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arz kiya hai..... aaj-kal aapke sms aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! aaj-kal aapke sms aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... d ........ fje .......c nurse - "mubarak ho.. sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.." sardarji - " meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey surprise doonga..!" d ........ fje .......c aapko aapko aapse magar
miss karna roz ki baat hain, yaad karna aadat ki baat hain, door rehna kismat ki baat hain, aapko! jhelna himmat ki baat hain.
d ........ fje .......c kaash k in haseenaoon k baap mar jayein.. bahanay ghum k hum un k ghar jayein.. aisa sochna bhi mat aay zalim paap hoga.. kabhi tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.. d ........ fje .......c mandir masjid insaan isliye
mein jaap karta hoon, mein adaab karta hoon, se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun roz tujhko sms karke paap karta hoon.
d .......fje .......c devdas k baap ne kaha ghar chhor do! maa ne kaha paroo ko chhor do! paroo ne kaha sherab peena chhor do! par app ko kis ullu ne kaha k sms karna chhor do! d .......fje .......c un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey, woh to hamare ho na sakey, hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey d ........ fje .......c
na woh inkaar karti hai, na woh ikraar karti hai, kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, mere dost se pyaar karti hai. d ........ fje .......c jab b tumhara massege ata ha, mara roam roam machal jata ha, ang ang main godgadi hoti ha, ya tumharay massege ka kasoor nahi, sala mobile hi vibrater par hota ha. d ........ fje .......c teri yaad mein humne pencil uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha keh usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... d ........ fje .......c tu chand mange mein chand de dun. tu rat mange mein rat de dun. tum dil mange main dil de dun.tu jan mange mein......bas kar yar....bheek mangne ki be 1 limit hoti hai d ........ fje .......c u d o n k e y
r 4 4 4 4 4 4
a donkey decent outclass nice kind excelent young
d ........ fje .......c durakht ke paymane pe chilman e husn ka furkat se sharmana... durakht ke paymane pe chilman e husn ka furkat se sharmana... ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana. ================================================
miss karna roz ki baat hain, yaad karna aadat ki baat hain, door rehna kismat ki baat hain, aapko! jhelna himmat ki baat hain.
d ........ fje .......c kaash k in haseenaoon k baap mar jayein.. bahanay ghum k hum un k ghar jayein.. aisa sochna bhi mat aay zalim paap hoga.. kabhi tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.. d ........ fje .......c mandir masjid insaan isliye
mein jaap karta hoon, mein adaab karta hoon, se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun roz tujhko sms karke paap karta hoon.
d .......fje .......c devdas k baap ne kaha ghar chhor do! maa ne kaha paroo ko chhor do! paroo ne kaha sherab peena chhor do! par app ko kis ullu ne kaha k sms karna chhor do! d .......fje .......c un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey, woh to hamare ho na sakey, hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey d ........ fje .......c
na woh inkaar karti hai, na woh ikraar karti hai, kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, mere dost se pyaar karti hai. d ........ fje .......c jab b tumhara massege ata ha, mara roam roam machal jata ha, ang ang main godgadi hoti ha, ya tumharay massege ka kasoor nahi, sala mobile hi vibrater par hota ha. d ........ fje .......c teri yaad mein humne pencil uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha keh usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... d ........ fje .......c tu chand mange mein chand de dun. tu rat mange mein rat de dun. tum dil mange main dil de dun.tu jan mange mein......bas kar yar....bheek mangne ki be 1 limit hoti hai d ........ fje .......c u d o n k e y
r 4 4 4 4 4 4
a donkey decent outclass nice kind excelent young
d ........ fje .......c durakht ke paymane pe chilman e husn ka furkat se sharmana... durakht ke paymane pe chilman e husn ka furkat se sharmana... ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana. ================================================
