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Text messages for upcoming events:- New Year SMS, wishes, quotes & messages Currently Reading: Adult SMS

SMS4Smile.com Adult SMS messages collection in Hindi / Urdu & English Home Contact Send Free SMS to Pakistan Other sites Funny Jokes UK Online Degree Adult SMS / Text Messages A nice collection of slightly adult sms messages collection. Collection of slightly adult sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english. some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms etc.. posted in Adult SMS What’s an average 6 inch long What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS Let me kiss your lips Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday posted in Adult SMS Full Time Masti … Non stop fun 6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195 posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS It’s too tight Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS Can kids of our age have kids? Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS A beautiful girl goes to Professor A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

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Diwali SMS Durga Puja SMS Easter SMS Eid SMS Exam SMS Father's Day SMS Flirt SMS Friendship SMS Funny SMS Get Well Soon SMS Ghazal SMS Good Luck SMS Good Morning SMS Good Night SMS Halloween SMS Holi SMS Independence Day SMS Inspirational Quotes SMS Insult SMS Islamic SMS Kiss SMS Love Quotes Love SMS Marriage SMS Misc SMS Jokes Misleading SMS Miss You SMS Mother's day SMS Motivational Quotes SMS

Munna bhai SMS New Year SMS Pashto SMS Poetry SMS Politics SMS Punjabi SMS Rakhi SMS Ramadan SMS Riddle SMS Romantic SMS Sad SMS Santa Banta SMS Sardar SMS Short SMS Smile SMS Sorry SMS Wife SMS Wise SMS Quotes SMS of the day Join our group and receive "SMS of the day" delivered directly into your mailbox. Email: Jokes RSS Latest SMS My wishes for you in year 2009 New Year begins New is d year, new r d hopes & d aspirations Value friends more than life Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Happy New Year 2009

4 last year’s words belong 2 last year’s language 2008’s calender is destroyed I wish U to have a ….. Friends brighten ur life after storm © 2008 SMS4Smile.com. All Rights Reserved.