Confucius Say

Daniel Shafrir Confucius Say: A list of ancient Chinese proverbs. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41.

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic

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Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town Confucius say, man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts Confucius say, man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy Confucius say, man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam Confucius say, learn to masturbate - come in handy Confucius say, girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip Confucius say, girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge Confucius say, waitress who sit on leper's lap, keep tip Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose Confucius say, cow with no legs, ground beef Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn Confucius say, baby born in car with automatic transmission, grow to become shiftless bastard Confucius say, finding old man in dark, not hard Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle Confucius say, OK for shit to happen - will decompose Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache Confucius say, man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands Confucius say, secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point Confucius say, man who put cream in tart, not always baker Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring Confucius say, sex on beach like American beer - fucking near water Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself Confucius say, woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump Confucius say, man who sit on upturned tack, rise above all Confucius say, wash face in morning, neck at night Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service Confucius say, girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick

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Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack Confucius say, virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose Confucius say, woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink Confucius say, man who put cock on stove, have hot rod Confucius say, man who fuck in cemetery may end up fucking dead Confucius say, man who jizz in cash register come into money Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers