American Psycho

{3330}{3384}Our pasta this evening... {3386}{3448}is squid ravioli|in a lemon grass broth... {3450}{3551}with goat cheese profiteroles,|and I also have an arugula Caesar salad. {3553}{3634}For entrees this evening, I have|swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade, {3636}{3716}rare roasted partridge breast in|raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale. {3718}{3795}...and grilled free-range rabbit|with herbed french fries. {3797}{3888}Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli|in a lemon grass broth. {3996}{4097}God, I hate this place. It's a chick's|restaurant. Why aren't we at Dorsia ? {4099}{4147}Because Bateman won't give|the maitre d' head. {4216}{4269}Is that Reed Robinson|over there ? {4271}{4344}- Are you freebasing or what ?|That's not Robinson. Well, who is it then ? {4346}{4417}- It's Paul Allen.|- That's not Paul Allen. {4419}{4476}Paul Allen's on the other side|of the room over there. {4478}{4526}Who's he with ?|Some weasel from Kicker Peabody. {4528}{4572}They don't have a good bathroom|to do coke in. {4574}{4643}Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there ?|Yes, McDufus, I am. {4645}{4705}- He's handling the Fisher account.|- Lucky bastard. {4707}{4813}- Lucky Jew bastard.|- Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything ? {4815}{4861}I've seen that bastard|sitting in his office... {4863}{4913}talking on the phone to the C.E.O.s,|spinnin' a fuckin' menorah. {4915}{4974}Not a menorah.|You spin a dreidel. {4976}{5022}Oh, my God, Bateman. {5024}{5096}Do you want me to fry you up some|fucking potato pancakes ? Some latkes ? {5098}{5186}No, just... cool it with|the anti-Semitic remarks. {5188}{5287}Oh, I forgot. Bateman's dating someone|from the A.C.L.U. {5289}{5358}He's the voice of reason.|The boy next door. {5360}{5443}Speaking of reasonable--|Only $570. {5445}{5516}That's not bad. {5518}{5567}A little something|for the purse. {5569}{5615}Give her the 50. {6545}{6598}Stoli on the rocks. {6600}{6680}These aren't good anymore.|It's a cash bar. {6682}{6737}That'll be $25. {6816}{6862}You're a fucking ugly bitch. {6864}{6927}I wanna stab you to death... {6928}{6990}and play around|with your blood. {7253}{7299}What can I get|for you two ? {7894}{7943}I live in the|American Gardens building... {7944}{8005}on West 81st Street|on the 11th floor. {8007}{8082}My name is Patrick Bateman. {8084}{8130}I'm 27 years old. {8164}{8211}I believe in|taking care of myself, {8212}{8331}in a balanced diet,|in a rigorous exercise routine. {8332}{8390}ln the morning,|if my face is a little pufffy, {8392}{8466}I'll put on an icepack|while doing my stomach crunches. {8468}{8514}I can do a thousand now. {8927}{9031}After I remove the icepack,|I use a deeppore cleanser lotion. {9033}{9111}In the shower, I use|a water-activated gel cleanser. {9167}{9223}Then|a honey-almond bodyscrub. {9225}{9315}And on the face,|an exfoliating gelscrub. {9544}{9603}Then I apply|an herb mint facialmasque,

{9604}{9701}which lleave on forten minutes|while I prepare the rest of my routine. {9752}{9859}I always use an aftershave lotion|with little or no alcohol, {9860}{9951}because alcohol dries your face out|and makes you look older. {9952}{10000}Then moisturizer, {10002}{10049}then an anti-aging eye balm, {10051}{10135}followed by a final|moisturizing protective lotion. {10164}{10247}There is an idea|of a Patrick Bateman. {10249}{10348}Some kind of abstraction,|but there is no real me. {10350}{10420}Only an entity--|something illusory. {10421}{10483}And though I can hide|my cold gaze... {10484}{10561}and you can shake my hand|and feel flesh gripping yours... {10563}{10678}and may be you can even sense|our life styles are probably comparable, {10680}{10759}I simply am not there. {11309}{11356}Good morning. {11357}{11434}Good morning, Hamilton.|Nice tan. {11575}{11644}Late.|Aerobics class. Sorry. Any messages ? {11646}{11730}Ricky Harrison has to cancel.|He didn't say what he was cancelling or why. {11732}{11814}I occasionally box with Ricky|at the Harvard Club. Anyone else ? {11816}{11894}Spencer wants to meet for drinks|at Fluties, Pier 17. When ? {11896}{11969}After 6:00.|And what should I say ? Negative. Cancel it. {11971}{12063}Just say "no"|Just say "no" ? {12065}{12106}Okay, Jean. {12108}{12168}I need reservations for three|at Camols at 12:30, {12170}{12216}and if not there|try Crayons. {12218}{12278}Allright ?|Yes, sir. {12280}{12409}Oh, wait. And I need reservations|for two at Arcadia at 8:00 on Thursday. {12411}{12457}Something romantic ? {12484}{12533}No. {12535}{12618}Silly. Forget it.|I'll make them. {12620}{12667}No, I'll do it.|No, no. {12668}{12769}Be a doll and just get me a mineral|water, okay ? You look nice today. {12771}{12833}Don't wear that outfit again. {12835}{12882}What ? I didn't hear you. {12884}{12947}I said, do not wear|that outfit again. {12948}{13021}Wear a dress, a skirt or something.|You don't like this, I take it. {13023}{13101}Come on.|You're prettier than that. {13103}{13185}- Thanks, Patrick.|- I'm not here. {13187}{13301}And high heels.|I like high heels. {13466}{13512}Feathered friends for 600. {13514}{13569}During courtship,|the male frigate bird... {13571}{13639}inflates to enormous size|the red pouch found here. {13980}{14043}And I want|hundreds of thousands of roses. {14045}{14101}And lots of|chocolate truffles, {14103}{14160}Godiva, and oysters|in the halfshell. {14162}{14232}I'm trying to listen to|the new Robert Palmer tape, {14233}{14340}but Evelyn, my supposed fiance,|keeps buzzing in my ear. {14341}{14423}Annie Leibovitz.|We'll get Annie Leibovitz. {14424}{14480}And we'll have to get|someone to videotape. {14482}{14559}Patrick,|we should do it. {14560}{14643}Do what ?|Get married. Have a wedding. {14644}{14697}No. I can't take|the time off work. {14699}{14757}Your father practically owns the company.|You can do anything you like, silly. {14759}{14824}- I don't want to talk about it.|- I hate that job anyway.

{14826}{14872}I don't see why|you just don't quit. {14874}{14982}Because I want to fit in. {15235}{15299}Williams party. {15300}{15372}I'm on the verge of tears|by the time we arrive at Espace, {15374}{15445}since I'm positive|we won't have a decent table. {15447}{15555}But we do, and relief washes over me|in an awesome wave. {15556}{15659}Patrick, this is my cousin Vanden|and her boyfriend Stash. {15660}{15716}They're both artists.|The menu's in braille. {15718}{15803}I see you've met everyone.|You look awful. {15805}{15883}Okay. Allright. {15884}{15934}I'm fairly certain that... {15936}{16017}Timothy Bryce and Evelyn|are having an affair. {16019}{16087}Timothy is the only|interesting person I know. {16089}{16172}I'm almost completely indifferent|as to whether Evelyn knows... {16173}{16295}I'm having an affair with Courtney|Rawlinson, her closest friend. {16296}{16344}Courtney is almost|perfect looking. {16346}{16431}She's usually operating on|one or more psychiatric drugs. {16433}{16491}Tonight, I believe, it's Xanax.|Mmm. Oh. {16492}{16568}More disturbing than her drug use,|though, is the fact that she's engaged... {16570}{16655}to Luis Carruthers, the biggest doofus|in the business. {16656}{16711}Tell me, Stash. {16713}{16798}Do you think Soho is becoming too...|commercial ? {16800}{16879}- Yes. I read that.|- Oh, who gives a rat's ass ? {16881}{16928}Hey, that affects us. {16930}{17025}Well, what about the massacres in Sri|Lanka, honey ? Doesn't that affect us too ? {17027}{17073}Do you know anything about|Sri Lanka ? {17075}{17125}How, like, the Sikhs are killing|tons of Israelis over there ? {17127}{17175}Come on, Bryce. {17177}{17257}There are a lot more important problems|than Sri Lanka to worry about. {17259}{17345}- Like what ?|- Well, we have to end apartheid, for one, {17347}{17475}slow down the nuclear arms race,|stop terrorism and world hunger. {17477}{17568}We have to provide food and shelter|for the homeless... {17570}{17671}and oppose racial discrimination|and promote civil rights, {17672}{17740}while also promoting|equal rights for women. {17742}{17799}We have to encourage|a return... {17800}{17864}to traditional moral values. {17866}{17923}Most importantly, {17925}{18028}we have to promote|general social concern... {18030}{18123}and less materialism|in young people. {18124}{18215}Patrick,|how thought provoking. {19088}{19135}Hello. {19179}{19226}Hello. {19657}{19723}Bleaching ? Are you|trying to say "bleaching" ? {19725}{19771}Oh, my God.|Two things. {19773}{19819}One: You can't bleach a Cerruti.|Out of the question. {19821}{19891}Two: I can only get|these sheets in Santa Fe. {19892}{19940}These are very expensive sheets,|and I really need them cleaned. {19942}{20027}Lady, if you don't shut your|fucking mouth, I will kill you. {20029}{20066}Now, listen. {20068}{20129}I have a lunch meeting at Hubert's|in 20 minutes with Ronald Harrison. {20131}{20177}I need those sheets|cleaned by this afternoon. {20179}{20259}Listen, I can't understand you !|This is crazy ! You're a fool. {20261}{20308}I can't cope with this|stupid "bitchee" ! {20310}{20370}Understand ?|Christ. Patrick ?

{20372}{20431}Hi, Patrick. {20432}{20508}I thought that was you.|Hello. This is-{20510}{20590}Isn't it ridiculous, coming all the way up here ?|They really are the best. {20591}{20640}Then why can't they|get these stains out ? {20642}{20724}I mean, can you talk to these people|or something ? I'm not getting anywhere. {20726}{20796}- Oh, what are those ?|- Well, it's-{20798}{20874}- Cranberry juice. Cranapple.|- Really ? {20875}{20942}Listen, if you could talk to them,|I would really appreciate it. {20943}{21018}I'm really late. I have a lunch|appointment at Hubert's in 15 minutes. {21019}{21075}Hubert's ?|That moved uptown, right ? Oh, boy. {21077}{21131}Listen, I've gotta go.|Thank you, Victoria. {21133}{21180}Maybe we could do lunch|one day next week. {21182}{21268}I'm downtown quite often. What about|a Saturday ? I'm at work all the time. {21300}{21356}Next Saturday ?|Can't, I'm afraid. Sure. {21358}{21410}At a matinee of LesMis.|Listen, I really gotta go. {21411}{21503}Oh, Christ.|I'll call you. Okay. Do. {21505}{21553}Listen, you're dating Lewis,|he's in Arizona. {21555}{21601}You're fucking me,|and we haven't made plans. {21603}{21647}What could you possibly|be up to tonight ? {21649}{21717}Stop it. I'm--|On a lot of lithium ? {21719}{21798}Waiting for Luis to call me.|He said he'd call tonight. {21799}{21886}Pumpkin ? Pumpkin,|you're dating an asshole. {21888}{21979}Mm-hmm. Pumpkin, you're dating the|biggest dickweed in New York. {21981}{22080}Pumpkin, you're dating|a tumbling, tumbling dickweed. {22082}{22156}Patrick, stop calling me|pumpkin, okay ? {22158}{22239}I have to go.|Courtney ? {22241}{22287}Hmm ?|Dinner. {22289}{22350}I can't.|I'm thinking Dorsia. {22403}{22480}Dorsia's nice.|Wear something fabulous. {22482}{22530}Oh,yeah ! {22756}{22824}Dorsia. {22826}{22878}Um, yes, I know|it's a little late, {22879}{22991}but is it possible to reserve a|table for two at 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps ? {23403}{23486}...a facialat Elizabeth Arden,|which was really relaxing. {23487}{23565}And then,|to the Pottery Barn, {23567}{23647}where I got this little... {23648}{23730}silver muffin dish.|Is that Donald Trump's car ? {23731}{23780}God, Patrick.|Shut up. {23782}{23848}You know, Courtney, you should|take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke. {23850}{23919}Some caffeine might get you|out of this slump. {23921}{23986}I just want a child. {23987}{24050}Just two... {24052}{24113}perfect... {24115}{24171}children. {24268}{24332}Are we here ?|Yeah. {24514}{24595}This is Dorsia ?|Yes, dear. {24597}{24662}Courtney, you're gonna have|the peanut butter soup... {24664}{24726}with smoked duck|and mashed squash. {24728}{24821}New York Matinee called it|"a playful but mysterious little dish." {24823}{24915}You'll love it. And then the red|snapper with violets and pine nuts. {24917}{24963}I think that'll|follow nicely. {24965}{25056}Mmm.|Thanks, Patrick.

{25204}{25273}Patrick, thanks so much|for looking after Courtney. {25275}{25343}Dorsia.|How impressive. {25345}{25398}How on Earth did you get|a reservation there ? {25399}{25454}Lucky, I guess. {25456}{25503}That's a wonderful suit. {25504}{25560}Don't tell me. Don't tell me.|Let me guess. {25562}{25634}Mmm, Valentino Couture ? {25635}{25686}Uh-huh.|Hmm. {25687}{25762}It looks so soft.|Your compliment was sufficient, Luis. {25806}{25928}Hello, Halberstram. Nice tie.|How the hell are you ? {25930}{26009}Allen has mistaken me for this|dickhead, Marcus Halberstram. {26011}{26073}It seems logical because|Marcus also works at P&P, {26075}{26134}and in fact does|the same exact thing I do. {26135}{26231}He also has a penchant for Valentino suits|and Oliver Peoples glasses. {26233}{26279}Marcus and I|even go to the same barber, {26281}{26334}although I have|a slightly better haircut. {26335}{26416}- How's the Ransom account going, Marcus ?|- It's, uh, all right. {26418}{26474}Really ? That's interesting.|It's not, uh, not great. {26475}{26540}- Oh, well, you know.|- So, how's Cecilia ? {26542}{26606}- She's a great girl.|- Oh, yeah. I'm very lucky. {26608}{26682}- Mm-hmm.|- Hey, Allen, congratulations on the Fisher account. {26684}{26767}- Thankyou, Baxter.|- Listen, Paul. Squash. {26867}{26943}Call me.|How about Friday ? {26945}{27051}No can do.|I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia. {27052}{27136}Greatsea urchin ceviche. {27138}{27186}Dorsia on Friday night ?|How'd he swing that ? {27188}{27236}I think he's lying. {27295}{27375}- Is that a gram ?|- New card. {27377}{27447}What do you think ? {27449}{27511}Whoa-ho.|Very nice. {27513}{27607}Look at that. Picked them up from|the printer's yesterday. {27609}{27655}Good coloring.|That's bone. {27657}{27718}And the lettering is something|called Silian Rail. {27719}{27803}It's very cool, Bateman,|but that's nothing. Look at this. {27805}{27862}That is really nice. {27863}{27958}Eggshell with Romalian type.|What do you think ? {27959}{28028}Nice. {28030}{28138}Jesus. That is really super.|How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful? {28140}{28200}I can't believe that Bryce... {28202}{28272}prefers Van Patten's card|to mine. {28274}{28343}But wait.|You ain't seen nothin' yet. {28385}{28519}Raised lettering,|pale nimbus... white. {28521}{28582}Impressive.|Very nice. {28584}{28633}Hmm. {28635}{28688}Let's see Paul Allen's card. {29038}{29082}Look at that subtle|off-white coloring. {29083}{29153}The tasteful thickness of it. {29155}{29232}Oh, my God.|It even has a watermark. {29346}{29406}Is something wrong,|Patrick ? {29408}{29455}You're sweating. {30135}{30201}Hello. Pat Bateman. {30203}{30251}You want some, uh, money ? {30253}{30299}Some food ? {30355}{30415}- Is this what you need ?|- I'm-I'm hungry. {30416}{30463}Yeah.|Cold out too, isn't it ? {30579}{30658}Why don't you get a job ?|If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job ?

{30659}{30707}I lost my job. {30708}{30756}Why ? You drinking ? {30759}{30847}Is that why you lost it ?|Insider trading ? {30849}{30902}Just joking. {30903}{30978}Listen, what's your name ?|Al. {30980}{31027}Hmm ? Speak up.|Come on. Al. {31028}{31082}Get a goddamn job, Al. {31084}{31159}You got a negative attitude.|That's what's stopping you. {31161}{31246}You gotta get your act together.|I'll help you. {31248}{31339}You are so kind, mister.|You're a kind-- You're a kind man. {31341}{31387}It's okay.|I can tell. {31389}{31469}Please, you gotta tell me|what to do. You gotta help me. {31471}{31542}I'm so cold,|I'm hungry. {31543}{31606}You know how bad you smell ? {31607}{31682}You reek of shit.|Do you know that ? {31684}{31764}Al. {31766}{31838}I'm sorry.|It's just that-{31839}{31886}I don't know. {31916}{31973}I don't have anything|in common with you. {32171}{32234}Oh. Oh, thankyou, mister.|Thankyou. {32236}{32311}I'm cold out here. {32313}{32359}You know what a fucking loser you are ?|What ? {32972}{33038}What beautiful skin you have,|Mr. Bateman. {33040}{33117}So fine,|so smooth. {33299}{33358}I have all the characteristics|of a human being-{33359}{33446}flesh, blood, skin, hair-{33447}{33526}but not a single, clear,|identifiable emotion, {33527}{33610}except for greed and disgust. {33611}{33675}Something horrible|is happening inside of me, {33677}{33723}and I don't know why. {33759}{33848}My nightly bloodlust|has overflowed into my days. {33850}{33939}I feel lethal,|on the verge of frenzy. {33941}{34018}I think my mask of sanity|is about to slip. {34315}{34385}Hey, Mc Cloy,|what do you say ? {34387}{34446}Hey, Hamilton.|Have a holly, jolly Christmas. {34448}{34550}Is Allen still handling the Fisher account ?|Ofcourse. Who else ? {34552}{34623}Mistletoe alert.|Merry Xmas, Patrick. {34625}{34686}Merry Xmas, Harry.|Merry Christmas. {34687}{34742}You're late, honey.|Oh, yes, you are. I'm not late. {34743}{34818}I've been here the entire time.|You just didn't see me. {34820}{34918}Say hello to Snowball.|Snowball says, "Merry Christmas, Patrick." {34920}{35003}What is it ?|It's a little baby piggly-wiggly, isn't it ? {35004}{35063}It's a Vietnamese|potbellied pig. {35065}{35121}They make darling pets.|Don't you ? {35123}{35178}Don't you ? {35180}{35253}Stop scowling, Patrick.|You're such a grinch. {35255}{35308}And what does Mr. Grinch|want for Christmas ? {35310}{35364}And don't say|breast implants again. {35423}{35498}Allen. Marcus.|Merry Christmas. {35500}{35574}How you been ? Workaholic, I suppose ?|Haven't seen you in a while. {35576}{35674}Hey, Hamilton. We're goin' to Nell's.|Limo's out front. {35675}{35754}We should have dinner.|Maybe you could bring-{35756}{35825}Cecilla ?|Yes, Cecilla. {35827}{35882}Oh, Cecilla would adore it. {35883}{35947}Well, then,|let's do it, Marcus. {35949}{35997}Great party.|Thanks. {35999}{36051}Patrick, why is he|calling you Marcus ? {36053}{36116}Mistletoe alert.

{36315}{36376}Marcus Halberstram|for two at 7:00. {36428}{36514}No, l want to know, okay ?|I came here for the cilantro crawfish gumbo, {36515}{36602}which is, after all, the only excuse|one could have for being in this restaurant, {36604}{36662}which is, by the way,|almost completely empty. {36663}{36747}I'm very sorry, sir.|J&B straight, and a Corona. {36749}{36814}Would you like to hear--|Double Absolut martini. {36816}{36865}Yes, sir.|Would you like to hear the specials ? {36867}{36925}Not if you want|to keep your spleen. {37008}{37095}This is a real beehive of activity, Halberstram.|This place is hot. {37097}{37190}Very hot.|Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula... {37191}{37238}are outrageous here. {37239}{37295}Yeah, well, you're late.|Hey, I'm a child ofdivorce. {37297}{37358}Give me a break. {37359}{37486}I see they've omitted the pork loin|with lime Jell-O. We should've gone to Dorsia. {37487}{37552}I could've gotten us a table.|Nobody goes there anymore. {37595}{37666}Is that Ivana Trump ? {37667}{37761}Oh, geez, Patrick. I mean, Marcus.|What are you thinking ? {37763}{37853}Why would Ivana|be at Texarkana ? {37855}{37951}So, uh, wasn't Rothchild originally|handling the Fisher account ? {37953}{38063}How'd you get it ?|Well, I could tell you that, Halberstram, {38065}{38121}but then I'd have to|kill you. {38281}{38374}I like to dissect girls.|Did you know I'm utterly insane ? {38445}{38501}Great tan, Marcus.|I mean, really impressive. {38503}{38546}Where do you tan ?|Salon. {38547}{38602}I've got a tanning bed at home.|You should look into it. {38603}{38682}And, uh, Cecilla. {38684}{38739}How is she ?|Where is she tonight ? {38741}{38811}Cecilla's, uh--|Well, you know Cecilla. {38813}{38877}I think she's having dinner|with, um, Evelyn Williams. {38879}{38947}Evelyn ?|Great ass. {38949}{39037}Goes out with that loser|Patrick Bateman. What a dork. {39039}{39114}Another martini, Paul ? {39252}{39299}You like|Huey Lewis and the News ? {39300}{39353}Um, they're okay. {39402}{39492}They're early work was a little|too new wave for my taste. {39494}{39565}But when Sports|came out in '83, {39567}{39639}I think they really came into their own,|commercially and artistically. {39717}{39782}The whole album has|a clear, crisp sound, {39784}{39848}and a new sheen of|consummate professionalism... {39850}{39927}that really gives the songs|a big boost. {40149}{40208}He's been compared|to Elvis Costello, {40210}{40322}but I think Huey has a far more bitter,|cynical sense of humor. {40323}{40370}Hey, Halberstram ?|Yes, Allen ? {40371}{40441}Why are there copies of the Style|section all over the place ? {40443}{40559}Do you-- Do you have a dog ?|A little chow or something ? {40560}{40630}- No, Allen.|- Is that a raincoat ? {40631}{40686}Yes, it is. {40687}{40749}In '87, Huey released this-{40751}{40797}Fore, their most|accomplished album. {40799}{40887}I think their undisputed|masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square." {40889}{40955}The song's so catchy, most people|probably don't listen to the lyrics. {40957}{41016}But they should,|because it's not just about... {41018}{41087}the pleasures of conformity|and the importance of trends.

{41089}{41190}It's also a personal statement|about the band itself. Hey, Paul ! {41320}{41395}Try getting a reservation|at Dorsia now, {41397}{41471}you fuckin' stupid bastard ! {41473}{41568}You fucking bastard ! {42989}{43075}He was completely naked|and standing up on the table. {43077}{43136}He had no clothes on|what so ever, and he-{43138}{43184}Patrick ?|Patrick. {43186}{43248}Is that you ? {43250}{43328}No, Luis, it's not me.|You're mistaken. {43330}{43380}This is my very good friend,|Patrick Bateman. {43382}{43482}Where are you going ? We're going to Nell's.|Gwendolyn's father is buying it. {43483}{43550}Ooh. {43587}{43633}Where did you get|that overnight bag ? {43694}{43740}Jean-Paul Gaultier. {44010}{44056}When I get|to Paul Allen's place, {44058}{44105}I use the keys|I took from his pocket... {44107}{44155}before disposing|of the body. {44157}{44232}There is a moment|of sheer panic... {44234}{44339}when I realize that Paul's|apartment overlooks the park... {44341}{44405}and is obviously|more expensive than mine. {44483}{44548}I calm myself|and move into the bedroom, {44550}{44626}where I find his suitcase|and start to pack. {44627}{44695}It's time for Paul|to take a little trip. {44764}{44818}Where do I send the bastard ? {44819}{44867}Dallas ? {44868}{44929}Paris ? Singapore ? {44931}{45006}London ? I'll send|the asshole to London. {45127}{45210}Hi. This is Paul. {45211}{45262}I've been called away|to London for a few days. {45263}{45342}Meredith, I'll call you when I get back.|Hasta la vista, baby. {45955}{46002}What is it ? {46003}{46092}Patrick.|Yes, Jean ? {46094}{46170}There's a Mr. Donald Kimball|here to see you. Who ? {46172}{46234}Detective Donald Kimball. {46307}{46356}Tell him I'm at lunch. {46358}{46465}Patrick, it's only 10:30.|I think he knows you're here. {46467}{46523}Send him in, I guess. {46691}{46784}Now, John, you've gotta wear clothes|in proportion to your physique. {46786}{46878}There are definite do's and don'ts, good buddy,|of wearing a boldstriped shirt. {46879}{46936}A bold-striped shirt|calls for solid-colored... {46938}{46996}or discreetly patterned|suits and ties. {46998}{47080}Yes, always tip the stylist|15 percent. {47082}{47173}Listen,John, I've gotta go.|T. Boone Pickens just walked in. {47175}{47287}Just joking. No, don't tip|the owner of the salon. {47289}{47335}Okay, John ? Right. {47337}{47414}Got it.|Sorry about that. {47415}{47478}No, I'm sorry.|I should've made an appointment. {47479}{47526}Was that anything important ? {47527}{47601}Oh, that ?|Just mulling over business problems, {47603}{47708}examining opportunities, exchanging rumors,|spreading gossip. {47710}{47786}Hi. {47788}{47859}I'm Donald Kimball.|Hi. Pat Bateman. {47860}{47914}Nice to meet you. Sorry to barge|in on you like this. {47915}{47964}I know how busy|you guys can get. {48029}{48126}So, what's the, uh,|topic of discussion ? {48128}{48187}I've been hired|by Meredith Powell...

{48189}{48262}to investigate the disappearance|of Paul Allen. {48308}{48366}I see, yeah.|Paul's disappearance, yeah. {48367}{48418}So it's nothing|that official. {48419}{48496}- I just have some questions about|Paul Allen and yourself. - Coffee ? {48498}{48549}- No, I'm okay.|- Apollinaris ? {48551}{48597}No, I'm okay. {48599}{48660}Can you bring Mr.-{48662}{48726}Kimball. No, I'm okay.|Mr. Kimball a bottle of Apollinaris. {48727}{48778}It's no problem. {48834}{48893}So, what's the topic|of discussion ? {48895}{48960}The disappearance|of Paul Allen. {48962}{49049}Uh-huh, right.|Well, I, um, haven't-{49095}{49162}I haven't heard anything about|the disappearance or anything. {49164}{49216}Not on page six, at least. {49218}{49306}- I think his family wants this kept quiet.|- Understandable. Lime ? {49307}{49404}- No, really, I'm okay.|- You sure ? I can always get you a lime. {49406}{49478}Just some preliminary questions that I need|for my own files, okay ? {49480}{49527}Shoot. {49528}{49588}Hold old are you ?|Twenty-seven. {49590}{49636}Where did you go to school ?|Harvard. {49638}{49701}Then Harvard Business School.|Your address ? {49703}{49756}The American Gardens Building,|West 81st Street. {49758}{49842}- Nice. Very nice.|- Thanks. {49844}{49933}What can you tell me about Paul Allen ?|I'm at a loss. {49935}{50004}He was part of that whole Yale thing.|"Yale thing" ? {50006}{50074}- Yeah, Yale thing.|- What do you mean, "Yale thing" ? {50075}{50170}Well, I think for one that he was probably|a closet homosexual... {50172}{50219}who did a lot of cocaine. {50220}{50270}That "Yale thing." {50272}{50373}What kind of man was he, besides|the information you've just given ? {50375}{50442}- I hope I'm not being cross-examined here.|- You feel like that ? {50443}{50494}No, not really. {50542}{50588}Where did Paul hang out ? {50590}{50636}Hang out ?|Yeah, you know, hang out. {50638}{50738}Let me think.|Um, the Newport, Harry's, {50740}{50787}Fluties, Indochine, {50788}{50835}Nell's, the Cornell Club, {50836}{50894}the New York Yacht Club.|He had a yacht ? {50895}{50990}- No, he just hung out there.|- And where did he go to school ? {50992}{51052}Don't you know this ? {51054}{51101}I just wanted to know|if you know. {51199}{51273}Before Yale, if I remember correctly,|St. Paul's. {51275}{51346}Listen, I just--|I just wanna help. {51347}{51420}I understand. {51479}{51526}Do you have any witnesses|or fingerprints ? {51527}{51626}Well, there's a message on his answering|machine that says he went to London. {51628}{51689}- Well, maybe he did, huh ?|- His girlfriend doesn't think so. {51691}{51742}- But has anyone seen him in London ?|- Actually, yes. {51744}{51822}Hmm. But I've had a hardtime|getting actual verification. {51824}{51916}A Stephen Hughes said he saw him|at a restaurant there. {51918}{51964}But I checked it out,|and what happened is... {51966}{52022}he mistook a Herbert Ainsworth|for Paul, so-{52023}{52102}- Had his apartment been burglarized ?|- No, actually, it hadn't. {52104}{52189}Toiletries were missing, a suit was|gone, so was some luggage. That's it. {52191}{52249}I mean, no one's dealing with the|homicide squad yet or anything,

right ? {52251}{52310}No, not yet.|As I said, we're not sure. {52311}{52368}Basically, no one's seen|or heard anything. {52370}{52437}So typical, isn't it ?|It's just strange. {52439}{52499}One day,|someone's walking around, {52501}{52561}going to work, alive,|and then-{52563}{52621}Nothing. {52623}{52670}People just disappear. {52671}{52760}The earth just...|opens up and swallows them. {52792}{52865}Eerie.|Really eerie. {53000}{53052}Listen, you'll have|to excuse me. {53054}{53156}I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable|at Four Seasons in 20 minutes. {53158}{53253}The Four Seasons ?|Isn't that a little far uptown ? {53255}{53336}I mean, aren't you gonna be late ?|No, there's one down here. {53338}{53397}Oh, really ? I didn't know that.|Yeah, it's very good. {53399}{53498}Listen, if anything else|occurs to you, any information-{53500}{53564}Absolutely. I'm 100 percent with you.|Great. {53566}{53653}And thanks for your time,|Mr. Bateman. {53747}{53794}Bye-bye.|Good-bye. {55222}{55298}I haven't seen you around here.|You just haven't been lookin'. {55299}{55405}- Would you like to see my apartment ?|- I'm not supposed to. {55446}{55492}Do you wanna come|to my apartment or not ? {55551}{55650}I'm not supposed to,|but I can make an exception. {55691}{55738}Do you take a credit card ? {55739}{55802}I'm joking. {55803}{55851}Come on. Get in. {56105}{56153}I'd like a girl.|Early 20s. {56155}{56237}Blonde, who does couples.|Couples. {56239}{56344}And I really can't stress|blonde enough. Blonde. {56383}{56458}I'm Paul. {56459}{56537}My name's Paul Allen.|You got that ? {56539}{56633}You're Christie.|You're to respond only to Christie. {56635}{56681}Is that clear ? {56923}{56970}That's a very fine chardonnay|you're drinking. {56971}{57038}I want you|to clean your vagina. {57255}{57330}No. From behind.|Get on your knees. {57331}{57399}You have a very nice body. {57651}{57701}Mm-hmm ? {57703}{57767}Thank you. Send her up. {57830}{57906}Christie,|get out and dry off. {57908}{57977}Choose a robe--|not the Bijan-{57979}{58086}and come and meet me and our guest in|the living room for drinks. {58250}{58300}You've arrived.|How lovely. {58302}{58348}Let me take your coat. {58350}{58416}I'm Paul.|How good of you to come. {58531}{58578}Not quite blonde,|are you ? {58579}{58626}More dirty blonde. {58627}{58687}I'm gonna call you|Sabrina. {58689}{58739}I'm Paul Allen. {59191}{59250}So. {59251}{59298}Don't you wanna know|what I do ? {59392}{59465}No.|No, not really. {59499}{59579}Well, I work on Wall Street... {59581}{59635}for Pierce & Pierce. {59637}{59687}Have you heard of it ? {59905}{59972}You have a really|nice place here, Paul. {59974}{60021}How much|did you pay for it ?

{60023}{60072}Well, actually, {60074}{60142}that's none of your business,|Christie. {60143}{60234}But I can assure you,|it certainly wasn't cheap. {60235}{60290}No. No smoking.|Not in here. {60353}{60399}Varda truffle ? {60459}{60514}I don't want you to get drunk, {60516}{60596}but that's a very fine|chardonnay you're not drinking. {60774}{60838}Do you like Phil Collins ? {60839}{60893}I've been a big Genesis fan|eversince the release... {60895}{60991}of their 1980 album Duke. {60993}{61106}Before that, I really didn't|understand any of their work. {61108}{61181}It was too artsy,|too intellectual. {61183}{61248}It was on Duke where... {61250}{61320}Phil Collins' presence|became more apparent. {61385}{61502}I think Invisible Touch is the group's|undisputed masterpiece. {61568}{61658}It's an epic meditation|on intangibility. {61728}{61796}At the same time,|it deepens and enriches... {61798}{61879}the meaning of|the preceding three albums. {61881}{61953}Christie,|take off the robe. {61999}{62052}Listen to the brilliant|ensemble playing... {62054}{62117}of Banks, Collins|and Rutherford. {62119}{62223}You can practically hear|every nuance of every instrument. {62225}{62271}Sabrina, remove your dress. {62312}{62395}ln terms of lyrical craftsmanship|and sheer songwriting, {62397}{62469}this album hits a new peak|of professionalism. {62471}{62529}Sabrina, why don't you,|uh, dance a little. {62565}{62625}Take the lyrics to|"Land of Confusion." {62627}{62678}In this song,|Phil Collins... {62679}{62777}addresses the problems|of abusive political authority. {62817}{62916}"In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song|of the 1980s... {62918}{62997}about monogamy and commitment. {62999}{63078}The song is|extremely uplifting. {63079}{63161}Their lyrics are|as positive and affirmative... {63163}{63265}as, uh, anything|I've heard in rock. {63352}{63401}Christie,|get down on your knees... {63403}{63476}so Sabrina can see your asshole. {63478}{63542}Phil Collins' solo career... {63544}{63612}seems to be more commercial, {63614}{63689}and therefore more satisfying|in a narrower way, {63691}{63800}especially songs like "In the|Air Tonight" and "Against All Odds." {63847}{63894}Sabrina, don't just stare at it.|Eat it. {63951}{64015}I also think that|Phil Collins works best... {64017}{64112}within the confines of the group|than as a solo artist. {64114}{64195}And I stress the word "artist." {64291}{64337}This is "Sussudio." {64339}{64411}A great, great song.|A personal favorite. {64671}{64807}Look at the camera. {65616}{65718}Christie, look at the camera. {66084}{66130}Don't touch the watch. {66662}{66709}Can we go now ? {66710}{66757}We're not through yet. {67189}{67270}If they have a good personality and they|are not great looking, then who fucking cares ? {67272}{67318}Let's just say|hypothetically, okay ? {67320}{67374}What if they have|a good personality ? {67375}{67450}I know.|I know. {67452}{67514}There are no girls|with good personalities. {67516}{67584}A good personality consists|of a chick with a little hard body...

{67586}{67632}who will satisfy|all sexual demands... {67634}{67680}without being too slutty|about things... {67682}{67728}and who will essentially keep|her dumb fucking mouth shut. {67730}{67777}The only girls|with good personalities... {67779}{67856}who are smart or maybe funny|or halfway intelligent or talented-{67858}{67926}though God knows what the fuck that means--|are ugly chicks. {67928}{67983}Absolutely. And this is because|they have to make up... {67985}{68028}for how fucking|unattractive they are. {68030}{68107}- Do you know what Ed Gein said about women ?|- Maitre d' at Canal Bar ? {68109}{68204}- No, serial killer, Wisconsin, in the 50s.|- And what did Ed say ? {68206}{68280}"When I see a pretty girl walking|down the street, I think two things. {68282}{68340}"One part of me wants to|take her out and talk to her, {68342}{68401}be real nice and sweet|and treat her right." {68403}{68461}- And what did the other part|of him think ? {68462}{68525}What her head would look like|on a stick. {68638}{68719}Hi, guys.|I wanna get your opinion on something. {68752}{68809}It's my business card. {68810}{68892}I decided to get|a new one too. {68929}{68975}Oh, it's-{68977}{69023}Very nice, Luis. {69062}{69106}Thank you. {69438}{69489}Listen, what about dinner ? {69490}{69558}Is that all you ever have to contribute,|Van Patten ? "What about fucking dinner" ? {69560}{69633}Cheer up there, Bateman. What's the matter ?|No shiatsu this morning ? {69634}{69713}Keep touching me like that, you'll draw|back a stump. Hold on there, little buddy. {69714}{69761}Excuse me. {70634}{70728}God. Patrick.|Why here ? {70730}{70793}I've seen you|looking at me. {70794}{70872}I've noticed your... {70874}{70937}hot body. {70938}{70987}Don't be shy. {70989}{71041}You can't imagine how long|I've wanted this-{71042}{71106}ever since that Christmas party|at Arizona 206. {71108}{71186}You know, the one you were wearing|that red-striped paisley Armani tie. {71275}{71365}I want you.|I want you too. {71366}{71413}Patrick.|What is it ? {71414}{71489}Where are you going ? {71490}{71558}I've gotta return|some video tapes. {71738}{71811}Patrick ! {72369}{72422}Okay, London the-{72424}{72492}London, there's, um, a reservation--|Any Paul Allen ? {72494}{72551}No. A reservation, but--|Kimball ! {72553}{72604}I've been wanting to talk with you.|Come into my office. {72606}{72652}Jean, greatjacket.|Matsuta ? {72654}{72749}Do you remember where you were the night|of Paul's disappearance, {72750}{72797}which was on|the 20th of December ? {72798}{72847}God. {72849}{72923}I guess I was probably|returning video tapes. {73006}{73053}I had a date|with a girl named Veronica. {73054}{73114}That's not what I've got.|What ? {73116}{73173}That's not the information|I've received. {73174}{73230}Well, I-- Wait.

{73231}{73303}- What information have you received ?|- Let me see. {73305}{73373}Well-{73374}{73421}You were with--|Well, I could be wrong. {73422}{73509}When was the last time|you were with Paul Allen ? {73511}{73565}We'd gone to a new musical... {73566}{73652}called|Oh, Africa, Brave Africa. {73654}{73728}It was a laugh riot.|That was about it. {73730}{73811}I think we had dinner at Orso's. No, Peto--|No, Orso's. {73813}{73891}I hope I've been informative.|Long day, a bit scattered. {73893}{73940}I'm a little spent now too. {73942}{74017}But how about lunch|in a week or so... {74018}{74073}when I've sorted out|all this information ? {74074}{74121}Great.|Yes, I'd like that. {74122}{74200}And if you could try and pin down|where you were... {74202}{74289}the night of Paul Allen's disappearance,|it would make my job a lot easier. {74290}{74345}Absolutely.|I'm with you on that one. {74432}{74478}Huey Lewis and the News. {74542}{74621}Great stuff. I just bought it on my way here.|You heard it ? {74653}{74743}Never. I mean,|I don't really like singers. {74745}{74829}Not a big music fan, huh ?|No, I like music. {74830}{74943}Just they're--|Huey's too black sounding for me. {74945}{74994}To each his own. {75044}{75097}So, lunch next week ? {75098}{75145}I'll be there. {75362}{75411}Oh ! {75413}{75461}Oh ! {75998}{76086}Will you call me before Easter ?|Maybe. {76174}{76221}What are you doing tonight ? {76222}{76290}Dinner at, uh, River Cafe. {76291}{76371}Au Bar afterwards, maybe.|That's nice. {76417}{76485}I never knew you smoked. {76486}{76533}You never noticed. {76611}{76666}Listen, Patrick. {76669}{76712}Can we talk ? {76857}{76914}You look... marvelous. {76962}{77009}There's nothing to say. {77010}{77096}You're gonna marry Luis.|Isn't that special ? {77133}{77179}Patrick ? {77287}{77334}Yes, Courtney ? {77397}{77462}If I don't see you|before Easter, {77464}{77514}have a nice one, okay ? {77634}{77681}You too. {77819}{77880}Patrick ? {77882}{77928}Yeah ? {77958}{78070}Nothing. {78695}{78742}There is this theory now--|Listen to me. {78743}{78790}There is this theory now that if|you can catch the AlDS virus... {78792}{78874}by having sex with someone who's infected,|then you can catch anything. {78875}{78955}Alzheimer's, muscular dystrophy,|hemophilia, {78957}{79022}leukemia, diabetes,|dyslexia. {79024}{79089}I'm not sure, but I don't think|dyslexia is a virus. {79091}{79148}But who knows ?|They don't know that. {79150}{79196}Prove it. {79474}{79520}Oh, God.|What ? {79522}{79604}It's a fucking milligram of sweetener.|I wanna get high off this, {79606}{79661}not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.|It's definitely weak,

{79662}{79714}but I have a feeling if we do|enough of it, we'll be okay. {79716}{79799}Can you keep it down ?|I'm trying to do drugs. {79801}{79857}Fuck you ! Calm down.|Let's do it anyway. {79858}{79906}That's right. {79908}{79955}That is if the faggot in the next|stall thinks it's okay ! {79957}{80003}Fuck you !|Hey, fuck you ! {80062}{80119}Sorry, dude. Steroids. {80121}{80178}Okay, let's do it. {80655}{80722}Where did Craig go ? {80724}{80806}Well, Gorbachev is downstairs.|McDermott went to sign a peace treaty... {80808}{80854}between the United States|and Russia. {80856}{80922}He's the one behind Glasnost. {80924}{81007}- He said he was in mergers and acquisitions.|- You're not confused, are you ? {81009}{81058}No, not really. {81060}{81128}Gorbachev is not downstairs.|- Karen's right. {81130}{81194}Gorbachev's not downstairs.|He's at Tunnel. {81196}{81242}Ask me a question. {81275}{81322}So, what do you do ? {81323}{81406}I'm into, uh, well, murders|and executions, mostly. {81408}{81500}- Do you like it ?|- Well, it depends. Why ? {81502}{81628}Well, most guys I know who work in mergers|and acquisitions really don't like it. {81686}{81772}So, where do you work out ? {81837}{81897}You think I'm dumb,|don't you ? {81898}{81973}What ? You think I'm dumb.|You think all models are dumb. {81975}{82043}No.|I really don't. {82045}{82111}That's okay.|I don't mind. {82113}{82159}There's something sweet|about you. {82794}{82841}Doin' the crossword ? {82962}{83016}You need any help ? {83258}{83325}-Jean ?|- Yes, Patrick ? {83326}{83406}Would you like to accompany me|to dinner ? {83407}{83477}That is,|if you're not doing anything. {83478}{83545}Um, no. No,|I don't have any plans. {83599}{83646}Well, {83698}{83748}isn't this a coincidence ? {83750}{83805}Listen, where should we go ?|Anywhere you want. {83806}{83878}Let's not think about what I want.|How about anywhere you want ? {83925}{83988}I don't know, Patrick.|I can't make this decision. {83990}{84079}Come on.|Where do you wanna go ? {84081}{84197}Anywhere you want, just say it.|I can get us in anywhere. {84198}{84245}What about... {84441}{84487}Dorsia ? {84641}{84697}So, {84698}{84759}Dorsia is where|Jean wants to go. {84761}{84848}Well, I don't know.|We'll go wherever you wanna go. {84850}{84896}Dorsia is fine. {85049}{85095}Dorsia. Yes ? {85097}{85197}Yeah, can you take two tonight at,|oh, let's say 9:00 ? We're totally booked. {85198}{85245}Really ? That's great. {85246}{85331}No, I said we are totally booked.|Two at 9:00 ? Perfect. {85333}{85381}See ya then. {85446}{85502}Yeah ? {85503}{85586}You're... dressed okay. {85587}{85689}- You didn't give a name.|- They know me.

{85717}{85804}Why don't you meet me|at my place at 7:00... {85806}{85863}for drinks. {85865}{85911}And Jean, {85913}{85961}you'll wanna change|before we go out. {86163}{86213}Patrick, it's so elegant. {86214}{86263}What a wonderful view. {86265}{86323}Jean, {86325}{86371}sorbet ? {86410}{86465}Thanks, Patrick.|I'd love some. {86611}{86701}Do you want a bite ?|I'm on a diet. But thank you. {86703}{86786}You don't need to lose any weight.|You're kidding, right ? {86788}{86837}You look great.|Very fit. {86868}{86943}You can always be thinner,|look better. {86945}{87052}Well, maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner.|I don't wanna ruin your will power. {87054}{87120}No, it's all right. {87122}{87204}I'm not very good|at controlling it anyway. {87267}{87314}So listen. {87315}{87389}What do you really|wanna do with your life ? {87391}{87445}Just briefly, summarize. {87446}{87515}And don't tell me you enjoy working|with children, okay ? {87517}{87622}Well, I'd like to travel|and maybe go back to school, {87623}{87694}but I don't really know. {87696}{87801}I'm at a point in my life where|there seems to be so many possibilities, {87804}{87887}but I'm-- I don't know--|I'm just so unsure. {87970}{88035}Do you have a boyfriend ? {88037}{88127}No, not really.|Interesting. {88128}{88216}Are you seeing anyone ?|I mean, seriously ? {88218}{88274}Maybe. {88276}{88351}I don't know.|Not really. {88426}{88472}Jean, {88474}{88538}do you feel... fulfilled ? {88540}{88603}I mean, in your life ? {88604}{88676}I guess I do. For a long time|I was too focused on my work. {88677}{88800}But now I've really begun to think|about changing myself, you know, {88802}{88862}developing and growing. {88864}{88941}Growing.|I'm glad you said that. {88996}{89101}Did you know that, uh,|Ted Bundy's first dog, {89103}{89179}a collie,|was named Lassie ? {89180}{89263}Had you heard this ?|Who's Ted Bundy ? {89308}{89366}Forget it. {89368}{89431}What's that ? {89433}{89552}Duct tape. I need it for, uh,|taping something. {89678}{89738}Patrick, {89740}{89807}have you ever wanted to...|make someone happy ? {89808}{89866}What ? No !|Put it in the carton. {89924}{89979}Sorry. {89980}{90022}Jean ? {90069}{90179}What ?|Uh, make someone happy ? {90211}{90268}Have you ever wanted to ? {90324}{90384}I'm looking for, uh, {90476}{90554}I guess you could say I just wanna have|a meaningful relationship... {90556}{90648}with someone special.|Hmm. {90831}{90912}Patrick ? Patrick ?|I know you're there. {90914}{90967}Pick up the phone,|you badboy. {90968}{91067}What are you up to tonight ?|It's me. Don't try to hide. {91068}{91169}I hope you're not with some little number|you picked up because

you're my Mr. Bateman. {91171}{91234}My boy next door. {91236}{91294}Anyway, you never called me|and you said you would, {91296}{91356}and I'll leave a message for Jean|about this, too, to remind you, {91358}{91415}but we're having dinner|with Melania and Taylor. {91416}{91471}You know Me lania.|She went to Sweet Briar. {91473}{91527}And we're meeting|at the Cornell Club, {91528}{91576}so I'll call you|tomorrowmorning, honey. {91578}{91635}Oops. Sorry.|I know you hate that. {91637}{91768}Bye, Patrick.|Bye, Mr. Big Time C.E.O. Bye-bye. {91848}{91919}Was that Evelyn ? {91988}{92046}Are you still seeing her? {92145}{92223}I'm sorry.|I have no right to ask that. {92340}{92399}Do you want me to go ? {92401}{92447}Yeah. {92496}{92562}I don't think|I can control myself. {92615}{92730}I know. I should go. I know I have|a tendency to get involved with unavailable men. {92791}{92837}I mean, {92868}{92933}do you want me to go ? {92935}{93006}I think if you stay, {93008}{93072}something bad will happen. {93104}{93150}I think I might hurt you. {93185}{93242}You don't wanna get hurt,|do you ? {93244}{93299}No. No, I guess not. {93331}{93395}I don't wanna get bruised. {93440}{93512}You're right.|I should go. {93648}{93766}Oh. Don't forget you have a lunch date|tomorrow with Donald Kimball at Smith and Wolenski's. {93792}{93848}Thanks. {93850}{93905}It slipped my mind completely. {94362}{94458}So, the night|he disappeared-{94460}{94526}any new thoughts|about what you did ? {94573}{94656}Not sure.|Um, I had a shower... {94658}{94704}and some sorbet ? {94706}{94755}I think you're getting|your dates mixed up. {94757}{94803}But how ? {94805}{94878}Where do you place...|Paul that night ? {94880}{94964}According to his date book, and|this was verified by his secretary, {94966}{95036}he had dinner|with Marcus Halberstram. {95038}{95091}And ?|I questioned him. {95093}{95195}- Marcus ? - Yes, and he denies it, though,|at first, he couldn't be sure. {95196}{95267}But he denied it.|Yes. {95296}{95346}Well, does Marcus|have an alibi ? {95348}{95431}Yes.|He does ? You'resure ? {95433}{95479}I checked it out.|It's clean. {95578}{95660}Now, where were you ? {95662}{95712}Where was Marcus ? {95714}{95766}He wasn't with Paul Allen. {95768}{95819}Who was he with ?|He was... {95821}{95880}at Atlantis... with... {95882}{95979}Craig McDermott, Frederick Dibble,|Harry Newman, George Butner... {95981}{96042}and... you. {96143}{96189}Oh, right, yeah.|Of course. {96191}{96291}We had wanted|Paul Allen to come, {96292}{96345}but he had made plans. {96347}{96442}And I guess I had dinner with|Victoria the following night.

{96444}{96501}Personally, I think the guy|went a little nutso. {96503}{96620}Split town for a while. Maybe he did go|to London, sightseeing, drinking, whatever. {96622}{96723}Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'll turn|up sooner or later. I mean, to think... {96724}{96851}that one of his friends killed him for no|reason whatsoever would be too ridiculous. {96852}{96907}Isn't that right, Patrick ? {97407}{97466}Christie. Christie. {97468}{97558}I'm not so sure about this.|I had to go to Emergency after last time. {97560}{97626}This won't be anything|like last time. I promise. {97628}{97695}I don't think so. {97696}{97775}Just come in the limo|and talk to me for a minute. {97776}{97823}The driver's here.|You'll be safe. {98275}{98332}Nothing like last time.|Promise. {98334}{98380}All right. {98382}{98461}So, you're looking great.|How have you been ? {98463}{98555}Well, I actually might need surgery|after last time. Really ? {98556}{98655}My friend told me I should maybe|even get a lawyer. {98656}{98721}Lawyers are so complicated. {98723}{98784}Don't do that. {98786}{98832}Here's a check. {99977}{100069}Uh-uh. Half now,|half later. {100195}{100279}Okay, your name is Christie. {100281}{100344}We're meeting a friend|of mine, Elizabeth. {100346}{100452}She'll bejoining us|in my new apartment shortly. {100454}{100536}You'll like her.|She's a very nice girl. {100682}{100769}You look really familiar.|Did you go to Dalton ? {100827}{100892}I think I met you at Surf Bar, didn't I ?|With Spicey ? {100894}{100971}Well, maybe not with Spicey, but|definitely at SurfBar. You know, SurfBar. {100972}{101024}Anyway, Surf Bar sucks now.|It's terrible. {101026}{101150}Went to a birthday party there|for Malcolm Forbes. Oh, my God, please. {101152}{101213}This is nicer|than your other apartment. {101265}{101316}Oh, it's not|that nice. {101428}{101516}Where did you two meet ?|Oh, God. We met at... {101518}{101624}oh, God, at the Kentucky Derby|in '85, or '86. {101625}{101705}You were hanging out with that|bimbo Allison Poole. Hot number. {101707}{101761}What do you mean ?|She was a hot number. {101763}{101873}If you had a platinum card, she'd give you|a blowjob. This girl worked in a tanning salon. {101875}{101936}What do you do ? {101938}{102032}She's my... cousin. {102034}{102128}Uh-huh.|She's from... France. {102129}{102210}Where's your phone ?|I've gotta call Harley. {102293}{102382}Where do you summer,|South Hampton ? {102410}{102486}- No.|- Oh, God, it's his machine. {102488}{102584}It's 3:00 in the morning. He's a goddamn|drug dealer. These are his peak hours. {102586}{102636}Don't tell him you're here.|Why would I ? {102638}{102684}This tastes weird. {102686}{102788}Harley, it's me. I need your services.|Translate that howeveryou want. {102790}{102880}- I'm at--|- Paul Allen's. {102882}{102937}Who ?|Paul Allen's. {102939}{103033}I want the number, idiot. Anyway, I'm at|Paul Norman's and I'll

try you again later. {103035}{103125}And if I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow|night I'm gonna sic my hairdresser on you. {103127}{103173}Did you know that guy|who disappeared ? {103175}{103244}Didn't he work at Pierce & Pierce ?|Was he a friend of yours ? {103246}{103292}No. {103294}{103363}Do you have any coke ?|Or Halcyon ? {103364}{103437}I would take a Halcyon.|Listen. {103478}{103529}I would just like to see... {103531}{103591}the two of you...|get it on. {103592}{103669}What's wrong with that ? {103671}{103725}It's totally disease free. {103769}{103843}Patrick, you're a lunatic.|Come on. {103844}{103900}Don't you find Christie|attractive ? {103901}{103992}Let's not get lewd. I'm in no mood|for a lewd conversation. {103993}{104049}Come on. {104051}{104133}I think it'd be a turn-on.|Does he do this all the time ? {104200}{104264}Christie,|you're not drinking your wine. {104300}{104358}Are you telling me you've never|gotten it on with a girl? {104360}{104435}No. I'm not a lesbian. {104436}{104505}Why would you think|I would be into that ? {104507}{104559}Well, you went to|Sarah Lawrence for one thing. {104561}{104671}Those are Sarah Lawrence guys, Patrick.|You're making me feel weird. {104781}{104828}Did you know... {104830}{104913}that Whitney Houston's|debut LP... {104915}{104987}called simply|Whitney Houston... {104988}{105056}had four number-one|singles on it ? {105091}{105142}Did you know that,|Christie ? {105144}{105226}You actually listen|to Whitney Houston ? {105228}{105295}You own|a Whitney Houston CD ? {105327}{105405}More than one ? {105407}{105490}It's hard to choose a favorite among|so many great tracks. {105540}{105655}But the "Greatest Love Of All"|is one of the best, most powerful songs... {105656}{105708}ever written... {105710}{105756}about self-preservation... {105758}{105811}and dignity. {105812}{105899}It's universal message|crosses all boundaries... {105900}{105953}and instills one... {105955}{106042}with the hope|that it's not too late... {106044}{106100}to better ourselves. {106101}{106182}Since, Elizabeth, {106184}{106303}it's impossible in this world we|live in to empathize with others, {106304}{106390}we can always empathize|with ourselves. {106392}{106495}It's an important message.|Crucial, really. {106564}{106634}And it's beautifully stated|on the album. {108310}{108368}- Not the face ! {108370}{108467}You bitch, not the fucking face,|you piece of bitch trash ! {110592}{110656}I want a firm commitment. {110658}{110745}I think, um, Evelyn,|that, uh, we've lost touch. {110747}{110793}Why ? What's wrong ? {110876}{110925}My need to engage|in homicidal behavior... {110927}{110994}on a massive scale|cannot be corrected, {110996}{111068}but I have no other way|to fulfill my needs. {111104}{111174}We need to talk.|Talk about what, Patrick ? {111176}{111224}It's over, Evelyn. {111226}{111286}It's all over.

{111288}{111367}Touchy, touchy.|I'm sorry I brought up the wedding. {111368}{111452}Let's just avoid the issue,|all right ? Now, are we having coffee ? {111454}{111570}I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us.|This is no joke. {111572}{111641}Uh, I don't think we should|see each other anymore. {111643}{111769}But your friends are my friends|and my friends are your friends. {111771}{111850}I really don't think it would work.|You have a little something-{111852}{111980}I know that your friends are my friends,|and, uh-- and I've thought about that. {111982}{112055}You can have 'em. {112057}{112140}You're really serious,|aren't you ? Yes, lam. {112216}{112316}- What about the past ? Our past ?|- We never really shared one. {112318}{112367}You're inhuman.|No. {112369}{112444}I'm in touch with humanity. {112446}{112552}Evelyn, I'm, uh, sorry.|I just, uh-{112554}{112603}You're not terribly|important to me. {112605}{112669}Oh, no ! {112671}{112725}No. No, Patrick. {112727}{112836}I know my behavior can be...|erratic sometimes. {112869}{112943}What do you want me to do ?|What is it that you want ? {112945}{113025}If you really wanna do something for me,|then stop making this scene right now. {113027}{113097}Oh, God, I can't believe this. {113099}{113159}I'm leaving. I've assessed the|situation, and I'm going. {113160}{113240}Where are you going ?|I'm just leaving. {113242}{113293}But where ? {113319}{113373}I have to return|some videotapes. {114112}{114156}Here, kitty, kitty. {114547}{114598}Oh, my God.|What are you doing ? {114600}{114648}Stop that. {115649}{115707}Drop the weapon !|Drop it now ! {115708}{115757}Get on the ground!|Put your-{116791}{116849}Burning the midnight oil,|Mr. Smith ? {116851}{116908}Hey, now don't forget|to sign in. {119043}{119119}Howard, it's Bateman.|Patrick Bateman. {119121}{119193}You're my lawyer, so I think you should|know I've killed a lot of people. {119195}{119262}Some escort girls|in an apartment uptown, {119264}{119341}uh, some homeless people,|maybe five or ten, {119343}{119400}an N.Y.U. girl I met|in Central Park. {119402}{119456}I left her at a parking lot|behind some doughnut shop. {119458}{119534}I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend,|with a nail gun. {119536}{119643}And-And-And then some man,|s-s-some old faggot with a dog. {119644}{119697}Last week, I, uh-{119699}{119783}I killed another girl|with a chain saw. {119850}{119928}I had to.|She almost got away. {119930}{119976}And-{119978}{120101}Someone else there. I can't remember,|maybe a model-- She's dead too. {120103}{120164}And, uh, Paul Allen. {120166}{120258}I killed Paul Allen|with an ax in the face. {120260}{120366}His body is dissolving|in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. {120368}{120479}I don't wanna leave anything out here.|I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people. {120480}{120555}Maybe 40 ! {120556}{120637}I have tapes of a lot of it. {120639}{120702}Some of the girls|have seen the tapes. {120704}{120768}I even, um,

{120937}{120997}I ate some|of their brains... {120999}{121089}and I tried to|cook a little. {121146}{121223}Tonight, I, uh-{121225}{121320}I just had to kill|a lot of people ! {121321}{121373}And, um, {121446}{121569}I'm not sure I'm gonna|get away with it... this time. {121637}{121710}So, uh-- I mean, {121712}{121795}I guess... {121796}{121860}I'm a pretty, uh-{121886}{121958}I mean, I guess|I'm a pretty sick guy. {121960}{122022}So, {122060}{122130}if you get back tomorrow, {122132}{122186}I may show up at Harry's Bar. {122188}{122262}So, you know, {122264}{122317}keep your eyes open. {122319}{122393}Okay. {122490}{122536}Oh ! {125659}{125715}Are you my 2:00 ? {125717}{125811}No.|Can I help you ? {125839}{125937}I'm looking for...|Paul Allen's place. {125964}{126055}Doesn't he... live here ?|No, he doesn't. {126057}{126127}You sure ? {126129}{126185}You saw the ad|in the Times ? {126187}{126258}No. Yeah.|I mean, yeah. {126259}{126345}ln the Times. There was no ad|in the Times. {126375}{126430}I think you should|go now. {126431}{126478}But I think-{126517}{126570}I wanna know|what happened here. {126572}{126650}Don't make any trouble,|please. {126652}{126706}I suggest you go. {126989}{127035}Don't come back. {127037}{127089}I won't. {127091}{127141}Don't worry. {127789}{127889}Patrick Bateman's office. {127891}{127980}Jean ? I need help.|Patrick, is that you ? {128005}{128067}Jean, I'm not-{128069}{128177}Craig McDermott called. Wants to meet you,|David Van Patten and Tim Bryce at Harry's. {128179}{128272}Oh, God. What did you say,|you dumb bitch ? {128274}{128367}Patrick, I can't hear you.|What am I doing ? {128369}{128416}Where are you, Patrick ?|What's wrong ? {128467}{128580}I don't think I'm gonna make it,Jean,|to the, uh, {128582}{128628}office this afternoon. {128630}{128676}Why ? {128678}{128791}Just say no ! What is it, Patrick ?|Are you all right ? {128793}{128893}Stop sounding|so fucking sad. {128895}{128941}Jesus ! {130793}{130899}That's a table for three. Bateman,|you're looking wild-eyed. Rough day ? {130901}{130971}Hey, look. Bryce is back and|he's drinking mineral water. {130973}{131047}He's a changed man, except for he still|can't a reservation to save his life. {131049}{131101}Why don't you just try|150 Wooster? {131103}{131187}I'm not going anywhere|unless we have a reservation. {131189}{131280}Le Cirque, Flamingo East, OysterBar.|Come on, faggots. Let's get a "res." {131282}{131372}Keep your shirt on.|Maybe lose the suspenders. {131374}{131422}Need a reservation|for 8:30.

{131424}{131485}Excuse me, gentlemen.|Right back. {131487}{131545}10:00 would not be|any good. No. {131547}{131627}Just fucking call them. Give me the phone.|I'll do it. I'll call you back. {131628}{131710}Face it. The Japanese will own most|of this country by the end of the '90s. {131711}{131783}Shut up, Carnes.|They will not. {131818}{131906}So, uh, Harold,|did you get my message ? {131908}{132009}Jesus, yes. That was hilarious.|That was you, wasn't it ? {132011}{132101}Yeah, naturally. Bateman killing Allen|and the escort girls. {132103}{132149}That's fabulous. That's rich.|What exactly do you mean ? {132151}{132257}The message you left. By the way, Davis,|how's Cynthia ? You're still seeing her, right ? {132259}{132309}W-Wait, Harold.|What do you mean ? {132311}{132397}Excuse me. Nothing.|It's good to see you. {132399}{132460}Is that Edward Towers ? {132462}{132508}Carnes, wait. Uh-{132510}{132648}Davis, I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone.|Your joke was amusing. {132650}{132744}But come on, man.|You had one fatal flaw: {132746}{132796}Bateman is such a dork. {132798}{132885}Such a boring,|spineless lightweight. {132887}{132979}Now, if you said Bryce or Mc Dermott.|Otherwise, it was amusing. {132981}{133043}Now, if you'll excuse me,|I really must be going. {133045}{133129}Wait. Uh-- Stop. {133160}{133222}I did it, Carnes. {133224}{133271}I killed him. {133272}{133334}I'm Patrick Bateman. {133411}{133465}I chopped Allen's|fucking head off. {133495}{133615}The whole message|I left on your machine was true. {133617}{133685}Excuse me.|I really must be going now. {133687}{133763}No. No, listen. {133765}{133825}Don't you know who I am ? {133827}{133893}I'm not Davis.|I'm Patrick Bateman. {133958}{134036}We talk on the phone|all the time. {134037}{134100}Don't you recognize me ? {134133}{134201}You're my lawyer. {134203}{134313}Now, Carnes, listen. {134315}{134369}Listen very, very carefully. {134458}{134538}I killed Paul Allen, {134540}{134588}and I liked it. {134589}{134681}I can't make myself|any clearer. {134682}{134781}But that's simply not possible.|And I don't find this funny anymore. {134783}{134868}It never was supposed to be.|Why isn't it possible ? {134869}{134972}It's just not.|Why not, you stupid bastard ? {134973}{135028}Because I had dinner|with Paul Allen... {135029}{135091}twice in London|just ten days ago. {135093}{135143}No, you... {135209}{135277}didn't.|Now, if you'll excuse me. {136265}{136321}We've seen the results|of that mistrust... {136322}{136407}in the form of lies,|provisions in the states. {136409}{136516}We need to find a way to cooperate while|realizing foreign policy... {136517}{136575}can't be run|by committee. {136577}{136636}And I believe there's now|the growing sense... {136638}{136732}that we can accomplish more|by cooperating. {136733}{136828}And in the end, this maybe the eventual|blessing in disguise... {136830}{136878}to come out of|the Iran-Contra mess.

{136880}{136967}How can he lie like that ? {136969}{137016}How can he pull that shit ?|What shit ? {137017}{137068}Now, where do we have|reservations at ? {137069}{137141}I'm not really hungry, but I'd like|to have reservations someplace. {137143}{137213}How can you be so fucking, {137215}{137275}I don't know,|cool about it ? {137277}{137360}Some guys arejust|born cool, I guess. {137473}{137525}Bateman ? {137527}{137653}- What are you so fucking zany about ?|- I'm just a happy camper. {137655}{137714}Rockin' and a rollin' ! {137716}{137765}Oh, brother, look. {137767}{137888}He presents himself as this harmless|old codger, but inside-{137889}{137952}but inside-{137954}{138024}But inside doesn't matter. {138025}{138129}Inside ? Believe or not, Bryce,|we're actually listening to you. {138131}{138193}Come on, Bateman.|What do you think ? {138263}{138366}- Whatever.|- Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers ? {138368}{138416}I need a scotch. {138804}{138877}There are no more barriers|to cross. {138879}{138971}All I have in common with the|uncontrollable and the insane, {138973}{139053}the vicious and the evil,|all the mayhem I have caused... {139054}{139104}and my utter indifference|toward it, {139106}{139168}I have now surpassed. {139232}{139302}My pain is constant and sharp... {139304}{139391}and I do not hope|for a better world for anyone. {139393}{139501}In fact, I want my pain|to be inflicted on others. {139503}{139565}I want no one to escape. {139592}{139661}But even after admitting this, {139663}{139715}there is no catharsis. {139717}{139783}My punishment continues|to elude me... {139785}{139862}and I gain no deeper knowledge|of myself. {139864}{139954}No new knowledge can be|extracted from my telling. {139956}{140056}This confession|has meant... nothing. {141950}{142014}Word. {143311}{143381}Come on.