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went by until one day the doctor'swife called him at the office. "Dear, you receiveda very strangepostcardin the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."The doctor said, "Justwait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor camehome, read the postcard,fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedicsrushed him to the ER.The lead medic stayedback to comfort the wife. He askedwhat trauma had precipitated the cardiacarrest.So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, spaghetti,spaghetti, spaghetti-two with sausageand meatballs, two without."' WARREN,BY EMAIT

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thinghappened again, a boystartedto kissher neik, hershoulders. She stopped him andasked him, "Whatwill be the nameof ourbaby?"He ran off.Lateron, another boy invitedher for a walk. Aftera few minutes he startedkissingherand sheaskedhim, "What will our babybe called?" Hecontinued,now slowly takingher clothesoff. "Whatwill our babybe called?"sheaskedonce more.Hebeganto have sexwith her."Whatwill

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our baby be called?!" she askedagain.After he was done,he peeledoff his condom,tied it in a knot and said, "lf he gets out of this one...David Copperfield!" ,HERZTqADA, BY EMAIL

HOOKE) ON TV A five-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playrngwith his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma,how comeyou don't have a boyfriend

"Whatthe hell wasthat?!"he asked."Oops!I'm sorry!Let'stry again,"$e said.Onthe second attemptthe very samethinghappened. He immediatelygot up and startedgettingdressed. "Whereareyou goin*" sheasked.the man replied,"lf you think I'm stickingaroundfor GZ moreof those,you're ctaryl" BITOY,BYEMAtt

now that Grandpawent to heaven?"Grandma replied: "Honey,my TV is my boyfriend.I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comediesmake me laugh. I'm happy with myTV as my boyfriend." Grandma tumed on the TV, and the receptionwas tenible. Shestartedadjustingthe knobs, trying to get the picturein focus.Frushated, she started hitting the backide of the TV

hopingto fix theproblem. Thelittle boyheard thedoorbellring,sohe hurriedto openthedoor, andtherestoodGrandma's minister.Theminister said,"Hello,son,is your Grandma home?"Thelittle boyreplied,"Yeah,she'sin thebedroom bangin'her boyfriend." PERCIVAL P.VICENTE, BYEMAIT To shore o Bar Room Joke, text FHMIOKE & send to 7399. Open to Smort & Sun subscribers.

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out the actual length of the member.At this point there are three sizes-black.white and yellow (Asians-Filipinos included)in descendingorder; this is accordingto penisenhancementsurgeonsand accordingto anthropological studiesfor the past 100years. But there are a few lucky men exemptedto this rule, like the HK callboy we hired to have sex in front of us for kicks. He had a seven-inchcock, can you freakingbelievethat?! I rhink this myth is hard to prove and disprovesince Black and Caucasianson the overall are biggerthan Asians so naturally the tool will somehowbe proportioned to built. Now for the misconceptionsof big this equatesto:

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BIG NOSE = BIG DICK NO.Theonlysimilarities are themilky substance andthe bush!

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fraternity after breaking up with my boyfriend of five years.He becamemy best bud, constantcompanion, crying shoulder and, yes, fuck buddy. His parents and his girlfriend (yes, he had a girlfriend) knew me but were cluelessto what was going on between us. I was a frequent visitor in their house, staying most of the time in his room (where most of the action happened).Then one day he told me that I should stay away from his dad because he had the hots for me. I laughed it off. But his dad sure has a way of getting what he wanted. He always seemedto

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catch me alone in different places of their house. Finally my friend's old man mustered enough guts to talk to me. He told me how much he wanted to ask me out but he was shy to do so. I don't know what came into me but I said yes when he did ask me to go out with him. We agreed to meet on the sly. We had lunch and then he took me to a hotel. I don't know (again) what came into me because I told him that his son and I were having sex. I thought he would get mad at me but insteadhe said, "Sabi na nga ba." He then askedme to comparehis performance

with his son when he was through. And we had sex. Delicioussex. Who's better? siyempre si daddy, ha ha! He is 23 years my senior and his son is months younger than me. His son is courtingme now Of course I'm not telling him what happened between his dad and I. BLUE,BY EMAtt

I was in a job interview whel a text mate I had been seeingmessagedme saying he was to drop by our house later in the day. Things were starting to heat up betweenus, especially since I had been estranged with my boyfriend that time. So I told him I would just get the interview over with and then I would be able to see him. That day everyone in the house was out so I had it all to myself. When I arrived he was outside waiting for me. As soon as we locked the door, he lunged at me and gave me the most torrid kisses. Which I liked-l was excited for some quickie sex ever since he dropped that suggestivetext. He undressed me, laid me to bed, propped himself on top of me, and took absolute control. He kissed my ears, my neck, and licked my entire body. He mashed my boobs, sucked my nipples, and played around with his tongue. Slowly, we exchangedpositions. I was now on top, and so proceeded to give him the blowjob he'd been beggingof me for so long. Finally we were ready for the big romp. By then I was so wet that when he slid in, he instantly hit the right spot. I moaned so loud, telling him to go deeperin me. All in all, it was mind-boggling sex. u F To top it all off, weeks later I F got the job I had applied for. H 2 Talk about getting o U what you want! ? 5 AYAN, BY EMAIT c H c I

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Any kitten-like trait we should take note ofil Kittensfor me are very sweetand loving. They're somewhatclingy and would usually seekattentiona lot, not from other peoplebut from their lovedones,and they'reawfully cute, too. So,yeah,I'm really like that. Ha ha! I'm a Capricornand we're known to be that way-trustworthy like kittens,very loyal and faithful. Are you always this sweet and ding? Gotanyferocioussidein you? Well,I'm really a nicepersonbut if you geton my wrong side,you're really goingto get it. Yeah,definitely. I may be very sweetbut if I don't 'like you, you'll know aboutit. But that rarely happensbecausemost people,I like. The SpiceGirls are known for their set of monikers.Say you also get to pick one for yourself, what would it be? If we'd be given a tagin the group,I

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guys try to buy you? But you can't really get what you want from us from the extravagantgifts. So you don't mind havinga boyfriend that's broke as hell? Oh,I've had one!I don't mind for as long as they have the drive to be ableto getthroughwith life.I'd be a hypocriteif I said I didn't want a guy to be able to feed a family in the future becausethat's the reasonyou put yourself in a relationshipin the first place. Who's your fauorite Spice Girl? PoshSpice.Becauseshehas the hottestman in the world-David Beckham!Haha! SpiceGirls once sauedBritain's economy.You think you can do the sams with Philippinee? Ha ha!As a group?I don't think we can.But beingFilipinas,we can do our individual bestnot only in savingthe economybut the environmentas well. Let's plant a seedhereand there! Lastly, whatrs the punkest thing you've done in your whole life? I refuseto answerit...that'spunk. Ha ha!

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your countryfhat makesyou Braziliansso sexy? Ha ha!If evertherewas I wouldn't tell!Seriously I think ir's the genes. I've seena few reallybeautiful Filipinastoo,so I don'tthink you're far behind. Do you haueany specialpracticeyou follow that makesyou this sexy? I play volleyball.That'smy soccer. It's my religion! There'sbeenrecenttalk about anorexic models and the effects they have on the youth, so is it really true that only the thin will survivein modeling? I don'tknow!If they say so,then maybeyes... lf you can take back to Brazilone aspectof the Philippineculture, what would it be? Your adobo!I want to know how that is cookedand then shareit with my family so I won't haveto go far to havea tasteof it. Haha! Whatrsone aspectof Brazilian

culturethat you would want to introduceto us Filipinos? I've noticedthatyour womenare still not comfortable wearingtiny piecesof swimsuits.I've seen photosof womenwearingbikinis like what grandmothers wore in thepast.I'd like themto feelthe differencethemselves. After all they shouldbe proudof theirbodies. Why do you think the Brazilians love soccerso much? Why do you love basketball? Perhaps we'll havethe same answer.I guesswhat I'm more curiousaboutis, why don't othernationalities-especially the Americans-loveit? Are you as devoted to the sport like your fellow countrymen? As a fan, yes.Theyhavemy support. Braziliansare also known for throwing some of the best parties in the world. Are you also one of thoseparty-goingBrazilians? I haven'tgoneto so many partiesa

Iot.Afterall,l'm only 18. Honestly,euerytime we think of Brazilians,we always end up with a picture of a sexy lady in a skimpy bikini in our minds.ls that allyou do there,put on some sexy clothingand frolic in the sun? You'vebeenwatchingtoo much Hollywoodmovies! Ha! Do you haveany problem with peoplethinkingof Brazilians as bikini-cladpeoplewho can't get enoughof the beach,though? I envythembecause theyhaveso much time to worry aboutthat,ha ha! Seriously,ldon'tseeanything wrong with wantingto havefun on thebeach. Say,you'uereturnedto Braziland someoneasksyou "How's it like to be in the Philippines?"what would your responsebe? "Oh,am I alreadyin Brazil?"rxm For more photos ol lngrid, log on to www. fhm.com.ph or text ON & send to 7399.

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Your family left lsrael when you were young. Any vivid memory of the country? Thebeachandthe dessert! Yousee, we usedto live in a placewhere, when /ou crossthe highway,there is a dessertstorefoposstraightup is the beach. Do you walk to the beachwearing two-piece swimwear? No, but I wear it when I reachthe beach,that is if I didn't forgetto hit the gym! I'm still consciousnow because I usedto be chubbywhen I was growingup.Theonly timeI

trimmeddown was when I was in highschool. Did you oYerdoseon diet pills or enroll in gym class? No!My friendgotme involvedin Muay Thai.It provedto be good not only in self-defense but also for losingweight.I haven'tbeen practicingnow but I still want to go bach. Are you the girl who keeps track of trends? Actually,I'mnot the typewho followstrends.I don't eventhink of myselfas girly lcasigrowingup

I was a fat kid, so I still stickto A simplestyleI had backthen. So your classmatesdon't teesr you anymore? Ha ha! Not anymore.But I usedlo i: the butt of all jokes.I just laughed it off becauseI didn't really taker seriously.I'd play along,firing bai with a joke or two of my own. l{ow, they will see you as an FHMmodel. I hopethey do. Modelingnamanrs somethingI do on the side.My ver-r first ramp was a coupleof months agoduringyour 100SexiestViaor.r Party.I was oneof Premiere's models. Any wild thing you do when yor get drunk in parties? I can'trememberany. I drink to enjoyand not to go homeplasteredBut I usuallytrip evenwhen I'm not drunk.I'm not usedto wearing high heelslcosiso it's really embarrassing. Or maybe someonestandsguard when you go out, like your boyfriend perhaps? Not really.He is very open-mindedHe letsme do anythingI want. Like posingfor you. But he told me thatI shouldposeto teaseguys,not bare myselfout there. So this is the best trait you loue abouthim? Hishumoris the bestthing about him. He alwaysmakesme laugh. If you can't makeme laugh,forget aboutit! Everythinghe cracksis funny and he alwayscomesup with somethingnew. What good thing do you offer in retun? I cookfor him. I'm not really that greatbut I was a Hoteland Restaurant Management student beforeI quit school.Sometimes, whenI'm in themood,l would cook the disheshe savors. And how does he return the favor? He lovessurprisingme. Like I wake up in the morningto breakfasthe's cooked.Eventhoughwe've been togetherfor a longtime, he never stopdoingthat. Sinceyou're both romantic,who tops the other? I don't know! Sometimes I think I'm moreromanticbecause when he usedto live in Subic,I'd getmy dad to drive me thereearly in the morningjust so he couldseeme when he'd wake up. I would arrive at around10or 11AM.Onetimehe thoughtmy presencetherewas all a dream.rxm For more photos ol Dophni, log on to www.fhm.com.ph ot Ert ON & send to 7399.

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half-Filipinas rve'vefeaturedhere, well-endowed indeed. Perfectexampleagainwould be AlexandraPotterhere.Onelook at her and you instantlyknow she'sgot someforeignblood.Butdon'tthink that l9-year-oldAlexandrahereis just that,a half-Pinoybeauty.She's pusongPinoythroughand through. Shefollows mostof the traditional Filipinovaluesand-thisis the best part-shealsohasno qualmsabout endingup with a local guy. Yes, comebackto whereyou belong... We'le Yerysute the Pottersare not from around here. That'sright,my motheris Filipino and my dad'sAmericanbut I was actuallyborn in Bahrainin the MiddleEast.It's right next to Saudi Arabia.I lived therefor 12years thenwe movedhereto the Philippines.I had oneyear of middle schooland I alsofinishedhigh schoolhere. And now you're living it up in collegeas a freshie. Yes.I iust finishedmy freshman year at DrexlerUniversityin Philadelphia. Thisis my first

summeroff. I comebackevery breakto visit my family and friends. So how was your first spring break?Any juicy stories to share? It was good.I actuallyspentmine with my brothersin New York.We just hungout, but they work during the day so at nightwe just go watch a movie,have dinner. You meanyou didn't get the chance to get drunk or take your top offi? Nope.Yeah,ldrink a bit with my family but you know not to the point wherewe're goingto get ha ha! really...sabog, Sabogi?Good to hear you know how to speak the language. My mom taughtit to me when I was younger.Shehas alwaystalkedin Filipinoaroundme. And my lola,l speakto her in Filipino-andI love it. My Filipinois barokbut it's very understandable. I alsoknow some Arabicand a little French. Everhad people laughat you becauseyou speak barok Filipino? Yes.Theyalwaystell me that I have an Americanaccentwhen I talk but I feel like I don't.I actuallytry to speakin Filipinoas oftenasI can so that I'll learn.

Say,we left you in Divisoriaand asked you to find your way to Embassyby asking around in Filipino,would you survive? Oh,I'd be fine.I can handlethat situation.They'll getthe gist of what I'll say.lt's just my $ammar that'swrong. Aside fron speakingin the uernacular,any other Filipino ualuesmom told you to live by? I feel that I'm moreFilipinothan I am American,consideringI've only lived in the Statesfor only a year.I'm very family-oriented.In the US,they are family-oriented,but hereit's a lot morelike spendingSundaystogether. You do a lot morethingswith your I family here.You don't exactlyleave homewhen you're18,too. But you left home to far away Americawhen you turned 18. 3 z Actually I was a bit nervousto live = on my own;l dormin the US.Butmy mom saidit's goodto learnhow to be independent. I'm moreresponsible now becauseof the experience. I learnedto do thingsby myself. Are you like old-fashioned z Filipinaswho like to be courted? r Yes,my mom saidit is alwaysbetter lo l

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SWEILHEAD GETS A HOTMEMOFROM PRANKSTER My cousinhas this habit of telling bloated,puffed-upstories during drinking sessionsso he'd come out the life of the parfy. ln one inuman session,I got fed up with his rnaftangin stories and decidedto pull a prank on him.I zeroedin on a little red siling labuyo on our table and an idea hit me. I waited for him to excusehimself to go to the toilet, afterwhich I discreetlycrushed juiceand ire red pepper-seeds, C-around the mouth of his beer

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STRAIGHT GUY ATMOSTGETSOUTED BYMOM I oncehad a gay friend who I liked. Ibke note that by'like," I meanthat I neverquestioned why he was gay or inquired

about his gay actions.We simply were friends. One day,I was with my family having dinner at a fastfood joint. I excused mpelf to go to the john, leaving my cellphoneon the table.My mom, protectivethat she was, took my phoneand kept it in her bag.Secondslater,my gay friend-who had a very manly name, by the way-sent a text message:"Honey,I missyou na. When will we seeeachother ba again,so I can kiss and hug you na ulit.Lab u!" When I got badt

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from the restoom m nrk tning I saw wirs my mother'spale face. Ihying to hide her discomfort, shehandedme my phone,"Moy nag-tad sa ryo.Friend mo iyan, di ba?" shesaid.Tomakethe long story short, my friend sent me a messagethat was intended for his lover and apologizedfor the mistd<e.But it took me three weeks beforeI convincedmy mother that her only son wasn't gay.I leamed neverto leavemy phone lying around ever again. WINGER,BYEMAIT

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