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I found your March issue worth every peso! You guys gave your 8th anniversaryjustice. You not only chose the best cover girls, you also featured your best articles in recent years, especiallythe Pinoy stars on YouTube,most of which I have already seen! You might want to revise the keywords to the Pinoy grandmother (eating)crabs, though, b e c a u s e n o t h i n gw i l l t u r n u p i f y o u type those words, You're better off u s i n g " l o l ae a t i n gc r a b s " - - i n s t e a d ,I ' d a l s o l i k e, ,\' ' to add one to the r 'l want

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Eight's not enough! Hurrayfor anotherfantastic issue! anniversary A s t u n n e ra s u s u a l . I thanks to another delicious serving of the fresh and the new-Nifra Jose and Hazel Ann Mendoza! Thanks

also for consistentlychampioning Pinoy pride. Batista, the YouTube stars, the tattoo artists, Donaire,the Pinoy jeepney are the stories that are so second nature to you. Every time I read you, I reallyfeel prouder to be a Filipino.That's why you're the undisputed Magazine King here. Never become predictablel Keep the Pinoy fire burning in us! These are the reasons we, your fans, number in the millionsW . e ' l l n e v e rt i r e s p e n d i n g one anniversarywith you after another! More oower!

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You moonlight as an underwear model. Do You ever get conscious about having your photograPh taken while you're half'naked? S o m e t i m e s ,Y e s , I s t i l l d o g e t conscious.But it dePendswho I ' m w i t h . F o r e x a m P l e l,w o n ' t do underwearshoots unless I a l r e a d y h a v e r a P P o r tw i t h t h e p h o t o g r a p h e r .T h e r e a r e a s e l e c t few that I can Pose half-nakedfor. Speaking of which, You were revealing when You PlaYed a macho dancer in Bridal Shower, were People surPrised to see you in that role? Y e a h ,i t s h o c k e d e v e r y o n e ' w h i c h w a s g o o d a c t u a l l YT. h e Y were shocked, but found mY . heY p e r f o r m a n c ei m P r e s s i v e T n e v e rt h o u g h t I c o u l d P u l l o f f s o m e t h i n gl i k e t h a t ' J u s t t h e f a c t that I playeda macho dancer, nabigla sila. How did you Prepare for that role? I had to do character studY. I v i s i t e d g a y b a r s s e v e r a lt i m e s . J u s t to study for the role'That's what I enjoydoing when it comes to roles. Let's back uP a bit. You went to gay bars? How did You manage that without being torn to shreds by admirers? I had to wear a caP and dress uP differently, Mayroong effort for p e o p l e n o t t o r e c o g n i z em e k a s i baka makaagaw ng atensYon doon. People might misinterPret my presencethere' Ha ha! You're in the Primetime sPook show ESP-have You actuallY seen a real ghost? I h a v e n e v e rs e e n g h o s t s , b u t a s w i t h m o s t o f u s , w e s o m e t i m e sf e e l s o m e " s u p e r n a t u r a l "P r e s e n c e . Say, you had a third eYe' how would You use it? I would not want to havea' third eye!

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t h e a r m t o " g i v ei t a l i t t l es h a k e l ' T h e a r m d o e s a n d t h e m a n s e e m e dt o over-enjoyit, and so he looks around t o m a k e s u r e n o o n e i s l o o k i n ga n d t e l l s t h e a r m t o g i v e i t a n o t h e rl i t t l e s h a k e .H e g e t s a b o n e r a n d o n c e a g a i nt u r n s a r o u n dt o m a k e s u r e n o b o d y ' sw a t c h i n ga n d t h e n t e l l s t h e a r m , ' U e r ki t o f f ! "T h e a r m p u l l so f f h i s p e n i sa n d t h e m a n s c r e a m so u t , i n p a i n ," F u c k m e l " S o t h e a r m t h e n s h o v e sh i s p e n i s u p h i s a s s .T h e m a n even more shocked at ihis stage s h o u t so u t , " H o l y s h i t ,w o u l d y o u l o o k a t t h a t ! "T h e a r m p u l l sh i s p e n i so u t o f h i s a s s a n d s h o v e si t r i g h t i n t o one of his eyeballs, GhristianSalaysay, by email

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l i k e ," O h , w h o d o y o u h a v e i n m i n d to sing the part?" And we're like, " L i z aM i n e l l i ! "A n d h e a s k e d ," L i z a M i n e l l io r s o m e o n el i k e h e r ? " A n d we're like, "Liza." He made a phone calland she,uh,I guessshe was a fan of the band or became a fan after that and it just worked out. S h e ' s j u s t a m a z i n g .T h a t ' s c o o l . That's an interesting person to want to work with. Who else would you like to collaborate in the future? T h e r e ' sa m i l l i o np e o p l e o u t t h e r e that we want to work with in our c a r e e r d o w n t h e l i n e .N u m b e r o n e is Tom Waits, but who knows? lt depends on what the song calls f o r . H o p e f u l l y ,d o w n t h e l i n e ,t h e o p p o r t u n i t yw i l l j u s t p r e s e n t i t s e l f . You appeared in a Sopranos commercial. ln which other media would you like your music or band to be

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A WIZARDOF EARTHSEA UrsulaK. [e Guin (Pocket) M a g i ce x p l a i n e d and made possible through Taoist principlespervadein the archipelagicworld of this novel,first p u b l i s h e di n 1 9 6 8 . A most-talentedbut arrogantyoung man named Ged seeks schoolingin the arts o f m a g i c ,b u t h i s brashnessleads to a horrificconsequence, a n d h i s l o n gj o u r n e y for redemption puts Harry Potter's emotionalangst to sname.

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Do you want to write, direct, and produce your own movie? SomehowI alwayssharemY directingand writingskillsin the moviesI make.Nakikialamnaman talagaako sa moviesko. I usuallY ask for a breakaftertwo or three weeks of work so I can feel it first and evaluatethings.KaPagmaY nararamdamankasi akong mali, stop muna. Taposkapag hindi talagaayos, we revisethe scriPt. Would you ever go the indie route? Yes!That I can producekasi maliitlang naman ang budget. Parang ang sarap laruin niYan. Yungmga hindi puwedeng gawin puwede sa sa commercialfilms indie. Bawaf actor naman maY dream project na gustong isapelikula. And yourswould be a tale about... The soldier'splight.I want to show /ahaf ng aspetong buhaY nila, na pag tinatamaansila,maY mga pamilyang maaaring maulila' Kapag may nabaril na sundalo sa Zamboanga,o sa Mindanao,wala namang pumapansin sa kanila' Hindi ko nga alam kung nakararatinglagi sa Manilaang balita tungkolsa mga pinagdaraanannila.

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believein buyingi hovie ticket to air actor'sjourneY' experience many Chicken Joy can you down in an hour? I can eat! Youwant me to gain 30 poundsin 10 days?| can!You can call eatingmy passion,ha ha! Of course I haveto work out a lot and stay on a diet. Pero when I'm not doingthese,ljust stay in a room and keep on eating. Have you ever turned down an endorsement gig? Yes.lt's not all about money.At the end of the day,it's about what you truly believein. At mahirap mag-build up ng produkto na hindi mo pinaniniwalaan.

Why haven't you starred in a soap opera yet? I cannot do TV. Mahal ko kasi ang pelikula.I have nothing againstsoap operaspero I think you don't get to proveYourworth there becausepeoplewatch it for free.I still believein buYing movieticketsto experiencethe actor'sjourney.You will know whetheryou still havewhat it takesto be great or you'reon your way out dependingon the numberof peoplewho'llwatch you in the cinema.I'm haPPYwith sitcoms,though.

You're a multi-awarded dramatic actor. Whicfi actor 6 you think will rake in more awards than you? Sanawalal Ha ha! PeroJohn Lloyd Cruz is a good actor para sa akin. I like the way he delivers his lines,pero siya pa lang naftwil kasiang nakakdsamako amorg the young actors now. Which one actress would you crown the sexiest woman in tln Philippines? lsa lang? Ang corny naman kurry kasalipa ang asawa ko. Ha ha! Parangpare-pareho kasi ng katawan ang mga naglalaban diyan. Honestly,hindi ko pa rin sila lahat nakikitanang personal"I onlysee them in billboardsand Thereare sexy magazines. actressesna maganda talaga yung katawan and there are those na simple lang pero may charm. Ang dami kong dakdak pero hindi ko masagot.Ha ha! What's the secret to Your boY' next-door charm? Walal Nakatatawanga kasiyung ibang tao ang tingin sa akin 20 years old pa rin. Kahit yung mga tao sa bahay,they treat me like a kid na palakad-lakadlang. Nakalimutanna nilang tumatanda na rin ako, na ako ang boss nila. Ha ha! Has anyone ever franklY called you ugly? I call myselfthat at times.I've neverseen myselfas a heartthrob after all. Kung may nagsasabiman nang ganun sa akin, nagPaPasalamatna lang ako. Pero ano ba talaga ibig sabihin nun? When was the last time You felt reallyold? WheneverI get injured.Before,I could do all the stuntsin the moviesand I stillfoundtimefor basketball,wakeboarding,mga ganun.Now everythingseemsto take time.Thing is, I've alwaYs wanted to grow old. In my 20s, I couldn'twait to get into mY30s. And I'm so excitednow that I'm almost40. The more you age kasi,the quieterlife becomes. lnterview by Janelle D. Guce

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It alwaysboilsdown to the power of music.Timeand again,we've turnedto musicto describe, depict,explain,and expressthings You words can't quitearticulate. likea woman,you dedicatea song.Youfind yourselfin a weird situation,you slip in a tune to capturethe moment.Beachtrips, long drives,lazydays,bouts of the blues,you nameit. Wherewords fail,musicsaves. Fouryearsago, award-winning actressAlessandrade Rossisaid yes to doing an FHM cover.But two days beforethe shoot,the star unexpectedly then 2O-year-old pulledout. lt was a shocker becauseof impendingdeadline true, doom.Not that traumatizing, but it's an FHM fablethat'shardly forgotten.At the time,"Say lt lsn't So" was on repeat. Overthe years,we've inquired eitherthroughour friendsfrom Benchor throughAlessandra's managerMannyValeraand handler if she'd Beth delosReyes-Rivera Thensomething reconsider. happenedin Febr:uary. "Na-hookako sa musiclast year,gumagawaako ng music sa computer, pa-record-recordl' Alessandratells us excitedly. She has evenproducedso much materialthata musiccareer didn't seemfar-fetched.So crafty, thriftyAlexbeganthinkingabout launchinga singingcareer."l was onlineand [the ad for] fhm.com.ph was flashing.Maymasbobongga pa ba sa FHM? Mayidea pa bang masbongga roon?" So callswere made, were reopened, negotiations schedulinghasslesironedout this time,"We Can Work lt Out" was on constantplay.And so herewe are,gentlemen,baskingin Alex's afterglow,not quitesurewhich song best describesthe experience. "Sailing!"Alexexclaims.Call it convenientthat her first singleis a remakeof that ChristopherCross 'lt's not far hit.'Sabi nga sa lyrics, down to paradise/ifthe wind is right,you can sailawayl" Rightyou are,Alex,rightyou are.Enoughof this rambling.You knowwhich buttonto press.

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could do that pose,pero for a men'smag,magiglngsee-through yung arms ko di ba? Ayoko lang bigyan ang ibang tao ng dahilan para pag-isipanako nang ganun. Totoo,nasasa kanilanamankung ano'nggusto nilang isipin,but for me to inviteyou to thinkof me that way,ayaw ko.

Oo naman,of course.Anong numbernga ba akosa 100 Sexiest lastyear?Seventy-seven ba yun?

I'm not. Alam mo naman dito sa atin, kailanganboobsieka para masabingsexyka. Aminin na natin. Ako alam kong sexyako. Silahindi. Ha ha ha! Problemnilayun. My attitudeis sexy.My confidenceis sexy.Sa totoo lang,proportioned naman ang katawan ko. Hindi naman sa pagpi-feeling,pero may labannamanako kahitpapaano.

Tawalang siya nang fawa.I told her l'll launchmy singingcareer in FHM. Siyempretuwang tuwa namansiya. Tinatanongniya kung ano ang conceptng pictorial,sabi ko sirena.Taposhirit niya, "Anong itatakipsa boobs mo, shell ng sungka?"Pero may tiwala naman siya sa akin. Okay naman di ba?

Mas may attitudelang siguro ako nang kaunti.And humorlDi ba sexyyun?

Initiating contact

No. Neverna sa akin nanggaling ang first move.Ha ha hal Ang labong mangyarinun, hihintayin ko munayung move ntya.

May taong pag nakita ko, nagagwapuhanlang ako. Pero meron ang feelingko ding immediately akin siyal Kung suplado, deadma. Pero kung friendlysiya,"Heyl"Ha ha ha! Tamis'no? Ha ha hal Hindi, ganito pa rin ako-,hindi ako magbabago.

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Wala. Dapaf after this issue meron na. Pag walang pumila because of Ihis, ewan ko na lang. Ha ha!

Ganito talaga ako.l've always been independenit Pi n abayaan talaga ako ng mommy ko dahil alam niyang alam ko kung ano yung para sa akin. Makapal na ang mukha ko bata pa lang ako.Ha ha ha! But l'm not inconsiderateha? May mga taong ganun, pag alam nilang kaya nila, mas nagpapahirap pa sila sa ibang tao. Hinditayo ganoon. Marunong akong makisama.

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hindi sa mga artista ha. Kasi hindi mo naman usually papatulan yun. Nakikipag-away ako pag medyo wala ka na sa lugar talaga like pag traffic! May biglang umaway sa'yo, siyempre bababaan ko yun.

Ako nga ang laging napu-put on the spotl Marami silang may kasalanan noon. At dahrTstrong ang personality ko, ako lagi ang contravida, ako lagi ang masama.

Oo, there was a time, dumaan ako sa public lane, hinarang ako. "Ma'am public ito. Private kayol' sabi niya. Binuksan ko nang todo bintana ko, inilabas ko ang mukha ko,"Sino nagsabing privale ako? Public property akol" ha ha ha! Tawa na lang ako nang tawa.

Ool Hindi naman dahil naapakan mo ako ngayon at umaray ako, it doesn't mean masama akong tao. Umaray lang ako pero hindi kitahale. Ang problema lang ikaw na nga ang umaray, ikaw pa ang napagkakamalang masama. An g tao kung minsan gusto na pag sinapak ka, okay lang sa'yo. Hindi pwede sa akin yun. Masama bang umilag man lang? Parinig lang. Nakatingin ako sa kanya't alam kong nakikita niya ko. "Ano sapakan tayol" Haha hal Pero siyempre parinig lang. Nangyayari yun off-cam, pero

Oo, kaming friends ko kung gustong magsaya, pakialam ko kung may ibang tao di ba? Lahat naman ng nangyayari sa buhay ko nangyayari rin sa inyo, nagkataon lang na yung sa akin, naibabalita. Malungkot pero ganun talaga. But then again who cares? Ha ha ha!

O f c o u r s e .A n g p a n g r t l a n g n a m a n dun yung intriga. But the rest, okay. Masayang masaya ako.

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Ay hindil Hinding hindi. Kahit sa movies! Nagka-offers na ako noon na ganun ang tema.,Kahit sa panaginip talaga hindi ko kaya.

Hindi na. I changed my mind. Music na lang.

Kami ng best friend ko, pag wala kaming magawa, we make music, pi nag hahalu-halo nam i n y u ng l o o p s a n d c u t s s a c o m p u t e r .O n e day, nakikinig lang kami nang lumabas yung Christopher Cross ' abi ko, gusto s o n g , " S a i l i n g JS kong gawing chill out itong kantang to. Gumawa yung best friend ko ng beats, tapos kinanta ko lang na parang wala lang.We recorded it, then tuluytuloy na. We actually have 1 1 songs, lahat original,except for "SailingJ'

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We canntbelieve you actually came back to do some charity work. Tell us about it. I was in Pampangathe firsttime and we went around,giving handoutsto all of theselow-income families.I took greatfootageand I showed it to everyone.I can helpcollectdonationsfor these underprivileged kids.lt is one more reasonto keepcomingbackhere. I reallydo wantto helpbecauseI had madefriendswith theselittle girlsfromthereand theywanted to keepin touch,Theytrackedme down and I gavethemsomeof my necklaces, I criedwhen I left becausethey camefrom really depressedareas.I promisedto keepin touch,and now I havepen palsfromthe Philippines. lt is a greatfeelingto helpevenjust a littlebit. So this third visit will certainly not be your last? The Philippines is a greatplaceto live,and I sincerelywant to move here.Apartfrom charitywork,I figuredif I stayedherelongerit wouldbe moreconvenient as I planto do somemorework in Asia.I actuallydid a shoot for FHM Singaporerecently. It isnnta secret that you have a thing for Asian guys (Filipinos in particular).What is it about us that you find attractive? It is yourmoralsand the way you'rebroughtup.You'revery family-oriented. Hey,no offenseto Americanguys,I loveeverybody, but I just feel I havea better understanding of Asianmen.I was

raisedby my mom,who is Korean. Plus,shetold me oncethatif lwere to havea boyfriend, she wanted a Filipinofor me,whichwas really strangeconsidering someKoreans preferto datetheirown race.Plus, I see the moralsin a guy,not their looks,or theirmoney. We're sure you've dated some men from different nationalities,though. How did those go? Well yeahI have,but those relationships didn'tlastlong. One of them ended in two days. ljust don'tlikethe ideaof putting your parentsin a fosterhome. Some peoplecan do that,I can't. Theirideasaboutfamilyare so different, and ljust can'tget along withthat.I don'tthinktheyare wrong,but theirbeliefsarejust so differentfrom mine.Youhaveto havesomethingin commonwith them-and I hope no Americans are readingthis rightnow-but I haveyet to find somethingin commonwiththem.But my dad is American, so I havenothing againstAmericansl

Would you say you are a t r a d i t i o n a lg i r l , t h e n ? H a v e you ever been courted durrng your stay here? Well,I'm not reallytraditiona becausesometimesit's the gr-ru* who are intimidatedby me.Owait,what do you meanby berc "courted"? You know, when a guy tries tc win your affections. A l l t h et i m e ! We mean, in the traditional and old-fashionedway. The whole flowers, meeting-theparents kind of thing. Funnyyou shouldmentionthat. becausethat only happenswher I ' mh e r e ! Do you enjoy it? It is definitely a change;I never get that in Los AngeleslThe guys hereare reallyaffectionatei But it mightbe a littletoo much for me,though.Plus,I can read menverywell.I can see through bullshit,Friendstellme thatguys heretend to say "l loveyou" very fast.But, I lovehow everyone is affectionatehere,not just the men.Everyoneis just so friendly, and I get called"Ma'am"a lot. Everyoneis just so sweet and I alwaysget VIP treatment.

G i r l so f F H M Lisa Kim Fleming What does a guy have to do to get your attention? I thinklaughteris the curefor lf a guy can makeme everything. happy,makeme smileand laugh,he get my attention. Any will definitely guy can get me roses,just likethe otherday,and it mademe giddy.I didn'tknowI couldevenget giddy anymore!Thosethingsare sweet, but if a guy sincerelytriesto put a smileon yourface,that meansmore thanchocolatesand roses. Any serious relationships in the past? I got out of a four-yearrelationship recently,and it was becauseof my He was insecureand modeling, jealous,lf a guy wantsto keep me he hasto be confidentand secure, Mostguyswouldfeel insecure whendatinga model.Still,a is all abouttrust,I have relationship nevercheatedon my guy,but I did havea boyfriendwho went into a stripclub.Surenothinghappened, with the but I'm uncomfortable idea.Why did he evenwant to see anotherwomannaked,you know? What's the freakiest thing that you've ever done for your man? ForValentine'sDaya few yearsago I boughtmyselfsomered lingerie, but I alsogot my boyfriendat the timea matchingleatherthong.I told himthatwe couldn'tdo anything unlesshe put it on.I put on some musicand I dancedfor him,and then I askedhimto do the same. It was funnybecausehe was this gangstertypeof guy,I hopehe That's doesn'treadthis interview! reallyall I havedone.I don't really planthesethings.

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Apart from the antics,tell us something about how you are on a daily basis. I liketo shoot pool,and the more I drink,the betterI get! | liketo go bowling,and I likesnowboarding, too. ljust liketo kickback,watch basketball, I'ma Sacramento Kingsfan.I'mjust yournormalgirl who likesto go clubbingwith her friends,or evenjust stay homeand drinkbeer. Anything about you that might surprise us? Well,I do want to havea big familyone day.I totallywant to haveat leastthreekids.Thereis nothingmorebeautiful to me than havingthe wholefamilygoingto My ex Disneyland or something. has a largeextendedfamily,so seeingall of themtogetherduring the holidayswas reallysomething. The imagestuck.I am reallyfamilyorientedbecauseI havesucha s m a l l f a m i l lyw. a n t a b i g o n e i n t h e future.FHM

FreshactressJeanGuzmanwill wow you in upcomingindie Sfioot. Twothumbs up for perfect castingI It lookslikethe nearlydead (if not already)Philippinemovieindustry has no choicebut to shed their once bloatedbudgetsand egos and let the littleonesin. By this we meanindependentfilmmakers and producers,thoseauteursliving on the fringes,makingmovieson shoestringbudgets,but with an altogetherdifferentview of the world, And that'swhat'shappening. Thesevisionaries who are on the outsidelookingin are slowly creepinginto mallmoviehouses to show theirwares.They'rethe ones who rakein the awards,both local and international. On one hand we will still haveEnteng Kabisote and Shake, Rattle,and Rollevery Christmasprobablyfor the next

hundredyears,'butwe're certain peoplelikeLav Diazand Khavn de la Cruzwill dig a wormholeto anothercinemauniverse, As for us,we likeallthings new and on the edge.We likeindiecinemabecauseit's compelling. We likeit becauseit could verywell be aboutus, like in this gem,Photo Shoot,directed by Bong Ramos.We loveit becauseoften it starswomenfit to be in FHM,like Photo Shoof's JeanGuzman. We are quitesureyou don't know her yet and havenot seen any of her previouswork,That's the thingwith indiefilms-youjust don't sit backand watch,you lookfor it. Considerthisa proper movietrailer. then...

How did the indie film scene stumble upon you? lwas planningnoonto go to Japanpara magingentertainer, pero merong nakakita sa aking talentmanager.I thinkhe likedmy charisma.Pagkataposthe offers for indiefilmsjust cameflockingin. We're looking at your filmography and this first film, Hada, makes us curious. Sounds like a fun film. Sobrang nakatatawayun. Sana makahanappa kayo ng copy. In that movie,lworkedwith Emilio Garciaand JaclynJose.Ang role ko roon ay babaengbakla at ako ang reyna ng hadal Ha ha! Was it a maximum sex flick? No, my most daringwas in Photo Shoot. May scene kasi roon na

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pumatolako sa lesbian.Nagulat talagaako nung nalamanko yung mga gagawin kol Pero excitingdrn naman... Can you say that you enioy women more having had a taste of it, if only for a cinema moment? No,yung sa guy pa rinlHa ha! Did you have to maP out romp scenes with your co'actors? That's reallyimporlant.DaPat napag-uusapanntnyo ang mga eksenaand you also haveto bond para maayosmagawaang roles sa bawatfilm.Thiswayl masmadaling matataposand iwas-sakitng ulo rin for the director. Of course, it follows that you have to have done it to film it'.. Hindi naman.The imPortantthing is how you attackyour rolesto be supereffective. So you're saying $tudying helPs. Watching porn? Yes!ln fact, nakakuhapa ako ng tips on how to satisfymy partner. Ha ha!Ako kasi,I want to be differentat gusto ko ako yung the best para nag-iisalang ako. Ha ha! How does-it feel watching your own movies? Honestly,sa daringrolesko kinikilabutantalagaako minsan. Taposmay mga napapansin din akong lapsesat sablayna pronunciationsna ini-improveko na lang. Does your boyfriend understand your work? The good thing is sobrangtanggap niya ako at kung sino ako. Yung boyfriendko rin ngayonang reasonI'm happyand smiling agaln, Care to elaborate on that? I had a boyfriendkasifor three yearsdin. When we brokeup, sobrangdepressedako.lt took me a coupleof monthsbago ko na-realizethat I had to moveon. Tapos,my bestfriendwas the one who introducedme to my currentboyfriend.Kaya super thankfultalagaako.I evenwarned my boyfriendna mag-ingatsiya sa akin kasimapang-akifako! Ha ha! Do you dream to go mainstream and be one of the country's sexy stars? Grabel Sananga maging sikat talagaako.l'min thisfor bigger incomekasi I want to repaythe sacrificesof my parents.I also havesiblingsna kailanganko mapagtapos.Puwede na ba akong manawagandito? Ha ha! FHM For morephotos of Jean,log on or Ert
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T h e w h o l e a t m o s p h e r ei n t h e kitchen is that there are so many guys.Aside from doing our jobs, we usually tease each other, So even though you're a woman, you haveto be willingto take a joke even if it's a dirty or an i n a p p r o p r i a t ej o k e .

ljoke back! Ha ha! But that's how I met my most recent boyfriend-in t h e k i t c h e n!

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K n i v e s ?H a h a ! l j u s t d o n ' t w a n t t o c o o k w h e n I ' m m a d . I r e a l l yd o n ' t cook at all because it comes out in the food.

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I can't tell the exact dish because I want my man to do some research. H a h a ! B u t l ' l l g i v e a h i n t .I l i k e a l o t of vegetables and I always need to have rice!

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How often do you have sex? you Providing A) Yourbirthday. asknicely, andgivehera suitable , , , : w h a t o n e t h i n g a l w a y s : warningperiod(0 points) makes her come? B) Mostweekends(2) A ) Y o u s p e n d i n g4 0 m i n u t e s C) Couple of timesa week (4) D ) W h e n e v e rs h e b e l l o w s frorn the bedroom or her m a n t i s - l i k el i m b s e n f o l d

going down on her B) Her going on top (2) C ) H e r u s i n g a v i b r a t o rw h i l e y o u take her from behind (4)

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What best describes her underwear? A) Practical(2) B) Wfriteand cotton(0) C) Silkyand classy(3) D) Stuffedin her pocket(5) (10) E) Non-existent

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Out and about I d o m o s t l yr a m p m o d e l i n g ,b u t I a l s o have two TVCs airing and a calendar out. lt's for World 3D,Poker.You can find me in the month of September. I particularlypicked that kasi my b i r t h d a yi s S e p t e m b e r1 4 .

Girl interrupted I ' v e b e e n i n t o m o d e l i n gs i n c e I w a s 1 3 y e a r so l d , b u t t h e n I s t o p p e d and came back last year,after I joined Miss Taguig. Pinilit lang akong sumali rito,ha ha! And I d i d n ' tw i n .

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I'm a coliegefreshmanand a memberof the swimmingteam.After we endedup our first competition, as the championsalter 11 years.The andwe all wentto teamcelebrated the showertn getchlorineoff our bodies.Therewere 16 of us,but oniy two bathroomswere availablefor changing-theguys' and the girls'. So we tookturnschangingand as the only fieshman,I had to go in Iast.0ur coachtold us to hurry up thebusneededto leave,or because we'd haveto pay extra.He asked me to changewith a teammale-our teamcaptairyin fact-at the same time.Anyway,we were both girls so thatwouldn'tbe a problem.\Mhenwe were inside,my teammatesaidthat I really Iookedsexyin my swimsuit, so I returnedthe compliment. \Mhilewe wete changingclothes, my teammateaskedme to touch her barebreaststo compareit with mine.I did it with my eyesclosed. I feltkind of weird becausemine was nothingcomparedto herslBut I heardher suddenlymoan.Vfihen I triedto peek,she suddenlykissed me. Shethenpressedher bodyonto mine and startedto takemy suit off. We rubbedon eachother'sbody, and went harder and fasteruntil we came.As we finisheduF,my captain saidshehopeit wouldn'tbe our last while gMng my pussya encounter, nicebut hard squeeze. lca,byemail

I hada Iall,morenoboyfriendthat I'd beenwrthfor abouteightmonths. We wereintofilthysexstuff,One thong,which timeI worea checkered madehimso happythatafterdoing the sexystuff,he askedfor it. I gave whathe was it to himandwondered goingto do withit.A few months later,we brokeup,OnedayI wasin schoolwalkingdownthe stairswhen we bumpedintoeachother.After sornetalking,he handedme a heartbox,Clumsyme,I shapedchocolate droppedit on the stairs, accidentally wheremanystudentswerepassing by.lmaginemy shamewhenthe thongI gavehimmonths checkered agorolledoutof the boxandslidon he wasreturning thefloorlApparently that it to melI feltveryembarrassed classforthewholeweek. I skiooed Now,whenmyfriendscatchme knowwhy, laughing by myself,they byemail babypamz_l208,

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and I havea Everytime my boyfriend littletoo muchto drink,our bonding alwaysendsup in bed,Duringone having timewhenwe werealready he suggesteda 69 it hot and heavy, position. I instantly agreedsinceit satisfiesme the most.Aftera couole 69, I queefed of minutesenjoying rightin hisfacellt wastoo loudandI started it, My boyfriend couldn't.stop when hysterically especially laughing I rolledout of bedbutstillcouldn't The nextday,I stopthe queefing, thoughtthathe wouldstillbe picking on me so I broughtit up to warnhim. againandevery He startedlaughing fromme, timehe wantssomething to he threatens to tellthatincident s o m e o neel s e ! Juicy,byemail

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Train in uain! Thishappenedlastsummer0n my way home to Lagunafrom school.To avoidtrafficandget homeearly,I tookthe LHT.At the station,I saw this cutegirl lookingat me,so I alsostared at her andtoldmyselfthatI wouldride in the sametrain as her to gether nameandnumber. I saw her alreadywaitingfor the nexttrain,and the momentI gotmy ticketthe train started beeping, warningthatdoorswouldclosesoon.I was aboutthreemetersawayfrom the nearest doorwhenit startedclosing,so I threwmy shoulderbagin between,thinkingif it sensed an obstruction it wouldopenagairyandthusI couldgetin. Luckily,it did getstuck.Unluckily, the doordidn'topen!And I couldn'ttakethe hagoffbecause thestrapwashookedaround my body.I couldn'ttakeit out!I almostfainted whenthetrainstartedto move-l gotdragged for morethantwo meters!Thepeopleinside thetrainstartedto lookworried.ThankGodthe Iadysecurityguardwhistledto makethetrain operatorstop.Because of my embarrassment I waitedfor the nexttrain.Butthatdidn'tstop me from findingthatcutegirl again.After all it wouldbe easierto introduce myself.. as the guywho gotstuckin the LHTdoorlLj,byemail

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One evening,I met with this pretty stranger I had been exchanging SMS messageswith, Prior to this meeting,we had alreadytalked about sex,so upon seeing each other we skipped any conversations and insteadwent straightto an aoartelle.There I realizedthat this g i r l d i d n ' t p o s s e s sa " p l e a s i n g personality"-shewas so eager to have sex with me, so I tried my best to compensate her aggressiveness. I turned off th'e lights and began kissing her neck down to her boobs where I concentratedon for a couole of minutes.Then I went down to her wet pussy.When I began penetratingher doing the doggy, I sucked her back to leavea kiss mark. I felt something strange on my tongue-actually,a couple of them. I just spitted it out and didn't bother for a while because I was so busy banging her ass. After the first round, I grew more curious so I turned on the lights.I checked out the bits and found out that her back was filled with blackheads-myriadsof itl I also found out that the spot where I left a kiss mark was now blackhead-free. But this didn't stop me from having five more rounds with her. Donald, by email

Fitthyh"q gets uncouerEu I n h i g h s c h o o l ,m y m o m w o u l d always prepare me packed lunch. lt could be hotdogs, tapas,chickenanything that tastes good with a c u p o f r i c e . O n e d a y i n s c h o o l ,I h a d

After a weeklong Christmas v a c a t i o ni n o u r i s l a n do r o v i n c e , I finally headed back to work in P a m p a n g a .A l l t h e b u s e s w e r e f u l l at the time so I tried to course it t h r o u g ha n a g e n t w h o s e b u s e s w e r e b a s e d i n t h e m a i n l a n d .I g u e s s luck was on my side because I got a ticket and it said my departure time was at 4:30PM. So I boarded a ferry to the mainlandand sailed for hours. We arrived at about 4PM, 3 0 m i n u t e sa h e a d o f s c h e d u l e d time. The bus was not yet around so I had time to shop pasalubong for my friends at work. When I got back, I saw the bus had arrived so I hurriedlyboarded. After several kilometerson the road, the bus attendant kept counting the passengers as if he noticed something was wrong. I asked him about the matter and he checked my t i c k e t .I f e l t l i g h t n i n gs t r i k e m e w h e n he told the driver, "Pare, ihiNo mo saglit at mali yung nasakyan niyang busl' What the heck, I boarded the wrong bus! lt had the same name b u t a d i f f e r e n tb o d y n u m b e r !| h u r r i e d l ys t e p p e d o u t o f t h e b u s a n d learned that my bus would be late because it fetched a passenger on nearby town before heading to the terminal.The worst part? | left the pasalubong on THAT other bus! Joel,by email

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