Pravda An Alien Joke

PRAVDA AN ALLEGORICAL NEWSPAPER OF THE SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF AMERICA PUBLISHED IN WIDEMOUNT PENNSYLVANIA EDITOR ANTHONY J. FEJFAR B.A., J.D., ESQ., COIF © Copyright 2009 by Anthony J. Fejfar An Alien Joke. This is an officially authorized joke. A Gray Alien is a Space Suite came into the saloon in Yankton, Dakota Territory in 1859. The Bartender asked the Alien if he wanted a drink. The Alien said no, that he was looking for the Czech humorist Anton Fejfar. The Bartender said, “I’ve heard of Anton Fejfar, he comes in every once in awhile and has a drink. Say, if you don’t want a drink, how about a game of strip poker?” The Alien said, “Sure,” and they both sat down at a table in the saloon. The Bartender, Anton Fejfar, puts his Stetson Cowboy Hat on table and then asked the Alien to put his space helmet on the table. The Alien did so, and died immediately. The Bartender, Anton Fejfar, then said to the dead Alien, “I guess you lost the game, I suppose I’ll have to put your helmet an Space Suit in the Yankton Pioneer museum, maybe they will give me Ten Dollars for it, I heard there is a Pole working there this week.” And so he did.