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KayPaul's
Favorite Tweet Book Compiled By Koulick.
KayPaul Koulick I like to keep it neat,nice n simple... Kolkata,India http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730562307&ref=profile
All content © Koulick. All rights reserved.
2009
April
Wednesday, 8th of April. 19:18:29 “Brain can take 7 pieces of info. at a time. When it gets more than 7, it’s like an old PC trying to run Vista!” #science By:debasispradhan
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KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 8-April-2009
October
Tuesday, 27th of October. 16:16:46 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. By:chiefsanjay 16:17:56 Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows. By:chiefsanjay
Wednesday, 28th of October. 07:58:25 Being a neutron would be beneficial during these economic times.You could go anywhere or do anything with no charge. By:AZCactus 12:26:03 RT @ashokbanker The only difference between FALLING and FAILING in love is I. Not U. By: sfrizwan
Friday, 30th of October. 08:53:19 RT @ayenzo A silent glance from a real teacher helps a student, for the student senses the teacher's commanding rightness. V. Howard By:sfrizwan 09:03:30 RT @paulvharris "I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to." ~Jimi Hendrix By:sfrizwan 09:03:49 RT @eugen12 RT @CesLSU "Do not forget small kindnesses & do not remember small faults." Chinese Proverb By:sfrizwan
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KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 30-October-2009
November
Sunday, 1st of November. 01:07:23 Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree & the woman gets her Masters (via @warriortactics) By:HNatarajan
Saturday, 14th of November. 13:04:14 Cop stopped a drunk: Where r u going?Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking.Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?Man: My wife... By:anaggh 14:14:08 Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .Student : WOW ! By:anaggh 14:24:07 Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide By:anaggh 14:30:02 RT @gypsyqveen: There is a new Viagra powder that you put in your tea. It doesn't make you hard, but it stops your biscuits going soggy! By:HNatarajan 14:34:13 A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..A beer shortens your life by 4 min..A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. By:anaggh 14:36:21 RT @rohan2k: Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.-Thomas Edison By:AngelineZylstra 14:44:03 LOL!! RT @HNatarajan #senseandshakespeare : Temp-pest: An intern who turned out to be a real pain in the neck. By:KayPaul 14:54:13 "Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it." Hashim Amla, SA batsman, as he boards a flight. By:anaggh 15:30:54 "Commit all your sins when Sachin is batting. They will go unnoticed coz even the GOD is watching"- A hoarding in England By:anaggh
Sunday, 15th of November. 15:39:10 3 STAGES OF LIFE:TEENAGE- Have Time & Energy No Money.WORKING AGE- Have Money & Energy No Time.OLDAGE- Have Time & Money But No Energy:) By:anaggh 16:02:04 Even when you get what you want RT @yiota143: "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want." Tori Filler By:AngelineZylstra 17:04:09 15/11 Love can consign us to heaven or hell, but it always takes us somewhere By: paulocoelho 20:39:04 Diff between biology and sociology? When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.When it looks like neighbour, then it is sociology By:anaggh 20:45:16 if men are frm Mars, women are frm Venus, where are gays from? ..... URANUS... By:anaggh 20:56:33 Hus went with Cetrizine, Rantac,Aspirin &water Wife:Why?H:For yr cold,acidity,headache.W:But I don't hv any of these H:Fine,Lets make Love.. By:anaggh 21:04:38 Conversions to remembered: 100 cm = 1m 100ps = 1Rs 100kg = 1quintal 100 Gods = 1 Mother, and most importantly 100 devils = 1 wife By:anaggh
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KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 15-November-2009
23:28:39 She waited for him, naked under the sheets, ready for loving. And finally, he rushed in and tore off his clothes. I found a cannon! he said. By:arjunbasu
Monday, 16th of November. 01:28:47 An optimist :) RT @yiota143: "Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare."René Descartes By:AngelineZylstra 01:46:27 RT @yiota143: " It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."Austen By:AngelineZylstra 02:01:53 Lol! RT @dhai13: RT @the_amit: waiters dont speak only, just mumbling and jumbling few words. its like they are twaiters, spking 140 chars By:shiladitya 03:21:38 He is overcome with melancholy and she says, I think you've lost the ability to love. And he says, But I still love milkshakes an awful lot. By:arjunbasu 07:52:17 We can't do anything about, the length of our life, But we can do something about its width and depth.... By:anaggh
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KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 16-November-2009
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Favorite Tweet Book Compiled By Koulick.
KayPaul Koulick I like to keep it neat,nice n simple... Kolkata,India http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730562307&ref=profile
All content © Koulick. All rights reserved.
2009
April
Wednesday, 8th of April. 19:18:29 “Brain can take 7 pieces of info. at a time. When it gets more than 7, it’s like an old PC trying to run Vista!” #science By:debasispradhan
page 3 / 7
KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 8-April-2009
October
Tuesday, 27th of October. 16:16:46 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. By:chiefsanjay 16:17:56 Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows. By:chiefsanjay
Wednesday, 28th of October. 07:58:25 Being a neutron would be beneficial during these economic times.You could go anywhere or do anything with no charge. By:AZCactus 12:26:03 RT @ashokbanker The only difference between FALLING and FAILING in love is I. Not U. By: sfrizwan
Friday, 30th of October. 08:53:19 RT @ayenzo A silent glance from a real teacher helps a student, for the student senses the teacher's commanding rightness. V. Howard By:sfrizwan 09:03:30 RT @paulvharris "I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to." ~Jimi Hendrix By:sfrizwan 09:03:49 RT @eugen12 RT @CesLSU "Do not forget small kindnesses & do not remember small faults." Chinese Proverb By:sfrizwan
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KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 30-October-2009
November
Sunday, 1st of November. 01:07:23 Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree & the woman gets her Masters (via @warriortactics) By:HNatarajan
Saturday, 14th of November. 13:04:14 Cop stopped a drunk: Where r u going?Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking.Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?Man: My wife... By:anaggh 14:14:08 Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .Student : WOW ! By:anaggh 14:24:07 Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide By:anaggh 14:30:02 RT @gypsyqveen: There is a new Viagra powder that you put in your tea. It doesn't make you hard, but it stops your biscuits going soggy! By:HNatarajan 14:34:13 A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..A beer shortens your life by 4 min..A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. By:anaggh 14:36:21 RT @rohan2k: Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.-Thomas Edison By:AngelineZylstra 14:44:03 LOL!! RT @HNatarajan #senseandshakespeare : Temp-pest: An intern who turned out to be a real pain in the neck. By:KayPaul 14:54:13 "Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it." Hashim Amla, SA batsman, as he boards a flight. By:anaggh 15:30:54 "Commit all your sins when Sachin is batting. They will go unnoticed coz even the GOD is watching"- A hoarding in England By:anaggh
Sunday, 15th of November. 15:39:10 3 STAGES OF LIFE:TEENAGE- Have Time & Energy No Money.WORKING AGE- Have Money & Energy No Time.OLDAGE- Have Time & Money But No Energy:) By:anaggh 16:02:04 Even when you get what you want RT @yiota143: "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want." Tori Filler By:AngelineZylstra 17:04:09 15/11 Love can consign us to heaven or hell, but it always takes us somewhere By: paulocoelho 20:39:04 Diff between biology and sociology? When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.When it looks like neighbour, then it is sociology By:anaggh 20:45:16 if men are frm Mars, women are frm Venus, where are gays from? ..... URANUS... By:anaggh 20:56:33 Hus went with Cetrizine, Rantac,Aspirin &water Wife:Why?H:For yr cold,acidity,headache.W:But I don't hv any of these H:Fine,Lets make Love.. By:anaggh 21:04:38 Conversions to remembered: 100 cm = 1m 100ps = 1Rs 100kg = 1quintal 100 Gods = 1 Mother, and most importantly 100 devils = 1 wife By:anaggh
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KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 15-November-2009
23:28:39 She waited for him, naked under the sheets, ready for loving. And finally, he rushed in and tore off his clothes. I found a cannon! he said. By:arjunbasu
Monday, 16th of November. 01:28:47 An optimist :) RT @yiota143: "Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare."René Descartes By:AngelineZylstra 01:46:27 RT @yiota143: " It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."Austen By:AngelineZylstra 02:01:53 Lol! RT @dhai13: RT @the_amit: waiters dont speak only, just mumbling and jumbling few words. its like they are twaiters, spking 140 chars By:shiladitya 03:21:38 He is overcome with melancholy and she says, I think you've lost the ability to love. And he says, But I still love milkshakes an awful lot. By:arjunbasu 07:52:17 We can't do anything about, the length of our life, But we can do something about its width and depth.... By:anaggh
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KayPaul's Favorite Tweetbook 16-November-2009
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