahte hon ki hum patthar dil he par patthar par likhe naam kabhi mitethe nahi (From:luv nikesh - amravati)

MILI BAHUT SAJAA USASE DIL LAGANE KI. NAJAR LAG GAYI PYAR KO JAMANE KI....KABRA SE NIKALE HUYE DONO HAATH KEHATE HAIN.... AARJOO RAH GAYEE USE APANA BANANE KI.....! (From:LINA K. - NASIK (MS))

Aankho Mein Armaan Diya Karte Hai, Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai, Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi.... samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya karte Hai..... (From: 0 - Surat)

Hum khak zamien ki ho kar ke ush Chand ki hasrut kar baithe, Woh cheez Khuda se unchi thi hum jisse mohabbat kar baithe.... (From: - Surat)

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai mein, Yaad meri aaye jab judai mein, Mehsus karna tumhare hie paas hoon main, Jab chahe mujhe dekh lena aapni Parchai mein. (From: - Surat)

Is subahki tanhaie se, Is dardki gehrayie se, Ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai... zara Samjho in Fizaoun ki jubanko, Aaj fir tumhe koi yaad kar RAHA HAI (From: - Surat)

Aanknoun mein rehne wale ko yaad nahi karte, Dil mein rehne wale ki baat nahi karte Hamari to RUUH mein bas gaye ho aap, Tabhi to milneki FARIYAD nahi karte... (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Kanton ko chubana sikhaya nahi jata , Phulon ko khilna sikhaya nahi jata , koi ban jata hai khud hi apna, kisikon apna banaya nahi jata (From:Anil Jadhav - Mumbai ,Dadar)

Kissa E Dil Sunane Se Kya Fayda, Ilzam Hum Pe Lagane Se Kya FYda, Harbaar Tuta Mere Sapno Ka Mahel. Ret Ke Gharonde Banane Se Kya FYda. (From: - Surat)

waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,thode se jakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai,chahta hai aapse hamesh door rehna, per waqt hamen majboor kar deta hai. (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

ek lamhe me unhone jindagi sanwar di,ek lamhe me unhone jindagi ujad di,par kasoor unka nahi hamara hai,kyonki us ek lamhe me hamne jindagi gujar di. (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

gudluck to my gudluck,may life bring happiness for her,and i will waiting for her,till my death.that is intezar (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

tanhai ke is aalan ne na koi sathi hai na koi aarman hai,bus yaadon ka shama hai,sikwa karen bhi to kisse karen,jab mera yaar hi bebfa hai (From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))

Tasaalli ho jayegi hume, Zara itna to bata do, Tumhein bhi to Hichkiyan aati hain, Jub Hum Tumhe Yaad karte hai.... (From:Sundar - Mumbai)

manahum aap se mil nahi pate,aisa nahi ke aap aap hame yaad nahi aate,mana ke jahan ke sab rishte nibhae nahi jaate,per jo bas jaate hain dil main wo fir bhulae nahi jate (From:sanju - alwar)

Dil ka gulab jise chum ke diya,Usne muhje bahar se mehrum kar diya... Tumhari berukhi ne to hamara naam kar dala,Hume shayar bana ke mera saathi jam bana dala... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kisi ko mil jaati hain rangeen baharein,Kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta... Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal,Kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Raat ki tanhai mein yaad tumhari aati hai,Saath hi neend meri udd jaati hai... Itna saha hai tujhe paane ke liye,Ki ab har saans teri hi yaad aati hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Ishq hume jeena sikha deta hai,Wafa ke naam pe marna sikha deta hai... Ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho,Zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Rishton ki ehmiyat batate hain faasle,Magar thoda tadpate hain faasle.... Dilo mein ho na duri dua karna,Chahe yuhi rahe milo ka faasle.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Haale dil tumko sunate jo tum pass hote, Ashk tumhare saath bahate jo hum tum pass hote, Chandni raat ki un haseen yaadon ko ek baar phir doharate jo tum pass hote.. (From:Neeraj - ( Delhi))

phool kushboo se pooche hum aapke hai kaun, dil dhadkan se pooche hum aapke hai kaun, hum to hai nadaan... aap hi bataye hum aapke hai kaun (From:Rajni)

ek lamhe me unhone zindagi savar di,ek lamhe me unhone zindagi ujaad di, Kasoor unka nahi hamara tha jo un do lamho me humne zindagi guzar di;

(From:kashif & anu - jharkhand)

Har nazar ko ek nigah ka hak hai..Har rooh ko ek aah ka hak hai..Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai is duniya mein,,Hume bhi ek gunaah ka hak hai. (From:kuldeep - indore)

Lamhe ye sunhare kal saath ho na ho... in lamho mein kal,aaj jaise baat ho na ho..hamari yado ko apne dil mein hi rakhna..tamaam umar chhahe mulakat ho na (From:kuldeep - indore)

Mujhe dard-e-dil ki tnteha malum hai.. Mujhe dardeeishq ki saza malum hai...mujhe muskurane ki dua na do.. Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.. (From:kuldeep - indore)

Shaam ke baad milti hai raat.. Har baat mein samai hui hai teri yaad..Bahut tanha hoti ye zindagi...Agar nahi milta jo aapka saath.. (From:kuldeep - indore)

Dala hai Lifapa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Dala hai Lifapa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Humain kya pata tha isi bich main Dakiya hi Unhei Chahe ga. (From:soum - berhmpur (Orissa))

Teri Duniya Ko Madhosh Kar Denge, Tere Liye Jalte Sholo Par Chal Denge, Ye Dost Tu Ek Ishara To Kar Tere Mobile Ko SMS Se Bhar Denge !!! (From:Saket - IIT Kharagpur)

Peete nahi hai,Fir bhi aap ki chhahat mein doob jane lage... Aap hi sochiya aap hume kitne pyare hai,Khuda ko chhod ke aapki kashish mein jeene lage.. (From:kuldeep-Indore)

duniya me koi kisike liye kuch nehi karta, marne wale ke saath har koi nehi mart, arne marne ke tho baat dur rahi,yaha toh zinda hai phir bhi koi yaad nehi karta (From:nash - jaisalmer)

Aap nahi aap ki photo hi sahi,Mohabbat nahi mohabbat ki chaht hi sahi, Youn to boht nasha ho gaya hamko, Kya hua jo Ankho se pine ki chaht hi sahi. (From:Vinay - Mumbai)

Raat Ko jaag kar subha ka intazar karna,aapse milkar bhi milne ka intezar karna, Kuch to Kashish hai Aap me, Kanha se sikha aapne karar dekar bekarar karna! (From:vinay - Mumbai)

Zindagi di hai to jine ka hunar de.. Jo bakshe hai pair to tofha a safar de.. JUban to tune baksh di hai par ab meri baato mein asar de.. (From:kuldeep - indore)

Bund Bund se hai Sgar ki gehrayi, Iski har bund hai mujhme samayi, Koi maange to ek bund na de sakenge, Kyunki hat bund mein hai apki dosti samayie. (From:- Surat)

Aankhon ki saza tab tak hai jab tak didar na ho,Dil ki saza tab tak hai jab tak pyar na ho... Yeh zindagi bhi ek saza hai,Jab tak aap jaisa yaar na ho.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Humne kab aap se mulaqat ka wada chaha,dur rehkar to tujhe aur bhi jyada chaha.... Teri yaad aayi mujhe aur bhi shiddat se,Bhul jane ka jab bhi irada chaha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Na jaane kaun si baat aakhri hogi,Na jaane kaun si raat aakhri hogi... Karni hai to kar lo jee bhar ke baatein,Na jaane kaun si saans aakhri hogi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Agar humne apne gum aapko de diye hote,To aap apne hosh kho diye hote.... Hum to phir bhi muskura rahe hain,Aap to khuda kasam ro diye hote......

(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

Udas nahi hona kyonki main saath hoon,Saamne na sahi par aas-paas hoon... Palkon ko band kar jab bhi dil mein dekhoge,Main har pal tumhare saath hoon... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Dhaarayein behti hein to bhanvar uthte hain.jahaan tumhe mushkil hoti hai wahan hum hote hain. (From:Shishir Singh - Jaipur)

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,Jhuki nazaro ko ikraar kehte hain...Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,Kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain... (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

TUM NE NA KIYA YAAD BHULKAR BHI HAMAIN,TUM NE NA KIYA YAAD BHULKAR BHI HAMAIN LEKIN HUM NE TUMHARI YAAD MAIN SAB KUCH BHULADEYA. (From:samreen - hyderabad)

KAB TAK SATAOGE HUM KO,KAB TAK ROLAOGI HUM KO,MAGAR KIS TARHA BHULA PAOGE HUM KO ,KHUDA JANE KIYA HALL TUMHARA JAB IS JAHAN MAIN NA PAOGI HUM KO. (From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD)

KASH DIL KI AWAZ MEIN ITNA ASAR HO JAYE ,HUM TUMHE YAAD KAREIN AUR TUMKO KHABAR HO JAYE. (From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

SITARON SE AAGE JAHAN AUR BHI HAIN ,ABHI ISHQ KE IMTEHAN AUR BHI HAIN. (From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

pathar pani main math pheko usse koi aur bhi peetahai, zindagi haske jiyot tumhe dekh kar koi aur bhi jeeta hai.

(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

Kash woh nagme sunaye na hote aaj unko sunkar ye aansu aye na hote. Agar is tarha bhool jana hi tha to itni geherai se dil mein samaye na hote. (From:samreen - hyderabad)

MAUT KI GODI MAI JAB SONA HOGA,NA KOI TAKYA NA HI KOI BICHONA HOGA,HUM HONGE BUS HAMARI TANHAYI HOGI ,AUR KABRISTAN KA EK CHOTA SA KONA (From:samreen - hyderabad)

Jaate Jaate woh koi aachi nishani de gaye, umar bhar daura saku aisi kahani de gaye, hum to reh gaye pyaase, par humari palko ko woh pani de gaye.... (From: - Surat)

Kisi din hamari lean khabar, ke kya beet rahi ahi teray bagair, chalte hue raho mein rakhana nazar kahin tere kadmou ke neeche na ho meri KABAR.... (From:Huzefa Ezzy - jalgaon)

Deep jalte rahe Jagmate rahe hum tumhe tum hume yaad aate rahe jabtak zindagi hai dua hai meri ki aap phulo ki tarah muskurate rahe (From:- Surat)

Rab se aapki khusi mangte hain.. Duaon mein bhi apki hasi mangte hain... sochta hain kya mange aapse ? Chalo aapse apki umar bhar ka saath mangte hain... (From:Manish - Guwahati)

zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai, zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa hai, kisi ek se gila kya kare, sari duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai...

(From:Mohammed - Mumbai)

LOGO KO AKSAR KAHATE SUNA HAI KI JINDA RAHENGE TO FIR MILENGE ,MAGAR IS DIL NE MAHASOOS KIYA HAI KI MILTE RAHOGE TO JINDA RAHENGE.(*!*)ANU (From:ANUOSHO - RANCHI)

tooti hui kabra par, bikhare balon mein, jab royee thi meri jaanasheen. tab jaakar jana, maut bhi ho sakti hai itni haseen. (From:amjad ali - ranchi)

Karoge yaad ek din tum dosti ke zamane ko,Chale jayenge jis din hum kabhi na wapas aane ko...Chedega mehfil me zikar hamara koi,To chale jaoge tum tanhai mein aansoo bahane ko... (From:sadakat - mumbai)

IS TARHA TO NA SOCHA THA KE HONGE KHUWAB REZA REZA MERE......... KUCH IS TARHA SE BIKHRI HAI ZINDAGI KE SAMETNA MUSHKIL HAI.......... (From:JALAL AKBAR)

NA SAJDA KIYA KISI AUR KO, NA MAANGA KUCH BHI KISI SE.... MOHABBAT MEIN AE SANAM TUJH KO HUM KHUDA BANA BETHEY.... (From:JALAL AKBAR )

YEH DIL KA ROG LE KAR KAHAN JAYEIN HUM.... KHUDA KARE TERI MEHFIL MEIN HI MAR JAYEIN HUM.... LE KAR NAAM TERA APNE LABON SE.... APNI MOHABBAT SURKHROO KAR JAYEIN HUM.... (From:JALAL AKBAR )

hogaye do roz main abaad bhi barbaad bhi, ab tamanna yehi he na aye unki yaad bhi, wafaa jinse ki wo bewafaa hogaye, wo wade muhabbat ke kia hogaye, wo itna batade humain paas ake, kia mile unko humain yun mitake.... (From:Sumaiya - in everyone's heart)

Pyar ke phool har mausam me khilte hain,Dosti ke badal har mausam me baraste hain.. Hum mile ya na mile,Par yaad hum aapko har lamha karte hain....... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Fijaao se phool kabhi toot te nahi,Dil se dil kabhi ruth te nahi... Naam to puchte hain begano ka is jahan me,Apno se naam kabhi puchte nahi.... ...... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.... Hum bhi na karte parwah agar aap itne pyare na hote... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Jaane kitni udaan baaki hai,Is parinde me jaan baaki hai... Jitni batni thi bat chuki yeh zameen,ab to bas aasmaan baaki hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

zindgi to ek kiraye ka ghar hai, ek na ek din badlna padega, maut jab bhi humko aawaz degi ghar se bahar nikalna padega. (From:vikash - patna)

Teri taareef karte hain tau is mein kya burai hai, Khuda ne apne hathon se teri surat banayi hai. Tere gesu tere abroo teri ankhein ye lab tere, jo dil ko loot le jaye wo teri dilrubai hai. maraz yeh ishq ka aisa laga k phir nahin choota dua bhi humne ki shuma dua bhi aazmayi (From:UAJ BALOCH - )

yahi wafa ka sila hai tau koi baat nahin,yeh dard tumne diya hai tau koi baat nahin. yeh fikr hai k kahin tum bhi na saath chor chalo,jahan ne chor diya hai tau koi baat nahin. tumhi ne Ayina-e-Dil mera banaya tha,tumhi ne tor diya hai tau koi baat nahin. kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana,agar ye tumne kaha hai tau koi baat nahin. (From:Umair Ahmed - )

Parakhna mat parakhne main koi apna nahin rehta, kisi bhi ayine mein der tak chehra nahin rehta . muhabbat ek khushboo hai humesha saath chalti hai,koi insan tanhai mein bhi tanha nahin rehta (From:Umair Ahmed - )

har baat samazane ke liye nahi hoti.Zindagi hameshea paane ke liye nahi hoti.Yaad aksar aati hain aapaki...,Par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti. (From:Lina K. - Nasik (MS))

Hamne socha ab ham bhi likhenge shayari, pyaar ishq dard se bhari likh daalui ek shayari, logon ne bhi kari khub wah wah, lekin jis ke liye likhi thi us jaalim ne phar di woh shayari (From:Achal - Delhi)

NASHA HAI UNKI AANKHON KA PEENE KA BAHANA KARTE HAIN MARNE KI TAMANNA HAI MUJHKO JEENE KA BAHNAA KARTE HAIN. CHAAYI HAI KHUSI UNKE DIL MEIN OH GUM KA BAHANAA KARTE HAIN, DEEWANO TERA KOI GHAR HAI NA DAR OH SOCH KAR MUR JAATE HAI, RAKHNE KA LIYE O DIL MERA AANE KA BAHANAA (From:SATISH - GORAKHPUR)