Best Funny Compiled Sayari

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke “jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin! The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, u ask why? I come close to u, u feel shy, I tell u those three magical words…. Hye La, Puncture!!! Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ? ab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumharey bap ka kya jata hai ?! tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!! Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi. Biizay Mishra

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo, ke Adha piya aur adha chod diya Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar Nahin koi Vim Bar Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!! Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!! Mere marne ke baad mere doston, yu aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, sidhe upar chale aana!! Boond boond paani tapka... boond boond paani tapka, TAPAK TAPAK Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jehlla nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'..... PERFUME LAGAYA.. Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai, jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega! koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko..... tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge..... ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !! Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!! Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!! Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere raanjhnaa! Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa! Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum, Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa! Biizay Mishra

Tumne mere tan se khela, tumne mere dhan se khela, tumne mere man se khela, Well played, Well played, well played..!!! Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke notebichhaa deta hoon Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon.. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe, Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe, Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, toh hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, toh hum behosh ho gaye... Jale ko aag kehte hai, Bujhe ko khak kehte hai. Aapme jo cheez missing hai, usiko to dimag kehte hai. kaun kambakhat pita hai jine ke liye, kaun kambakhat pita hai marne ke liye , hum tao pite hai kayuki chita bhi pita hai. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...! Biizay Mishra

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh... Na woh inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai, kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi , wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi aaya tha longot main pahoonch gay paanch soo ki note main Batoon mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai Jawani nahi hai. Tum door sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai, Jab saans wahan par leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai. Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?

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Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se.... Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se..... Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi, Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.... Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi. Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.... Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega. Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe Varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain, Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai. Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai... kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai... Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon. tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon. khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon.. itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye , padhne wale rah gaye Biizay Mishra

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga.. Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE. Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe... "Abe gadhe ab utrega kese". tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie dekne chalen Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai. woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi [email protected]

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi t o hazaron ka kya hoga. takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar di Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal di Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera, teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera, ho ja GANJI kar de sawera wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin............. Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua Biizay Mishra

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya, Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya... Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ke phir se sula diya.... Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega Baithe tere khayalon mein, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam... Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam... Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam... Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai [email protected]

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”j ab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!

Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi, Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha

Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga, jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga

Jaise lohe ko loha kaat ta hai, zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko heera kaat ta hai, Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega.... Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho. Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein, Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they... Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha ….. Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye , Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye. Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye... Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

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Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee. Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah! Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah! Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga. Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai; Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai; Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya. Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend, unki mithee awaaz mei hi..raat jati hai beet, Ishi liye kahta hoo yaro, yeh risk na uthao, Kachua jalao macchar bhagao. Ek kami thi vo bhi aaj puri ho gayi, Dekha tujhe to rooh meri khushk ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte yuhee hai, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Aur chillake bole.....Paper Raddi wala !!!!! Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per Biizay Mishra

Sharaab ek bemari hai jo es samaaj barbaad kar rahi hai......... Aao milke kasam khaye ke es bemari ko khatam kar dengae.... Ek bottle tum khatam karna, baki hum kar dengae............... Ae Khuda....... Agar tujme dum hai .... to Taj Mahal Ko Hila ke dekh.... Agar tujme dum hai .... to Taj Mahal Ko Hila ke dekh.... Aagar Na Hila saka To mere paas beth aur do ghunt pi. Fir Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh................. Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge Woh bhi kya haseen din hua karte the, Jab hum hasino se gale mila karte the. Ye un dino ki baat hai jab hum "DO SAAL" ke hua karte the. auron ke liye kharaab sahi hamare liye to zindagi banti hai sau ghamon ke nichadne ke bad to ek khatra sharaab banti hai !!!!! Dil Ka Dard Dil Tor Dene wale Kya Jaane, Pyaar Ke Rivajoon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane, Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Patane Mein, Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Ladki Ka Baap Kya Jaane !!! Peeta tha toh usne chhuda diya apni kasam dekar, mehfil mein gaya to dosto ne pilaya uski kasam dekar Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye [email protected]

Dharti so rahi hai Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe DIBBE pe dibbe, DIBBE PE dibbe Are wah, kya balance! Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao......... kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi....... Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi...... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar...... Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar ! Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita takayak ,takalluf ka ye talaab he jaaane is sher ka kya matalab hai Biizay Mishra

pyaar key sitarey jab gardish mein hotey hai, laila ghar mein aur majno jail mein hotey hai. aap ki yaad me maine kalam utha hi liya. kagaz per aap ki tasveer banai. socha tha ki dil se laga kar rakhenge. per wo to bachho(child)ko darane ke kaam aai. Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage.. Baat aakar zubaan par rukne lage... to..to,,......to,,,, Vicks ki goli lo khich kich dur karo,. jis ke dil main dard ho usse dildar khete hain... jis ke sir main dard ho usse sardar khete hain.. pehle hum nashe me shaam guzaara karte the. ek din shaam nashe me thi, aur hum guzar gaye woh aaye the kabr par diya bujha ke chale gaye baki bacha tha jo tel, vo sir pe laga ke chale gaye Dil mein unhe basaayaa apni jaano banake, bewafa kisi aur ke saath chaldiya hume maamoo banake. Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai, jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega! Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jehlla nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!! Zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya, zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya, banna tha jiska baap uska mama bana diya.

shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye

Ai deevane tera hosh kidhar hai... Haddiyan to idhar hain tera gosht kidhr hai

Tere Leyae Chasma Pahenta hu, Chasma Pahenta Hu To Dekhte Nahi, Tere Leyae Chasma Pahenta hu, Chasma Pahenta Hu To Dekhte Nahi, Chasma Utaarta Hu To Dikhtee Nahi.

Main seedhe jaa raha thha Main seedhe jaa raha thha Main seedhe jaa raha thha Morh aaya murh gaya

ankh sey ankh mila meri rani ankh sey ankh mila meri rani teri baiee ankh kaneee to meri daiee ankh kaneee

Pajama ne Kaha Dhoti Se, Bane Hum Tum Ek Hi Dhage Se, Pajama Ne Kaha Dhoti Se, Bane Hum Tum Ek Hi Dhage Se, Farq sirf itna hai ke Tum khulti aage Se, Aur Main Peeche Se.

Kaun kehte hain ke budhe ishq nahi karte, kaun kehte hain ke budhe ishq nahi karte, budde ishq to karte hain par koi unpe shak nahi karte.

Gin mein basi Janki, Rum mein basae Ram, Desi mein basae Vishna, Whisky mein Hanumaan, Kis-Kis ka tyaad kare hum, Har bottle mein Bhagwaan draupadi ka vastraharan dushysan ko pada barii draupadi ka vastraharan dushysan ko pada barii sari pe sari parag sari Biizay Mishra

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