Slumdog Millionaire

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE: As it is from Danny Boyles’s Camera. Hi, I am Canny Boyle explaining you the work of my brother Danny Boyle. Because it requires a gora to make a film about India and one more gora to explain that to Indians. The whole Indian media has totally misrepresented the work of Danny. Brits would call it a biggest media scam. What is being made (rags to riches, destiny, love ever wins) is all BAKVAS. These slides will give you a first sight of this film from Danny Boyle’s perspective. I know Danny and understand his mind no body at least in India does. See what a big impressive camera and look how minutely Danny looks every detail in the camera. A smart fellow, will not miss the tiniest detail from big piles of garbage from India.

By Canny Boyle, Guest writer

What is meant by SLUMDOG 1. The film starts with a gaali in Hindi (mother fucker). I will not put Hindi word otherwise it will be derogatory. Indians; call them anything in English, it is respectable. Call them harijan (God’s person) it is derogatory. Call them slumdog it is respectable. 2. Indian media personalities fluent in English will explain you. This is just a hybrid of slum and underdog. An ordinary man not wanting to show his poor English will readily buy it. Why you did not tell me earlier? 3. Slumdog is an impressive word. Slumboy as was suggested by slum dweller unions would have diluted the whole film. 4. The meaning of Millionaire is explained in the last silde. But before that you go through Danny’s camera.

Let us start the movie with police torture Indian Police electroluting a participant of Kaun Banega Crorepati

Nothing but the host of the KBC puts him in jail that too between 2 shows

Underdog (Dalit) tortured and called slumdog in front of Dr. Ambedkar

Police torture then Chase kids Slum kids chased by police

But Danny’s camera is looking somewhere else

Mumbai: Danny can see everything no Indian authorites can ever see.

Has Amitabh Bachchan a right to be unhappy? Amitabh’s photo out of a pit of shit in which the boy dived

Amitabh Giving autograph to the kid covered by shit

Warriors of freedom of expression?

Amitabh has no right to express. Only the above people have freedom of expression. Above 3 pictures are only representative. Actually Danny plans toilets for most Indian journalists.

Even the teachers torturing Slum Teacher beating the slumboy with a book called Three musketeer

Question 2. National Emblem of India A. Satya Mev Jayate C. …

B. Jhooth Mev Jayate

Question 3. God Rama

Question 3. God Rama  Roits Man Burning

Police playing cards

Answer 3. Rama hold bow in right hand Rama holding bow in right hand blessing with left hand

In real, Rama holds bow in left hand and blesses with right hand. Indians have very poor observation. But, it will be utter foolish to think that Danny also did not know it. The color of Danny’s Rama is too dark as Danny is horrified by dark blue.

But why a mini Rama ….. You don’t know? He is Rama Lala (Child Rama): On deserted by VHP now Danny is paying him Rs. 50 per day.

Did not Danny fear these people ….. RSS, VHP and Bajrang Dal. Too much has been made out of these now seemingly defunct organizations. O Indians don’t go by your scamster media. Danny knows these following people are actually sleeping.

They will do nothing to save Rama Lala. Did Danny knew it in advance?

He also does not fear Aamchi Mumbai walas….. All types of Senas which do nothing to remove freely available sets for slumdog movie. They did not allow film ‘fire’. Surprisingly they did not throw a single stone on Slumdog poster. Danny is smart, took care of everybody.

There is one more Sena called Rama Sene of Pramod Muthalik, the guy Indian media paid weeks of attention as if no other work left. A small corner of my slide dedicated to him.

Slum-life moves on:

And that Eye burning Scene (preparation):

Oil being heated to be poured in kid’s eye

Climax of Eye burning Scene:

Above Oil being being poured in kid’s eye. Below the other child vomitting

Are such things really happening in India ?: A British citizen has sent a letter to Prime Minister of India asking this question. Why no Indian asked this question to the ones whom they vote? They ask the question to themselves. Is my child safe? Yes. Then why bother? After all it is just a movie. WELL, DANNY HAS GIVEN ANSWER. IF YOUR FOREIGNER FRIEND ASKS THIS TO YOU  SAY SURDAS

Or You can try asking them:

Former PM. Resting

Present PM: Recovering

PM to be waiting.

Their agenda: Open a PM office at AIIMS (hospital). There are many more PMs in waiting running around.. Panwar, Mulayam, Mayawati. The slumdog does not hurt even Mayavati.

Ask UPA Government: All (oscars) achievements are due to the all inclusive and conducive atmosphere created by UPA Government. Self congratulatory. Did they actually contributed to the achievement ? Did you notice that the piles of garbage in the film were bigger than the ones you see everyday? Did the Government agencies not clear the garbage till the film was finished just to help Danny? Is that the conducive atmosphere UPA is referring to. In any other country it would be a matter of probe from where so much garbage came.

Indians are anyway cruel: A sikh throwing away the slumboys from moving train.

Danny also shows good people in India - An American couple at Taj

Guess what are the pictures at left. The boy sees Hindus bad, Muslims bad, Sikhs bad. Christianity is the solution. This is what Danny telling perhaps. It is his movie after all. Media people have no right to distort his message by interpreting it with a secular glass.

Danny will leave for Mumbai but after capturing the images at TAJ

Danny flying over Mumbai: Let him take some snaps before getting down.

And some after getting down. He will not miss any chance

See the observation power of Danny. A Bisleri bottle being filled by tap.

And than sealed. An Indian said, “I did not notice it even after seeing the film twice.” That’s why Danny is the king and you are slumdogs.

Why the slumboys return to Mumbai at the age of 12-13 They could have returned after fully grown up ?

That is explained better in next slide

Forced prostitution at Minor age.

He has to show a minor Latika in forced prostitution. If he shows it after Latika fully grows up what will be the fun in that. Look at her size exactly what Danny wanted.

Jamaal’s love running away with Salim with all the money: Is this jammal-Latika love story ?

You can not blame Danny for that. Danny himself discovered that he made a love story of Jamaal and Latika after he read Indian news papers.

Latika going to sleep with Salim. Jamaal looks on. Indians again ignored it. How much they can ignore?

Call Centers and Idiot call center walas:

Jamaal watches TV for time pass

Look the screen. None of the answers is Rama’s bridge which Indians claim. Indians do not worry as it was asked to somebody else. But I tell you that Danny did not put this screen for time pass. There are so many intelligent in India. Did they understand it ? They will not. That’s why they are slumdogs before a clever Danny.

Development in India Jamaal says this is the place where our shanty was. All Indians became happy ? Indian development is recognized.

Salim says the buildings belong to richmen who are gangsters. Salim works for one of them.

Latika as keep of richman.

The richman (gangster) watching Cricket

What Indians eat: What is put on the bread ? Shit calls the richman.

Danny never miss chance to take close up of Indian food.

Sachin getting out:

Sachin failed. So what if he has made many centuries. Danny will show him getting out. After all it is Danny’s movie.

Protestors: Two few to wake 1 billion people up

Too few signatures on Online petitions: 1. “Protest against Tax free status to slumdog millionaire” http://www.petitiononline.com/slumd/petition.html

2. “Slumdog Millionaire: An Indian View Point” http://www.petitiononline.com/slumdog/petition.html

Final song: Jai Ho: This is the end of movie. With a pleasing poster of Rama and Sita. Oh! Rama carrying a bow at left and blessing with right. Danny is too too smart. This poster is not by chance appearing there. He is giving you a clue that his Rama Lala mistake was done purposely. Anyway Danny wants that you sing the song Jai Ho and go home in happy mood. He wishes that you do not try to improve India. His film should be as real even after 100 years.

OSCAR: Every creation has local support:

Oscars Winners:

Gulzar says, if poverty gives you award then show it. After all it is your poverty. Big mouth. Actually Danny got them awards. Has any Indian film wala has guts to go to any other country and do what Danny done here.

Look who is at Oscars: Heidi Klum :

Heidi klum the lady who wore Kaali on Halloween. She loves black and blue like Danny.

A POSITIVE VIEW OF SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE 1. Many will think that the slides give a negative view. 2. If you see the film from Indian media’s eyes than the film looks positive. But it is farce. Indian media’s eyes are a sure negative. And two negatives make a positive: (-slumdog)*(-media) = (+slumdog) 3. Do justice with Danny Boyle. Take it as the way it is presented. The film is negative. Don’t distort it by taking positive out of negative.

MEANING OF SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE The word slumdog is explained earlier. Why Millionaire is added? It is Rag to Rich story. BAKVAS band kar. Danny was irked by many Indians appearing in Fords list of Billionaires. And he wanted to show the reality. What it means that: Indians are actually slumdogs some of them became millionaire not because they are genius but by chance.