The Phat Fro Times Vol.1 Issue 2
Week 6, 2008
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Elephants in Danger of Extinction
Inter-League Update by Marshall Bowling The Strawberry Diesel Dazzlers, Scorch, and Loco Marines continue their strong inter-league dominance with 5-1 records. The Gladiators had a big win over the Kush Kronic Krushers this week to go to 4-2. The game was close until Marion Barber caught a swing pass from Tony Romo and took it to the house for a 70-yard touchdown. There are many other teams with the strong 4-2 nonconference record. These teams include Kush Kronic Krushers, Da Big Hookah, Elephant Poachers, Ric Flair of Phat Fro, Kryptonians, Sick Animals, and Tru Shu Fan. The biggest surprise at 4-2 is Brian Crews's Elephant Poachers. Although his overall record is 5-7, his non-conference record is 4-2. He had another big win this week over Flying Monkey Poo. Next week will bring the cream of the crop to the top. Will the 5-1 teams stay up a game on the 4-2 teams, or will they lose and join the thundering herd of teams behind them? Stay tuned to see what happens!
The Elephants of Phat Fro Fantasy Football are in danger of going the way of the Dodo if the Poachers remain so prolific. In the previous two weeks Brian Crew’s Elephant Poachers have been on a tear winning 3 of 4 conference games, which has in turn catapulted him from 3rd in the division to 1st place. They have been led this season by the number three QB in the league Jay Cutler with 317.3 points. Bryan’s primary RB is Brian Westbrook which while being banged up a little this season has still posted 163.3 points this season. Lary Fitzgerald has also been on fire this season as the number 2 WR this season with 249.8 points. Bryan faces off against two division rivals in week 7: Engage Anarchy and OneBossDeadBossPeriod. WIth all three teams in his division within three games of Bryan the question will be can he continue to slay those elephants or will the poachers finally be brought to justice?
Scoring Chart of Division 3 of the GFC 0
375
750 1,125 1,500
Elephant Poachers Level 18 Engage Anarchy OneBossDeadBoss
Week 1 Week 4
Week 2 Week 5
Week 3 Week 6
Inter-league Leaders Loco Marines
(5-1)
Scorch
(5-1)
Call to Arms
Strawberry Diesel Dazzlers
(5-1)
Gladiators
(4-2)
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The Back Page Week 6 Top Performers
The Bum Report By Bryan Crews
318.7
72.9
63.9
41.7 302.5
70.4
63.2
40.5 302.2
There are players in our league who on draft day were seen as gems or a least diamonds in the ruff and have not performed as desired. First of is Derek Anderson. In week six he had fifty six points which is great. But can he continue to put up big points? I think not. That is the best he has done in weeks two and three combined. Next is Ryan Grant. He’s been a little banged up but still has played in every game thus far. He’s just not producing when he gets the ball. My Next victim is Chad Ocho Cinco, Maybe he’s mad that his jersey still days Johnson and thats why he’s not showing up. Your guess is as good as mine. But the fact remains that he only has 93.8 total points this season, which is much less than owners where hoping for out of him. If he focused on the game as much he does showing off and crying about not being happy in Cincy, he would most likely be a top ten receiver. My final player is Kellen Winslow. Which I have to go a little easy on considering his QB is also on the Bum list. In my opinion his undisclosed illness means that he needs to be a little more careful who he takes home at night. Regardless he is not performing like he should. Of course I’m referring to his play on the field. Get your head out of the gutter.
Bums Compared to Last Season 2007 Last Six Weeks Total Points 2008 First Six Weeks Total Points 300
66.4
48.0
39.6 225
Other Notables for Week 6: 150
287 75
280.2
D. Anderson 0 R. Grant C. Ocho Cinco K. Winslow