A man is driving in his car on a road.
A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.
When they pass each other, the man opens his window and shouts to the woman:
DONKEY! The woman immediately responds:
Monkey!
Both continue their separate ways, the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction. And just as she reaches the first curve in the road …
Moral:
“Women never really understand what men are trying to say to them."