Marleina Rodriguez

Rodriguez 1 Marleina Rodriguez Inquiry Skills/ Roman P. 3 Stand Alone 4 13 November 2008 Alert, Malevolent Plague! An epidemic spread early this morning in the halls of Coral Gables Senior High school. Beginning at 7:30 a.m as witnesses have informed us, teenagers began to suddenly drop to ground below them, tremble, drool, and stare into open space. The outbreak has been blamed on nothing other than the Gables Writes. The school and its alumni’s have been Isolated from contact of the outside world. The most proficient doctors from around the country are being flown in to examine the ailing students. This is a case of boredom at its worse. A handful of students who have gotten the worse of this impious boredom outbreak have fallen into a coma with 2 cases of fatality. Teachers around the nation are now being enforced to stop all dreary, tiresome, and dull class activities, and substitute them for amusing ones. All measures are being taken to not ri ,sk the growth of this scourge. Teachers who are found not taking the necessary precautions can and will be arrested for attempted murder. Students your health is in your hands as well, do all things necessary to not even permit a minute of boredom in your schedule. Endless T.V, video games, computer, text, call, chat online, heck do whatever you want! Good luck and gods speed.