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Zoe or Zelda Bojack Horseman Episode 4 season 1 Various characters. Mr. Peanut butter: Hey, BoJack, settle a bet. - Are you a Zoe or a Zelda? – BoJack: Don't know what that means. Mr. Peanutbutter: Well, I was talking to Wayne. BoJack: - Who's Wayne? Wayne: - I'm Wayne. Mr. Peanutbutter: Wayne's writing an article about me for BuzzFeed. BuzzFeed? What'll they think of next? Diane: Fun fact: Wayne is also my ex-boyfriend. BoJack: ha! You're funny. Mr. Peanutbutter: Pretty cool, eh, BoJack? Diane's writing a book about you, Wayne's writing an article about me. We're the same! BoJack: How could you think that that's the same? My book will be in libraries for hundreds of years. Your BuzzFeed article will be crammed between an animated GIF of a cat falling asleep and a list of fun facts about Legally Blonde. Mr. Peanut butter: - Ha! Classic Zoe. BoJack: - I still don't know what that means. Wayne: Well, are you familiar with Mr. Peanutbutter's House? BoJack: Do you mean his sitcom that coincidentally had the exact same premise as my sitcom? Wayne: Not the exact same. Mr.Peanutbutter's House featured a pair of twins, Zoe and Zelda. Zelda was the sunny, fun-loving extrovert. Zelda:- Look at my pumpkin, Mr. Peanutbutter. Mr. Peanutbutter: - Pretty smile, Zelly-belly. Public: Aww Wayne: Whereas Zoe was the smart, cynical introvert. Zoe: My pumpkin's throwing up because Halloween encourages excessive consumption of refined sugar at a time when obesity rates are sky high. Plus, Halloween costumes are a gateway to casual racism. Mr. Peanu butter: Why don't I keep the knife, Zobo? SONG: Who's that dog? Mr. Peanutbutter Knick-knack, paddywhack Give a dog a bone

Wayne:Now, was the show's acting ham-fisted and the writing moronic? – Mr. Peanutbutter: Nn-no? – Wayne: Yes, but the Zoe/Zelda paradigm rang true. I believe everyone's either a Zoe or a Zelda. For example, Nixon was a Zoe and Kennedy, a Zelda. Al Gore, Zoe. George W. Bush, total Zelda. It's R2-D2 and C-3PO, Zooey and Emily Deschanel. Todd:So Zooey's a Zoe? Wayne: No, Zooey's a Zelda. Emily's the Zoe. Todd: What a crazy world. Mr. Peanutbutter: - So which one are you, BoJack? – BoJack: I think I'm above this. Mr. Peanut butter: Said the Zoe. Todd: Well, I think I'm a Zelda. BoJack: Or maybe you're the third kind of person, whose only function is to drain the energy and life force - from his host organism. Diane:- Come on, BoJack. Todd: Nah, he's right. I'm pretty much worthless. BoJack: See? You say something to someone enough times, and eventually, he internalizes it. The system works. Todd:I don't have a job, I don't have any prospects. I probably won't ever finish the rock opera I'm working on. BoJack: What? Since when are you working on a rock opera? Oh, no. Why'd I ask that? Todd: Basically, it's Tommy by way of Cirque du Soleil set in space, with heavy erotic overtones, and the gripping psychodrama of a thriller with plenty of heart and more than a little humor. I call it Newtopia Rising, Book 1: - The Search for a New Utopia. Mr. Peanutbutter: - Book 1? You've got me thinking sequel here. BoJack:Ugh…

Hey, BoJack, settle a bet. - Are you a Zoe or a Zelda? Don't know what that means. Well, I was talking to Wayne. - Who's Wayne? - I'm Wayne. Wayne's writing an article about me for BuzzFeed. BuzzFeed? What'll they think of next? Fun fact: Wayne is also my ex-boyfriend. You're funny. Pretty cool, eh, BoJack? Diane's writing a book about you, Wayne's writing an article about me. We're the same! How could you think that that's the same? My book will be in libraries for hundreds of years. Your BuzzFeed article will be crammed between an animated GIF of a cat falling asleep and a list of fun facts about Legally Blonde. - Ha! Classic Zoe. - I still don't know what that means. Well, are you familiar with Mr. Peanutbutter's House? Do you mean his sitcom that coincidentally had the exact same premise as my sitcom? Not the exact same. Mr. Peanutbutter's House featured a pair of twins, Zoe and Zelda. Zelda was the sunny, fun-loving extrovert. - Look at my pumpkin, Mr. Peanutbutter. - Pretty smile, Zelly-belly. Aww Whereas Zoe was the smart, cynical introvert. My pumpkin's throwing up because Halloween encourages excessive consumption of refined sugar at a time when obesity rates are sky high. Plus, Halloween costumes are a gateway to casual racism. Why don't I keep the knife, Zobo? Who's that dog? Mr. Peanutbutter Knick-knack, paddywhack Give a dog a bone

Now, was the show's acting hamfisted and the writing moronic? - N-n-no? - Yes, but the Zoe/Zelda paradigm rang true. I believe everyone's either a Zoe or a Zelda. For example, Nixon was a Zoe and Kennedy, a Zelda. Al Gore, Zoe. George W. Bush, total Zelda. It's R2-D2 and C-3PO, Zooey and Emily Deschanel. So Zooey's a Zoe? No, Zooey's a Zelda. Emily's the Zoe. What a crazy world. - So which one are you, BoJack? - I think I'm above this. Said the Zoe. Well, I think I'm a Zelda. Or maybe you're the third kind of person, whose only function is to drain the energy and life force - from his host organism. - Come on, BoJack. Nah, he's right. I'm pretty much worthless. See? You say something to someone enough times, and eventually, he internalizes it. The system works. I don't have a job, I don't have any prospects. I probably won't ever finish the rock opera I'm working on. What? Since when are you working on a rock opera? Oh, no. Why'd I ask that? Basically, it's Tommy by way of Cirque du Soleil set in space, with heavy erotic overtones, and the gripping psychodrama of a thriller with plenty of heart and more than a little humor. I call it Newtopia Rising, Book 1: - The Search for a New Utopia. - Book 1? You've got me thinking sequel here.