My Cell Sms

1. Love is Great Teacher lover is Great time eater Wife is life Watcher But friends are Heart catchers 2. Sacrifice is Greater than love. Character is Greater than beauty! Humanity is Greater than wealth! But nothing is Greater than a pure friend like u. 3. Help ever Hurt never Lover ever Hate never Give ever Expect never Smile ever cry never Messege me ever but forget me never & be happy forever and ever 4. Smile u make to way different some in Gudnight say to wanted only I but irritating very it find may U...... Confused.....????? Read it from the end 5. fingers 10 planets 9 corners 8 wonders 7 senses 6 oceans 5 Options 4 Seasons 3 Eyes 2 But a Wonderful person only 1 & U know thats me....? 6. did i do anything wrong? Then y r u avoiding Me? Atleast Remember Me once a week It's really Hurting Me with Love,

Urs, Tooth Brush 7.B.tech chadivite engineer ayi potav, MBBS chadivite doctor ayi potav LAW chadivite Layer ayi potav, ela waste SMSlu chaduvutoo pote PANIKI RAAKUNDA POTAV 8.Whoz a friend? a push when you stopped a touch when u r lost a word when u r quiet a smile when u r sad a shoulder when u r cry and, slap when u dont sms.. 9.U are so "vichitra" i can't draw ur "chitra" But i likr ur "charitra" Ur heart is so "pavitra" That is why u r my best "mitra". 10. friend is not an exam to pass/fail. It's not a competation to win/loss. It's a feeling in which u care for someone more than urself. 11. I till remember that i sent a sms to u saying SENDER IS COOL AND READER IS FOOL u got angry and replied SENDER IS FOOL AND READER IS COOL 12. Few month to finish sweeth college days.... friends heart cry as they depart.. lover cry but will find another place to meet.... lover of some which has not been revealed to each other stay unrevealed... class remain empty... These Colorful days will not come back but will bring a tear and joy when we think about it. HAPPY FINAL YEAR BUDDIES..... Enjoy this year lot safely...

love u BUDDIES out there 13. Velugu leni Vennalela? kalalu leni kanulela? Devudu leni kovelela? Pranam leni Jevamela? Ne sneham leni Nenela? Na msg leni ne dokku cell ela 14. Parichayam ane "vittananiki" abhimanam ane "Neeru" Poste adi nammakam ane "Mokkaga" yedugutundi daniki pusina andamaina puvve nee "SNEHAM". 15. When u feel lonely PRESS - 94 if u miss me Press-41 want a smile PRESS - 812 need encouragement PRESS - 441 PRESS them all together U can hear my voice..... 16. Who are we? Hindu? OR Musilm? No... we are INDIANS. When there's 'Ali' in Diw-ali 'Ram' in Ram-zan. Then why two religions. 17. B4 givin up a difficult task, imagine it

accomplished by some 1 u voilently hate 18. Life Means Missing one and Facing Unexpected one. When U r near, No One Remembers U... but.... When U r far No One Forgets U, That's life... 19. GOOD NIGHT means "G"o-to-bed "O"ff-d-lite "O"ut-of-tension "D"reams-com "N"ice-sleep "I"gnore-worries "G"et-up-early "H"ave-nice thought "T"hank-god 20. Na Nice friend ki Nice mrng Na Sweetfrnd ki Sweet Mrng Na Lovingfrnd ki loving mrng Na Heartlyfrnd ki Heartly mrng Na Goodfrnd ki GOODMorning 21. Pocket lo Moblie, Mobile lo sim, SIM lo balance unte saripodu inbox lo SHASHANKA msg kuda undali Appudey keka... anduke pampa., teesuko.., pandaga chesuko., 22. ADVANCED

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!'''''-, ! () | ASARA !,,,,-' SUBAKANKSHALU. 23. |'''''''| |'''''''| | | ./\. | | | |,,/ \,,| SHING YOU |,,,,,,,/\,,,,,,,,,,,,,| ADVANCE |''''''| |'''''''| | |___| | | APPY | |'''''''''| | |,,,,,| |,,,,,| VIJAYADASAMI 24. V ijayam J ayam A bhayam Y bhavam A ishwarayam D hanam A arogyam S neham A drustam M amakaram I kyamatyam iivvalani korutuu. Happy Dasara in adv. 25. Let's share the world. A sea 4 U & waves 4 me The sky is 4 U & stars 4 me The sun is 4 u & The lite is 4 me Every thing 4

u

& ur friendship 4 me 26. B4 3 days, B4 72 Hours, B4 4320 MINs, B4 25920 sec, B4 15552000 MINIsec. I am first one wishing ("U") "Happy Dasara" 27. Celebrations means... A winter evening Four friends, One Rain, Four glasses of Tea. Celebrations means... Hundred bucks of petrol, A rusty old bike, and an open road. Celebrations means... Gobi noodles, A Hotel room, 6.25 p.m, Celebrations means... 3 old friends, 3 old cities, 1 internet messenger. Celebrations means... Rain on got tin roof, pakodas deep-frying, neighbour dropping in, A party... Celebrations means...Frnds!!! 28. What wrong with ur cell

I tried calling lot of times Every time when i dial your number It says-The subscriber you are calling is in your "heart" 29. Friend us... F--> Fire of confidence, R--> River of Affection I--> Idea of Life E--> End of sarrows N--> Name of Trust D--> Depth of heart.! 30. If earth smiles,It is Earthquake. If ocean smiles,It is Tsunami. If u smile,It is like a flower bloom. If ur moblie smiles, It's my SMS.... 31. Sometimes hurt is needed 2 make u grow, Failure is needed to make u know, Loss is needed 2 make u gain, coz some lessons r best when learned thru pain...

32. khastam vachina . , Dukham vachina , , Anandam vachina., Naa tho panchuko...! Endukante naku.. , . . . . . . . Incoming free.. free..! free. 33. Beautiful friends & thoughts r rare 2 find, but, I m luck 2 find such a beautiful friend wose thoughts always fill my mind. 34. Msg ledu phone ledu mis cal ledu naaku tension ga vundi emaidi neeku? Zoo vallaki malli dorikipoyava enti? Leda aithy oka manchi sms chey 35. Heart attack ante ento telusa? Oka andamaina

ammayi ninnu chooste nee blood heat avtundi. Ame navvithe ne Bp raise actundi. Ame ninnu choosi daggaraku vaste ne heart beat raise avutundi Moham veligipotundi, Naaluka tadasipotundi. Aame tana andamina lips open chesi ANNA..! E love letter nee friend 'MADHU'.ki ivvava..! Ani annappudu ne heart lo DAMM! ani sound vastundi That is 'Heart ATTACK'.. 36. Modern, Obedient, Neat, kind, Excellent, Young... thats me... Dont feel sad... ur name is also there. Read 1st letter of each word... 37. Lv is beautiful... bcoz its a feeling controlled by heart. But friendship is very beautiful bcoz its a feeling that controls the heart. 38.

2 lavangalu 5gm jilakara 3 endumirchi 2spns salt 4spns oil 1cup water inka konchem masala pwder Em chestunnano cheppu? Ninnu "yedavani chesthunna" 39. Teacher asked students, who al want 2 go 2 heaven? Al rise der hands exept sardarji teach asked him y? He said my mom told me 2 cum home directly after school 40. in life when u get troubles,don't get nerverse just close ur eyes & fallow ur heart. because ur heart may be in left .. but it is always right. 41. 7 color make rainbow 7 swaras make music 7 days make week 7 steps make marriage 7 continents make world & 7 beautiful letter make *'f' 'r' 'i' 'e' 'n' 'd' 's'* 42. if a drop of water falls into the lake, it has no identity, but if it falls into the rose, it will shine. so select a place

where can shine 43. fishermen love me doctors hate me, kids want to eat me i am a 13 letter word. hint: -h-t---i--me-, 44. alone i can say, but together we can shout. alone i can smile, but together we can laugh. alone i can enjoy, but together we can celebrate. thats the beauity of friends. 45. something in ur smile speaks to me, somethink in your voice sings to me something in your eyes say to me that ur are the dearest friend to me 46. 2 beatiful lines... "V meet to creat memories & we depart to preserve them" "to meet and depart is way of life , 2 depart and meet is hope of life" 47. when u win, i'LL proudly tell the world, Hey! that's my friend!, but when u loose,i will sit by ur side, hold ur hand n say "Hey iam ur friend" 48. who said english is easy can u fill the fallowing 3 blanks with yes or no? 1.___ i don't have a Brain 2.___ i don't have a sense 3.___ iam a fool...1! 49. 9 looks=1 smile, 9 smiles=1 meeting, 9 meetings=1 phone, 9 phones=1 proposal, 9 proposals=1 marrige,

and 1 marriage makes 99999 problems guess whose so "BEWARE OF LOOKS" 50. a scientist was doing an experiment . he removed a man's brain and went to rest. when he came back the man was missing, the scientist began searching, after some years he meet the man in a bus stop. then the scientist asked 'what were u doing all tis time with out brain. he replied i am working as a staff in engg college. 51. professor said...if any boy goes to boys hostel, Rs 100 fine for fist time, Rs 200 for 2nd time, Rs 500 fine for 3rd time, one boy asked "how much for monthly pass?" 52. LIFE means L:love I: incidents F:friends E:emotions if 'F' misses in LIFE then it become LIE so don't forget friends 53. every every every every

tear is sign of commitment silence is sign of compromise smile is sign of attachment sms is sign of rememberance

54. I'm a 7 letter city my 234 letter is a bird 61 is cool 1274 is a part of face. 4713 is a way to say nice 4=5 55. i'm a 5 letter word iam a talent in you. if u removethe 1st

letter i'm dead, if u remove two letter iam sick who i'm. 56. iTnAW T2UL i THpin boop YA2 ll3W q33l2 bnA l2mA3rb T33W2 CONFUSED....!!!!! keep ur phone in front of mirror and try to read 57. sneham anedi oka baavam baa vam anedi oka praanam praanam anedi oka jeevam jeevam anedi oka roopam Aa rupaniki pratirupam *mana sneham* 58. "life is nothing when we get everything" but,life is every thing when we miss everything" value of people wil b realized in their absence only... 59. Ba(G)piper R(O)yal stay Sc(O)rch Gu(D)umba Bra(N)di Wh(I)sky Kin(G)fisher (H)aywards Vo(T)ca have a kickful night 60. Friendship doesn't need everyday conversation, doesn't always need togetherness. As long as relationship is kept in heart FRIENDS NEVER GO APART 61. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.... indulo 1 missing.kanukko? 2 times shduvu chustunnava? siggu ledu... ABCD lo 1 eta vastudi? 62. R u feeling bored? wondering, what to do? okey open ur zip, enter ur hands in between ur zip... Take out ur.....

book from ur bag & study.. 63. Today is suday... Forward dis To 7 frnds.. withiN 7days you'll get another suday belive me. its working it worked last week.. 64. May u smile likesunny rays & leave ur worries at the blue blue bay. 65. (G)rape (O)range sapp(O)ta (D)ates (M)ango p(O)megranate st(R)aberry watermelo(N) p(I)neapple ba(N)ana (G)uava have a fruitful day 66. Manasulu alasina vela..... Mounam daruchere vela... challani chandruni nedalo.... Teepi gnapakala odilo... Nidurapo nesthama.... good night... 67. Salesmen:which soap u use? Sardar:BABA soap,BABA paste,BABA brush,BABA shampoo. Salesmen:Is BABA an international company? Sardar:No BABA is my room mate. 68. Friendship is not about finding d rite person, but creating d rite relationship.. its not how much v care in d begining, but how much v care til d end... 69. Once a fisherman got very early in the morning. since it was very dark,

he decided to waste time. He found a stack full of little pebbles. he began tosing them into the river high and far. Atlast when he had only one pebble left, The sun rose, He saw the pebble, he was holdingand it was a diamond. He then realised that , he had just thrown a sackful of diamonds. Moral:NEVER GETUP EARLY in the MORNING. 70. I may not b the "Perfect friend " that u'r looking for,Not even the "BEST" among others, But i'm a friend who always wants 2 c u happy... 71. Girls ate 70% Beauty... 75%Sweety.. 85% Naughty...90%Cute...100%Lovely... Totally...70+75+85+90+100=420... Girls are PAKKA 420 be carefull... 72. B confident B +ve in ur B simple in sucess will

in ur Aim, B sincere in ur Luv, feels, B smile in ur pblms, ur life, B creative in ur thoughts, b ur's

73. A machine was invented 2 catch thieves. In UK, It caught 50thives in 30min spain:It caught 110 thieves In INDIA as usual: In 15min machine was stolen. 74. Every Every Every Every

tears is a sign of commitment. silence is a sign of compromise. smile is a sign of attachment. SMS is sign of rememberance.

75. The full form of AMMA A(Annivelala) M(Managurinchi) M(Manasulo) A(Alochinchedi) make ur mother live long life. 76. Every friend can say "I CAN UNDERSTAND UR FEELINGS" but only true friend say "I CAN FEEL UR FEELINGS" be my true friend always 77. Im a Frnd like paper. U can write ur feelings, scrible ur anger i can absorbe urtears, dnt throw me after use, coz when u feel cold,

burn me and feel warm 78. Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us 1 day more 2 hope, 79. #include<sweetdreams.h> void bed() { char you; { if(you==sleeping) printf("sorry for the disturbance"); else printf("good night"); } } 80. HEART SAID TO EYES DONT SEA GIRLS, BECUASE U R SEEING AND I AM SUFFERING... EYES SAID TO HEART DONT LOVE GIRLS, BECAUSE U FEELING AND IAM CRYING... 81. Love the people who love because they like something in you "Develop it".. Love the people who hate you because they hate something in u "Change it".. 82. "The best brains of a nation may be found at the last bench of the class rooms"-Abdul kalam 83. Good friendship means... 2 help without 'Hesitation', 2 give without 'Expectation', 2 love without 'Limitation' & 2remember even without 'communication'. 84. As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hopes, tomorrow awaits. as long as wehave friendship, each day is never a waste. 85. Four facts to live a better life: Never say sorry to one who likes u. never say bye to one who need u. Never blame the one who really trusted u, & never forget the one who always remembers 86. Life is cricket dont loose ur wicket try to get century never forget ur boundary even if ur run out never became mood out

87. a very original GUd night bewhare of cheap and duplicate wishs in the market 88. 'G'od 'O'ffer us 'O'utstanding 'D'evotion to 'M'ake us 'O'bedient and 'R'eady for 'N'ew day to 'I'nitiate 'N'ew aim for the 'G'lory of life. 89. Loveless life is a fruitless tree but friendless life is a rootless tree 90. person can die, but not memories moods can change,but not mentality creations can change, not creativity friends can change, but not friendship 91. Real pain is not felt when u r hurt bye a unknown person but when r hurt bye the one u truly love and trust u can even express the agony of ur heart. 92. No life without love No answer without question No rain without clouds No friendship without "Y" "O" "U" my dear friend. 93. Hey sms go slowly if my friend is in sleep just return back to otherwise u go without making any noise near his ears and slowly say good night 94. smile is the lighting system of face cooling system of Heart boosting sytem of Mind so always keep smiling... 95. Eyes r presents heart is lover

Brian is teacher brothers and sister are fingers but a loving friend is blood so always keep flowing regularly 96. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ! " ? $ % & ? + = Thank god, all buttons my cell are working sorry to disturb u good night. 97. dear god i dont need lot if new

as long my true present friends with me bless them all especially the sweetest one reading this sms 98. All beatiful things start from heart all bad things start from mind never let the mind rule ur heart let ur heart rule ur mind. 99. Fly in the plane of ambition and land in the airport of success luck is ur's wish is mine may ur future always shine good luck and good evening. 100. "Even a small dot can stop a big sentence but few more dots can give a contiutiy amazing but true? Every end can be a new begining always get going 101. DOG . . . . . . anti hurt iyava

adha babu D-dream boy o-of G-Girls 102. I am going to die in 18days starting from tomorrow i wont come again in ur life bye urs

"2008"

advance happy new 2009 103.

s_n rise b_tterfly pict_re Nat_re m_sic all are waiting for "U" 104. one mosqito and one first night outside, friend "Gonda mohamdi"

ant got married mosqito sitting asked ur sitting outside? lopala "All Out" petukundi.

105. there best jokes in college life 1.Please dont disturb me... I'm studying 2.No class, lets go to library 3.Sir i have a doubt. 106. Everything is incomplete without me __mory __lody co__dy ti__ ga__ so__thing __aning __eting even this lovely __ssage, so dont for get me. 107. beauty is not how u look, it is not how handsome u r, its not ur figure too......Beauty is the innerself, so change ur underwear daily 108. catch her by her waist? Bring her home.. keep your hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips &have a? nice drink?PEPSI 109. . ..

... ..... .... . . . ........... . . .......... msg chusava chukkalu kanipinchaya natho pettukunte anthe ..........PHONE PAKKANA PETTI PANDUKO. 110. COLLEGE means C-Come O-On L-Lets L-Love E-Each G-Girl E-Equally 111. i wish god made me a sms,so that i can reach you in 5sec,cost u nothing, u'll read me & Icould see u smiling which worth me millions 112. I like i like i like i love

my my my my

when u look at it, name when u call, heart when u stay in it, lige when great friend like u ispart of it

113. monday went on tuesday to wednesday to asked thrusday whethere friday has told to satarday that sudany is holiday 114. Gunde noppiga vundani,heart specialist daggariki velthe. Gundelo hole vundani Dr cheppadu. Papam vadikem thelusuadi na frnds vache dhari ani 115. '' spcl ' ' C('''') coffee '''' for u i mixed it with love and happiness but there is no sugar bcoz i know u are very sweet & sweetest friend

116. I LOVE U send this msg to 10 GIRLS and WIN a free trip to ur nearest police station in luxury JEEP, BED, FOOD AND BODY MASAAZ FREE SO HURRY UP 117. I know still ur lazy hand r trying 2 pick the cel and ur cute half opened eyes r trying 2 read the message. Mey sweet lazy friend its time to wakeup good morning. 118. College is a cinema. Producer- PARENTS Director- principal Boys- heros Girls-heroin's Vilans-Hod's Fights-Exams Songs- Lab hours lecturers- comedians 119. .('.'). <)'?'(> He is my _/''\_ Friend koddhi rojuluga SMS lu Pampadamledhu <)'?'(> _/''\_ thala theesesanu so b carful 120. Happiness always looks small if u hold it ur hands... But when u learn to share it, u will realize_how big & precious it is. Be happy always 121. We Often Dont Express our Feelings for fear of losing a relationship, but fact is, we lose BEST Relationshipby not expressing our Feelings. 122. Small Thought but a big meaning....!

"Life is to express yourself but not to impress others"... 123. 0% Ne Kopam kavali 60% Ne help kavali 80% Ne talk kavali 70% Ne sms kavali 90% Ne chirunavvu kavali 100% Nee sneham kavali 124. I am I am I am I am

not shakespear 2 write about u not shelly to sing about u not mf hussain 2 paint u just ur friend to say " I AM WITH U FOREVER"

125. At 12hrs 34min 56sec 7AUG this year, the time and date will be " 12:34:56 7/8/9 " amazing 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 series which may never happen again 126. an excellent road sentence writen on NH-14 "if u want to donate blood don't do it on road, plz donate it in blood bank

40. Anandam. chapalenidi. santosham.