Barack Obama Pwnz Chuck Norris

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15 JUNE 2009 Here are some Chuck Norris facts once widely known and loved:

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever. . Chuck Norris can divide by zero. . There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Is Chuck Norris the mightiest man on earth? You would think so. But you would be wrong. There is a man who is even mightier, a man who scares even Chuck Norris himself: Barack Obama! It is true. The following letter to President Barack Obama appeared in Chuck Norris' column at WorldNetDaily on Monday, 15 June 2009:

President Obama: You scare me because so many amazing corporate and American leaders like Lou Pritchett say things about you like: 'You scare me'." You scare me because, after you initiate more government borrowing and bailouts than all presidents combined, you require Congress to follow a system that is "pay-as-you-go." You scare me because you really do believe that going into massive amounts of debt can remedy our economy in the long run. You scare me because you repeatedly still play the blame game with the Bush administration but never blame the Clinton administration, even though it was responsible for the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac subprime fiasco via the proliferation of loans to low income unqualified borrowers. You scare me because you buy and run banking, automobile and soon health industries with taxpayers' money but refuse to call it socialism. - MORE NEXT PAGE -

You scare me because your actions don't reflect the federal governmental constraints and fiscal prudent principles of our Founding Fathers and Constitution. You scare me because you promise to lead from the center but drive hard and fast to the Left. You scare me because you claim to be a fighter for minorities and constitutional promises of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, yet what greater minority can be defended than those in the womb, against whom you have already enacted more pro-abortionrelated laws than anyone since Roe v. Wade? You promise to defend the U.S. against all potential enemies, yet you pacify those who harbor terrorists, fight for the rights of combative detainees, and enable the enemies of Israel. You scare me because you deny America's Judeo-Christian heritage before other countries of the world, espousing "the promise of a secular nation" during an age in which religious revisionism is already on the rise. (Thank God for Rep. Randy Forbes, R-Va., and others, who are even now trying to preserve America's religious history by proposing the passage of the Spiritual Heritage Bill 397 – call or write your representative today to support it). You scare me because your media team (including the mainstream media) will seek to label as radical, quarantine socially or in some way penalize any opposing conservative voices (like conservative talk-show hosts, news agencies, columnists or fellow actors like Jon Voight). You scare me because, as we've all watched over your first 100 days in office, you can get away with all these things mentioned above, and the mainstream media and most of the public will continue to hail you as king. You scare me because your media team will not address or diminish in any way your deification before the world, epitomized by the editor of Newsweek, who was on MSNBC's Chris Matthews' show and recently stated, "I mean, in a way Obama's standing above the country, above the world. He's sort of God." (How much scarier can it get than representative statements like that in a republic that once stood for equity among political powers and a government "by the people and for the people"?) America, it's time to awaken from your slumber and quit looking to the government for answers, and start looking to real reputable sources. I recommend starting with Lou Pritchett's 1995 business book, "Stop Paddling & Start Rocking the Boat."

__________________________________________________ Norris, Chuck. "Why Obama scares me, too." WorldNetDaily. 15 June 2009. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=101063