WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
PENTIUM Produces Errorneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Mathematics MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Sieze Industry Control DEC
Do Expect Cuts
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too MACINTOSH Most Application Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs WWW World Wide Wait AMIGA LISP
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed RISC Reduced Into Silly Code IBM
I Blame Microsoft