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COMMUNITY DIALOGUE

GAYBORHOOD OF THE YEAR

THINK NORTH

MINNEAPOLIS

12 A Word in Edgewise Being True to Oneself—Guilt-Free 13 Passing Scott Kyle 14 Queer as Folks Ms. Behavior Wins Jane Chambers Award • St. Paul Creates Domestic Partner Registry

COVER FEATURE 16 Gayborhood of the Year North Minneapolis

NEWS & POLITICS 24 Big Gay News National and World News

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

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Jamie Nabozny (left) and Bo Shaefer. Photo by Hubert Bonnet

26 On the Townsend Disordered (Thy Name Is Teenager) • Rag Nouveau: Turath Wa Jadid • The Syringa Tree • When We Are Married • Whatever Works 28 The Page Boy Blue Jesus • The Greeks & Greek Love: A Radical Reappearance of Homosexuality in Ancient Greece • Harry Wild Jones: American Architect • Holman Hunt and the Pre-Raphaelite Vision 30 Male/Male Romance Fiction Flourishes Transgressions • False Colors

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BAR SCENE 32 Twin Cities Bar Guide/Map Find Your Way to Hot Spots 32 Regional Bar Guide Out-of-Town Change of Pace 36 Bartender Spotlight 19 Bar: Casey 38 Minnesota AIDS Project Hosts Twin Cities BAR AIDS Event Parallels Dining Out for Life 40 Lush Food Bar Debuts in Northeast Minneapolis 42 Leather Life IML Says Bye Bye Barebacking 43 Bar Calendar Plan Your Bar Outings

CUISINE 46 Off the Eaten Path Vic’s 50 Word of Mouth Muddy Paws Cheesecake 52 Dining Guide Food for Every Mood

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Being True to Oneself—Guilt-Free J

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ust this past week, at the group’s annual meeting in Toronto, the American Psychological Association (APA) released a 138-page report concluding that scant evidence exists for the effectiveness of so-called “ex-gay” reparative programs aimed at changing an individual’s sexual orientation from gay or lesbian to straight. The report further asserts that such programs may be harmful to the client. Judith M. Glassgold, chairperson of the task force that presented the report, stated, “Contrary to claims of sexual orientation change advocates and practitioners, there is insufficient evidence to support the use of psychological interventions to change sexual orientation.” The Washington, DC-based APA, a scientific and professional organization that represents psychology in the United States, has

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some 150,000 members, making it the largest association of psychologists worldwide. Wayne Besen, Founding Executive Director of Truth Wins Out (TWO), a nonprofit organization that debunks antigay cant, applauded the APA report, but urged caution. Specifically, he pointed out that therapists still can bring coercive measures to bear on conflicted patients. “Religious therapists…can manipulate the framing of priorities,” Besen explained. “For example, they may ask clients what they find more important to their value system: ‘ephemeral hedonism’ or ‘eternal life in heaven.’ Given this loaded option, clients may feel they have no ‘choice’ but to live a life of hell on earth in order to get the keys to the Kingdom when they die.” Besen’s remarks are of import to any individual seeking professional help concerning his or her sexuality, particularly those from strict religious backgrounds. “Clients,” Besen continued, “can also be

easily manipulated by therapists who induce guilt by saying, ‘It is fine if you choose to exercise your options in a selfish manner by choosing your sexuality over Scripture.’” Besen stated in no uncertain terms that “such diabolical therapists may be within the new guidelines (barely) by ostensibly offering a troubled client the ‘choice’ and ‘freedom’ to be a ‘bad’ person. But, we all know this is just a tricky form of psychological abuse. While the APA guidelines are helpful, the group may need to address in the future how unsavory counselors use loopholes to continue tormenting the fragile minds of clients.” It is welcome news that one professional medical organization has stepped forward to defend formally the rights of patients to explore their sexuality unfettered by shame or guilt. But, as in any other area of life, one must be on the alert for hidden agendas among the healers. When seeking help, keep Besen’s caveats clearly in mind.

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cott R. Kyle, 48, passed away unexpectedly on July 27 at his apartment in Minneapolis. He was born June 25, 1961, in New Richmond, Wisconsin. Kyle was well-known for his athletic achievement. He spent the past 25 years playing competitive softball in the Twin Cities Goodtime Softball League (TCGSL), as well as in leagues and national tournaments sanctioned by the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance (NAGAAA). Among his greatest softball accomplishments, he was a key player on the A-level team that represented the Twin Cities and took first place at the 1987 and 1988 NAGAAA World Series. He was a member of the same team that also took second place at the 1992 World Series, and third place three other years. At the 2009 World Series, which takes place August 31-September 5 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Kyle’s stellar softball career will be honored when he will be inducted posthumously into the NAGAA Hall of Fame. A local memorial service for Kyle is being planned for early October.

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Queer As Folks | Ms. Behavior Wins Jane Chambers Award

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Nationally syndicated author and lesbian advice columnist Meryl Cohn, AKA Ms. Behavior—whose popular column appears in Lavender—has won the Jane Chambers Award. She captured it for her play The Siegels of Montauk, which focuses on three adult Jewish sisters who—together with their mother— close out the family’s Montauk beach house in the wake of their father’s death. The play, one of 140 entries, won after three rounds of adjudication by 16 feminist scholars and artists. Presented since 1984, the Jane Chambers Award, which is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year, is given by the Women and Theatre Program of the Association of Theatre in Higher Education. The award is named in memory of famous lesbian playwright Jane Chambers, author of My Blue Heaven, Last Summer at Bluefish Cove, and Kudzu.

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On July 22 at Camp Bar, St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman signed an ordinance creating a city domestic partner registry. Hours earlier, the St. Paul City Council had passed a resolution to recognize same-sex partnerships by a 6-0 vote. It made St. Paul the third city in Minnesota to do so, behind Minneapolis in 1991 and Duluth this past May. During the public hearing on the measure, no one spoke against it. Coleman said, “Equality is equality is equality—you can’t have equality for some, and not for others.” Though the St. Paul ordinance is a step in the right direction, many gay-rights supporters still noted that state law prohibits governments from extending health-care benefits to unwed couples, including same-sex couples.

(From left) Council Member Dave Thune, Mayor Chris Coleman, OutFront Minnesota Executive Director Amy Johnson, Council Member Lee Helgen.

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he revitalization of North Minneapolis, once a neck of the woods considered sketchy and possibly dangerous, has made it a community on the rise, with fresh neighbors and new locally owned businesses. Behind the wider impact are the grassroots efforts of Joel Breeggemann and Michael Pristash. When the couple moved to North Minneapolis seven years ago this September, affordability was the key consideration.

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Breeggemann recalls, “Back then, the housing market was nothing like it is today.” It wasn’t a buyer’s market, and the couple wanted to get a good deal on their first house. Pristash adds, “We wanted to get the most house for our money.” Prestige, on the other hand, would take time. Breeggemann admits that at first, he wasn’t proud to say he lived in North Minneapolis. The reality of the neighborhood seven years ago reinforced negative perceptions that dampened the local real estate market. Disruptions common to an urban area were prevalent in North Minneapolis. Pristash remembers, “The livability issues were tracked back to rental properties with slumlords.” North Minneapolis’s growing reputation as a GLBT-friendly sector—or“gayborhood”—of the Twin Cities started when Breeggemann and Pristash cre-

ated the NOMI (short for North Minneapolis) Home Tour and the Get to NOMI campaign. Their motivation? Finding a good neighbor, and improving the overall quality of life in their neighborhood. Breeggemann states, “We’ll never be Uptown, and that’s OK. That’s preferable. What’s so great is that [North Minneapolis] is so welcoming to GLBT community. It has a very small-town feel.” Along with the home tour came the increasingly visible block club, which made its presence known to slumlords and homeowners alike. Bad tenants are held accountable, and welcome baskets greet new neighbors. Pristash notes, “We have a very healthy relationship with neighborhood groups and law enforcement. They’re just as invested as we are in improving quality of life.” Of Breeggemann’s efforts, his partner says, “He has been

North Minneapolis’s growing reputation as a GLBT-friendly sector—or“gayborhood”—of the Twin Cities started when Breeggemann and Pristash created the NOMI (short for North Minneapolis) Home Tour and the Get to NOMI campaign. Their motivation? Finding a good neighbor, and improving the overall quality of life in their neighborhood.

Holiday on 44th celebration, now in its 12th year, is held the first Friday of December. Photo Courtesy of Duane A. Atter Jr.

particularly adept at getting to know those who own properties in the area. He sends a letter from the block club, then follows up, and makes it clear that if there are disturbances, all eyes are on them.” Crime statistics indicate a steady decline over the last three years, with sharper declines in violent crime. Active, tight-knit block clubs and organizations like PEACE (Public Engagement and Community Empowerment) Foundation, founded in 2003 by Minneapolis City Council Member Don Samuels, a Northsider, and PEACE Executive Director Michelle Martin, all are working to improve quality of life,

and make North Minneapolis a safer place to live. The NOMI Home Tour

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has led to the sale of at least 10 houses, one of which was purchased by Breeggemann and Pristash’s new neighbor Sarah Davis. Her home was featured on Lavender’s cover last year. Davis shares, “I wanted to live in North Minneapolis because I’m always up for a challenge and a change. It is a better neighborhood than where I was last living. I did a lot of checking on crime statistics, and was quite comfortable with the area that my house was in.” With a lower price point that couldn’t be met by the market in Northeast Minneapolis, Davis, like Breeggemann and Pristash, was drawn to the buyer’s market in North Minneapolis. Her house’s amenities, including new plumbing, updated electrical, new windows, new roof, and refinished hardwood floors, were as much a bonus as the alluring sense of community. Davis relates, “Up here, there is so much variability and character that it reminds me very much of the small town I am originally from.” On one of her daily runs, Davis can take a scenic route along the Mississippi River, or follow a trail leading to the Grand

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Steamworks Coffee. Photo by Hubert Bonnet

With a lower price point that couldn’t be met by the market in Northeast Minneapolis, Davis, like Breeggemann and Pristash, was drawn to the buyer’s market in North Minneapolis. Her house’s amenities, including new plumbing, updated electrical, new windows, new roof, and refinished hardwood floors, were as much a bonus as the alluring sense of community. Rounds. She also enjoys spending time at local restaurants. Pristash points out, “There are absolutely flourishing businesses along this strip,” referring to 44th Avenue, starting at Osseo Road. Papa’s Pizza and Pasta serves Italian-American dishes, hoagies, Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, and owner Mick (Papa) Brogan’s signature tomato pie. Jeff and Christina Jenkins own Steamworks Coffee. The couple moved to North Minneapolis in 2006, and took over ownership

of Steamworks in 2008. Christina Jenkins enthuses, “The GLBT community that we have been able to meet and serve has been incredible. They have proven to be a nice, loyal community who recognizes and appreciates hard work, entrepreneurship, and a damn good cup of coffee.” Steamworks hosts GLBTand NOMI-themed events. The owners play on the NOMI Kickball Team, founded by Breeggemann and Pristash, which is largely GLBT. Christina Jenkins recounts,

“From day one, we’ve felt welcome in this community, both in a business sense and on an interpersonal level.” The NOMI brand—the very term itself, as well as the logo— are the creation of Desiree Fernandez, who had developed the concept independently. A number of neighborhood groups had passed on it before Breeggemann and Pristash met her at a Pride several years ago. The brand, first used to promote the home tour, has taken on a broader meaning.

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Pristash explains, “It connotes an area that’s up and coming.” While the foreclosure crisis has left a trail of victims in its wake, it also has made possible a bump in first-time home ownership. Pristash comments, “We thought foreclosure would be a bad thing [for the neighborhood]. We thought it might be the death of North Minneapolis. But it provided an opportunity for young upstart professionals, young families, and the GLBT community in particular to come in here and find homes at an affordable rate.” Home ownership has gone up, and rental properties have been able to attract more invested neighbors. According to Pristash,

Heritage Day, held the last Saturday of September at North Mississippi Regional Park. Photo Courtesy of Duane A. Atter Jr.



sense of community. There are so many people doing so much to improve NOMI, and it feels great to be a part of it. We feel this is not just a place to live, but it’s the place we call home.” Breeggemann and Pristash have stepped back from the home tour to devote their energies to further develop the NOMI brand. Breeggemann boasts, “It’s exploded more than we ever anticipated it to.” In seven years, the attitude of North Minneapolis has reversed course, and shows no signs of looking back. As Breeggemann puts it, “I’ve noticed a true pride in people who live here. We love where we live. We’re proud of where we live.”

Workhouse Theatre Company that works out of Warren-An Artist Habitat. Night Mother, starring Miriam Monasch and Muriel Bonertz, directed by Richard Jackson. Photo Courtesy of Duane A. Atter Jr.

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“Even if they’re just buying a rental, they’re buying into the neighborhood.” Jamie Nabozny and his partner, Bo Shaefer, found their home after taking the NOMI Home Tour. Nabozny remarks, “We were excited by the sense of community and positive energy that was coming out of North Minneapolis, so we decided to attend the tours to find out what all the buzz was about.” The information provided on the tour, as well as the interaction Nabozny and Shaefer had with their future neighbors, were pivotal in their decision to buy their new home. Nabozny observes, “This is the first neighborhood in Minneapolis where we feel a real

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Big Gay News > [ Written & Compiled by Bradley Traynor ]

NATIONAL NEWS

WISCONSIN DOMESTIC PARTNER REGISTRY TAKES EFFECT

Same-sex couples in Wisconsin now can sign up for the state’s new domestic partnership registry. It provides 40-some legal protections to same-sex couples. Some critics say the law doesn’t mean much in the way of equality, while others criticize it as unconstitutional, because the state passed a constitutional ban on gay marriage. Wisconsin is the first Midwestern state to provide statewide protections for same-sex couples through legislation.

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OBAMA TO AWARD MEDAL OF FREEDOM TO GLBT PIONEERS

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President Barack Obama is awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 16 people, including a posthumous award to slain gay politician Harvey Milk and an award to lesbian sports pioneer Billie Jean King. Milk became the first openly gay elected official in a major US city upon his election to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors in 1977. He encouraged GLBT people to live their lives openly. Milk, along with San Francisco Mayor George Moscone, was shot and killed in 1978 by Dan White, a former city supervisor. King is the 1960s and 1970s tennis legend who became one of America’s first openly gay major sports figures when she revealed her sexual orientation in 1981.

CENSUS TO REPORT SAMESEX MARRIAGE DATA According to new guidelines, the US

Census Bureau will release publicly gay marriage data reported in next year’s census. The decision follows a legal opinion from the Commerce Department that argued the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act does not prohibit the Census Bureau from publicly releasing the data. This is contrary to the opinion of the Bush Administration.

WORLD NEWS

ISRAEL’S GAY COMMUNITY RALLIES AFTER SHOOTING Following the recent shooting rampage at a center for gay and lesbian youth in Tel Aviv that left two dead and at least eleven injured, hundreds of Israelis joined a rally organized by the country’s gay community. Organizers called the attack the worst hate crime in Israel’s history. According to eyewitnesses, the attacker, wearing a mask, opened fire indiscriminately inside the center. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu vowed to bring the killer to justice. Opposition leader Tzipi Livni, who attended the rally, said the attack should strengthen young people who wanted to come out of the closet.

BURUNDIAN HOMOSEXUALS SUFFER UNDER NEW ANTIGAY LAW According to Human Rights Watch, gay men in Burundi have suffered increased discrimination and fear following a law passed in April criminalizing homosexuality. International organizations and foreign governments criticized Burundi after it passed the law. Boris Dittrich, head of homosexual rights advocacy at Human Rights Watch, which actively worked against the law’s passage, says that his group has not given up its efforts to have the criminalization repealed.

Amsterdam Mayor Job Cohen married five American-Dutch gay couples, according to Reuters. He performed the ceremony on a cruise around the city’s canal during Amsterdam’s Gay Pride Festival. He made additional history eight years ago when he presided over the first legal gay marriage in Holland. Ira Siff, an opera professional from New York who married his partner, opera singer Hans Heijnis, said, “For me, it’s a message to New York, the most liberal state, the most hip state, to get with it.”

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Arts & Entertainment > On the Townsend

[ by John Townsend ]

DISORDERED (THY NAME IS TEENAGER) / AUG. 23 / FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH, 499 WACOUTA ST., ST. PAUL / (612) 481-2234 / <WWW.BLANKSLATETHEATRE.ORG>

Don’t stereotype this teen-created collaboration’s First Baptist venue as reason to dismiss it. That would be a mistake. This work addresses the limiting and dehumanizing aspects that come from labeling personality and behavior in terms of such things as depression, anxiety, and body-image disorders, not to mention queer identity. Director Adam Arnold, who wrote his master’s thesis on queer youth, stresses that the show’s queer monologues and discussions are included “not because identifying as lesbian or gay is indicative of having a ‘disorder’—although many in the mental health field still tragically feel this way— but rather to expose some of the pain queer youth may be feeling. Queer youth are trying to balance transitioning from childhood to adulthood, AKA adolescence, with managing a stigmatized sexual identity, AKA queer. The coupling of these two entities leads to staggeringly high rates of depression, suicide, substance abuse, bullying, and homelessness in queer youth compared to those who identify as straight.”

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The title means “dance new” in Arabic and French. The subtitle means “heritage and new.” Cassandra Shore, Artistic Director of the beloved Jawaahir Dance Company, explains that it is presenting women’s dances in this show because the company is composed of all women. The dancers will perform women characters, as well as personifications of abstract ideas. Shore shares, “In Arabic-speaking countries where this dance originated, there is a fairly clear delineation between dances by gender in public. Men perform men’s styles, and so on. However, in private, men often perform women’s dance, and vice versa. Usually, this is done in the spirit of great humor and satire toward the opposite sex.” Lauded Lebanese violinist Georges Lammam and his acclaimed ensemble accompany, with lighting by ever-evocative Jeff Bartlett.

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This marks Jawaahir’s 20th anniversary, and its 15th season at the Southern. In a time when images of Middle Eastern cultures have proliferated so negatively, here’s an op to see a different side of the coin.

derness, and wit, through multiple characters played beautifully by Agnew. WHEN WE ARE MARRIED / THROUGH AUG. 30 / GUTHRIE THEATER, 818 S. 2ND ST., MPLS. / (612) 377-2224 / <WWW.GUTHRIETHEATER.ORG>

THE SYRINGA TREE / THROUGH AUG. 30 / LAVENDER OUT AND ABOUT NIGHT: AUG. 13 / JUNGLE THEATER, 2951 LYNDALE AVE. S., MPLS. / (612) 822-7063 / <WWW.JUNGLETHEATER.COM>

The past year has beamed in some truly great films about childhood and innocence, with Slumdog Millionaire, The Secret Life of Bees, and The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. Onstage locally, we’ve seen the wrenching Iqbal at Children’s Theatre, as well as various theatrical youth programming that seems to be tapping into a similar vein in today’s global consciousness. Add to that the Jungle’s reprise of last year’s smash The Syringa Tree, by Pamela Gien. Sarah Agnew’s masterful solo performance is launched through the eyes of a child during Apartheid in South Africa—Apartheid is the term for systematized racial division. This box office hit, for all its hard political content, has a magical way of appealing to a mainstream audience with vulnerability, ten-

When We Are Married. Photo by T. Charles Erickson

J.B. Priestley’s bright 1938 comedy, When We Are Married, may not appear to be as socially conscious a play as his best-known work, An Inspector Calls. But in John Miller

Stephany’s always historically savvy directorial hands, we are placed in full presence of the rigid class structure and strict marital protocols of the 1908 Northern English setting of When We Are Married. It’s an often-staged popular classic in the UK. Three couples of wide-ranging degrees of stuffiness suddenly must grapple with the likelihood that they actually were not married by a legitimate man of the cloth. Hence, they tailspin into identity crisis, social-register panic, and primal doubt about whether they really love the one they wedded a quarter century earlier. Sure, it’s hilarious, but it’s quite reflective, too. Barbara Bryne and Maggie Chestovich delight with rowdy wit as two servants who show two couples up to be the pompous phonies they are (echoes of An Inspector Calls). Icons from past Guthrie decades also shine: Helen Carey, Patricia Connolly, Peter Micahel Goetz, Sally Wingert— and, of course, Bryne. WHATEVER WORKS AREA CINEMAS

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Get real! Woody Allen wrote the screenplay decades ago—as if novelists, composers, etc., never return to past drafts of their work years later. So what! Allen made his glorious comeback four years ago with Match Point, then wowed us with his lovely 2008 meditation on female sexuality and bisexuality, Vicky Cristina Barcelona. But here, he’s a house on fire like never before—and that includes his earlier harsh masterpiece dramas, Interiors and Crimes and Misdemeanors. Though Whatever Works isn’t drama, it’s acid comedy at its most ruthless, with the hard-ass political commentary—absolutely relevant today— for which many of his fans have yearned for years. It’s also a penultimate tale of middle-aged sexual awakening, with Oscar nod-worthy Larry David and Patricia Clarkson. Whatever Works has Allen’s bestever gay male subplot, with Ed Begley Jr. and Christopher Evan Welch.

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Arts & Entertainment > The Page Boy

Blue Jesus TOM EDWARDS ACADEMY CHICAGO PUBLISHERS $16.95

The Greeks & Greek Love: A Radical Reappearance of Homosexuality in Ancient Greece

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JAMES DAVIDSON PHOENIX $27.99

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A neat mix of the obvious— people who are “different” often are treated badly; the facts—there are blue people (ethemoglobinemia); and a predictably odd rural Southern community in the 1960s. After his mother’s death, 11-yearold (gay) Buddy Dean moves to Comfort Corners in North Georgia to live with his grandmother. He becomes friends with Early Finch, a boy from a local blue-skinned, “blue trash” family. The two find a dead baby discarded in the town dump. By laying his hands on, Early brings it back to life, becoming, with Buddy, the focus of the townsfolk’s cauldron of emotions. As the very entertainingly told story builds to its climax—Early, apotheosized from town pariah to Blue Jesus, a highly marketable commodity for his ne’er-do-well, abusive father—the subtext of friendship and loyalty becomes stronger and more poignant. Early finally agrees to be the centerpiece of a revival, but only under the condition that white, blue, and black alike are welcome to attend.

This sprawling, diffuse, and fascinating volume seeks to reset the thinking of the past couple of millennia on the subject of the phrase “Greek love” (comprising mostly male homosexuality). At one end of the spectrum is the Victorian intellectualization and sanitization of the mechanics of such activity, while at the other end, Davidson gives us Sir Kenneth Dover (born 1920), who sees Greek love as more purely the performance of physical acts. Davidson points out that Greece was a widely scattered collection of city states, separated geographically, socially, politically, and so forth, producing a wide variety of approaches to sexual conduct and etiquette. He does not write in standard, dry academish, which is a selling point for the lay reader, but he does have a tendency to a bit jokey, and to expatiate on topics that are not at the fingertips of the nonacademic. However, Davidson does, on the whole, argue his points persuasively. A thought-provoking and challenging read.

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Harry Wild Jones: American Architect

Holman Hunt and the Pre-Raphaelite Vision

ELIZABETH A. VANDAM NODIN PRESS $39

CATHERINE LOCHNAN & CAROL JACOBI, ED. ART GALLERY OF ONTARIO $55

This beautifully crafted book is a double pleasure to read. Local author Vandam not only presents architect Harry Wild Jones (1859-1935) as a vibrant, talented, personable human being, but also shows us how much of his existing work can be seen here today. Educated in the East, Wild and his wife moved to Minneapolis, building their residence, Elmwood, in the Washburn Park area, now Tangletown. Prolific and protean, Jones designed homes, commercial buildings, and churches throughout the continental United States, Hawaii, even Burma. Perhaps the jewel in Jones’s architectural crown remains the Lakewood Cemetery Chapel in South Minneapolis. Vandam’s descriptions—“Surrounding the chapel’s sixty-five foot dome are twenty-four Art Nouveau Style stained-glass windows serving as a sundial of masterful proportions.”—spur one to visit. This volume, which has a list with addresses of all Jones’s edifices, is profusely illustrated with photographs and drawings. Vandam is the author of The Doors of Tangletown: A Historical Reflection of Washburn Park (2002).

This volume, which accompanies the current exhibition at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts (MIA), Sin and Salvation: William Holman Hunt and the Pre-Raphaelite Vision, is a valuable work of art history in its own right. The images and the 10 essays offer a rare glimpse into the life and work of Hunt (1827-1910) and his PreRaphaelite brothers, including John Everett Millais and Dante Gabriel Rossetti, whose work also is represented. Hunt was influenced heavily by his reading, and many of his paintings were drawn from literature: The Lady of Shallot (Tennyson); Claudio and Isabella (Shakespeare’s Measure for Measure). Hunt added his own interpretations to the original narratives, and rendered his subjects in exquisite detail, using light and shadow, key objects, placement of figures (right=good/left=bad) to convey his intent. This book is a rich read and a splendid holiday gift. The exhibit, which offers more than 60 works, runs through September 16 at the MIA. Visit <www.artsmia. org>.

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ERASTES RUNNING PRESS $12.95

[ by Carisa Sibbet ]

ALEX BEECROFT RUNNING PRESS $12.95

MALE/MALE ROMANCE NOVELS FLOURISH TRANSGRESSIONS AND FALSE COLORS ARE RECENT EXAMPLES

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ale/Male (M/M) romance novels are not all that strange a niche, particularly to the GLBT reader. But when you have a straight woman writing them, and the books are geared toward other straight women, you reach a whole new dimension. Live Journal, an online journaling community, currently has more than 300 communities for M/M romance. Works of this type written by straight women are a growing market. In April 2009, Running Press published two books in this genre: Transgressions, by Erastes, and False Colors, by Alex Beecroft. Both have all the aspects that fans of such fiction will love—prohibited love, mysterious locations, and sexy leading men. Transgressions, set in the Civil War era, tells a tale of a father who brings home a young man to help his son work the family forge. The son’s reaction to this new, handsome stranger is not one his father would approve. In False Colors, set in the 1700s, a lieutenant of the British Royal Navy falls hopelessly in love with his new captain. Will he

follow his punishable love? The question remains: Why do straight women write and read M/M romance novels? One reason could be that if one man is sexy, two men just make it even sexier. You have heard that many men enjoy the idea of two women being together. Well, surprisingly—or perhaps unsurprisingly—a large number of women enjoy the thought of two men together. Another reason is that M/M relationships do not have the same gender stereotypes as straight relationships. There can be much more to these characters, and they don’t need to fit into typical female and male roles. The story really can go anywhere, with no social or expected boundaries—enticing to both the writer and the reader. M/M fiction is edgy. It’s new. It’s hip. Is it? You be the judge. The success of the movie Brokeback Mountain and the show Brothers and Sisters could fit into this category. M/M relationships are becoming more acceptable to the younger generation, and even some older generations,

perhaps because of what is trendy, new, and fresh to young straight women. Are these straight writers trying to even the score? Maybe they want to get the message across that all love is the same, whether it is male/female (M/F), female/female (F/F), or M/M. Women were put into a box for so long throughout history. Now, they have the same opportunities as men, and they are voicing their opinions. They can write what they want, and for whom they want, and it doesn’t have to hew to the prevailing social norm. Thus, many people might argue, “Why not?” Being a straight, married woman is a life many of these writers and readers currently live. Been there, done that. To write or read about something completely foreign to one’s own experience is an escape, and let’s face it: Isn’t that why most people read fiction in the first place? One question remains: Will gay men start writing about M/F relationships? Will straight men start writing about F/F relationships? Anything is possible.

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BOLT UNDERGROUND 501 Washington Ave. S., Mpls. (612) 338-0896 <www.boltbar.com/underground> Industrial & carnal nightclub hidden beneath the city. Join us for CHAMBER every Thursday night.

CAMP 490 N. Robert St., St. Paul (651) 292-1844 <www.camp-bar.net> An upscale but casual spot with great video, dancing, cabaret, and the friendliest staff in town!

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LUSH FOOD BAR 990 Central Ave NE, Mpls. <www.lushfoodbar.com> Video Bar, Eclectic Live Entertainment, Mixing Artists. Eat. Drink. Be LUSHious.

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515 Washington Ave. S., Mpls. (612) 338-4214 <www.minneapoliseagle.com> Gay-owned & -operated for 10 years. Home of famous Friday 3-for-1 Happy Hour & Sunday afternoon Beer Bust.

SALOON 830 Hennepin Ave., Mpls. (612) 332-0835 <www.gaympls.com> Long regarded as Minneapolis’s cutting-edge dance club, with friendly staff and discerning customers.

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TICKLES 1032 3rd Ave NE., Mpls. (612) 354-3846 <www.ticklesbar.com> Live Piano Music, Full Service Menu, Happy Hour, Sports on 4 Flat Panel TVs, Pool, Darts

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RUMOURS 213 E. 4th St., St. Paul, (651) 225-GLBT <www.rumours-stpaul.com> Newest, hottest dance club with fabulous DJs, plus shows featuring the best local talent.

INNUENDO 213 E. 4th St., St. Paul, (651) 225-GLBT <www.rumours-stpaul.com> Casual, intimate “Cheers” ambience for quiet conversation, Happy Hour, and community organization shows and fund-raisers.

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GAY 90’S 408 Hennepin Ave., Mpls. (612) 333-7755 <www.gay90s.com> Upper Midwest’s Largest Gay Entertainment Complex. Six bars: Main Bar, Happy Hour, Dance Annex, Men’s Room, La Femme, Retro.

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The Blazing Saddle, Des Moines 416 E. 5th St., (515) 246-1299 Buddy’s Corral, Des Moines 418 E. 5th St., (515) 244-7140 The Garden, Des Moines 112 SE 4th, (515) 243-3965 Kings & Queens Tap, Waterloo 304 W. 4th St., (319) 232-3001 Rio Video/Patio Bar, Des Moines 1500 SE 1st., (515) 288-0382

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Enjoy THE NEW HAPPY HOUR BAR! • Stone Work • Cherrywood Paneling • Rustic Copper High Ceiling • Custom-Designed Carpeting • State-of-the Art LED Lighting • Video/Satellite and Sound System • 10 Large HD Display Screens • Cushioned Swivel Bar Stools

OPEN THE LONGEST HOURS OF ANY TWIN CITIES GLBT BAR MON.-SAT. • 8 AM-2 AM SUN. • 10 AM-2 AM

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WHO Casey

WHAT Recipe: A Cappella 4 parts Stoli Vodka on the rocks

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WHERE 19 Bar 19 W. 15th St., Mpls. (612) 871-5553

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“Indie meets mainstream. Bear meets twink. Ely meets NYC. ‘No message could’ve been any clearer—if you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make a change.’—MJ”

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Minnesota AIDS Project Hosts Twin Cities BAR AIDS Event Parallels Dining Out for Life

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ottoms up! Whether you enjoy a drink (alcoholic or not) or two, or simply seek an evening out on the town socializing, the Minnesota AIDS Project (MAP)’s newly launched fund-raising campaign in the Twin Cities has something for everyone. On August 27, MAP is hosting Twin Cities BAR AIDS. About 25 bars, as well as other drinking and eating establishments, will be donating a portion of their sales that day to benefit MAP. Participating establishments include 19 Bar, Bali, Bulldog NE, Camp, Dakota Jazz Club, Eli’s, Gay 90’s, Joe’s Garage, Living Room Lounge, Minneapolis Eagle/Bolt, Rumours/Innuendo, Saloon, Solera, Town House, and Ugly Mug. The event is similar to the Twin Cities Dining Out for Life event held each year in late April, only this time around, bubbling beverages will be the main draw for donation dollars. Nondrinkers need not worry, for a variety of coffee and juice bar venues have come on board to support the fund-raising effort, so guests will have a slew of dining and drinking options. MAP Special Events Manager David Knapp says, “BAR AIDS involves bars and alcohol-free venues throughout Minneapolis and St. Paul. Its purpose is to create an atmosphere where people can socialize for a good cause, and increase awareness about HIV. The event is a community-unifying opportunity that everyone can enjoy, whether they prefer lagers or lattes.” BAR AIDS got its start in Chicago in 2003, and since has expanded across the

United States. Cities such as Las Vegas, Providence, Reno, and San Francisco already have signed on. Minneapolis and St. Paul now have joined that list. BAR AIDS traditionally has been conducted on the fourth Thursday in August, as it will be in the Twin Cities, too. Ambassadors from MAP will be stationed at every venue, handing out stickers and HIV/AIDS information. They will provide referrals to testing centers, and will be available to answer questions about HIV/AIDS. They also will be selling raffle tickets for prizes. Knapp notes, “BAR AIDS is an excellent model for an HIV fund-raiser, because it is a win-win [situation] for everyone. Twin Cities residents learn which bars are most interested in giving back to the community in which they live, and the customers get to do what they would probably want to do anyway, which is socialize with friends on a

hot summer day/night.” According to Knapp, MAP plans to start small this year to prove the BAR AIDS model works in the Twin Cities, with the eventual hope of expanding the event in years to come. Knapp explains, “In future years, we hope to grow the event to be a significant six-figure type of fund-raiser. We were very excited that almost every venue we contacted was extremely eager to participate. We had a strong showing of support from both gay and straight bars throughout the community.” That strong response is surely a good sign for the more than 6,200 people who are HIV-positive currently living in Minnesota, along with the estimated 2,500 residents who are HIV-positive but do not know it yet. Knapp remarks, “We will be raising funds to help the Minnesota AIDS Project in its mission to stop HIV in Minnesota through advocacy, prevention education, and basic services.” To ensure as much safety as possible, MAP has contacted a few sober cab businesses to participate. Town Taxi Services and Dry Drivers will be on hand to take participants home—even in their own car. Now, you really have no excuse not to spend an evening out with friends, and help a good cause while doing so.

BAR AIDS AUG. 27 VARIOUS VENUES <WWW.TWINCITIESBARAIDS.COM>

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Lush Debuts in Northeast Minneapolis

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ush Food Bar, the newest Twin Cities GLBT club, debuted July 31 in Northeast Minneapolis. It’s across the street from Tickles, which opened last November. Lush is the brainchild of owners Ty Hoffman and Kelly Phillips, who are life partners as well. Hoffman says, “We wanted to create an open, fun environment. The old Healy Spring Company building, with high ceilings and bay garage door openings, provided the opportunity to do the open feel with the glass garage doors. We want ‘Lush’ to describe the experience—rich, sumptuous! We want to get people out a little earlier, enjoy a few drinks and a bite to eat with friends, and then see where the night goes from there.” Lush and Tickles, along with nearby Wilde Roast Café, definitely make Northeast a destination spot for the GLBT community. Hoffman explains, “We really like being a part of Northeast Minneapolis. We live a few blocks away, and are really committed to the neighborhood—we wanted to invest in it. We also think that, like us, there are a

lot of people who would rather not fight the crowds and traffic of Downtown Minneapolis. Lush gives them a nice alternative.” The owners of Lush aim to attract a diverse clientele, as Hoffman shares: “We love the Abby in West Hollywood, and had it in mind. They bring in a great mix of gays and lesbians, with a nice mix straight folks on the side. We are very straight-friendly.” Lush’s ambience certainly lives up to the bar’s name. Hoffman notes, “The exterior is, frankly, a rather squat, ’70s-era brick building that originally housed a truck repair shop. But there was also a real beauty in the simplicity of the building. The main room of the restaurant/bar is in the large, three-bay room where the trucks were put on lifts for repair. “The room, with 24-foot ceilings, is anchored by a large bar in the middle. Modern Italian chairs/tables circle the bar, and retro wood booths salvaged from a bowling alley line the outer walls. It is has a modern/industrial feel, but the trio of Chihuly-esque chandeliers over the bar lends a softer, alluring element. The large, 20-foot high glass garage door is usually open, giving the whole place an outdoor feel.” Speaking of outdoor, Hoffman adds, “The exterior is coming together. We have a small, covered patio area right off of the main room. We plan to expand that with a larger, more elaborate patio, with more plants, trees, flowers, and seating. We plan to make that a very rich, plush area. We will also continue to plant all around the building.”

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Patrons will find plenty of fun activities to keep them coming back to Lush. Hoffman relates, “We plan to offer a variety of types of entertainment, including live music, and some drag shows eventually. We also will have mixing artists spinning at various times in the week. We plan to offer an eclectic array of entertainment.” Food is a major component of Lush, so hungry patrons will enjoy the creations of Chef Karla Schmitt. According to Hoffman, “We are starting with a more limited menu. The kitchen is small, but efficient. We have a number of different salads and appetizers, plus Angus burgers and a few other sandwiches. We have a brunch menu on Saturday and Sunday from 10 AM to 2 PM, featuring various egg dishes, French toast, and sandwiches. We also have a bottomless Champagne Mimosa menu brunch both afternoons for $20. It’s a great deal!” Nonprofit fund-raising will be a major focus of Lush, and Hoffman states, “We are very committed to both the GLBT community and the neighborhood. We will be hosting various fund-raising events for both communities—that is really very important to us.” What does the future hold in store for Lush? Hoffman puts it this way, “As is the case with all new independent venues, this is a work-in-progress. We will be continually fine-tuning the interior elements. The menu will expand, and we’ll get to the live performances very soon. Right now, we’re happy to be open, but we definitely have many more things to add. Oh, and the patio—it’s going to be fabulous!” LUSH 990 CENTRAL AVE. NE, MPLS. <WWW.LUSHFOODBAR.COM>

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Bar Scene > Leather Life

[ by Steve Lenius ]

IML Says Bye Bye Barebacking

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n his speech at this year’s International Mr. Leather (IML) Contest and show, Executive Producer Chuck Renslow pointed to the rise in new AIDS infections—in the United States alone, someone becomes infected with HIV every nine-and-a-half minutes. He decried the increasing popularity of barebacking, unprotected anal sex that long has been known to be a primary method of spreading HIV infection. It was an effective and affecting speech, but along with the applause came some puzzlement—because this year’s IML leather market, as in years past, was full of vendors promoting porn that showcased and glorified barebacking. Renslow and the IML organization now have done the right thing, followed through, and—quite literally—put their money where their mouth is. In a letter to vendors, IML recently announced that the promoting of bareback porn will not be allowed at future IML leather markets.

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This announcement has set off a firestorm of discussion. Is this censorship? (No.) Will it drive barebacking underground, thereby making it more attractive because it’s forbidden? (I hope not.) Who is Renslow, anyway, to make this kind of pronouncement? (Continue reading.) Renslow is a community leader who is saying what needs to be said. Barebacking is dangerous. It’s like riding a motorcycle (or a bicycle) without a helmet, or driving a car without seatbelts. You may be OK for a while, but then, something happens without warning that’s serious and possibly lethal, because proper protective measures weren’t used. The situation with barebacking is the same as with smoking, obesity, drug abuse, and other public-health problems. People must be encouraged to make good choices that are ultimately life-affirming and life-enhancing, as opposed to bad choices that might feel good or exciting in the short run, but ultimately destroy and degrade life.

Role models matter here. Showing hot men having hot sex while using condoms sends one kind of message: Condoms are a part of hot, healthy sex. Showing hot men having sex without condoms sends another, more dangerous message: Condoms aren’t necessary— or worse, sex is hotter without protection. I, like many other people, have been saying for years that barebacking, except for seroconcordant, monogamous couples, is unsafe, insane, and a slow kind of suicide. Yet barebacking has continued. Maybe, when someone of Renslow’s stature takes this kind of stand, more people will listen, and the message finally will get through to many of them. This is exactly what community leaders ought to be doing. I applaud Renslow and IML for having the courage and the willingness to take such a public stand, even when it seriously and negatively could impact the IML organization’s finances. This is what leadership looks like, folks.

Bar Scene > Bar Calendar For club addresses, phone numbers, and Web sites, see “Twin Cities Lavender Bar Advertiser Guide” and “Regional Bar Guide” on page 32. For other events, see .

FRIDAY, AUGUST 14

Minneapolis Movie Bears Bar Night 7 PM. Rumours.

Total DiscTraction 9 PM. Town House.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 15

Golf Tourney Saloon

Booby Trap Bolt Underground SUNDAY, AUGUST 16

Singles Pool Tournament 4 PM. 19 Bar. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19

Foam Underwear Party: DJ Red Richard 9 PM. Annex. Gay 90’s. THURSDAY, AUGUST 20

Project Runway Season Opener Kickoff Party 7 PM. Rumours. FRIDAY, AUGUST 21 Benefit To Help Jol D. Principal Attend Mr. Continental Pageant 9PM. Town House.

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Hips ’N Lips Kings & Queens Show 9 PM. Rumours. SATURDAY, AUGUST 22

North Country Bears Bear Bar Night 8 PM. Bolt Underground. FRIDAY, AUGUST 28

Lure: Ultimate Lesbian Party 9 PM. Rumours. SATURDAY, AUGUST 29

MisMatch-ed Game Benefits MarryMeMinnesota.org 8 PM. Bolt Underground.

Lake Calhoun Boys Party & Fund-raiser 9 PM. Rumours. SUNDAY, AUGUST 30

A Tribute to Gary Hinze Triangle of Hope Benefit for Clare Housing 5 PM. Town House. ONGOING MONDAYS

Game Night 9 PM. Innuendo.

Karaoke with Dana 9 PM. Town House.

Men’s Night: Male Dancers 9:30 PM. Town House.

Karaoke with Killer B’s 10 PM. Gay 90’s.

Hard Monday Saloon TUESDAYS

Mega Bingo Benefits MS Society 6:30 PM. Gay 90’s.

Team Trivia 7:30 PM. Innuendo.

Karaoke with Killer B’s 9 PM. Saloon.

Karaoke with John 9 PM. Town House.

Diamond Diva Drag Show 10 PM. Gay 90’s.

Fiesta Latina 10 PM. Saloon. WEDNESDAYS

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Benefits The Aliveness Project 5:30 PM. Saloon.

Debbie Duncan 8 PM. Camp.

Encounter: Male Dancers 9 PM. Innuendo.

Drag Show 9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.

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Karaoke 10 PM. Bolt.

Hump Night: Male Dancers Saloon THURSDAYS

Trivia with Carl Saloon

Mega Bingo Benefits MS Society 6:30 PM. Gay 90’s.

Progressive Bingo Benefits The Aliveness Project 8 PM. Bolt.

Chamber 9 PM. Bolt Underground.

The Girls (1st Thu.) or Lori Dokken & Guest 9 PM. Town House.

Drag Show 9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.

Pumps and Pearls Drag Revue 10 PM. Town House.

Karaoke with John 9 PM. Innuendo.

Boys Night Out Saloon FRIDAYS

Gary Collins 5 PM. Tickles.

Erin Schwab 6 PM. Camp.

Red Carpet with Candi Stratton 9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.

Male Dancers 10 PM. Gay 90’s.

Mineshaft Bolt Underground

Wet! Male Dancers Saloon SATURDAYS

Open Mic Cabaret with Jeff Olson 8 PM. Tickles.

Drag Show 9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.

Male Dancers 10 PM. Innuendo/Rumours.

Male Dancers 10 PM. Gay 90’s. SUNDAYS

Showtunes 5 PM. Bolt.

Karaoke with John & Trover 7 PM. Lounge. Town House.

Mia Dorr 8 PM. Camp.

Karaoke with Jamie & Jeremy 9 PM. Innuendo.

Pumps and Pearls Drag Revue Drag Show 9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.

Amateur Shower Contest 11 PM. Saloon. Check out our online “Bar Advertiser Guide” Web links at <www.LavenderMagazine.com>.

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August 14–27, 2009

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It is a feeling that I have yet to put into words, as I sit on Vic’s lovely patio on St. Anthony Main, which offers one of the best river views in town. Our server follows my gaze outward, and articulates my thoughts

Lump Crab Cakes. Photos by Hubert Bonnet

perfectly. “I think people have forgotten about this area,” she says with a sigh, as she opens a bottle of Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio ($16.97). It’s not as if Vic’s lacks a healthy patronage, but the

erhaps it is the destination of all modern cities to forget aspects of their heritage—a necessary sacrifice on the road to modernization. If this is so, then the Twin Cities may have had to turn away from its lovely river—and the bustling industry it generated—so that both metropolitan centers could come into their own. However, when you look out onto that majestic Mississippi, its slow and steady waters winding their way from these northern lights down to the Big Easy, you feel a tremendous sense of nostalgia.

sidewalk traffic is scant. Even the dolled-up carriage horse looks like she’s itching for a customer. I, too, had neglected St. Anthony Main, and I can’t for the life of me explain why. Its contemplative cobblestones and river breezes are such a welcome respite. Vic’s patio is the perfect way to enjoy it all, with its rustic wood and Prussian blue rails, along with the compelling smells emanating from the kitchen. But if that’s not enough to entice the Downtown throng, Vic’s has decided to take things a step further: Bottled wine now is sold at cost. I blink when I am told this, as the hefty markup on wine keeps most restaurants in the black. But after eating at Vic’s, I know that this is a brilliant move. The wine will bring you to its patio, and the food will remind you to return.

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My dining partner and I simply can’t resist Executive Chef Doug Pittman’s recommendation of the Flatbread Blue appetizer ($11). Its crisp crust is spread with fresh basil and toasted pine nut pesto, rotisserie chicken, Roma tomatoes and Amish blue cheese. I expected the cheese to stick out, but it was a very happy marriage, and one of the standout tastes of the evening. Next, the Calamari, which are lightly breaded, and sautéed with marinated peppers ($11). The peppers give the dish a welcoming and uncommonly bright flavor. I don’t quite understand my own love affair with calamari, but love is not a rational act. I’ve eaten calamari almost every way one can have it, and I think I have a new favorite. Only a few forkfuls were left when it came time to clear plates, but we insisted on taking it home anyway. If you are a foodie, and boxing calamari sounds like a clear sign of derangement, have some at Vic’s, and then come join me in my padded cell. We sucked down a few oysters ($2.50 each). My dining partner and I are members of the horseradish oyster cult, but it was very interesting to taste the difference in flavor between the James River and Blue Point oysters, as these are served au naturel. Pittman also recommends the soup du jour ($5), which is beer cheese, and the house salad ($13). The soup is simply spectacular—buttery, dreamy, and decadent, topped with popcorn and black pepper. The salad is an eclectic combination of fruits, cheeses and greens, all tied together with a mango-pineapple vinaigrette that makes a perfect harmony of the lot. We sampled the seafood platter special ($34.75)—a gener-

ous platter of oysters, breaded conch, Cajun grilled shrimp, calamari, sea bass, salmon, and two snow crab claws, with a choice of potato and fresh sautéed vegetables. Overall, the specials at Vic’s are absolutely fantastic, and this platter is no exception. The 16-ounce T-bone ($28), however, is newer on the regular entrée list, and it may need a bit of time to perfect. Its mushroom and red wine sauce is absolutely delectable, but by the time it arrived at our table, the meat, ordered medium rare, was more medium well. Whether that was because of a miscommunication, or the science of cooking the thinner-cut T-bone so precisely and then running it out to the patio, I don’t know, but I do have faith that Pittman will make the necessary adjustment. Our server surprised us with one last taste of loveliness: the Key Lime Meringue. Another bit of business-minded brilliance is the size options on Vic’s dessert list. For just $1, you can get a few spoonfuls of key lime decadence served atop a graham, walnut, and pecan crumble; or for $6, have a dessert large enough to split. After our sweet little amuse bouche, as I was sitting there, looking out on this forgotten view, I had one final thought. I can’t place our cities’ progress on an abstract timeline. In the grand scheme of things, I don’t know what developmental phase we’re in, or where we’re headed. But I do think it’s time that we rediscover our lovely river, and I know of no nicer way to do so than right here at Vic’s.

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Muddy Paws Cheesecake [ by John Michael Lerma ]

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first met Tami Cabrera, owner of Muddy Paws Cheesecake, in November 2005. We both were setting up our display tables at the Calhoun Coffee Festival. My first cookbook had just been released. I had baked several items from my new book to display, including my Chocolate Truffle Cheesecake. Once we had completed setup, my partner, Chad, and I walked around to see the other vendors. That’s when I encountered Cabrera. She had a cornucopia of cheesecakes covering a beautiful tablecloth, with antique cake plates holding some of the most exquisite and unique creations I ever had beheld. She was extremely busy, but immediately smiled, introduced herself, and asked if we wanted to try some samples. We have been friends ever since. When I recently visited Cabrera’s new location in St. Louis Park, she told me that she has been spending a good deal of her time focusing on weddings, unions, and anniversaries. With Iowa having legalized same-sex marriage, Minnesota shouldn’t be too far behind. Now, Chad, I know a place for unbelievable GLBT wedding cheesecakes! When I arrived for our chat, Cabrera and her assistant, Amy, had just baked a ton of cheesecakes. Cabrera told me, “Our ovens can bake up to 28 cheesecakes at a time. Our bake days are Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. The opposite days are cutting days. The cutting of our cheesecakes actually takes as long as the baking.” As we walked into the Bridal Consulting room, I noticed a wall covered with accolades that Cabrera and Muddy Paws Cheesecake had received through the years. The one that stood out was a visit from Al Roker of the Today Show and the Food Network. As Cabrera recounts, “On November 18, 2003, NBC weatherman Al Roker dispatched his Food Network Roker on the Road film crew to our St. Paul, Minnesota, kitchens. Upon their arrival, I welcomed them, and spent the next 10 hours creating from scratch—just

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as we always do—14 of our most indulgent cheesecake flavors, including Blueberry Cranberry Pistachio, Coconut Mango, Banana Split, Black Forest, and Crazy Carrot. And with the cakes baking safely in the ovens, I went on to design one of my signature wedding cakes: a Three-Tier Raspberry Swirl Cheesecake with Lady Fingers, Ribbon, and Fresh Raspberries.” Cabrera began her cheesecake venture while working for an architecture firm back in 1994. It had 60 employees, and she would bring her homemade cheesecakes to the office for testing. The orders started pouring in, and she incorporated the business in 1999. The first Muddy Paws Cheesecake was on North Snelling Avenue in St. Paul. A sec-

ond shop eventually opened in Maple Grove. Then, Cabrera and company decided to make a large jump to a retail restaurant on Hennepin Avenue in Uptown Minneapolis. Cabrera explains, “But due to the economic climate, taking care of a special-needs child, and my sincere desire to focus on our wedding business, we decided to close the Hennepin location, and move to our current surroundings in St. Louis Park. Now, I can focus on our wedding and GLBT union production, plus our online ordering trade. It was the right move.” Cabrera and I looked through the Muddy Paws wedding books filled with photographs of the most extraordinary cheesecakes I ever have seen.

According to Cabrera, “All these cheesecakes are from scratch. They are Chicago/ New York-style, made with cream cheese, eggs, vanilla, and cream. I haven’t given in to mass production, or using fillers such as adding flour to make them look bigger. There are no additives either—pure cheesecake.” We perused pictures of stacked cakes, ribbons around cake edges, cake toppers, cakes with fresh flowers, square stacked cakes, special bride and groom cakes separate from the main wedding cake, mini or petite cakes on multitiered stands, and cute bride and groom designed strawberries. Muddy Paws also offers cheesecake with sauces, so guests can top their own. It provides 13 different sauces to enhance your cheesecake experience. Cabrera shares, “We also offer an anniversary discount—as long as you stayed married! We give you an anniversary discount on your cheesecake to celebrate that special day.” If you intend to serve cheesecake rather than regular cake at your wedding or union, Cabrera recommends contacting Muddy Paws at least six months out to help you plan. For made-to-order cheesecakes, let the shop know at least 10 days out. Cabrera remarks, “We’re the only cheesecake bakery that offers that service that let’s you create your own flavor.” You can order online, and have your cheesecake delivered anywhere in the nation. Muddy Paws also offers a delivery service within the Twin Cities. When I asked Cabrera what she would like Lavender readers to know about Muddy Paws, she replied, “We’re locally owned and female-owned.” So, for the best cheesecake experience of your life, check out Muddy Paws. Stop in, and pick a couple up from the list of 222 flavors, check it out online, or call to plan your special day. As Cabrera puts it, “Life is short. Eat cheesecake!”

John Michael Lerma is a local chef, author, Food Network personality, and “lifestyle guru.” His company Garden County Cooking offers cookbooks, cooking classes, consulting, private events, and culinary vacations to Italy and the Caribbean. Visit <www.GardenCountyCooking.com>. Check out his “Word of Mouth” Blog under Extras at .

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Our Guide to the Metro Eateries Featured in This Issue Lavender Magazine’s Dining Guide is your resource to GLBT-friendly restaurants. We recommend calling restaurants before visiting to confirm information.

ANDY’S GARAGE $ American Classic American diner serving burgers, fresh-cut fries and malts. Lunch, Dinner 920 E. Lakes St., Minneapolis (612) 886-2602 Mon – Sat: 10 AM – 8 PM, Sun: 11 AM – 6 PM

BAD WAITRESS DINER & COFFEESHOP $ American Casual/Diner A retro-themed diner, all-day food; coffee, free wi-fi. All-day Breakfast & Lunch, Late-Night 2 E. 26th St., Minneapolis 55401 (612) 872-7575 Mon – Sat: 7 AM – Midnight • Sun: 7 AM – 11 PM

BOCA CHICA RESTAURANT $ Mexican Family owned restaurant, made from scratch, lovely murals on the wall; authentic. Lunch, Dinner 11 Cesar Chavez St., St. Paul Sun – Thurs: 11 AM – 10 PM • Fri – Sat: 11 AM – 11 PM

THE CALHOUN GRILL $ American Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pancakes, coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch 3220 W. Lake St., Minneapolis (612) 455-1250 Mon – Fri: 7 AM – 2:30 PM • Sat: 7 AM – 3 PM • Sun: 8 AM – 3 PM

DANCING GANESHA $$ Contemporary Indian We would like you to come & enjoy our novel Indian cuisines in an extraordinary ambiance. Lunch, Dinner 1100 Harmon Pl., Minneapolis (612) 388-1877 Mon – Sat: 11 AM – 2 PM, 4 PM – 10:30 PM • Sun: 11 AM – 2 PM, 5 PM – 9 PM

FUJI YA JAPANESE RESTAURANT $$ Japanese & Sushi Authentic Japanese food, finest sushi available, Uptown Minneapolis, downtown St. Paul. 600 W. Lake St., Minneapolis (612) 871-4055 Mon: Closed • Tues – Thurs: 5 PM – 10 PM • Fri – Sat: 5 PM – 10:30 PM • Sun: 5 PM – 9 PM 465 N. Wabasha, St. Paul (651) 310-0111 • Mon – Fri: Lunch 11:30 AM – 2 PM. Dinner 5 PM—10 PM • Sat: Dinner 5 PM – 10 PM • Sun: Closed

THE GRANDVIEW GRILL $ American Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pancakes, coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch 1818 Grand Ave., St. Paul (651) 698-2346 Mon – Fri: 6:15 AM – 2:30 PM • Sat: 6:15 AM – 3 PM • Sun: 8 AM – 3 PM

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American In the heart of downtown Minneapolis, appropriately located in a beautiful underground space, you’ll discover Hell’s Kitchen, a chef-owned restaurant known for its damn good food. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner 80 S. 9th St., Minneapolis (612) 332-4700 • 310 Lake St. S., Duluth (218) 727-1620 Mpls: Mon – Fri 6:30 AM – 10 PM, Sat – Sun 7:30 AM – 10 PM Duluth: Sun – Thurs 8 AM – 9 PM, Fri – Sat 8 AM – 10 PM (closed Mondays except during summer)

KINDEE THAI $ Thai This isn’t your traditional everyday Thai restaurant. Lunch, Dinner 719 S. 2nd St., Minneapolis (612) 465-8303

Mon: Closed • Tues – Thurs: 11:30 AM – 9 PM • Fri: 11:30 AM – 10:30 PM • Sat: 11 AM – 10:30 PM • Sun: 11 AM – 9 PM

THE LOUISIANA CAFÉ $ American Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pancakes, coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Breakfast, Brunch, 613 Selby Ave., St. Paul (651) 221-9140 Mon – Fri: 6:30 AM – 2:30 PM • Sat: 6:30 AM – 3 PM • Sun: 8 AM – 3 PM

MANNY’S TORTAS $ Mexican Gourmet Mexican sandwiches and fabulous desserts. Lunch, Dinner 1515 E. Lake (Mercado Central) (612) 728-5408 Daily: 8 AM – 8 PM 2700 E. Lake (Coliseum Building) (612) 728-1778 Mon – Thurs: 10 AM – 10 PM • Fri – Sat: 10 AM – 11 PM • Sun: 10 AM – 4 PM 920 E. Lake (Midtown Global Market) (612) 870-1820 Mon – Sat: 10 AM – 8 PM, Sun: 11 AM – 6 PM

NEW UPTOWN DINER $ American Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pancakes, coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch 2548 Hennepin Ave. S. Minneapolis (612) 874-0481 Mon – Wed: 6 AM – 3 PM • Thurs – Sat: 24 Hours • Sun: Close at 6 PM

PARK TAVERN BOWLING & ENTERTAINMENT CENTER $ American 50 years of dining & entertainment – award winning food, groups up to 300. Weekend Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Late Night Daily 3401 Louisiana Ave., St. Louis Park (952) 929-6810 Mon – Fri: 10:30 AM – 12:30 AM • Sat – Sun: 9 AM – 12:30 AM

SEA CHANGE $$ Seafood Under the masterful eye of chef Tim McKee, the core menu focuses on sustainable seafood. Sea Change uses only the freshest fish & shellfish from sustainable fisheries & environmentally responsible farms. Lunch, Dinner Guthrie Theater, 818 S. 2nd St., Minneapolis (612) 225-6499 Lunch: Tues – Sun. 11:30 AM – 2 PM • Dinner: Mon – Thurs: 5 – 10 PM, Fri – Sat: 5 – 11 PM, Sun 5 – 9 PM

SPYHOUSE COFFEE SHOP $ Coffee, espresso, pastries 2451 Nicollet Ave., Minneapolis (612) 871-3177 2404 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis Mon – Fri: 6:30 AM – Midnight • Sat – Sun: 8 AM -- Midnight

SUSHI TANGO $$ Japanese Exciting and eccentric mix of Japanese cuisine and Uptown attitude. Lunch, Dinner Calhoun Square, (612) 822-7787 Mon – Wed: 5 PM – 1 AM • Thurs – Sun: Noon – 1 AM

TOAST WINE BAR AND CAFÉ $ Wine bar with Italian influence Neighborhood wine bar serving pizzas, cured meats and small plates. Dinner 415 N. 1st St., Minneapolis, MN (612) 333-4305 Tues – Thurs: 5 PM – 11 PM • Fri – Sat: 5 PM – 12 AM • Sun: 5 PM – 11 PM

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ZEN FUSION RESTAURANT $ Asian Contemporary Authentic pan-Asian food with a contemporary French twist. Lunch, Dinner 3016 Lyndale Ave. S., Minneapolis (612) 822-8896 Sun – Thurs: 11 AM – 9 PM • Fri – Sat: 11 AM – 10 PM

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American Homemade, comfort food, outstanding desserts, beer, wine, espresso drinks. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner 518 E. Hennepin Ave. Minneapolis (612) 331-4544 Mon – Sat: 7 AM – 11 PM • Sun: 7 AM – 9 PM

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o, it’s Obama’s turn to host the G20 in September. How to impress the heck out of a bunch of genteel European heads of state? New York? LA? Vegas? Nah. You invite ’em to “American’s most livable city”: Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh—also voted a Top Pick for Culture Junkies (New York); One of the Top 5 Cities for Creative People (Kiplinger); and among the World’s Top Ten Cleanest/Greenest (Forbes).

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Huh? The city whose coal-belching steel mills caused cars to need their headlights at high noon? Well, that was then—before the ’80s—and this is definitely now Obama chose Pittsburgh to demonstrate that turnaround. Come for the skein of walking trails along the downtown’s juncture of three rivers, spanned by 440 designer bridges. Come for the abundance of pocket parks. But especially, come for its diverse neighborhoods. Mr. Rogers’s was just one of 89, each with its own rich flavor. And stay for the art: collected by steel mill baron Andrew Carnegie, and now on display in the splendid Carnegie Museum of Fine Arts (plus the adjoining Museum of Natural History, boasting his film set-worthy collection of dinosaur skeletons); Heinz Hall, home of the Pittsburgh Symphony, among 57 varieties of performers; the culture-nailing Pop Art in a museum dedicated to another homeboy, Andy Warhol, brimming with his androgynous portraits, and lifestyle; and the August Wilson Center for African American Culture, debuting in September to honor the works of the Pulitzer-winning playwright who captured the soul of his Hill District, where our own Penumbra is invited to perform. Maybe the place to start is just where Pittsburgh began in 1765: Fort Pitt, built on the strategic point of land where the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers joined the Ohio (also the start of the great Lewis & Clark ExPamela's Famous Pancakes, which got her a White House invitation. Photo by Carla Waldemar

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Come for the skein of walking trails along the downtown’s juncture of three rivers, spanned by 440 designer bridges. Come for the abundance of pocket parks. But especially, come for its diverse neighborhoods. Mr. Rogers’s was just one of 89, each with its own rich flavor.

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pedition). It livens the “who knew?” story of the uneasy shifting of power between Indian nations, the French, the Brits, and, eventually, the Colonists that continued to flare long after General George Washington settled things in the East. The story unfolds further in the Heinz History Center that celebrates “How Pittsburgh Changed the World,” as in headquarters for Alcoa, Pittsburgh Glass, and Westinghouse; the first union organized to wrest justice from industry barons; and grocer Heinz himself, with the savvy marketing campaigns that gave the familiar ketchup label worldwide recognition. It celebrates the contributions of locals, from Doctors Salk (polio vaccine) and Spock (child rearing) to green guru Rachel Carson and her nemesis, the inventor of the Big Mac. Plus, Mr. Rogers in his rumpled cardigan. Like few others, Pittsburgh remains a city of neighborhoods that retain distinct identity, and intrigue. Downtown hosts the Cultural District (indoor performances, outdoor public art). Leaving downtown on the Hot Metal Bridge (named for its transport, back in the day), visit the Southside, once Polish red brick row houses and steel factories, now the common ground of blue hairs—Gen Y and the Great Generation, side by side. The Carnegie Library, where seniors congregate, contrasts with Rex, where hot bands blast. Tom’s Diner, where retirees anchor tables on the sidewalk, faces off against ubercool S-Bar across the street. Bloomfield, Pittsburgh’s Little Italy, boasts parking meters painted red, white, and green, with old-time cafés like Tessaro’s—best burger in Pittsburgh, our server declares—and they’re served invitingly cool in the center “Pittsburgh blue.” Squirrel Hill, a Jewish enclave, sports chic shopping. Meanwhile, the working-class North Side is home to the city’s new ballpark and casino (plus the beyond-avant Mattress Factory, host to edgy installation art).

ABOVE Pittsburg Skyline. Photo Courtesy of VisitPittsburg BELOW (from left) Southside neighborhood; Servers at Lidia's present unlimited helpings of pasta tableside. Photo by Carla Waldemar

East Liberty is in the lively throes of the most recent turnaround, where gritty “not after dark” streets now host Whole Foods and designer pizzerias. Lawrenceville offers boho boutiques and cafés, plus an annual Art All Night happening, while Shadyside, with upscale shops, aligns both yups and boomers. Gay boys are at home, and at ease, everywhere, but especially Lawrenceville, Shadyside, and Squirrel Hill (where the GLBT Community Center hosts OUTrageous Bingo parties). In Pittsburgh, being out is oh-so-in. Bars include the 941 Saloon, Images, Pegasus, House of Tilden, and There, lining the 900 block of Liberty Avenue downtown; Lawrenceville’s Blue Moon or Cattivo; and Shadyside’s Spin Bartini Ultra Lounge. The Strip, a mile-long stretch, was once

the wholesale produce district. Still is. Today, it’s also a stew of multiculti delis and dining ops, including Pamela’s, where Obama, in scouting the town, was so enamored of her pancakes that he invited her to cook them at the White House on Memorial Day. Stop in, and see why. Don’t miss another Strip icon, Pramanti’s, a diner where sub sandwiches—the specialty—come built with fries and cole slaw heaped inside the buns. Don’t ask for them on the side. The answer is, “Nothing doing.” Explore solo, or, better yet, sign on for the walking tour Burgh Bits & Bites to discover food finds known only to the locals, including Mancini’s Bakery, famous for its pepperoni roll; Labad’s, launched by a Syrian family who know how to make hummus, all right; Parma

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Sausage, to sample homemade salami and prosciutto; and Penn Macaroni, the oldest business down here, hosting a heavenly cheese shop and deli. Interlaced are funky wonders like Big Mama’s House of Soul— Big Mama addresses her many barbecue fans as “baby”—alongside fashionable Lidia’s, an altarpiece of an Italian cucina, where unlimited pasta is heaped tableside from sauté pans by trios of smiling waiters. Eleven, the city’s consummate hangout for locovores, has food finds like a smoked lamb taco with tomatillo, local goat cheese, and refried lentils, followed by striped bass paired with calamari, hot Italian sausage, couscous, fennel, and sundried tomatoes. SixPenn, back downtown, is a high-style haven for cosmo creations, like shrimp with popcorn grits and negro mole sauce; cracklin’ pork shank with sauerkraut-bacon mashed potatoes and serrano applesauce; or black cardamom lamb with curried fennel potato cake and ginger purée. Two more “only in Pittsburgh” food phenoms. A Catholic church-turned-brewery accommodatingly was christened Church Brew Works, where saints in stained glass windows stare down on an altar space filled with gleaming tanks. From those spout the likes of Pipe Organ Pale Ale, Celestial Gold, and Pious Monk Dunkel, to mix and match with the pierogi of the neighborhood’s Polish roots, in traditional plumpings of potatoes and cheese, or contra-trad, humming with jerk chicken. Oh, yeah: Don’t forget to visit Oh Yeah, where ice cream is considered a breakfast staple, topping waffles filled with your choice of a hundred add-ins, ranging from mango, habaneros, and Lucky Charms to bacon, candied ginger, and peanut butter—and those are just the staid old numbers. Here’s why Obama’s visitors will feel welcome: The city is not only clean and safe, but also super-friendly. I only had to unfold my map, and sidewalk traffic ground to a halt with offers of assistance. I think they would have carried me, too, had I asked. See for yourself by contacting <www.VisitPittsburgh.com>.

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Out in the Stars | [ by Charlene Lichtenstein ] Horoscope for Aug. 14-27 Venus opposes Pluto, and sends our hearts into orbit. Will you feel the gravitational pull back to earth by the end of the period? Let’s hope so, lest you break off into space, and become just another random, heat-seeking particle.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20) No sooner do you snuggle on your couch than the phone rings. Any attempt to cocoon results in a continuous stream of interruptions from the job. While you are tempted to ignore the power elite, do so at your own risk. It is better to be flexible, and do what you need to do now. The push-me-pull-you soon will end, and you can let all further requests go to voicemail.

TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21) The urge to express yourself will be almost overwhelming. But silence is golden—loose lips sink huge battleships now. Hold tight to your emotions, and carefully weigh your words before you anchor your opinion, queer Bull. Speaking your true opinions from your heart can land you on the front page with a very unflattering photo. Hey, which end of the bull is that?

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Can money buy happiness? It may seem that way this period, but it is all illusion. Pink Twins with common sense can reap a financial windfall if they can keep their attention focused on the bottom line. Of course, nothing is common about you! So, instead of letting your attention wander, focus on stuffing your mattress today, so you can rest easy tomorrow.

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CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23) Gay Crabs can be attentive and generous to partners. Now, you demand a little lovey-doviness for yourself. Maybe it all has to start with you. Do something good for yourself that also will have a beneficial effect on the overall relationship. If you still are searching for your dreamboat, you can launch a delightful first impression now. Hide your big missile for later.

LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23) Proud Lions should expend greater-than-average energy into volunteering for a good community cause. Build up the karma points, and spread the benefits on all areas of your life. If you feel like a rat on an everspeeding treadmill at work, don’t despair. The goddesses have a way of rewarding even the mangiest of well-intentioned rats in a big beautiful way now.

VIRGO (AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 23) If your idea of fun is seeing how many friends you can pack into an already-packed schedule, you will enjoy the period fully as it unfolds. Queer Virgins will not know when enough is enough, and are unable to prioritize. Quietly mull it over the next morning, as you nurse your hangover, and try to figure out where you left your nipple clamp.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23) Proud Libras are at the top of their corporate game this period. But it may have its costs. Although your advancements have a long-term beneficial effect at home, they will bring certain chafing family issues to a head. Obviously, problems can’t be solved overnight, but it can’t hurt to expose them to the light of day. Look at ’em scurry under the rug!

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22) Queer Scorps can benefit greatly from any international travel, or anything unusual and foreign. Find creative applications for all this new stimuli, and apply it to how you do your job. It not only will streamline processes, but also will make you feel more energized and charged-up. Who knows? You even may welcome working later…well, I said may.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 22) Gay Archers are not usually the most passionate of folks, but now, you are able to turn up the hot tub to full boil. Do I smell someone cooking? But this hot sexual spike carries with it a cost-of-living increase. All that wining and dining associated with the pursuit of raw desire ultimately can cost more than it’s worth. Ah, but in the meantime, what a way to go!

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23-JANUARY 20) Partners have an uncanny way of goading you to take dramatic action this period. Could your dissatisfaction with certain relationships in fact be dissatisfaction with how you feel you are perceived in general? You can run, but you can’t hide, pink Cap. Sit in front of the mirror, and ask who is truly the fairest of them all. Then, go spike an apple, you wicked thing.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19) It seems that the harder you work, the more you have to do. Feisty Aqueerians are up to the task, especially when it involves greater good for our community at the end of the rainbow. You must no longer accept living in a closet. Blow the closet door off its hinges. You’ll find it liberating. Remember: You’re beautiful...except when you wear hound’s-tooth polyester.

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Are you paying wholesale or retail for your jolly times? It all depends upon how much affirmation you receive from social outlets and friendships. This period indicates that no price is too high to pay for true friendship, but you can be cheated if the group of the hour is not playing your tune. I say make your own beautiful music, and see who comes to dance.

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Sports & Leisure | [ by John Townsend ]

Lift Every Voice and…BE! Black Pride Fund-raiser Showcases Talent of Color

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he Black Pride celebration is coming up. Some of the most luminous local GLBT talents of color will showcase various performance pieces in Lift Every Voice and...BE!, a fund-raiser on August 15 that will lay the groundwork for HIV/AIDS consciousness-raising at Pillsbury House Theatre in Minneapolis. Performers so far include Khalid Adams, Andrea Jenkins, Alphonso Morgan, and Sol. And the list is growing. Twin Cities Black Pride Chair Earnest Simpkins, says, “Many of the local LGBT artists who are in the lineup for the show are community members that I not only know personally, but whose life force has inspired my own journey, as I continue to strive to bridge the gaps between all my identities as a black gay man raised in the Twin Cities.” If you don’t track the local AfricanAmerican performance scene, the Twin Cities has one or the richest talent-ofcolor pools in the nation. Directing Lift Every Voice and…BE! is Harry Waters Jr., who played the original Belize in the Broadway production of Tony Kushner’s Angels in America. Waters wowed audiences in the area premiere of Stage Directions, the first full-fledged gaythemed production staged at St. Paul’s Penumbra, the nation’s flagship AfricanAmerican theater company. Waters calls the Pillsbury House show “an event to celebrate black LGBT voices, particularly those marginalized, and often overlooked and intentionally underrepresented, within the [larger] gay community. What does our voice sound like, and are we able to hear it amongst the throng and cacophony of needs? Let us celebrate these GLBT people right now, and talk to the rest of the community, as we gain our own perspectives.”

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One of those perspectives will come from Andrea Jenkins, a seasoned advocate for transgender issues who will read from her new book project Pieces of a Scream. It explores gender identity, time, space, home, and memory. According to Jenkins, “Many of the poems were inspired by original artwork that will accompany the text.” Jenkins sees the fund-raisers she takes part in as “an opportunity to shed light and understanding on queer communities of color, as well as supporting the efforts to bring that community together. I believe that poetry and literature play a significant role in community development, and I am thrilled to be a small part of that.” All proceeds from the August 15 event will go to cover expenses for The Red Party on September 12 to raise awareness around HIV/AIDS. Minnesota AIDS Project and African American AIDS Task Force also are involved in The Red Party. Communities of color have been affected disproportionately by HIV/AIDS. Cuts in corporate and government funding, along with the current health-care crisis, only exacerbate the situation. Lift Every Voice and…BE! is a way to get the ball rolling toward assistance to GLBT communities of color that are affected.

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don’t know if it’s simply an American cultural phenomenon, or if our foray into the digital age has made a universal enemy of human emotions, but something in what Dr. Ron Frederick told me certainly resonates. He believes that many of us have been conditioned to shy away from our emotions—to make them our adversary, trusting only logic. Anger, fear, and even love are dragged through the mud. After all, which of us haven’t thought ourselves to be utter fools for experiencing any or all of them? However, we are creatures of emotion, and when we make them our most hated foe, the war we wage is fought within our own minds, to the detriment of our own happiness. Those who have internalized that struggle may feel lost, depressed, or simply stuck. And the few who seek out therapy may receive an endless dissection of their childhood, which may be very informative, but not solve the current problem. At the Center for Courageous Living,

The Network Frederick’s approach is very different, in that it is centered on one's here-and-now experience. Frederick explains, “We help people first recognize what they’re feeling, and be able to put a name to it, and then we work with them to more fully and comfortably experience that emotion, so they can use it to their advantage.” Furthermore, Frederick’s theory about human emotions not only removes them from our list of enemies, but also makes them our strongest ally. As Frederick adds, “Because of the way our brain is wired, emotions can be much more powerful than our thinking. For example, we can be afraid of things that we know in our mind there is no reason to be afraid of. So, we need to know how to work with our emotions, rather than against them.” Frederick finds this approach far more effective and much faster than the traditional "talk therapy" model of psychotherapy. Frederick and Dr. Tim Beyer, who are both Blue Cross Blue Shield Providers, see clients at their office, 3100 West Lake Street, Minneapolis. However, if individual therapy is not an option for you, or if you’d like to try out Frederick’s techniques on your own, his new book, Living Like you Mean it: Use the wisdom and power of your emotions to get the life you really want, makes aspects of his work accessible. More information about the book can be found at <www.livinglikeyoumeanit.com>.

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After hosting 25 years of performances, Ordway Center for the Performing Arts is retiring its original stage floor, and renovating it this summer. It is a traditional, sprung floor ideal for dance, opera, and musical theater performances. Leontyne Price was the first performer on it. Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater danced on it. And Les Misérables performed 216 shows on it, breaking the record for number of engagements at one theater stage. Ordway President and CEO Patricia Mitchell Commented, “Over the years, the Ordway’s Main Hall stage has been sanded and resanded numerous times. It was too worn-down to refinish it again. It is vital to maintain the condition of the Ordway for all who enjoy and use its space, so we may continue to bring exceptional theatrical, music, and dance performances to the Twin Cities” To that end, the Ordway’s 4,500-squarefoot stage floor is being renovated by Minneapolis hardwood flooring experts Anderson Ladd. Throughout the sevenweek-long construction process, oak flooring will be installed, and the permanent trapdoors will be repositioned. The renovated stage then will receive several coats of stain and precise buffing treatments to ensure a pristine finish. Funds for renovation of the stage floor came from the state bonding bill during the 2006 legislative session, part of a $7.5-million-dollar renovation of the Ordway. The renovation project began in the fall of 2008, and will be completed in the summer of 2010. ORDWAY CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS 345 WASHINGTON ST., ST. PAUL <WWW.ORDWAY.ORG>

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 14 Lights Camera Action. Sponsored by Phillips Community Television, a group of five young teens created a documentary film about gay teen relationships. It focuses on the story of a young girl who is dealing with her identity as a lesbian. The five behind the project hope people walk away with more knowledge and understanding of GLBT teens. 3:30 PM. Minneapolis Central Library, 300 Nicollet Mall, Mpls. (612) 821-3938.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 21 The Breast Party in Town. Mixing fun with a good cause, this fund-raiser for the Breast Cancer Awareness Association will include entertainment all night, along with live music, a fabulous silent auction, amazing food, and an after-party that will let you unwind. 5 PM. Reservations required. Epic Entertainment Center, 110 N. 5th St., Mpls. (763) 548-1306. <www. bcaamn.org>.

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SATURDAY, AUGUST 22 Christine Rosholt. Called a “winsome retro pleaser” by the Star Tribune, singer Christine Rosholt will be pleasing the Duluth crowd with The Jazz @ the Toga Quartette. 3-7 PM. Club Saratoga, 331 Canal Park, Duluth. (218) 727-7865.

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THURSDAY, AUGUST 27 Minnesota State Fair. It’s time for funnel cakes, cookies, and concerts. One hundred years and running, the Minnesota State Fair has been a staple for Twin Citians—and everyone else. Don’t miss a chance to walk around all the booths; gorge on yummy— though perhaps not healthy—food; and listen to some of the biggest names in the music industry, including Kelly Clarkson. Through Sept. 7. Minnesota State Fairgrounds, 1265 N. Snelling Ave., St. Paul. <www.mnstatefair.org>.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 28 Sopranorama: Divas of a Different Feather. Three divas together on one stage are good for more than drama. Enjoy irresistible sopranos Mario Jette, Janis Hardy, and Molly Sue McDonald, as they perform music from the sublime to the downright silly. The Star Tribune said, “It’s about voices and musicianship and that almost tangible delight in seeing a performer get it just right….” Aug. 28-30. The Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave. S., Mpls. (612) 340-1725. <www. southerntheater.org>.

ONGOING Africa! Join the Minnesota Zoo, as it continues to carry guests away in the endless sea of grass that is the Africa exhibit. Catch a glimpse of majestic giraffes browsing succulent treetops, as well as herds of gemsbok and zebras, as they graze on the sweet new shoots. Through Sept. 7. Minnesota Zoo, 13000 Zoo Blvd., Apple Valley. (952) 431-9217. <www.mnzoo. org>.

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Born of Fire. Traffic Zone Gallery is proud to present a multiartist exhibition of wood-fired clay works by noted Minnesota and Wisconsin craftsmen. It combines functionality with architecture for a reflection upon the area. Through Aug 26. Traffic Zone Gallery, 250 3rd Ave. N., Mpls. (612) 240-4654. <www.trafficzoneart.com>. The Brave New Workshop Saves the Planet; or Yes We Can, but Do We Have To? The titles may be getting longer as the years go on, but the comedy only gets better. Watch as Brave New Workshop takes on the issues of the world, and saves you from

Backtalk > Lavender Lens the mundane that is your life. Through Oct. 31. Brave New Workshop, 2605 Hennepin Ave. S., Mpls. (612) 332-6620. <www.bravenewworkshop.com>. Cassandra Shore and Jawaahir Dance Company. With dazzling movement and brilliantly colorful costumes, Jawaahir (“jewels” in Arabic) lives up to its namesake. It’s just one of three companies in the nation committed to Middle Eastern dance forms. Jawaahir’s internationally known production is a rare jewel for the Midwest that should not be missed. Wed-Sun. Through Aug 23. The Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave. S., Mpls. (612) 340-1725. <www. southerntheater.org>.

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The Kimono Show. Kicking off a two-month event, the Artist Mercantile will be giving the public a chance to view a rare and exclusive collection of vintage kimonos from Japan. The kimonos not only will stay on display, but also paper cranes and Asian art will be included. Mon.-Fri., 10 AM-5 PM. Sat., 11 AM-5 PM. Through Sept. 5. Artist Mercantile, 24 W. 7th Pl., St. Paul. (651) 222-0053. <www.artistmerc.com>. Sin and Salvation: William Holman Hunt and the Pre-Raphaelite Vision. Minneapolis Institute of Arts offers visitors a rare glimpse into the life and work of 19th-Century painter William Holman Hunt, with an exhibition of more than 60 iconic works by the artist who is considered to be the founder of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, and has been deemed by some to be the Damien Hirst of his day. Through Sept. 16. Minneapolis Institute of Arts, 2400 3rd Ave. S., Mpls. (612) 870-3046. <www.artsmia.org>.

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Yulong: The Jade Dragon. For the past 15 years, Circus Juventas has wowed the Twin Cities with its feats of athleticism and gravity-defying moves, all performed by children 8 to 22. This year, the circus has added an Asian flair to its magnificent show. Be amazed, as the performers tell the story inspired by the ancient Chinese legend of Mulan. Be quick, though, as tickets will sell out. Through Aug. 16. Circus Juventas Big Top, 1270 Montreal Ave., St. Paul. (651) 209-6799. <www. uptowntix.com>.

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When We Are Married. Set in 1908, J.B. Priestley’s farcical comedy starts off as a celebration of the silver wedding anniversary for three different couples, but soon turns hilarious, as a secret spreads, and the couples’ relationships are tested to the limits. Through Aug. 30. Guthrie Theater, 818 S. 2nd St., Mpls. (612) 377-2224. <www.guthrietheater.org>.

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Community Connection Community Connection brings visibility to local GLBT-friendly nonprofit organizations. To reserve your listing in Community Connection, call 612-436-4698 or email advertising@ lavendermagazine.com.

Art Galleries

Minneapolis Institute of Arts Enjoy Masterpieces From All Over The World And Every Period Of Human History. Free Admission Daily! 2400 3rd Ave. S. Minneapolis, MN (612) 870-3000 www.artsmia.org

Addiction Info & Treatment

Hazelden Providing comprehensive treatment, recovery solutions. Helping people reclaim their lives from the disease of addiction. P.O. Box 11 15251 Pleasant Valley Rd Center City, MN (800) 257-7800 www.hazelden.org

Community Activism

Project 515 A focused initiative to ensure that same sex couples and their families have equal rights and considerations under Minnesota law. P.O. Box 50143 Minneapolis, MN (612) 246-3885 www.project515.org

Education AIDS/HIV Information & Treatment

Aliveness Project, The Community Center for Individuals Living with HIV/AIDS -- On-site Meals, Food Shelf and Supportive Services. 730 East 38th St. Minneapolis, MN (612) 824-LIFE (5433) www.aliveness.org Clare Housing - Partners in AIDS Care Providing affordable housing, supportive services and compassionate care to people living with HIV/AIDS. 929 Central Ave. NE Minneapolis, MN (612) 239-9515 www.clarehousing.org HIM Program One of the Red Door Services of the Hennepin County Public Health Clinic. 525 Portland Ave. 4th Floor Minneapolis, MN (612) 348-9100 www.himprogram.org www.StopSyphilisNOW.org www.CrystalClearMN.org www.inSPOT.org/Minnesota MAP AIDSline MAP AIDSLine is the confidential statewide toll-free HIV information and referral service. 1400 Park Ave. Minneapolis, MN (612) 373-AIDS (metro) or (800) 248-AIDS (statewide) [email protected] www.mnaidsproject.org

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Park House Day Health / Mental Health Treatment Program for Adults Living with HIV/AIDS. 710 E. 24th Street, Suite 303 Minneapolis, MN (612) 871-1264 www.allina.com/ahs/anw.nsf/page/ park_house_home

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U of MN Research Studies Looking for HIV+ and HIV- individuals to participate in research studies. 420 Delaware Street SE Minneapolis, MN 55455 612-625-7472 WEB ADDRESS

Minnesota Online Highschool Get ready for college and life with a supportive, online, public school that fits you 1313 5 Street, SE, Suite 227 Minneapolis, MN 55414 Phone: 1-800-764-8166 x 111 Fax: 1-866-586-2870 Website: www.mnohs.org

Events

Historical

Minnesota Historical Society The best of Minnesota comes to life with fun, hands-on exhibits and signature programs. 345 Kellogg Blvd W., St. Paul, MN (651) 259-3000 www.mnhs.org/historycenter Landmark Center Beautifully Restored Old Federal Courts Building, Housing Arts Events, Gangster Tours, Museums, Café, Gift Shop! 75 West 5th St. St. Paul, MN (651) 292-3225 www.landmarkcenter.org

Graphic Design

Minneapolis College of Art and Design (MCAD) Offering BFA, BS, and MFA degrees, postgraduate certificates, and classes for youth and adults. 2501 Stevens Avenue Minneapolis, MN www.mcad.edu

Grantmaker/Funder

DIVA MN Through creative events, DIVA MN raises money to provide grants which impact AIDS/HIV in MN. 12911 Forest Meadow Dr. Minnetonka, MN 952-544-6599 www.divamn.org

Neighborhood Development Center (NDC) 663 University Ave. Suite 200 St. Paul, MN 55104 651-291-2480 Powderhorn Park Neighborhood Association / Powderhorn Art Fair Bringing together diverse residents of the neighborhood to enhance the physical, economic, housing, cultural environment. 821 E. 35th Street Minneapolis, MN (612) 722-4817 www.ppna.org www.powderhornartfair.com

LGBT Health & Wellness

GLBTCALLITQUITS.COM If you’re ready to quit smoking, we’re here to support you. 1-866-434-9736 Tobacco-Free Lavender Communities A program of Rainbow Health Initiative A coalition reducing the impact of tobacco use, through mini-grants, education, and community events. (612) 710-2019 www.MNTLC.org (612) 708-6208 www.rainbowhealth.org

Performing Arts

Library

Brazen Theatre Plays, Musicals, Cabaret and Other Entertainment for Adventurous Audiences. See Individual Ads for Venue (414) 248-6481 www.brazentheatre.org

Minnesota AIDS Trek Annual Bike Trek To Benefit Top Shelf, AIDS Care Partners, Camp Benedict, UCLA Vaccine Program. 3017 York Ave. N. Robbinsdale, MN (763) 522-8067 [email protected] www.aids-trek.org Red Ribbon Ride Four-day Bike Ride in July Benefiting Seven HIV/AIDS Service Organizations in Minnesota. 4457 3rd Ave. S. Minneapolis, MN (612) 822-2110 www.redribbonride.org

Neighborhood Associations

Quatrefoil Library Your GLBT Library with stacks of DVDs, books, and magazines. Check out our online catalogue. 1619 Dayton Ave., No. 105 St. Paul, MN (651) 641-0969 www.qlibrary.org

Media & Communications

Minnesota Public Radio Providing in depth news coverage, classical music and emerging artists on our three regional services. (651) 290-1212 www.mpr.org Radio K 770 Radio K is the award-winning student-run radio station of the University of Minnesota 330 21st Ave. S. 610 Rarig Center University of Minnesota Minneapolis, MN 55455 (612) 625-3500 www.radiok.org

Museums

Science Museum of Minnesota Boasts a 100-year history of a handson approach to science, learning and entertainment. 120 West Kellogg Blvd. St. Paul, MN 651-221-2547 www.smm.org

Bloomington Civic Theatre Bloomington Civic Theatre brings the best of Broadway musicals under the direction of John Command. 1800 W. Old Shakopee Rd. Bloomington, MN (952) 563-8575 www.bloomingtoncivictheatre.org

Guthrie Theater Come On In! Performances, Classes, Dining, Tours. 818 South 2nd St. Minneapolis, MN (612) 377-2224 www.guthrietheater.org Hennepin Theatre Trust Orpheum, State and Pantages Theatres Twin Cities’ best live entertainment: Broadway shows, music concerts, comedy, dance and more! Minneapolis, MN (612) 673-0404 www.HennepinTheatreDistrict.org Illusion Theater Nationally Renowned For Developing Artists and New Work While Sparking Conversation About Challenging Human Issues. 528 Hennepin Ave., #704 Minneapolis, MN (612) 339-4944 www.illusiontheater.org Jungle Theater Professional theater producing contemporary and classic works in an intimate setting in the Lynlake neighborhood. 2951 Lyndale Ave. S. Minneapolis, MN (612) 822-7063 www.JungleTheater.com Minneapolis Musical Theatre “Giving Voice to the Human Experience” New and Rarely-Seen Musicals. 8520 W. 29th St. Minneapolis, MN (612) 605-3298 www.aboutmmt.org

Community Connection Performing Arts

The Minnesota Opera America’s Most Exciting Opera Company Now Has a New GLBTA Group “Out at the Opera!” 620 N. First St. Minneapolis, MN (612) 342-9550 www.mnopera.org Minnesota Orchestra Led by Music Director Osmo Vänskä, the Minnesota Orchestra, one of America’s leading symphony orchestras. 1111 Nicollet Mall Minneapolis, MN (612) 371-5656 (800) 292-4141 www.minnesotaorchestra.org One Voice Mixed Chorus Passionate about building community and creating social change by raising our voices in song. 732 Holly Ave. Ste. Q Saint Paul, MN (651) 298-1954 www.ovmc.org [email protected] Ordway Center for the Performing Arts Serving our community through hosting, presenting, creating performing arts and educational programs enriching diverse audiences. 345 Washington St. St. Paul, MN (651) 224-4222 www.ordway.org Park Square Theatre Creating entertainment that matters; transporting you to unique worlds through exceptional talent and masterful stories. 20 West Seventh Pl. Saint Paul, MN (651) 291-7005 www.parksquaretheatre.org Saint Paul City Ballet Making ballet accessible to all through excellence in classical training, progressive in outreach, and extraordinary in performance. 1680 Grand Ave. Saint Paul, MN (651) 690-1588 www.spcballet.org Theater Latté Da Exploring And Expanding The Art of Musical theater Under The Artistic Direction of Peter Rothstein. Minneapolis, MN 612-339-3003 www.latteda.org Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus An award-winning chorus that builds community through music and offers entertainment worth coming out for! 528 Hennepin Ave., Suite 307 Minneapolis, MN (612) 339-SONG (7664) [email protected] www.tcgmc.org University of Minnesota Theatre Arts and Dance Educating artists and audiences through a diverse mix of performances on both land and water. U of M Theatre 330 21st Ave S, Minneapolis, MN (612) 624-2345 www.theatre.umn.edu U of M Centennial Showboat Harriet Island, St. Paul, MN (651) 227-1100 www.showboat.umn.edu

Pets

Animal Humane Society Buffalo: (763) 390-3647 Coon Rapids: (763) 862-4030 Golden Valley: (763) 522-4325 St. Paul: (651) 645-7387 Woodbury: (651) 730-6008 www.animalhumanesociety.org

Politics & Rights Human Rights Campaign Advocates for all GLBT Americans, mobilizes grassroots action, invests strategically to elect fair-minded individuals. P.O. Box 50608 Minneapolis, MN www.twincities.hrc.org www.hrc.org

Public Market

Midtown Global Market An internationally-themed public market with over 40 independent vendors offering the finest selection of produce, meats, delicacies, prepared foods, grocery items, unique gifts and services from around the world. 920 E. Lake St. Suite G.10 Minneapolis, MN (612) 872-4041

Religious & Spiritual

All God’s Children Metropolitan Community Church All inclusive, welcoming Christian church founded by and for GLBT people and their allies. 3100 Park Ave. Minneapolis, MN (612) 824-2673 www.agcmcc.org Central Lutheran Church We welcome all people to celebrate, discover and share the love of Christ. 333 Twelfth St. S. Minneapolis, MN (612) 870-4416 www.centralmpls.org Church of the Imperfect Richfield UMC 11AM “Informal, progressive, joyful, justice oriented, interactive, creative. “ 5835 Lyndale Ave. S. www.myspace.com/rumclivingwaters Edina Community Lutheran Church Upbeat, growing congregation committed to inclusion, justice, peace, community and proclaiming God’s YES to all. 4113 W. 54th St. Edina, MN (952) 926-3808 www.eclc.org Hennepin Avenue United Methodist Church Take a Spiritual Journey With Hennepin’s Faith Community Through Worship, Education, Fellowship, Service, and More. 511 Groveland Ave. Minneapolis, MN (612) 871-5303 www.haumc.org

Religious & Spiritual

Mount Olive Lutheran Church Ours is a welcoming parish, rich in music, liturgy and opportunities to serve the community. 3045 Chicago Ave. Minneapolis, MN (612) 827-5919 www.mountolivechurch.org Plymouth Congregational Church, Minneapolis A Beacon of Liberal Theology. Progressive Christianity, Traditional Setting & Service, Social Action, The Arts & Music. 1900 Nicollet Ave. at Franklin Minneapolis, MN (612) 871-7400 www.plymouth.org Spirit of the Lakes, UCC (United Church of Christ) God’s Warehouse...Something Is Happening Here! Founded by GLBTA. Open, Affirming, Just Peace, Anti-Racist Church. Worship 10 AM Sundays 2930 13th Ave. S. Minneapolis, MN (612) 724-2313 www.spiritucc.org www.ucc.org St. Mark’s Episcopal Cathedral Wherever you are on your faith journey... St. Mark’s Welcomes You. 519 Oak Grove St. Minneapolis, MN (612) 870-7800 www.ourcathedral.org St. Luke Presbyterian Church We’re a Joyful, Compassionate Commmunity on a Spiritual Journey, Seeking Justice and Peace. Join Us. 3121 Groveland School Rd. Wayzata, MN (952) 473-7378 www.stlukeweb.org University Lutheran Church of Hope Reconciling Congregation - All Are Welcome. Social Justice Opportunities. Strong University Links - Questioning Encouraged. Great Music. 601 13th Ave. SE Minneapolis, MN (612) 331-5988 www.ulch.org

Social Organizations Imperial Court of Minnesota P.O. Box 582417 Minneapolis, MN www.impcourtmn.com

Sports & Recreation

North Star Gay Rodeo Association Assisting local community and charities through fundraisers,support and education about western lifestyle and skills. P.O. Box 48039 Coon Rapids, MN 55448 (763) 786-7472 www.nsgra.org [email protected] Twin Cities Goodtime Softball League (TCGSL) Join 500 GLBT softball players as we celebrate our 30th year! PO BOX 580264 Minneapolis, MN www.tcgsl.org

Student/Campus/Alumni

Minnesota GLBTA Campus Alliance A statewide alliance of students, staff, faculty, alumni, and community members uniting for campus change. 2136 Ford Parkway #131 St. Paul, MN (612) 730-8541 www.mncampusalliance.org

Youth

District 202 District 202 provides social, cultural and educational opportunities for GLBT youth ages 21 and under. www.dist202.org

Westminster Presbyterian Church A Covenant Network Congregation, Working Toward a Church as Generous and Just as God’s Grace. Nicollet Mall at 12th St. Minneapolis, MN (612) 332-3421 www.ewestminster.org Wingspan Ministry + PASTORAL CARE + EDUCATION + WITNESS + ADVOCACY + Outreach of St. Paul-Reformation Church to the GLBTQA Community. 100 N. Oxford St. St. Paul, MN (651) 224-3371 www.stpaulref.org

Sexuality

Man2Man An Interactive Seminar Where Guys Talk To Each Other About Sex, Dating, and Being Gay/Bi. University of Minnesota Minneapolis, MN (612) 626-7187 www.epi.umn.edu/m2m

Women’s Services

Womyn Unlimited Minnesota A Minnesota based non-profit grassroots philanthropic organization by, of, and for a diverse community of women. Rose Hart (612) 250-0119 www.womynunlimitedmn.org

Zoo

Minnesota Zoo Home to more than 2000 animals. A sight to see for all ages. Open year-round. 13000 Zoo Blvd. Apple Valley, MN 952-431-9200 mnzoo.org

Classifieds Business Opportunities

Health/Fitness 501 FIT. Strength with Class. Improve your life. Fun, Effective and Affordable Strength Training Classes. Try “1” Class for FREE! 501 Washington Ave. S. 3rd Fl., Minneapolis, MN. (612) 767-4415. www.501fit.com. CareMinders® Home Care. Customized Services To Meet Individual Needs in: Skilled Nursing, Live-In Care, Respite Care, Medication Reminders, Meal Preparation, Light Housekeeping, Companion Care, Transportation. Caregivers screened by industry exclusive 12-point background check. (612) 435-7140. www.careminders. com.

Help Wanted Free Arts Minnesota: looking for volunteers to work with abused, neglected, at-risk children using art and mentorship. Time commitment of 1.5 hours weekly. More information, Krissy, (612) 824-2787. www.freeartsminnesota.org.

Real Estate

Real Estate Private wooded acreage in Pepin, WI hides this beautifully remodeled 3 bedroom, 3 bath home. Licensed Bed & Breakfast. $299,900. Bill Jewson, (866) 565-2618. www.jewsonrealty.com. Lovingly restored farmhouse in New Hope. Many gardens, pond, screened in porch, hardwood floors, gas fireplace, new stainless steel appliances. $224,900. 4510 Gettysburg Av. N. Virtual tour on realtor.com. Motivated seller. Bonnie Hammel, Realtor, (612) 810-7880. PICTURESQUE CABIN in BRAINERD LAKES AREA. Privacy, indoor plumbing, garage, year round use, sandy and rock bottom lake. Just under an acre. Please view: http://markslakecabin.com or MLS# 183658. (612) 385-6661.

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Home Furnishing Employment

COTTAGE HOUSE • An Occasional Market • Next sale: FRENCH COUNTRY! • SEPTEMBER 16. 17, 18, 19, 20. Wednesday: 1 - 8pm. Thurs-Fri 10am - 8pm, Sat-Sun: 10am - 6pm • 4304 Chicago Ave. S., Minneapolis, MN.

Home Services CARPENTER - 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE. Integrity, quick turn around. Kitchens, Bathrooms, WINDOWS, DOORS. Remodeling, Rehabs. Tile work, fine finishing, custom decks & siding. NO JOB TOO SMALL. (612) 247-0691. Portfolio, Referrals.

House Cleaning

Events

The Maids Home Services gives you the healthiest, most thorough housecleaning, guaranteed! Supervised teams, bonded, insured, environmentally safe cleaning products are why Nobody Outcleans The Maids.® Free estimates (952) 929-6243. www. maids.com. Discover what “clean” really means. Our services are personalized, detailed and focused on your satisfaction. Best products and supplies available in the market. Organic available. (612) 990-9876. T. THOMAS LIDDELL, Residential cleaning. Dependable - Honest. Excellent references. Weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, flexible schedules. Listed on Angie’s List. tliddellcleaning@ yahoo.com. Call Terry: (612) 710-9157.

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IRENE GREENE, MSEd, Psychotherapist: 24 years experience. Individual, Couples Counseling, Mediation. Life changes, relationship, gender, sexuality, parenting, anger, anxiety, depression. Coming Out, Sexual Abuse, DID Groups. Sliding fee. Professional, nonjudgmental, confidential. (612) 874-6442. [email protected]. OWEN KONECNIK, MA, MSW, LGSW. Let’s work together to make the changes you seek in your life. Individual and couple’s therapy. Sliding Scale Fee. Lake and Lyndale location. (612) 558-6094. owen@counselorminneapolis. com.

Roommates Looking for non-smoking housemate to rent bedroom in beautiful Minnehaha Parkway home. Biking paths and Creek outside the front door. Offstreet parking. $500/month. No pets. Available Sept. 1st. (612) 578-3687.

Spa Services THE SPA by [email protected]. 2736 Hennepin, UPTOWN. 612.986.4929 Catering to the Beauty Rituals for all Men and Women. Handcrafted Natural Facials. Body and Brazilian Waxing and Trimming. Manicures. Pedicures. Massage.

Therapeutic Massage FULL BODY DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE. Relax & Unwind from Head to Toe. Private S. Mpls Studio. Music, Candles, Jacuzzi, Full Bath. In/Out Calls. 7 days. 10am - 10pm. (612) 388-8993, Keith. THERAPEUTIC HANDS. Swedish/Deep Tissue, Shiatsu. Energizing relaxation. Call Bob at (763) 208-4056 for appointment. Evenings & weekends available.

Therapeutic Massage FULL BODY MASSAGE. Warm relaxing atmosphere, Minneapolis. Hour Massage $60.00. Shower Available. (612) 219-6743. 7 days a week, 10 am - 10 pm. Therapist: 5’10, 167#, 32 waist. Stressed? Overworked? Sore Muscles? Find relief & get $20.00 OFF regular price. (Reg; $60 hr, $70 1.5 hr). Swedish, Deep Tissue, Relaxation. 2-10:00 PM. Doug, CMT: (612) 2290415. Deep Relaxing Massage, 1 hour $60.00. Over 20 years experience. Call Stephen: (612) 875-6677. Massage by JR. Loring Park Area. (612) 870-4181. GOT ME? I’ll do your body good. Swedish, Deep Tissue, Shiatsu & Tui Na. Downtown location. In/Out. Call anytime. Kurt, CMT: (612) 338-3329.

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APOSTLE TRAWLERS - Unforgettable charter from Bayfield into the Apostle Islands. Trawler with most comforts of home, sleeps up to four. Captain Jeff runs the boat... you relax. (651) 485-8989. www.apostletrawlers.com.

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Ms. Behavior© | [ by Meryl Cohn ]

Desperate Woman Dear Ms. Behavior: I’m in a monogamous relationship with a woman I love, but I’m in a predicament. I want to make out with someone else—or, I’d settle for touching her body a bit. If I were to ask my friends for advice, most of them would say, “End the relationship you’re in first.” But isn’t it stupid to jump to that conclusion when it may not be necessary? Couldn’t making out with someone else be just an experience, maybe even a onetime thing? My friend, Emily, just died, and she was only 40. I know she and her partner weren’t getting along. So, now I’m thinking, if Emily had had the chance to have someone take her breath away for five minutes, to make her wet, to make her words quiver, don’t you think she would have (maybe even should have) enjoyed the moment? What’s with all this morality crap anyway? Where does it get us? No one among my immediate friends wouldn’t judge me, so I’m asking you, Ms. Behavior: Would it really be so bad just to kiss someone, or hold her for a few minutes? —Desperate Woman

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Ah, the classic dilemma. If only you could kiss another woman’s lips, or perhaps touch her boobies, all would be well with the world, right? The problem is that you’re standing at the top of the very mountain for which the term “slippery slope” was created. You’re in a monogamous relationship, but you meet someone you like and want to kiss. At first, it all seems very innocent and sweet. How could anything be wrong with pressing your lips against hers? Couldn’t this be totally compartmentalized from your relationship? Pretty soon, kissing the new woman opens an unexpected doorway, and then— uh-oh—kissing just isn’t enough. So, next you touch her breasts under the bra. Soon, you realize that really you’re very tired, and need to lie down…together. You slip one of your legs between her thighs, because, well, it just fits perfectly. As you snuggle, her breast slips into your mouth so easily. When she grabs your butt, and writhes against you, it becomes clear that you need to take off

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your jeans, because they’re chafing you. Nothing’s wrong with hugging while you’re in your underwear, right? Your hugs are so wholesome and sweet that a thin cotton barrier is really all it takes to keep your chastity intact. Her slight gasps and hard breathing only indicate that she hasn’t been hugged in a long time. And then, that thin cotton barrier is somehow in the way, and suddenly, you’re both naked. What a surprise! Depending on your personality, it can take anywhere from 10 minutes to a whole year to go through all these steps, but Ms. Behavior predicts that if you kiss this woman, your damp underwear eventually will end up on the floor, entwined with hers, as you lie on the bed, basting in each other’s juices. Soon, you wonder: How did all this happen? Poor dead Emily has caused a crisis, hasn’t she? If only she’d gotten to make out with someone before she died, she would have died a happier woman. Or maybe not. But that’s what you’re imagining in this moment, coinciding with the awakening of your libido—which feels like the opposite of being dead. The message you’re getting from your psyche (or maybe your clit) is one of longing. Maybe you’re longing for another woman because you and your partner aren’t connecting well right now, or because you’re in a fallow phase of your relationship. Or maybe it’s just that you’re human, and it’s totally normal to experience an occasional intense attraction to someone else, even if you’re monogamous. Your feelings, of course, aren’t the problem. The problem is that you want to have your attraction, and eat her, too. Mainly, you have a commitment to your partner, which you’ll be breaking if you act on this attraction without letting her know that you intend to do it. No one likes a liar or a cheat. So, you either can be honest with your partner, or decide not to act on the attraction. It may help to talk it through with a friend or a therapist. Whatever you do, don’t hide your lustful feelings in a dark closet, where they only will grow large and strange. Of course, you may decide to kiss or touch this woman anyway—and it doesn’t mean that you’re a terrible person—but it’s not likely to lead to a healthy outcome or a happy wife.

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Arts & Entertainment Camden Music School................. 19 Halloween Haunt at ValleySCARE15 Hennepin Theatre Trust ............... 29 Northside Arts Collective ............. 19 Univ. of Minn. Theatre Arts & Dance ....................................... 29 Workhouse Theatre ...................... 19

Automotive LaMettry’s Collision ...................... 65

Bars & Clubs Twin Cities Bar Advertiser Guide 32 19 Bar ............................................ 39 BAR AIDS ...................................... 84 Camp ............................................. 43 Gay 90’s ...................................... 33, 34, ........................................................ 35, 83 LUSH Food Bar ............................. 44 Minneapolis Eagle/Bolt ............... 36 Rumours/Innuendo ....................... 39 Saloon ........................................... 37 Tickles ............................................ 43 Town House ................................. 41

Beauty & Relaxation Barbers on Bryant ......................... 66 Garden of Eden ............................ 59 Juventus MedSpa & Laser C........ 15

Beverages Budweiser ...................................... 45

Business Services Rapid Refill Print Solution Superstore ................................ 66

Coffee & Tea Spyhouse Coffeeshop .................. 9 Steamworks Coffee & Tea Company ................................. 19

Communications 89.3 The Current .......................... 59 Air America Minnesota ................ 80 Radio K .......................................... 53

Dating Services Simply Introduced......................... 44

Education Metropolitan State University ...... 13

AIA Homes by Architects Tour ..... 9, 11, 13 Lavender First Thursday................ 42 Summer of Pride............................ 31

Financial Boyer, Daniel................................. 66 Moltaji, Roya ................................. 9 Palm, Karen ................................... 11 ROR Tax Professionals.................. 66 US Bank ......................................... 21 Wells Fargo Bank ......................... 7

Floral & Garden TerraVista Landscape & Design .. 15

Funeral Services Funeral Consult ............................. 66

Gifts Eyes of Horus ................................ 66 Fantasy Gifts ................................. 55 Max’s ............................................. 56

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Home Services Abbott Paint & Carpet .................. 55 Bauer Floor Covering ................... 68 Bluestem Construction .................. 67 Boe Plumbing ................................ 27 Bretts True Quality Homes ........... 24 Current Affairs Electric.................. 68 EM Contracting............................. 68 Garlock-French Roofing .............. 55 Glacier Concrete & Masonry...... 68 Good Stuff Moving ...................... 68 Grout Professionals ....................... 67 Halet Remodeling & Renovations 67 Handyman-Herb ........................... 67 Home Valu Interiors ...................... 21 Hopkins Carpet One .................... 63 Jeff’s SOS Drain & Sewer Services .................................... 57 Larry R. Opelt Architecture & Design ..................................... 68 Matt’s Tree Service ....................... 68 Natural Organizing...................... 19 Personal Pride Construction ......... 67 Ryan’s Tree Care .......................... 68 Sage Building & Remodeling ...... 68 Soderlin Plumbing, Heating & Air Conditioning ...................... 61 Solum Fine Flooring ...................... 67 SOS Homecare ............................ 67 Stoneman Masonry ...................... 61 Summit Construction ..................... 67 The Tile Shop ................................ 12 Trademark Tile & Remodeling ..... 67 Universal Windows Direct ........... 59 Vujovich ......................................... 65

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Home Furnishings & Accessories DirectBuy of Minneapolis ............ 27 Furniture Manor ............................ 64

Insurance AAA Minneapolis Insurance Agency ..................................... 57 American Family Insurance.......... 62 Arens, John .................................... 69 Baldwin, Davina ........................... 69 Herr, Cindy .................................... 68 Wagner Insurance-Financial Services .................................... 68 Whitesong, Therese ...................... 69 Wolfson, Steve .............................. 69

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Mortgage First Equity Mortgage ................... 43

Optical Maple Grove Eye Clinic .............. 56

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Pet Products & Services Animal Humane Society ............. 7 Ark Pet Hospital ............................ 69 Larpenteur Animal Hospital ......... 56 Pampered Pooch Playground ...... 69

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Travel & Accommodations Sheraton Duluth Hotel .................. 24

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any of you will probably attend a family reunion this summer. And many will probably then take whatever steps are necessary to legally declare that they have absolutely no relatives. Not living. Not deceased. And definitely not crammed around a picnic table forcing innocent people to eat Aunt Ebba’s radioactive potato salad. Of course, I’d be the last to imply that most people, after spending several hours at a family reunion, are haunted by a single question: How can I be related to these people? That would be silly. In fact, based on numerous scientific studies, this question occurs to the average person after spending less than four minutes at a family reunion. I recently returned from just such a gathering. Or, as I detailed in a sworn deposition to the FBI: “From being kidnapped and held hostage by terrorist-like individuals who actually offered me Trail Mix, and claimed to have no knowledge of the nearest factory outlet mall.” First, I was herded into a van the size of Canada. That way, everyone, including Uncle Gunnar, could fit. He was then able to spend the next two hours repeating the same story every 12 minutes until someone had the presence of mind to slip into a coma. At which point Uncle Gunnar asked, with extreme concern in his voice, “Did I ever tell ya ’bout the time I thought I was in a coma?” So, we’re driving along, and rather than follow my suggestion—“Please! Just let me jump!”—I’m informed we’re going to a place I thought only existed in the twisted imagination of PBS documentary filmmakers. Yes. A nature center. Somewhat skeptical initially, I subtly inquired: “Are you people completely insane? Why not just drive through the bowels of Hell, and condemn our souls to eternal damnation?” But as we pulled up to the nature center, it was clear I was way off base. A trip to Hell

would have been just fine. At least Hell, to my knowledge, does not have hiking trails. I have since learned that hiking trails are designed by people who have no concept of how nature was meant to be enjoyed: on a big-screen TV, in an air-conditioned lounge, with two-for-one well drinks, and free popcorn. So, we all start hiking down this path, which, I believe, early settlers dubbed the “Trail of Death Where Mosquitoes Eat Entire Families Before Brunch.” Swell. Let them start with Uncle Gunnar. I had bigger problems to deal with: There were all these plants growing along the sides of the trail, and, for reasons only a geneticist who studied the effects of replacing a human brain with a hunk of Play-Doh can understand, my relatives found this stuff fascinating. They had to stop at every single plant. Smell it. Touch it. And then take several hundred photographs to be shared at a future family gathering during which I will be forced to say: “Yes, Aunt Marta. That is a very unusual leaf. It looks nothing like the other 52 pictures of identical green things with stems.”

And I can’t even begin to tell you the excitement that broke out when a badger was spotted sitting on a rock. At first glance, I thought it was Cousin Roy’s kid. But then, I noticed that the rodent, although it seemed to be facing the same dental challenges as Roy Jr., wasn’t constantly picking its nose. I was about to give my “I’m Willing To Sign Over My College Grant Money to Anyone Who Can Help Me Prove I Was Switched at Birth” speech, when we reached our final stop. Yep, after walking half the distance to the sun accompanied by Uncle Albert, who truly believes he’ll find a perfectly nice family to rent his chicken coop, my reward was to behold… The nation’s largest natural bog. Of course, the relatives were incredibly excited. I, on the other hand, believed we were staring at an oversized green sponge that looked just a little bit two much like… Aunt Ebba’s potato salad. Roll eyes here, and just consider the source. Bye for now. Kiss, kiss.