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Ninjalistics leads the hotly competitive

covert tactical realignment operations market. ‘Ninjalistics helped me become the assassin I was meant to be.” —Jeanine the Unknown

Based in an undisclosed location on either the East or West Coast with branches worldwide, Ninjalistics embodies a proud heritage of 300 years of subtle yet definitive influence in the corporate, political, and military spheres. Today Ninjalistics looks to the future, leading the way in bringing tactical realignment into the 21st Century.

Steal silently into our midst! Ninjalistics is currently seeking hard-working, self-starting ninjas for entry- and management-level positions in Assassination Solution Services, Weapons Design and Manufacture, Unrecognized Financial Manipulation, and Human Resources. If you seek a challenging, high-energy workplace where you can make a real difference, consider carving out a place with us.

Why Ninjalistics? ‘I always wanted to kill my boss. Now it’s in my job description!” —Slippery Edward

The ideal Ninjalistics operative thrives on challenge, new opportunities for growth, and interacting with important individuals worldwide in ways both unnoticed and dramatic. Where others view conflict and danger as hazards, Ninjalistics sees opportunity. A Ninjalistics ninja, in the right place at the right time, can change the world. Ninjalistics employees must be dedicated, adaptable, and experienced in the core competencies of corporate tactical realignment. Personal interaction skills are a must, because as part of our worldwide consulting practice you’ll engage in dynamic restructuring of many other firms.

Contact us If you’re interested in a career at Ninjalistics, download a free job application at www.ninjalistics.com. Prepare your resume, contact information for two references, and documentation of advanced martial arts training. Visit any Ninjalistics branch office, bypass or neutralize the alarm system, defeat all of the Seven Guardians in honorable combat, and drop off your application in the dedicated box. Theatrical flair appreciated.

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Disclaimer: Ninjalistics Incorporated disavows and denies any legal responsibility or culpability in any illegal actions taken by Ninjalistics employees or those seeking to gain employment with Ninjalistics. Ninjalistics is not responsible for any acts of violence, mayhem, breaches of the peace, or infractions of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act by its employees or prospective employees, and had nothing to do with that incident in Prague three months ago. Attempts to contact Ninjalistics about any of these matters may incur reprisal.