Torque

TORQUE The Movie [ Opening Credits ] Normal words fades on credits. [ Scene 1 : Fade to : The Great Hall ] ( People talk, then suddenly they start to fall over, as if Torque as gotten the best of them. Show more clips of people falling over. ) VOICE The benevolent force of Torque has beset the people. They need some being to come and stop the insanity. Thus comes he. [ Scene 2 : Fade to : Front walkway of OSSM, near the dorms ] ( Music starts abruptly as Torque gets up behind a pillar. He looks around, then walks slowly (as if in a dramatic movie where they use high speed cameras). He walks to the door, and opens it. ) [ Cut to Torque standing in the Great Hall. He walks in slow motion, but everyone else is normally walking, giving strange stares at him. ] ( He comes up to a group of people who have problems with Torque. He stares and stamps his feet, causing the Torque to go away. ) WHODGES Who are you? TORQUE I am Torque, the one thus that comes. WHODGES You are he? ( Gives a cordish look ) Nu? TORQUE What?

WHODGES Never mind. My name is Whodges. ( Shakes hand ) This is OSSM ( Puts two hands up to signify the place ). I am the cut man around here. TORQUE What do you mean by that? ( By now, there is already a lot of people gathered around Torque, asking questions with each other ) WHODGES I’m the man that cuts around here. What else would it mean? Anyways, it’s not important. Come with me. ( Torque follows Whodges. ) [ Cut back to group of people, and focus in on Punit and Tonya ] PUNIT Is he really the one that will fix all our problems? TONYA I don’t see how. ( Mad ) But I don’t get how that guy can come in, and just say he’s the answer to all our problems! ( Getting angrier now, gets up out of the chair, and heads to the girl’s side ) PUNIT ( Looks really stunned ) HA! [ Scene 3: Cut to: Jeff and Muldrow’s room ] MULDROW Jeff, do you really think that this Torque guy’s gonna save us? JEFF I believe firmly that he’s gonna do it, I mean, just look at how swalve he is!

[ Cut to outside lounge ] TORQUE ( Torque is doing the Homer Simpson circle walk on the floor ) Torque Torque Torque Torque!!! [ Scene 4: Fade to: Great Hall: Night ] TORQUE ( Torque is walking towards the door, and goes out to the same pillar he came from ) VOICE And so, Torque has come. Is he really the answer to all of our problems? We don’t know, but he has the character of a gentle man if not anything else. TORQUE ( Torque slowly goes outside and heads for the pillar, Whodges is behind him looking puzzled ) WHODGES Where are you going? TORQUE Back to the pillar. WHODGES You can come and sleep in my room if you want. TORQUE Thanks, but no thanks. I need to sleep out here tonight. WHODGES ( Crosses over to Torque and rages ) WHAT IN THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Oh well.. seeya in the morning

( Crosses back over to the dorms as Torque slowly lays down to rest ) [ Scene 5: Cut to with music: Great Hall, next morning ] ( You can see Matt and Whodges come out of the boy’s side of the dorms ) TONYA ( Comes up to them, they have their hands full of books ready to study ) How can you think of studying at a time like this?!!! MATT Huh? ( Startled ) What do you mean “at a time like this” ? TONYA Have you not seen the carnage and mayhem that’s been going around lately? I can barely even sleep. ( Almost to the point of tears ) C’mon, who can even concentrate anymore?! JENNIFER ( Comes up to her ) Okay, you baby, let’s go! ( Pulls her back to the girl’s side ) WHODGES What was that all about? MATT I dunno, but all I have to say is “people are craaaaaaaaaaazy around here”. WHODGES Okay, enough of that Matt.. we’d better get to studying. Remember, we have that big BioChem test tommorow. ( Matt and Whodges both go to a table, but suddenly Jeff and Muldrow come out of the boy’s side arguing something about their EZ-Cheese, but then Kim and Sharzhad both come out of the girl’s side arguing too, they seem to be saying something about plastic wrap ) MATT What the heck?!! How can we study with all this noise??

WHODGES Yeah, could you guys quiet down for a second? ( All four people that were arguing look over at Whodges, and start laughing hysterically. Strangely enough, Matt heads for the boy’s bathroom really quickly leaving Whodges with the four people ) WHODGES What’s so funny? JEFF Man, how can we pipe down at a time like this? Who’s to say what is real now anyways? KIM Exactly my point too, who’s to say? SHARZHAD Yes, and why should we stop talking? WHODGES WHAT are you guys talking about? This isn’t some kind of a philosophical debate we’re headed into. No, I’m sitting here while I try to study and you guys come down like a barrel of Chickasha worms! ( At this point the four people go sit down, then Torque comes in thru the front. ) TORQUE Okay, that’s enough, I must show you, come with me Whodges, prime cut-man. ( Whodges follows Torque up the boy’s side, the camera follows in a chase fashion up the two flights of stairs. Torque stops at Whodges’ door, and there he awaits Whodges to open it. He does so and they go in, Lucus is in there ) LUCUS What the…!

WHODGES Don’t worry, Lucus. We have it under control. ( Torque and Whodges both go to Whodge’s desk, and they take out what looks like a toolbox. Torque busily assembles something, and gets a wrench out ) TORQUE We have a problem.