Table Menu Early 2008

Cover Art by McKenna ‘Mac” Andrews Cartoonist-Graphic Artist-Digital Illustrator and all around good guy. Reach him @ 973-570-8770 or [email protected]

This Season’s Menu is Inspired by Botticelli and Keith Haring. This is my attempt at complicated minimalism. While far from being a work of literary art, look beyond the words and you will find secret culinary delights at every twist and turn.

The Key To Our Food: OVL= Ovo-Lacto Vegetarian LV= Lacto Vegetarian VG= Vegan Vegetarian SF= Seafood or Fish Products used in preparation WF= Wheat & Gluten Free

If you have any questions about ingredients, please feel free to ask. We can often adapt dishes to suit particular dietary needs.

***These items are prepared in the same kitchen as items that contain nuts, soy, wheat, seafood and other items that you may be allergic to. If you have a known allergy or sensitivity, please let your server know, and we’ll make sure to adapt your meal as best as we can. ***

BNB FAQ Responsible BYOB Policy BYOB is allowed only with dinner or dinner reservations, and as long as there are no minors at the same table. We want you to have a great time. We’re just looking out for the kiddies! We reserve the right to drive you home if you are sloshed. But please don’t get sloshed. We’re not that type of place.

Do You Cater? Do You Deliver? Yes & Yes. We have served special events, parties and meetings from 10-150 people, effectively, professionally and, most of all, deliciously. Soups, Salads, Quiches, Wraps, Stir Fries, Seafood, Sweets, Exotic Drinks & Coffees, and pretty much anything else you’d like. We deliver to the Danville area, Geisinger, and occasionally beyond.

Why aren't you open all the time? If you are new to Brews N Bytes, we are a family owned and operated business with all the ups and downs that that entails. We are part of the Danville Community and our restaurant is a living and breathing entity. The food here is meticulously and lovingly prepared by my wife, and probably served to you by my cousin or daughter. As a family, we also require some down time, just like you. So that’s why we have unconventional hours.

Wow, this place feels like home... If it feels like home here at Brews N Bytes, it is because our family lives and breathes and exists within these walls. So rest assured that Home Made means Home Made.

Who is this mysterious and elusive Chef Noo-Noo? NooNoo is Moosey. Oh, Moosey is Chef Lisa, my very significant other and the designer of your dish today.. I have been calling her “pet names” ever since I can remember. Some other favorites of mine are: Popa, Ovaltine, Momo, Nougat, Maybelline, Saltine and Eep. You get the idea. A rose by any other name...

FYI: At BNB we don’t play the numbers game… We will never rush you out of the door like other places. We encourage you stay as long as you’d like (within our normal hours, of course)! Chat with us. Tell us all about yourself. We’d love to hear about your adventures! I’m sure we’ll tell you ours! On that note, since we’re not a conventional restaurant…

When you’re ready for your check you can either come on up to the counter or just flag us down and we’ll bring it to you. Please be kind to your server.

If you are anything like me, you enjoy breakfast items all day long. Think differently. Eat differently.

Our hearty breakfast specials are available anytime and include toast with butter or jam, American brewed coffee with free refills, and an 8 ounce glass of premium orange juice. All for only

$9.99 Your choice of: OVL

Spanish Omelet

A delightful potato & Vidalia onion omelet with your choice of cheddar-jack, Swiss, American or provolone cheese (or no cheese at all, if you prefer!)

a la carte $ 7.89

OVL

Veggie Omelet

A Two-Large-Egg Omelet with your choice of Mushroom, Onion, Red or Green bell peppers, Tomatoes and/or zucchini Sometimes even more veggies available! Please ask!

a la carte $ 7.89

OVL

Four-Cheese Frittata

A Cheddar, Monterrey Jack, Provolone and Swiss omelet, lovingly pan fried and then baked to golden-brown perfection.

a la carte $ 7.89

Huevos Rancheros

OVL

Two eggs over-easy, our house red medium-mild salsa, cheddar cheese and refried beans over a warm flour tortilla. Don't worry...It's only Pennsylvania spicy. Hotter salsa available upon request. Gluten-FreeCorn Tortilla Substitute usually available. Please ask!

a la carte $ 7.89

Tofu Rancheros

LV

VG

A delicious alternative to our Huevos Rancheros. Grilled seasoned tofu takes the place of eggs. With refried beans, salsa and cheddar cheese if you’d like!

a la carte $ 7.89

BTW: A La Carte means “by itself. Not literally but that’s the gist. That’s cool. My French also stinks.

Most of these are traditional family recipes and are made from scratch every day!

Little Cup $2.89

Hearty Bowl $4.09

Served with crackers or a small side of rice

We also have large, microwaveable take-out quarts from $8.29. Advanced notice usually required, but please ask. Maybe we made extra today!

Usually we have two soups every weekday. If we haven’t told you what they are yet, grab us gently and we’ll tell ya… Tuesday

Wednesday

Cuban Black Bean Thai Tomato VG

VG

Now even more Cuban!

An island favorite...Not too spicy, but always yummy. Served with a slice of lemon and chopped onions on the side if you’d like. Have it with some rice to complete your Cuban experience. Viva la revolucion!

Thursday

Friday

Soup Du Jour

Indian Split Pea

Cinci Chili

Chef’s Choice!

LV

VG

VG

This delicate yet Another culinary Spicy & Delicious. tangy blend of winner from yet The traditional tomato, Thai another far-away Cincinnatti-Chili calls spices, and a region. This tradi- for about eight spices touch of coconut tional Indian soup but Lisa kicks it up to milk will sooth is also known as fourteen (14.) the adventurer dahl,” Pretty spicy but if in you. Try it (pronounced “doll”) you’d like more kick, with one of our Lisa always adds let us know and we’ll tropical sodas. her special touch to bust out the Habanero! I’ll get you this favorite of Served with Cheddar & a hammock. savvy Thursday Sour cream on the side. diners.

If you are a frequent diner, you can have the scheduled soups any given week….but if you only come by once in a while, try one of Lisa’s choice International soup creations of the day.

SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT!

ASIDE FROM OUR REGULAR TASTIES,

(BROWNIES, LEMON BARS, SCONES)

LISA COMES UP WITH NEW ORIGINAL GOODIES EVERY DAY. Come on up to our counter and take a look or just ask us what’s good!

We also make custom trays for every occasion. Yummy, yummy, yummy!

BNB House Special Salad LV Mixed greens adorned with glazed nuts, dried fruit bits & imported mild Chevre cheese and our House Sweet Sesame Dressing. Another tasty Lisa invention!

$8.69

Pacific Caesar Romaine hearts, grated parmesan cheese, croutons & almonds served with our homemade tangy Caesar dressing. A Pacific twist on a classic. SF

Warning: “Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness.”

$6.79

Neptuna Salad WF SF Choice Albacore Tuna in a Creamy homemade Basil & Lime Dressing served over mixed greens with Tomatoes, & Sweet Onions.

$8.49

LV

VG

Lugosi Salad

Grilled Portabella mushrooms sautéed with Roasted Red Peppers and Sweet Onions. Served over mixed greens with our ranch dressing.

$8.99

Kings & Peons SF King-Crab Cake and Breaded Shrimp with our home made Green Goddess dressing, served over greens, and adorned with tomatoes, artichokes, peppers & onions.

$11.29

Chef Noo-Noo’s Brie Salad A nice chunk of imported Danish Brie warmed to perfection and then topped with pecans and a warm fruit chutney dressing. Served over greens w/ apple slices and pita. LV

$11.39

Greek Tortellini Salad LV A scoop of cheese tortellini, chick peas, olives, feta cheese, tomatoes, peppers and artichokes over mixed greens and sweet onions.

$8.29

Sumptuous & Sweet Sizzling Salad Sautéed apples over mixed greens, with pecans, bleu cheese crumbles, adorned with sweet onions and croutons.. Served with our vinaigrette dressing. LV

$8.49

SF Pumpkin Ravioli Salad Warm and tender pumpkin ravioli served over greens and topped with chevre goat cheese, pecans and balsamic dressing.

$9.99

Momo’s Marinated Shrimp Salad Garlic marinated shrimp over greens adorned with chick peas, artichoke hearts, peppers, onions, olives, feta cheese and tomatoes. Drizzled with our house balsamic dressing. $11.99 LV

rs. borde y c n a ith f ry. play w e out...Sor o t e g m this pa alling I used he ADHD c It’s t All wraps served on your choice of Spinach, Garlic Herb or Whole Wheat Tortilla and are garnished with Lettuce, Mixed Greens, Tomatoes & Onions (except Breakfast Wrap).

X-treme Veggie-Burger VG Veggie Burger cut into thin strips and sautéed with mushrooms in our BBQ sauce.

Wayne’s Sea World SF Breaded shrimp and crab cake with our homemade Green Goddess dressing.

$7.29

$10.49

Portabella Lugosi LV VG Bur-r-r-rito LV VG Grilled Portabella mushrroms, Roasted Red Pep- Three refried bean spread, sour cream, cheddar pers, Ranch Dressing . Yummy & Juicy. cheese. Hot Peppers upon request.

$7.29

$5.99

Lisa’s Breakfast Wrap OVL Creole Shrimp Salad Wrap SF Portabella mushroom, red pepper, onion & ched- Homemade lightly spicy shrimp salad with our dar cheese omelet w/ house salsa. special chipotle sauce

$7.79

$8.49

Neptuna SF Albacore Tuna mixed with our delicious Basil & Lime Dressing

Humina, Humina, Humina Our Homemade Hummus, Red Peppers, Feta Cheese

$7.49

VG

LV

VG

$6.29

To-To-Fu Cajun Marinated tofu cubes in our BBQ sauce sautéed with shredded carrots, onions, peppers & mushrooms garnished with a shredded cabbage leaf.

$5.99

Kind of like a pita; kind of like a sandwich. They’re the perfect size to enjoy with a soup.

The Amerituna Melt SF The Huh-huh-Hummus LV VG Albacore Tuna, Lettuce , Tomato, Onions Homemade hummus, feta cheese, olives, And, of course, American Cheese . and sliced yellow peppers over an open faced “flappy” nan bread. $4.99 The Burning Bubba Burger

$4.29

LV

VG

(add cheese for .69 cents, Swiss or American)

A spicy barbeque veggie burger with pickles, lettuce, tomato and our special sauce.

“I can’t call this a

Krabby Patty

SF

because I’ll get sued by the Spongebob people”-

Crab cake, lettuce, onions, and our special house mayo $5.89 $5.49 Fiesta Flappy LV VG Three-Bean spread, cheddar-jack cheese, jalapeños, onion & tomato over an open face flappy nan bread.

$4.29

Pronounced “gno-gnos,” like “lasagna.” If that didn’t help, never mind.

Just enjoy the “momento” (and the food). Ñoño means “lil brat” in the Cuban/Spanish lingo. Well, here are our own special little brats!

A Stuffed and grilled tortilla roll.

Be-a-Ñoño

LV

VG

Rice, refried & black beans, cheddar cheese, corn niblets, diced peppers and onions. Cheese is optional if you want it vegan

$4.49 El Niño Ñoño

LV

VG

Home-made hummus, rice, feta cheese, diced olives & peppers and shredded carrots Cheese is optional if you want it vegan

$4.49 Ñoño del Mar

SF

Deviled crab cake, rice, cheese, peppers, and grilled onions.

$5.49 Soy un Ñoño

LV

VG

Barbeque grilled tofu, rice, cheddar-jack cheese, diced peppers & mushrooms. Cheese is optional if you want it vegan

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Anaxagoras Spinach, onions, ricotta, mozzarella, spices LV

$9.29 Spinoza

Sautéed Mushrooms, Chevre Cheese, Spices. LV

$8.99 Shakyamuni

Indian-Style potatoes, veggies & spices with a touch of mango chutney. LV

$8.99 Thorough Thoreau

Crab cakes, onions, tartar sauce Amish Bleu Cheese. SF

$10.99 Kerouac

SF Jack Cheese Creole Seasoned Shrimp and Cheddar

$10.29

Panino means “samich” in Italian. Either that or it doesn't. Regardless… All our Panini are grilled to perfection and served on our artisan rosemary herb bread. If you haven’t been here in a while and don’t recognize anything, choose one of Chef Noo-noo‘s Panini. ...and yes, I know that Panino is the singular form of Panini…but Panini is more fun to rhyme VG

Pedro Perez Picked a Pesto Pepper Panini

Putini Panini

Homemade hummus, roasted veggies, diced olives grilled onions sprinkled with our house vinaigrette.

LV

A tangy pesto, olive chevre cheese and roasted red pepper spread.

$7.99

$5.49 LV

Pa-Noo-noo's Panini

LV

Sa-Brie-na’s Panini

Unique and delightful balsamic roasted vegetables with mild chevre cheese.

Imported Brie Cheese, Grilled Caramelized Onions and a touch of mango chutney

$6.99

$8.29

There's Tuna in Altoona, Pa-noo-na

SF

An incredibly savory mélange of albacore white tuna artichoke hearts, grilled tomatoes and grilled onions, adorned with Amish Farmer's Cheese.

$8.29

All served with our house salsa & sour cream except the Pizzadilla, of course. Napoleon’s Three Cheese “Dang Quesadila”

Albacore White Tuna and SF Finlandia Swiss Cheese with a touch of our home made lime basil sauce

LV

$5.99

$7.99

Cheddar, Swiss and American in case you were wondering! (Is that four cheeses or three? Gawd!)

Egg & Cheddar-Jack Cheese OVL with your choice of Mushrooms and/or Red Pepper or just have it plain...It’s all good.

Zesty Crab Cake and Cheddar Cheese What can I say? A touch of quesadilla class!

$5.99

$8.59

Portabella Mushrooms and Grilled Onions LV with Cheddar & Chevre Cheese

Seasoned Shrimp, Cheddar Jack Cheese SF & Mild Cajun Spices

$7.39

$7.99 Pizzadilla

SF

LV

Two tortillas filled with cheddar-jack cheese and your choice of a veggie (or not). Then we top it with mozzarella and marinara sauce and bake for to a melted perfection. Now Bigger, Cheesier, & Saucier!

$6.39 Stupid, but Unavoidable Disclaimer Moment This menu expires around July 1st 2008. I’ll try to not do anything radically stupid to the menu before then. Prices subject to change without notice. Availability of menu items varies from item to item and season to season. Good food takes a while to make. Please allow ample time when ordering for delivery or take-out. Please add .29 cent container charge per entrée for food take-out & delivery. Of course if you don’t want to pay the surcharge for take-out, you can always bring in your own containers. If you don’t have your own container and are still bitchin’ & moanin’ about a few pennies to help our “hurtin’” environment, I’ll try to dig up a styro container from the basement. Usually I would have something witty to say just about now...Nothing, nada, niente, merde...Oh well. I guess not all the pistons are firing today. These items are prepared in the same kitchen as items that contain nuts, wheat and seafood. If you have an allergy or sensitivity, please let your server know, and we’ll make sure to adapt your meal as best as we can. If you are allergic to everything, I highly recommend a bubble suit and distilled water. I do keep an epi-pen in the back for that one jackass that’s bound to be allergic to distilled water. Oy. The things I do for love… Tell your friends about us… We don’t really advertise. Word of mouth rules!

All Stir Fry Served Over a Delicious Bed of Rice. LV

Ipso Nutso

Assorted veggies in a spicy peanut sauce. Served with two Goat Cheese Nut Balls

SF because there’s a touch of fish in the Thai curry sauce, but Veg curry sauce also available

Curry in a Hurry

VG

(Feel free to substitute tofu.)

$10.99

SF

Fresh Spinach, Tofu, Assorted Asian Veggies, Thai Hot Peppers, with a hint of Coconut Milk. Quite spicy

$10.29 VG

Confucius Say What?

Assorted Asian veggies, Tofu & Exotic Mushrooms in a Soy-Ginger Sauce. Mild yet wild.

$10.29 Nina Mouskouri Yuri Shrimp Tandoori

SF

Cut me a break. There are not many words that rhyme with tandoori...

A yummy mix of marinated tandoori shrimp and mediterranean vegetables in a sauce that’ll have you saying, “I want more-i tandoor-i.” Quite spicy.

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The United Nations of Food Right Here In Good Old Danville

Also, see our Portabella Lugosi under the WRAP section and our Lugosi Salad under the SALAD section.

Stuffed Portabella Mushroom (one large or two small caps, depending on availability)

Served with a side salad and a Warm Pita.

Stuffed with your choice of: Parmesan Whipped Potatoes Cap $8.99 Creole Shrimp Salad Cap $10.99

Spinach & Feta Cheese Cap $9.49

LV

LV

Breaded Crab Cake & Cheddar Cap $11.99

SF

Chipotle Rubbed Shrimp Soft Taco

SF

Momo’s Marinated Shrimp Salad

A large flour tortillas filled with our spicy shrimp, rice, Garlic marinated shrimp over greens adorned with chick cheese and our own chipotle sauce. peas, artichoke hearts, peppers, onions, olives, feta cheese Served with a side salad and our tri-color Caribbean Slaw and tomatoes. Drizzled with our house balsamic dressing.

$11.29

$11.49

Kings & Peons King-Crab Cake and Breaded Shrimp with our home made Green Goddess dressing, served over greens, and adorned with tomatoes, artichokes, peppers & onions.

$11.49

Nina Mouskouri Yuri Shrimp Tandoori A yummy mix of marinated tandoori shrimp and Mediterranean vegetables in a sauce that’ll have you saying, “I want more-i tandoor-i.” Quite spicy.

$11.99 Thorough Thoreau Puffer Stuffer

A large tender puff pastry stuffed with Crab cakes, grilled onions, tartar sauce and Amish Bleu Cheese. Served with a side salad and dipping sauce .

$10.99 Don’t forget to check our Wrap, Salad, Mushroom, and Flappy sections for other fish and seafood selections that we didn’t have the space to include here.

The Friday Night Limited Special Dinner Almost every week our Chef designs a COMPLETE fish or seafood dinner that includes a salad, a side, the main dish, dessert with coffee or tea, and a fountain beverage.

Please ask us what the Special Dish is this week! These Prix Fixe meals are limited to the first 15 or so customers that request it. Often, customers reserve the dinners a few days before. If you’d like to reserve a dinner, please let us know as soon as you can.!

Favorites for the smaller appetite.

Grilled Cheese

1.99

On whole grain White or multi grain bread.

Mac & Cheese

1.79

Served with Crackers.

PB & J

1.59

On whole grain White or multi grain bread.

Steamed Veggies

1.09

Mixed Veggies du jour (no lima beans, we promise!)

Kid’s Quesadilla

2.49

Cheddar Jack Cheese melted to perfection inside a tortilla.

Kids Cup o’ Soup

1.99

A five (5) ounce serving. A perfect way to complete your meal

Lil’ Drinks Chocolate Milk

1.19

Regular Milk

.99

Really Good & Tasty, Premium

1.39

Kid’s Size Soda

.99

Orange Juice 8 oz

The BNB After-School Homework Club 3:30-5:30 PM Tuesday-Friday

Brews N Bytes is committed to progressive education, especially here in our area. This is why we welcome responsible middle and high school students to come by after school to study and discuss homework, regardless of whether they purchase or not. We are filled to the brim with books, art, musical instruments and even have WI-FI and a Computer Terminal* FREE for Educational Purposes! *We practice safe internet!

And yes, if the kids are hungry we always have...

SPECIALS and AFFORDABLE, HEALTHY MUNCHIES AVAILABLE!

Everybody in town claims to have the best coffee, but talk is cheap. The fact of the matter is that a better bean makes a better coffee. We use an nine (9) dollar a pound (at wholesale) bean for our espresso. We deal exclusively with small roasters that have a handle on quality control. I assure you folks, there is no one in this area prepared to spend eight bucks a pound per bean. They think that 3 or 4 dollars is good enough for you, John Q. Public. We believe that you deserve the best, not the mediocre. Don’t take me wrong. I’m not a coffee snob. If I’m on the road, I’ll go into a dunkin or starbux. No problem. But...there is only one place to go to for your coffee in the Central Susquehanna Valley:

Brews N Bytes...respecting your palate since 2003.

...for those who know the difference.

Soy milk please add .49 cents. Extra flavor shots .39 cents.

Coffee of the Day

World Class Mocha

Traditional American Brew

To Stay:

$1.59 includes a free refill. To Go:

12 oz. $1.29 16 oz. $1.49 20 oz $1.79

Our chocolate is Bellagio Belgian Dark. Our espresso is from Java & Yemen. Our milk is from Pennsylvania. Together they make for an intense coffee experience.

12 oz. $3.49 16 oz. $3.99 20 oz $4.39

Cuban Café con Latte

Cortadito

A long shot of espresso and frothed steamed milk.

aka Café con Leche aka Café Au Lait aka Latte. Call it what you may, at Brews N Bytes it is:

A perennial Cuban favorite.

6 oz $1.69

Great espresso and steamed milk to taste. 12 oz. $2.99 16 oz. $3.39 20 oz $3.89

Double Espresso

Cappuccino

Double Espresso

Have it “Cuban style” with the raw sugar already in it.

$1.69

Steamed milk, espresso to taste, and froth.

If you’d like a flavor, we recommend a FLAVORED LATTE (ask for it to be frothy!)

12 oz. $3.29 16 oz $3.69 20 oz $4.09

Flavored Latte

Lil’ Mexican Cafécito Steamed and frothy milk with a short shot of almond & cinnamon syrup and Mexican nescafe.

Steamed milk with your choice of flavored syrups, espresso, and frothed milk. 12 oz. $3.29 16 oz. $3.69 20 oz $4.09

8oz. $2.09 Flavors:

Availability is sometimes based on seasonal demand, so please double-check to make sure that we have that flavor. French Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Raspberry, Almond, Coconut, Banana, Mango, Strawberry, Irish Cream, Egg Nog, Pumpkin Pie, Gingerbread, Peppermint, Toasted Marshmallow, Crème de Menthe, Macadamia, Kahlua, Orange, Peach, Malibu Rum, Butter Rum, Cinnamon, Cassis (black currant), Cherry, Lime, Chili Lime. Sugar Free Syrups: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Almond, Caramel, Raspberry

What is a …?

Espresso- is a concentrated coffee beverage brewed by forcing very hot, but not boiling water under high pressure through coffee that has been ground to a consistency between extremely fine and powder. Cappuccino– Traditionally equal parts espresso, steamed milk and frothed milk. Café Latte-is traditionally single shot of espresso with steamed milk.

WE ALWAYS USE AT LEAST A DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO in our Caps & Lattes!

Herbal or Regular Tea Oy, the price of milk these day...

If you have been coming here for a while, you know that we, your friends at Brews N Bytes, haven’t raised our cocoa or latte prices in years, even though our cost has gone up significantly. Due to the sudden price spike in dairy products, I’ve had to tack on a few extra pennies so I don’t go broke. . I guess the COW union threatened to go on strike again. Sorry ‘bout that.

A mug of hot water and your choice of traditional and exotic teas from our basket.

$1.29

Chai is temporarily out of stock while we secure the best and the tastiest in the world! Please bear with us! Spiced Chai Tea Latte

Dude, we take our Chai seriously. It took us months of tasting and testing to find this special spicy blend.

12oz $3.29 16oz 3.79

20oz $4.19

Make your tea latte a SOY for only .49 cents more

Green Tea Matcha Latte or Caramel Rooibos Red Tea Latte

Both are exotic and sweet in their own special way. Try a different one each time. Iced or Warm. 12oz $3.29 16oz 3.79 20oz $4.19 Make your tea latte a SOY for only .49 cents more

Traditional Black Iced Tea

Coming Back Spring 2008!

Freshly Brewed Every Day. Unsweetened

$1.59

includes a refill or two!

12oz $3.09 16oz $3.59

20oz $3.99

Make your tea latte a SOY for only .49 cents more

Bellagio Hot Chocolate Truffle

Me Mexic xican xican Spiced Cocoa

This is the good stuff, my friends. Dark Belgian Chocolate with just the right sweetness. Nice and thick and frothy for those cold days and even some warm ones!

This traditional Mexican favorite is delicately laced with fragrant spices such as almond, cinnamon, and REAL vanilla. Add a pinch of pepper if you’d like!

Magilla Vanilla

White Chocolate Raspberry Steamer

Okay, just to clear this up for the younger generation...This is a play on the lovable cartoon character, Magilla Gorilla, from the 1960’s. I feel so old suddenly. Anyway…

French Vanilla and Crème of Banana with frothy warm milk make this a snowy day favorite of mine.

If you know anything about flavors, you know that raspberry and chocolate are a natural match. We take it one step further and use Ghirardelli White Chocolate and Premium Raspberry syrup to complete this sensuously delicious drink.

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In case you can’t read the weird print above:

The Return of Almost Every Specialty Coffee We’ve Ever Offered and then some... All are lovingly prepared with our excellent espresso and topped with whipped cream.

All Specialty Coffees $4.69 for 16 ounces of joy.

Maple Caramel Animal Ghirardelli Caramel and a splash of hazelnut syrup; a shot of espresso and frothed milk. Topped with whipped, Pure Maple syrup & Animal crackers.

Full Moon Mist Irish Crème and Vanilla Syrup with a long shot of espresso and steamed milk. Topped with whipped and creamy dinner mints.

Chocolate Cherry Blush Steamed milk laced with chocolate, Maraschino cherries and a double shot of espresso. With a cherry on top of course!

Lois’s Tropical Fruitcake Latte Coconut, Banana, Pineapple & Mango syrups, a splash of espresso and frothed milk. Topped with shredded Coconut and Banana Chips

S’mores Latte Marshmallow, chocolate, & Hazelnut syrup, espresso, and frothed milk. Topped with whipped, a marshmallow and graham cracker crumbles.

Good Night Kiss Steamed milk with double espresso, Irish Crème Syrup and a hint of Orange. Topped with whipped and served with a candy orange slice.

Razzle Dazzle Raspberry and Chocolate Syrup, a double shot of espresso. Topped with Whipped Cream, a drizzle of raspberry and Chocolate Sprinkles.

Yin & Yang Steamed milk with a double espresso, French Vanilla & Chocolate syrup. Topped with whipped cream and mini chocolate chips.

Mocha Monk Bellagio Spiced Mexican Cocoa with a double shot of espresso & almond syrup. Topped with whipped cream and a dash of cinnamon.

When in Cuba… Banana, Coconut, & Malibu Rum Syrup, a shot of espresso and frothed milk . Topped with whipped and banana chips.

Snickers, Kicks, & Giggles Chocolate, Caramel, Hazelnut, Macadamia, espresso, and frothed milk. Topped (side?) with a mini-chocolate bar.

Yummy Dirty Toasted Banana Banana, Ghirardelli White Chocolate, Vanilla & Hazelnut Syrups, a short shot of espresso and frothed milk. Topped with a banana chip or two.

Chocolate Orange Slice Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate meets orange and hazelnut. A shot of espresso, frothed milk and whipped finish off this yummy concoction. Served with a candy orange slice.

Caramelo Dream Steamed milk with a double espresso shot laced with caramel and chocolate syrup. Topped with whipped and graham cracker crumbles

Grandma’s Cuban Egg Nog Latte Egg Nog & Malibu rum with a touch of gingerbread, A shot of Cuban espresso & frothy milk. Topped with whipped and animal crackers.

White Chocolate Candy Cane Mocha White Chocolate & Peppermint syrup, espresso, frothy milk & whipped caramel drizzle. Topped with a mini-candy cane. What else?

You’re The Boss Your turn to be inventive. Pick up to two shots of flavored syrups, add espresso and steamed/frothed milk to your imagination! Choose your topping too! Toppings: Caramel, chocolate chips, marshmallow, maraschino cherries, cinnamon, chocolate & rainbow sprinkles, whipped cream, animal crackers, coconut flakes, graham cracker crumbles.

Cold Stuff To Drink

Fountain Drinks & Iced Tea

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mountain Dew, Unsweetened Iced Tea

$1.59

(includes a FREE REFILL!)

On The Exotic Side of Soda Pop Check on availability because they go fast!

$1.69 Ironbeer

Tastes like a cola with tropical crème.

Jupiña

Pineapple soda with a twang.

Materva

Bubbly South American Herbal Tea Ale.

Coco Rico

Like a cool mix of coconut water and sprite

Ginseng Up

A tasty and different herbal bubbly brew.

Reed’s Extra Spicy Ginger Beer

This one has a bite! Perfect for the ginger aficionado. ———————————————————————————— Available again in the Springtime. Don’t cry. In the meantime, have another something. Thanx. ———————————————————————————-

New York Style Black & White Egg Cream No cream. No eggs. Go figure. Just great Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate and French Vanilla syrup, a splash of milk and seltzer water. A childhood favorite of mine.

$1.99

20 oz.

Ita Itali lian lianan-Style Sodas

Your favorite syrup flavors in bubbly soda water. Tons of Flavors! Be Creative!

$1.69

20 oz

Syrup Flavors: Check on availability please! French Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Raspberry, Almond, Coconut, Banana, Mango, Strawberry, Irish Cream, Egg Nog, Pumpkin Pie, Gingerbread, Peppermint, Toasted Marshmallow, Crème de Menthe, Macadamia, Kahlua, Orange, Peach, Malibu Rum, Butter Rum, Cinnamon, Cassis (black currant), Blueberry, Cherry, Chili Lime. Sugar Free Syrups: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Almond, Caramel, Raspberry , Hazelnut, Cherry, Macadamia Nut

Premium Orange Juice Believe me, we moved here from Florida and next to fresh-squeezed, our Florida OJ is one of the best you can get.. NOT from Concentrate!

8 ounce serving- $1.39

16 ounce serving- $2.19

San Pellegrino

Sparkling Mineral Water

Great Tasting and lovely bubbles.

750 ml. Bottle (Serves 2) $2.89

All our smoothies are nice large 20 ounce servings . We Use Real Milk, not water like our competitors... Please check on seasonal availability of flavors!

Mango Peach Lassi A smooth peach yogurt, mango juice and rose water smoothie. $4.39 Iced Chai Latte Cool, spicy and exotically smooth.

Temporarily out of stock. Sorry! $4.29

Soy Una Banana Smoothie made with soy milk (or Apple Juice), Bananas, Strawberries (or blueberries) and organic sugar. $4.69

Soy Una Piñata Smoothie made with soy milk (or Apple Juice), Bananas, Pineapple and organic sugar $4.69

Other Unique Smoothie Flavors Almond, Green Tea Matcha, Taro, Coconut, Orange Creamsicle & Cotton Candy Topped with whipped cream!

$4.29

Coffee Smoothies aka Iced Lattes

We can even throw in an espresso shot for you at no extra cost!

Mocha, No-Sugar Mocha, Dark Mocha, Cookies & Cream, Chocolate Peanut Butter Topped with whipped cream!

$4.29

Music & Art Initiative

What distinguishes us from the rest of the competition (what competition?) is our commitment to Music & Art in and around Danville. Brews N Bytes is a place where the arts and the patrons of the arts come together. I do it because I was once an aspiring artist too. Don’t be misled by this face. I live for the rhythm of the arts. If you play or have a special talent, talk to me for bookings. Open Mic is perpetual so pick up an instrument and play if you want!

Brews N Bytes Doodling Page. Please, doodle away. Nothing too adult-graphic please, there are kids that read these. Otherwise, have Freudian free-for-all. You don’t even have to stay inside the lines. Plus, if you break your crayon, we’ll getcha another one. Brews N Bytes ...best place ever . We Deliver! We Cater! We Have Gift Certificates & Gift Baskets! We Love Ya! Testing 1.2.3. Does anybody really read this? If you do, THANX!

Did you know that we’ll gladly open for your morning meetings as early as you need us? Yep. And we also offer Yoga Classes, interesting workshops and Special Guest Speakers! Sign up for our email and never miss another event!!

Brews N Bytes Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes Thanx to About.com

Here are some of my favorites. If you have a new one, just scribble it in a blank spot.

Brews N Bytes ...Bastion of Music, Arts & Free Speech. That, and great food too.

John McCain "There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods today." —prior to visiting a Baghdad market while being flanked by 22 soldiers, 10 armored Humvees, and two Apache attack helicopters

Barack Obama "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people Hilary Clinton "God bless the America we are trying to create." Rudy Giuliani "I'm probably one of the four or five best known Americans in the world." --while visiting Britain Fred Thompson "I'm afraid that the Soviet Union and China are not ever going to do anything that's going to hurt them that badly but we need to ratchet those up if at all possible." --on how he would deal with Russia

Mit Romney "Hugo Chavez has tried to steal an inspiring phrase 'Patria o muerte, venceremos.' It does not belong to him. It belongs to a free Cuba." --invoking a phrase that translates to "Fatherland or death, we shall overcome," which Fidel Castro has used to close his speeches for years, and which is associated with Cuban oppression

George W. "My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

Dick Cheney "There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of the whole Katrina exercise." --Sept. 10, 2005 I could go on and on folks, but my head would explode from all the crap fed into it by all political aspirants and “parties.” Left, Right, Center, Up, Down, Green ,Yellow, Red, Blue… Crap is crap. I’ll stop now. I don’t feel like stroking today. For goodness sake, use your brain and heart for this next election, not the brain and heart as described by the biased “talk show pundit scumbags.”

We haven’t really advertised in about 2 1/2 years. Why? Because you tell your friends, you bring in your friends, you become our friends.. We choose to put our money into local charities, benefit concerts, arts, music and beautification (not personal, obviously).

Brews N Bytes

Flags of the Brews N Bytes World Thanx to Wikipedia for the smart and fast info

Amish Star

What the heck? I know absolutely nothing about this design. If you have any pertinent facts about this design, help a brother out and let me know. The Big Three Latin Caribbean Islands. Our family is in one way or another from these islands. I had a bunch of Latin jokes to put in here but my wife begged me not to do it., instead I give you flag trivia…bo-rrr-ing

Cuban Flag

Cuba- Two white stripes symbolizing the purity of the patriotic cause. The red triangle stands for the blood shed to free the nation, which is placed where the star is, symbolizing the sky turned red from the blood shed in battle. Gave us a great backdrop for Godfather 2. Cuban salsa music is also called “charanga” and is distinguished from Puerto Rican salsa because of the use of violin and flute.

Puerto Rican Flag

Puerto Rico-The three red stripes represent the blood from the brave warriors. The two white stripes represent the victory and peace that they would have after gaining independence. The white star represented the island of Puerto Rico. The blue represents the sky and blue coastal waters. The triangle represents the three branches of government. Salsa is great to dance to also, but I’m skewed towards Cuban charanga. Sorry. Either way I can’t dance.

Brews N Bytes ...Bastion of Music, Arts & Free Speech. That, and great food too.

Dominican Republic-The cross stands for the Catholic faith, the blue represents the color of Dominican liberty and the red symbolizes blood . This is the island that Meregue came from (not to be confused with meringue. That’s a pie term). The dance consists of a bunch of side to side foot shuffling and hip swaying Flag that my personal pelvis wasn’t designed for. My wife dances a mean merengue. I used to take her dancing...Yeah, I remember that day...

Danish Flag

The cross design of the Danish flag was subsequently adopted by the other Nordic countries: Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Iceland. Great Brie cheese and clogs.

Cincin- This is about our chili, y’all. I don’t really follow sports that much, if at all. I was never an natti Reds athlete, even though I know my Adonis-like physique says otherwise. If I ever had athlete’s foot, my first reaction would be, “That’s not my foot.” (Mitch Hedberg) Flag Spanish Flag

The Motherland, per se, of all things Latino. Land of Picasso, Dali, Great Independent films. Oh, and how could we forget the Spanish Inquisition, when all Perez’s were made to convert to Christianity from Judaism or die at the stake. Nice people in the past century or so, though. A lot less imperialistic since getting their butts busted in 1898 by the U.S. .

Thai Flag

The three colours red-white-blue stand for nation-religion-king, an unofficial motto of Thailand. Once known as Siam. Yes, where sacred temple “Siamese” cats originated from. Tasty and very hot peppers, lemongrass, and coconut milk are three of the Thai ingredients we use here at BNB.

Greek Flag

From the land that gave us Aristotle, the Parthenon and naked wrestling. Two out of three ain’t bad. According to popular tradition, the nine stripes represent the nine syllables of the phrase "Ελευθερία ή Θάνατος" ("Freedom or Death"). There is also a different theory, that the nine stripes symbolize the nine Muses, the goddesses of art and civilization

Middle Eastern Flag

Let’s face it, whether you are a Jew, a Gentile, or a Muslim, everyone in the Middle East enjoys similar foods. Perhaps we can sit and have a nosh over some pita, grape leaves and falafel? Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself.

Indian Flag

In the centre, there is a navy blue wheel with twenty-four spokes, known as the Ashoka Chakra, taken from the Lion Capital of Asoka erected atop Ashoka pillar at Sarnath. Look up Ashoka when you get home. Very interesting… India is a land of much culinary, religious, and social diversity. It is also the most populous capitalist country in the world.

There are many more flags represented in our menu, but alas, the page is finished, and I must get back to the food...Hope you liked it!