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134 From the mouth of babes Asia's Sex LessonsTheSexGuru answersreaders'inquiriesp134 Vans Baisa MissJanuaryon New Year's entrepreneurship, andsoulvibespl38 resolutions, Ladies' Confessions Scorching we don't inventpl42 revelations Bite club When kissingbecomesa tad too boringpl36

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52 Your fashion bible Wardrobe Basics Wearthe hottestnew trendsfor 2008 p52 Sneakers Fromathleticto vintage30 must-buykickersp54 Grooming Indulgence is it! p56 p56 Tips Knotsentertainment

THUE STOHIES 152 Anecdotes galore A happyclassreunionturns nightmarish in an instant!

Genius callers Phonesso gifted for us!p60 they'lldo the thinking Bad-ass backpack A bag of p59 surprises! delightful the Wi-Fi Router Sailthrough WorldWide Web smoothlyP62

145 Life-enhanced! No more Mr. Sissy!Self-defense movesthat'llmakebulliescry pl46 Celebrity CV Learnfromthe guys who earnmorethanus! P147 Steak sensation Appetizingand fleshythoughtsrevealedP148 Oral exams Bad chopperswill shoowomenaway!p150

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What OGtendencydo you secretlyharbor? EDITORIAl Editor-an-Chief Allan A. Madrilejos All things chronological, neat, navy blue and black Managing Editor Allan P. Hernandez Typing feel-good mantrcs over and over again Art Director Paul C. Villariba Buying blue shirts Associate Features Editor Alex C. Paita Going commando every gig session Fashion Editor Ana G. Kalaw Arranging price tags alphabetically Celebdty Goodinator Valerie A. De Guzman Sleeping naked every Monday Assistant An Director Frant Amo C. Salvador Unplugging the flat iron Editorial Assistants B.A. Borleo Checking the DNA of my kid repeatedly Charmaine Z. Chanco Pressing CfRl+S Janelle D. Guce Mark Lapid Web Producer lll Chrissy D. lcamina Checking Google Analytics at least once an hour Web Producerc | Antonio T. Ongchap Jr. Eating haw flakes before working out Ron Jay B. Eduvas Shunning happy songs

c0ltTRtBUTons I ayed gardenerand grew our own ': age at the behest of Jennylyn,who ,.,anted to be a fairyin this shoot,

Wotds Asia Agcaoili, Lou Albano, Drew Asuncion, Christian Bautista, Omar Belo, Rhea Catada, Mncent Coscolluela Bong Lucas, Lio Mangubat, Elijah Mendoza, Jomike del Rosario, Mica Siquijor Pictures Ocs Alvarez, Xander Angeles, Chades Buenconsejo, Vincent Coscolluela, Christian Halili, Luis Liwmag, Enc Lirios, Joval Lorenzo, Ewing Go, Emin Obcemea, Dennis Panlilio, Heidi P*cual, Dr. Malon Pecjo, Dix Pera, At Maculanga, Jay Tablante, Raymond Veran, Jake

l g n o r e dt h e P e n i n s u l as i e g ea c o u p l e of blocks away and staged our own revolution-successfully, might we add.

Vezosa lllustrations Mikke Gallardo, Monica Valdivia, Sonny Ramirez Styllng/ilakeup Sallie Acupan, Deborah Bernales, Patricia Coronado, Dianna De Castro, Claire Diokno, Pepe Diokno, Ana lsip, Mich Lim, Maita Matute, Myron Mariano, Hannah Kim, Jonathan, Donna Cuna-Pila, Leo Posadas, Genie Ranada, Telay Robles, Felicity Son, Kristine Tabada, Oua, Nante Alingasa, Tatin Yang, Welington Lao, Bea Misa, Paulo Lopez sp€cial thank to Ms. lda Henares, Jenny Donato, GMA Artist C€nter, Becky Aguil4 Jaime Daez of Fully Booked, Liza Nakpil

I Ht IltrEnltATtolilt ltErwon|( Group Managing Director Emap Adyerlising MarcusRich International Dir6ctor of M€n's Magazlnas SimonGreves International Editorial Director ChrisMooneylntemational Editorial Manager HenryRimmer Content Dilec{or Jo Stowe Content Manager SamanthaAhl Digital Diroctor Gary Broughton Int€matlonal Busin6ss Manag6r Mark Beard International Edltorial Assistant JenniferKynoch Digltal Prolect Manager GrahamKirk International Co-ordinatorAnouskaChristy Inbmational Editop (UK) AnthonyNoguera(Australia)EwenPage (Bulgaria) EmilSpahiyski(Ghina)JackyJin(Croatia) DomagojGlogovic(Denmark)Soren Baastrup(Estonia)RobertKoryits(France)LomigGuillo (Germany)Christian Kallenberg(Hungary)DavidHraschek(Holland)Erik Noomen(lndonesia)RichardSam Bera (Latvia)KasparsOzols (Lilhuania)Aidas Puklevicius(Malaysia)SimonBurgess(Mexico)JorgeArias (Noruay)MartinThronsen(Portugal) PedroMendes(Romania)EduardTone(Russia)SergeyKolesov(Serbia)MomirBorocki(Singapore)DavidFuhrmannLim (Slovenia)Uros Majcenovic(SouthAJrica)HagenEngler(Spain)MiguelVillamizar(Sweden)TobiasWckstrom (Taiwan)Han Ku Clhailand)PakornTansiriflurkey) DidemTamarBehram

suttfi (center) makes KrttyGirlTanya suresheoutsberbestFOOT forward!So sorryfor the boo-boo. to KittyGirls, Specialthanks CecilleCarpio(ELANModels) andJojiDingcong(JLOMgmt).

The Tigers reunite in Tokyo. T h e c h i e f f e e l i n gs o J o j o A . w i t h m o t o r i n gl e g e n d s Butch Gamboa, Toyota First VP for Marketing Dann y l s l a ,a n d A l M e n d o z a .

We'resorry! lnthemad rush toputthe issue December andthe2008 tobed calendar simultaneously, ,rue wentcrossandwrote eyed ,rirong for credits you thermages Katrina seehere, andCristine, PAULHERRERAcostumes, RISOUE blue maillot YRYSbrown are BENCHBODYbikinis. and lilacswimsuits. two-piece bytheway, bikini. managed byGMA Styling: Arlrst Center, Wellington lrithNimrod Lao ','opera and[)iane Makeup: !,'angelista acting JJ Liongson, handlers, astheir Dianade respectively. This Castro tswhere wemake amen0s, maybereproduced in thismagazine in wholeor partwithout thewritlenpermission of thepublishers. We forunsolicited responsibility manuscripts :annot "othing accept andphotographs orformalerial lostor damaged in themail.

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hotness of FHM. Rommel, Bulacan Search over! I consumed halfof mydaylooking foryourDecember 2007issue yesterday.I liveand work here in the northernpad of Ouezon City.My huntstarledin the mall nearmy house.Sadly,the issue wasn'tstillavailable. lfound myself ridinga bus boundto Ortigasat 6PM,hopingit was beingsold at RobinsonsGalleria. At last.lfound it at Papyvore. Wellwhatcan I say, I didn'tfeelbad at all despitemy tiresomequest.YourDecember issuefeaturingthe KittyGirlsrocks! Conceptpa langpanalona. Babae

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The new yearis hereand we all i expecteveryoneto changefor the l better.But nothingcan everchangei my love for you! Yeah! As the NewYear starts, FH M will continue to be a constant fixturein my secret base. As proof of my love, I even customized

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Doctor, doctor! My boyfriend,who's a pulmonologist hasbeen askingme to sendthis photohe took in one of our beachtripsto Dakak.I disagreedat firstbecauselfelt I wasn'tsexyenough. He spendsmost of histimein the Intensive CareUnit, takingcare of his patients.But evenwith sucha toxicschedule,he alwaysfindsthe timeto

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That'swhy I'mfinallysendingyou this picturewithouthis knowledgeas my belatedgift to him.He celebrated his birthdaylastDec.6. I can'tthink of a bettergift for himthanseeing me in his collections. We alsojust spentour 1Sth monthsary and secondChristmastogether.I'd like to expresshow muchI'm proudof him,too. Sam,by email

Peace! Youfeaturedmy lettershowing my kid and hubbylastOctober. I sensedyou weredisappointedwith the toneof my mail,"Mad!"I nevermeantto soundthatway.ljust wanted you to knownow that I wasn't mad at you all. lt felt like a oncein-a-lifetimeexperienceto be in

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ordinarypeoplelikeme as VlPs.I vow to buy FHM everymonth.I'm alsosendingyou my picturejust to show that I haveeverything a woman can get out of life-beauty,brains, body,successfulcareer,and a perfectfamily.I want to proveto one personthat I had it made.I'mhappy! Thanksfor yourtime.Writingletters to FHM is addictingpala! Davao Sindee,

Mlettersa A r i a n i ' sh i s f i r s t ! F o r t h r e e y e a r s ,I ' v e b e e n s a v i n g a port,on of my weekly allowance lust to grab an FHM copy every month. But when I entered my fifth

year,I stoppedbuying FHM so I could concentrate on my school work. I haven't bought a copy since t h e n ,T h e n i n J u n e 2OO7.I came to Manila to look for

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the conductor issued my ticket. He obviously noticed my fabulous FHM. Suddenly, he shouted: "Ang lakas ng loob mong magdala ng bombal" The inspector and the passengers naturallylooked at me suspiciously. It took a while for me to realizethat "bomba" was Pinoy slang for sexy, too. The joke was on me! Anyway, here's a pic I took after the hilarious "scandall' Keep on educating us FHMI

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N i c k n a m e so n t h e I n t e r n e tc a n b e d e c e i v i n g . S a y y o u ' r e i n a c h a t r o o ma n d y o u c o m e a c r o s s s o m e o b s c u r e m o n i k e r sl i k e " c i n n a m o n 6 9 "a n d " c a n d y l o v e if'o r i n s t a n c e .I n s t i n c tt e l l s y o u t o p r e s s O N , h o p i n gt o h i t g o l d . Y o u h a v ea m e n t a l p i c t u r eo f h e r a l r e a d y .A n d u n l e s st h e y ' v ep o s t e d s o m e o n ee l s e ' s p r o f i l ep i c t u r e ,t h e r e ' s a 5 0 - 5 0 c h a n c e e i t h e ro n e c o u l d b e t h e H o o t e r s m u s e o f your oreams. I t ' s p r o b a b l yd i f f e r e n tw h e n t h e m e s s a g e 'JOKI' f l a s h r n go n t h e s c r e e n b e a r s t h e n a m e T h e t e m p t a t i o nt o h i t t h e I G N o R E b u t t o n r s i r r e s i s t i b l eb e c a u s et h e n i c k j u s t i s n ' t o n e t o i n s p i r et h o u g h t s o f w o r l d l yd e s i r e . T h e j o k e , p u n i n t e n d e d ,i s o n y o u t h e n . S e e , w e k n o w o f a J o k w h o s e b e a u t yi s n o l a u g h i n g m a t t e r .H e r n a m e i s J o a h n i eS y l e n e ,2 0 0 5 ' s Girlfriend of the Year."Before, nung madalas ako

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No comparison to her StarStruck cgntemporaries, prease You are the first StarStruck Ultimate Survivor, but some of your batch mates like Katrina Halili and Cristine Reyes have become FHM babes way before you did. As much as possible ayoko sanang ma-compare ng mga tao sa kanila kasi wala namang poinl. Magkakaiba naman yung aming s t r e n g t h s .S i n c e t h e b e g i n n i n g yung pagka-package sa akrn was w h o l e s o m e .B u t I a d m i r et h e m b o t h , especiallysince we started in the industrytogether. In terms of physical assets, what sets you apart from them? Mahirap isipin,ha ha! Readers na lang natin ang hintayin nating magsabil Are you still close with your feflow StarStruck batch mates? Oo namanl ParticularlyNadine S a m o n t e ,K a t r i n aH a l i l i ,a n d SheenaHalili.

You just starred in the Metro Manila Film Festival entry Resiklo shown this December. How was it like working with Senator Bong Revilla? It was my first time to work with S e n a t o rB o n g , a n d a s h i s l e a d i n g lady pa. I played Bianca, a damselin-distress,when in my previous film and TV roles, ako yung parang superhero at may mga action sequences. Ngayon ako naman yung ipinagtatanggol.lt was an h o n o r w o r k i n gf o r s u c h a g r a n d p r o d u c t i o na n d w i t h S e n a t o r B o n g . He's very nice. We heard it's the most expensive Philippine-made film. lf you had millions to spare for a movie, what would you produce? Romancel Siyempre a romance film na musical,just like Moulin Rouge. Dapat challenging din yung role ko. Speaking of musicals, you're also part of Manila West Side Story. Yes, kasama ko rito si Jacky Woo. Iapos na kaming mag-film. I t ' s a n i n d i ef i l m n a i r e - r e l e a s e internationally,particularlyin Japan. So, can you relate to a RomeoJuliet, "bawal na pag-ibig" type of relationship? Hindi naman. Kasi hindi pa naman ako pinag babawalan, ha hal Wala pa akong bawal na relasyon na pinasok,lahat may blessing ng mommy ko. You've proven yourself a versatile you ng actress-doi ng fantaseryes, drama, action, and comedy films. What other roles would you like to portray? Parang lahat na ng gusto kong role nagawa ko na-kahit multo,ha ha! | guess gusto ko naman ma-try someday maging kontrabida. Pero aside from acting, gusto ko ring mag-aral para subukang maging professionalmake-up artist.

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Expect another album this year Which do you prefer-singing or acting? Both. Kung kaya kong ipagsabal', gagawin ko. That's why this 2008. gagawin ko na rin yung lhid albuko, because the last time I made onetyung "Letting Go'] was nung 2006 pa. What kinds of songs can we expect from your upcoming album? L o v e s o n g s , b a l l a d sp a r i n . l ' l l 6 e doing a lot of covers and revivals. Nung first album ko, may duet ako w i t h J a n n oG i b b s , y u n g " l f I ' m N o t in Love with Youj' sa secono namaF duet ng "Moments of Lovej' and s a u p c o m i n ga l b u m k o , i t ' s a d u e t version of "How Do I Live?" Paranc good luck charm ko si Janno sa mga albums ko. Speaking of revivals, how's it like reviving the classic Sharon Cuneta ditty'fP.S. I Love You" lor La Vendetta? lsasama ko rin yun sa album ko. Honestly,kinabahan ako, I reallyfe t pressured kasi dalawang beses ko pang inulit yung recording. Ayaw kasi nilang ipabago yung tono or ipabali yung tone, gusfo nila same s o u n d a s t h e o r i g i n a l ,P e r o s a n a nagustuhan ni Ms. Sharon Cuneta.

She shares her ghostly experiences Were you aware that they were going to kill your character Almira tn La Vendetta? Oo aware naman ako, especially when we had our story conference Tutal ako naman yung namatay na hindi nawala eh,ha ha. And actualli, na-excite ako sa role kasi first time ko mag-portray ng multo. Any creepy incidents on the set of the soap, though? Ah maramil May experience pa akong may nagpa-picture sa akin. sa akin lang siya nagpa-picture. Tuwang-tuwapa siya nun. Tapos after niyang magpa-picture sa akin.a few minutes after,biglang meron sa staff na tumakbo sa akin fapos sab "Jen!Jen! Yung nagpa-picturesa 'yo nagpakamatay!" Sabi nila after niyang magpa-picture, pumasok si, a sa kofse niya tapos binaril niya sar, niya. Naireak out talaga ako, buonc araw akong tulala.

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Her heart can't take lies Are you vindictive? Hindi. Pag may sama ako ng loob sa rsang tao, tahimiklang ako. Madali rin akong magpatawad. How's your heart? Eversince nag-collapse ako noonduringmy albumtour,naghyperventilateako kasimedyo weak yunghearlko, but thankfullyhindi na ulit nangyari.Sobrangstressed/ang siguroako noon. Now I take care of myself,makingsureI takevitamins and eat enoughhealthyfood for strength.And I sleepwheneverI can. And your love life? [Smiles]Okaynaman.Verymuch in love. Doyou believe in "monthsarlee"? Oo, pero hindi na kami

nagbibigayanng gifts. Pag umabot na kasing one year,yearlyna lang. And our favorite question: What's your type of guy? pre gentleman, supportive, Siyem loyal,and someonewho will loveme ally.Hindi sinungaling. uncondition

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JUKEBOXKING Having your makeout tracks softly playing in the background actually does help pave the way to hot and h e a v ys e x . B u t s i n g i n ga l o n g between lip locks and licks is an anecdote waiting to be told over coffee with a gaggle of cackling women.

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LEAVING RIGHT AFTER Y o u ' v ej u s t p u l l e d o u t a n d alreadyyou've got your pants back up and are heading for the door. You might as well leave a wad of cash on her nightstand,

MAMMARY B I T I N GA N D MANHANDLING Ouit biting her breasts like you're noshing on a carrot stick a n d m a n h a n d l i n gh e r m o u n d s as if you're prepping steak c u t s , S u c k i n g ,l i c k i n g ,s l i g h t pressure biting, and alternating between soft stroking and gentle mashing,yes. But keep t h e t o o t h w o r kt o a m i n i m u m . Women don't enjoy this. You wouldn't like it if she bit on y o u r p e n i s ,w o u l d y o u ?

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Nope. Just got that from Google Translate. Anyway, we've asked other Brazilian models we've talked to a lot about your country's fine beaches, are there any other natural wonders in Brazilwe're missing on? T h e A m a z o n !l t ' s o n e o f t h e l o n g e s t r i v e r si n t h e w o r l d . I r e m e m b e r t a k i n g a s i g h t s e e i n gb o a t r i d e t h e r e once and I was just amazed at its beauty. lt's paradise on Earth. Brazilians are also often associated with sexy swimwear. We're curious, is bikini Brazil's new national costume? ( l a u g h s )N o t y e t ! H a h a ! W e a r e b e a c h - l o v i n gp e o p l e ,t h a t ' s w h y you oftensee most Brazilian g i r l s w e a r i n g b i k i n i .B u t t h e r e s t i l l some parts of Brazilthat are very conservative. We have actual people as a backdrop!Weren't you scared someone would take advantage? N o t a t a l l .I ' v e b e e n i n t h e P h i l i p p i n e sl o n g e n o u g h t o k n o w t h a t y o u ' r e a v e r y c o u r t e o u sr a c e . I n f a c t , I ' v e m e t a l o t o f F i l i p i n o sa n d t h e y ' r ea l l v e r y f r i e n d l y .B e s i d e s ,I ' m a m o d e l s o I ' m u s e d t o p r y i n ge y e s . It comes with the territory. By "meeting Filipinosj' you

mean local guys hitting on you, right? T h e r ea r e s o m e w h o t r y t h e i r l u c k w h i l e t h e r e a r e o t h e r sw h o j u s t w a n t t o b e f r i e n d s .l t ' s f u n n y b u t m o s t o f t h e F i l i o i n o sI m e e t d o n ' t b e l i e v ea t firstthat I'm Brazilian. When local guys do try to talk to you, what pick-up line do they usually use? O h , I ' v eh e a r d a l o t o f t h o s e . M o s t l yt h e b a d o n e s , h a h a ! F r o m " l f i n d y o u v e r y b e a u t i f u l c, a n I g e t y o u r n a m e ? "t o w e i r d o n e s l i k e " l n o t i c e dy o u w e r e l o o k i n ga t m e a n d I t h o u g h ty o u ' d l i k et o k n o w m y n a m e l 'H a h a l B u t , u s u a l l y p , ick-up l i n e sd o n ' t w o r k o n m e . What does then? F i r s t ,I h a v e t o m e e t t h e g u y t h r o u g h a m u t u a lf r i e n d s o I c a n a s k a r o u n d h o w ' s h e ' s r e a l l yl i k e .I a l s o l i k e t a l k a t i v eg u y s w i t h a g r e a t s e n s e o f h u m o r .I c a n g e t a b i t s e r i o u s s o m e t i m e ss o I n e e d s o m e o n et o crack me uo once in awhile. First time we saw your face you were starring in a softdrink billboard, we reckon beer is not on your refreshments list. W r o n g ! A l t h o u g hI ' m n o t a h a r d c o r e ,d r i n k - t i l l - l - g e t - d r u nk ki n d o f g i r l I d o e n j o ya b e e r o r t w o e v e r y now and then.What's the ooint in

g o i n g o u t i f y o u ' r eg o i n g t o d r i n k i c e dt e a a l l n i g h t ! Right on! Say, we're dating and we head off to Brazil for some R and R, what would our schedule be like? l ' l lt a k e y o u f i r s tt o t h e b e a c h b e c a u s e I t h i n k e v e r y B r a z i lv i s i t o r s h o u l d c h e c k o u t o u r b e a c h e s .T h e r l'lltake you to our houseand cook s o m e F e i j o a d a( m e a ts t e w , r i c e a n d b e a n s )f o r l u n c h .A t n i g h t ,w e ' l l g o t o R i o s o y o u c a n e x p e r i e n c et h e B r a z i l i a nn i g h t l i f e . No soccer involved? N a t u r a l l yb, e i n g B r a z i l i a na n d b e i n g a r o u n d s o c c e r - c r a z yp e o p l e a l m o s t a l l m y l i f e ,I ' m a f a n . B u t I ' m m o r e into basketball. A hoops fan!Any favorite player? [ L e a n d r o ]B a r b o s a i s g r e a t .S o i s N e n e , B u t I l i k e A n d e r s o nV a r e j a o b e t t e r ,I l o v e h i s l o n g c u r l y l o c k s ! Ha!Tell us, when you were still a little girlwas modeling your dream job? N o t e n t i r e l yI. r e m e m b e rI w a n t e d to travelaround the world and learn a b o u t o t h e r c u l t u r e s .M o d e l i n gg a v e m e t h a t o p p o r t u n r t yb u t w e a r i n gn i c e c l o t h e sa n d p o s i n gf o r p h o t o g r a p h s are not reallywhat makes my job g r e a t ,I l i k et h e m e e t i n gp e o p l e p a r t o f i t a l o t m o r e .F H M

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l ' m d o i n g f a n t a s t i ca t t h e m o m e n t . I t ' s b e a u t i f u lh e r e i n S t , T r o p e z n ; ol t o o h o t , n o h u m i d i t yl.' m 1 u s tr e l a x i n : w i t h a b u n c h o f f r i e n d sf r o m N e w Y o r k a n d a f e w d i f f e r e n tc o u n t r i e s . W e ' v eb e e n c o m i n g h e r e f o r t h e l a s : few years.

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e v e r y o n ei n t h e c r e w A n d h e k n o w s m e b e t t e rt h a n a n y o n e ,s o h e k n e w h o w t o g e t a p e r f o r m a n c eo u t o f m e , and I truly,truly enjoyed it. Are you going to carry on acting? Of course,absolutely.That's my first l o v e ,a n d a l w a y sw i l l b e . I c a n ' t s a y w h a t I ' m l i n i n gu p r i g h tn o w ,b u t w e ' r e n e g o t i a t i n gf o r t h r e e f i l m s . Y o u ' r eg o i n g t o s e e a w h o l e n e w T a r aR e i d - n o c o m e d i e st h i s t i m e . How long have you been acting now? S i n c e I w a s s i x - q u i t e a w h i l e .l s n ' t i t crazy?I've made 24 movies already. Do you feel that your image has been somewhat manufactured by the press? T h a t ' st h e p r e s s ' s. 1 o bt ,h o u g h .T h e y m a k e e v e r y b o d yi n t o l i t t l ep u p p e t s , s a y i n gy o u ' r e M i s s P i g g y o r K e r m i t w i t h a f u n n y v o i c e ,b u t i t ' s u p t o y o u t o c h a n g ey o u r i n d i v i d u a l i t Iy h . ad f u n , b u t i n A m e r i c ai t ' s b a d t o h a v e f u n a n d y o u g e t p u n i s h e df o r i t , w h e r e a si n E u r o p ea n d o t h e r p l a c e s t h e y r e j o i c ei n h a v i n gf u n . B u t n o w t h e r e a r e g i r l s i n A m e r i c al i k e p a r i s I H i l t o n ]a n d I s t a r t t h r n k i n g ,, ' W a i t , w h a t m a d e m e a b a d g i r l ? I ' v en e v e r b e e n a r r e s t e d lI' w o n d e r i f s o m e p e o p l es t a r t t h i n k i n g ," W e m a d e t h i s g i r l o u t t o b e b a d j u s t f o r h a v i n ga g o o d t i m e ' l I d o n ' t t h i n k I s h o u l de v e r b e p u n i s h e df o r b e i n gh u p p y

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So you did do a lot of partying? Everyonedoes,but you'llneverread a storyabout me going out and partyingwhen I'm supposedto be w o r k i n gs, h o w i n gu p o n a s e t d r u n ko r missinga day,never.But when l,m not workingwhy shouldn'tI havefun? Am I supposedto stay at home and live in a cage? | like to havefun and have peoplearoundme, I think the reason I n e v e re n d e du p i n a s m u c ht r o u b l e as Parisor Lindsayllohan] is that I'm not stupid,so I'd neverdo a lot of the thingsthose girlsdo, and I'vealways had good friendsaroundme. So they are stupid? Y e a h .L i k e ,L i n d s a ym a k e s $ 1 b m i l l i o na m o v i e ,s o w h y d o e s n ' ts h e h a v e a d r i v e r ?| d o n ' t g e t i t . l f y o u g e t d r u n k ,t h a t ' sf i n e , b u t d o n ' t d r i v e . They need to straightenup a litfle bit a n d m a k e b e t t e r i n v e s t m e n t sA. n d t h e y s h o u l ds u r r o u n dt h e m s e l v e s w i t h b e t t e r p e o p l ew h o d o n , tl e t t h e m g e t t h e m s e l v e si n t r o u b l e . Are you friends with paris. Lindsay or Britney? N o , I ' m o l d e rt h a n t h e m ,I k n o w t h e m a l l ,b u t I d o n ' t h a n g o u t w i t h t h e m . Weren't you the same as them? I was a party girl, but I played by t h e r u l e s .I t h i n k i t ' s g e t t i n g w o r s e a n d w o r s e b e c a u s et h e r e ' ss o m u c h p r e s s u r en o w .T h e l i f e o f a m o v i e s t a r i s m u c h m o r e d i f f i c u l tb e c a u s e of the paparazzi.Youmight have a

b a d d a y a n d b e s a d ,b u t w h e n y o u ' r e t h a t f a m o u s e v e r y o n ei n t h e w o r l d k n o w s y o u ' r es a d .T h e n t h e y ' l ls a y y o u ' r e h a v i n ga b r e a k d o w na n d t h a t m a k e st h i n g sw o r s e . Do you find yourself disgusted by the paparazzi? N o , b e c a u s eI ' m u s e d t o i t a n d i f y o u m a k e t h e p a p a r a z zyi o u r f r i e n d they're okay.lf you're mean to them t h e y ' r eg o i n g t o g e t b a c k a t y o u , b u t I ' m n o t .l ' l l g i v e t h e m a p i c t u r e ,s o i t ' s not so bad. Should you have to do that? l ' m a p u b l i cf i g u r e ,s o i t ' sn o t l i k e I d i d n ' ta s k f o r i t .A t t h e e n d o f t h e d a y I r e a l i z et h e r e a l i t yo f w h a t i t i s . Have camera phones become irritating? That'sa problem.That does bother me, The paparazziis one thing,but with camera phones they catch you b l i n k i n go r w h e n y o u ' r el o o k i n gb a d , then make a negativestory up from the picture.And nobody looks good o n a c a m e r ap h o n e .T h e r e ' ss o m u c h money to be made from a bad picture that people wait for it. A good picture will make $500, but a bad pictureof m e i n B u e n o sA i r e s p i c k i n gu p s o m e trash will make $3,OOO. Can you tell us about your surgery woes? I h a d s u r g e r y[ b r e a s t se n h a n c e m e n t a n d l i p o s u c t i o na] n d i t d i d n ' tg o w e l l a t a l l .T o b e h o n e s tw i t h v o u , i t w a s

a disaster.But who wants that to h a p p e n ?Y o u g o t o l o o k b e t t e r n o t worse. So I regret ever even having it, but that's what I did and I can't t a k e i t b a c k .I ' v el e a r n e df r o m a l l m y mistakes How did you get such a great voice? I always had that voice.When I w a s l i t t l et h e y u s e d t o m a k e f u n o f m e a n d s a y I ' d s w a l l o w e da f r o g , a n d I ' d c r y ," l d i d n ' ts w a l l o wa f r o g J ' M a y b e I s h o u l d b e s p o n s o r e db y M a r l b o r oL i g h t s .A c t u a l l y I, d o s m o k e s o m e t i m e sb , ut this isjust my voice. M y s i s t e rh a s t h e s a m e a n d m y m o m h a s t h e s a m e - i t ' s t h e R e i d v o i c e .l f I h a v e a b o y f r i e n dI c a n ' t h a v e o n e o f m y g i r l f r i e n d sc a l l t h e m i n s t e a d o f m e , b e c a u s em y v o i c e i s s o distinctive. Are you dating at the moment? N o , I ' m s i n g l ea n d I ' m r e a d yt o mingle. You seemed to have a few jock boyfriends-are you still into them? I t h i n k t h a t p h a s em i g h t b e o v e r . I ' m g r o w i n gu p a n d t h i n k I w a n t s o m e o n ew i t h t h e b r a i n s ,m o r e o f a b u s i n e s s m a nI.w a n t s o m e o n ew h o ' s g o i n g t o f u l f i l l m e m e n t a l l yI. d o n ' t want to be smarter than the guy. Even if they've got a potbelly? I l i k e p o t b e l l i e so n g u y s ,I t h i n k i t ' s sexy,You could be getting lucky.FHM

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Preggysue's got a problem DearAsie,

I just wanna ask some favor and I hopeyou will grant my request.I'm two monthspregnant.We wish to seesometips and safe sexpositionsfor pregnant womenon your column. Thanks! poker, Prcggy byemail likeyouhavetried It sounds everything sofar andnothing isworking! Hereisthesecret: Havehim lie downon hisside and enteryou,Oncethat has yourlegs happened, intertwine withhis-kindof likescissors. Go slowand rockwith each other,his leg shouldactually rubagainstyourclit,or you can yourself. stimulate lf all else fails,the bestyou can do for himis oralsex,Hopefullyhe is as understanding as my partner. Goodluckl

'lt hurts!' Dear Asia, Whydoesit hurtwhenmygirlpees a f t e r h a v i n gs e x ? l s t h e r e s o m e t h i n g w r o n g ? L a s t t i m e w e h a d s e x ,s h e h a d h e r p e r i o d .l t w a s h e r t h i r d d a y . What couldbe the problem?

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There are two oossible reasons. First: When you had sex, you d i d n ' t e n o u g h f o r e p l a y ,S h e w a s n ' t l u b r i c a t e de n o u g h s o h e r v a g i n a g o t s o r e b e c a u s eo f t h e r u b b i n g . Second, she may have UTl, or UrinaryTract Infection.This is very common amongwomen-they can contract this by wearing too-tight j e a n s , c h a n g i n gd i e t , c h a n g i n g s l e e p i n gh a b i t s ,h o l d i n gt h e i r p e e f o r a l o n g t i m e , s t r e s s ,a n d a l s o

by havingsex with little lubrication. So my advice to you is, have more foreplay-eat her out ior 20 minutes, make her reallywet, suck her clitoris a n d p u t a f i n g e r i n s i d eh e r w h i l e flickingyour tongue and Frenchkissingher lower lips,then swirl one finger around her vagina gently when you feel her juice is flowing. She will totally go wild with this, I guarantee you. You have to make sure when you do this finger action you stad gently because there's nothing that can thrill or excite a woman in this situation than teasing while her pussy is wet. Now, I'm getting wet just answering yourquestion!

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I'm a collegeteacherat a knorm universityherein Bicol.I got closeto a femalestudent,who I'd lokinglycall "bhaby,"andwe oftenhavea drinkingsessionat my house.I'm married,but my husbandwas not aroundmost of thetimethathe didn'tnoUceI was feelingsomethingdifferent towardmy student.Onetime at school,duringbreak,I beganto feelhornytowardmy "bhaby" thatI askedher to go homewith me.I knewshehad an ideaof what I wantedto happen.So off we wentto my houseand drankshotsof brandy.We soon lostconhol-lundressed her in our livingroom andkissed her breasts. We wereso into the actthat we didn'tnoticemy husbandcomehomeearly.We were caughtin the acf both totallynakedlMy husbandwas initiallyspeechless, but nextthing I knewhe beganto takeoff his clothes. I fearedthathe might do something violent,but none of thathappened. Instead,my "bhaby,"rny husbandand I all had a h"ppy ending. Lynlyn, Bicol

My boyfriend andI belongto the samecircleof friends. Oneday,we hada drinkingsessionat a friend's house.WhenI felt a littletipsyI asked myfriendif I couldsleepin their guestroom,My boyfriendcameafter me,I was halfasleepwhenhe started kissingme andgropingmy breasts. The nextthingI knew,we wereboth naked.He suckedon my boobshard andfinger-fucked mewell,too,Then I gavehimthe bestblowjobever,As he beganthrustingme we'dheara terriblenoisefromthe airbed,but I wasso wet anddeaddrunkthatwe ignoredthe soundandwenton with the humping. ltriedto suppress my moansr afraidourfriendswouldhear us.ThenextmorningI received a text messagefrom my friend:"Hoy, binombahanko na yung kama,para nexttime mag-"nap" kayo,di na maingal'Iwasa littleembarrassed then,but nowmy boyfriend andljust laughaboutit. Jesilicious, byemail

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lam a movieaddictWhenI dont just stayat haveworkto do,I usually homeandwatchDVDsall daylong, Thismakesit difficultfor meto find a movieI haven'twatchedamongthe lt on sidewalks. oiratedCDsavailable to wasa weekendandI'mdesperate findsomethingI haven'twatchedin stallsalongZapote'ssidewalkvendors. My interestwascaughtby onevendor whoshouted:"Sir, anonghanapniyo? Meronako ditongPearliesl'l thought, hownice-a movieI haven'twatchedl So I askedhim,"Sinohgbida?'lo I whichhe replied, "SiJit Lehl'When lookedat the DVDcover,the movie was FearlessstarringJet Li, byemail Aarun,

I wason a datewiththis fromwork, bombshell soohisticated whichI'vebeencourtingfor many monthsnow Knowingthat she's intoJapanesegrub,I broughtherto a fancyAsianrestoin Makati.But sinceI reallyhadno ideaaboutthe Jap menu,I resortedto a chew-andEraduateaddsiizz to eating,First swallowapproach to iitlers up wasa strangegreenchunkof I was Duringcollegegraduation, the waiterservedto us substance with a side plateof soy sauce.Trying feelinguneasyandanxiousfor Afraidthat an unknownreason, to impressmy gorgeousdate-l took 'when my namegetscalled,some dunkedit in sauceand a spoonful, wentwell gobbledit up.Everything accidentmighthappen,likeme gettingtrippedwhilereceiving my thatthe for a seconduntilI realized I excusedmyselffromthe was makingmy goo ljust swallowed diploma, groupandwentto the bathroomto noseexplodeintoflames.I fought but hardto containmy composure "spankthe monkeyl'lt was effective suddenly becausemy nervousness thatthingwasso strongit made I rushedback'tothe disappeared. my eyesballout.lmagineme As excitedandsmiling. ceremony, cryingwhilemy facecontortedinto onlya sukang my namewas called,I hadmy head so hideous something up andwalkedup the stagewhen putimodelcouldpulloff.Thatdamn told me,"Bro, one of my batchmates wasabiruinedme,bigtime! and mayputisatogamoJ'lstopped Peanut_butt, byemail sawsemenon mytoga!| ranto the to washit off.The people Bus door qrrshEs bathroom passGnger'sheart in the ceremonywerecluelessas to why I took off.Goodthingnoneof I alwayscatchthe lasttripfrom the guestsknewwhatit was! to the city,andas our province legzter,byemail exoectedthe buswouldbe full of o passengers by then,mostlystudents E. from mountainareas and residents I alreadyin a standingposition. uJ Evenwhenthe bus hasdeparted, Y Y the conductorloadspassengers we're like againandagainuntil z inside. OnetimeI stood sardines IEdoorso that I nearthe hydraulic The bus l couldleancomfortably. I J again,andjust loadedpassengers