All Type Of Sms

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Kkhgghachachhjazatathadadhanatathadadhanapafababhamayaralavashashasahala xagna.

Nathi vanchta avadtu? Nak kapavi naykhu school nu.

Aree Kakko chhe..

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Prem, ishq ane mohabbat... E badhu stock market jevu chhe, Aama to evu chhe ne k .... favi gaya to Harshad mehta.... nahitar Narsinh Mehta.!

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Teacher: Who's A Terrorist? Bapu: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our country..

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Rabari pilot banyo, nokari par thi 7 divas pa6i paa6o aayo. Baapa e pu6yu kem paacho aayo? Beto bolyo vimaan par "jay goga" lakhwaani na paade 6e ;-)

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Latest gujrati shayari Haiya ma gham rakhu chu, Dil ma taru nam rakhu chu,

Tari Yaad ma dukhe che maru mathu, Tyare toh khisa ma ZANDU-BAM rakhu chu..

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Nathubha ek book vaanchta vaanchta rova laagya Baa - kem ruvo chho? Nathubha - aa book no ant khoob karoon chhe. Baa - kai book? Nathubha - Passbook..

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Chor pakadvanu machine shodhayu.. USA ma 1 day ma 15 chor pakdaya Russia ma 20 China ma 30 India ma 1 Hour ma to machine j choray gayu! Mera Bharat Mahan

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Chitragupte Yamaraj ne pu6yu k.. Aapno target kem puro nathi thato? Yamaraj: Hu shu karu.. maro paado pahoche, e pahela to MODI ni 108 pahochi jay che.

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Cop 2 BAPU-Park ma aam betha chho, Balako par shu asar padshe? BAPU-Ame be Married Chhiye Cop-To Ghare Beso. BAPU-To ana PATI par shu asar Padshe?

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Bapu 2 Bill Gates:"Tame manas vichitra chho!" Gates:Kem? Bapu:Atak darvaja (GATES) ni rakho chho ne dhandho bari (WINDOWS) no karo chho.!

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Koine prem ni khabar nathi hoti, To koine prem ni asar nathi hoti, Bahu thoda ne male chhe sacho prem aa jagat ma, Pan male chhe tene kadar nathi hoti.

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Vishwas ni 1 dori chhe aa prem, Yuvan haiya ni aa majburi chhe aa prem, Na mano to kai nathi pan mano to, 'Dwarkadhish' ni pan kamjori chhe aa prem.

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Dosti nu mithu dard gayab hoy 6, Shabdo ma chhupayeli 1 gazal hoy 6, Manma bharya hoy chhe shabdo ghana, Pan VISHWAS ej sacho vikalp hoy 6.

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Sambandh aapna sachvay evu karjo, vafa na fulo na karmay evu karjo, bahu ochhi mulakat ma bandhay 6 sambandho, pan jindagi bhar na bhulay evu karjo.

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Dosti ma jivjo, Dosti ma marjo,

Himmat na hoy to dosti na karjo, Zindagi nathi amane dosti thi pyari, Dosto matej chhe zindagi amari. 0 comments

Image Sms •

(!.!)crying (';')angry (':')bored ('-')proud (",)happy ('?')confused (-.-)sleepy Jaisi marzi shakal banalo.. MERE SMS TO AYENGE HI..

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,--. I .--, '. MISS .' ". U . " " KISI DIL WALE NE IS DIL KO DIL SE BHEJA HE SO

PLZ IS DIL KO DIL SE QABUL KIJIYE

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((())) '¥' Yeh Gulab ka phool hamari dosti ki nishani hai. Is Phool ko kabhi sukhne na dena. mobile hamesha pani me rakhna.

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Aaj garmi zyada hai isiliye ye apke liye ,@, (;;;;;) \_./ \./ ICE-CREAM.

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( c ‘o ‘:.,-’ ))))) ( c ‘==o ‘:.,-’ ))))) ( c ‘===o ‘:.,-’ ))))) ( c ‘=====o ‘:.,-’ Agar sms nahi bhejo ge to naak aaisi ho jayegi.:-)

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__,____ /____,_/ \ .;';';. ,l__[]__l__!,, )(,, This house is my gift for you. So please go inside and sleep well.. Gud Nyt & Hav swt drms

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; . Special c("") coffee "" for u I mixed it with LOVE and HAPPINESS

but there is no SUGAR BCoz i know u r very SWEET.. Hav a nice day...!

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I see u aakho se i feel U saaso se i rem: U chahat se i beleve U jaan se i pray 4u dil se & .¤""'¤.¤""'¤. ¤ I MISS ¤ "¤. U .¤" "¤.¤"

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Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this: ,////////. __ . . __ ( c__________, ) "'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"

c how u make me happy!

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.--,!"""""""""""""! / - ,! 108 ! "-O-'"""'""""O'O"-" Dekha mere paas 108 hai. Jarurat pade to mang lena.

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.¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤"

Its not a heart,its my old underwear which i dont wear now,so i wanted to ask before i throw,"do you want it"?

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i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9" ("9 i3 i3 i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | ¡9 ,9,)3 ,3,) 9i,,3,i9 Confused? Edit me jaa kar, Tamam 3 or 9 ko mitado. Dekho phir hota hai kya?

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.--,!"""""""""""""! / - ,! Yadein, .! "-O-'"""'""""O'O"-" Pura truck Yadon se full karke bhej Rahe hai. Kabhi mat kehna ki Yaad Nahi Karte.

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(_),,~.____ "\,/" :. : :.)'\, !,!,!"""!,!,!" JA MERE BAIL JA. JO MUJE SMS NAHI BHEJE. USKE MOBILE PE GOBAR DAAL KE AAJA.

Bewafa Sms •

Ek rat dhadkan ne pucha, tu dosti me itni kyu khoyi hai. Tab dil se awaz ayi, dosto ne hi di hai khushiya sari, warna pyar kar k to aksar hr ankh royi he..

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Pyar=Dukho ka Bazar Premi=Dukho ka kharidar Premika=Dukho ki dukandar Mata-Pita=Bich ki diwar Bahen=salahkar Bhai=pitne ko taiyar Ye he love ka Big Bazar.

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Unse Door Jane Ka Irada Na Tha, Sda Sath Rehne Ka Bhi Wada Na Tha, Woh Yaad Na Karnge Jante The Hum, Par Itni Jaldi Bhula Denge Pata Na Tha.

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Heart told 2 eyes "See less bcz u will see n I will suffer a lot." Eyes replied 2 the heart "Feel less bcz u will feel n i will cry a lot."

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Nasibo k khel b Ajeeb hote he, Pyar me Aansu hi Naseeb hote he, Kaun hona Chahta he apno se juda, Par aksar bichadte he wo jo karib hote he.

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Be careful to whom u give ur heart, coz When u give ur heart to someone,

U r not only giving That person right 2 love u, But also d power 2 hurt u..

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TAJ MAHEL kuchh logo k liye ajuba hai, Kuchh k liye mohabbat ka aehsas hai, Hamare liye bakvas hai, Kyuki roj hamari badalti 'MUMTAJ' hai..

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Dete hai kyo ye dard bas hamiko, Kya samjege wo in ankho ki nami ko, Lakho deewane ho jis chand k, Wo kya mehsus karenge ek taare ki kami ko.

Boys N Girls Sms •

Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai, Shadi dekh k aas dikhti hai, Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye, Har jhakas ladki ki 'MAA' hume apni SAAS Lagti hai.

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Sir 2 Student-What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile? Student-Sir, both r disconnected when there is 'NO CURRENCY'

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GIRLS poem: pati mera aisa ho purse me jske paisa ho lambi jski height ho guse ka wo light ho jb sas se fyt ho to vo kahe janu tum hi RYT ho

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Newtons 1st Law of ishq The force applied 4 proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by girl while using her sandal

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Ek Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola"Lafz tere Geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya? Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera, Kan k niche bajau kya."

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Bikhari PURPOSE 2 a GIRL"Do u Love me?" Girl-Shakal dekhi hai apni.. Isse achha to main suicide karlu. Bikhri-Sali mar jayegi par ksis GARIB k kaam nahi aayegi.

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Dil k Zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge, Dil me jo hai kisiko bata na sakoge, Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche, Budhape tak udhar chuka na sakoge...

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Boy 2 Girl-Come in to my heart. Girl-Sendal nikalu kya? Boy-Hat pagli, mera dil koi mandir thodi na hai, sendal pahen k hi aaja...

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3 Fastest means of communication 1: Tele-Phone 2: Tele-Vision 3: Tell-A-Women Need still faster? Tell her not to tell anyone.

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Girl:Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jati Hun Me,Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jati Hun Me,Kya Yahi Pyar He? Boy:Nahi Ye Kamzori he, "Glucon-D Pia Karo!"

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Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi.. Sonia Gandhi: Kyon? Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.

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Boy: Ladkiyan BUS jaisi hoti hai... Ek jati hai to dusri mil jati hai... Girl: Ladke AUTO RICKSHOW jaise hote hai... Ek bulao to das aa jate hai...

Boys N Girls Sms •

Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai, Shadi dekh k aas dikhti hai, Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye, Har jhakas ladki ki 'MAA' hume apni SAAS Lagti hai.

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Sir 2 Student-What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile? Student-Sir, both r disconnected when there is 'NO CURRENCY'

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GIRLS poem: pati mera aisa ho purse me jske paisa ho lambi jski height ho guse ka wo light ho jb sas se fyt ho to vo kahe janu tum hi RYT ho

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Newtons 1st Law of ishq The force applied 4 proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by girl while using her sandal

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Ek Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola"Lafz tere Geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya? Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera, Kan k niche bajau kya."

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Bikhari PURPOSE 2 a GIRL"Do u Love me?"

Girl-Shakal dekhi hai apni.. Isse achha to main suicide karlu. Bikhri-Sali mar jayegi par ksis GARIB k kaam nahi aayegi.

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Dil k Zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge, Dil me jo hai kisiko bata na sakoge, Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche, Budhape tak udhar chuka na sakoge...

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Boy 2 Girl-Come in to my heart. Girl-Sendal nikalu kya? Boy-Hat pagli, mera dil koi mandir thodi na hai, sendal pahen k hi aaja...

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3 Fastest means of communication 1: Tele-Phone 2: Tele-Vision 3: Tell-A-Women Need still faster? Tell her not to tell anyone.

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Girl:Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jati Hun Me,Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jati Hun Me,Kya Yahi Pyar He? Boy:Nahi Ye Kamzori he, "Glucon-D Pia Karo!"

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Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi.. Sonia Gandhi: Kyon? Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.

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Boy: Ladkiyan BUS jaisi hoti hai... Ek jati hai to dusri mil jati hai... Girl: Ladke AUTO RICKSHOW jaise hote hai... Ek bulao to das aa jate hai...

Boys N Girls Sms •

Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai, Shadi dekh k aas dikhti hai, Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye, Har jhakas ladki ki 'MAA' hume apni SAAS Lagti hai.

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Sir 2 Student-What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile? Student-Sir, both r disconnected when there is 'NO CURRENCY'

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GIRLS poem: pati mera aisa ho purse me jske paisa ho lambi jski height ho guse ka wo light ho jb sas se fyt ho to vo kahe janu tum hi RYT ho

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Newtons 1st Law of ishq The force applied 4 proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by girl while using her sandal

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Ek Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola"Lafz tere Geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya? Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera, Kan k niche bajau kya."

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Bikhari PURPOSE 2 a GIRL"Do u Love me?" Girl-Shakal dekhi hai apni.. Isse achha to main suicide karlu. Bikhri-Sali mar jayegi par ksis GARIB k kaam nahi aayegi.

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Dil k Zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge, Dil me jo hai kisiko bata na sakoge, Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche, Budhape tak udhar chuka na sakoge...

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Boy 2 Girl-Come in to my heart. Girl-Sendal nikalu kya? Boy-Hat pagli, mera dil koi mandir thodi na hai, sendal pahen k hi aaja...

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3 Fastest means of communication 1: Tele-Phone 2: Tele-Vision 3: Tell-A-Women Need still faster?

Tell her not to tell anyone.

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Girl:Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jati Hun Me,Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jati Hun Me,Kya Yahi Pyar He? Boy:Nahi Ye Kamzori he, "Glucon-D Pia Karo!"

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Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi.. Sonia Gandhi: Kyon? Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.

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Boy: Ladkiyan BUS jaisi hoti hai... Ek jati hai to dusri mil jati hai... Girl: Ladke AUTO RICKSHOW jaise hote hai... Ek bulao to das aa jate hai...

Festival Sms •

Sada haste raho jaise haste hai phul, Duniya k sare gum tumhe jae bhul, Charo taraf faile khushiyo k geet, Isi ummid k sath tumhe Id MUBARAK.

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Rani Kajol Isha Aish Tanu Shilpa Sush Katrina Karishma Aur aapki

Chhoti didi KARINA ne aap k lie RAKHI bheji hai plz aake lejana.

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May KRISHNA come to ur house and take away all ur makhan and misari with all ur worries and shower his blessings on u and ur family. HAPPY B'DAY TO LORD KRISHNA

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Maa Durga Aapko Apni 9 Bhujao Se: 1-Bal 2-Buddhi 3-Aishwarya 4-Sukh 5-Swasthya 6-Daulat 7-Abhijeet 8-Nirbhikta 9-Sampanta Pradan Karien.

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Maa Jagdmba ni Aradhana na aa parva ma aap Maa Jagdmba ni Daya, Krupa ne pamo tevi prarthna, shubhechcha sathe, happy Navaratri.

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Aa NAVARATRI AATHAM na pavitra parva nimite MAA AMBAA tamne SUKH, SAMRUDDHI & SAMMPATI pradan kare tevi SHUBHKAMNA।

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MAA ki jyot se Noor milta hai

Sab ke dilo ko Surur milta hai Jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar pe Kuchh na kuchh to jarur milta hai JAY MATADI SHUBH NAVRATRI

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N-nav A-arti V-vandna R-roshni A-aradhana T-tez R-rkhne wali A-AMBEY MAA apki mnokamnaye puri kren. ¤HAPPY NAVRATRI¤

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N-Nav chetna A-Akhand jyoti V-Vighna nashak R-Ratjageshwari A-Anand dayi T-Trikal darshi R-Rakshan karti A-Anand mayi May Maa Durga Bless U

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@@@@@@ @@@@@@ Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho. 500gm Garam JALEBI DASHERA k lia bheji hai. HAPPY DASHERA

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19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27 . 28.-Happy dipawali AND 29.-Happy New Year Q sabse pahele wish kiya na!!

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Kumkum Bhare Kadmo Se Aaye LAYXMIJEE Apke Dwar Sukh Sampati Mile Aapko Apar Deepawali Ki subhkamnaye Kare Sweekar Wish u HAPPY DIWALI & HAPY NEW YEAR.

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"Flowerful"-DHAN TERAS "Colourful"-RANGOLI "Joyful"-DIPAWALI "Peaceful"-NEW YEAR

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Be happy it's a "Successful New Year" 4 U & Ur Family Gul ne gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko naya saal, Hum ne ye piagam bheja hai.. "HAPPY DIWALI & HAPPY NEW YEAR"

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah NAAM hoga, Din raat VYAPAR bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge SARTAJ, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap k liye Is Dipavli k shubh avsar par

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The FOUR Looks: Look Back & get Experience.! Look Forward & see Hope.! Look Around & find Reality.! Look Within & find Confidence.! Happy Diwali & New Year..

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With gleam of Diyas & the Echo of the Chants May Happiness & Contentment Fill Your life. Wishing you & your family a very HAPPY DIWALI & Prosperous NEW YEAR..

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12 month of HAPPINESS, 52 weeks of FUN, 365 days SUCCESS, 8750 hours GOOD HEALTH, 52600 minutes GOOD LUCK, 3153600 seconds of JOY and that's all 4 u in NEW YEAR !!

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Dil ko DhaDkan se pehle, Dost ko Dosti se pehle, Pyar ko Mohabbat se pehle, Khushi ko Ghum se pehle, Aur Apko Sabse Pehle, HAPPY Daiwali.

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Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se Vidya mile Saraswati se Daulat mile Laxmi se Pyar mile Sab se Iss Diwali k avasar par Yahi duwa hai is dil se

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.+" "+" "+. ". wish ." "+.U.+" %"*"*"*"*"*"*"% % % HAPPY % % % Diwali & New% % Prosperous Year % %"*"*"*"*"*"*"%

Celebrity Sms •

Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep. -Abdul Kalam

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Ek din Narad dharti par BEER pine aye. 12 botal pilane k baad Waiter: Aapko chadti kyo nahi? Narad: Main BHAGWAN hu. Waiter: Chad gayi saale ko.

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Kaun si DEVI ka PRASAD India me famous hai? Socho Dimag ki batti jalao Nahi jali? Arre yaar, Rabdidevi ka Laluprasad Ha Ha Ha

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What is the similarity between a student & Aamir khan in Ghajini?

Ans: 15 min me sab bhul jate hai.

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John Abraham & Bipasha Basu got maried. A black baby born. John-Why the baby is black? Bipasha-U r hot, I'm hot. So, baby jal gaya.

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Dheerubhai Ambani ka aakhri sapna tha k har BHIKHARI k haath main mobile ho.

Aur aaj Tumne vo sapna pura kar diya..!!

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TAJ MAHEL kuchh logo k liye ajuba hai, Kuchh k liye mohabbat ka aehsas hai, Hamare liye bakvas hai, Kyuki roj hamari badalti 'MUMTAJ' hai..

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Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to get his girl..

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Apna purse kholo or usme se 1000 ka note nikalo. Gandhiji ka photo dek kar bolo"HAPPYBIRTDAYBAPU"wo note le k yaha aao,birtday celebrt karenge.JAY GANDHIGIRI

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Ek bar Gandiji k head par 8-10 baal aaye.Wo hajam ke paas gaye. Hajam ne gusse me pucha CUT karu ya COUNT karu? Bapu vinamrata se bole.. 'COLOUR' karo!

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Waah Re GANDHI.. Kya chali Teri aandhi Aaya tha

Langot mai Aur Ghus gaya. 5 10 20 50 100 500 Aur 1000 Ki Note Me.

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DEEWAR 2 AMITABH: Mere pas bangla he gadi he. Tumhare pas kya he? SHASHI KAPOOR: Mere pas bhi bangla he gadi he. AMITABH: Abe to MAA kiske pas he!?

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Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi.. Sonia Gandhi: Kyon? Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.

Friendship Sms •

LIC launches new frendship policy "JEEVAN DOST" assured frndship for whole life @ premium of just one sms everyday. To register, smile now.

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A lot of ants wer roaming around ma phone. I was wondering hw come?

Den i realized dat ma phone book contains contact of a $weet frnd like u. (';')

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DOSTI -Kaho to do lafz, -Mano to bandgi, -Socho to gehra sagar, -Dubo to zindagi, -Karo to aasan, -Nibhao to muskil, -Bikhre to sara zamana, -Simte to Sirf Tum.

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Dil me dosti ki muskan banaye rakhna Kuch na ho to bhi yadon ko sajaye rakhna, Chahe na ho mulakaton ke silsile To bhi ye khoobsurat rishta banae rakhna

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Don Se Dosti "Jaan Ko Khatra" Pagal Se Dosti "Dimag Ko Khatra" Ladki Se Dosti "Dil Ko Khatra." Aur Apun Se Dosti Bole To "Waqt Bewaqt SMS Ka Khatra...(?)

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A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes aways. A true friend is like the air some times silent but alws around us, as u n me

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Dost sabse kharab Kirayedaar hote He. 1)Aapke dil me rahete he 2)Uska kiraya b nahi dete 3)Na hi dil ko khali karte he

4)Jab jaate he to dil tod kar jate he.

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Warning 2 all friends who don*t smoke n drink"One day U will lose all ur friends." They will all die, U will be left alone.

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Ur sweet as Chocolate, Meetha as Gulabjamun, Raseela as Rasgulla, Cool as Ice cream. Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye, kahin mere Dost ko cheetiyan na kha jaye!

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Pyar nahi to college bekar, Sugar nahi to kofi bekar, Love nahi to Life bekar, dream nahi to night bekar, or aap jasa dost nahi to dosti bekar.

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MUST READ: Ek din zindagi aese mukam pe pahuch jayegi..dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi.. Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi..aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayegi. Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi..par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi. Paisa to bahut hoga..magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi. Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost kyuki zindgi ye palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi...! Dedicated to All My Friends!

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Jaise taaro ke saath akaash he, Vaise sachhi dosti ke saath vishwaas he, Dil ki nazro se dhundoge agar, Hum har waqt apke aas-paas he.

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If A=1 B=2 C=3 and Z=26 then L+O+V+E=54 and F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108 intresting friendshp is double than love."So any problem any time 108 is ready..!!"

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A"smile"is a sign of joy, a"hug"is a sign of luv,a "laugh" is a sign of happiness & a "friend" like me is a sign of ur dam gud choice!!

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Hi, I m Police Oficer & U R undr Arest Bcoz Jitne Pyare Or Sweet Aap Ho itna Pyara Hona Kanuni Jurm He Is Liye Aap Ko "Dil" Me Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati he.

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Police-100 Love-143 Fraud-420 Devil-666 Muslim-786 Emergency-108 n =DOSTI="" Yaro ki 24hour service jab marji SMS karo, Call karo.!

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I m nt the perfect frnd tat ur luking 4. May, be nt evn de best among othrs u hv bt surely i m a simple frnd who alwys wants 2 c u..

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Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka, Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya, Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki, khuda khud dost bankar aapke roop mein Aaya

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Vo pal b kya pal rha hoga jb khuda aap jaisa dost bna rha hoga., pareshan ho rha hoga khuda b us waqt Qki hr koi apko dost bnane ke liye khuda ko mna rha hoga

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Jitni dosti payi hai aapse, usse jyda pane ko ji chahta hai. Jane wo kaun si khubi hai aapme, ki aap se dosti nibhane ko ji chahta hai....

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"Love" is a big fire... which burns all the day's of life. But "Friendship" is a small lamp... which brights till last day of life..

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Saare rishte mile virasat me, Phir dosti alag se kyun banai he Kyoki saare rishte banaye the khuda ne, Aur 'dosti' khud khuda bankar aayi he.

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Salamat rahe sada ye dosti hamari,Yahi dua hai rab se hamari,Agar hotho pe muskan aye aap ki, To samaj lena dua kubul ho gai hamari.

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Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho, Kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, Aapki dosti hamesa is dil me rahegi, Chahe umar bhar mulakat ho na ho.

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Unerdtsanding Bteen Each Ohter Is Rael Fierndsihp.! Eevn We Haev So Mnay Msitkaes Lkie Tihs Msesage.. But I Know U Can Raed Wtihuot Eorrr.! TAHTS FIRENDHSIP.

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"Few Relations in Earth Never Die." Want to know what is it ? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die..

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Aap kabhi bhi Mere ATM ACCOUNT se Nikal sakte ho. "DIL" "PYAAR" "MOHABBAT" "KHUSHI" "HANSI" Jis ka "CODE" hai sirf

"Dosti".

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Sabse anmol gift agar aap kisi ko dete ho to wo hai vakt,kyuki aap kisi ko apna vakt dete ho to aap unhe apni ZINDGI ka wo pal dete ho jo kabi vapas nahi Aata.

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Ishq-Mohabbat To Hazaro Karte Hai Gumejudai Se Sabhi Darte Hai Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hai Na Mohbbat Bus DOST Ki Ek SMILE K Liye Sms Karte hai

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Din bit jate he suhani yade bankar, Bate rah jati he kahani bankar, Par dost to hamesha dil k karib rahenge, Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankho ka pani bankar.

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Rishte ne har kadam pe imtihaan liya, Tanhai ne har mod par dhoka diya, Zindgi se phir bhi shikayat nahi, Kyoki kismat ne aap jaisa Dost jo tohfe me diya.

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Good Friends should be like 2 zeros. When u try 2 ADD they r the same, When u SUBTRACT they r again same. And when u try 2 DIVIDE they r "indivisible"

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Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day. I'm worried about u.

B Careful ! Some1 may KIDNAP u bcoz u r a person with GOLDEN HEART..

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Rich in looks,its u. Rich in Smiles,its u. Rich in Hearts,its u. Rich in Eyes,its u. Rich in FRIENDS...Wait....Its me.. B'coz i have frnd like u..

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Kai log palbhar me bhula diya jate hai, Kai log pal pal yaad aate hai.. HUM Aapse yahi puchhna chahte hai, Ki Dosto ki list me hum kahan aate hai..?

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Kimat pani ki nahi pyas ki hoti hai, Kimat maut ki nahi sans ki hoti hai, Dost to bahut hote hai, Kimat Dosti ki nahi Vishwas ki hoti hai.

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Sky is full of stars but moon is Special, Tree is full of leaves but flower is Special, My Heart is full of Friends but "U R SPECIAL"

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Wonderful PEOPLE r carefully created by God,wndrful MOMENTS r carefully planned by God,wndrful FRNDS like U r carefully gifted by God.

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God apun se pucha kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK?

Apun bola NARK Apun ko malum Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, wahi apun ka SWARG

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Beauty is 2 see not 2 touch, Frndsip is 2 make not 2 break, Wat comes & goes is called a trend, The one who stays 4ever is called a FRIEND..

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Kho n jana NOT COVRAGE ki tarah, Ruth n jana SWITCH OFF ki tarah, Jatka n dena VIBRATING ki tarah, Tum pe yaki he TALK TIME ki tarah.

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Tik Tik !! Please open ur door Delivery 4U.. ()"""() ,@ ( " ; " ) ,@@@ =(,,)=("")<-@@@ (""),,,("") "@@ ROSES 2 WISH U a Happy Frdsip day

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Friendship is not a COLLECTION OF SMS But it is SELECTION OF HEARTS All friends r NOT TRUE But true friends r VERY FEW Like u

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Khushi paane k liye ek dabaye

Muskarane k liye do dabaye Mujhse dosti k liye teen dabaye Mujhse chhutkara paane k liye...

Aap apna gala dabayen.

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Usko mere waado ka aitbaar hoga, Dil me mere liye bahut pyar hoga, E SmS ja mere dost se ja k mil, Kyoki usko mere MSG ka intejar hoga.

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Zindagi mein chaar cheezien kabhi b aa sakti hai'Neend' 'Paisa' 'maut' aur.... aur.... aur.... 'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' Kyon.....aayi na ;-)

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JUST GO 2 HEAL

Yes u.. I m taLking 2u..

BCoz OnLy U can change HeaL in2 HEAVEN With Ur LoveLy SmiLe.. Yes-Yes Yehi waLi smiLe..

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1980s: Frnds remembr u in gud &bad times 1990s:Frnds remembr U in gud times & 4get u in bad times 2008:frnds remembr U only if Sms is free.. Ghor Kalyug..

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Dost na hoga to dosti ka farz koan ada karega? Hum na honge to tumhe yaad koan karega? Bus tum salamat raho varna meri shadi me dance koan karega?

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Dosti k network ke liye jaruri hai 1.Yadon ka misscal. 2.pyar ka SMS. 3.Risto ki Ringtone. 4.Dil ka coverage. 5.bharose ki lifetime validity B My Frnd Forever

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Heart never hates blood! Fish never hates water! Flower never hates honey! Earth never hates rain! My heart never hates U & Ur relationship...

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Nikalte he aansu jab mulaqat nahi hoti, Toot jata he dil jab bat nahi hoti, Apni dosti ki kasam ae mere dost, Aisi sans nahi lete jisme teri yaad nahi hoti

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Friendship test: Suppose me & my duplicate r standing.How will u identify me?Reply is must.Pass this msg 2ur frnds u wil get interesting reply..., I am waiting.

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Sachche dost ki ek nishaani"Wo aapki aankho me us waqt dard dekh leta hai.. Jab duniya aapse keh rahi hoti hai ki.. Yaar tum muskuraate bahut ho."

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Butterflies dont know the color of their wings but human eyes know how nice it is. Likewise, u dont know how good u r, but i know how Special friend U R

Good Morning Sms •

PYARI si subah me, PYARE se panchhi, PYARE se saagar ke, PYARE se kinare per, PYARI si oss ki boonde, PYARI si thandi hawaon me ek, PYARE se dost ko GUD MRNG.

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Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes

everything beautiful. May u have all d 3 as u begin each day. Good Morning

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A very original Gud MNG,ONLY 4 U Beware of cheap & duplicate wishes in market. I m d only authorized dealer 4 GUD MNG wishes approved by competent authority ie [ur name]

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Please come out side of your house,i am standing out side of your home..

Bahar to aao

jaldi

My name is SUN!i just came to say U..Good morning..

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May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Very Good Morning

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Mrng Greetings UK: Hi Dear USA: Gud mrnG CHINA: MehoW JAPAN: ShanhoW ITALY: MamichI FRANCE: SanchaY

INDIA: Uth KAMCHOR subah k 10 baj gaye

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()'''''''''() ('o') ===(,,)==(,,)=== Uff Thak gae hum aap ki divaar per chadte chadte. Sirf Good Morning kehne k liye aye he.!!

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Do u know the meaning of morning..? Morning means One More Innings given by NATURE 2 PLAY & WIN what u missed yesterday..

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Subhah kirane boli.. Uth kya nazara hai, Maine kaha ruk... Pahle SMS kar lu usko, Jo DOST sabse pyara hai.. Good Morning Dear

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Dil me ek shor ho raha hai, Bina MSG k ye dil bor ho raha hai, Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost Kutte ki neend so raha hai Uth, Good Morning

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See how beautifully God has added one more day in ur life, Not necessarily Bcoz u need it, But because Someone else might need "u"

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Good Morning Morning Breeze Morning Coolness Rising Sun Humming Birds Melting Dew Along with this My Heart is wishing a very "GLORIOUS MORNING"

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Beautiful things happen to Beautiful People with Beautiful Hearts in Beautiful Places. I Pray, Everyday Adds More Beauty to Ur Beautiful Life. Good Morning!

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"New"day "New"morning "New"hopes "New"plans "New"efforts "New"success "New"feelings I pray 2 God 2 give u a "Happy" & "Succesful" Day. *_Good morning_*

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Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de, Dusri kiran Hasi de, Teesri Tandurasti, Chouthi Kamyabi, Bas ab aur kiran nahi Garmi lagegi na..!:-)Good Morning

Hindi Poetry (Shayari) Sms •

Zakhm eitna he intajar kya kare?

Ham khud nishan ban gye he var kya kare? Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahi aakhe, Aab eisse jyada uanka inatjar kya kare?

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Kisi se dil na lagana hamesha dard Paoge, Biti baato ko yaad karke rote jaoge, Karna hai to gahri karo dosti, Hamesha ummid se dugna paoge

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Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi, Pal do pal me hi milta hai gam, Par jo har pal sath nibhaye, Wo dost milte hain kam jaise, 'U ME aur HUM'..

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo.

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Aaj ham hain, Kal hamari yaaden hongi. Jab hum na honge, Tab hamari baaten hongi. Kabhi paltoge jindagi ke ye panne, To shayad aap ki ankhon se bhi barsaten hogi.

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Manzil insan k hausle azmati hai, Sapno k parde ankho se hatati hai, Kisi b baat se himat na harna, Thokar hi insan ko chalana sikhati hai

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Guzar jayenge bin unke bhi achhe wo pal,

Jinhe hum intzar or wo waqt kehte he, Kya pata kab bhul jaye wo dosti, Jise hum RISHTA or wo 1 LAFZ kehte hai.

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Savera kya hua, Sitaro ko bhool gaye, Suraj kya nikla, Chaand ko bhool gaye, Guzre kya kuch pal aapke bina, Aapko kya laga ham aapko bhool gaye.

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Dosti ka rista kabhi purana nahi hota, Is se bada koi khajana nahi hota, Dosti to pyar se bhi pavitra hai kyoki, Isme koi dost pagal ya divana nahi hota

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SuperMan Pe Ek Sher arz he... Ye Man Bohat Hi Super He..

Ye Man Bohat Hi Super He..

Isiliye to is ki Chaddi Pant Ke Uppar He.! Ha ha

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Aye khuda najro ko kuch aisi khudai de, Jidhar dekhu use udhar woh dikhai de, Khash aisi meharbani ho aaj hawa me, Use pukaru aur use hi sunai de.

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Zamane ki har jannat tumhari hogi, Ye aasma ye zami tumhari hogi, Mujhse keh bhi na paoge uske pehle, Mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi.

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Ful ki tarah haste raho to hum Khus hai, Dil kholkar jiya karo to hum khus hai, Ye hamari kismat nahi ki roz mile, Bas thoda yad kar liya karo to hum khus hai.

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Koi yaad koi baat koi raaz ho tum, Meri saans meri soch meri aash ho tum, Ankho ke paas nahi na sahi, Haa magar dil k bahut paas ho tum.

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Har subah teri dunia me roshani kar de, Rab tere gam ko teri khushi kar de, Jab kabhi doobne lage teri sanse, Khuda tujme shamil meri zindgi kar de.

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Teacher -Kabir ka koi doha sunao. Little MARWADI Boy : "Kabir salo bewkoof, Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo, Manne diyo fasaye."

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BARISH ko sirf RONA aata hai HASNA nahi, SURAJ ko sirf JALNA aata hai BUJNA nahi, Aur MUJHE sirf aap ko YAAD karna aata hai BHULNA nahi.

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WAQT kehta hai muje GAWANA mat, DIL kehta hai muje LAGANA mat, DOSTI kehti hai muje AZMANA mat, AUR HUM kehte he hame BHULANA mat.

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Lete hai aapka naam HAR PAL k lie, Karte hai aapko yaad PAL PAL k lie, Hai hame ye umeed US PAL k lie, K milenge kabhi aapse fir KUCH PAL k lie

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Mazbur hum nahi ki aapko bhul jaaye, Khilona hum nahi ki yu hi tut jaaye, Dua se kharida hai humne aapki dosti ko, Daulat se nahi koi yu hi kharid jaaye

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Ye Duva Hai Meri Rab Se Zindagi Aapki Savar jaaye, Har Nazar Me Pyar Hi Pyar Nazar Aaye, Tumse Jis Ki Talas Hai, Kuda Kare Vo Khud Tumhari Talas Me Aaye.

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Tumhe Paa k Ab Khona Nahi Chahte, Itna Khush Ho k Ab Rona Nahi Chahte. Yeh Aalam Hai Tumhare milne ka, Aankho Mein Neend Hai Magar Sona Nahi Chahte.

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Zakhm eitna he eintajar kya kare ?

Ham khud nishan ban gye he var kya kare ? Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahi aakhe, Aab eisse jyada uanka einatjar kya kare ?

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Kisi se Dil Na lagana hamesha dard Paoge, Biti bato ko yaad karke rote jaoge, Karna hai to gahri karo dosti, Hamesha ummid se dugna paoge

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Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi, Pal do pal me hi milta hai gam, Par jo har pal sath nibhaye, Wo dost milte hain kam jaise ki, 'U ME aur HUM'

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo.

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Aaj ham hain, Kal hamari yaaden hongi, Jab hum na honge, Tab hamari baaten hongi. Kabhi paltoge jindagi ke ye panne, To shayad aap ki ankhon se bhi barsaten hogi.

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Manzil insan k hausle azmati hai, Sapno k parde ankho se hatati hai, Kisi b baat se himat na harna, Thokar hi insan ko chalana sikhati hai

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Guzar jayenge bin unke bhi achhe wo pal,

Jinhe hum intzar or wo waqt kehte he. Kya pata kab bhul jaye wo dosti, Jise hum RISHTA or wo 1 LAFZ kehte hai.

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Savera kya hua, Sitaro ko bhool gaye, Suraj kya nikla, Chaand ko bhool gaye, Guzre kya kuch pal aapke bina, Aapko kya laga ham aapko bhool gaye.

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Dosti ka rista kabhi purana nahi hota, Is se bada koi khajana nahi hota, Dosti to pyar se bhi pavitra hai kyoki, Isme koi dost pagal ya divana nahi hota

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Tumhara chahera moti saman, Tumhara chahera moti saman, MOTI hamare KUTTE ka naam !!!!

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Aur bhi bahut si chije lut chuki hai dil ke saath, ye bataya dosto ne isqh farmane k baad, is liye kamre ki ek ek chij "Check" karta hu main, "Ek tere aane se pahele, ek tere jane k baad"

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Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya, Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya, Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khayal aaya...

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Tere dwar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, Tere dwar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge !!

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Na voh inkar karti hai, na voh iqrar karti hai, kambakth mere hi sapno main aa kar, mere dost se pyar karti hai ...

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Bhulne wale hume bhul jaate hai, Dil se unke hum nikal jaate hai, Jab tak hoti nahi zarurat humari logo ko, Hum kaha kisi ko yaad aate hai

Husband Wife Sms •

Difference between Husband & Gadha. Husband gadha ban sakta hai, But Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k woh husband bane!!

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Husband:Darling, kahi saal pehle tumara figure bilkul 'Coke' ki bottel jaisa tha. Wife:Woh tho ab bhi hai, bas pehle bottel 300 ml ki thi ab 1.5 ltr ki hai..

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Man is incomplete until he is married. When getting married, he is finished.

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Wife:Suna he ki Swarg me Husband aur Wife ko saath me nahi rahene dete. Aisa Q? Husband:Are Pagali, isi liye to use Swarg kehte hai..!

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Frnd: Yaar office me to tu sher bana raheta hai, ghar me kya ho jata hai ? 2nd Frnd : Ghar me bhi sher hu, bas wahan par muj pe DURGA MAA savar hoti hai..

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ? A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai !!

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Man:Ghar se USA Tak road banao God:Mushkil hai,kuch aur maango Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajhdaar banao God:Road single banau ya double

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Waah Prabhu, Kya teri Leela.! Chuha Billi se darta he, Billi Kutte se darti he, Kutta Aadmi se, Aadmi Biwi se aur Biwi chuhe se! Jai ho, Prabhu.!

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Q. Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? A. Husband: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

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Biwi par nibhand:- Biwi ek khatarnak prani hai ye ghar k rasoi me pai jati hai.iska poustik ahar pati ka bheja hota hai karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karte dikhai deti hai shurwat me ye prani bada acha aur mitha lagta hai bad me ye

jungli sand ki tarah ho jati hai inke ma bap galti karte hai aur bhugatna inke pati ko padta hai hame sab patiyo se humdardi hai aap bhi dusro se humdardi jatayenge. Dhanyawad.

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Pati Patni me ladai ho gayi,Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone kar ke pucha: Khane me kya he? Patni:zaher. pati:me der se aunga, tum khakar so jana.

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… WITHOUT INFORMATION, FIGHTING EVERYTIME ! Wife says: No darling, it means.. WITH IDIOT FOR EVER

Insult Sms •

Delhi ki sardi UP ki garmi Mumbai ki barish Patna ka coruption Kasmir ka terrorism Africa ka saap AUR Chidiya-ghar k aap? Baap re baap!

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Agar manzil ko pana he toh HOSLA sath rkhna, Agar pyar ko pana he toh AYTBAR sath rkhna, Agar humesha muskurana he toh DAANT saaf rkhna.

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Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye, Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye, Pukar le ek bar pyar se mere dost, Gadhe ki aawaz sune jamane ho gaye.

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Dekho Jaani Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai Cobra Ko Naag Kehte Hai Garden Ko Baag Kehte Hai Aap Mein Jo Missing Hai Usko DIMAG Kehte Hai.

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Amawas ki kaali raat thi. Kabristan me KHUJLI wala KUTTA sabko dara raha tha. Boww Boww Par Main nahi dara.. Qki mene tumhe pehchan liya tha.

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Tasting this SMS Have u feel the taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well. BANDAR kya jane ADARAK ka swad !!!

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Cheeeeeers! Good news 4 u! Thums up pio, Pepsi pio, Juice pio, Dew pio, Beer pio! kyunki

ab HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off. Karlo susu chaddi me!

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1 bakri thi diwani si 1 bakre pe wo marti thi sarmake punch hilake galiyo se gujrti thi jab b milti thi photo tumari de k pucha karti thi ye BAKRA kaha milega

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Dil Me AAP Ho Jigar Me AAP Asma Me AAP Pani Me AAP

Zamin Pe AAP Hawa Me AAP Ho

DETTOL Wali Aunti Thik Kehti He "KITAANU" Har Jage Hote Hai

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Close Yr Eyes n Think abt Yrself, Yr face, Yr style, Yr nature, Yr smile, Yr looks. Now open Yr eyes. Muftt mein HORROR film dikhi na? Chalo Thnx kaho!

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You are ABCDEFGHIJKL! A-Achchhe B-Brilliant C-cool D-Don

E-Emotional F-Fantastic G-Great H-HotFevorit I- Intelligent JKL-Jok Kaisa Laga.?

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Sitam Sahne Ki B Had Hoti Hai, Kisiko Satane Ki B Had Hoti Hai, SmS Bhejne Ki Koshish Karo Janab, Mufat Ke SmS Padhne Ki B Ek Had Hoti Hai..

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo..

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Aap k brain ki Xray report aa gyi.. 10g mitti 10g knkad-pathr 25 type k kide makode, 5g makdi k jale n 500g ghaas-foos. Kamal hai..! Mujhe laga khali hoga.

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Kaju, Badam,

Akhrot, Pista.. All dryfruits r tasty but they r nothng in comparison 2 u

bcoz..

Abey KHAJUR teri To Bat Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

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Meri maut ke baad kasam hai tumhe meri kabr pe mat aana. Kyo ki. Kyo ki. Maine suna hai tum

Agarbattiyan churate ho..

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Always try 2 send Nice msgs, Bcoz Jab Aapki Saanse rukegi or Aap mar Jayenge to Logo ki zuban se Niklega Insan tha to Kamina lekin sms Achhe bhejta tha....

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Aaj mausam kharab hai, shayed aur barish ho jaye. Apne dimag ko plastic ki theli se dhak lena, Qki

Khali jagah par pani jaldi bhara jata hai.

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Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha. Dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagata hai ki insan aaj bhi Bandar hai....

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Pagal Ki 4 Nishaniya. 1-RIGHT HAND me mobile Pakadna 2- Anguthe se buton dabana 3-Msg padh ke muskurana 4- Phir Shana ban k sochna kisko Forwrd karu?

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Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai, duniya isko nakara samajti hai, magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho, ye sms kitni gaur se padh raha hai.

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>>===> >>===> Ja mere missile, jo mujhe sms na kare uske dimag mei jake fat ja, <===<< Wapis kyu aya? Mision failed, Dimag hi nahi..!

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Subha subha Mehfil Saji Thi SmS Ka Tha Dor SmS Mene Kiya Sab Ne Kiya Shor Paise To Mere Gaye Par Sab Kanjus Keh Rahe The 1aur 1aur.

Love Sms •

Ashiq ne puchha khuda se tune duniya ko pyar ka dushman kyu bana diya, Khuda bola Ashiqo ne kaunsa mere sath achhcha kia, Unhone to yaar ko hi khuda bana diya..

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Kabhi to lee hogi Suraj ne Chand ki kiss..Tabhi to chand me daag hai..Mumkin hai Chand ne dobara nahi dee hogi..Tabhi to Suraj me itni aag hai...

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Pappu was reding a blank paper. Tinu-Ye Kya Hai? Pappu-Meri grlfrd ka luv leter Tinu-Mgr ye to kora hai? Pappu-Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte.

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I have HANDS but can't ALWAYS help U I have EARS but can't ALWAYS listen2 U I have MOUTH but can't ALWAYS talk2 U

BUT I have a HEART that always miss u!

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ALONE A:- all the time i think of u.. L:- lonely i m without u.. O:- on my mind its only u.. N:- never ever i will forget u.. E:- everyday i miss u.

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Hasin palo ko phirse abaad kar rahe the, Dil se Aapki baat kar rahe the, Dil ko bada sukun mila jaankar, Ki aap bhi hame yaad kar rahe ho..

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Ho gai SHAM kisi k intezar me,Dhal gai RAAT kisi k intezar me,Phir hoga sawera KISI K intezar me,kyunke intezar ki aadat pad gai he "KISIKE"intezar me...

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Agar ho waqt to ek mulakat dijiye,Dil kuch kehna chahe to kuch baat kijiye,Yu to mushkil he hum se dur rehna,Par ek lamha mil jaaye to hame yaad to kijiye.

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Tambaku Beedi Cigrate Bhang Ganja Beer Daru Haroine

Charas Afeen Doda huka Chilam Pouwa Sigaar Cocaine Ye to Kuch Nahi Is Se Jyada Nasha to Apne Pyar Me Hai

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1 Sal K 12 mah 1 Mah K 4 Hafte 1 Hafte K 7 Din 1 Din K 24 Ghante 1 Ghante K 60 Min 1 Min K 60 Sec 1 Sec Har

Ek Sec 'I MISS U'

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Tere sath guzra lamha jab bhi yad ayega,is janam ke baad bhi tera khyal layega,agar bakshi bar-bar zindgi khuda ne mujhe,tujhe pyar karne ko hardum ji chahega.

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Tufan mei kinare mil jate hai,jindagi mei sahare mil jate hai,koi chiz jindgi se pyari nahi hoti,par kuchh log jindgi se bhi pyare mil jate hai. jaise aap.

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Aaj Bhi Ek Sawal Hai is DIL Me, Pyar Ka Gam Beshumar Hai is DIL Me, Kuch Keh Nahi Pata Ye DIL Magar, Kisi Ke Liye Bahut Pyar Hai Is DIl me

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har phul apko muSkan de,har Subah aapko Salam de,hm dua krte he ki aapka ek aanSu b agar nikle,to wo aapko uS Se dugni muSkan de...

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Why Do we close our eyes when v pray,when v cry,when v dream,when v miss some 1 bcz d most beautiful things in life r not seen.But feel by heart...

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Kuch Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuch Yado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuch Logo Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta, Ki Door Rehkar Bhi Unki Mehak Nahi Jati.

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Hum agar aapse mil nahi paate, Aisaa nahi ki aap yaad nahi aate, Mana ki sab

rishte nibhaye nahi jate, Par jo DIL me bas jate he dost wo bhulaye bhi nahi jate.

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"CHAND" ne "RUB" se "CHANDNI" mangi . "SURAJ" ne "RUB" se "ROSHNI" mangi. "RUB" ne puchi hum se hamari chahat? Hum ne sirf "AAPKI KHUSI""mangi".

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Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

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Durse sabko lagta hai k hum Lazy hai, Par wo kya jane hum to apke crazy hai, Mana k hum thoda sa busy hai, Par SMS karne se zyada apko yaad karna easy hai..!

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Mohbat karne walo ko inkar achha nahi lagta, Duniya walo ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta, Jab tak Ladka-Ladki bhag na jaye, In Zalimo ko pyar sachha nahi lagta.

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When u Miss Me just Look up To The night $ky & Remember.. !'m Like a $tar* $ometimes u Can't $ee Me.. But,!'m Always There*

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Duriyon ki parvah na kijiye, Jab bhi dil pukare hame yad kijiye, Hum jyada dur nahi apase, Base apni palko ko apani ankhose mila lijiye.

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Can u close ur eyes for a minute please. Thank u. Did u feel how dark it was? This is my life without a sweet frnd LIKE U...

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Dur hai aapse toh koi gam nahi, Dur rehkar bhulne wale hum nahi. Kisi wajah se mulakat na ho toh kya hua, Aapka khayal bhi mulakat se kam nahi.

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Nvr say sorry to 1 who liks U Nvr say bye to 1 who needs U Nvr blame d 1 who really trusts U & Nvr 4get d 1 who alwaz remmbers U

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Dil me ab darde ulfat k siwa kuch nahi, Zindagi me teri ebadat k siwa kuch nahi, Me tuje tohfe me kya pesh karu, Mere daman me teri pyar k siwa kuch nahi.

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Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless, But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U, Means more than a life itself.!!

Sardar Sms (Santa Banta & Mix) •

Sardar 2 waiter-Do you serve pigs? Waiter-Please sit down sir, we serve every one.

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se. Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kehte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat di!

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CID-Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? Sardar: Sir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature.

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Santa:Tumse shadi karke mujhe bahut bada fayda hua hai..! Wife:Woh kya..? Santa:Mujhe mere GUNAHO ki saza jite ji hi mil gayi hai, is liye main marne k baad swarg main jaunga..!

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1 Sardar 2 other: Do u know english? 2 Sardar: Ya 1st: Ok, then tell me what is d opposite of NAAG PANCHMI? 2nd: Oye very simple yaar "NAAG DON'T PUNCH ME"

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BREAKING NEWS: Sardaron ne ye elan kar diya h ki Gurdware me 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000 k note nahi chadaye jayege. Kyoki GANDHI k sir per rumal nahi hai.

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Boss-Apki shadi ho gayi Santa-Yes,1 ladki se hui he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-No! meri behan ki to ladke Se hui he

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Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat, tu Sher ka Puttar he.! Beta:Ji Papaji, Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!

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Counselor: What is the main reason for a divorce ?

Santa: Marriage

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Banta owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed. Friend asks:Why this? Banta:Bcoz married men r more obedient

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Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha. Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu k sala Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

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Santa & his wife went 4 divorce. Judge:U have 3 kids.How will u divide them? Sardar thinks & says "oye...Idea, v'll come next year with 1 more!

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Santa - Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Banta - Suicide karne k liye, kahi infection na ho jaye...

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Santa was thinking.. Wife:Kya soch rahe ho Santa:Ye STAR PLUS walonko pata kaise chalta hai Wife:Kya?

Santa:Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS.

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Intervr:What is ur Qualification? Sardr: PhD Intervr:What do u mean by PHD? Srdr:Passed High School with Difficulty!!

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Sardar was taking DICTATION test of the students. Last bench students said:Sir, V can't hear U. Sardar: Ok, Don't worry, I'll write it on the board.

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Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kar kha raha tha. Waiter:Ye kaise kha rahe ho? Santa:I'm a Maths teacher. DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai.

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Santa ki amma mar gayi 1 aadmi bola-Amma mujhe bhi le jati 2-4 aur bole-Amma hame bhi le jati Santa bola-Chup ho jao gadho,amma kya tata sumo karke gayi hai.

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Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala behosh ho gaya, guess what?

Isme aur colors dikana

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Ek Sardarne PATHAN ki beti ka rishta manga. Pathan ne Sardar ko khub mara. Maar kha k Sardar utha, kapde jhad K Bola: To Phir, Khansahab main inkaar samjhu?

Sardar Sms (Santa Banta & Mix) •

Sardar 2 waiter-Do you serve pigs? Waiter-Please sit down sir, we serve every one.

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se. Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kehte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat di!

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CID-Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? Sardar: Sir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature.

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Santa:Tumse shadi karke mujhe bahut bada fayda hua hai..! Wife:Woh kya..? Santa:Mujhe mere GUNAHO ki saza jite ji hi mil gayi hai, is liye main marne k baad swarg main jaunga..!

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1 Sardar 2 other: Do u know english? 2 Sardar: Ya 1st: Ok, then tell me what is d opposite of NAAG PANCHMI? 2nd: Oye very simple yaar "NAAG DON'T PUNCH ME"

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BREAKING NEWS: Sardaron ne ye elan kar diya h ki Gurdware me 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000 k note nahi chadaye jayege. Kyoki GANDHI k sir per rumal nahi hai.

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Boss-Apki shadi ho gayi Santa-Yes,1 ladki se hui he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-No! meri behan ki to ladke Se hui he

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Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat, tu Sher ka Puttar he.! Beta:Ji Papaji, Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!

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Counselor: What is the main reason for a divorce ? Santa: Marriage

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Banta owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed. Friend asks:Why this? Banta:Bcoz married men r more obedient

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Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha.

Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu k sala Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

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Santa & his wife went 4 divorce. Judge:U have 3 kids.How will u divide them? Sardar thinks & says "oye...Idea, v'll come next year with 1 more!

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Santa - Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Banta - Suicide karne k liye, kahi infection na ho jaye...

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Santa was thinking.. Wife:Kya soch rahe ho Santa:Ye STAR PLUS walonko pata kaise chalta hai Wife:Kya? Santa:Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS.

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Intervr:What is ur Qualification? Sardr: PhD Intervr:What do u mean by PHD? Srdr:Passed High School with Difficulty!!

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Sardar was taking DICTATION test of the students. Last bench students said:Sir, V can't hear U. Sardar: Ok, Don't worry, I'll write it on the board.

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Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kar kha raha tha. Waiter:Ye kaise kha rahe ho? Santa:I'm a Maths teacher. DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai.

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Santa ki amma mar gayi 1 aadmi bola-Amma mujhe bhi le jati 2-4 aur bole-Amma hame bhi le jati Santa bola-Chup ho jao gadho,amma kya tata sumo karke gayi hai.

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Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala behosh ho gaya, guess what?

Isme aur colors dikana

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Ek Sardarne PATHAN ki beti ka rishta manga. Pathan ne Sardar ko khub mara. Maar kha k Sardar utha, kapde jhad K Bola: To Phir, Khansahab main inkaar samjhu?

Send Me Sms •

Ap ka 1Misscall 1Gante ki khusi Ap ka 1SMS 1din ki khushi.Apka 1call 1Week ki khushi.Ap ki 1mulaqat 1mahine ki khushi.OR Apki DOSTI Her pal ki khushi.

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SMS ki ummid laga rakhi hai. Nazar mobile pe tika rakhi hai. Battery aur charger bhi la rakhe hai. Par SMS aayenge kaise? Dosti KANJUSO se jo bana rakhi hai...

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Plz fill this for me 1advice1requst1wish1lie1truth1hope1thing u never told me b4reply for me i m waitng

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Sms karenge tumhe bari bari, Yeh rasam lagti hain hamein badi pyaari, Yeh sms milte hi sms karo, Kyunki hamein pasand nahi sms ki udhari.

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Logo se Pange bhi honge, Ghar me Dange bhi honge, Agar mujhe roz 5 SMS na kiye to, Aapko 12 Bachhe honge, 2 Ganje, 2 Nange Or 8 Lafange honge.

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Falon k raja ko AAM kahte hai, Dopher k baad k samay ko SHAM kahte hai, Raksha kare use RAM kahte hai, OR Jo SMS ka jawab na de use ZANDU BAAM kehte hai.

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Dimag k liye Santre ka juice, Aankho k liye Gaajar ka juice, Sehad k liye Aanar ka juice, AUR Khush rehne k liye sms kar Kanjus...

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3 chizo par kabu rakho: GUSSA DAULAT ABHIMAN 3 chizo se nafrat karo: ZULM GUROOR BEWAFAI 3 chizo ko apnao: IMAN SACHAI AUR SMS KA REPLY

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Namaskar, Ye Male/Female Janch Sewa Hai. Agar Aap Purush He To 3 msg Kare Aur Mahila He To 2 msg Kare, Aur Dono Me Se Kuchh Nahi To msg Na Kare. Dhanyavaad.

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Ruth gye hamare sab chahne wale, Ruth gye hame sab manane wale, Aab to mobile bhi humse puchhta hai, Ki kaha chhup gye tujhko woh har roz yad karne wale.

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Kya mammu? Apun ki yääd nahi aa reli kya? Apun kabse tere sms ki wait kar rela hai. Chal chirkut apna mobile utha or 2-4 rapchik msg chipka daal.

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Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte Gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte Kuch NAVAB dost hai mere jinko PARESHAN na karo to wo yaad bhi kiya nahi karte....

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Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai, Kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai, SmS bhejne ki koshish karo janab, Mufat K SmS padhne ki b ek had hoti hai..

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Jivan mein Paisa Pyar Dost Sab kuch aata he jata he. Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate. Samajdar ho Umeed he SmS bhejte rahoge.

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Bhul gae,Ya bulna chate ho? Dur kar dia,Ya jana chate ho? Azma lia,Ya azmana chate ho? 1msg karoge,Ya ab maar KHANA chahte ho?

Tongue Twister Sms •

Boy to his friend: Yaar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he?

Boy: Beautiful Friend: Esa karo mera number de do..

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When promotion fail, increment Work. Wen incrmnt fail, bonus Wrk. Wen bonus fail,hope Work. Wen Evrythng fails, Take 750ml ROYAL Challenge, it defintly Works.

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Dadaji-puttar andar se mere daant le aa. Pota-par daddu abhi roti nahi bani he. Dadaji: oi roti nu mar goli yaar, samne vali buddhi nu SMILIE deni he...

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Kbhi yaad aye to fone kar lena, Paise kam ho to sms kar lena, Agar ye b na kar sake to Mobile dahi me dal k vibration on kar lena or LASSI p lena

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Parents to a college watchman:- Is dis college gud? Watchman: probably the best. I did my engineering here & got immediate placement..!

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Today I m giving Party to all my dearest Friends

PARTY IS AT(VENUE) :

TAJ HOTEL,MUMBAI

Jaldi se pahucho.. Phir kehna mat Party nahi di....

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Gaana Sunoge...? .. . o oo ooo oooo ooooo oooooo ooooooo oooooooo ooooooooo Huzuuuuur... 13 13 13... 13 13 13 13... Suroor...

Fokat me to aisa hi milega.

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Government of India ne aaj 1 naya rule pass kiya hai! Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega!

Oh God

Tum to Safe ho

PAR MERA KYA HOGA?

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Jindagi main 6 chize kabhi b aa sakti hai: 1.Love 2.Friendship 3.Money 4.Death 5.Illness > > > 6.Susu Isliye DIPER pahenke sona

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Bol dost tuje aaj kya uphar du, Dosti chahiye ya Jaan vaar du, Scooty, Jeep ya Ferrari car du, Bas itne se kaam chal jaega ya

5-7 gappe aur mar du?

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Im left

U r light Im coke U r sprite Im saawan U r baadal Im normal Ur

also NORMAL kya yar! khud par hi $haq karte ho. . ?

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Pi ke rat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab me apne gum ko mitane lage. Zalim sharab Pite hi asar dikhane lagi, Nashe me unki saheliya bhi yaad aane lagi..

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Maine tujhe dekha, tere baap ne mujhe pita, wah wah maine tujhe dekha, tere baap ne mujhe pita,

Taan ki shakti maan ki shakti BOURNVITA...

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U R A Very Special Friend 4 Me So I Want 2 Gift U N73

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Gin Lena,N 73 hi hai.

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School mein Masterji ne Bittoo se poocha: Jisme koi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai?? Bittoo: Kami na...

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Student class me 1 donkey le k aya. Teacher-Ise q laye ho? Student-Apne hi to kaha apka kam gadhe ko admi banana hai..

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Mechanic ki wife ko delivery hui, Wife ne husband ko sms bheja:"Aapka spare part aa gaya hai." Husband ne reply me puchha:"NUT hai ya BOLT?

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I Know You Are: Sweet Caring Artist Kind Intelligent Attractive Smart BUT Thoda Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaise Ban Sakte Ho.

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Sign Board on a Railway Station: Aana free, Jana free; Par Pakde gaye to JAIL me khana free.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 1 is missing here..

2 bar padte ho Shram nai ati? Konsi school main padhte ho? ABCD me 1 aata he kya?

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Marwadi 2 worker-Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kaam Kiya, isliye Rs.5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu. Agar isi Tarah kaam Karoge to agle Saal is par sign kar dunga.

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Ek kanjus K Ghar me aag Lag Gayi, Vo apne Ghar ko bacha nahi Saka Why? Bcz Vo Sari Rat Fire-Brigade ko MissCall Karta Raha.

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Ek tha Raja... Ek thi Rani...

Dono Margaye Khatam Kahani...!

Ab neeche kya Dead Body dundh rahe ho? Kaha na Margaye...! ;)

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Marwadi:ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya he. Shopkeper:1 bal tuta to naya q le rahe ho? Marwadi:JO tuta tha vo akhri tha.

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Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye. Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye. .. .. To?. To?. .. .. .. To Yaad Rakho Ki.. Jesi Karni vaisi bharni.

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Dil CHEER k Dikhaon to Dard Dhund Na Paoge.. DIL CHEER K Dikhaon to Dard Dhund Na Paoge.. Kyu Ki..

Dard To Mere SIR Me He...!

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Golden WordsKaam ko Kabhi Kal tak Na Taalo . . . . . Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta Hai !;-)

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Boss: Could you please call me a cab? Sardar: OK. You are a cab.

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Are Diwano Muje pahechano Kaha se aya Me hu kaun Me hu kaun me hu kaun me hu Me hu

SMS or kaun Mobile me kya main aaunga?

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Khidki khuli Zulfe udi Socha k Husn-e-yar ka didar tha. Par zulfe hati Kismat futi Vo to nahaya hua SARDAR tha

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Kya Apko Pata Hai? Apki In Khubsurat Aur Pyari Ank ho K Niche Jo Naak Hai, Wo Beh rahi hai Zaldi saaf karo!

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Police:"Abe oye aadhi raat ko kaha jata hai?" Piyakkad:"Daru se honewale nuksan pe pravachan sun ne" Cop"Itni raat ko kaun pravachan deta hai" Bewda"Ghar pe biwi"

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Suno gaur se "PEPSI" walo,

Buri nazar na "COKE" pe dalo, Chahe jitna "DEW" pilalo, Sabse aage hoga "NIMBU-PANI", Humne piya hai,Tum bhi piyo

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Dont give importance 2 money bcoz it can give bed but not sleep, books not brain, cloth not beauty, luxuries not happiness. So transfer ur money 2 my account!

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Hum gaye the unke ghar kehna tha Dil se dil mila lo Unki Maa ne khola darwaza Hum ghabra K bole Aunty, Bacho ko POLIO ki dawa pilwa lo.

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For the 1st time a "3 D" message in ur mobile

D D D

Hows That

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If you are in "LOVE" Press-Down

Thehar ja. Abhi teri mummy ko batata hu..! Jyada hi pyaar ki aag lagi hui hai. AUNTY AUNTY!

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Tere chehre pe udasi ankho me nami hai, Tere chehre pe udasi, ankho me nami hai.. TATA namak istemaal kar murkh tujhme IODINE ki kami he..