The Vancougar: September 7, 2009

Washington State University Vancouver’s Student Newspaper

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r. Kandy Robertson, Clinical Associate Professor for the Department of English, has founded a volunteer program with the help of Karen Diller, Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, and its right here on campus! Students now have the opportunity to make a difference in their spare time, helping 5th graders improve their reading skills. “Too often students fall behind in reading, and this puts them at a serious disadvantage as they enter middle school. Government programs help some, but too many students fall through the cracks and face the challenges of middle school underprepared,” said Robertson, who volunteered as a reading tutor at Image Elementary last year. “I worked with a total of 17 students on Fridays and quickly realized that there was more need than one person could handle.” This program offers a unique opportunity for students to volunteer as little as one hour per week, and it is great way for those majoring in Education to fulfill their requirement of 80 community service hours. The idea was conceived by Robertson and Kathleen Keller, principal of Image elementary, after recognizing the need for more volunteers. “We began to talk about what a cadre of volunteers could do to help students,” Robertson notes. The need has always been there, and now WSUV Cougars have the chance to play an important role in the future of our children. If you love working with children, and you would like to make a difference in our community, contact Kandy Robertson at kandy_robertson@ vancouver.wsu.edu or Karen Diller at [email protected]. edu. There are also many other volunteer opportunities on campus. The Civic Engagement program offers projects such as ‘At Home At School,’ ‘Big Brothers Big Sisters,’ ‘Clark County Court Appointed Special Advocate Program,’ Lunch Buddies,’ and ‘Stream Team.’ With each of these programs, students have the chance to help out young students or the environment. This last year, members of Civic Engagement helped plant a garden with ‘at risk’ juveniles, spent their Spring Break completing various community services, and put on a Poverty Banquet to raise awareness of issues at the local and global scale.

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September 7, 2009

Hawaiian BBQ attracts Cougs

Katie Anderson (top) and Joseph Tiegs/The VanCougar

Back-to-school lunch and club fair a two day event Katie Wells

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any would say that with a great event comes food. The back-to-school barbecue proved, in fact, that with food comes a great event. When it comes to students at WSUV, nothing calls to them more than free food. Patrick’s Hawaiian Café once again catered the barbecue and club fair on Sept. 1 and 2. Hosted by ASWSUV, the event was set up as a way to get more students involved in the clubs and organizations around campus. Over 400 students passed through the Firstenburg Fountain region of campus during the two-day event. Students and guests had the opportunity to check out the various clubs that were tabling after dishing up a plate of food. While listening to live music played by acoustic singer and guitarist Brett, the attendees migrated around the many tables set out around the fountain. Clubs ranging from ‘Russell Kirk Society’ to ‘Cougar Pride’ displayed their need for members while passing out brochures, buttons, and even candy. KOUG Radio was able to gather many names of students interested in working there and the Recreation Center had the opportunity to advertise the many events and activities available through

Outdoor soccer photo spread and information page 4

Freshman trip to Merwin Park at Merwin Lake page 8

their office. Peter Sterr, the Director of Legislative Affairs for ASWSUV, talked to students about the lobbying efforts presented by our campus to Congress. Smaller clubs, such as ‘Soccer Juggling’ and ‘Promoting Animal Welfare’ were also given the chance to display their organizations. During the combined four hours of the club fair, there were other activities going on as well. Representatives from the library were gathering their annual ‘ASK’ photographs, Nancy Youlden, Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs, was practicing her hula dancing while sporting a Hawaiian skirt and hat, and a couple students were engineering paper airplanes for a throwing contest. The barbecue and club fair was the largest event on campus since the start of school and leaves only high expectations for events to come. Janine Johnston, Activities Director, played a large part in planning and executing the event. She has been working with ASWSUV since this last summer, but served as her community college’s student body president. For those that were unable to attend the club fair, but still interested in joining a club, there is information regarding all organizations found on the WSUV web site.

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Graffiti-inspired art on display at WSUV

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n exhibit of graffitiinspired artwork is on display at Washington State University Vancouver through Sept. 10. The artwork can be seen in the Administration building gallery and in the second-floor gallery space of the Engineering Life Sciences building. Art collector Nancy Macklin organized the exhibit of graffiti artists for WSU Vancouver. The artists she selected work in a variety of mediums: traditional spray paint, fused glass, mixed media, and pen and ink. Some of the artists used the graffiti tradition of painting words in bold colors and stylized letters. Others used a street-art sensibility in less traditional ways. Macklin chose both professional and emerging artists to be a part of the exhibit. The artists include: Denario Jenkins, Jeremy Nichols and Josue Rodriguez, who show in Portland-area galleries. Richard Jule, Andre Simard and Stacy Smith collaborated on a glass piece and are associated with Bullseye Gallery. Paul Estrada and Jordan Guy are emerging artists from Grant High School. At the close of the graffiti exhibit, Jenkins, Nichols and Rodriguez will be on campus to demonstrate their techniques and paint an original large-scale work of art. The demonstration will be from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. on Sept. 9 at the basketball court on Loop Road. The artists will answer questions and interact with anyone who stops by to watch them work. A DJ from KOUG Radio will entertain at the event over the lunch hour. The final piece will be displayed at the WSU Vancouver community celebration, “Connections 2009” from 4 - 6 p.m. on Sept. 10 in the Firstenburg Student Commons. The demonstration is sponsored, in part, by the Associated Students of Washington State University Vancouver and also by Connections 2009. Some have brought opposition to the event and do not find the artwork ‘morally correct.’ The University and majority of students appears to disagree. The artwork that has been hanging in the VADM Gallery since August has received many positive reviews. For more information about the art demonstration contact Erin Dengerink Madarang, [email protected], or 360-546-9551.

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ASWSUV Senate prepared Looking forward to another year Sally Thrall

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nother year, another chance to start fresh and strong, accomplishing goals that may have been pushed to the side in the past. Or, at least, that is how Robert Chu looks at it. Robert Chu is Chair Pro-tempore of ASWSUV’s senate. As Chair Pro-tempore, Chu’s job is to lead discussion in the senate and preside over meetings. This will be Chu’s second year on the senate. Last year, Chu was a member of the external affairs committee, but was not able to accomplish very much. Chu admits “Last year, the senate was less productive than I would have liked.” This year, Robert Chu has a vision for what the senate will be able to accomplish. “This year we will be providing more services through advocacy, leadership and activities,” Chu quoted from the senate mission statement. Speaking on behalf of the senate, Robert Chu outlined some of the goals the senate has for advocacy, leadership and activities in the upcoming year. Traditionally, the senate has acted as advocates to larger political bodies on behalf of the students of WSUV. In the past, this advocacy mainly focused on the state legislature, and particularly on the Higher Education Coordinating Board. Last year, the senate focused advocacy resources on fighting the proposed tuition increases. This year, the senate plans to continue advocacy at the state level in addition to expanding to the local and federal levels. On the local level, the senate would like to increase involvement by holding

debates for mayoral candidates. On the federal level, the senate hopes to secure more funding from the Free Application for Federal Student Aid (FAFSA). Along with promoting more advocacy, the senate plans to take a more active role in leadership on campus. Chu believes this goal can be accomplished by emphasizing strong internal leadership. Chu plans to increase office hours for senators across the board. All senators will have more guaranteed time where students will be able to see them. Senators in higher leadership roles will have even more office hours. Chu, as the Chair Pro-Tempore, will have the most. Finally, Chu would like to the senate to host more activities for the student body. “[Activities are] not something that the senate has been known for in the past,” Chu said. While specific activities are still in the works, the senate already has some ideas including a volunteer fair and fun run. Chu is also encouraging a lot of student feedback in order to put on programs that students will want to attend. The senate would like to focus on non-traditional students and making programs that they would like to attend. A good idea, considering as Chu said, “The average age on campus is 26.” While the expansion of the senate’s productivity may seem like a lofty goal, Chu does not seem worried. He says he has very high standards. And if everything goes according to plan, maybe those high standards will work in the favor of the students here at WSUV.

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4 SPORTS AND RECREATION

Outdoor Adventurer

Beacon Rock: NW natural playground Jess Davis

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s our small window of summer comes to a close, locals begin to give up on the great Northwest outdoors. Several gloriously sunny days in a row are hard to follow, and many feel bogged down by the impending grey that so defines the greater aspect of our climate. It is too easy to put outdoor sports on the back burner, and students especially, find themselves locked indoors with takeout and stacks of homework for company. Having grown up in the Portland metro area, I realize the tendency to take this region for granted. After years of wondering why everyone else in the nation held the Northwest to such high esteem, I decided to strap on some trail shoes and find out for myself. Whenever the summer offered a mild day, I would pack up and head out to the Washington side of the Columbia River Gorge. In the beginning I did minimal preparation for these impromptu treks. I know now just how lucky I am to have happened upon Beacon Rock as my introduction to outdoor adventure. Having quickly understood the strenuous nature of even a modest hike, I vowed to use the climate, that I have so loathed, to my advantage. Enjoying the outdoors in Washington and Oregon is not reserved for summer time only. In fact, fall semester is a fantastic time to take a breather, and explore the natural wonders around you! While there are countless hikes and climbs throughout the Gorge, Beacon Rock, located just 28.8 miles east of Vancouver, offers a unique opportunity that few other outdoor experiences can offer. This 848 foot-high spire is believed to be the basaltic andesite plug of an ancient volcano, the only piece that survived the ice age Missoula floods while the rest of the mountain was washed away. This second largest monolith in the world is chalk full of history that is neatly

displayed at several locations around the base, and at the summit. During my first visit to Beacon Rock—I’ve been several times since then—I found it hard to tear myself away from the scenery long enough to read the seemingly endless literature, but I would urge any outdoor sportsman to read up on the places that you enjoy. I’ve found that learning only enhances the experience, and helps you to build a respect and reverence for nature. The hiking trail, located only on the west and south faces of the rock, is just short of one mile from trail head to summit. It is composed of almost constant switchbacks, and it provides handrails and smooth surfaces for easy footing. You don’t have to be an experienced hiker to enjoy the rewarding view that extends from Bonneville Dam to Cape Horn. This hike is for anyone, especially those who would like to gain the greatest reward from a fairly minimal input. For those of you looking for a bit more challenge, both physically and mentally, Beacon Rock boasts two faces reserved just for rock climbing. The experienced climber will enjoy the challenges of dihedral rock climbing on the 400foot southern face. The climb is multi-pitch, and technically demanding for even strong climbers, so don’t brave it if you are a novice! There is enough risk in this climb to warn beginners not to use it to practice skills. If you do think you’re ready for this rock, be sure and check out Washington State Parks online before making the trip. Faces close seasonally, and times can vary depending on natural circumstances. Even on the most overcast Vancouver day, you can rest assured that this short trip will be worth your time and effort. For more information on hiking Beacon Rock, visit http://www.portlandhikersfieldguide. org/wiki/Beacon_Rock. For Beacon Rock climbing information, visit http://www. portlandrockclimbs.com/beacon-rock.

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Outdoor soccer draws a large crowd Chau Nguyen

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occer season got its start at WSU Vancouver on Aug. 27. It was 3:30 p.m. and out in the open field, Tim Snyder and Denise Eyerly from the Recreation Office were busy putting together the legal papers while players sat sweating under the 85 degree weather. Next to them was a cart consisting of soccer gear for the players to borrow to reduce the possibility of injuries and many water bottles to quench their thirst. A few people were already there doing some warm-ups. By 3:45 p.m., fifteen people were on the field ready to kick the ball. “This year’s first day of outdoor soccer has been fun and exciting. I am really glad that a lot of people have come and played,” Phillip Ho said with a big smile. “The weather is perfect.” Tim Snyder said, “The first day was good. Quite a few people showed up even though some of them had classes and could not stay for the entire time. We got teams rotating in and out. Teams were even and it was fun.” When being asked about his vision for outdoor soccer this year, Kevin Cervantes said, “I saw a couple of better players, but they are not from WSUV. I think outdoor soccer should be more organized. The effort is definitely there for the staff, but for the size of the school, it is

still not as good as that of other schools.” Phillip Ho is currently a junior who finds joy in playing soccer at WSUV and has been implementing his goal to start a soccer club on campus since spring 2009. “Our plan right now is to practice and know each other better. We will use the outdoor soccer on Thursday as match practice for the club. Due to the winter season coming up, we will play indoor soccer. We also hope to have a friendly match with the Clark College soccer team.” A lot of people are actually excited for the soccer club on the campus, but they do have different expectations. “I would like to have a lot of core people that come every week and play. They should also bring their friends, even those who do not know how to play” said Snyder. “I like how Phil is trying to make soccer more official here. However, the soccer club needs to be well-structured and not cost people a lot of money to join in order to attract them. People’s personal schedules also play an important role in whether they can participate in the club or not” said Cris Canseco who also played last year. The players played until 6:30 p.m., with only a few breaks between. There were not a lot of goals, but the ball definitely moved around the field.

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FEATURE

Burgerville serving booze

Salmon Creek public responding well Danielle Tanner

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f you’re looking for a casual place to eat as well as drink a beer or glass of wine, Burgerville is now an option. A few months ago, the Burgerville in Salmon Creek obtained a liquor license, allowing alcoholic beverages to be served to the public. The only one of its kind in this area, the Salmon Creek location is hoping to attract more customers and improve the overall food experience with new beverage options. The liquor license took about 6 months to obtain, but employees think it was worth the wait. The facility is becoming more of a restaurant than a typical fast food place, attracting more people than before. The new drinks are low in price and there are generous options, with over ten selections of beer and wine (see menu below). The structure of the restaurant is set up differently than any other local Burgerville. There are two registers when you walk in, one for ordering food and the other for ordering alcohol. There is a large area dedicated to booths and large tables with 2 big screen TV’s and a smaller room connected to it with children’s toys and a small play area. With this set-up people will not have to be around the alcohol if they choose not to, and there is a separate area for children and families. What does the public have to say about this change? Team manager David Warwick said the

public has responded very well. This location has seen more business in the evening. It has become another option for fast food and drinks, bringing competition to the typical pizza parlor. In addition to the normal crowd of customers, Warwick noticed the increase of people aged 21-32 coming to the restaurant. Typically large groups of friends go in to eat and grab a drink, not only families. The franchise does limit drinks is 2 per person and check for I.D. Besides the increase in diversity, the overall feeling of the restaurant remains the same. The only noticeable change for the staff is that this location can no longer hire employees under the age of 18. With the development of this kind of eating experience, the management hopes to take it even further by creating specials for friends and family. The restaurant already has a ‘Kids Night’ every Tuesday from 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. When you purchase a basket meal you can get a kids meal for just $1.49. “We plan to get more of a variety of drinks,” Warwick said of drawing in the older crowd. With that, a happy hour or a monthly special may be in the works. Some may want to see some Monday Night Football on the Burgerville big screens. Next time you are looking for a place to eat on your break between classes, remember to check out the Burgerville in Salmon Creek. Even if you don’t want to drink, it’s a great place to dine with your friends or family.

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met Stephanie in front of the library on a sunny Tuesday afternoon. Although she had just come from class, was eager to check out the club fair, and was looking forward to going home and spending some quality time with her family after a hectic day at school, she took the time to let me into her world. From Outrage to Opportunity: After working 12 years at a company, Stephanie got laid off and decided to attend WSU-Vancouver. “I was looking for a job and couldn’t find anything close to the money I was making

unless I had a bachelor’s degree,” said Roche. Roche is a Digital Technology & Culture with an emphasis on Informatics. “I was planning on majoring in computer science, but I needed Calculus 3 and failed it 3 times. It just didn’t work.” After class, Roche spends her time in KOUG radio as a DJ. Stephanie plays old school metal and alternative rock from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. every Wednesday. She will ‘definitely’ be broadcasting KISS, Ozzy Osbourne, Jane’s Addiction, and her all time favorite, Tenacious D, whom she has met twice. She is also a volunteer with the WSUV’s Diversity Film Festival: “Living Out Loud”, a

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celebration of diversity through music in film. Stephanie met her husband of six years at Fort Vancouver High School. It was not until after graduation though, that the sparks flew. Speaking of flying, Stephanie is a firm believer in traveling. “I believe in taking vacations. We go to Las Vegas every year and we are going to Disneyland in May. We took our son to Maui when he was ten months old. I just like traveling. It’s fun.” One thing Stephanie loves as much as traveling would have to be cars. Cars, cars, and more cars. So far, Roche has 18 automobiles, ten of which are Datsun Z’s, including 2 that were imported from Japan with the steering wheel on the right side. “I just think they look really good, get good gas mileage, and are fast,” she said. Her husband’s favorite is a 1963 Impala, and

her four year old son is learning to change the tires on his new ride: a four wheeler. Learning to change is nothing new to Stephanie’s family. They are adapting to a large obstacle in their lives right now. As a professional photographer, Stephanie’s husband relies on his fingers and hands to manipulate the sensitive lenses of his cameras. A form of muscular dystrophy called Charcot–MarieTooth has been gradually deteriorating the nerves in his extremities since high school, affecting his feet, legs, hands, and arms. Right now, he has trouble picking up small objects, standing for long periods, and stumbles while walking. “He’s not going to be able to take pictures much longer so it’s important that I go to school and get a good job,” said Roche of why she is depending on her education at WSUV.

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Campus limiting speech? Letter to the Editor:

The truth behind free speech zone John McNett Staff Writer

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n America, we have the right to free speech, but sometimes need to have a permit to gather in large groups to exercise that right. To some peoples’ surprise, it is the same here at the WSUV campus. In fact, there are limitations on the time, place, and manner in which one can exercise freedom of speech that is protected by the 1st amendment here on campus. According to Lynn Valenter of the Office of Student Involvement, these limitations mostly extend to those who want to distribute flyers, pamphlets, and leaflets or hold demonstrations and rallies. The idea here is that the free speech zones allows the ingress and egress of students to campus buildings without being hassled or blocked by solicitors while simultaneously facilitating the students who want to exercise their rights to free speech under the law. To this end, the university has designated the

area from the cafeteria to the stone wall and all sidewalks adjacent to public roads as free speech zones. The guidelines and laws that govern the creation of free speech zones are found in the Washington Administrative Code (look for the section labeled schools and then Washington State University). At first you might object to placing limits on free speech in any way, but if one considers the opposite side of the coin where intellectual property rights and copyrights are protected by placing some limits on ‘free speech’, then almost certainly we will find people willing to capitulate about rules, regulations, and zones designated for public displays of free speech (PDFS). If you are interested in the Free Speech Zone and want to: 1) modify the areas designated for use as a public forum under the WAC, 2) talk to someone about permission to distribute materials or hold a rally, or 3) inquire further about school policies pertaining to free speech on campus, contact the Office of Student Involvement or the ASWSUV.

“Free speech zones allow the ingress and egress of students to campus buildings without being hassled.”

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Question: “My girlfriend says that our relationship is moving too fast, and I feel the opposite. I’m getting a little frustrated and I don’t know what to do.” -Taylor L.

Answer: Whoa there cowboy! Remember those lonely nights when all you had for company was a vague memory of Jessica Alba in that chick flick you deny ever watching? I suggest that you cling to the thought of those solitary days and cut your girl some slack. At least you have a companion who cares enough about you to make sure she is good and ready to take the next step. We all have needs, just as we all have the ability to fulfill those needs without hurting our loved ones. Relationships are notoriously

The moral sanction of graffiti rather it tells us something important about the moral and thematic vacuity of modern art. What is the harm in naming graffiti as art and then imitating it in the studio? Very simply put, it lends moral sanction to those who deface the property of others with graffiti. Moral sanction is a very powerful idea that gives people a feeling of justification to continue. In the case of those who strive to produce, to build up, to nurture, and to create, moral sanction can create a dynamic environment in which great things can be accomplished. In the case of those who would destroy, enslave, loot, and mooch, moral sanction creates an environment of justification in which the worst sort of catastrophes can result. By glorifying graffiti as art worthy of reproduction, moral sanction is given to the vandals to create even more “art”. They feel they have a justification to adorn any bridge, rail car, or wall because they are contributing works of art to the world. To make matters even worse, when a university then prominently displays and advertises such art, the community and even the state is now complicit in lending such moral sanction to criminals. I would hope that our university would take more time to consider what impacts their choices could have as they make such decisions in the future.

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am particularly disturbed by the display of graffiti art on the WSUV campus this fall. My disturbance is not on a superficial level, meaning that the art itself does not disturb me. The works that are displayed bear a remarkable resemblance to many of those that I have seen out in the greater world. Rather, I am disturbed on a philosophical level. Why, you might ask, does the display of graffiti as art disturb me philosophically? Art is a creative expression of the workings of the subconscious mind. The composition, color palette, and theme are chosen by the artist by inspiration, and that inspiration is a reflection of what the artist values. Therefore, I find it disturbing that any artist would value the word art of vandals enough to be inspired by it. Let me be clear. Those who deface the property of others with media of any type…applied in a manner of any quality…and displaying a theme of any variety are nothing more than criminals with perhaps too much spare time on their hands. While the color palette and composition may be at some levels equivalent to the creations of many works of modern art, it does not lend virtue to the work of the vandals,

difficult, so I suggest you suck it up, and communicate your feelings to your girl in a humble, non-threatening way. In the meantime, use your imagination. You’re a guy, so that shouldn’t be too hard. And just remember: Having a girlfriend these days is like having a job. Just be glad you have one. Have any questions you’d like to ask our resident Sexpert? For a chance to get your inquiries answered in upcoming issues of file:///Volumes/JOE%27S/8-29-09%20(2).htm the VanCougar, contact Dr. D. at vancoug@ vancouver.wsu.edu

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2. Two detectives from different countries have to rescue an 11 year old Chinese girl. (2 words 4. A bumbling spy goes up against the evil organization KAOS (2 words) 7. The misadventures of two best friends returning a briefcase (3 words)

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Cougs at Merwin Park

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nly six freshmen went on the trip, but those who came said it was a good experience. Like last year, after the two-day mandatory freshman orientation, freshmen were invited to go on the Annual Freshman Trip at Lake Merwin Park in Woodland, WA. The trip was free. The food, Subway, snacks, and drinks, were provided. A very small number of freshmen showed up, probably due to the fact that they were exhausted after the orientation. However, the experience was fun enough to leave a special, fond memory in those that attended. “It was a good one-on-one time trip. I felt really good that I got to know more people individually,” said Evan Moriwaki. The school bus left the campus at 10:30 a.m. and got to the park at around 11:00 a.m. Those on the bus were surprised when the ambassadors and people from the Recreation Office who drove themselves to the park ran toward the bus and greeted them with cheers and smiles. The day began with games. The Recreation Office, according to those that went, did a good job in putting together many well-organized games and activities such as relays, civil war, human fuse ball, conquering kingdom, football, slack-lining, and swimming. Brandi Ward said, “I like to play football, swim, and play many other games. It was fun and I feel more welcome as a freshman after going to the trip.”

“I like how everything was set up. Everything worked well together. All the activities felt relevant. The trip was so fun that it did not feel like there were not many freshmen attending,” said Moriwaki Much of the fun experience the freshmen had on the trip was thanks to the help of the Recreation Office and the ambassadors, Bret Davis, Sierra Harris, Kerry Mraz, and Mason O’Lennick. It took Denise Eyerly about a week to plan for the trip, with the help of Tim Snyder and Neil Gregory. “It did take some time to put everything together. However, we had less work to do because we had the ideas from last year. Tim and I planned for the food, while Neil worked on the games,” said Eyerly. Mason O’Lennick, the head ambassador who volunteered to help with the trip, shared some of his favorite moments. “I am very glad that I went. I thought it was really great to have an opportunity to meet some of the new freshmen. The Recreation Office put on a great series of activities. I really enjoyed slack lining with Nick Ferderer, the Student Body President,” said O’Lennick. O’Lennick said, of what he took with him the most, “The trip was the start of some great and genuine friendships.” Moriwaki had a different insight. “I feel more comfortable around people in general at a new school. And it makes me think of becoming an ambassador in the future,” he said.

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Anthropology Club Amy Thielen

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tudents, professors, and community members of the River Cities Anthropological Society (RCAS) are getting together this year to stimulate interest in the study of anthropology. Notably, one does not need to be an anthropology major to join the club. Anyone simply interested in the study of anthropology is encouraged to join the RCAS. To RCAS President Dave Harriman, “The club’s purpose is to promote involvement within the discipline of anthropology both on and off campus. Also, the purpose is to promote the understanding and acceptance of cross-cultural differences.” For Harriman, a senior anthropology major, joining the club was an ideal fit. “I wanted to join the club because I am extremely interested in the study of anthropology and everything it has to offer. I wanted to get involved because I plan to go to graduate school and being in the club helps me to grow in the study of anthropology,” he said. Both Harriman and RCAS Vice President Shelly Vincent are looking forward to planning events for the club for the upcoming year. Harriman described several of the events RCAS is planning, including guest lecturers related to the field of anthropology, field trips, and cultural events at WSUV related to the study of

anthropology. Additionally, RCAS hopes to collaborate with other WSUV clubs to sponsor cultural events. One idea Harriman and Vincent are especially excited about is the prospect of starting a monthly newsletter called the “River Cities Anthropological Mini-Zine.” This mini-magazine would be sent by mail to anyone wishing to receive it and will feature anthropological studies and the experiences of WSUV anthropology students. Importantly, if the club receives funding, club members also hope to attend the annual American Anthropological Association (AAA) conference. This year’s meeting will be held in Philadelphia, PA from Dec. 2 to 6 and includes speakers from around the world giving presentations about their personal interests and research in anthropology. One of the benefits of joining the club is the chance members get to interact with guest speakers and professors on a one-on-one basis. Harriman said, “I like going to the Hazel Dell Brewpub with others after lectures and events because it is a good way to get to know guest speakers and others involved in anthropology over a pint of tasty, local brew.” Anyone interested in joining RCAS is welcome to contact [email protected]. If students would like to receive the “River Cities Anthropological Mini-Zine” by mail, they can contact david.harriman@ email.wsu.edu.

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THE COUG MEDIA REVIEW Veckatimest

Life of Pi

Funny People

Artist- Grizzly Bear Label- Warp Records,

Author- Yann Martel Publisher- Harcourt, Inc.

Starring- Adam Sandler, Seth Rogan, Directed By- Judd Apatow

College radio favorite, and Brooklyn natives, Grizzly Bear released their third full-length studio album this year. Debuting at #8 on the US Billboard Charts, Veckatimest sold 33,000 copies in its first week. A huge accomplishment for a band who’s style has been described as psychedelic rock, folk rock, and even freak-folk. Indie music has come a long way in the past few years, and when you hear albums like Veckatimest flaunting the artist’s creative freedom, it’s hard not to understand why. This album is the kind that you pop in for the first time, and warm to instantly. The journey through each song is unpredictable. One minute its pastoral harmonies that rival local band Fleet Foxes, and the next its hook driven power-pop as found in the new single “Two Weeks.” There are moments that feel Bowie inspired, and definite moments that recall 60’s folk fusion. For some easy entertainment, try this album on for size.

Here is a story so outrageous that one would question any writer’s ability to make his reader believe, and Yann Martel demonstrates this ability effortlessly. Life of Pi is the WSUV read for the term, and it will not disappoint those readers diligent enough to make it through the slower introductory chapters. The story can be interpreted to mean many things depending on one’s perspective. There are strong spiritual and philosophical themes that balance ideas on religion, culture, strength, perseverance, growth, and survival. The first section of the story ends when Pi and his family are traveling to a new country. With an abrupt statement “The ship sank,” the entire story shifts into a magically descriptive world on the water, with only Pi and a Bengal tiger adrift on a lifeboat. You do not have to be an avid reader to enjoy this award winning, critically acclaimed tale.

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From a yellow spiral notebook, A tornado of words, blotted out A single frayed page torn coil by metal coil The ruffle for emotion, a delicate garment Folded twice and stored with pride in her left jean pocket A greasy patterned finger adorns the corner And greets curious bystanders like a damsel in the rain Tears masked by disregarded sentiments Carried on, breath heavy with garlic and tomatoes Dizzy from those fermented grapes, their last meal He plucked the purple orbs from their mangled vine one by one And contemplated how similar they were to the flecks in her eyes Pluck. She loves me. Pluck. Not. Not. Knot. Knot. His own coarse laughter caused the birds to ruffle their feathers And cry. They flew upward with the autumn wind Carrying the golden leaves with them.

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It was not long after the release of this summer’s number one dramedy that mixed reviews came flooding in. There was a high expectation from a film that had Director Judd Apatow’s name on it. Having had great success directing two unforgettable comedies (40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up), and reaching a large range of audiences, Apatow had his work cut out for him. Funny People is equally relatable in comparison to his other films. Unfortunately it has length working against it, clocking in just under three hours. While Apatow’s adult audiences are seemingly delighted by the meandering plot and its reflection on life, death, and the nature of marital bonds, his younger audiences seem to noticed the inconsistency in crude humor that so characterizes the director’s films. If anything, this film caters to a more mature audience, but taking care not to get too serious. The work was a modest success despite its slight departure from full fledge comedy.

Club review: Pop Culture

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op Culture is no longer just something you hear about in a sociology class. Moxie’s has changed its name to Pop Culture and it is turning out to be the Vancouver hot spot for those who like Christian rock music. A crowd of more than 50 turned out on Aug. 28 to rock out to several bands. The list of performers included local favorites, The New Divide and Ember City, as well as Renè Velarde from Salinas, California and Emerson Hope all the way from Australia. Both Renè Velarde and NW Noise’s performances were met with high praise. “It is really cool to hear these bands that I didn’t even know were here,” said Leiah Noack. The drummer of The New Divide, Aaron Ziesemer, commented, “I love the music of Emerson Hope. They have a very unique sound that is such a delight to listen to.” Each of the bands brought to the concert their own distinctive sound and style to entertain the excited audience. Emerson Hope started up the concert with their new song “If You Were a Witch.” Their hard rock style quickly brought the energy level up as the audience jumped to the beat of the music. This energy continued through Renè Velarde’s performance, despite the more acoustic feel to their songs. The last two bands were the most well received. Both Ember City and The New Divide continued with the hard rock feel that

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kicked off the night. The energy in the audience peaked when Ember City began performing, and people began to sing along with the music. Though many left at the conclusion of the set, the enthusiasm of the audience stayed strong as The New Divide took the stage. They kept the audience excited, interacting and incorporating hand motions for the audience to mimic. Pop Culture has been in business for over three years under the Moxie’s title. With its large assortment of vintage sodas the store has quickly become a popular site in Downtown Vancouver. The selection includes current favorites, such as Coke and Sprite, as well as classics like Big Red. “It is a very safe venue for families to come and enjoy themselves,” stated David Brashler, the youth pastor for Living Water Community Church. “I really like the feel of Pop Culture because it is a good place for us music lovers to hang out” said Keilah Zschomler, one of the concert attendees. Pop Culture is open for business Thursday through Saturday from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.. The address is 1929 Main St. Vancouver, WA 98660.

student, Mista Fer-Ris: What can one say, the guy is pure awesome. Wearing a mask of paper, this dark reminder of his first day haze doubles as a perfect metaphor describing this mysterious DJ. Spilling a plethora of gnarly tunes ranging from alternative, hip-hop, pop, classic rock, and a pinch of country, his selection is sure to give you an eargasm you’ll never forget. “I chose to be on KOUG radio because it allows me to still be involved with the school, even though I am not really a student here.” He can be counted on to be a great and

powerful influence on others. Consider yourself lucky if you are granted the opportunity to knock on his door. Extracting his opinions and musical interests is a great and sacred privilege. His favorite music genre in would have to be Alternative/grunge, with just a pinch of underground hip-hop. That’s not to say that The Beatles aren’t in his top picks. If you would like to hear Mista Fer-Ris live, catch his show every Thursday night at 10 p.m. on KOUG Radio. If requests for songs arise, you can find Mista Fer-Ris on Facebook. com/FerrisB.

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Local sustainable artwork The new beauty of antique windows Jess Davis

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t is around 5 p.m. on a Wednesday, and I’m driving through East Vancouver in search of one particular residence. The last glimpse of summer sun is burning hot into my eyes, propelling me forward with urgency. I pass countless cinder block walls that are meant for soundproofing neighborhoods, and find my turn. At the edge of the city, where residential and commercial developing has temporarily ceased, there are numerous farms and dairies, bits of property scattered between a pressing suburbia. The entrance to this particular development opens into a familiar scene of repetition, Vancouver track housing at its best. I can’t help but wonder at the unusual location of such a forward thinking, artistic individual. Then, not two identical houses in, there it is. A skygrey colored two-story, towering between two ranch style homes. The front yard is bursting, flowers overflowing every inch of the garden, vines wrapping their way through railings and cracks in the awning. There are two white, antique windows hanging from the porch, glinting with the translucent color of objects that were once destined for the nearest landfill. It is welcoming and warm, and an anomaly within a predictable setting. Now this made sense. I am greeted by local artist Charlene Crawford, who seems to instinctively groom and tidy the garden as we walk, never missing a beat. She wastes no time in sharing with me the many creations that fill her home, garage, and outdoor spaces. “Windows” she smiles, as if knowing something that nobody else knows. I immediately notice the extremely unique quality in each piece. Crawford does not seem to limit herself, subconsciously or purposefully, to any one style. Her pieces range from that which could be found in a Renaissance novel to Asian inspired with a modern twist, most of which feature a functional quality. Many windows double as coat/umbrella/object hangers, with vintage knobs and hooks attached to the bottom corners, and some pieces even incorporate flower pots and vases, evidence of her passion for gardening and a nod to her idol, Claude Monet. “There is beauty in functionality” Crawford says. “I wanted to create something that could beautify a space while serving a purpose.” She has created a few pieces that make use of natural elements such as fall leaves, and even baby coconuts gathered in the Hawaiian Islands. This

group of art is the kind that twenty and thirtysomethings of Northeast Portland gush over. “I’m a gatherer. I am constantly looking down for objects that can be used in my art.” Crawford admits. Her preoccupation with noticing every possible creative contribution is evident as she points to a pile of odds and ends salvaged from demolished buildings. Crawford, a Northwest native found an interest in art early on in life. “I started showing artistic interest in middle school. I was really inspired by a Battleground high school teacher, Ms. Empie. She took some of my oil paintings up to a Seattle museum along with some other student art. I became more interested in art when someone took an interest in what I was doing.” Like many artists, she is reluctant to praise her own work. She is a steadfast perfectionist, demonstrating an attention to detail that is found in today’s most driven business executives. This humble, yet borderline depreciative quality seems to fuel the perfection and soundness in each piece. It is clear that a great deal of thought and planning must go into working with such a delicate canvas. “The process takes at least a week. The most difficult and time consuming part is preparing the windows.” As the evening progressed, I was drawn to a particular piece that used a window as the frame for another artist’s print. Crawford explained that her windows could be used as frames. She was open and enthusiastic about the potential to customize anything using recycled and reused materials. “I can create a piece that represents an individual or a family. They make great wedding gifts when combining names, dates, photos, and personal items. The possibilities are endless when it comes to customizing pieces.” It is the kind of art that is easy to enjoy. It makes a statement through the very materials it is composed of rather than using content or loud color. The artist herself is open and honest about what drives her creativity. She is committed to the idea that anything can be made into something. When she is not gathering or preparing for a new piece, she is finding ways to beautify her own life and the lives of those around her through sustainable creation. A few hours later, I left satisfied and enlightened. My car weighted down by impromptu purchases of windows I couldn’t just leave there. I was proud to do my small part in supporting sustainable living through a local female artist.

“The is beauty in functionality... I wanted to create something that could beautify a space while serving a purpose” - Charlene Crawford

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Poor Students. I repeat: Attention Cheap/Broke Students. Is your bank account in the double digits? Do you shop exclusively in the Bargain a.k.a. Decaying Bin of your local chain supermarket? Have your friends stopped calling because they’re tired of smoking you out? Are you this close (my index and thumb are very close together yet not quite touching), to plotting out a map of area pay phones (or what’s left of them) because your parents are “sick and tired” of paying your cell bill again? Well then, my poor dears, you are in luck! Because this new column is dedicated to you. Free Coug is a listing of area events and all around fun stuff to do for free (or else What: Movie Where: Rusty Grape Vineyard 16712 NE 219th St. Battle Ground, WA When: Friday September 11 Time: Dusk Cost: FREE

While the theatre is a winery, you don’t have to be 21 to enjoy this free showing of “Wizard of Oz.” Okay, I know you’ve seen it, but when was the last time? And when did you view it at with a bottle of wine that was made at the very same place where you are watching the film? Hmmm? Yea, thought so.

What: Festival Where: Esther Short Park, Downtown Vancouver When: Saturday September 12 Time: 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Cost: FREE

The sixth annual Vancouver Peace and Justice Fair is dedicated to helping you find ways to further your commitment to peace and justice, because of course, that’s what you’re committed to, you peaceful person you. I mean, isn’t everyone? Well, whether or not we get around to that worldwide peace and justice commitment survey, there is still a pretty sweet party going on that includes entertainment like strolling actors, exhibits, and kids activities.

What: Lecture Where: The Cathlapotle Plankhouse Ridgefield National Wildlife Refuge www.plankhouse.org When: Sunday September 13, Time: Noon to 4 p.m. Cost: FREE

The Cathlapotle Plankhouse is rather hard to sound out if you’re a lazy reader and like to skim. Like me, you probably read it as Cathy Pot Playhouse or something the first time through. But I urge you to get it right because it’s really quite a cool place: a full scale Chinookan-style cedar plankhouse with relevant cool stuff in it that will bring you right back to the days when Native Americans ruled present day Vancouver and Lewis and Clark were shaking in their boots at the magnificent sight of this large, warm, dry, and colorful building. On this particular day, educators will lecture about new research from the latest excavations, meaning you could be the one of the first to lay eyes on really cool, really old, and probably really dirty archaeological stuff.

What: Movie Where: Rusty Grape Vineyard 16712 NE 219th St. Battle Ground, WA When: Friday September 18 Time: Dusk Cost: FREE

Another free movie! “Pretty in Pink” is a 1986 comedy/romance/drama about teenage love in a typical American High School. If you’re like me and never had a desire to see it, maybe some homemade, local wine will be the final shove.

What: Lecture Where: Vancouver Community Library 1007 East Mill Plain Blvd. When: Saturday September 19 Time: Noon to 2 p.m. Cost: FREE

The title of this presentation is “Yes We Can! Preserving Foods”, and as you may guess, it’s all about canning. Find out how to enjoy your garden’s harvest year round with information on how to make jams, jellies, fruit and veggie salsas, pickles, and other foods that can be preserved in your pantry.

What: Festival Where: Fort Vancouver Parade Ground When: Saturday September 19 Time: 7:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Cost: FREE

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so cheap that fund-raising will only require a short shuffle through the couch cushions). And yes, while I’m well aware that there are infinite free activities, museums, lush gardens and plush libraries to stroll through, I am limiting the cheap choices to Vancouver and surrounding Washington towns for numerous reasons. One of which is that it costs money in gas (or food fuel if you are on foot) to head down to Portland, and another being the fact that I enjoy finding interesting and low cost, fun memories here. And being the adventure type person that I am, I want a challenge! I ENJOY searching high and low for free stuff in Vancouver, and trust me, it is most definitely a challenge. So here you are: the free fruits of my free labor.

The Celebrate Freedom Festival is a gathering dedicated to honoring all those who have served our country while wearing a uniform. Army folks, postmen and women, firefighters, fast food employees, you name it. At noon is the community festival with family friendly activities, food, equipment displays, living history re-enactors, and army artifacts. But the real reason to attend is taking place ridiculously early: at 7:30 a.m. (!), there will be a FREE Pancake Breakfast. That’s right, FREE PANCAKES at 7:30 in the morning. I know it seems like pancakes go much better at 7:30 in the evening but beggars can’t be choosers.

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Accommodating students

Services help almost 60 at WSUV Rup Brar

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n Aug. 28, 2009, WSUV held the annual convocation, welcoming back the faculty and staff for the upcoming year. Every year, convocation focuses on a set theme addressing the needs of the WSUV population. Last year, Student Involvement was chosen. This year, the convocation highlighted the Disability Services on campus. This theme was chosen by Randy Boose, the HR director who organized the event with the collaboration of the Diversity Council. At the event, Chancellor Dengerink gave his annual “State of the Campus” address, where he discussed the recent happenings of the University. Chancellor Dengerink spoke about the state’s educational budget cuts and the effect they had on the inner workings of the University and its future plans. He also informed the crowd about the recent Swine Flu outbreaks in Pullman, and asked to take necessary precautions to keep our community safe. In addition, Chancellor Dengerink had some good news for the crowd. Even through tough economic times, WSUV has managed to add two new buildings to its campus: the Undergraduate Classroom Building, which opened this fall, and the Applied Technology Building, which will open its door to students in 2011. These buildings will help serve the growing Cougar population. Following the Chancellor’s address, new ASWSUV president Nick Ferderer presented his plans for the upcoming year. President Ferderer stated that he plans to stand firmly behind his campaign promises. Leadership, Communication, and Sustainability were at the heart of his campaign, and he plans to enforce these principles through his work. One new event that he implemented and is enthusiastically promoting is the “PB&J Club”. This peanut butter and jelly club will hold biweekly meetings where students will have a chance to share their thoughts and concerns with ASWSUV

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and administration regarding the University as well as meet a featured school administrator, all while enjoying a bite of delicious sandwiches. President Ferderer mentioned that PB&J will be the perfect ingredient to open a dialogue between these two very important entities on our campus. This year’s convocation strived to raise awareness about the diverse population within WSUV and especially focused on students with disabilities. Therefore, the keynote speaker of the day was the Director of Disabilities Resource Center, David Owens. Owens discussed WSU’s commitment to serve the needs of all students, including students with disabilities. Sally Dost, WSUV Disability Program Coordinator, further emphasized Owens’ point, while presenting the disability services offered on this Campus. Dost also arranged a student panel for discussion. The student panel provided insight into the everyday experiences and challenges faced by students with disabilities. The panel also made recommendations to the Disability Services Department. The WSUV Disability Services currently serve around 60 students, with diverse needs for accommodations. Services such as testing accommodation, alternative prints, ASL translators, note taking services, and disability identification are all part of Dost’s daily agenda. Dost mentioned that WSUV provides a very welcoming environment to students needing special accommodations, but there are still students who do not seek the provided services. There are many students who have hidden disabilities or who do not even realize that services available on campus. Dost stated that there is a need for awareness of the challenges faced by students with disabilities. It is an issue that is often overlooked. In the future, Dost plans to become the advisor to newborn Student with Disabilities Club. Any student seeking accommodations can contact the Disability Services office located in the Student Resource Center.

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Hollywood D.C.?

One writer’s opinion on politics Randeep Shergill

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ith last year’s presidential election, one thing was evident: politicians were the new Hollywood stars. From appearances on Saturday Night Live to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, the question arises, when did the line between Hollywood and Washington become so blurred? It isn’t anything new to have celebrity endorsements when campaigning, but the 2008 election went above and beyond anything we’ve ever seen before. We first saw Senator Obama on Oprah Winfrey’s show promoting his book “The Audacity of Hope.” His appearance on Oprah, the most influential woman of our time, catapulted Barack Obama into his own celebrity. What was to follow was a 24 hour Obama channel, Obama t-shirts, Twitter and Facebook pages, appearance on The Tonight Show and finally, Obama Girl. The shift into this new celebrity may have started in 1961 with the election of John F. Kennedy, the charismatic, young president whose image was more aligned with those of movie stars than with politicians. With a wife known for being a fashion icon and the First Family appearing in numerous, popular magazine spreads; it’s easy to see where the transition into stardom began. Twenty years later in 1981, we elected an actual movie star, Ronald Reagan, and First Lady, actress Nancy Davis. This started a trend in Hollywood crossing over into politics. Initially, entering politics meant you had experience, worked your way up, all the while gaining knowledge of local legislature. Today it means, cough up the money to run for Senator and you’re in. It’s been back and forth between the two worlds. We’ve had comedian Al Franken in the Senate, former wrestler Jesse Ventura as governor, and singer Sonny Bono in the House of Representatives. Then we’ve seen former mayor of Cincinnati, Jerry Springer host his notorious talk show, and Senator Fred

Thompson cast as District Attorney Arthur Branch on Law & Order. When presidential candidate Bill Clinton appeared on The Arsenio Hall Show playing Heartbreak Hotel on the saxophone, it boosted his popularity with minorities and younger voters. The rock star of all presidents, Clinton obviously knew how to have a good time. But even Clinton didn’t have the star studded inauguration that Obama enjoyed. Complete with a fashion show, hip hop concert, children’s evening concert and luncheon, it was three days of pure entertainment. Beyonce, U2, Bruce Springstein, Usher, Shakira, Sheryl Crow, Miley Cyrus, and LL Cool J, among others, all performed. In 2008 we came across the best TV we’ve had in a long time. Saturday Night Live couldn’t have created a better character without Sarah Palin. Referencing the vice presidential candidate’s good looks and her proximity to Russia quote, the jokes were endless. Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin character propelled SNL’s ratings, with her striking resemblance and witty dialogue: “Every morning when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. If they are, you gotta ask them, ‘What are you doing here?’ If they can’t give you a good reason it’s our responsibility to say, ‘Shoo, get back over there,’” Television host Jon Stewart joked “When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.” These days, California has “The Governator” and Arizona’s senator is a “Maverick.” There are, however, benefits when the lines distort between politics and entertainment. Young people are more aware of political issues, fueling involvement in causes and letting their voice be heard. Young voters came out in record numbers; the largest turnout since the 1960s. But when a respectable politician like John McCain feuds with the likes of Paris Hilton, we have to ask, have we gone too far?

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Jenny Tran “...and Grey.”

Lakisha Dillinger “...Think Red.” Abe Robles “...Be Grey?”

Steffen Silvis “...and Grey.” Kimber-Lee Borja “...Go Green!”

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woke up this morning sick and sleep deprived. This was due in great part to a ridiculously overbooked schedule, and a carefully honed talent for procrastination. I woke up this morning knowing there was an excellent chance that I could feel no worse than I already did, and I was oddly comforted by this. Halfway into my front yard in search of the morning newspaper, I found myself paralyzed; back hunched, hand extended, unable to move for what seemed like far too long. My nostrils burned with the putrid smell of what I knew had just taken place. Mustering up the courage, I cast a half-glance toward my bare feet, one of which was (as I had suspected) planted squarely in a steaming pile of canine feces. I instinctively remove myself from the “situation,” and leap a few extra steps as if the all too familiar present stuck to my foot were alive and out to get me. Like any decent suburban neighbor, I spend just enough time in my front yard to keep it acceptably groomed, and each time I venture into the flower bed or onto the lawn I can count on the presence of a special surprise left just for me, courtesy of my friendly neighborhood pet owners and their oh so adorable mutts. In fact, I was actually present for the giving of one particular gift. A man walks next to my yard, dog on leash. Man smiles patiently, while dog relentlessly sniffs the tulips. Dog proceeds to conduct his business on said tulips. Man gives dog swift but gentle pat on the head. Both parties walk silently away, guilt free…oblivious even! All the while I am crouched not ten feet away, stunned with fury. Who does this? He could not have seen me, and even so, he is trotting a sizable living creature through a suburban neighborhood, in broad daylight, smiling as he watches the damn think squeeze one out on people’s lawns! What the hell?! Over the course of several months I found more evidence of this type of behavior. Having witnessed the actual moment of reckoning just that one time, I could only visualize that specific dog and his specific owner. The man was stocky. Shirt sleeves hand torn to create the type of muscle shirt no one wants to see on a man that size. Camouflage hat was broken in just right and proudly advertising something in relation to guns, ammo, or both. I cannot remember his pants as my eye was drawn to his furry friend, but I can only imagine that they must have been Carharts, or maybe sweatpants…yeah, that would have completed the package alright. I cannot help but lump him, and consequently every Vancouver pet owner, into a stereotype. In his case it is the Coors guzzling, redneck, “Joe Six Pack” that we all got uncomfortably familiar with during the last election. In my miffed state I found myself checking out all pet owners (dog owners especially), and I lost hope when the only other extreme seemed to be the guy or gal who treated their dog like their child, their own flesh and blood. You know the type. Photos on the mantle, regular doggy spa visits (complete with pedicure), play dates scheduled with doggy friend. Come on people! If you have the resources to treat your pets like royalty, then you certainly have the resources to clean up after them. They are dogs for Christ sake! And they are pooping all over my stuff! I am beginning to understand why people hate animals. It is simply a misguided rage for the irresponsibility of the poor pet’s unforgivably ignorant and careless owners. It was not long until I was fantasizing about yard signs that would read “Danger! Poison pepperoni! Fatal to dogs.” Maybe something less threatening like “Your dog is adorable…when it’s not taking a dump on my property!” Then, as the piles increased and diversified I began to consider a friendly neighborhood flyer that would calmly explain my commitment to visiting every culprit’s home with the intention of letting my young children pop a squat on their turf. I mean, if these people let their doggy children do it, why can’t my kids? Hell, I might even do it myself if it means avoiding another morning that begins with my bare foot planted in dog crap. So please, if you have a dog, take the time to clean up after it does its duty. Otherwise, there is a good chance that you will look out the window one day and find a milky white, bare bum staring right back at you.

Kristine Olson: A larger view people. “Traditional psychology If you started checking out Sigmund Freud ofhas helping been based on European and white North

books from the public library when you were in the seventh grade, as Kristine Olson did, a natural career choice might be psychology. She has always been looking for the universals---and the differences---in human behavior. “I’m fascinated by how people process information,” she says. “But I don’t go around analyzing everyone.” Kristine, a PhD student at WSUV’s psychology department, is working in Industrial/ Organizational Psychology. She started with a B.A. in philosophy from the University of California at Santa Barbara, and then went about as far away from home as possible, to Minnesota, to work as a behavior analyst. From there, Kristine went to Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff to earn her M.A. in psychology. She’d wanted to work with disabled people, but her research at NAU got her started researching how people balance their personal lives with their corporate lives. Her current research follows along the same lines. Earning a Master’s degree at NAU, where there is no PhD in psychology, gave her the flexibility to figure out what she wanted to do before committing to a PhD program. To choose a program, she researched psychology departments throughout the country, finally applying to only four of them. She chose WSUV because of the research of her adviser, Dr. Armando Estrada, whose work focuses on discrimination and prejudice. “I’ve come from living all over the country for the research and faculty here at WSUV,” Kristine says. “My high school was about this size! NAU was about 10 times larger than this campus. But here we get more time with the professors. And I like the diversity, being able to work with people with families as well as more traditional college students.” Describing her field of study, Kristine says it’s a business application of psychology, “what an organization can do to help its employees be more effective, focusing on teamwork and leadership, how to balance work and home life. “It might be called the ecology of business,” she explains. “As in an ecological model, there are a lot of different interactions at many levels. “Also, it’s the type of psychology where you can actually get a job when you graduate. A lot of our classes are with MBA students, so we’re learning about organizational structure and business interactions. “So the job possibilities are diverse, from working in a clinic, being a professor, or becoming a consultant. And with this degree you can actually make some money.” Just as importantly, Kristine likes this way

American stereotypes,” she points out. “But this organizational approach helps the everyday person, the under served, minorities, single moms, orphans, all those people who don’t fit the old model. “So, although we don’t sit down and talk to people one on one and try to fix them, we take a global view. We use statistics and organizational models to understand how people work together and what will help them do it better.” For undergrads considering graduate school in psychology, Kristine says, “You’ve got to love statistics and research methods. Enjoy the science of it. And get experience working with some of the professors on campus. Go to their Web site to learn about their research, and then ask them if there’s something you can do. “Grad school in psychology is very competitive. You have to have a high GPA. Start studying for the GRE now. But, after that, it’s going to come down to letters of recommendation from your professors.” WSUV Psychology Department: http://www.vancouver.wsu. edu/programs/psych/node/61

Kristine Olson: Quick Profile Most influential author: Sigmund Freud Favorite place to live: Minnesota Favorite sport: Professional baseball Favorite baseball team: Minnesota Twins Favorite vacation activity: Travel---to anywhere Some favorite books: Memoirs of a Geisha, by Arthur Golden (1997); Man’s Search for Meaning, by Viktor Frankl (1956), and Plato’s writings (around 400 BCE). Some favorite musicians: Morrissey and Coldplay Philosophy of life: Honesty, integrity, and a good work ethic are essential. Your reputation precedes you. Advice: Be committed. Be present. Focus on your degree. Don’t worry if you don’t fit the mold, but follow your own goals. Then, be prepared and keep your mind open, because you never know when opportunity will come.

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Just be glad it didn’t work out. Working out, in this case, would have been far worse. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

Virgo’s Love Compatibility Taurus

These two signs have the amazing ability to communicate with one another. They will provide each other with exactly what the other needs; whether in the financial, emotional, or sexual aspects of the relationship. You couldn’t find a better match for a Virgo.

Scorpio

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Yes, it’s a crazy idea, but if there’s anyone who can make it work, it’s you. And, no, not because you’re crazier than a junebug (though you are, and you know it.) Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If they had it here, you wouldn’t want it. It’s that simple. Try wanting something you can actually achieve. Know what I mean? Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Yes, your time will come. Probably around mid-semester. You’ll be studying for a midterm, and all of a sudden, you’ll know. It will be time.

Virgo finds a great friend and lover in the Scorpio. The deep friendship that these two have is the bond that holds them together.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You may not have realized you had any questions, but you do, and here’s the answer to the most important one: (No, it’s not 42.) Look under the compost pile.

Madame L answers your questions:

Taurus (April 20-May 20): And now, to answer your question with two of my own: What made you think that would work, anyway? What were you thinking of?

Virgo (August 23-Sept. 22): Dude. What kind of question is that? Yes, I do know the answer, but I’m not going to tell you. That’s the kind of question you should only ask your mom. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t wait another minute. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for. Go for it. Jump all over it. Attack it with vigor. And then get a good night’s sleep. Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Of course you need to do the whole assignment! Even if you know the prof isn’t going to read the whole thing, do it. Why? Do it for yourself.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): You’ve signed up for five classes, and you’ve got to drop one of them. Yes, that’s the answer. You didn’t think I was going to tell you which one, did you? Cancer (June 22-July 22): If beauty were really only skin deep, you wouldn’t be asking this question. That said, you think you already know the answer, and you’re right. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22):So you want to know where love is. Well, love is right here, bay-bee. It’s in your heart, waiting for you to set it free. Or something like that. Madame L

Staff Astrologist

The US should legalize Cannabis immediately

The Passing of Two Men and what it tells us about our Culture United States. The plan was to discredit the A year ago, I would have laughed if the then very popular President Reagan, reducing someone had told me that Michael Jackson would be mourned by millions of people and reverently remembered for months by the media. It would have seemed impossible at the time. How could a nation devote the front of practically every newspaper and magazine to a disturbing child molester? How could the memory of a monster bring tears to millions of American eyes? And yet this is precisely what we have beheld in the aftermath of Jackson’s unexpected demise. This incredible spilling of grief goes far beyond the usual fascination people have for celebrities. A bizarre blind awe seems to have consumed Jackson’s fans, allowing them to ignore- or even glory inhis strange side. The last few weeks has seen national mourning of a celebrity of the political arenaSenator Ted Kennedy. Very few in the media has had ill to say of “The Lion of the Senate,” speaking fondly of his likable personality, his long fight for civil rights and his perseverance in the 80s against conservative policies. The praises have come thick and fast. He is well on his way to being canonized as one of the great men of the 20th century. Alas, this canonization of Senator Kennedy is nearly as remarkable as the revolting idolization of Jackson. In the 1990s, a 1983 KGB memo between the head of the KGB and his superior, General Secretary Yuri Andopov, was made public. The memo dealt with a secret offer Senator Kennedy had made to the Kremlin to help discredit President Reagan’s military expansion policy towards the Soviet Union. Kennedy’s plan was two part. First, he would be invited to Moscow. During this visit, he would be able to help the Kremlin come up with the best answers to the concerns Americans had about nuclear disarmament. The second part was to arrange huge numbers of televised interviews with Soviet officials in

his chances of winning the election in 1984. This might easily be interpreted as an act of treason by the late senator, made all the more repugnant by the secrecy in which it was done. Moreover, it shows that Kennedy was willing to ally himself with a regime that had murdered 62 million people to advance his political ends. And yet the media will not mention this extraordinary memo despite the fact that they are well aware of it. The memo appeared in the London Times in 1992, but since then it has hardly been mentioned by the mainstream media. But this is only one of the skeletons in Senator Kennedy’s closet. In 1969, Senator Kennedy ran his speeding car off a bridge into a tidal channel on Chappaquiddick Island. Inside the car was Mary Jo Kopechne, a girl the married senator had picked up at a party that evening. The senator made it to safety but left Ms. Kopechne underwater in the car. Moreover, he didn’t call emergency personnel. If he had, Kopechne might have survived. It is suspected that it could have taken the car as long as 5 hours to fill with water: a horrible way to die. Only when the car and body were found did Kennedy reveal that he had been the driver of the car. Only excellent political connections kept him from going to jail. According to Kennedy’s close friend Ed Klein, the late senator liked to hear jokes about Chappaquiddick. One can only call such a sense of humor revolting. None of this is news. It is a matter of record. I’m not trying to convince you that Ted Kennedy and Michael Jackson were talented men who did bad things. The point is that we as a nation decide whose memory we will publicly honor and what we will remember about them. Thus, we can learn a great deal about our culture’s values by how it remembers Ted Kennedy and Michael Jackson.

“The point is that we as a nation decide whose memory we will publicly honor...”

M

arijuana, its green, its sticky, and it can get you high. Sadly, that’s probably the full extent of most people’s understanding of the Cannabis plant. For this reason it has become the most controversial drug, rather, the most controversial plant on the planet. As of right now, it is strictly illegal in the United States, save the few states that allow the use of marijuana for medicinal purposes in spite of superseding federal laws. However, the cannabis plant’s expansive industrial and medicinal value and remarkably large margin of safety warrant it’s immediate legalization. To begin, the cannabis plant has vast industrial and medicinal value. Most people probably don’t know this, but the cannabis plant is possibly the most valuable renewable resource on the planet. Almost everything that we produce today could be made with the cannabis plant. Just one acre of hemp is the equivalent to 4.5 acres of trees for paper production. It is extremely easy to cultivate, requires little to no pesticides, and returns most of its nutrients to the soil. An acre of hemp can be grown in one season, while an acre of trees may require ten to twenty. On top of that it can be used to make fuel for cars, clothing more durable and comfortable than cotton, and about 25,000 other commercial products, heck, we could build house made completely from hemp. As a drug, there are a multitude of ailments that can be treated with cannabis. Some of the more common ailments include glaucoma, post-chemotherapy nausea, epilepsy, HIV/ AIDS, migraines, multiple sclerosis, arthritis, spinal chord injury, and various other painful and debilitating conditions. However the list doesn’t end there and it is believed that cannabis may be useful for the treatment of many more conditions. In addition to that, not only is it possible to treat many conditions with cannabis, cannabis itself may even be safer than the treatments already in place. That’s all well and good, but it’s still a drug isn’t it? Well, yes it is a drug, however according to the DEA’s Chief Administrative Law Judge, Francis L. Young, in a 1988 ruling, “Marijuana, in its natural form, is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man.” Yet the federal government still list marijuana a Schedule I controlled substance, which means that it has no medical value, it is

addictive, and it is not safe to use, even under medical supervision. The federal government places marijuana in the same category as drugs such as heroin, methamphetamine, cocaine, and ecstasy. Why does this matter? Because marijuana doesn’t belong on that schedule, unlike most schedule I drugs, marijuana cannot kill you. The safety of a drug is determined by its therapeutic index. A therapeutic index is determined by dividing the dose that is lethal in 50% of test subjects by the dose that is effective in 50% of test subjects. The therapeutic index for heroin is 6, meaning that it is lethal at a dose six times its therapeutic dose. For alcohol it is 10, for cocaine 15, aspirin 20. Marijuana’s therapeutic index is so high that it is probably impossible to quantify, although it is usually listed as <1000, however some sources say it could be as high as 20,000 to 40,000. That means a smoker would need to consume about 1500 pounds in 15 minutes to cause a lethal reaction. As a medicinal and recreational drug, marijuana is extremely safe, safer than most substances that we consume regularly. In fact, in 5000 years of human experience with cannabis, there is not one credible record that indicates that anyone has ever died from consuming cannabis. By comparison, tobacco causes 435,000 deaths per year, and alcohol causes 85,000 deaths per year, even over the counter pain medicines such as aspirin, acetaminophen (Tylenol), ibuprofen (Advil), and naproxen (Aleve) manage to pull down a couple thousand deaths a year. Given that tobacco and alcohol are perfectly legal, and kill plenty of people every year, does cannabis use even matter at all? Yes and no. The amount of harm done by cannabis is virtually non-existent, with the exception of the artificial harm that has been fabricated by the Justice Department via arrest and conviction. However if cannabis were legal, the tax revenue from cannabis and all of its constituents would be massive, and its legalization could even save our ailing economy, while displacing many if not most harmful and high pollution industries. Now that matters. So know you know, cannabis is remarkably safe, and incredibly useful. Of course, this isn’t new information; people have known this for centuries. It has only been the last century that cannabis has had any formal sanctions against its production and use. The question remains, how can we reverse a century of flawed policy? Education; educate yourself, and then educate others. Next Time: Find out how cannabis’s legal status fosters an environment for organized crime to profit.

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Cardio Combo, Clark Center 20, 12:15 p.m.

Cardio Combo, Clark Center 20, 12:15 p.m.

Yoga Class, Clark Center 20, 1 p.m.

Yoga Class, Clark Center 20, 1 p.m.

Driving Range and JJ Jump Passes, Rec Office, 10 a.m. Student and Nonstudent Cost: $3

‘The Place of Animals in Popular Culture’ Mark Berrettini, VUCB 125, Noon

Cardio Combo, Clark Center 20, 12:15 p.m. Yoga Class, Clark Center 20, 1 p.m. Archery Indoor Instruction, Archery World, 7:30 p.m. Student Cost: $5 Nonstudent Cost: $10

Diversity Film Festival, VADM 110, 4 p.m. Free, Open to Public DTC Information Night, VFSC, 6 p.m. Free, Open to Public Basketball Open Play

Horseback Riding Trip, Silver Buckle Ranch, 1 p.m. Student Cost: $5 Nonstudent Cost: $10

Kids Club Passes, Rec Office, 10 a.m. Student and Nonstudent Cost: $5

PB Club Presents Nancy Youlden, VFSC Patio, Noon, Free Soccer Outdoor Open Play @3:30 p.m. Connections 2009, VFSC, 4 p.m. Free, Open to Public

WSU Pullman Vs. Hawaii Football Party, Big Al’s Bar and Grill, 4 p.m. Free

Diversity Film Festival, VADM 110, 4 p.m., Free Soccer Outdoor Open Play @ 3:30 p.m. Cougar Networking Night, Clear Channel Diversity Film Festival, Radio, 5:30 p.m., Free VADM 110, 6 p.m. MBA Info Night, Free, Open to Public VADM 129, 6 p.m.,Free Basketball Open Play

Education Abroad Fair, VADM Gallery, 10 a.m. Free

Oregon Zoo Tickets, Rec Office, 10 a.m. Student Cost: $5

Graffiti Art Demo, Basketball Court, 10 a.m. Free, Open to Public

Soccer Outdoor Open Play @3:30 p.m.

Kayak Trip, Ross Island, 10 a.m. College Color Day Student Cost: $15 Show off your Crimson Nonstudent Cost: $20 and Gray Football Party, Big Al’s Bar and Grill, 3 p.m. Free

Soccer Outdoor Open Play @3:30 p.m. Meet the Accounting Firms, VFSC, 6 p.m. Free Diversity Film Festival, VADM 110, 6 p.m. Free, Open to Public

Diversity Film Festival, VADM 110, 4 p.m. Free, Open to Public Basketball Open Play

Journalism Boot camp Saturday, Sept. 12 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the Firstenburg Student Commons Guest speakers include Jeffrey Mize (the city hall and political reporter for the Columbian), Kelly Adams (former cops and social service reporter for The Columbian and several other papers, and now a community activist), and Dean Baker (former military and agriculture reporter for The Columbian; former reporter also for The Oregonian, The Register-Guard, United Press International and other publications).

Come join us to learn about reporting, photography, ‘getting the story,’ and much more. Open and free to the public. Please RSVP at [email protected] so that we can make sure to get you a lunch.

Close Encounters at the Zoo, Oregon Zoo Chancellor’s Seminar Series Fall 2009, VFSC, 11:45 a.m., $25 Cougars and Cowboys, VFSC, 7 p.m. Free

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