Funny Sms

1 larka tha diwana ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, bas yehi pocha krta tha,ye on kesay hota hai? ------------------------------------------------------------------------

ek sher doctor ki zubani: hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "sister" kehna parh raha ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

circuit : bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? muna bhai: simple.... bina sui ka injection lene ka..! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

khush qismat hain ap k hum aapki dosti ko itni shiddat se chahtay hain warna hum to wo log hain jo khuwab main bhi appointment se aatay hain. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

breaking news: now call charges will b charged according 2 ur brain size, smaller the size cheaper will b the call rates. congratulation, u can make free calls -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

din k sath raat nhi hoti, sitaron se dil ki baat nhi hoti, jis dost ko jaan se ziyada chahate hain hum, khuda jaane q un sehe mulakaat nhi hoti ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

zindagi"kisi ki amanat nhi hoti amanat mein khyanat nhi hoti dil ko sambhal kr rakhna ,,,dosti,,, dosti ki "qaed" main kabhi zamnat nahi hoti -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega... chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... warna pass kya munna bhai karvaye ga?? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi….. ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi….. badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi……………… ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, woh mohabbat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, woh yaadein kya jisme tum nahi, aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

pyar aankho se jataya to bura maan gaye,haal-e-dil humne sunaya to bura maan gaye,woh to har roz rulaya karte they,ek roz humne rulaya to bura maan gaye!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

girl: is dress ka kya price hai? shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss. girl: aur us dress ka? shopkeeper: 10 kiss. girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi. ha ha ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai bbc news say abhi abhi pata chala hai ke us ka gadha is waqt yeh 'sms' parh raha hai. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ...good morning... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

sorry.... sorry.... sorry.....sorry....dont get confused ,arey baba sorry means: s-some,o-one is,r-really,r-rememberinhg y-you.....have a wonderful day... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

dr's prescription for today.a cute little smile for breakfast.more laugh for lunch,lots of happiness for dinner,dr's fee... whole day think of me....g@@d morning... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

gud morning... kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. thanks

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goodmorning! have u done 2 out of the most important things when u woke up 2day? 1.pray.so that u may live 2.take a bath so that others may live too! -----------------------------------------------------------------one day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, om our engagement will you give me a ring?santa:ya sure, give me ur telephone no

-----------------------------------------------------------------i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.u cry i cry.u lauf i lauf.u jump out of da window... i look down & den... i lauf again -----------------------------------------------------------------if ur world is spining round & round..& round....ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its love? na munna na its called high b/p...

---------------------------------------------------------------------who said english is easy???fill in the blank with yes or no... 1.-----i dont have brain... 2.-----i dont have sence... 3.-----i am stupid....

------------------------------------------------------------------------do u know the fullform of college- c-come,o-on,l-lets, l-love, e-each,g-girl,e-equally......thats why boys go to college regularly....

------------------------------------------------------------------------principal :agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 rs fine, 2nd time 200 rs. fine and 3rd time 500. munna bhai :boley to monthly paas ka kya lega mamu

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------pappu, while filling up a form: dad, what should i write for mother tongue.? santa: very long! --------------------------------------------------------------------------aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------bandar apni maan say:- maa main itna badsoorat kyoun hoon!!

maan:- beta aisa nahin kahtay usay bhi dekho jo yeah sms parh raha hai aur allah ka shukar karo

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...paisa... ...mout... ...aur... ... aur... ...aur... mera sms..

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye -------------------------------------------you r my sweet sona i don't want u khona i want a place in your heart's kona otherwise i will start rona atleast good morning to kar lona ------------------------------------------------jab i ne u se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya ---------------------------------------------------teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... -----------------------------------------------------sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur nechay maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay -----------------------------------tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai. 1.dono gram honi chaye. 2.dhod zada hona chahiye. 3.raat ko sooney na dey.mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi

hai mai uska allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne kisi or se bana rakhi hai ----------------------------------------------shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na maha thi na sufi. -------------------------------------------------------ap ki awaz koyal jaisi,aankhain hiran jaisi,chal mor jaisi,aadtain bandar jaisi,acha hota agar koi 1 aadat bhi insanon wali hoti --------------------------------------------------------------maine kaha dil-ruba- usne kaha paise dikha. maine kaha-paise nahi usne kaha kaise nahi maine kaha mehangayi hai.. usne kaha-ja tu mera bhai hai.... -----------------------------------------------------------chandni chok ka fawara na hota. khyber gate ka nazara na hota. fashion ne larkion ko bigara na hota. to aaj ek b larka awara na hota

---------------------------------------------------------------qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge, par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge. ------------------------------------------------------------------utho utho jaldi se utho, aankhein kholo,

angrai lo,

bismillah perho,

jaldi se naha dho ker fresh ho jao, nashta ker lo,

jaldi se welldress ho jao, aaj tum se koi special milne aane wala hai, pata hai koun?

phir bhool ge,

lo aageya,

"hummara sms aur kon jee" :-> *gØØd morning*

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, tajmahal bana tha per mumtaz mili nahi, ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, ab tajmahal banana chahta hon,per ya mumtaz marti nahi! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ager dum hai

tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ye sulgta hua jism, ye kap-kapate hue honth, ye thar-tharatehua badan, ya lad-khadati hui awaz, mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya nishaaniya malaria ki hi hai! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------god ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

abe o burai ke resgulle, pap ki berfi , bewafa ke laddu, matlabi chuski,badmashi ke pedhe, jhoot ke kalakand.. tu bada hi sweet hai re.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------last night shaitan come in my dream & said that he wantedto disturb good people. i gave him ur number but he said to me thai : i can't disturb my boss":.! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&* thank god all boutons of my cell r fine. sorry 2 distrb u ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------in next 15min saniyamirza wil cal u aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil cal u rani wil cal u 2 askmyphone no. dont give ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------lux 8.50rs rexona 7.50rs tibbet 5.50rs dove 25rs dettole 12.30rs tiger 5.00rs in main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-----------------------maine tumko phone kiya to netwrk bola, namskar! paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai, aapko jinse baat krni hai unka dimaag abhi switch 0ff hai! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------fill in the blanks with haan or nahi 1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon 2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi 3)...... mein hee pagal hoon, -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo, woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle... khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ur eyes patakha, ur lips rocket, ur ears chakri, ur smile fuljadi, ur style anar, ur personality bomb. beta nikal le, i'm coming with "candle".. ---------------------------------------------------------------tawe per para hua popcorn uchalta kiun hai ? :-d ?? khud baith k dekho pata chal jai ga ---------------------------------------------------------------

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