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Here is the text log of our D&D adventure on June 7, 2009. It's going to look like there's like 15 people here, because you can either say things as yourself, or as your character name. There are: FBer Mike Brady, aka the Master, aka all the monsters. FBer Sean, aka Karch Silvertongue, the Tiefling rogue. Sean's wife Kris, aka Sirkana Embersight, the Eladrin wizard. FBer Gneekman, aka Rhyd'Ley, the Dragonborn paladin. FBer DrPepperMD, aka Rhogar, the Dragonborn fighter. FBer FrackTruck, aka Berechek, the Dwarven cleric Gneekman's friend jugglinfreak, aka Zack, aka Heskan Bardisch, the Dragonborn warlord. and last (and may or may not be least), Gneekman's friend Styks, aka Markas, the human wizard. PREGAME The Master has connected. Fraktruck has connected. Gneekman has connected. Rhogar: Dragon Breath against Enemy1. 26 vs. Reflex. , Dragon Breath against Enemy2. 18 vs. Reflex. , Dragon Breath against Enemy3. 20 vs. Reflex. The Master: cool! DrPepperMD: that appears to be working. Rhyd'Ley: Dragon Breath Attack: As Rhyd'Ley opens his mouth with a roar, the deadly power of his draconic kin blasts forth to engulf his foes. Left to right, top to bottom: 14 vs Reflex 30 vs Reflex 24 vs Reflex 21 vs Reflex 13 vs Reflex Zack has connected. Sean (Karch) has connected. Styks has connected. Kris (Sirkana) has connected. Styks is disconnected. Sean (Karch): Greetings The Master: howdy Sean (Karch): No issues finding the server by name btw The Master: ok cool The Master: the "test connection" button isn't working, so I wasn't sure about anything else Sean (Karch): While we have a second, Kris and I will be here next week, but not the two weeks following. London and CSTS The Master: Fun! Gneekman: koo Gneekman: Styks is restarting his compy and will be here shortly Zack: also, my play will be kind of rough, my up to date character and everything is on a different computer DrPepperMD: ah, karch and sirkana finally joining us in the modern age with health bars. Sean (Karch): Sort of. Didn't put the 'update' macros in place yet. The Master: We'll get started as soon as Styks gets back Zack: he's on the phone Kris (Sirkana): oh yeah, I updated all my macros so I have to replace my token Kris (Sirkana): My attacks and damages are slightly better now that a sword is my implement. Sean (Karch): Yeah, from +6 to +10 attack bonus Berechek: huzzah DrPepperMD: not bad. I've only got +14 for my melee attacks. Zack: haha, "only" Styks has connected. Styks: back finally

The Master: groovy Styks: computer problems The Master: I can relate. You on Skype yet? Styks: not yet The Master: k Styks: skype is refusing to start Styks: there we go DrPepperMD: I like that skype ringing music. I should try to get that on my cell phone. Kris (Sirkana): haha. I dance every time Styks: Mine is freaking out Styks: My skype noises are like, twice as fast somehow The Master: is it usable? Styks: it's all weird and really squeaky Styks: The actual program is fine The Master: OK Styks: but the program sounds, like the ring, are speed up The Master: weird Styks: I'll reinstall it later Berechek: Im set Gneekman: looks like styks killed his computer just now The Master: d;oh Berechek: I' Berechek: I'll cast a heal on it! Styks is disconnected. START DrPepperMD: so we've got a door to the left, we have a hallway (to nowhere?) to our right, arrow slits? to the bottom, and we can also go back to the hidden door that you guys found earlier. Zack: not to my knowledge [this was in response to Mike asking over skype whether Heskan had spent any healing surges]. Sirkana Embersight: HP is maxed at 49 DrPepperMD: yeah, can spend healing surges during short rest. Heskan Bardisch: Rhyd'Ley uses 2 healing surges. He now has 53 HP and 6 surges remaining. [it says Rhyd'Ley because as Zack noted, his macros got left on a different computer, so he had to borrow Rhyd'Leys.] DrPepperMD: lol forgot to change name. Gneekman: lol stolen macros The Master: The hallway to the right actually ends in large, ornate doors (not pictured) Zack: want to go clear that room? Gneekman: I wanna try the secret door Sean (Karch): I'd like to peek through the other arrow slits first though Berechek: lead and I'll follow DrPepperMD: I agree with everyone. Sean (Karch): hehe DrPepperMD: Would like to check slits, but then we can go to the secret room. Kris (Sirkana): so glad I didn't follow Karch A STRANGER APPROACHES � this text won't make any sense because you don't have Mike Brady's side of the conversation. Suffice it say that a mysterious elf showed up again and told us that our Tiefling friend Karch Silvertongue had a secret. DrPepperMD: ugh, that guy again Karch Silvertongue: Gilgathorn! I should finish the job I started in Falldun. Karch Silvertongue: Don't listen to anything he says. Styks has connected.

Gilgathorn 1: Well I must commend you for gathering all this delcious bounty together in one place. This makes my job so much easier. Karch Silvertongue: Tell me what you want from me before I run you through Rhyd'Ley: I knew this guy was up to something Sirkana Embersight: Who is this man? Gilgathorn 1: Well normally, Karch, this would be a perfect opportunity for a gentlemen's duel. I see, however, that those pitiful kidnappers were more than a match for you, and I am not one to attack the recently deceased. [Karch had recently died in a fight against some kidnappers. With a substantial payment to the local temple, they were able to bring him back to life, but he is still weakened from the ordeal]. Berechek: he doesnt look friendly thats fer sure Karch Silvertongue: A former ally of mine, a thief, and a traitor. Sirkana Embersight: But the others seems to have met him before also....? Gilgathorn 1: Now the lot of you, on the other hand. Well, that just might be a fair fight... Karch Silvertongue: In Falldun he managed to convince the simpleton elders that I was stealing from the temple, which I of course would NEVER do... Karch Silvertongue: His right eye is all the revenge I was able to take before I was run out of the town. Rhogar: We have run into this man several times. He always seems to be headed the same place that we are. He recently informed us that the bounty on our heads had recently been doubled. Sirkana Embersight: ah Mike I love you too! lol [responding to Mike on skype saying �I love you too, but you can't lay there where my papers are.� the first of several instances of Mike forgetting that his mic was on.] Rhyd'Ley: I suppose he would be one to know about bounties, then Karch Silvertongue: It's a safe bet there's one on his head too. I say we cash it in. Zack: Might he be behind these bounties then? shall we give him one to Karch? Gilgathorn 1: Indeed. So, can I expect you to come along quietly, or shall we have a little fun first? Rhogar: You can try to collect on the bounties if you wish, Gilgathorn. I fear it may end badly for you (intimidate check), though. Rhogar: Intimidate: 23 Berechek: Am I the only one here without a bounty on me head! Berechek: feh Gilgathorn 1: Who are you to think you can intimidate me? Karch Silvertongue: Hang around Gilgathorn for any length of time and that will change. Gilgathorn 1: Well, let's get this started then. Perhaps my friends would like to join me... Rhyd'Ley: Well, I aim to keep Gilgathorn around for as short a time as possible, then. Sirkana Embersight: So let me make sure I understand this, the bountied we have on us...are because of you Karch??? Sirkana Embersight: *bounties Rhogar: Gilgathorn told us the bounties were because we were messing with some very dangerous people. But suddenly I wonder what I can believe of what he had said. BATTLE 1 ROUND 1 * Elderwood Falcon 1 Initiative: 25 * Elderwood Falcon 2 Initiative: 15 * Gilgathorn 1 Initiative: 26 * Ironwood Hound 1 Initiative: 25 * Ironwood Hound 2 Initiative: 26

Karch Silvertongue: Initiative: 16 Berechek: get the good rolls out of the way Rhyd'Ley: Initiative: 12 Rhogar: Initiative: 26 Sirkana Embersight: ...hmm...and WHO those dangerous people are.... Markas: Initiative: 21 Sirkana Embersight: Initiative: 19 Heskan Bardisch: Initiative: 13 Berechek: Initiative: 16 Sean (Karch): +2 on init checks? Zack: yep, besides me Rhyd'Ley: got it already Rhogar has received initiative. Rhogar: Rhogar performs his Crushing Blow attack, winding up and delivering a devastating blow with his greataxe. The attack is 19 vs. Gilgathorn's AC. [was a miss] DrPepperMD: mark him and be finished Gilgathorn 1: Pepper Bomb Cover your eyes TOO LATE Requires pepper bomb; +12 vs. Reflex; target is blinded (save ends). Hit 20 vs Reflex [against Sirkana]. Rhogar: Rhogar resorts to the simple attack he first learned when he picked up a melee weapon. It is 20 vs. Gilgathorn's AC. [Rhogar was right up next to Gilgathorn, so when he did the next pepper bomb (a ranged attack), Rhogar got an attack of opportunity beforehand. But it missed as well.] Gilgathorn 1: Pepper Bomb Cover your eyes TOO LATE Requires pepper bomb; +12 vs. Reflex; target is blinded (save ends). Hit 27 vs Reflex [Rhogar was hit]. Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 22 vs Fortitude Hit: 9 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. [hit Rhogar] Rhogar: Rhogar is at 65 HP and 0 temporary HP. Ironwood Hound 2: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 14 vs Fortitude Hit: 13 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. [missed Rhogar] Elderwood Falcon 1: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 31 vs AC Hit: 12 damage and you're slid 1 square [hit against Berechek]. Markas has received initiative. DrPepperMD: berchek is a dwarf, right? [Dwarves move one less square when pushed, so that means he didn't actually move when he was hit]. Berechek: huzzah Styks: epic chat lag Markas: Scorching Burst Attack: 9 vs. Reflex [9 is a very poor attack.] Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Can I make an attack while blinded? Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush Gilgathorn . Attacks 12 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: Saving throw: 11 [She saved against her blindness, so it went away]. Sirkana Embersight: done Berechek has received initiative. Berechek: Berechek unleashes the light of Moradin to sear his foe, Falcon1 The attack resolves at 12 vs. Reflex [an obvious miss]. Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Karch Silvertongue: First I shall take your eye, then I shall take your life! Karch Silvertongue: Karch is filled with rage and charges wildly at his opponent. 21 vs AC Karch Silvertongue: AP [you normally receive one standard action per turn. Karch spent an action point here in order receive a second standard action. You have a limited number of action points]. Gilgathorn 1: I'm too quick for you, demon spawn!

Karch Silvertongue: With a flash of his blade, Karch attempts to daze his enemy. Attack 17 vs AC Gilgathorn 1: Always have been, always will be. Zack: revenge fail Sean (Karch): done Gneekman: dang, karch. death did a number on you. Sean (Karch): hehe Kris (Sirkana): (( Gilgathroen holds his hand out against Karch's forehead as he swings wildly )) Elderwood Falcon 2: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 18 vs AC Hit: 10 damage and you're slid 1 square Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Kris (Sirkana): All I hear is giggling and whispering. lol [Gneekman, Zack, and Styks were together in the same location, and they had occasional trouble with microphones and routers and the like.] Zack: 20 vs AC [miss]. Zack: that's a guarding attack Zack: done Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike Attack: As Rhyd'Ley brings his fancy bastard sword to bear, the odds against him add strength to his attack. 17 vs AC [miss]. Rhyd'Ley: Dragon Breath Attack: As Rhyd'Ley opens his mouth with a roar, the deadly power of his draconic kin blasts forth to engulf his foes. Left to right, top to bottom: 29 vs Reflex 30 vs Reflex [Rhyd'Ley and Rhogar and Heskan are all Dragonborn, which is basically a giant reptile thing. Dragonborn have the ability to do a dragon breath attack]. Rhyd'Ley: Dragon Breath: 7 Acid damage ROUND 2 Rhogar has received initiative. DrPepperMD: finally I have an excuse to use Sure Strike (which I've been planning to retrain for a couple levels now). -5 will be included. [Rhogar was blinded from earlier] Rhogar: Rhogar trades power for precision, performing his Sure Strike attack. The attack is 17 vs. Hound's AC. DrPepperMD: end turn, try to end this horrible blinding. DrPepperMD: 8 [tried to save against blinding and failed. Therefore, still blinded.] DrPepperMD: sad trombone DrPepperMD: my mark expired too Gilgathorn 1: Gripping Net Nothing but net. Requires net; +12 vs. Reflex; target is restrained (save ends). Hit 14 vs Reflex Sean (Karch): miss DrPepperMD: who is this guy, inspector gadget? [I mean seriously, he has a net and a bunch of pepper bombs?] Kris (Sirkana): go go gadget net Berechek: hes the first in a series of gilgathorn cyborgs Styks: Little early for skynet Berechek: hes a secret warforged Sean (Karch): and his Ironwood Hound, named Brain Gilgathorn 1: Hand Crossbow "I want that bounty. Your head is mine." +14 vs. AC; 1d6 + 6 damage Hit 24 vs AC Damage 7 Sean (Karch): hit Karch Silvertongue: After taking 7 damage, Karch's health has decreased from 57 to 50 hit points. He is shaken, but is not bloodied...yet ! Ironwood Hound 2: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 18 vs Fortitude Hit: 6 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you.

Styks: I read that as Brian, and was confused. Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 20 vs Fortitude Hit: 8 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. Elderwood Falcon 1: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 25 vs AC Hit: 12 damage and you're slid 1 square Markas has received initiative. Berechek: did the bird move or is that a ranged ability? [the bird moved] Markas: Scorching Burst Attack: 19 vs. Reflex Berechek: k Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush Gilgathorn. Attacks 25 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: With a burst of energy Sirkana deals 7 points of psychic damage. The target also take a -2 penalty to attacks until the end of Sirkana's next turn. Sirkana Embersight: crit fail damage Sirkana Embersight: done Sirkana Embersight: oh good Gilgathorn 1: Retaliatory Shot "Oh no. You must come closer, so I can see the fear in your eyes." Thorn makes a hand crossbow attack against the target that hit him. Hit 17 vs AC Damage 9 [whenever Gilgathorn was hit with a ranged attack, he got the opportunity to immediately retaliate]. Sirkana Embersight:miss Berechek has received initiative. Berechek: A prayer from Berechek invokes a deep rumble and burst of light to come forth from his holy symbol. The radiance will damage his enemys and bolster his allies All allies in the blast recieve +2 power bonus to all attacks till the end of my next turn Each enemy in the blast recieves an attack: 22 vs Reflex 24 vs Reflex Berechek: Those enemies affected by Divine Glow take 10 Radiant Damage Berechek: With a quick prayer, Berecheck fortifies Berecheck with the light of Moradin, Spend a healing surge and heal an additional 7 [Berechek needed healing because he had been hit a few times by now. Since he's a cleric, he just asked his god to heal him]. Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Sean (Karch): Minor to put away the hand crossbow. Attempting a grab. Strength 14 vs Ref [another bad roll] Sean (Karch): done Gilgathorn 1: Karch, I didn't know you cared... Elderwood Falcon 2: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 27 vs AC Hit: 10 damage and you're slid 1 square Karch Silvertongue: I care only to end your lies Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. DrPepperMD: fyi to heskan, I'm blinded so I can't help flank an enemy right now (in case you wanted to try that). Karch Silvertongue: After taking 10 damage, Karch's health has decreased from 50 to 40 hit points. He is shaken, but is not bloodied...yet ! Zack: that's fine Zack: shift up and warlord's strike Zack: 26 vs. AC Zack: 17 [attack hit and did 17 damage]. Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Zack: rhyd'ley takes +2 to attacks Zack: er damage, misread Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike Attack: As Rhyd'Ley brings his fancy bastard sword to bear, the odds against him add strength to his attack. 28 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike: 17 damage

Gneekman: +2 from warlord's strike ROUND 3 Rhogar has received initiative. DrPepperMD: sure strike again. I'm counting it as -4 since i have a +1 against hound 1 because of my inescapable greataxe. Rhogar: Rhogar trades power for precision, performing his Sure Strike attack. The attack is 33 vs. hound1's AC. [finally I hit one]. Zack is disconnected. Rhogar: Sure Strike hits for 5 damage. [poor damage]. DrPepperMD: shift away and finished 6 to save. [again, failed to save. That means Rhogar is still blinded and still taking a penalty to attacks]. DrPepperMD: Rhogar is especially sensitive to pepper Sean (Karch): A sneezing dragon might be dangerous Kris (Sirkana): I thought you were a doctor of it though Kris (Sirkana): oh sorry corny Gilgathorn 1: Recharge The creature tries to summon the strength for another attack. 5 Styks: We seem to have lost Zack, his computer isn't seeing my router anymore Gilgathorn 1: Pepper Bomb Cover your eyes TOO LATE Requires pepper bomb; +12 vs. Reflex; target is blinded (save ends). Hit 25 vs Reflex Sean (Karch): hit Kris (Sirkana): he has a -2 but I don't think it would matter Sean (Karch): still hits Gilgathorn 1: Double Blots With sickening speed, Thorn fires off two shots. Thorn makes two hand crossbow attacks. Hit 24 vs AC Hit 22 vs AC Damage 7 Gilgathorn 1: 7 Sirkana Embersight: Sirkana is hit by an attack and uses her shield power to gain a +4 power bonus to her AC and Reflex defense until the end of her next turn. [Sirkana's a wizard, and once per day or whatever she can conjure up a magic shield that raises her defenses. It worked very well here]. Ironwood Hound 2: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 18 vs Fortitude Hit: 7 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 24 vs Fortitude Hit: 12 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. Elderwood Falcon 1: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 25 vs AC Hit: 11 damage and you're slid 1 square DrPepperMD: lol just can't keep us all in skype it seems [various people had been falling out of skype this whole time] Markas has received initiative. Markas: Burning Hands Attack: 21 vs. Reflex Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Spectral Ram Sirkana conjures an unseen magical force and pushes it violently into Gilgathorn. Attacks 22 vs Fortitude. Sirkana Embersight: The force slams the enemy up into the ceiling, the wall, and then back into the ground, dealing 13 points of force damage. The creature is also pushed 3 squares and knocked prone. Sirkana Embersight: In addition, the Wicked Fang Longsword does 13 ongoing damage (save ends). Kris (Sirkana): the ram? Kris (Sirkana): ranged 10 DrPepperMD: I can't wait until you can upgrade that Spectral Ram up to the Concrete Donkey [I was disappointed that no one appeared to get this joke. No one's played Worms?] Kris (Sirkana): and my shield still applies Gilgathorn 1: Retaliatory Shot "Oh no. You must come closer, so I can see the fear

in your eyes." Thorn makes a hand crossbow attack against the target that hit him. Hit 20 vs AC Damage 11 Kris (Sirkana): done Berechek has received initiative. Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you Attack: 28 vs AC Hit: 11 damage and you're marked until the end of the hounds next turn Berechek: The thunder of the Stonefather gives weight to Berechek's word of command The attack resolves at 24 vs. Will Styks: `dropped from skype somehow Zack has connected. Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Styks: skype hates us Elderwood Falcon 2: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 31 vs AC Hit: 12 damage and you're slid 1 square Zack: want to call me on skype now that internet is working again? Karch Silvertongue: After taking 12 damage, Karch's health has decreased from 40 to 28 hit points. Karch has been bloodied ! [bloodied means that you're below half hit points]. Styks: My router hates him, but they made up apparently. Sean (Karch): Gerbil attack! [this is going to take a while. Karch has a power called �Ferret Out Fraility�. For weeks I had heard him say the name out loud and I thought it was �Faired Out Fraility� or something like that. The first time he wrote it in chat, we lost our minds for a couple of minutes, imaging that a little ferret shows up and somehow helps him attack. And then decided that it was even better as a gerbil. So it's now Karch's Gerbil Attack.] Kris (Sirkana): well he IS prone... Sean (Karch): With Infernal Wrath... Gilgathorn 1: (( not seeing you on skype )) Sean (Karch): Ah, good point DrPepperMD: save the gerbil for another time [the gerbil attack gives him combat advantage. but when someone is knocked down (prone) like Gilgathorn, they're already granting combat advantage. No reason to use the gerbil]. Sean (Karch): OK then.. he Karch Silvertongue: Karch seizes the advantage, and unleashes a Staggering Assault with his dagger - 19 vs AC Sean (Karch): ugh Sean (Karch): no miss condition...thinking about my other AP Sean (Karch): done Karch Silvertongue: Saving Throw: 5 [failed to save against blindness]. Sean (Karch): Karch is still blinded by rage Sean (Karch): ...and a pepperbomb Gneekman: ...and the light [we do a blinded by the light joke almost every time someone ends up blinded. It's a sickness]. Elderwood Falcon 2: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 29 vs AC Hit: 10 damage and you're slid 1 square Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. DrPepperMD: why you gotta be all up in gilgathorn's business, karch? [Mike Brady said something about how Gilgathorn called the falcon over to keep Karch out of his business]. Karch Silvertongue: After taking 10 damage, Karch's health has decreased from 28 to 18 hit points. Karch has been bloodied ! Zack: charge! [when you do a charge attack, you must yell out charge. It's a rule] Heskan Bardisch: Charge: Heskan charges at the enemy. 21 vs AC Zack: *cries to the gods* Zack: done Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Charge: Rhyd'Ley rushes his target and attacks in the same action. 24 vs AC

Rhyd'Ley: Basic attack: 10 damage ROUND 4 Rhogar has received initiative. Rhogar: Rhogar trades power for precision, performing his Sure Strike attack. The attack is 14 vs. Hound2's AC. DrPepperMD: agile approach [special move that Rhogar can do] DrPepperMD: done 5 [still can't save against blindness. Rhogar has been blind for like four turns now. Gilgathorn 1: Recharge The creature tries to summon the strength for another attack. 6 Gilgathorn 1: Pepper Bomb Cover your eyes TOO LATE Requires pepper bomb; +12 vs. Reflex; target is blinded (save ends). Hit 22 vs Reflex DrPepperMD: (( if someone can get me an extra saving throw, that would be great )) [the parenthesis represent ooc, out of character chat. I had had enough of being blinded by this point]. Berechek: will do laddie Berechek: Moradin's got yer back Gilgathorn 1: Bolt Storm Crossbow bolts rain down upon your heads. Requires hand crossbow; area burst 2 within 10; +12 vs. AC; 3d6 + 8 damage. Hit 13 vs AC, Hit 28 vs AC, Hit 22 vs AC Damage 17 Gilgathorn 1: 21 vs AC Rhogar: Rhogar is at 48 HP and 0 temporary HP. DrPepperMD: (( maybe karch's health is a more pressing concern right now )) Karch Silvertongue: After taking 17 damage, Karch's health has decreased from 18 to 1 hit points. Karch has been bloodied ! [1 hit point! If you fall to 0 or lower, you're unconscious and dying]. Berechek: I can do both! Gilgathorn 1: 3 Ironwood Hound 2: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 23 vs Fortitude Hit: 8 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. Rhogar: Rhogar is at 40 HP and 0 temporary HP. Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 31 vs Fortitude Hit: 14 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. Heskan Bardisch: Rhyd'Ley takes 14 damage, leaving him with 39 Hit Points. Elderwood Falcon 1: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 18 vs AC Hit: 10 damage and you're slid 1 square Markas has received initiative. Markas: Lightning Bolt: 19, 14 vs. Reflex (from L to R, T to B) Markas: Lightning Bolt 10 lightning damage Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Scorching Burst Sirkana uses her Wicked Fang Longsword to hurl a fireball at Gilgathorn. Attacks (l to r, t to b) 26 24 vs Reflex [She got this special longsword a week or two ago. Then she leveled up to level 8, and got this feat where she could use a longsword as an implement (instead of a staff or a wand or whatever). Very handy]. Sirkana Embersight: The fireball burns the creature, dealing 13 fire damage. Gilgathorn 1: Retaliatory Shot "Oh no. You must come closer, so I can see the fear in your eyes." Thorn makes a hand crossbow attack against the target that hit him. Hit 26 vs AC Damage 9 Kris (Sirkana): it isn't ranged Kris (Sirkana): area Kris (Sirkana): ok [found out that area attacks also trigger Gilgathorn's Retaliatory Shot]. Sirkana Embersight: After taking 9 damage, Sirkana's health has decreased from 49 to 40 hit points. She is shaken, but not bloodied yet !

Sirkana Embersight: dome DrPepperMD: we really need to get up and melee him. which I guess we already would be doing if he hadn't blinded us all. Sirkana Embersight: done Berechek has received initiative. Berechek: Calling down the holy light of Moradin, Berechek heals his allies! Karch May spend a healing surge and regain an additional 10 hp Sean (Karch): giggity [Over skype FrackTruck mentioned that the healing surge would heal Karch's injured parts. So of course he took that dirty]. Berechek: A burst of light from above sears Hound2 The attack resolves at 22 vs. Reflex Karch Silvertongue: 24 Karch's health has increased from 1 to 25. He is still bloodied, but in slightly better shape Berechek: Hound2 Takes 12 radiant damage and Rhogar may either gain 5 temporary HP or make a saving throw DrPepperMD: hmm, temp hp is interesting. [I was kidding there. He did that attack so that I could get that saving throw]. DrPepperMD: 20 [if you roll a 20 on an attack, that's a crit. On a normal saving throw, it doesn't mean anything at all, except that I was finally unblinded]. Styks: crit'd DrPepperMD: I CAN SEE AGAIN! Kris (Sirkana): you kicked peppers ass * Sean (Karch) raises hand [FrackTruck asked if anyone else wanted an additional saving throw. Karch was also blinded at that time]. Zack: you are your own personal Jesus! Berechek: A burst of light from above sears Hound2 The attack resolves at 20 vs. Reflex Berechek: Hound2 Takes 10 radiant damage and Karch may either gain 5 temporary HP or make a saving throw Karch Silvertongue: Saving Throw: 3 [failed it :(] Sean (Karch): D'oh! Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Sean (Karch): NOW he'll use the gerbil Karch Silvertongue: Karch sends a rapid barrage of projectiles at the eyes (or eye analogues) of his bloody defenseless enemies. Attack 25 on Gilg and 32 on Falcon vs AC [both Karch and I make this analogues joke. I stole mine from the Kingdom of Loathing. I'm guessing he either stole his from there or he stole it from me. It's good practice though. You never know when you'll run into a creature that doesn't actually have eyes.] Karch Silvertongue: It will take some time for the creatures to wipe the blood from their eyes. 15 damage has been delivered by the rogue. In addition, a few bolts find their way to the creature's vulnerable back, dealing an additional 8 damage. Missed enemies take 7.5 damage and are not blinded. Karch Silvertongue: It will take some time for the creatures to wipe the blood from their eyes. 16 damage has been delivered by the rogue, and all enemies hit are blinded until the end of Karch's next turn. Missed enemies take 8 damage, and are not blinded. Karch Silvertongue: Saving Throw: 19 [and he finally saves against blinding]. Elderwood Falcon 2: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 21 vs AC Hit: 6 damage and you're slid 1 square Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Zack: i dropped on skype, i can't hear Sean (Karch): He can't hear. Gilgathorn 1: (( your turn )) Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you Attack: 30 vs AC Hit: 11 damage and you're marked until the end of the hounds next turn Heskan Bardisch: Rhyd'ley regains 11 HP, and now has 50 HP remaining. [Heskan's attack let all of us gain 11 HP].

Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'ley regains 5 HP, and now has 76 HP remaining. Rhogar: Rhogar is at 51 HP and 0 temporary HP. Kris (Sirkana): wait, we all get 5 HP? Gilgathorn 1: (( 11 actually )) Sirkana Embersight: HP is maxed at 49 Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Sean (Karch): So I heal for 11, + surge, +d6? Got it. Gneekman: I only needed 5 to get back to full Sean (Karch): 1 Kris (Sirkana): Yeah, I needed 9 to get back to full Karch Silvertongue: 26 Karch's health has increased from 25 to 51. Karch wipes the blood away Sean (Karch): Awesome, thanks Heskan Bardisch: Heskan takes 11 damage, leaving him with 39 Hit Points. Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike Attack: As Rhyd'Ley brings his fancy bastard sword to bear, the odds against him add strength to his attack. 34 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike: 18 damage Rhogar has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Saving throw: 12 ROUND 5 Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to perform his Crushing Surge attack. The Attack is 27 vs. Hound2's AC. Rhogar: Crushing Surge hits the target for 18 damage. Rhogar's spirits are uplifted, and he has gained temporary HP. Sean (Karch): Can a blinded enemy make opportunity attacks? [one of the enemies was blinded. He wanted to know if he could go past it without it attacking him. The answer was no]. Sean (Karch): PHB says can't flank, but nothing about AOO DrPepperMD: let me know, that might change my action DrPepperMD: actually it won't Sean (Karch): k DrPepperMD: done Gilgathorn 1: Recharge The creature tries to summon the strength for another attack. 3 Kris (Sirkana): 13 ongoing DrPepperMD: that beautiful fang Styks: How does that work? Is it a daily sword property? Kris (Sirkana): yep Styks: Ah, nifty DrPepperMD: and as an eladrin, sirkana can use a sword as an implement. Gilgathorn 1: Longsword "Taste my metal." +14 vs. AC; 1d8 + 5 damage Hit 16 vs AC Damage 8 Gilgathorn 1: 12 Styks: Yeah, and is the +3 from the proficiency or is it a +3 sword? Kris (Sirkana): (( I had to take it as a feat, but yes it is an Eladrin wizard feat )) DrPepperMD: it is actually a +3 sword, if I recall correctly. Styks: That's what I thought, but that sounded too high Kris (Sirkana): (( sword overrides the proficiency )) Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you Attack: 28 vs AC Hit: 5 damage and you're marked until the end of the hounds next turn Sean (Karch): hit Styks: Well it's impressive anyway Kris (Sirkana): but I get the them both for melee Karch Silvertongue: After taking 5 damage, Karch's health has decreased from 51 to 46 hit points. He is shaken, but is not bloodied...yet ! Elderwood Falcon 1: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 18 vs AC Hit: 9 damage

and you're slid 1 square Markas has received initiative. Sean (Karch): Karch has resist 9 fire [There were 4 enemies near each other, which is usually a perfect chance for Scorching Burst, but Karch was also in the blast area as well. He was telling Markas to go ahead and do it, since Karch is a Tiefling (basically a devil), and is resistant to fire. But Markas chickened out, positioning the blast so that it only hit 3 enemies (and missed Karch]. Sean (Karch): What's your max damage? Markas: Scorching Burst: 18, 26, 27 vs. Reflex (from L to R, T to B) Markas: Scorching Burst 7 fire damage Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Scorching Burst Sirkana uses her Wicked Fang Longsword to hurl a fireball just left of Karch. Attacks (l to r, t to b) 14 29 25 24 20vs Reflex [Sirkana, meanwhile just did what had to be done :)] Sean (Karch): hits me DrPepperMD: lol sirkana isn't afraid Kris (Sirkana): (Karch told me to. lol) Sirkana Embersight: The fireball burns the creature, dealing 8 fire damage. DrPepperMD: falcon 1 is just unstoppable [it was the only one that was missed on the last 4 or 5 wizard attacks in a row]. Sean (Karch): Resisted all Styks: he really is Styks: I guess your resist would cancel just about anything I have. Hrm. I'll have to burn you next time too. Sean (Karch): Your max is 11 if I saw correctly Sean (Karch): So the worst you could do is 2 against me Styks: Yeah Gilgathorn 1: Retaliatory Shot "Oh no. You must come closer, so I can see the fear in your eyes." Thorn makes a hand crossbow attack against the target that hit him. Hit 29 vs AC Damage 11 [this thing really got tiresome]. Rhyd'Ley: Basic attack: Rhyd'Ley swings his fancy bastard sword toward his foe. 16 vs AC Sirkana Embersight: After taking 11 damage, Sirkana's health has decreased from 49 to 38 hit points. She is shaken, but not bloodied yet ! Sean (Karch): 16 vs AC [Sean says both he and Rhyd'Ley got attacks of opportunity against Gilgathorn, but they both missed. That explains Gilgathorn's response below]. Gilgathorn 1: How delightful Berechek has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: AP Sirkana Embersight: Force Orb Sirkana conjures up a powerful orb and hurls it at Falcon2 . Attacks 20 vs Reflex. Sirkana Embersight: The orb crashes into the creature, dealing 19 points of force damage. The orb looks for adjacent targets... Sirkana Embersight: Now Falcon 1 and Gilg Sirkana Embersight: Force Orb The orb bounces off her enemy and crashes into adjacent enemies. Attacks 20 11 vs Reflex. Sirkana Embersight: The orb crashes into adjacent creatures, dealing 5 points of force damage. Kris (Sirkana): done Berechek: Berechek calles down the Radiance of Moradin to break Gilgathorn's fighting spirit The attack resolves at 16 vs. Will Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. DrPepperMD: too bad. I was hoping to see him suffer a general sense of malaise. [these attacks that break someone's spirit always amuse me]. Styks: And everybody dies somehow [Berechek thought about healing, but decided not to at this time]. Styks: all because you didn't heal

Gilgathorn 1: What does it all mean?! [Mike caught my malaise joke]. DrPepperMD: depends on if karch is left or right handed [Karch was trying to attack while up against a wall. He was asking whether it was possible. This was my joking response]. Karch Silvertongue: Karch attempts to rattle his defenseless opponent with a Disheartening Strike. 30 vs AC Karch Silvertongue: The blade comes from the creature's blind side, rattling it. It takes 5 damage, plus 9 Sneak Attack damage. The enemy has a -2 to attack until the end of Karch's next turn. Sean (Karch): done Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Zack: Charrrrge! [Heskan likes to charge] Heskan Bardisch: Charge: Heskan charges at the enemy. 20 vs AC Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Zack: i is rolling horrible today Styks: You're not the only one Gilgathorn 1: (( everyone is... except me )) [if this were real life, we'd start to assume he was faking the dice here. But we saw them all]. Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike Attack: As Rhyd'Ley brings his fancy bastard sword to bear, the odds against him add strength to his attack. 25 vs AC Sean (Karch): Losing CA? Gneekman: ya Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike: 17 damage Gneekman: yeah ROUND 6 Rhogar has received initiative. DrPepperMD: shifting down as well Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to Crack The Shell, which can break through the enemies armor and deal a painful bleeding wound. The attack is 27 vs. Gilgathorn's AC. Rhogar: Crack The Shell works as intended, as Rhogar's great axe finds a weak point in the enemies armor. It takes 12 damage, as well 5 ongoing damage and a -2 penalty to AC (save ends both). DrPepperMD: man 2d12 did 6. [2d12 means roll two 12 sided dice. the minimum it could be is 2, and the maximum is 24. I got 6, and I was annoyed at that]. DrPepperMD: as a minor, I'm going to do a dragon breath to the south. both my dragonborn brothers are in the blast area (they'll understand) Kris (Sirkana): Markas is your back hurting yet from bending to look through that arrow slit for so long?? [Markas was in the other room shooting spells through the arrow slits]. Styks: No, I'm sitting rather comfortably Styks: Watching you guys get hit is fun Gneekman: He's pulled up a stool Sean (Karch): Pulled up a pile of dead things and relaxed Gneekman: eating out of our Everlasting Provisions Rhogar: Dragon Breath against Falcon1. 29 vs. Reflex. , Dragon Breath against Rhyd'Ley. 20 vs. Reflex. , Dragon Breath against Gilgathorn. 25 vs. Reflex. , Dragon Breath against Heskan. 29 vs. Reflex. , Dragon Breath against Hound1. 19 vs. Reflex. [Hit all 5 of them, and got critical hits on two of them. It was crazy. Notice of course that Rhy'dLey and Heskan were my allies, and I really shouldn't have done that]. Styks: om nom nom Rhogar: Hit targets suffer 7 Lightning damage from Dragon Breath. [That's right, Rhogar's dragon breath is fucking lightning]. Styks: double crit'd DrPepperMD: 9 on crit Zack: thanks man Heskan Bardisch: Heskan takes 9 damage, leaving him with 30 Hit Points.

DrPepperMD: yes Gneekman: (( om nom nom Late Night Tacos At Midnight )) [Call back to the podcast!] Gilgathorn 1: Recharge The creature tries to summon the strength for another attack. 1 Styks: (( They aren't very good )) Gneekman: (( yo lie )) Sean (Karch): Karch smacks the bomb away [Gilgathorn had tried to throw another pepper bomb up above]. Gneekman: (( *you )) Zack: (( he hates America )) DrPepperMD: someone didn't set him up the bomb? [no one made mention of this either :( just kidding]. Kris (Sirkana): so Markas is back there eating a taco... Berechek: how do you make taco flavored powder Gilgathorn 1: Longsword "Taste my metal." +14 vs. AC; 1d8 + 5 damage Hit 25 vs AC Damage 12 Styks: I'm rather comfortable really. You should try it. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 12 damage, leaving him with 64 Hit Points. Ironwood Hound 1: The Hound snaps at you, pressing forward Attack: 22 vs Fortitude Hit: 8 damage and you're pushed 2 squares. The hound shifts 2 squares to end adjacent to you. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 7 damage, leaving him with 57 Hit Points. Gneekman: woop DrPepperMD: did you take the 5 ongoing? [got to keep the DM honest :)] Sean (Karch): Ends the mark on me? Zack: ((considers hurling his warhammer at Markas' slit)) Gilgathorn 1: 15 Sean (Karch): Dude, that's just wrong. Elderwood Falcon 1: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 26 vs AC Hit: 9 damage and you're slid 1 square Markas has received initiative. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan takes 8 damage, leaving him with 22 Hit Points. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 9 damage, leaving him with 48 Hit Points. DrPepperMD: beautiful [I don't remember what that was about]. Markas: Scorching Burst: 13, 9, 9 vs. Reflex (from L to R, T to B) Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Scorching Burst Sirkana uses her Wicked Fang Longsword to hurl a fireball just left of Gilgathorn. Attacks (l to r, t to b) 15 23 30 vs Reflex Sirkana Embersight: win Styks: I'm confused by your various sound effects [Second time of Mike forgetting his microphone was on. This time he explained it was �Entertain the infant� time]. Styks: I am crazy though Heskan Bardisch: Rhyd'Ley is now bloodied, and becomes enraged! He gets +1 to his attack and +2 to his damage. Zack: p.s. Gneekman: entertained me too Sirkana Embersight: The fireball burns the creature, dealing 10 fire damage. Sirkana Embersight: The fireball engulfs the creature, dealing 13 fire damage, with the Wicked Fang Longsword dealing an extra 22 damage. Kris (Sirkana): I think the dog dies DrPepperMD: just like marley and me. what, too soon? Styks: Oh dear god that's a hella crit Styks: I am jealous Kris (Sirkana): lol. they buried him, fyi Sean (Karch): Kris just disconnected Sean (Karch): She's done though

Berechek has received initiative. Berechek: Calling down the holy light of Moradin, Berechek heals his allies! Heskan May spend a healing surge and regain an additional 14 hp Sean (Karch): The burst sent Kris flying from the room! Kris (Sirkana) is disconnected. DrPepperMD: yeah, got to get those macros changed. confusing Heskan Bardisch: Heskan uses 1 healing surge. He now has 36 HP and 5 surges remaining. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan regains 14 HP, and now has 50 HP remaining. Heskan Bardisch: Rhyd'Ley is no longer bloodied. His attack and damage bonuses return to normal. Berechek: Berechek unleashes the light of Moradin to sear his foe, Gilgathorn The attack resolves at 22 vs. Reflex Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Berechek: I am out of healing now Styks: I'm out of skype now too Styks: drop'd Karch Silvertongue: Bluff for combat advantage Karch Silvertongue: Bluff: 33 [Karch is a rogue, and he can try to bluff once per encounter to gain combat advantage. I guess that basically consists of pretending to hit someone and then seeing if they flinch]. Karch Silvertongue: crit Styks: dear god Karch Silvertongue: AP Zack: i have my macros all good on a different computer, by the way, this is just due to circumstance DrPepperMD: oh, I see... Karch Silvertongue: With a swipe of his dagger, Karch sends his vulnerable enemy further off-balance, and looks to move into a better position. Attack 29 vs Will Karch Silvertongue: With the staggered creature sent lurching forward, Karch ducks around with a quick backstab and retreat. Damage 7 + 7, the two switch places, and Karch may shift CHAmod (4) squares. Styks: Yaaaaaaaay for hitting things Karch Silvertongue: bad damage Sean (Karch): done Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. DrPepperMD: going to finally pull out the crossbow again? Sean (Karch): Yeah, I rolled Wisdom to 'regain my senses' [he was roleplaying the whole battle, the crazy bastard!] Zack: bastion of defense: 29 vs. AC Zack: 26 Zack: allies within 5 gets +! to all defenses and 6 temp HP Zack: +1 Zack: til end of encounter Gilgathorn 1: Desperate Bolt Storm "You made me bleed. You will pay with your life." Thorn�s bolt storm recharges, and he uses it immediately. Hit 24 vs AC, Hit 28 vs AC, Hit 24 vs AC, Hit 26 vs AC Damage 19 [we finally get Gilgathorn down to half life, and he gets to do that attack right away. Nice]. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan takes 19 damage, leaving him with 31 Hit Points. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 19 damage, leaving him with 29 Hit Points. Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley is now bloodied, and becomes enraged! He gets +1 to his attack and +2 to his damage. DrPepperMD: that's a preturnatural jump out of the way by karch (I don't actually know what that word means btw).[Karch had been next to Gilgathorn all this time, then suddenly he regained his senses and backed away. And then Gilgathorn got to do that Bolt Storm attack against anyone within 4 squares. And I knew preternatural was a word that seemed to fit in context, but I really didn't know

what its actual definition was]. Rhogar: Rhogar is at 38 HP and 0 temporary HP. Sean (Karch): My damage last turn was 3 on a 2d4 and 7 on a 2d8 by the way. Used up the good rolls on the bluff check and attack. Gilgathorn 1: (( lol means above ordinary )) [This is Mike speaking and forgetting that he was still impersonating the bad guy]. Rhyd'Ley: Invigorating Smite: When Rhyd'Ley hits an enemy with his fancy bastard sword, he and his allies suddenly feel invigorated by the divine power of his faith. 27 vs. Will Gneekman: yes Rhyd'Ley: Invigorating Smite: 14 damage. Rhyd'Ley and/or allies within 5 squares regain 6 HP if they're bloodied. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'ley regains 6 HP, and now has 35 HP remaining. Rhogar has received initiative. Kris (Sirkana) has connected. Zack: wait, did you add my +1 to defenses when gilgathorn did the bloodied reaction attack Zack: it wasn't +! to me, didn't know if it changed other people [it made it so that Rhyd'Ley didn't get hit last time]. Zack: *+1 Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'ley regains 19 HP, and now has 54 HP remaining. ROUND 7 DrPepperMD: I invite my two enemies to "Come And Get It". Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley is no longer bloodied. His attack and damage bonuses return to normal. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 6 damage, leaving him with 48 Hit Points. Gneekman: (i wouldn't have been healed by my Invigorating smite) DrPepperMD: 25 vs Falcon 1; 22 vs Gilgathorn. [I never remember to program that Come And Get It macro]. DrPepperMD: AC Kris (Sirkana): haha. I read that as invigorating smile DrPepperMD: 14 damage on Falcon1. DrPepperMD: and done. Gilgathorn 1: Recharge The creature tries to summon the strength for another attack. 5 DrPepperMD: not it [Gilgathorn had readied another pepper bomb. I figured telling him I was not it meant he wouldn't throw it at me]. Styks: How many of those things can he carry?! Zack: nicht mir, bitte? Styks: He's already blinded half the party Gilgathorn 1: Pepper Bomb Cover your eyes TOO LATE Requires pepper bomb; +12 vs. Reflex; target is blinded (save ends). Hit 16 vs Reflex [He threw it at me. Luckily, it missed]. Gilgathorn 1: Double Blots With sickening speed, Thorn fires off two shots. Thorn makes two hand crossbow attacks. Hit 31 vs AC Hit 23 vs AC Damage 11 [one of those hit though]. Rhogar: Rhogar is at 27 HP and 0 temporary HP. Elderwood Falcon 1: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 16 vs AC Hit: 10 damage and you're slid 1 square Markas has received initiative. Markas: Magic Missile Attack: 21 vs. Reflex Markas: Magic Missile 12 force damage Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush the falcon . Attacks 25 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: With a burst of energy Sirkana deals 8 points of psychic damage. The target also take a -2 penalty to attacks until the end of Sirkana's

next turn. Sirkana Embersight: done Zack is disconnected. Berechek has received initiative. Styks: My router has once again given the boot to zack Styks: His laptop is not worthy Berechek: Berechek unleashes the light of Moradin to sear his foe, gilgathorn The attack resolves at 23 vs. Reflex Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Karch Silvertongue: Karch leaps from the shadows (shift up to 4 squares) and fires a bolt at his bloodied enemy before the creature can react. 25 vs AC Karch Silvertongue: The unseen Karch deals 22 damage to his startled enemy, and disappears again into the shadows (shift up to 4 squares and make a Stealth check if in cover or concealment). Karch Silvertongue: Stealth: 27 Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Berechek: TERNADO [we heard the loud sound of wind coming from Zack's microphone. It turns out it was a fan blowing nearby]. Gilgathorn 1: (( lol )) Heskan Bardisch: Dragon Breath Attack: As Heskan opens his mouth with a roar, the deadly power of his draconic kin blasts forth to engulf his foes. Left to right, top to bottom: 9 vs Reflex 25 vs Reflex Heskan Bardisch: Dragon Breath: 5 Poison damage Kris (Sirkana): Is his microphone upside down or something? I can only hear whispering [more audio problems]. DrPepperMD: YOU ARE MADE OF POISON [I read a lot of webcomics]. Gneekman: he's talking at styks' face Heskan Bardisch: Basic attack: Heskan hammers his enemy warhammerly with his warhammer. 26 vs AC Gneekman: as in styks' mic Heskan Bardisch: Basic attack: 9 damage Kris (Sirkana): haha. ok Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Radiant Smite Attack: Rhyd'Ley's fancy bastard sword glows with a pearly luminescence. Enemies shrink from its pure light. 26 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Radiant Smite: 24 Radiant damage ROUND 8 Rhogar has received initiative. DrPepperMD: can I shift to the square above gilgathorn? [no, I couldn't]. Rhogar: Rhogar performs his Steel Serpent Strike, stabbing viciously at his foe's knee (or knee-analogue) to slow him down. The attack is 25 vs. Gilgathorn's AC. Rhogar: Steel Serpent Strike hits the target for 17 damage, and the target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of Rhogar's next turn. DrPepperMD: mark him and turn is done. Gilgathorn 1: Recharge The creature tries to summon the strength for another attack. 3 Gilgathorn 1: Longsword "Taste my metal." +14 vs. AC; 1d8 + 5 damage Hit 19 vs AC Damage 6 DrPepperMD: I'm glad to have given you such difficulty [my last attacked slowed down Gilgathorn, and I was standing up next to him. He couldn't back away, and he couldn't throw anything without me getting the chance to retaliate. So he just used his longsword instead]. Markas has received initiative. DrPepperMD: just start running to the room, I think [Markas couldn't see anything from his spot in the other room anymore]. Markas: Magic Missile Attack: 20 vs. Reflex Sirkana Embersight has received initiative.

DrPepperMD: (( can try it from the arrow slits two to the left next time )) [it gave a better angle]. Sirkana Embersight: Declaring Gilgathorn my quarry Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush . Attacks 21 vs Will. Styks: Why didn't I think of that? Kris (Sirkana): done Berechek has received initiative. Berechek: A burst of light from above sears Gilgathorn The attack resolves at 26 vs. Reflex Berechek: Gilgathorn Takes 13 radiant damage and Rhogar may either gain 5 temporary HP or make a saving throw DrPepperMD: can do Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Karch Silvertongue: Karch is filled with rage and charges wildly at his opponent. 25 vs AC DrPepperMD: sounds like someone needs a timeout to cool down. Sean (Karch): 4 damage Sean (Karch): 8 sneak attack Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Sean (Karch): How is it that my basic dagger and an unarmed attack do the same damage? DrPepperMD: between karch and rhyd'ley, probably rhyd'ley. [Heskan asked which of the two had the better attack, because he could make them attack on his turn]. Gneekman: I'm sure it is, as far as melee Rhyd'Ley: Basic attack: Rhyd'Ley swings his fancy bastard sword toward his foe. 30 vs AC Sean (Karch): Good choice. Rhyd'Ley: Basic attack: 11 damage Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. DrPepperMD: you don't get the chance to punch someone's teeth out with a dagger [last week, or maybe the week before, this enemy would steal your weapon, hit you with it, and then throw it at you, all of which did damage. Rhyd'Ley, I believe, decided he was just going to punch the guy bare-handed. He did end up doing like 4 damage I believe.] Sean (Karch): hehe Rhyd'Ley: Paladin's Judgement Attack: Rhyd'Ley's melee attack punishes his enemy and heals an ally. 33 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Paladin's Judgement: 23 damage One ally within 5 squares can spend a healing surge. DrPepperMD: sure [I got to spend a healing surge] ROUND 9 Rhogar has received initiative. Rhogar: Rhogar is at 48 HP and 5 temporary HP. Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to perform his Crushing Surge attack. The Attack is 20 vs. Gilgathorn's AC. DrPepperMD: maintain the mark, shift up 1, and be done. Sean (Karch): #thingaboutdicks [Sean tells me that Mike's comment was "You guys are making it hard on me"]. Gilgathorn 1: Recharge The creature tries to summon the strength for another attack. 5 Gilgathorn 1: Pepper Bomb Cover your eyes TOO LATE Requires pepper bomb; +12 vs. Reflex; target is blinded (save ends). Hit 23 vs Reflex DrPepperMD: since he shifts away while I have him marked I get a melee basic attack. [I love that power. Mike never seems to remember it :)] Rhogar: Rhogar resorts to the simple attack he first learned when he picked up a

melee weapon. It is 23 vs. Gilgathorn's AC. Gilgathorn 1: Longsword "Taste my metal." +14 vs. AC; 1d8 + 5 damage Hit 15 vs AC Damage 9 Styks: stabbity stab stab Markas has received initiative. Markas: Magic Missile Attack: 26 vs. Reflex Markas: Magic Missile 13 force damage Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush Gilgathorn. Attacks 14 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: AP Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush . Attacks 29 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: With a burst of energy Sirkana deals 10 points of psychic damage. The target also take a -2 penalty to attacks until the end of Sirkana's next turn. Sirkana Embersight: The creature has been declared Sirkana's quarry, and thus takes an extra 2 points of damage. DrPepperMD: should dimension door through the wall Berechek has received initiative. Berechek: A burst of light from above sears Gilgathorn The attack resolves at 27 vs. Reflex Styks: Can't, it's a daily and I used it to get a rope up to the balcony Styks: I don't think we've taken a full rest since then Berechek: Gilgathorn Takes 13 radiant damage and Rhyd'ley may either gain 5 temporary HP or make a saving throw DrPepperMD: I assumed it was encounter. my bad. Rhyd'Ley: Saving throw: 7 Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Karch Silvertongue: With a distracting flourish, Karch sends a bolt from his hand crossbow toward his bloodied enemy. Attack 18 vs AC Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Karch Silvertongue: done Heskan Bardisch: Charge: Heskan charges at the enemy. 14 vs AC Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike Attack: As Rhyd'Ley brings his fancy bastard sword to bear, the odds against him add strength to his attack. 34 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike: 17 damage [kills Gilgathorn, ending the battle]. Post Battle Kris (Sirkana): #thingaboutdicks [Sean again tells me that the flavor text for Gilgathorn talks about him dropping to his knees and attempting to talk.] * Karch Silvertongue grabs Gilgathorn's face so he is unable to speak, and savagely cuts out the dying elf's tongue. [a strange thing to do, cutting out the tongue of the guy who was going to give some important piece of information]. Gneekman: ON YOUR KNEES! Styks: IS HE DEAD? I CAN'T SEE Rhogar: Insight: 25 [critical on the insight check]. Kris (Sirkana): Markas, I think you may enter the room now Styks: I don't wanna DrPepperMD: (on Karch's motives) Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley uses 1 healing surge. He now has 69 HP and 10 surges remaining. [battle over, we all took a short rest to heal]. Sirkana Embersight: After using a healing surge, Sirkana's health has increased from 38 to 50 hit points. Sirkana wipes the blood away. Sirkana Embersight: HP is maxed at 49 Sean (Karch): Since it was a crit, I would say that Karch was afraid of what Gilg might have said to the group.

Heskan Bardisch: Heskan uses 1 healing surge. He now has 45 HP and 4 surges remaining. Sean (Karch): Fair enough? DrPepperMD: so he *does* have something to hide... DrPepperMD: DUN DUN DUN Sean (Karch): Or he wanted to end Gilgathorn's lies. :-) Sirkana Embersight: What are you hiding from us this time Karch? Sirkana Embersight: Insight Check: 22 Karch Silvertongue: Bluff: 31 [normally if Karch has a bluff higher than the other person's insight, they don't know he's lying. He didn't get the chance with me because a critical guarantees success.]. Sean (Karch): I am hiding nothing! Markas: (( owned )) Kris (Sirkana): you just sit back and eat your taco Markas Gneekman: fair enough Berechek: Insight 25 Styks: But they don't taste good. Rhogar: Yeah, I see no reason not to believe him. [He passed the Bluff roll, what else am I supposed to do?] Berechek: I believe yeh, but that was rather harsh DrPepperMD: so a guy like gilgathorn, he must have some crazy valuable stuff, eh? [He did. A bunch of gems worth 2100 gold and some wonderous items]. Karch Silvertongue: He has made a career of spreading lies about me. It was time to end his lying tongue for good. Styks: One can hope * Berechek goes over to the body and performs Moradin's last rites DrPepperMD: 2100 gp total then Gneekman: sweeet Styks: Ooooooh [Mike was revealing the wonderous items. They're detailed below]. Kris (Sirkana): what are those? Styks: I don't know but I want one Kris (Sirkana): oooohhhh Styks: I can has? Kris (Sirkana): he had 2 right? Sean (Karch): With control over them? Or are they wild? DrPepperMD: and they will fight for whoever conjures them? DrPepperMD: what are the mechanics of it? any kind of action to activate? Styks: Where do they summon in? Next to you or is there a range? * Karch Silvertongue spits on the body while Berechek performs the holy rite, walking away in a huff. Gneekman: ...are they listed in a book? DrPepperMD: there are some figurines in adventurer's vault Styks: What exactly are they called? DrPepperMD: was the one an onyx dog? Styks: they're in the character builder Styks: I think DrPepperMD: [copied out of Adventurer's Vault]. When you activate a figurine, the conjured creature appears in a space adjacent to you, provided the space is large enough to contain the creature without squeezing. The creature obeys only you, responding to commands spoken in any language. The creature remains for up to 8 hours or until you use a minor action to dismiss it. The conjured creature acts on the same initiative count as you. Every action it takes costs you a minor action (which you use to issue commands), and a conjured creature cannot exceed its normal allotment of actions (a standard, a move, and a minor action) during its turn. If you spend no minor actions on your turn to command the creature, it remains where it is without taking any actions on its turn. A conjured creature has hit points, defenses, and attacks as indicated in its statistics block. It has no healing surges and cannot be healed, though it can

still benefit from temporary hit points. When reduced to 0 hit points or fewer, the conjured creature disappears and cannot be conjured again until after you�ve taken an extended rest. Conjured creatures lack basic attacks and therefore cannot make opportunity attacks. DrPepperMD: wow that's a lot [wall of text! Basically, it's these two items that summon the creatures we fought in that battle. A falcon and a hound. Pretty cool items, the kind anyone would want to have.] Karch Silvertongue: Dungeon Mag 160 DrPepperMD: same initative as you. every action cost you a minor action. has no healing surges. can't make opportunity attacks. The Master: Elderwood Falcon Medium natural animate Initiative as conjurer Senses Perception +9; low-light vision HP 15; Bloodied 7 AC 24; Fortitude 21, Reflex 22, Will 22 S peed 6, fly 8 m Talons (standard; at-will) +15 vs. AC; 2d4 + 4 damage M Swoop (standard; at-will) The elderwood falcon shifts 1 square, makes a talon attack, then shifts 1 square. Alignment Unaligned Languages � S tr 11 (+5) Dex 19 (+9) Wis 18 (+9) Con 16 (+8) Int 2 (+1) Cha 8 (+4) DrPepperMD: so once again, who has available minor actions? Styks: I do when I'm not using a daily DrPepperMD: rhyd'ley what's your healing surge value? [Mike revealed that you can't heal them, but when you create them you can spend a healing surge and give them that much temporary HP]. Styks: and only the two dailies The Master: Ironwood Hound Medium natural animate Initiative as conjurer Senses Perception +8; low-light vision HP 15; Bloodied 7 AC 24; Fortitude 22, Reflex 19, Will 21 S peed 6 m Bite (standard; at-will) +15 vs. AC; 2d6 + 3 damage M Drive Back (standard; at-will) +13 vs. Fortitude; 2d6 + 3 damage, and the target is pushed 2 squares and the ironwood hound can shift 2 squares. The ironwood hound must end its shift adjacent to the target�s new position. Alignment Unaligned Languages � S tr 13 (+6) Dex 12 (+6) Wis 16 (+8) Con 18 (+9) Int 2 (+1) Cha 8 (+4) Gneekman: 21 Sean (Karch): I usually do. My gerbil is generally the only thing I use a minor for. DrPepperMD: Mine is 21 too. Kris (Sirkana): Yeah, I don't have much that uses minors Gneekman: and unless I do my mark, or dragon breath, I usually have minors Styks: And I didn't see the creature stats in the builder DrPepperMD: I'm thinking that Rhyd'Ley and I are the ones who could give it the most temporary HP, at least keep it alive longer. Berechek: all my heals are minor actions Kris (Sirkana): true Sean (Karch): True, Dr.P [I speak the truth]. Gneekman: and when I don't have to move, I'll have extra minors Styks: Zack has minors too, but it sounds like we all do Sean (Karch): Most HP would be my recommendation Styks: I'm not generally mobile either Kris (Sirkana): I think this may help the muscles the most Kris (Sirkana): Can the creatures flank? Gneekman: Yeah, I think it makes sense for the defenders The Master: I want to say no, that conjurations can't by default but summoned creatures can DrPepperMD: if we're in agreement, I'll give rhyd'ley the choice on which one he wants to take. Kris (Sirkana): it's fine with me Styks: it does make sense for them to have Sean (Karch): They get recharged after extended rests. Does that mean milestones too? Gneekman: sweet, I'll take the falcon then The Master: no

DrPepperMD: so repeat that for me mike: when we activate them, we can spend a healing surge to give them that many temporary HP? Styks: yes The Master: but speaking of which, those of you that were here for the travelling skill challenge have reached your second milestone Markas: Markas gains an Action Point, for a total of 2 AP. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley gains an Action Point, for a total of 3 AP. Heskan Bardisch: Rhyd'Ley gains an Action Point, for a total of 3 AP. Karch Silvertongue: Using a healing surge, Karch's health has increased from 46 to 60 hit points. Karch wipes the blood away Karch Silvertongue: HP is maxed at 57 Rhogar: Rhogar is at 69 HP and 5 temporary HP. Sean (Karch): Do temp HP stay from battle to battle? DrPepperMD: no Sean (Karch): Oh well. DrPepperMD: it goes away when I roll for initative Sean (Karch): There go my 6 temp DrPepperMD: how are we for surges? can we make it through another battle? Gneekman: I don't need an extended rest, no Kris (Sirkana): I have only used 1 Styks: Well I haven't used any surges, so I'm fine Sean (Karch): I have no special powers left, and 3 surges. But I could use the milestone, so I can hang back. Gneekman: I have 10 left still, and only down 1 daily Gneekman: so I can go on DrPepperMD: I'm down both dailies, but I still have 5 surges, so I'm ok to go on. DrPepperMD: peek through the arrow slits Styks: I still have my dailies i think... no wait I used the fireball Styks: I still have a daily Sean (Karch): I keep forgetting I get my encounters back. Berechek: all my heals are encounter powers and I have some surges left Im good DrPepperMD: ah, another hallway DrPepperMD: good on them to make the castle symmetrical Styks: What about the secret door they found? Styks: Should be go to that? Styks: we DrPepperMD: yeah, we can do that. I just wanted to make sure no baddies were hiding down there. Sean (Karch): I think that was the original plan, so sure Gneekman: yep Styks: let's GOOOOOo DrPepperMD: are we going to have time for another battle? Berechek: I believe Karch's sunrod is still active Berechek: unless its been an hour [It hadn't. Each round of combat is considered to be 6 seconds. So the battle that took us about two hours took like a minute ingame time]. The Master: it's up to you guys. I expect this one to be much shorter Sean (Karch): Karch's sunrod is ALWAYS active Berechek: and glowing brightly Styks: bam chicka bump bump Berechek: with a 20sq range Sean (Karch): The sunrod is my penis. Kris (Sirkana): whoa! The Master: Impressive! DrPepperMD: sorry I got distracted. there was this spider that just wouldn't die. [It was a horrible spider!]. Kris (Sirkana): that's a big range you got there Gneekman: let's go, then

Styks: ONWARD DrPepperMD: um, so I do still have a second everburning torch if anyone who doesn't have one still wants one. Gneekman: *takes* DrPepperMD: good, finally [I had collected like 4 of them probably 4 months ago in real life. No idea how long in game. Was happy to be rid of them]. Sean (Karch): Any check to descend? The Master: nah, take it as given * Sean (Karch) tells Rhyd'Ley there are at least 2 creatures in that room, possibly more. DrPepperMD: just put yourself in that hallway somewhere Gneekman: well should we just barge in? Styks: yes Styks: gogogogogo Styks: yes Gneekman: *open* BATTLE 2 Sean (Karch): Wizzie knowledge, GO! [it was a room with some weird portals in it]. Styks: yeah yeah, arcane checks all around once we get in there Rhogar: Initiative: 12 Rhyd'Ley: Initiative: 18 Markas: Initiative: 13 Sirkana Embersight: Initiative: 9 * Gnoll Demonic Scourge 1 Initiative: 25 * Wicked Fang Lasher 3 Initiative: 12 * Wicked Fang Lasher 4 Initiative: 18 * Wicked Fang Mauler 4 Initiative: 8 * Wicked Fang Mauler 5 Initiative: 10 Karch Silvertongue: Initiative: 28 Heskan Bardisch: Initiative: 23 DrPepperMD: and I really need to program that +2 in, because I always forget it. Berechek: Initiative: 24 Styks: fail'd Styks: guess I'll just have to roll again [his initiative didn't set in the program for some reason. And it was really bad. So he took that opportunity to try and re-roll it]. Styks: Fien Styks: there we go SURPRISE ROUND Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Berechek has received initiative. Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Heskan Bardisch: Charge: Heskan charges at the enemy. 18 vs AC Heskan Bardisch: Basic attack: 16 damage Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. DrPepperMD: centered so it hits both, right? Rhyd'Ley: Dragon Breath Attack: As Rhyd'Ley opens his mouth with a roar, the deadly power of his draconic kin blasts forth to engulf his foes. Left to right, top to bottom: 16 vs Reflex 12 vs Reflex Rhogar has received initiative. DrPepperMD: going to charge at lasher 4, taking an opportunity attack (if applicable) from scourge1. DrPepperMD: hurray [no opportunity attack, it was a surprise round]. Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to perform his Crushing Surge attack. The Attack is 24 vs. Lasher4's AC. Rhogar: Crushing Surge hits the target for 14 damage. Rhogar's spirits are

uplifted, and he has gained temporary HP. DrPepperMD: and as part of that action, I'll mark him Markas has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. ROUND 1 Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Sean (Karch): Scourge1, -3 to the roll Karch Silvertongue: Karch attempts to rattle his defenseless opponent with a Disheartening Strike. 15 vs AC Sean (Karch): 1 Sean (Karch): done Berechek has received initiative. Kris (Sirkana): Can we stand on each other's shoulders to attack? [it was a narrow hallway where there wasn't much room]. Styks: Yeah, the tanks can carry us Styks: It'd be awesome Sean (Karch): minor to drop prine Sean (Karch): prone [Karch dropped prone because Mike said that while he was prone some else could be standing above him in the same space]. DrPepperMD: (( oh wait those figurines last for 8 hours. so that's why they only recharge on full rest. )) Gnoll Demonic Scourge 1: The Gnoll Swings a massive three headed flail at you Attack: 21 vs AC Hit: 15 damage and if you're bloodied you're knocked prone Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. DrPepperMD: got to love the confing spaces they make us fight. everyone should be in the room by the 6th round Styks: Guarding Attack: 13 vs. AC Sean (Karch): Maybe. Walking in to the room provokes an AOO [there was an enemy right next to the door] Kris (Sirkana): Unless Heskan can push that thing away Styks: I think heskan lost that one DrPepperMD: yeah, rhyd'ley and heskan need to get that guy killed asap. Styks: he be done Wicked Fang Lasher 4: The Gnolls lashes a whip at you, dragging you around as if your GM was too lazy to come up with a better description for the attack Attack: 13 vs Fortitude Hit: 20 damage and you're slid 3 squares DrPepperMD: lol Styks: Nice Sean (Karch): ha! Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. DrPepperMD: I still get that attack because he shifted, right? [told you he forgot about it]. Rhogar: Rhogar resorts to the simple attack he first learned when he picked up a melee weapon. It is 33 vs. Lasher4's AC. Rhogar: The Basic Attack hits the target for 12 damage. DrPepperMD: the lasher isn't used to facing fighters Rhyd'Ley: Strength: 7 [tried to push the guy out of the way. Didn't work]. DrPepperMD: better luck next time Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley expends an Action Point to take an extra action. He now has 2 AP remaining. Rhyd'Ley: Holy Strike Attack: Rhyd'Ley strikes the enemy with his fancy bastard sword, which ignites with holy light. 27 vs AC Sean (Karch): Only a +5 bonus for you? [We realized Rhyd'Ley had forgotten his level bonus on the push attack. It still missed though]. Sean (Karch): I tried. Rhyd'Ley: Holy Strike: 14 Radiant damage Rhogar has received initiative.

DrPepperMD: shift Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to perform his Crushing Surge attack. The Attack is 35 vs. lasher4's AC. Rhogar: Crushing Surge hits the target for 17 damage. DrPepperMD: I can't get a crit though. Disapointing [I had gotten an 18 or 19 3 or 4 times, but the bonus only shows up on a 20]. DrPepperMD: done Markas has received initiative. Markas: Lightning Bolt: 26, 20 vs. Reflex (from L to R, T to B) Markas: Lightning Bolt 9 lightning damage Markas: Lightning Bolt 6 lightning damage Wicked Fang Lasher 3: The Gnolls lashes a whip at you, dragging you around as if your GM was too lazy to come up with a better description for the attack Attack: 19 vs Fortitude Hit: 9 damage and you're slid 3 squares [both these attacks were attempted against Rhogar, but his Fortitude was too high for that]. Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Moving to stand over Karch Sirkana Embersight: -2 to hit the scourge? Sirkana Embersight: I want to do spectral ram, so that would take a penalty Sirkana Embersight: Spectral Ram Sirkana conjures an unseen magical force and pushes it violently into scourge1. Attacks 29 vs Fortitude. Sirkana Embersight: The force slams the enemy up into the ceiling, the wall, and then back into the ground, dealing 16 points of force damage. The creature is also pushed 3 squares and knocked prone. Sirkana Embersight: can I slam him into the wall? [Mike said she could for flavor, but it wouldn't do additional damage]. Sirkana Embersight: ok I'm done. lol Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Sean (Karch): Trying to crack the glass? [there was a large pane of some kind of clear material separating one room from the other. It was probably transparent aluminum, though.] ROUND 2 Sean (Karch): Lasher 3 Sean (Karch): Mior to stand btw Sean (Karch): minor Karch Silvertongue: With a distracting flourish, Karch sends a bolt from his hand crossbow toward his enemy. Attack 21 vs AC [Karch is always making distracting flourishes]. Sean (Karch): Done Berechek has received initiative. Gnoll Demonic Scourge 1: The Gnoll Swings a massive three headed flail at you Attack: 29 vs AC Hit: 17 damage and if you're bloodied you're knocked prone Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 17 damage, leaving him with 52 Hit Points. Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Kris (Sirkana): and....the scourge is right back where he started The Master: two people were able to get in, though Kris (Sirkana): yeah, that's what Sean just said Sean (Karch): Yeah, the only people still outside have area attacks Styks: Warlords Strike: 30 vs. AC Styks: dropped from skype Styks: Assuming that 30 hit The Master: yes hit Styks: Warlords Strike damage: 11 Wicked Fang Lasher 4: The Gnolls lashes a whip at you, dragging you around as if your GM was too lazy to come up with a better description for the attack Attack: 28 vs Fortitude Hit: 13 damage and you're slid 3 squares Rhogar: Rhogar is at 60 HP and 0 temporary HP.

DrPepperMD: hey guys, what's up over here? [he finally hit with his lasher attack, which pulled me through one of the portals and into the other room. This was my introduction to the guys in there]. Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Holy Strike Attack: Rhyd'Ley strikes the enemy with his fancy bastard sword, which ignites with holy light. 21 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Holy Strike: 15 Radiant damage Rhogar has received initiative. DrPepperMD: going to walk back through the portal. DrPepperMD: where does this one take me? [each portal changed where it lead from one minute to the next]. Sean (Karch): Ta-da!! Rhogar: Rhogar performs his Crushing Blow attack, winding up and delivering a devastating blow with his greataxe. The attack is 24 vs. Lasher3's AC. Styks: This portal system is goofy Gneekman: Now you're thinking with portals Rhogar: Crushing Blow hits the target for 23. Styks: HUGE SUCCESS Markas has received initiative. DrPepperMD: mark him and let the other mark die out. Kris (Sirkana): It's hard to overstate my satisfaction [At least we didn't have any �The cake is a lie� jokes.] Markas: Magic Missile Attack: 24 vs. Reflex Markas: Magic Missile 8 force damage Gneekman: pyew pyew Markas: Markas spends an Action Point, for a total of 1 AP. Markas: Magic Missile 12 vs. Reflex Wicked Fang Lasher 3: The Gnolls lashes a whip at you, Jesus who the fuck is this guy? Indiana Jones? Attack: 28 vs AC Hit: 21 damage and 10 ongoing damage(save ends) Rhogar: Rhogar is at 39 HP and 0 temporary HP. Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: arcana check on the runes Sirkana Embersight: Arcana Check: 17 [not good enough] Sirkana Embersight: bleh Styks: Oh yeah, I can do that too [He forgets he's a wizard sometimes]. Styks: Could dispel magic do anything? Sirkana Embersight: Scorching Burst Sirkana uses her Wicked Fang Longsword to hurl a fireball between the lashers. Attacks (l to r, t to b) 12 26 vs Reflex The Master: only arcana knows for sure Sirkana Embersight: The fireball burns the creature, dealing 9 fire damage. Styks: Curse your cryptic answers Sirkana Embersight: done Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. DrPepperMD: TELL US, MAN! TELL US! ROUND 3 Sean (Karch): Scourge1 Karch Silvertongue: With a distracting flourish, Karch sends a bolt from his hand crossbow toward his bloodied enemy. Attack 33 vs AC Sean (Karch): crit Karch Silvertongue: The bolt stays true, striking the creature in its head (or head analogue), dealing 16 damage. The Demonbane bow glows with power and deals an additional 9 damage. Karch isn't finished yet, and fires another bolt 14 vs AC for 10 damage if it hits. Sean (Karch): Is it actually demon though? [the weapon gets a bonus if it hits for a critical against a demon. These were not demons, they were Demonic creatures]. Sean (Karch): k

Gneekman: darn you, confusing nomenclature Styks: own'd Sean (Karch): Yeah, it would have been 2d10 on the bonus damage. And done. Berechek has received initiative. Berechek: With a quick prayer, Berecheck fortifies Rhogar with the light of Moradin, Spend a healing surge and heal an additional 7 Rhogar: Rhogar is at 67 HP and 0 temporary HP. Berechek: Berechek unleashes the light of Moradin to sear his foe, Lasher3 The attack resolves at 29 vs. Reflex Berechek: Lasher3 takes 12 and Karch gains a +2 Power bonus to attacks versus that target Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Sean (Karch): cool Rhyd'Ley: Charge: Rhyd'Ley rushes his target and attacks in the same action. 24 vs AC Heskan Bardisch: Charge: Heskan charges at the enemy. 19 vs AC Styks: done Kris (Sirkana): can we take Rhyd'Ley's roll? Wicked Fang Lasher 4: The Gnolls lashes a whip at you, dragging you around as if your GM was too lazy to come up with a better description for the attack Attack: 28 vs Fortitude Hit: 9 damage and you're slid 3 squares Heskan Bardisch: Heskan takes 9 damage, leaving him with 36 Hit Points. [Heskan got sucked into the next room, right between the two other enemies]. Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Sean (Karch): Hmmm...the entrance/exit changes Styks: will that glass block effects? The Master: yes Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike Attack: As Rhyd'Ley brings his fancy bastard sword to bear, the odds against him add strength to his attack. 36 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike scores a critical hit! 25 damage! Kris (Sirkana): woo! Rhogar has received initiative. Rhogar: Rhogar is at 57 HP and 0 temporary HP. Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to perform his Crushing Surge attack. The Attack is 27 vs. Lasher3's AC. Rhogar: Crushing Surge hits the target for 14 damage. Rhogar's spirits are uplifted, and he has gained temporary HP. DrPepperMD: and dragonbreath against these two Rhogar: Dragon Breath against lasher4. 15 vs. Reflex. , Dragon Breath against lasher3. 16 vs. Reflex. DrPepperMD: and done [both dragon breaths missed badly]. Markas has received initiative. DrPepperMD: please please please 6 [was taking 10 damage at the start of each turn. Failed my roll to end it]. Markas: Scorching Burst: 14, 11 vs. Reflex (from L to R, T to B) Wicked Fang Lasher 3: The Gnolls lashes a whip at you, Indiana Jones he is not Attack: 31 vs AC Hit: 7 damage and 5 ongoing damage(save ends) Rhogar: Rhogar is at 54 HP and 0 temporary HP. [I was hit again, but luckily the 5 ongoing damage didn't stack with the 10 ongoing damage I was already taking]. Sean (Karch): Hang on Rhogarm we go for ride. Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll backhand you. Son of a Bitch! Attack: 12 vs AC Hit: 10 damage and you're knocked prone Sean (Karch): (bad Temple of Doom reference) [very bad]. Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll Swings a shadowy blade in your direction Attack: 19 vs AC Hit: 12 damage Wicked Fang Mauler 4: The Gnoll backhand you. Son of a Bitch! Attack: 25 vs AC Hit: 13 damage and you're knocked prone

Sean (Karch): lol Wicked Fang Mauler 4: The Gnoll Swings a shadowy blade in your direction Attack: 11 vs AC Hit: 10 damage Heskan Bardisch: Heskan takes 13 damage, leaving him with 23 Hit Points. Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan is now bloodied, and becomes enraged! He gets +1 to his attack and +2 to his damage. Sirkana Embersight: Scorching Burst Sirkana uses her Wicked Fang Longsword to hurl a fireball behind the lashers. Attacks (l to r, t to b) 11 12 vs Reflex Kris (Sirkana): damn you styks and your bad luck. [styks is very unlucky]. Kris (Sirkana): done ROUND 4 Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Styks: You're welcome Styks: I'll take my crits now Sean (Karch): Using my atk bonus against #3 Sean (Karch): So +1 to this... Karch Silvertongue: With a distracting flourish, Karch sends a bolt from his hand crossbow toward his bloodied enemy. Attack 24 vs AC Karch Silvertongue: Karch smiles as he sees his opponent's health decrease by 13. Sean (Karch): Can I see which portal puts me here...? [No, he couldn't]. * Sean (Karch) wishes Heskan good luck then. [Heskan was getting beat up in the other room]. Sean (Karch): done Berechek has received initiative. Styks: i keep forgetting that freakin arcana check Kris (Sirkana): I did too that time Berechek: A burst of light from above sears Lasher4 The attack resolves at 21 vs. Reflex Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. DrPepperMD: didn't you say it was glass? Styks: 25 Styks: v AC The Master: move action to stand first? Sean (Karch): crit Sean (Karch): if it matters Heskan Bardisch: Heskan uses 1 healing surge. He now has 37 HP and 3 surges remaining. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan regains 1 HP, and now has 24 HP remaining. Heskan Bardisch: Rhyd'Ley is no longer bloodied. His attack and damage bonuses return to normal. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan expends an Action Point to take an extra action. He now has 2 AP remaining. Heskan Bardisch: Basic attack: Heskan hammers his enemy warhammerly with his warhammer. 18 vs AC DrPepperMD: your healing messed up. looks like you should be at 38 hp. DrPepperMD: for some reason it put you at 24 after gaining 1 Kris (Sirkana): Did you happen to steal your macros from Rhyd'Ley? Sean (Karch): "Rhyd'Ley is no longer bloodied" Wicked Fang Lasher 4: The Gnolls lashes a whip at you, Jesus who the fuck is this guy? Indiana Jones? Attack: 27 vs AC Hit: 20 damage and 10 ongoing damage(save ends) Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 20 damage, leaving him with 32 Hit Points. Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 20 damage, leaving him with 12 Hit Points. Gneekman: gah wha Sean (Karch): I'm not sure I want to kill these guys just to see the next flavor

text. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'ley regains 20 HP, and now has 32 HP remaining. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley is now bloodied, and becomes enraged! He gets +1 to his attack and +2 to his damage. Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike Attack: As Rhyd'Ley brings his fancy bastard sword to bear, the odds against him add strength to his attack. 28 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Valiant Strike: 19 damage Rhyd'Ley: Saving throw: 20 Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley takes 10 damage, leaving him with 22 Hit Points. Rhogar has received initiative. Rhogar: Rhogar is at 44 HP and 0 temporary HP. DrPepperMD: I go save my relatively new friend Heskan (and also run away from that scary lasher). Two steps puts me through the lower left portal. [Heskan just joined us maybe two weeks ago]. DrPepperMD: hurray [ended up in the portal closest to the enemies]. Rhogar: Rhogar performs his Steel Serpent Strike, stabbing viciously at his foe's knee (or knee-analogue) to slow him down. The attack is 27 vs. Mauler4's AC. Rhogar: Steel Serpent Strike hits the target for 22 damage, and the target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of Rhogar's next turn. DrPepperMD: and I mark him. 13 [finally ended my ongoing damage]. Markas has received initiative. Sean (Karch): arcana Kris (Sirkana): lol Styks: no Styks: And by no, I mean arcana Sean (Karch): lol Markas: Arcana: 17 Kris (Sirkana): d'oh Markas: Magic Missile Attack: 20 vs. Reflex DrPepperMD: he uses a whip, his reflexes are good! Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll backhand you. Son of a Bitch! Attack: 16 vs AC Hit: 13 damage and you're knocked prone Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll Swings a shadowy blade in your direction Attack: 17 vs AC Hit: 17 damage Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Arcana Check: 22 Sirkana Embersight: an 8 DrPepperMD: 8 is enough Sirkana Embersight: Do I know how they are controlled? [Mike told her some information about the portals. Not how they are controlled, though]. Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush lasher4 . Attacks 14 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: done Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll backhand you. Son of a Bitch! Attack: 14 vs AC Hit: 9 damage and you're knocked prone Kris (Sirkana): I should shift away from Markas Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll Swings a shadowy blade in your direction Attack: 18 vs AC Hit: 11 damage ROUND 5 Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Styks: What did I do? D: Karch Silvertongue: With a distracting flourish, Karch sends a bolt from his hand crossbow toward his enemy. Attack 28 vs AC Karch Silvertongue: Karch smiles as he sees his opponent's health decrease by 13. DrPepperMD: mauler 4 should have actually been attacking me. I'll let you change it to that [he forgot about my opportunity attack for a 3rd time!] Kris (Sirkana): I had all good rools until I was standing next to you! lol

Kris (Sirkana): *rolls Styks: And I'm not stealing them, so they're gone now Kris (Sirkana): lol Rhogar: Rhogar resorts to the simple attack he first learned when he picked up a melee weapon. It is 24 vs. Mauler4's AC. Rhogar: The Basic Attack hits the target for 12 damage. Sean (Karch): done Berechek has received initiative. DrPepperMD: (spontaneously breaks out in blood all of a sudden) [Mike told us that one of the guys had actually been bloodied earlier, but he hadn't told us about it until now. This was me imaging how that played out]. Berechek: A burst of light from above sears Lasher4 The attack resolves at 31 vs. Reflex Berechek: 6 Gneekman: will take the temp Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. DrPepperMD: temp hp is always good for a dragonborn. keep your bonus, yet keep you from dying. Styks: 21 v AC Styks: 25 Rhogar: Rhogar is at 66 HP and 0 temporary HP. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan uses 1 healing surge. He now has 52 HP and 3 surges remaining. Heskan Bardisch: Heskan regains 1 HP, and now has 53 HP remaining. DrPepperMD: It won't travel through the portals DrPepperMD: ? [I didn't think it would, just joking here]. The Master: no Heskan Bardisch: Heskan expends an Action Point to take an extra action. He now has 1 AP remaining. Heskan Bardisch: Basic attack: Heskan hammers his enemy warhammerly with his warhammer. 27 vs AC Heskan Bardisch: Basic attack: 12 damage Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Elderwood Falcon 3: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 19 vs AC Hit: 9 damage and you're slid 1 square [Rhyd'Ley conjures his new Falcon] DrPepperMD: lol, guess sirkana isn't the one with a familiar now [familiars are traditionally only for Wizards. She has a lizard that hangs around in her backpack and then scouts ahead.] Rhogar has received initiative. Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to perform his Crushing Surge attack. The Attack is 35 vs. Mauler5's AC. Rhogar: Crushing Surge hits the target for 14 damage. Rhogar's spirits are uplifted, and he has gained temporary HP. DrPepperMD: still no 20. Need to make my weapon jagged. [rolled a 19 again]. DrPepperMD: done. Markas has received initiative. Markas: Magic Missile Attack: 28 vs. Reflex Kris (Sirkana): @DrP- That's ok, I still have a lizard and a hound [Yeah, she can conjure a hound too]. Markas: Magic Missile 8 force damage DrPepperMD: That's true, I don't have a lizard. #thingaboutdicks [Innuendo!] Kris (Sirkana): Do don't? lol Kris (Sirkana): *you Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll Swings a shadowy blade in your direction Attack: 13 vs AC Hit: 17 damage and you're pushed 2 squares Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. DrPepperMD: he doesn't even want to try to backhand me? I'm disappointed.

Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush . Attacks 11 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: done DrPepperMD: like I'm not even worthy of his backhand or something Kris (Sirkana): wait Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Sirkana Embersight: Arcana Check: 26 Kris (Sirkana): ok Sean (Karch): gerbil Berechek: Im all alone! [he was the only one left on the side we originally started on.] Karch Silvertongue: Karch seizes the advantage and fires a crossbow bolt. Attack 15 vs AC Berechek has received initiative. DrPepperMD: I'M ALL ALONE, ALL BY MYSELF [from Spamalot] Styks: nobody loves you Styks: I'll throw some fire over there, keep ya company Gneekman: CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIINNN Berechek: Calling down the holy light of Moradin, Berechek heals his allies! Rhyd'Ley May spend a healing surge and regain an additional 10 hp Heskan Bardisch has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley uses 1 healing surge. He now has 43 HP and 8 surges remaining. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'ley regains 10 HP, and now has 53 HP remaining. Rhyd'Ley: Rhyd'Ley is no longer bloodied. His attack and damage bonuses return to normal. Heskan Bardisch: Basic attack: Heskan hammers his enemy warhammerly with his warhammer. 15 vs AC Rhyd'Ley has received initiative. Rhyd'Ley: Radiant Smite Attack: Rhyd'Ley's fancy bastard sword glows with a pearly luminescence. Enemies shrink from its pure light. 29 vs AC Rhyd'Ley: Radiant Smite: 18 Radiant damage Elderwood Falcon 3: The falcon pecks at your eyes Attack: 33 vs AC Hit: 9 damage and you're slid 1 square Rhogar has received initiative. DrPepperMD: I will do Crushing Surge, and this time I will mark him afterwards. no shifting out of CA *this* time. [he kept shifting away. I hate that]. Rhogar: Rhogar attempts to perform his Crushing Surge attack. The Attack is 25 vs. mauler5's AC. Rhogar: Crushing Surge hits the target for 12 damage. Markas has received initiative. DrPepperMD: just run up and thunderwave him already Markas: Magic Missile Attack: 27 vs. Reflex DrPepperMD: when has that ever stopped you before? [he was saying that thunderwave was no good because it hit us before. In one of his first sessions, Markas almost killed Sirkana when he did an attack that she was in the blast area of.] Markas: Magic Missile 9 force damage Wicked Fang Mauler 5: The Gnoll Swings a shadowy blade in your direction Attack: 20 vs AC Hit: 12 damage and you're pushed 2 squares Sirkana Embersight has received initiative. Kris (Sirkana): Declaring him my quarry Sirkana Embersight: Illusory Ambush Sirkana uses her psychic powers to ambush . Attacks 11 vs Will. Sirkana Embersight: done Karch Silvertongue has received initiative. Karch Silvertongue: With a distracting flourish, Karch sends a bolt from his hand crossbow toward his bloodied enemy. Attack 28 vs AC Karch Silvertongue: Karch smiles as he sees his opponent's health decrease by 12.

Berechek has received initiative. DrPepperMD: this seems almost unsporting. [we had the last guy all surrounded]. Berechek: Berechek unleashes the light of Moradin to sear his foe, Lasher The attack resolves at 20 vs. Reflex Berechek: Mauler takes 15 and Rhyd'Ley gains a +2 Power bonus to attacks versus that target [Mauler killed, end of Battle]. POST BATTLE Sean (Karch): Quick loot check before departing.... Karch Silvertongue: Perception: 23 Styks: How would we get to the small room at the bottom? Kris (Sirkana): Yeah, we were due at dinner 11 minutes ago Styks: looks to be a door there DrPepperMD: probably have to switch the portals over to there DrPepperMD: the minor ritual mike was talking about Markas: Arcana: 15 Styks: faaail Sirkana Embersight: Arcana Check: 17 [and they call themselves wizards!] Markas: Arcana: 22 Kris (Sirkana): we can try next time Gneekman: yeah Markas: Arcana: 25 Styks: woo Sean (Karch): Milestone!! One more until my penalty is gone. [His �death penalty�. Tee hee!] Styks: Everybody run through till you find the one to the small room DrPepperMD: ok, 5 on the left and 5 on the right. one must go to the small room. Gneekman: does the falcon stick around, for now? DrPepperMD: until we full rest Gneekman: 's what I thought, cool Styks: xp? Sean (Karch): Does 2 milestone w/o a rest mean +2 AP? Styks: high 600's? Kris (Sirkana): experiment next time Kris (Sirkana): excellent Gneekman: we'll wait, ya DrPepperMD: yeah, I've got 3 AP I still haven't used. Styks: go go 675 xp? The Master: 678.5714285714285714285714285714286 [apparently 4750 XP divided among 7 people]. Styks: HELLS YES [he leveled up to level 8 with that]. Sean (Karch): 14850 XP Kris (Sirkana): 13902 xp DrPepperMD: 16677 [I leveled up to level 9]. Gneekman: 14208 XP Kris (Sirkana): bye all! Styks: 13004 The Master: bye! Sean (Karch): OK folks, g2g Kris (Sirkana) is disconnected. Styks: bye Gneekman: bye Sean (Karch) is disconnected. DrPepperMD: Mike, can I get a hound token from you? I'll set all the numbers before we go again next time then. The Master: yeah and I'll post a small PDF with the raw stats DrPepperMD: good, I can just pull it out of the library when I conjure it then. DrPepperMD: so what does that make you styks? lvl 7?

DrPepperMD: or is it 8? The Master: 8 DrPepperMD: awesome. new feat time then. The Master: and +2 to 2 stats! The Master: er The Master: +1 to 2 stats Styks: yeah that's it DrPepperMD: have any feats in mind? Styks: Um... Either one that adds 2 to damage if I hit 2 or more creatures, or one taht adds the melee range to magic missile. Depends on if I want to retrain thunder wave or dispel magic DrPepperMD: yeah those sound useful. Gneekman: alright, funtimes Styks: I really want fire shield or whatever it's called, but an at-will that targets something other than reflex would be nice Gneekman: seeya, guys The Master: see ya! Styks: I'm out too DrPepperMD: see you all. I'll look for that PDF on the forum whenever, and I'll get you lvl 9 character sheet before next week. The Master: sounds good! You have disconnected.

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