Taliban

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: because the camels can't handle it QUOTE FROM THE PRESIDENT: When asked what is taking so long. "When I take action I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt." -President of the United States, George W. Bush. Top 17 anagrams for Osama Bin Laden (or as Michelle calls him - uSUCKa bin Laden!) 17. SANE OILMAN BAD (thanks Stuart Guarniere) 16. I BONA LEADSMAN (thanks Stuart) 15. NASAL NOMAD BE I (thanks Stuart) 14. BE A SLAIN NOMAD (thanks Stuart) 13. A bend lama son - (thanks Tristan "the missing" Linck) 12. Food: Bami deo San Lan - (thanks Tristan) 11. Albania's Demon - (thanks Mark) 10. A lesbian nomad 9. Alias "Boned Man" 8. So I anal bad men 7. And I blame a son 6. No Asian bedlam 5. I.D.: Mean Anal S.O.B. 4. I, a sad nobleman 3. A slain abdomen 2. I'm so banal, Edna 1. I model bananas ********************************************************************************** ********** Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! **I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the all-time best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think was, "Go Army!" ********************************************************************************** **********