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Sat 10 Oct 2009

Happy Diwali Messages

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This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as

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his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali

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Sat 10 Oct 2009

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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali

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May the spirit of light illuminate the world. May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony “WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI” 

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Friendship Is.. Friendship is not important with whom you have it Friendship is how deep you have it.

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Friendship is not how much you know Friendship is how much you care, Friendship is not how much you make happy Friendship is how much you share sorrows. Friendship is not how many times you reach your hand Friendship is how many times you touch the heart Friendship is not how precious thing you give Friendship is how much sensitive things you offer, Friendship is not an achievement Friendship is one beyond your destination, Friendship is not just sharing the joy Friendship is love in sharing the tears, Long live our Friendship Ever ending one To YOU

 

Sat 3 Oct 2009

Laloo Jokes Posted by Rahul under Jokes No Comments 

English Tuition! Laloo goes to america for learning english. After some days George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her “Ae sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai.” LaLoo Jokes What do they call French Toilet in Bihar? La loo Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on… Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas… ”.

http://smsjokes.co.in/page/4 The man at the other end replies “One second sir… ” and Laloo immediately replies “Thank you” and puts the phone down.

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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas… ”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir… ” and Laloo immediately replies “Thank you” and puts the phone down. Laloos family planning policy.. “Don’t have more than two children in one year” At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?” Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.” After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION “Laloo, third from left” Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, “Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.” Laloo was very surprised. “You Japanese are very ineficient,” he stated “Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar” A reporter asked Laloo “What is the main reason for a divorce ?” “Marriage” 

 

Sat 3 Oct 2009

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A bear, a lion and a pig meet. Bear says: “if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.” Lion says: “if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.” Pig says: “big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear..”

 

Fri 2 Oct 2009

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A busy life makes prayers harder, But prayers make a hard and busy life easier. So always keep praying and remember me in your prayers. Whenever there is a hard job to be done, its better to assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing. - Walter ChryslerWrite your sad times in sand & write your good times in rocks!

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You are not responsible for what people think about you!

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Write your sad times in sand & write your good times in rocks! You are not responsible for what people think about you! But you are responsible for what you make them to think about you. Hate but LOVE more! Argue but AGREE more! Talk but LISTEN more! Punish but FORGIVE more! Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.

 

Fri 2 Oct 2009

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May Maa Bless You… With Happiness All The Year Through! Wishing You A Happy Durga Puja Memories of moments celebrated together Moments that have been attached in my heart forever Make me Miss You even more this Navratri. Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune And Long lasting happiness for you! Happy Navratri Long live the tradition of Hindu culture, as the generations have passed by, Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Dashain. May this Dasara, light up for you. The hopes of Happy times, And dreams for a year full of smiles! Wish you Happy Dasara. Fortunate is the one Who has learned to admire, But not to envy. Good wishes for a joyous Navratri, With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

 

Fri 2 Oct 2009

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You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent guide in the form of a teacher, You.

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You are not only our teacher You are our friend, philosopher and guide

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I will always remember that I had an excellent guide in the form of a teacher, You. You are not only our teacher You are our friend, philosopher and guide All molded into one person We will always be grateful for your support Happy Teachers Day! We will always be thankful to you For all the hard work and efforts You have put in, for educating us. Happy Teachers Day! When it comes to teaching No one can compete with you. Happy Teachers Day!

 

Fri 2 Oct 2009

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Six Rules 2 B Happy… Free Yr Heart From Hatred Free Yr Mind From Worries Make Yr Life Simple Expect Less From Others Give More 2 Others Always Have a True Friend Like Me. Before You Speak-Listen! Before You Write-Think! Before You Spend-Earn! Before You Criticize-Wait! Before You Pray-Forgive! Before You Quit-T r y ! Before You Die-Live…

 

Fri 2 Oct 2009

Michhami Dukkadam SMS Posted by Rahul under Greetings SMS No Comments 

Yad karya pan yad na ave , manne samjavya pan kai natijo na avye , aje mara antar thi akejj vat avye che , tamara bhavna akand che ane mara lidhe koi janta ajanta bhul thai hoe , to michami dukkadam.

 

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