The Cross (spoof)

The Cross One day, a man named Billy saw that on the street near his house everyone looked angry when they want to acroos the street, because there is no zebracross, so every car on there not noticed while someone wanted to cross because there is no zebracross on there. Someday Billy wanted to make a zebracross, so he came to a man. Billy say to that man: Billy : “Can you make a cross, on that street?” Man : “Are you sure?” Billy : “Yeah, of course, i want a peaceful place, because everyday everyone looked angry there” Man : “Oh, i understand now” Billy : “I will pay you when you done make the cross, okay?” Man : “Yeah, thanks” Billy : “Tommorow?” Man : “Yes” Then in the next day, the man start to make the cross and it’s done on evening. Man : “It’s done sir” Billy : “Oh, thank you, I’m sure this will help, let me see.......(Billy get out from his house) Man : “What do you think?” Billy: : (Surprised)Huh?! (He saw a cross, not a zebracross, with Jesus Christ on the side of the cross, and it’s big) I’m sure what i said to you yesterday is very clear, i said to you to make a zebracross..and.. Man : “..Sir! My ear is never wrong, you spoke to me to make a cross, not a zebracross” Billy : “Okay...I thought you were understand..Yeah, my mistake too, But, I’m not understand, what make you think that i think I command you to make a cross on there? Man : “You spoke to me, you said: ‘i want a peaceful place, because everyday everyone looked angry there’. So i think you think that cross will make a peaceful environtment, Because many citizen in here is Chatolic, and of course, everyone can pray too on there” Then they laughedvery loud together. Ananta Giovanni X-1/04