Wise Sayings

Wise sayings By

Frank Zappa 

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

Will Durant 

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."

Socrates (470-399 B.C.) 

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

George Bernard Shaw 

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

Albert Einstein 

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity

John F. Kennedy (19171963) 

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

Samuel Palmer (1805-80) 

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."

Jimi Hendrix 

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

Henry Kissinger 

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

"It was the experience of mystery -even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion."

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."

Fred Qumbly 

I love Tom & Jerry more than any woman I have ever known."

Honore de Balzac 

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime."

General George Patton (18851945) 

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

Thomas Jones 

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

“How can I lose to such an idiot?" 

- A shout from chess master Aaron Nimzovich

Edmund Burke (1729-1797) 

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) 

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."

Albert Einstein 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Sir Winston Churchill 

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

me 

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-pork breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'

"- Sharon Stone 

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." 

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Sir Winston Churchill 

"If you are going through hell, keep going."