June Update

The United Kingdom June 2009 Update Monarch: His Majesty King George VII Consort: Her Majesty Queen Alexandria _________________________________________ Prime Minister: Rt. Hon. British Orange, MP Deputy Prime Minister: Rt. Hon. Ann Coulter, MP ________________________________________ Minister for Home Affairs: Rt. Hon. Prince Indian Gangs Minister for Defence: Rt. Hon. Sir Reg Empey Minister for Foreign Affairs: Rt. Hon. Mesian Minister for Culture: Rt. Hon. Lord Carlisle, MP Minister for Information: Rt. Hon. Lord Healey Chancellor of the Exchequer: Rt. Hon. Santa8, MP WA Delegate: PASD – New Portage ________________________________________ Speaker of the House of Commons: Lord Carlisle Deputy Speaker: Ann Coulter Lord Chancellor: Chase Deputy Chancellor: Celestino XI ________________________________________ New Government for a New Constitution The month of June heralded the approval of TUK’s fourth constitution, which took effect on the 6th; the ensuing General Election would produce its first government. Interim Prime Minister Charles Barrington, who took office following the resignation of his predecessor Shawdom, called for the election in an attempt to start anew. The election took place on June 9th, and it was a bit rocky. Elections Commissioner Emperor Gowen I did not have the ability to place polls, which led to trouble and public outcry until polls were put in place by administrators. The election resulted in the landslide victory of British Orange and his running mate, Ann Coulter, who defeated opponent Masterson with a historic 100% margin. The seats of the House of Commons were won as follows: Northern England: British Orange – Conservative Unionist Southern England: Lord Carlisle – Conservative Unionist Scotland: Santa8 - Labour Midlands: Charles Barrington – Conservative Unionist

Wales: Hucking - Labour Northern Ireland: Ann Coulter – Independent The Commons resulted in a Conservative plurality. Resignation and Retirement June also marked the resignation and retirement of Foreign Minister Charles Barrington, MP, founder of the Conservative Unionist Party and former interim Prime Minister. He decided to leave the political scene of TUK in order to focus of his blog, Welcome to Eurostralia (http://welcometoeurostralia.blogspot.com/), an analysis of Australia-EU relations. His seat in the cabinet was filled by Mesian, and his seat in the Commons was filled by Great British Islands (Independent) in the Midlands By-Election, and subsequent Midlands By-Election Runoff. The United Kingdom Economy As one of his first acts a Prime Minister, British Orange issued Executive Order 45, which established the Ministry of Finance, of Exchequer, in an attempt to revise and rethink the concept of an economy. He named Santa8 as Chancellor, and is currently developing the details, which have not yet been released. Recently, citizens have been invited to set up bank accounts, which will be used in several markets that will be established. More to come on this later. Battle in the House of Lords The recently selected Life Peers of the House of Lords are locked in a standoff with the PM over the judiciary. Lord Spiritual Vanquest has called for the PM to elaborate his position on the appointment of trail court judges, following his stonewall of the appointment of Lord Sebastian Montague as Chief Justice. There is now a divide in the House, with all lords opposing CJ appointments for their own reasons. There are now calls to re-define the Judiciary, as it is currently in shambles and is completely ineffective. “Healey Logs” Scandal On June 20th, Foreign Minister Mesian published the link to the so-called “Healey Logs,” a blog where a lengthy MSN conversation between Mesian and former Prime Minister Lord Healey is posted. The conversation reportedly took place during the LH Administration, and discusses the creation of an intelligence service. The conversation reveals LH’s candid feelings about many prominent members of TUK, specifically Ann Coulter and then Chief Justice imperialist royalists.

All in all, it is a disturbing revelation of conspiracy and corruption. Mesian, who was then chief of the intelligence service, alleges that his computer was hacked, and that the conversation was posted by someone other than himself; he summarized the contents, and said he would accept any charges that may be brought against him as a result. Lord Healey claims this is a plot against by Mesian, and he challenges the validity of his assertions. You can view the conversation at: http://healeylogs.blogspot.com/ Respectfully submitted,

Emperor Gowen I Emperor Gowen I Chief Foreign Affairs Officer