You Know You're Moroccan When

You Know you're Moroccan when.. 1) You watched Captain Majid. And you wanted to be just like him. (Guy) 2) You were in love with Captain Majid and wished you could be friends with Saly. (Girl) 7) You’ve seen 3 people on a motorcycle and 7 people in a 5-seat car. 8) There was no such a thing as a car seat for children and you could sit in the front next to your dad at age 3. 9) If you’re a girl, you’ve been harassed by random guys who would not stop at just staring. You heard them call you zzin, manshoufoush? Or Ghzala tbarkellah, wakha ntkellem m3ak? 10) If you’re a guy, you know what I’m talking about, if you haven’t done it, at least you’ve witnessed it and wanted to beat the guy up if it was around your sister or girlfriend. 11) You call your mom’s girlfriends Khalti and your dad’s friend’s 3ammi. 12) The US is called Lmirikan, Italy, Ttalian, France, Fransa, Spain, Ssbalyoun, China Shinwa 13) You knew that when someone signaled you with the “Flash” and they were coming from the opposite direction that meant there’s a hidden radar or cops, slow down! 14) You have so many way to designate money. E.g.: 10 drahem= alf frank= myatayn rial 15) In elementary school, the teacher would make sure two people of the oppostie sex would sit next to one another (And somewhere it bugged you)... Later, it was totally fine and even something you looked forward to sometimes! 16) When your grand parents swear they saw King Mohammed V in the moon When you know doissa of someone before he/she knows them :p When all yoghourts are called DANOUNE (yeah why say yoghourt when the brand is enough) When at least one of your cousins lives in Europe, and the rest of them want to ''burn'' to the other side. When you know the word coming after this one: TIKCHBILA ... You put the seat belt on 10 sec before you see the cops. When you have a spot on your arm (called "jelba")