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KayPaul Koulick I like to keep it neat,nice n simple... Kolkata,India http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730562307&ref=profile

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2009

October

Monday, 12th of October. 10:40:46 About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends - Herbert Hoover (via @jtmartin)  By:HNatarajan 10:48:19 Actually both are plastic. Political promises n surgically enhanced beauty. Neither last too long.  By:PritishNandy 11:35:56 RT @FunnyJoker: My wife's a bit of a sex object, I ask for sex, she objects!!!  By:HNatarajan 12:59:05 Old is when... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes when you are barefoot!  By:HNatarajan 12:59:34 Old is when... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.  By: HNatarajan 13:14:42 Life is like golf. Sometimes you will hit the trees & bunkers but you still stay focused on the goal (via @Farrhad @phaoloo @Iconic88)  By:HNatarajan 13:16:41 True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost - Charles Caleb Colton (via @mariksingh)  By:HNatarajan 14:38:49 Ask Deepak Mohoni. He is the man who is believed to have coined the word :) RT @ashivam: Does #sensex stand 4 sensitive sex? :) plz help  By:HNatarajan 15:07:27 Hmmmm. Digital era :) RT @mariksingh: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.  By:HNatarajan 15:37:19 Bigamy: Where two rites make a wrong #Deftdefinition  By:HNatarajan 15:38:39 Budget: What the Finance Minister bares and everyone else bears. #Deftdefinition  By: HNatarajan 15:42:39 Diplomat: A person who thinks twice before saying nothing. #Deftdefinition  By:HNatarajan 15:44:33 Ego trip: Something that never gets you anywhere. #Deftdefinition  By:HNatarajan

Tuesday, 13th of October. 10:10:52 RT @gulpanag @funnyoneliners: Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for married men. Every month, the centerfold is the same woman.  By:PritishNandy 11:16:08 Success requires no explanations. Failure permits no alibis - Napoleon Hill (via @LeadToday @silveronline)  By:HNatarajan 11:17:30 The five senses are: Horse sense, Innocence, Common sense, Concupiscence & Nonsense Unknown (via @livetorque)  By:HNatarajan

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11:28:59 You can never be happy at the expense of the happiness of others - Chinese Proverb (via @livetorque)  By:HNatarajan 16:25:50 We are all verbs. God is the only noun.  By:Deepak_Chopra

Wednesday, 14th of October. 13:43:01 RT @chiefsanjay: "My wife and me are finally sexually compatible. We both have our headaches at the same time now" #smartalec  By:HNatarajan 14:15:26 RT @v_shakthi: Knock Knock ! Who's there ? Himmesh. Himmesh who ? 'Its complicated" that's who !  By:HNatarajan 14:24:44 :)))) RT @creatitwitty: nahiiiiii please spare them RT @dharmeshG: #having Chinese for Lunch  By:HNatarajan 14:29:00 RT @myairwaves: Twaiter - A friend who turned against you on Twitter.  By:HNatarajan 20:58:48 Today's mantra: Infinite Flexibility is the secret of immortality  By:Deepak_Chopra 22:54:04 I can is thousand times more important than IQ. (via @KellyOlexa @paytonsun)  By:HNatarajan

Thursday, 15th of October. 04:03:52 some events are life changing, an exam is preposition changing. From "at" peace you are "in" piece  By:algoseer

Friday, 16th of October. 04:19:11 The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent" (via @Iconic88)  By:HNatarajan 15:16:36 New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.  By:HNatarajan 15:33:15 You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back - Barbara De Angelis (via @KirtiB @Iconic88)  By:HNatarajan

Monday, 19th of October. 13:06:25 English is a crazy language: Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?  By:HNatarajan 13:08:22 English is a crazy language: Why is something transported by car called a shipment, but something transported by ship called cargo?  By:HNatarajan 13:12:47 English is a Crazy language: Funny to say nose runs and feet smells!  By:HNatarajan 14:18:05 True. RT @mad_nad: Just realized editing a ppt is even more irritating than making one yourself  By:HNatarajan

Tuesday, 20th of October. 10:15:32 If an egg is broken from outside force, a life ends. If it breaks from inside force a life begins. Gr8 things begin from within -via @anaggh  By:HNatarajan 11:18:06 Lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know (via @rmilana

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@yonigbode) #Quote  By:HNatarajan 12:12:36 When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute (via @cyrusbroacha)  By:HNatarajan 17:08:20 Good one.... On a wall in IndiraNagar : If you pee here and don't have four legs, shame shame! (via @v_shakthi)  By:HNatarajan

Friday, 23rd of October. 14:44:57 LOL :))) .... RT @anaggh: Research shows 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs & the 10th prefers the other nine guys.  By:HNatarajan 18:18:51 I'll lend you my attention, but it'll be at 0% interest (@softykid @funnyjoker @BestAt)  By: HNatarajan

Sunday, 25th of October. 07:19:58 EGO is E G O : Edging God Out  By:Deepak_Chopra 07:37:52 RT @Gary0001 To do is to be. - Descartes, To be is to do. - Voltaire, Do be do be do. - Sinatra  By:Scott_Lord 07:38:43 What If....All schools were like the Jedi Academy?  By:Scott_Lord 09:44:30 RT @sardesairajdeep dalai lama's amazing. he's a nomad, obama wont meet him, indians wary of him, chinese hate him. yet he always smiles!  By:PritishNandy 11:32:42 True.... You will become like the five people you associate with the most. This can be either a blessing or a curse (via Billy Cox)  By:HNatarajan 12:24:05 Thnks RT @Shirsha_gem5: lolz, RT @chiefsanjay What is the similarity between a CIRCUS and a GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for one more clown  By:chiefsanjay 22:00:16 Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.  By:AZCactus

Monday, 26th of October. 02:24:19 RT @maheshone: "You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her."  By:AngelineZylstra 03:01:44 Suffering is a result of clinging or resisting. It is a sign of unwillingness to move on, to flow with life.  By:Deepak_Chopra 10:13:21 RT @abafna: Be civil to all;sociable to many;familiar with few;friend to one;enemy to none.  By: AngelineZylstra

Tuesday, 27th of October. 07:42:57 Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! #bestmoviedialogues  By:shiladitya 13:01:31 "The person who confesses ignorance shows it once; the person who conceals it, shows it many times" – Proverb (via @privateninja)  By:HNatarajan 13:07:19 "I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet..." - Persian Sufi proverb (via @DenaBotbyl @MasterMindCoach)  By:HNatarajan

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13:23:25 If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together - African proverb (via @leanBeaf)  By:HNatarajan 13:26:59 He who has health has hope. He who has hope has everything - Arabian Proverb (via @bellyfatburning)  By:HNatarajan 13:31:06 Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over it became a butterfly - Proverb (via @Evilbeauty87 @BHeiressistible)  By:HNatarajan 13:33:02 "God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest" - Swedish Proverb (via @PeopleSmartz)  By:HNatarajan 13:36:37 Impotence is nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings”!  By:HNatarajan 13:46:41 Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do - Confucius  By: HNatarajan 14:28:58 Ever thought how uninstall executable files of most programs have a file name like 'unwise.exe' like a last attempt at making you feel bad?  By:shiladitya

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