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Sun 11 Oct 2009

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival…

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1. Emergency Number The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked!

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2. Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote control keys?

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This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: •If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. •Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. •Your car will unlock. •Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other “remote”  for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

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Editor’s Note: “It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!”

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Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important

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call and you don’t have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370#. Your cell will restart with

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this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

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4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? •To check your Mobile phone’s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:

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*#06# •A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.

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•This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

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•When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this

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code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM

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card, your phone will be totally useless.

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•You probably won’t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can’t use/sell it either. •If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones!!

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named “Grande Valse” on Nokia phones but was changed to “Nokia Tune” around 1998

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when it became so well known that people referred to it as the “Nokia Tune.”

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camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer.

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Morse code for “Connecting People,” Nokia’s slogan. The “Standard” SMS tone is Morse code for “M” (Message).

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designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its mobile phone User’s Guides Nokia mostly used the Agfa Rotis Sans font.

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2006 (1st in network communications, 4th non-US company).

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meaning sable, later pine marten. A species of this small, black-furred predatory animal

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was once found in the region, but it is now extinct.

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Buy a new Nokia mobile phone this Diwali and win up to Rs. 10 lacs as cash back*. This offer is applicable to selected Nokia mobile phones Nokia 5030/5130/5800 Xpress Music, 2330/2700/6700 Classic, Nokia E63 and Nokia N97.

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Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali

 

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Advance HAPPY DIWALI ! Be careful from other duplicate wishers. I am the only authorized ISO 9001-2009 certified distributor of Deepavali wishes!

 

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The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival… Because when you are unhappy, You also throw unhappiness all around. Happy Diwali!

 

Sun 11 Oct 2009

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Deep jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe Happy Diwali

 

Sat 10 Oct 2009

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Joy, Joy, Joy, We can play with our cousins We can eat so many sweets We can fire crackers We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because It is Diwali Happy Diwali

 

Sat 10 Oct 2009

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Light ur life with the brightness of love and peace. Happy Diwali to ur family & u! Brighten this season with your smile… spread cheer, spread laughter. Happy Diwali! Have a crackling Diwali. May this season bring good luck & happiness to u! Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms? Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and

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Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms? Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy this Diwali. HAPPY DIWALI.

 

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Dhanlaxmi Dhanyalaxmi Dhairyalaxmi Shouryalaxmi Vidyalaxmi Karyalaxmi Vijyalaxmi Rajlaxmi may these 8LAXMI shower their blessings on u & ur fmly ‘HAPPY DIWALI’

 

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. +” “+ ” “+ . ‘. wish .’ “+. U .+” ” %”"”"”"”% % HAPPY % Diwali %”"”"”"”%

 

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We pray this Deepawali shower upon u.. shanti shakti sanyam sammaan saralta safalta samridhi sanskar swasthya Aur hamari taraf se dher sari subh kamnaye.

 

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