Adult Sms In Hindi

*Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!** Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain? . . . . . . Boy: Nahi . . . . . Girl: to kia apne baap k TATTEY choose k bara hua hai..

Sardar ka behnoyi 1 sardar apne behnoyi k saath dosre sardar k pass gaya, Woh soch raha tha k is ka introduction kaise karoo? Finally he decided and smilingly said “In say Milain yeh hain hamare..”BHAINCHOD”

Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum? Student: main Teacher: wo kaise? Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai Magar abu ab bhi peety hain \

Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola “ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai” dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai

Son:abu mein kaise paida hua dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay son:Bhai dad:dua se son:chacha dad:wo b dua se son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya

mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay

Dosti phuddi nhi jo chud jaye,dosti gand nhi jo phat jaye,dosti lun hai jo uthay to zamana hil jaye,or dost wo hai jo tatton ki tarah sari zindagi sath nibhaye

TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue: Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai short nahi lag rahay, Wife:Jhoot mat bolo abhi isi pitch per AFRIDI century maar k gaya.