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cramped, devoid of a dashboard, h a s h o r r i b l es u s p e n s i o na n d a p a l t r ye n g i n e r u n n i n ga t t h e m e r c y of a rubber belt placed at the back. Yet you'll have to agree with enthusiasts like the Volkswagen Club of the Philippines-shown here displayingtheir prized babies at theirannualVW Custom and Classic Car Show at the Bonifacio Naval Station Parade Grounds in Fort Bonifacio,Taguig-that they are the sexiest buggers on the face of the planet. lt has curves to die for, it drips attitude,and will run for as long its master wants it to-even o u t l i v eh i m ! P r o o f :t h e V W C P p u t s a hefty 70 percent of its criteria o n t h e c a r ' s f u n c t i o n a l i t yi n t h e i r shows. They have been at this for 2 2 y e a r s .T h e y ' r eg r o w i n g o l d , t h e cars haven't. In fact, these Beetlebums are so crazy over their cars that in March t h e y w i l l a t t e m p tt o s e t a G u i n n e s s World Record for the longest line of Volkswagen cars. Should they s u c c e e d i n m a k i n gt h e b u g s d o t h e H i t l e r g o o s e s t e pt h e r e c o r d i s t h e i r s to keep unchallengedforever!

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In real life, would you want to be a defender of tlre universe? Why not? lf I have the power, di ba? Haha. Ang sarapsiguro ng feelingto be a superheroand battle evil. Sa Zaido nga, show pa lang iyon and not real, but the childrenalreadylook up to you. What more kung totoong savior ka na ng universe? What was hatd about being a pulis pangkalawakan? Before namin ginawa yun, we underwentweeks of trainingon ridinga motorcycleand attended fight classeslikearnis,trampoline, and harness.Ang pinaka-na-enjoy ko talagayung trampoline, tapos motorcycle.Nung una kasiwe didn't even know the basics of riding,but we were fast learners. Now that you know how to ride a bike, what type of woman would you want sitting out back? I'd go for those who are not high maintenance.lam more attracted to simplewomen ratherthan those na medyo maarte. Who would she be if she were a stal? Siguro si Angel Locsin. Siya na kasinaging partner ko when I was just starting. I felt na nakuha na namin yung npporl and chemistry that's why when lworked with her, I was reallycomfortable. Would you follow her, though, to the other side of the fence? I don't see any reasonto do that. Wala akong masasabisa pagaalaga at suportang nakukuha ko ngayon. I also want to prove to them I'm wofthy of it all. lt's not my goal to be a superstar.Gusfo ko lang parati akong may trabaho, yung lagi akong nariyan. We hear you're into heavy metal, but in SOFs music video awards you won singing the Air Supply classic.All Out Of Lovel'What gives? Sa tingin ko, magaling lang talaga yung gumawa nung video. Maybe the audiencesaw something different in it. Medyo dark din kasiyung theme.But I'm happy

consideringwe only did that music video for five hours. Does that mean you have a tendency to leave acting for singing? That's tough kasiparehong matimbang. Pero for work siguro I'll pick acting.You can sing even in the showeror when you're alone. Pero kapag nagact ka nang mag-lsaespecially in crowded areas,people might thinkyou're crazyl Do you have a dark side? Ha ha! | know I'm usually stereotypedas a nice guy because of the roles I play. But like Peter Parkerin SpiderMan 3, I enjoy playingcharacterswith a dark side. Not that I haveone, but it's very challengingplaying someonewith a somewhat twisted personality. You could have experienced more had you committed to purcuing your degree in Psychology. Ha ha! ActuallyI finished International Studiesat Miriam College.My first coursewas Psychology.Nung first day ko naisipkong parang hindi ko kaya, fapos some of my friends were taking up lnternational Studies. Sabi nila sa akin, doon na lang daw ako lumipat kasiwalangMath. Lipat agad ako! Ha ha!

experiencesko with them.Thereare evenfanswho giveme things,like a gamingconsole kasialamyata nilang mahilig ako sa video games.

Wrat would we find out about you when we see your collection? That I'm into things artistically done. I love movies.I spend my free time watchingfilms or playing video games. Minsan nga after work hindi ako kaagad natutulog. I even havea collectionof DVDs ng moviesthat are hard to find, like those of Akira Kurosawa. How do you express youl artistic side?

Some expensive bounty there? Any other gifts you Gar€ to declarc? It came from a priest,this image of Jesusna parang nasa crib. He even wrote a wonderful letter to go with it. Hindi ko lang iniexpectthat someonelike him would appreciatewhat I'm doing. Wlry hasn't there been any action figure made in your likeness? Action heroes ale entitled to one!

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Bata pa lang ako mahilig na akong mag-drawing.There was even a time na gustung-gustoko talaga yung concept na ginawa ko kayal had it tattooed on my arm. Pero ngayon,if you notice,it's fading. Pinabubura ko na rin kasi. Wry, the fickle-minded bug bit you? Ha ha! | reallydon't know,but as far as career talk goes, I've always been the type of personna wala talagangambisyon. I'm so differentfrom my friends who had a clear idea of what they wanted to be. Go with the flow lang ako. Good thing show businesscame along. You say you'rc always serious. Do people mistake you for being a snob? Most of the time! Minsan kasi. sobrang tahimikako. But I'm just likethat. May pagkalqner kasiako and a bit antisocial.I'm not the type of person kasi opensup sa mga taong hindi naman gaano ka-close. Ever had a any weird

with fans nila na lagi

Sana! Nung una ka pa lang nakitayung costumesnamin in Zaido, naisip ko kaagad na sana magkaroonkami ng merchandise. It's now a hit amongkids so maybe papatok din siya sa market I recentlywent to Japannga tapcs I devoted some time lookingfor a Shaideraction figure. Kasolang wala na rin akong nakuha. Do you still have time for things like, say' sporG? Lately hindi na ako masyadong nakapaglalaropero I used to regularlyplay badminton.I can't say l'm that good pero siguro mga sevenout of 10 naman ratingko. Do you still commit bloopers? MaramilPinaka-recentko nung pressconferenceof Zaido.lnaabot ko kasiyung microphonesa rsang writer. Malayo siya sa akin. Tapos when lwas goingbackto the stage,ltripped kasimedyo malaki yung sapatosko. Good thing hrndi namanako tumumba!Ha ha! How imposing a dad will you be? l'll be understanding.Like if he wants to be an actor,I'd support him all the way. He should be seriouswith work and he should be a professional.Those two are the main ingredientspara hindi siya mawalan ng trabaho. Pero sa tingin ko mahiyain din yun paglaki katulad ko. KunS papasok man siya, unexpecteddln. llUhy arc you such a chick magnet? Ha ha! | don't reallyknow but if you want me to give a hunch,siguro tahimiklang kasiako,I'm not the type of guy who is out there. Sabi nga ni Popoy (Caritativo,his manager)mysteriousdaw ang aura ko. Siguro yun. So what's your game plan this February? Mahirap kasi mag-planobecause of what I do. But if ever I'd be free,I'd spend it with a special someone kung meron man. Kung wala naman,lwill spend it with my family.FHM lnterview by Janelle D. Guce

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pero, ewan ko..siguro... hindi ko alam. Pero kapag nagshoshow ako masayanamanako na maraming nakakikilalasa akin. Going back to that very first calendarshoot you did with us two years ago-did you really think it would do you any good baring yourself like that? The peoplefromGMA ArtistCenter weretellingme thatyou guyshad reallywantedme so bad.That mademe veryhappy.I remember theyshowedme FHM picturesof nd what has she got to say for all AssuntaDe Rossiand asked,"Kaya of this? 'Hindi ko alam!' mo ba'fo?" ltold themI couldonly She doesn'tknow.Katrina, wear two-piecepero beyondthat it appears,is not good at taking hindipa. I don'tevenremember stockof the massivefameand now kung readyna ba ako o fortuneshe has considerable hindi. Bastamasayaakong gusto amassedin four quickyears, ninyo ako. Kasiganon ako-kapag A good thingand bad thing nagsho-showako kahit isangkanta lang, kapag naramdamankong both at the sametime,if you give gusto ako ng mga tao kakantaako it somethought.Whileshe has definitely cashedin on the destiny kahit ilan pa ang gusto nila. Now we all know how that turned accordedher earlyon in the first StarStrucksearch,fairlyor unfairly, out, in particularmakingit all to the top spot ot FHMs 100 as the bad girl most likelyto be the Sexiest List twice. lt can't be any nextmajorsex kitten,Katrinasays more beautifulthan that, can it? she wouldjust as quicklygiveit all up and go backto her hometown Yanang sobranghindi ako El Nido,Palawanand forgetshe makapaniwalalOo, masayaako, everwas a celebrity. but I remember whenI was walking As you'llmostdefinitely glean downthe catwalkat the 100 Sexiest from this latestinterviewwith EvenIhindi ko naiisipna akoang pinaka-sexyat ang ganda-gandakol the currentkontrabidaqueenas Well, one million votes can't be Angelikain Marimar,FHM triedits best to get Katrinato say so herself a joke. Are you still the reluctant that she is richand famousbeyond star-fame or no fame, it doesn't matter-we read you to be when herwildestdreams,But eitherin a humblefit, a coy denial,or just plain you were just slogging it out in not givinga heck,she downplays Starstruck 1? her successand repeatedly Yes,ganon pa rin ako hanggang makes a casefor goinghometo Palawan. ngayon,nagkataonlang na Ouitehonestly, we couldn't maramiakongprojectsand shows. get it. We're thrilledthat we had I'vealwaysbeenjust thankfulwith a handin makinga superstarof what I have,ine-enjoyko lang. her.We want her to be as rich and Hindi ako naghahanapng wala famousfor as long as she can hold ako.What reallygets me going in on to it. Other starscan only hope this businessis the supportof the peoplewho reallylikeme. of matchingher feat of toppingour 100 SexiestListtwice.Lord knows To what extent have fans, the guywho boughtthe Katrina especiallythe male ones,gotten Halililife-size standeefor herto out of their way to pleaseyou? (Veryexcited)Hindi ko inaasahan sign wants her.Justwants her. yung autographsigningng 2OOB Oh, you knowit, Katrina.Even if you don'twant it, somebodyelse FHM calendar,may nagdala ng is boundto tellyouthatyou haveit, standeenatinl Meron pa siyang And admitit,you'vegot to loveit,.. dalangstuffedtoy and lettersaying how he had beena fan sincethe She got fame Darnadays.He said he had written Katrina,this time we're really you guysa letterbeggingto buy a sure you are famous, even standeeand that it becameletter superstar material. How does of the month [Mach,Letterof the that sit with you? Month,November20071.Sabi Hindi-hindi pa rin ako sikat,hindi ninyo raw hindi ibinebentayun ko siya nararamdaman. kaya magtanong na lang siya sa Although I will say na malakiang naitulong mga newsstand.So ikot daw siya nang ikot,nagtatanongkaya lang sa akin ng FHM, pati ang soap walangibinebenta,hanggangsa operasdahil hindi ako nawawala

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tinulungan siya ngfriend niya na makahanapng store at nakiusap silang ibenta sa kanilayung standee.Na-touch akol Gonsideringyou were deeply touched, would it be possible for Katrina Halili to fall for the normal guy moving mountains to please her? Pare-parehonaman tayong lahat, di ba, so hindi rin natin masasabi.

lutting money to worK Of course, you're richer now than you ever were because of the success.We hear you bought a new car recently? Ah, no I still havethe samecars I had two yearsago: the Nissan Serenavan and a Honda City para

sa.nanayko. Sa susunod na ako bibili, wala nang budget, ha ha ha! Ah yes, the trusty Serena we alwayssee you in on location shoots. What about real estate? Meron akong farm sa Palawangusto ko roon tumira pero wala pa siyanglamanl l'll probablyhave a lot of animalsthere.I lovepets! Ewan ko ba, gusto ko talagang maramingalaga. Kahit nung bata pa ako,di ba sa labasng school may mga nagbebentang mga ibon, bili ako nang bili noon tapos nakakalatlang sa kwarto. What about getting a luxury condo unit on the 21st floor like this one we're shooting in? No. The plan is to put up a condotel in Palawannextyear.

Yes,the businesses.You have a lingerie line now called Playmates,some pieces of which you wear in this pictorial. What got you into it? Nagkaroonako ng ideafor this businesswhen lfirst madeit on top of the 100 SexiestList.During the show,.I found myselfenjoying the ramp part at parang gusto kong damitanyung sarili kotThen anothertime,lwas includedin a fashionshow fapos naisipko uli na gusto kong gumawa ng sarilikong damit.So lthoughtlcould come up with a concept,thenget a designer friendto makethe piecesfor me, whichlwould keepto myself.So fromthis idea,thisyear'splanis to stage lingeriefashionshows featuringmy collection.

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So we can buy this stuff now? Hindisryaavailablesa market, sa websiteko lang.And madeto-ordersrya.What will happen is, if, for example,nag-showako ngayon tapos meron kaming ginawang10 designs, tapos nagustuhanko apat doon, magpoproduce ako ng ilang pirasonoon taposyun lang ang ibibenta ko. In Japan,they havethese vending machinesselling used schoolgirl panties.Don't you think that's a great idea-stuff with your "l UsedThem" sealof approval? Ha ha ha, hindi ko siya maisipl Becauseyou now have an endless supply of panties and bras, would you likely give them away to fans? Like April Boy Regino throwing out b a s e b a l lc a p s ? Hindi ko rin siyamaisip...siguro pwedel Mamimigay ako sa FHMI Then there's Barracks.How's that doing? We're 12 partnersin the business but onlytwo peopleare actually hands-on.and one of them is Allan K. So far magandanamanang takbo niya, maraming tao palagi. We don't think you're a big fan of booze-at least not when you work with us-so does that mean owning a bar makes you drink more often? Hinditalaga ako umiinompero enjoypa rin kasi masarapang iced tea naminlOr sometimes I drink frozen margarita,para siyangjuice! Given these businesses,do you think you have the knack for entrepreneurship? Actuallyang plano ko nga roon ako sa Palawan,magtatayo ng grocery,bibiling jeep pampasada.Kahit anong businesspapasukinko, ganoon ka-simple.

Not fade away How long do you think this will all last? Sa maniwalakayo't sa hindi, since I started binilanganko yung sariliko. Sabi ko threeyears/ang ako rito, tapos uuwi na ako ng probinsya.Mag-a-apatna taon na ako sa showbizdi ba?l And it doesn't look like the r i d e w i l l e n d a n y t i m es o o n . l s i t s p o i l i n gt h e g r a n d p l a n ? No, bafa pa namanako. Nagenjoy na ako rito. I mean ready na ako kung hindi na ako active, okay lang. Nagkaroon na ako ng

mga soap operas,nagka-cover ng FHM, dalawangbeses naging Philippines' Finestsa 100 Sexiest, nagkapelikula.Ang dami ko nang maipagmamalakipagtanda kol Don't you want to grow old in show business?What if you become a successfulcomedian 10 years from now? Ayoko namangmagsalitanang tapos,pero gusto ko talagangtumira sa Palawan.Pwede pa rin naman akong magtrabahosa showbizkahrt tagaroonna ako. Huwag lang daily dahil di na carryyun! You never miss a project, yet you've been hospitalizedonce and frequently sick. Don't you think parang lugi ka? Actually,yung mga ospitalat sakitsakit na yan enjoynga ako. I get time off and rest.I stillwork kasi kung minor lang o sakit-sakitan lang nararamdamanko. There was this time na nasaospitalako for minortreatment,meronakong ribboncutting sabi ko, "Tekamay eventako, lalabasmuna akol" Have you given any thought to what you might look like when you're 60? Siguro lola na ko at may mga apo na ako. Pero siyempremaganda pa rin dahil aalagaanako niDr. V i c k iB e l o ,h a h a h a ! Or if you have a daughter,will you want her to pose for FHM il t h e m a g a z i n ei s s t i l l a r o u n d ? Why not? Ako kasineverakong nag-iisipna pangit gawin yun. Kasi di ba may mga ibang tao na sinasabi "Ayokomag-FHM!" na tipong may kadirieffectpa. Minsan gusto ko silang tanungin: "Bakit, ano ba sa tingin nila ang pinaggagawanamin sa FHM?" Nakabubuwisit sila. Kasi ako-and for sure lahatnang nagka-chance maging cover girl af nai-feature ninyo-hindi nalalaswaan.Ang sa akin lang, siguro hindi sila confident.Sabihinna lang nila na hindi pa nila kaya, na hindi pa sila ready.Aminin na lang sa sarilina hindicarryl Finally,if you are offered a role in Shake, Rattle and Roll39, willyou accept? Oo naman, bakithindil Go lang yonlexlltr For more photosof Katrina,log on to www.fhm.com.ph or brt
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involvestons of non-stoplaughter and funnystupidstories.And it's priceless,too. But believe me, I'vedone the usualparty things-gettingdrunk,bar hopping, dancingtillthe morning. What kind of man do you want? I want a manwho can be "quitea character"and not just a character. What should a man who is "quite a character" do to get on your better side? Justbe cool and sharelots of fun.

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her back becauseyou'remissinga bedmate whose oralskillsyou'vealreadypainstakingly fine-tuhed?Or do you feel likeyou'd ratherburn your entireporn collectionthan livewithouther? Takethis quizand find out why the hellyour heartand other more importantbody parts are yearningfor yourex... Pointsfor each answer are given. Add up the values fo see if you should run back to your honey or move on to other potential ex'girlfriends.

FNFT A e of the crimein orderto pinpointthe criminals,it's stateof mindand figureout why and how m-a-breakup eractlythe shit hit the fan. Was your breakup of telenovela proportions? A) Yes,we calledeach other names and tradedX-ratedinsults.(2) B) Sort of-we said we hated each otherand that was that. (1) C) No, becausewe're both non(0) confrontational. D) No.We brokeup throughtext.( 2) What was the first thing you did after you called it

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A) I cried in the shower.(2) B) | erasedher numberfrom my cellphone,but then I realizedI had alreadymemorizedit. (1) C) | calledup her best friendand flirtedwith her! (-1) D) What else?| got dr:unkand startedbadmouthingher! (-2) What do you think led to your breakup? A) We werejust too muchalike.(2) B) Thingswere just goingtoo fast too soon.(1) C) We were both makingsakal eachother.C1) D)The moreI knewher,the moreI hatedmyselffor beingwith her.(-2) Describe the look on hel face the very moment your relationship flatlined. A) She cri€d so hard I had to look away.(2) B) Likeshe just foundout Santa Clauswas a fake.(1) C) She lookedlikea zombie.(0) D) She actuallylaughed!C2)

How w?s lour relationship before You broke up? A) She made me feel like Brad Pitt,Superman,and James Bond all rolledinto one! (2) B) Away-batiall the time, but we were in love.(1) C) lt's complicated.(0) D) ln the first place,we got togetherso she could have someoneto presentto her friendswho already-married were pressuringher to get a man-anyman-ASAP!(-2) How long wete you together before your

partnershipended? A) A few years.(2) B) Arounda year.(1) C) A few months,(0) D)A monthor leSs.G2) What if you find out she's already with a new guy, say, five weeks aftel you've called it quits? A) I'll show up at her doorsteP and go ballistic.(2) B) l'lljustlet her be with her new man.(0) C) I'll ask her what the otherguY has that I don't have.C1) D) I'll considerit my de facto licenseto haveas manyonenightstandsas possible.(-2) What was the scenario one week after You broke

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A) We didn't heara word from eachother-but I kePtvisiting her Multiplyand Friendstersites' (2) B) We exchanged"How u?" (1) SMS messages. C) She avoidedmy calls.(Damn c a l l e rl D ! )( - 1 ) D) Everyonesaid I lookedat least10 yearsyounger.C2)

Did you establish anY breakup rules early on in your relationshiP? A) Bullshit!We thoughtwe'd be togetherforever.(2) B) We nevertalked about such emotionalstuff.(0) C) We agreed not to badmouth eachother.(-1) D) ls askingeachother not to break each other'sheartcounted?(.2) What triggered your Post' breakup meltdown? A) The merememoryof her scent.(2) B) 'A ThousandMiles"by Vanessa Carlton.(1) C) What meltdown?Youjust feel (.1) weirdeatingaloneat Jollibee. D) The fact that she still has Your CD collectionpissedyou off' (-2)

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You go, "What can I do to take away your pain?" She replies... A) "Let'stryto talkaboutour problemsome moreJ'(2) B) "Maybewe just needto take a littlebreakfrom eachotherl'(1) C) " NakulBwisit ka! You'rejust h o r n y ! ("- 1 ) D) "Die,mother*****.! Die!"(-!) She asks, "Can we still be friends?" You say... A) "Okay,let's give it a try. Youca the shotsl'(2) B) "Sure-butI'mstillin lovewith y o u J(' 1 ) C) "l honestlydon't know if I can do thatl' (0) D) "Yes-butonly if we can have sexl'C2) "l think we got into bed too soonj' she reminds. You retort... A) "l don'tthinkso. I had issuesl' (2) B) "Maybe,but greatsexwasn't o u r p r o b l e m (J1' ) C) 'Are you sayingyou didn't like i t ? "( - 1 ) D) " NakulTwo monthsnga ako naghintay,'nol"(-2)

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You ask, "How could you give up on us so easily?" She answers... A) "How can you accuseme of that?"with loadsof tearswashing awayher make-up.(But she doesn'tcarel)(2) B) "Our on-again-off-again status just makesme crazy!"(1) C) "l feel likeyou'veturnedmy heart intoyourpersonalpifiatal"(-1) D) With a bitter,BellaFloreslaugh.(-2)

"What went wrong?" she asks. You respond... A) "l thinkit'smostlymyfaultJ' (2) B) "l guesswe didn'ttryhard enoughto figureouthowto reach

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a compromise abouta bunchof t h i n g s J( 1 ' ) C) "Malay ko bal" (-1) D) "lkaw kasi,ehl Ano ba masama (-2) sa threesome?!" "Why were you so cruel to me?" she laments. You answer... A) -lf lwas, tell me what I can do to makeit up to you-evenif you'd just want to be friendsJ'(2) B) "Sorry.I didn'trealizelwas suchan assholel'(1) C) "Whatthe hellare you talking about?"(-1) D) "Cruelka diyanlCruelis when you askedme to hangout with yourfamily!"(-2)

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message,which meansshe'ssad but doesn'twant to giveYouthe satisfactionthat she is. (2) B) Doesn'ttext back untilafter you'vesent the messageat least fivetimes.Thismeansshe still doesn'ttrust herselfnot to beg you to come backto her.(1) C) She textsback:"Hu u?" She kindof wantsto triggerYour nervousbreakdown.('1) D) Goes overto your houseand givesyou the finger,a movethat speaksfor itself.C2)

"Have you told your friends that we broke up?" you ask. Her response... A) "No, not yet.Theylikeyou so I haveto break it to them gentlyJ'(2) B) "l'm planningto tell all of t.[em at the sametime...whenI'm sureI won'tcry easilyanymorel'(1) C) "Theydon't want to hearabout us breakingup for the nth timel'(0) D) "Yeah.Theypromisedto host a breakuppartyfor mel' C2)

You "stalk" her online and you find that... A) You'restill in her Friendster friendslist...fornow.(2) B) Her blog aboutyour breakuP 'waswithoutits dirtydetails.(1) C) She bloggedaboutYouand all yourannoyinghabits.(-1) D) Her friendshavebloggedabout you and your annoyinghabits.(-2)

You follow up with "How about me? Should ltell people na wala na taYo?" She responds... A) "lf you'rethat excitedto move onl' (Don'tmissthe sarcasm.)(2) B) "lt's up to you. Do it if you think there'sno chanceof us getting backtogetherl'(1) C) "What for? We're not in showbizl'(0) D) '^Goaheadand announceit for all I care.I alreadychangedmy 'Singlel"(-2) Friendsterstatusto You ask her, "How do we deal with each other now?" She replies... A) "l stillwant to keep in touchwith youl'(2) B) "Let'sjust be civilto eachother if and when we run into each otherl'(1) C) "From now on, wag na wag ka nangpupuntasa Robinsons Galleria kasiyun ang favoritemall ko. I don't want to accidentallyrun intoyoul'(-1) D) " Bahala ka na sa buhay mo. I wish you infinite nalas!' (-2)

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awayor makeyour mamaproud and pursuea happyending.UP to you.(2) B) Returnsall the giftsyou gave her.Sadnessmakeswomendo crazythings.(1) C) Takesall the stuff you gave her and throwsit into a bonfireshe buildsrightin front of your house. She'seitherPMS-ingor reallY disgustedwithyou.C1) D) Startsflirtingwith your best friend.She's out for blood!(-2) When her friends ask her about what she misses most about you, she says.'. A) Yourabilityto cook sinigang rightaftera hot sessionin bed' (2) B) Yourhandymanskills.(1) C) Yourcar.(-1) D) Yourmoney.(-2)

You pretend to get sick about three days after your breakupand she... A) Comesoverto makeyoua soup andgiveyoua spongebath.(2) B) Comesoverto dropoff paracetamol then leavesafter threeminutes.("1'mCatholicand I'm doingthisas penancefor all the timeswe did quickiesat my (0) parents'housel') C) Callsyou up and says, "Pleasetell me it isn'tan STD c o m p l i c a t i o n(l-"1 ) D) Texts"Buti nga sa'yo!' (-2) A day after your breakup, you send flowers with a cute "l'm sorry" card to her office and she... A) Thanksyou,askinglaterwhat she can do to makeyou feel better, Startthe pseudo-ligawprocessall overagain,(2) B) Waits two days beforeshe acknowledges that she got the flowers.She's playinghardto get. Step up yourgame,boy!Timeto givehersomestuffedtoys!(1) C) Sendsthembackto you.She's seriousaboutteachingyou a lesson.(0) D) She rips the flowersto bits then sendsthem backto you.Feelthe hate.(-2)

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lf she went into a rebound romance,she'd probably pic k . . . A) Someonewho'slikean upgradedversionof you.She wantsyou to be jealous,showing you how muchbetteryou could be if you had chosento improve yourself.(2) B) Someoneexactlylikeyou. She's so intoyou she startsdating yourtwin brother.(1) C) A taipan.She wantsto rollin doughto makeup for the timeshe s p e n ts l u m m i n w g i t hy o u .( - 1 ) D) Someonewho'searneda reputationfor packinga big lightsaber-well, biggerthanyour lightsaber, anyhow.She wantsto get you whereit hurtsmost!(-2) You accidentally run into each other a week after the breakup and she... A) Triesto smileat you and is teary-eyedwhenyou take her asidefor smalltalk,(2) B) Wavesat you then says,"Sorry, I'm a wreckrightnowl'(1) C) Runsthe otherway.(-1) D) Pretendsnot to see you. (-2)

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We don't doubt you for a second. So did you manage to squeeze in any Tequila-races or Tex-Mexbinges during your month in merry old Me-hi-co? Not at all.We had super-strict rules.No alcohol,no cigarettes duringthe entirestay.Not much drunkendebaucheryunderthat regtme, Damn it, we thought you said you were in the "crazy gang"? Thatdoesn'thelpmuchwhen you'reundersurveillance, with camerasand sectrrityguards aroundyou 24/7. So you never got that uncontrollable urge to say something like .,Mexicanfood stinks like a donkey's ass', live on TV? Ha hal Thethoughtoccurredto me, especiallywhen the crowd applaudedfor MissUSA falling flat on her face duringthe finals. YoungMiss Kirbywas boilingat that point.Fortunately I managed to keepmy mouthshut. Enough mish.mash:Rumour has it that you have a boyfriend? Why? That'sactuallycompletelyfalselI'm as singleas theycome!

As they say in Norway: A.ha? Yup!A localrag wrotethat I had a boyfriend,which is a complete fabrication. Theynevereven botheredto talk to me abouttheir bullshitstory,which mademe even morepissed. So lefs conclude: local rafiqt2l jerks. Kirby Anndotally single. We can live with that! So tell us, what kind of guys does Miss Nonlray go for? Oooh,toughquestion. At leastI knowwhat kindof guys I don't go for.Stingy,beer-guzzling football idiotsare not reallymy thing. Ouch. Thanks, missy.There goes the entire staff of FHM. Ha ha!Sorryfellas,but that'slife. And he has to be at leastsomewhat tallerthanme,that'sa must.And he needsto be older,but preferably not olderthan26. Oh, and I'm a total suckerfor eyes.lf they're prett!, we're halfwaythere,,. Oh, so you just have to give a drunken little wink with your eyes, and this girl is sold...we get the picture... Not evenclose.lf you'redrunk,just steeraway.Thereare thingsless charmingthan drunkenladson the prowl.That'swhen all the ancient

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linessuddenlyresurface,and with that,you'reout of the race. We don't understand.The only thing we know for sure is that your daddy was a thief. What?l He took all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! Yeahright.Thereyou go! Painfully bad stuff. On a scale from one to 10: How mudr do you @re about war, peace,politics and all that stuff? Let'sjust say that I don't believe in peacein our lifetime,We didn't get any of thosequestionsin the Miss Universefinals.And I was preparedfor the worst.Backto the scale,l'll say a cleanfive. You also work at one of those SMS-chat programs on TV, where absolutely nothing ever happens.You poor thing. Oh, I'm havinga ball!lt's a bit like radioon TV,and the experienceis usefulregardless, lf you had the droie, what would you rather do on Tv in the future? And you can't pid<'Top Model"... I wouldn'tpick that one anyway. It's a bit too repetitivefor my taste, Evenif it mightjust be a clich6,I would loveto havemy own talk

show likeOprahWinfrey.lthink that would fit me nicely. Up close and personal,..So, when did you lose your virginity? What the...That's a prettypersonal question! We know. Just answer, please. Not too manyyearsago, So I don't reallyhavethat muchexperience. But did it go down nicely,or what? Honestly,no. I'm not too fond of one-secondguys,let's put it that way.My mom mightreadthis! Let'sjust say I'ma verycuddlygirl, We're talkinggood old{ashioned groping.Thingsshouldtakesome time.Youknowwhat I mean,guys. Time to put in some practice, then. Any bedroom activities you find overrated? Doggiestyleand 69 are vastly overratedin my opinion Righty.So, do you put up a good fistfight or what? Ha hal What kindof questionis that? Fightingwas neverreallymy thing.I'veonlydoneit once,and thatwas in my childhood. I didn't start it, either. Would you have kicked our ass? I highlydoubtit. lf I did, it wouldbe moresad on your part thanfun on my part,FHM

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ahit hindi mo pilitin, if you havethe talentfor acting,lalabasat lalabas sa iyo yanj' said KatherineLuna when we askedher for a quickand effectiveactingtip. Forthosewho mayhave alreadyforgotten,Katherine starredin the 2004 Cinemanila film festivalentryBabae sa Breakwater,her firstfilm-for which she alsowon her first Best Actress award.And for whichshe also got the rarechanceto attendthe prestigiousCannesFilmFestival wherethe film was also screened. But herthenpromisingcareer was put on holdwhen she went on the mommytrail-threestraight pregnanciesto be exact(she sharedto us the explanation, albeitquirky,as to how this had transpired). Now she'sbackin the showbizsceneand FHM is the first to take a glanceat the new and improvedKatherine Luna.And we daresay,she looksand acts betterthan before. 11 2 F H M F E B R U A R 2Y0 0 8 w w w . f h m . c o m . o h

Why? Well,for starters,she doesn'tlookanythinglikea mother of three.Child-bearing has even done hergood,firmingup her curvesand givingherthatfullwomanlook. Also,knowthat for every expressionof eroticseductionyou see on thesepagesall we needed to do was tell Katherineto look "sexyJ'The restwas all her.Simply p u t ,s h e ' st h a tg o o d . . , How did you maintainyour stunning figure despite having kids? Actually,I reallydon't know.Di talagaako tumataba.Wish ko nga sana tumabaako kahit kaunti. I gainedsomeweightwhenI was pregnant,but afterdelivery bumabalikna yung figure ko. Malakaspa nga akong kumain. Good for you! This is your first time to pose for a men's magazine.So which is harderacting or posing for pictures?

Acting siyempre.Mahirap [sa actingJtalaga,kasi everything you do dapatperpektoso you won't be wastingfilm and time. Sa photoshootyou can take a lot of picturesand saka tang pipiti ng maganda.Perothis shootwas hard for me rin kasinga it's my first. We were already existing in 2004,your breakout year. So how did you slip from our fingers? Actuallymay nag-offersa akin to pose for FHM before kaso parang wala pa akong lakasng loob na mag-pose.Nagagandahanako sa FHM,buI lwas stillshy. And now? Ngayon makapalna ang mukha ko kaya gamena akol Ha ha! We shot you inside the shower, with actual water! Didn't you feel cold? Sobrang lamigl Kaya pina-init ko na lang yung katawanko. Hahal Sariling painit na lang.

n both Babae sa Breakwater and this shoot, You seem to ce so at ease with Performing despitebeing soaked.ls there somethingabout water that makesyou so comfortable? Ano nga ba? | don'tknoweither. Nagkakataonlan,g.Siguro bagay Ha ha! akongmag-sirena. Speakingof your first film, how did you get that Part? Originallynag'auditionako for a supportingrolein Babaesa B reakwater.When Direk Mario O'Harasaw me, hinawakanniya yung kamayko and said,"/fo na. Siya na!' Ganoonlang.Rawdaw kasiang beautyko. Ha hal ii'edrd*'(krrow'{/ra{?r?sfl/rrr was semi-autobiographicalfor you, and that you actuallYlived by the breakwater.". Thefilmwas allaboutpoverty. Eh doon ako nanggalingtapos Nagulatnga ako breakwaterpa. whentheytold mewhatthetitleof the moviewas kasidoon sa breakwater

sa RoxasBoulevardkamirati.Doon nagtitindayung parentsko.I grew up thereand sanayako sa buhaydoon. Are there a lot of other PrettY lassesliving in the breakwater? Alam mo, thereare a lot of girls doon na masasabimong "puwede na!' Kasoyou won't noticethem kasimas mapapansinmo yung karungisanSo once you livein that krndof placeiba na agad ang tingin sa iyo, nakaaawaka. You've been off the showbiz radar for so long. Why decideto stage a comeback? Sobrang na-missko yung acting andyung paggawang films,I really wantedto come back noon Pa kaYa /ang,rragrkalaorrrrarragr*as*'rrtrdsunodyung pagbubuntisko. And how would you explainthat circumstance? Everytime I give birth kasisummer, then mabubuntisako ulit kapag tag-lamigna. Yungmga bandang tag-lamigkasithat'sthe time na tag-initkayo. Hahal

We're still feeling the elfects sf the recent Christmas chills.." You mean tag-lamig Pa rin ngayon? Wala.Zero ako ngaYon. Wala akong lovelife kaYa l'm noI worried. Work na ulit. You've done a eouPle of love scenes in the past. Before each love scene, do yctu have a list of dos and don'ts for Your eo-actor? I havepero I don't tell them directly, medyo nagpaParinig lang ako. For example mag-toothbrush ako,l'll say "Toothbrush muna ako, nakahihiya kasi!' TaPos naghahanap ng Pabango. But before each take naman we talk about what will haPPen. /
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It's the monthof hearts,and I knowwe'reall in the moodfor love...SoI decidednot to go too far and dedicatethis spaceto the mind-blowing historyof-guess what?-vibrators! Now mostof us assume t h a t v i b r a t o r sw e r e i n v e n t e d during the 20th century.But electromechanical vibratorshave beenaroundsincethe Victorian Age. Backthen,it was used to induce"hystericalparoxysm"whichwe now simplycall "orgasm" (hysteria, on the otherhand,meant "womb diseasel') When vibratorswere still unheardof, the womenwho had caughtthe diseasedue to sexual had to go to the dissatisfaction doctors.I automatically assumed that these"hysterical women" would be the favoritepatients of doctors,but I was wrongl Doctors,beingall menduring the Victorianage,complained aboutthe difficulttask of using theirfingersto massagefemale patientsto orgasm.Theysaid it took so long and requireda lot of skill,as each patientwas different and the type of "cure"variedon how the womanpatientlikedit. One doctor evensuggestedto the otherdoctorsthat they put one fingerin the vaginaand massage genitalwiththe right the external hand.I canjust imaginehow many womenpatientslinedup with the permission or recommendation of theirhusbandsfor themto get orgasms! Sincethiswas a problem, somebodythoughtof a great idea.Backin 1883,a man namedKelseyStinnerinvented the electromechanical vibrator and was marketedas a gadget

purchasableby these"hysterical womenl'The vibratorwas the fifth applianceelectronicdevicethat was inventedrightafterthe toaster and precededby the hairdryerby abouta decade.The doctorsthat specializedin this type of work hatedit, though,lt took awaytheir dignityand professionalism in their lineof field. The ads were all overthe prints,lt was evenmarketed as giftsfor womenfrom their husbandsas "women'sdelightful companionsJ' Thethoughtthattheir missuswouldjust stayhomeand not go out and spendfor shopping, or evenrun off with otherguys,sat wellwith men. So this Valentine's Day I know most of you are preparingfor a romanticnightwith your partners.

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Some will giveflowersor cards; someare probablyplanning to spenda nightin a hotelor motel.We knowthere'sa lot of Valentine's Day promosat this time, right?But I wouldsuggestyou gi.veher a gift that has a long and peculiarhistory. Somethingthat will give her "hystericalparoxysmJ' Havefun and alwaysbe protected as you feelthe thrill!

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2 CH0C0L0C0 Buyherfavorite chocolates andmelt youdoyour them hours before Valentines romp. Justasthings are yourself heating up,excuse and present herwithyourmelted gift, Pour it over herandpleasure heras youlickthechocolates offofher,

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SHEENA M i n dt h e g a p We're 49 seconds apart. Si Donna yung ate. Pero hindi naman siya bossy, pareho lang kami. Kambal nga kami eh, ha ha! lt was our older s i s t e r F a m i e l( F H M G i r l s N e x t D o o r T o p 5 0 , 2 0 0 5 ) w h o e n c o u r a g e du s to pose.

Together forever Lagi kaming magkasama, asin. Hindi kami sanay na naghihiwalay kasi nami-miss ko siya. Lahat ng gimik namin, magkasama talaga kami.

Same difference I'm the brave one. Si Donna kasr, pag sa labas may sarili siyang mundo. Ako, sobrang friendly.I s m i l ea t p e o p l e a l o t .

Hot ticket There are times that my sister and I are attracted to the same guy. lt comes to a point na, parang, "O sige, bahala na kung sinong makakuha." Mas madalas akong nananalo kasi mas magaling ako kanyang mang-akit. Or rather, ho| ako sa kanyal Ha ha!

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Houserules Gusfo ko yung dinadalaw ako sa bahay. Gusto ko rin, liligawan niya muna yung mommy namin kasi minsan siya rin yung tumitingin. Pag ayaw niya sa guy, wala kaming magagawa.

Ex marksthe sBot An ex-boyfriendwouldn't want to let me go. Nagte-text siya sa akin, tumatawag siya sa akin na magpapakamatay siya. Or pupunta raw siya sa bahay namin, guguluhin niya raw yung pamilya ko. Pumupunta pa rin siya actually sa bahay eh, nakikiusap na balikan ko siya.

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I went to a hospitalto have a ryst removedfrom my leftbreastfor fear it mightbe malignant.(Thank Eodit wasn't!)My boyfriend aEeedto accompany me since no Bnein my family couldmake it so we were therefor the whole threedaysof it. I thoughtit d be a boring ordeal,but turns out it was to be one of my kinkiestsex ever. After my operatiorymy boyfriend sleptbesideme sincetheyhad reallybig beds.Perhapsbeing besideme havingnothingbut the hospitalgown on madehim feelhot and horny in no time. I cculdfeelhis instanterection and was really turnedon, forgettingthe factthat I just had my operation. He enteredme in a spBonposition,cuppedmy other breast,and humpedaway all the while trying to keep quiet.He cameinsideme, which mademy pussyall moppedup. And did I mentiontherewere peoplein the othersideof the room wittr only a curtainbetweenus, with the room beingsemiprivate? Mada, byemail

My boyfriendand I decidedb breakduringour fifth yearbearn I thoughtour relationship wre rd workinganymore, But honesUyl becausewe didn'thavesexfuftG years.We endedup as goodftit though,Oneday,we accidenhN saweachotherat onefami! KfV in OuezonCity.He askedmebihim in a privateroomthat he rerH and he requestedme to standrp andsing,WhilesingingourttenE song,he gentlyembracedandsun me,his left handslowlyslidinginsib my skirtandcaressingmy priv& partand his righthandin myshirt leadingto my boobs,whilekissirg my earsand neck.He unbuttoned myshirtandsuckedon my nipsad he startedgettingundressed. He thenpulledme downward.facing him,obligingmeto do a horsebacftrideposition. Aftera few pumps,he laidme downon the sofa,raisedmy legsandstartedlickingmy pussy. It lastedfor a good15 minutes. He thencarriedme andhadme leanirg againstthe wallwhilecontinuously pumpingmefrombehind. We came at the sametime,thenhe whispered, i'lknowwhat'smissingin our relationship, andwe foundit now" "Howdidyou knowthat?"I asked. He smiledandtoldme,"Because youdidn'tstopmefromdoingthis," I laughedandgavehima torridkiss. Thenwe decidedto startoveragain. It wasthe bestKTVreconciliation ever!| am nowmarried to him.And the resultof our KTVreunion? A healthybabyboynamedJuke, Juke,byemail

Little sister squeals Onenight,my parentswentout,I askedmy boyfriend to helpme-look aftermy littlesister,Whilewe were watchingherfavoritecartoon,she wentupstairs an$we thoughtshe wasgoingto sleep.My boyfriend suddenly kissedmeandwithin minutes, we foundourselves making out in oursa/a-withthe lightson, Whenmy boyfriendwentdownon me,we didn'thearmy littlesisterwalk downthe stairs.Morethanthat,we didn'thearhercallmy mothertelling herwhatI wasdoingwithmyguy,I wasgroundedfor a monthafterthat, Avea, byemail

for a drink at his house, to whicr we said yes. Come 8PM, there rqe were preparing everythingfrorn the pulutan to the sounds, After six bottles of brandy,we were al t o o d r u n kt h a t m y c o u s i n s p i l l e d ketchup on his jogging pants. W-rerwe got home, he went straight to his parents' room and dropped on the floor beside his parents' bed. Recallingthe ketchup stain. h e r e m o v e dh i s j o g g i n g p a n t s . H e was too drunk to have noticed that he removed his briefs too! The next morning he just woke up to the yakking of his mom, who was shocked to see him sleeping naked on the floor. I laughed my ass off when his mom told me this story. Good for him,his dad wasn'tthere. lest he got a good beating.

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Footprints giue it away Goinghomefrom school,my girlfriendsaidshe wantedto stopby our house.Hearingtha! a spirit in me awakened. VVhilehavinga chatin the sala shesaidshehadto pee,so I accompanied her to the restroomandiokinglysaid,"Mry I come,too?"She justsmiledand gaveme a tantalizing look.Since my fatherwas not homeandmy motherwas in the officeI wentinsidethe restroom,too.We were enjoyingour secondroundwhenI suddenlyheard my father'smotorcycle. Justas I was aboutto get out of the restroom,I heardmy father'svoicejust outside therestroomdoor.I hadno choicebutto jump off from the restroomwindow.Eoodthingthe grill was designed for fire exitandit was not lockedl hetendingto be comingfrom thebackyardI started callingmy girlfriend'sname,who in turn hadjust flushedthetoiletbowl.I askedher if shewas done with her thing,Ioudenought0 bBheardby my dad thenaccompanied her outside.\iVhenmy girlfriend was gonerny fathercalledme t0 the restroomand

My two-year-oldchild sleeps on the floor with a four-inchmattressso that we don't have to fear of her falling from high beds, while my wife and I s l e e po n a h i g h b e d . O n e n i g h t , after tucking our baby to sleep,we watched my newly bought VCD about G-spot orgasms.Being hot from viewing the movie,we had sex, my wife coming with the usual clitoral orgasm within 15 minutes.I then asked her if she wanted to try the Gspot orgasm. She was curious how it felt, so I started to finger fuck her, stimulatingher G-spot, I told her that if she felt like going to urinate,she must not hold back, After 10 minutes of stimulating,she told me that she was about to come, all of a sudden, she squirted,wetting my face and my body. She squirted so hard that the spud reached my sleeping daughter and wet her pyjamas.My littlegirl then woke up and said, "Daddy nababasa ako!" And seeing us in 'Ah, the situation,she continued si Mommy nakahubadl"We then dressed up, includingour daughter, and changed the bedsheets."That's it, no more G-spot orgasmsj'ltold my wife before going to sleep. TheGoon,by email

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A sermon-laden meeting ended up m y l o n g a n d e x h a u s t i n ga c a d e m i c day. On my way home, I was about to take EDSA but first made a stop over at Farmers Plaza. Stressed and tired, I decided to relievemyself by purchasing a magazine.My suki is a bookstore located at the ground floor so I took the escalator. S u d d e n l yI h e a r d a n u n c a n n y s o u n d i n gv o i c e i n l o w t o n e s a y , " Y a n bang sa'yo eh, malaki...matigas... mataba?" Disturbed and astounded I looked in the direction of the source and saw this old man beside me staring down at my crotch! | pretended not to hear anything and proceeded to my destination. When I got to the bookstore, I was happy to find out that the July issue of my favorite magazinewas o u t , S u d d e n l y ,a g a i n ,t h e o l d m a n appeared beside me, sneaking at gay mags, lwas right-that old man was gay and he's following me! To my fear, lwalked away briskly toward the crowded food cour1.ln the belief that I was already safe, I looked back and again saw the dirty old gay bastard heading in my direction.Appalled and paranoid, I ran as fast as I could to the EDSA exit and rode whatever bus was availablethat moment. Blessed I was to cut the chase without getting caught, but cursed I was to take the bus which was out of my route! R,4.,by email o u J I

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