Humpty Dumpty "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Along came a Blonde, and Dumpty went nuts, So he had a great fall, Blonde quickly made her way to the scene, But it was too late for Dumpty’s spleen, Dumpty made a special last request, Said he loved her and maybe a final kiss? But what the Blonde didn’t know… Humpty’s lies could fill the whole abyss! A kind sympathy and a heart so sweet, Got the fatty a blissful treat… But the lies of a liar never last, And so shall Mr. Dumpty’s evil past… AHH said Humpty, OOOH said Dumpty, And with a kick he lied there empty, Made the Blonde think it was over, so she got up and left, Just when Humpty Dumpty sat back on that wall, And waited for another Blonde to come along, And along she did, made him nuts, got him the fall, This time it was real and so was the love for his new doll, But the new Blonde wasn’t, she left him there alone… So Humpty Dumpty never really got it all” By: - Shahzad Hasan Zaman -