Haris: chaai chaaai…. Newton: chhotu do cutting de ( In this situation haris is sweating a lot and scratching his body and removing the sweat with his finger) Abey tu chai pila rha h paseena pila rha h Haris: arey kaa saab aap bhi garib ka majaak udawat ho, ……. Ye lo saab apka paeena… mera matkab h apka chai Newton: kya soch raha hain? Ebrahim: arey actually kal bonus mila tha , wohi soch raha hu kya karu paiso ka Newton: Mutual fund mein invest karde, kuch saal baad acche returns mil jaayenge Ebrahim: bhai sirf 10 hazaar ka bonus hain 10 lakh ka nahi Newton: toh kya hua mutual fund mein tu 500₹ se investment start kar sakta hain Haris: saaheb hum jaisan log bhi kar sakat hain ka investment mutual fundwa maa Newton: ha bilkul kyun nahi Ebrahim: lekin yaar isme kaafi time lag jaayega, kaafi saal rakhne padte hain paise in sab mein Newton: Aisa nahi hain mutual fund mein kuch aise bhi scheme hain jaha aap ek saal , ek mahina, ek hafte ke liye bhi rakh sakte ho paison ko, woh bhi with low risk Ebrahim: sahi hain bhai Haris: ek dum jhakaas hain saaheb ee mutual fundwaaaaa…