Amazing Discovery In North America

Amazing Discovery in North America North American Discovery finds life under 3 Meters of Sand and Ice Kanook – 2290 What has only been surmised before was validated the other day in the wilderness of the former United States and bordering provinces of Canada, whereas in the dark chilly climate, a colony of “bury your head in the sand and ice” humans were found living without the benefit of light, oxygen or knowledge, existing solely on cow methane and their droppings, mostly left by the large bulls that used to roam the area. Scientists are rushing to the region, in hopes that they will gain an insight on how they survived the initial onslaught of BS during the early part of the 21st century hoping to support their theory that life might be sustainable in other like environments that has been eroding the world’s populations. A quote from one of the discovers, Thomas D BarnsSwaker (Nick--named B/S) from the Universe of “I’m Telling U” said it was like finding a cache of mixing’s of chocolate BS – in other words a brown mine of information having thought to have dropped out of existence years ago. The discovers, whose find was reported in the latest issue of the journal “BS and You” found that the colony consisted of at least 17 different advocates of religion and the old Global Warming species, they said the only thing keeping the colony alive was their ability to generate “nonsense” and effectively recycle it producing chemical reactions never seen before – the residual odor took some getting to used to, prompting the use of expensive filtration systems. The colony seemed to shrink back from the sight of the sky and the green earth. The area has been aptly named BS Prairie whereas it appears as a brown streak on recent snapshots from space, and is located within the vicinity of old Chicago – one researcher has put in for a grant to continue their research along the east coast of the continent, this request based on the babblings of the inhabitants living beneath the sand and ice. It was noted that the average temperature was at least 4°F below freezing, but the earth didn’t completely freeze because of the activity of the colony debating their existence, all where noted as being former politicians a race of people that fell out of favor about 200 years ago. Fact is up until this discovery it was believed they never did really exist. Because the inhabitants closely resemble our distant cousins who use to swing from tree-to-tree in our tropical regions, the scientists said they will pass them through a “see-through-me” device that will settle the argument once and for all – one of the inhabitants remarked, “Not if we have anything to say about it.” My cohorts in the research department said this is a typical response from their type. The “Always right Press” (AP) asked the big question, “How does a colony of this type function without a new issue?” The immediate response from other news

gathering and people who really didn’t give a rip said, “They don’t need a new issue, they’re probably still debating the old ones!” Most of us lay persons gave a hardy, “Here-Here” or is it “Hear-Hear” we’re so out of touch with yesteryear. Robert Witch Coven said in his column being kind like he is, “Common theory is life is structured to survive, no matter its beginning.” Well said Bobby boy, but common sense tells us, “we hope they don’t breed!”