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-----Original Message----From: Tom Chapman [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 12:17 PM To: [email protected] Subject: FW: Anger Management that really works
>From: "Tom Chapman" >To: "Chappy (E-mail)" >Subject: FW: Anger Management that really works >Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:11:38 -0800 > > >-----Original Message---->From: Kelly Heighton >Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 10:53 AM >To: Tom Chapman >Subject: FW: Anger Management that really works > > > >-----Original Message---->From: Jay Stotesbery [mailto:[email protected]] >Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 10:50 AM >To: Bill Whalen (Bill Whalen); "Dana Law (Business >Fax)"@smtp1.pacifier.net; Kelly Heighton; Larry Stewart; Torrie Palumbo >Subject: FW: Anger Management that really works > > > > > > > > _____ > >From: Jon Stotesbery [mailto:[email protected]] >Sent: Friday, March 25, 2005 9:37 AM >To: [email protected] >Subject: FW: Anger Management that really works > > > >Funny stuff. > > > > _____ >
>From: Jon Stotesbery >Sent: Friday, March 25, 2005 9:36 AM >To: Bill Walker; Derek Crump; Denise Hamasaki >Subject: Anger Management that really works > > > >It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone >call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man >answered, saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "Hi, this is Chris. May I >speak with Robin Carter?" > > > >Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone >would be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her (I >had transposed the last two digits of her phone number the first time I >dialed). After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number >again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" >and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, >and put it in my desk drawer. > > > >Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd >call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. > > > >When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling >would have to stop. So I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John >Smith from the telephone company. I'm just calling to see if you'd be >interested in the Caller ID program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed the >phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an >asshole!" > > > >The very next day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking >spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot that I >had been patiently waiting for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been >waiting for that spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign >in his car window, so I wrote down his number. > > > >A couple days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his >number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole as well. > "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" I asked. > > > >"Yes it is" >
> > >"Can you tell me where I can see it?" > > > >"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car is >parked right out in front." > > > >"And can I get your name?" > > > >"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said. > > > >"And when is a good time to catch you, Don?" > > > >"I'm home every evening after five." > > > >"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" > > > >"Yes?" > > > >"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his name to my speed >dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But >after several weeks of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to >be. So I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. > > > >"Hello?" he said. > > > >"You're an asshole!" I yelled. But this time I didn't hang up. > > > >"Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah." I said. > > > >"Stop calling me!" he screamed. "Make me!" I screamed back. > > > >"Just who the hell are you?" he asked.
> > > >"My name is Don Burgemeyer," I replied. > > > >"Yeah? And where do you live?" > > > >"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, asshole! It's a yellow house, with my >black BMW parked right in front." > > > >He said, "Well, I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you'd better >start saying your prayers." > > > >I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole." I hung up and >immediately called Asshole #2. > > > >"Hello?" he said. > > > >"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up. > > > >He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "Yeah, you'll WHAT?" I >said. > > > >"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. > > > >I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over there >right now!" Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that >I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my >gay lover. I also called the Channel 9 News to let them know about a war >going on down on West 34th Street. Then I got in my car and headed over to >34th Street. > > > >There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 4 >squad cars, a police helicopter and a TV news crew. > > > >NOW I feel better. Anger management really works. >
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-----Original Message----From: Tom Chapman [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 12:17 PM To: [email protected] Subject: FW: Anger Management that really works
>From: "Tom Chapman"
>From: Jon Stotesbery >Sent: Friday, March 25, 2005 9:36 AM >To: Bill Walker; Derek Crump; Denise Hamasaki >Subject: Anger Management that really works > > > >It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone >call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man >answered, saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "Hi, this is Chris. May I >speak with Robin Carter?" > > > >Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone >would be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her (I >had transposed the last two digits of her phone number the first time I >dialed). After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number >again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" >and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, >and put it in my desk drawer. > > > >Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd >call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. > > > >When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling >would have to stop. So I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John >Smith from the telephone company. I'm just calling to see if you'd be >interested in the Caller ID program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed the >phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an >asshole!" > > > >The very next day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking >spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot that I >had been patiently waiting for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been >waiting for that spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign >in his car window, so I wrote down his number. > > > >A couple days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his >number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole as well. > "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" I asked. > > > >"Yes it is" >
> > >"Can you tell me where I can see it?" > > > >"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car is >parked right out in front." > > > >"And can I get your name?" > > > >"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said. > > > >"And when is a good time to catch you, Don?" > > > >"I'm home every evening after five." > > > >"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" > > > >"Yes?" > > > >"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his name to my speed >dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But >after several weeks of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to >be. So I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. > > > >"Hello?" he said. > > > >"You're an asshole!" I yelled. But this time I didn't hang up. > > > >"Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah." I said. > > > >"Stop calling me!" he screamed. "Make me!" I screamed back. > > > >"Just who the hell are you?" he asked.
> > > >"My name is Don Burgemeyer," I replied. > > > >"Yeah? And where do you live?" > > > >"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, asshole! It's a yellow house, with my >black BMW parked right in front." > > > >He said, "Well, I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you'd better >start saying your prayers." > > > >I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole." I hung up and >immediately called Asshole #2. > > > >"Hello?" he said. > > > >"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up. > > > >He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "Yeah, you'll WHAT?" I >said. > > > >"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. > > > >I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over there >right now!" Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that >I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my >gay lover. I also called the Channel 9 News to let them know about a war >going on down on West 34th Street. Then I got in my car and headed over to >34th Street. > > > >There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 4 >squad cars, a police helicopter and a TV news crew. > > > >NOW I feel better. Anger management really works. >
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